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00:00Hi, look what I got. It's an invitation for you and the girls, but it's got a special
00:12seal on it, so it might be something really special. Oh, ye girls next door,
00:20greeting from our most royal majesty, Elizabeth, by God's grace, the first queen of the Britons
00:26to bear that name. It's an invitation to the Renaissance Fair. Our immense joy upon seeing
00:33thy noble face truly lift our spirits and we would very merry make. Join us, we pray, for a day of play.
00:41Will you have fun? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Okay, I'll check with the girls, but I think we'll do it.
00:45The jousting and you'll swig some ale? No, you won't swig some ale. I'll swig some jack, probably.
00:51Yeah. I'm sure the girls will love us. Have you ever been to one? A long, long time ago.
00:56Very good.
00:58Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy. Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you cigs and dits and grips and a dick. Hey!
01:15Come on to my house, my house, come on.
01:18I have to talk to you about, uh, Ren Fair. Oh my god, I'm so excited. I'm ready for mead. I'm ready for ale.
01:30And the big old turkey legs. And the big old turkey legs.
01:33Stacy's one of the first people that I became good friends with when I first started coming up to the mansion.
01:37And then we got to talking one day and I said, oh yeah, I love the Renaissance Fair. And she's like, what? I love the Renaissance Fair.
01:42And then we just made it a pact from there on that every year we'd go to the Renaissance Fair together.
01:49I absolutely love the Renaissance Fair. It has everything that I like.
01:53Themed out, costumes, and then it's like this big party.
01:57So what is not to like? It's everything I love about an event.
02:01Beer, cleavage, and food.
02:03Yeah. It's three of my favorite things.
02:06Huzzah!
02:06Huzzah!
02:07Hello! Hi, I'm Bridget.
02:17Hi, Bridget. I'm Claire.
02:19You got all kinds of stuff.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Since I've been to the Renaissance Fair so many times, I made sure that everyone was well-prepared by making sure we had classes and costumes and everything we needed to go.
02:29I'm excited to see what you guys have.
02:31I just want to be a wench. I'm a peasant girl.
02:34Because peasant girls have way more fun.
02:37Hi, I'm Kendra.
02:39Hi, Kendra. Nice to meet you.
02:40Nice to meet you.
02:40Nice to meet you.
02:40I've never been to the Renaissance Fair before, but from Bridget, all I hear are good things.
02:46You can go by color or...
02:47Those little pants look cute.
02:49Pants?
02:50Yeah, they're bloomers.
02:51They're bloomers.
02:52They look like old school parachute pants.
02:54Let me see. Pull it out on the face.
02:56A little MC Hammer there?
02:56Yeah.
02:57It's an MC Hammer.
03:00Hey.
03:02No.
03:03You know, I don't like to dress up, but I will. You know, I want the hottest outfit, though.
03:13I love bloomers.
03:15They're fun.
03:19Kendra, how's it going?
03:20Yeah, I'm going to come out in a second.
03:23Oh, I hear her coming.
03:24Oh, wow.
03:25Oh, it's hot.
03:26I love it.
03:27Excellent.
03:28Yeah.
03:29Yeah, I like it, too.
03:31Do you like that one?
03:32Do you want to try anything else on?
03:33I still want to try the blue one.
03:34Okay, sure.
03:41Kendra, will you give me your opinion?
03:43One, one.
03:43This outfit?
03:44Let's try the blue.
03:44Wear that one.
03:45I like that one.
03:46I like the colors.
03:47I love it.
03:48It's hot.
03:49At first, I was going to wear this black and white pirate-looking outfit, but then I saw
03:53the blue one on Bridget, and I was like, oh, that's kind of hot.
03:57It's a hot-ass corset.
03:59I told you, wear this one.
04:01So she finally decided not to wear it, so I'm like, yes, I'm wearing it.
04:05I'm excited to see Holly's dress.
04:07I know.
04:08Hi, Holly!
04:17Or should I say Marie?
04:18Yeah.
04:19I've powder all over my hair, so I hope I don't get it all over you and your clothes.
04:22Yeah, you smell like a little baby's bum.
04:24It's nice.
04:25I'm really looking forward to dressing up because this is my excuse to have a Sleeping Beauty
04:30costume made.
04:32All righty.
04:34Sleeping Beauty has arrived.
04:35Oh, my God.
04:36I love it already.
04:37The color's perfect.
04:38Isn't it perfect?
04:39Yeah, I'll put it on right now.
04:40Okay, let's go in here and get you pinned.
04:44I love it already.
04:46It's so fun.
04:47Pinned.
04:49Whee!
04:51I love my costume.
04:54It was just what I pictured.
04:56I wanted it to look just like the cartoon.
04:58We padded this so that it sticks out a little bit more and looks more cartoony.
05:02Yeah.
05:02I've always been obsessed with Disney characters since I was little, and I think of myself as
05:07a Disney princess.
05:08And we did the underneath is ivory as well to match that.
05:12Yeah, I love it.
05:12So that way if you lift it up, the colors will match.
05:16Yeah, it's so cool.
05:17You like?
05:18Yeah, yes.
05:19Whee!
05:19That's a fun skirt.
05:21Hi, honey.
05:25Hello.
05:25Well, welcome to the Renaissance Fair.
05:28The best thing about the Renaissance Fair is Hef is going with us.
05:32This kind of stuff is what keeps Hef young.
05:35Kendra and I are pirate wenches.
05:38Well, I knew you were wenches before the time.
05:39And I hear you might be the king of France, honey, depending on which costume you pick.
05:45Well, as a matter of fact, I wasn't sure whether it was going to be king of the beggars
05:47or the king of France.
05:49I was really excited that Hef was totally willing to dress up in Elizabethan period costume.
05:55When they said you were coming, I immediately thought of this designer out there.
05:59I like that one.
06:00That outfit that Hef wore definitely reminded me of his everyday pajamas.
06:05Ooh.
06:06I'm feeling regal already.
06:07That one's cool.
06:08You look like a king.
06:09I don't think I'd go in a gay bar in this hour.
06:19Good morrow.
06:21Hi, how now, young lady?
06:23In order to make sure that the girls felt comfortable, I had a language coach come to give us like
06:28a crash course in all the Elizabethan language.
06:32One of the words I like to use a lot is verily.
06:35Verily, it means very much.
06:37And you can add that to the beginning of anything.
06:39Verily, I do say.
06:40Verily, I do speak.
06:42For sooth, I speak unto thee.
06:44For sooth.
06:45Well, for sooth is actually a contraction of words that means in God's truth.
06:50One you might hear a lot is good morrow, which is God grant you good morrow.
06:54They didn't have contractions like can't or don't, but they put whole phrases of things
06:59together.
07:00God grant you mercy is actually become...
07:03God mercy.
07:04Grammercy.
07:05And that's how you say thank you.
07:07Kendra has enough problems speaking regular English, so I don't know how she's going to
07:11do with tackling Elizabethan, but I will keep my fingers crossed for her.
07:16Oh, and the bathrooms are called privies.
07:17Cut, Sean.
07:18Oh, good to know.
07:19Privies.
07:19Yay, privy.
07:20I have to use the privy.
07:22If somebody comes up and greets you, good morrow, and you could respond with well met.
07:26You want to try that one?
07:27Good morrow, good gentles.
07:29Good met.
07:30I thought Morgan was awesome.
07:31I thought she was really funny and she was a great teacher.
07:34Or you can respond also with how now.
07:36Brown cow.
07:37Which is what everybody wants to say.
07:39If somebody is not very smart, we call them beef witted.
07:43I'm beef witted.
07:43How do you say, like, oh, he's hot?
07:47You would say, that meant as a bock hock.
07:49Bock hock?
07:51Oh, and something nasty to call a girl, you would call them a sausage wallet.
07:55Yeah.
07:56That is awesome.
07:57The sausage wallet?
07:59Sausage wallet.
08:00I thought it was fun to learn a few words like sausage wallet, which means hoe.
08:05I'll teach you guys how to curse because that's something everybody needs to know.
08:10So instead of saying the F word, you would say fi, fi upon it.
08:15Fi, fi, fo, fum.
08:16Yeah, kind of like that, but not as cute.
08:19And instead of saying the S word, you would say swoons.
08:24Swoons.
08:25Right.
08:25And that one you can say, like, you stub your toe, swoons, you drop your beard, swoons.
08:30Right.
08:31If I drop my beard, I'm going to say fi.
08:33I got to go take a swoon.
08:35Ah!
08:35At first I thought it was really weird that I had to learn renaissance language, but I
08:42liked some of the words, actually.
08:44Like, the words were so funny.
08:45I'm going to start using them in, like, everyday, like, life.
08:48To end everything, everybody will always ask you for a hip hip huzzah, so I'm going to
08:52ask you guys.
08:53Hip hip huzzah!
08:53Hip hip huzzah!
08:55Awesome.
08:55Who's most beauteous?
09:04Wednesday is most beauteous.
09:07The morning of the renaissance fair, I was practicing my Elizabethan.
09:11Huzzah!
09:13Huzzah!
09:14Mistress.
09:15Mistress?
09:15What is that, like, a little pamphlet of words?
09:17This is the Elizabethan language book.
09:20Yes is I, no is nay, and if you want to say fuck, it's fuck.
09:25Fie!
09:26Fie!
09:27Fie!
09:27Fie!
09:28Woo!
09:34And the tail on the winch.
09:37Winnie, I've got a tail now.
09:40Winnie, you're ignoring my tail.
09:46Whee!
09:48I almost saw your knickers.
09:50Oh, no!
09:52Oh, man, I made myself really dizzy.
09:54Oh, I get that on the winch.
10:04I had to dress up as Sleeping Beauty, because I love to dress up as Disney characters, so
10:09I didn't want to be anything plain.
10:13Good morrow.
10:14Good morrow.
10:15Are you available for corsetry?
10:17Aye, good mistress.
10:18Ha ha ha ha.
10:19Heather down, yonder.
10:20Okay.
10:27Enter, good mistress.
10:30Enter, good mistress.
10:32Oh, you have a pew.
10:33Oh, wow.
10:34I must curse you because I'm just a peasant.
10:37Ha ha ha ha ha.
10:38On my chastity, I must say, what beauteous wonder.
10:42Ha ha ha ha.
10:43Bridget and Stacy are the two experienced people in our party, so they might have to show us
10:48around a little.
10:49Okay.
10:50Yay.
10:51Hey!
10:52Woo!
10:53Woo!
10:54Woo!
10:55Woo!
10:56Woo!
10:57Woo!
10:58Woo!
10:59Woo!
11:00Woo!
11:01Woo!
11:02Woo!
11:03Woo!
11:04Woo!
11:05Woo!
11:15Woo!
11:15The last thing I wanna hear in the morning is tambourines fucking being pounded on in my ears.
11:20Okay?
11:22Woo!
11:24Woo!
11:31Kev came as the visiting king of France and he wore a green velvety robe and he
11:38had kind of like a piratey hat but then he also had a crown that he got to wear
11:45you're the only one that looks like you came from a Disneyland movie I know I
11:50feel like I'm in Shrek 2. Shrek 2. There she is. Oh my god look at you. How are you honey? You look good.
12:20When we first got to the Renaissance Fair we were greeted by Shakespeare. Welcome to
12:27chipping under Oakwood this day and the lovely company you keep. I try to follow in suit as I
12:34learn by example. Very good. Well we enjoy your writing. Shakespeare had a lot of bitches with him.
12:45So we shall go here to the bizarre traders. When you walk through the gates of the
12:49Renaissance Fair everybody is completely all in character from head to toe.
12:57Back in the Renaissance days there were swords. Horses. No roads. And no cell phones.
13:10Oh it's going to be shiny. I want another grill.
13:19The first place they took us to was the joust. And this is your throne herein. Take your comforts. We got to sit in a special box for the joust because Hef was playing royalty.
13:37And now I say good people God save the king. God save the king. God save the king.
13:43Everybody made a huge deal about Hef being at the Renaissance Fair. They totally treated him like royalty.
13:50God save the king. God save the king. God save the king.
13:58God save the king. Everybody made a huge deal about Hef being at the Renaissance Fair. They totally treated him like royalty.
14:04God save the king. God save the king.
14:14I thank you my friend.
14:16Ladies and gentlemen it is my great honor indeed to introduce to you our good friend King Henry Henry the third of France.
14:27Also known as Lord Hugh Hefner.
14:34Thank you your majesty.
14:36I am honored my friend. I am honored. We are so very happy to have you here with us.
14:40We are honored to be here.
14:41I was really excited to see the queen because Bridget's always talking about it and says that she always wishes she could be the queen at the Renaissance Fair but she's not a redhead so she can't.
14:49Good gentles. Would you see a joust this day?
15:08I was rooting for the knight with the green and the white on and that was the one that had the playboy bunnies on the side of the horse.
15:14Hail Henry! The world's true king!
15:21Oh my gosh! One of the jousters had a playboy bunny insignia on his medal. It was the coolest thing. But I was not rooting for him. He did not have my colors.
15:31I believe there are favors to be handed out.
15:33Very well my sleeping beauty. I can tell she's done this before.
15:41Well done my dear.
15:44Huzzah!
15:53Which of you shall claim this day the title of champion of champions?
15:57Oh! Oh! Completely off this horse!
16:11I didn't know it was going to be so much contact involved. I thought it was just like a fake play and stuff but they really like stabbed each other you know? It was kind of fun.
16:19I am Queen of England and I say that this day the champion of champions is Sir Thomas the Duke of Kent!
16:31The Duke of Kent!
16:41After the joust we were actually invited by the Queen to come and dine with her.
16:45Your grace, your court presents unto you the grand fief.
16:48Well come forward Lady Cumberland. Your majesty our meat rosettes.
16:58I've been to the fair lots of times but it was such a different experience to be there and to be dining with the Queen.
17:03Heff did not have to have his regular meal brought to the Renaissance Fair because he knew they had turkey legs and he loves turkey legs so we were covered.
17:13We were so very honored to know that you would be coming to visit with us.
17:16Much great preparation in the kitchens has been going about.
17:20Not only wishing to please our palate but thine as well.
17:23Heff sat next to the Queen. They made an interesting couple.
17:26You know Sir there have been many times that we have been in negotiations with France in which to marry one of your brothers.
17:34If I had known they were half as charming as you Sir I would have been married already.
17:39I will carry that word back to France.
17:42Thank you my friend. Thank you well.
17:45I didn't get jealous.
17:47Wrong hair color.
17:49I don't think Holly was jealous of the Queen but I think that she's hoping that she makes it there someday.
17:54We like your pimp cup.
17:59My what?
18:01Pimp cup.
18:02Pimp cup.
18:03What does that mean?
18:05It's for one that has many suitors and they have a cup that's very grand.
18:10Oh jeez.
18:11Actually it suits you well.
18:12I have many suitors and it is a very grand cup.
18:14Sausage wallet.
18:15Come to visit.
18:16I heard Kendra call the Queen a sausage wallet and I totally smacked her and I was like you can't do that.
18:27I had to say it.
18:29I had to say it.
18:30When I said sausage wallet to the Queen, to tell you the truth I really felt like I was in that world and I felt like I didn't cut my head off.
18:36It's my honor to have had that.
18:39Your majesty.
18:40My pleasure.
18:43Your majesty, I present you the swing.
18:46The swing.
18:47We wanted to go on the giant swing which looked pretty wimpy when you saw other people on it but it's a fun ride when you get on.
18:53Oh my god now let me tell you I have motion sickness and that swing I was two seconds away from puking.
19:12We wanted to try some of the fun snacks that Bridget and Stacy are always talking about.
19:18Ladies I have your promotions.
19:20The best part about the fair was the food.
19:33Good food, there was good shows.
19:35Oh my god the shows were so much fun.
19:45Man, now they were some belly dancers, okay.
19:50We have been asked to come and not only give to you but learn from you.
19:57The art of seduction.
20:03Would you give us some examples?
20:05They said, now show us what you have that sexy.
20:09And then Stacy jumped up to go out and learn how to belly dance and I'm like, oh I'm learning how to belly dance for sure.
20:14So I jumped up and Stacy and I learned how to shake our hips in a very seductive manner.
20:19All right, here we go.
20:20And shut, shut, shut, shut, shut.
20:28There were a few times when I was at the Renaissance Square that I looked around and everyone was having such a good time and Holly seemed to really be enjoying herself and I was like, yes, I've turned them on to something new.
20:38I love it.
20:40Pretty cool, honey.
20:42I was bummed to leave the fair.
20:44I would have liked to spend more time there.
20:46I thought the people were really fun.
20:47The renaissance fair was so much fun and when we got back to the mansion we couldn't wait to tell everyone about it.
21:08We went to the renaissance fair today.
21:10Oh, yeah.
21:11Oh, the costumes.
21:12It was fun.
21:13It was just so great that we even got to get Hef out for the renaissance fair.
21:18Usually, like on a Saturday, he won't even leave the house.
21:21Violet!
21:22Hey!
21:27Sleeping Beauty.
21:31What was the best part?
21:32Oh, gosh.
21:33Just probably the people there, I think.
21:35It was fun.
21:36It was a fun day.
21:37It was fun being a wench for the day, but back at the mansion we're all queens again.
21:42Hi.
21:43Hi.
21:44Now that is a renaissance outfit.
21:46Oh, gosh.
21:47I'm tired.
21:48He's so funny.
21:49This was definitely Bridget's thing.
21:52Every year she goes and when she comes back, I always wonder, like, what is the renaissance fair?
21:57You know, and going with Bridget definitely, like, showed me the extreme of the renaissance fair.
22:02It was really cool.
22:03The queen was asking about Hef's brother.
22:05Well then.
22:06She's interested.
22:07Oh.
22:08Let's hear more of this.
22:10I called her, uh, a sausage wallet.
22:16That's what a lot of girls say.
22:18That's what a general say.
22:19Right?
22:20Go save the king!
22:22Go save the king!
22:25Come on my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy
22:33Come on my house, my house, I'm gonna give you
22:43Come on to my house, my house, come on.
23:13Come on to my house, my house, come on.
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