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00:00Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy.
00:07Welcome to the Playboy Mansion.
00:09Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you everything.
00:14Good morning, the Playboy Mansion. Can I help you?
00:16Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you everything.
00:23Right away, sir. Thank you.
00:30Hi there.
00:53Hi there.
00:55I have the last layout in front of me.
01:07Hey, baby.
01:08Hey, I'm Holly.
01:09I'm originally from Alaska and I live now at the Playboy Mansion.
01:12I'm Hef's number one girlfriend.
01:14Hef and I have been dating for three and a half years.
01:17I was intimidated by Hef when I first met him.
01:19He seemed really imposing and scary.
01:22After Hef's in my first date, I moved in two days later.
01:24I guess you could say we're made for each other.
01:26Want a piece of candy?
01:29No, you can really eat them.
01:31I know.
01:32As a girlfriend, I'm extremely devoted.
01:35I love you.
01:36I love you, darling.
01:37A lot of people would say my life revolves around Hef.
01:40You're funny, sweet.
01:42We have a great relationship.
01:43It's the best relationship I've ever had.
01:45He says it's the best relationship he's ever had,
01:47but I don't know if I believe that.
01:49He might just be saying that.
01:53When Bridget became a girlfriend,
01:54she became one of the seven.
01:56There were more girlfriends back then.
01:58There was a gang of girls waiting to get in the door, too.
02:02The difference between me and them
02:04was that I was here to have fun,
02:06not to see what I could get out of it.
02:08I guess that showed because here I am
02:11and they're not here.
02:12You get to know Hef, and you really care about him.
02:16And everyone who meets him just falls in love with him.
02:18He's the sweetest guy, and you want to be part of this.
02:21And I just thought, what a great opportunity.
02:22I can't turn this down.
02:23I've come this far.
02:24I can't turn this down and go back to Lodi.
02:28Bridget?
02:29Bridget is one of my best friends ever,
02:31and my favorite thing about her is she gets super excited,
02:33and it's just fun to have people like that around.
02:35Gizmo.
02:37Originally, I'm from Lodi, California.
02:42Little town.
02:43And I've been coming around for about four years,
02:46but actually living here at the mansion for just over three years.
02:51I am one of them, one of the girlfriends.
02:54Mama, want some coffee?
02:56Bridget told me that she's always wanted to be a playmate.
02:58She feels like that would be achieving all she could achieve,
03:01both in body and mind.
03:03Playboy is something that I always wanted to do.
03:05My dad used to get the magazine,
03:07and I knew I wasn't supposed to look at them,
03:09but they weren't hidden or anything.
03:10So when my parents weren't around,
03:12I would thumb through it and think,
03:13my gosh, I want to look just like those girls when I grow up.
03:16And I was really little, like probably four.
03:18And I would just think,
03:19I want to be beautiful like that someday.
03:21She's a Persian cat,
03:22and I'm hoping she can just get brushed out,
03:24because I'd like to keep her fluffy this time.
03:26A bath with the deep conditioning.
03:29Bye-bye.
03:30I just felt like it wasn't practical,
03:34so I went to school.
03:36I have a bachelor's degree in communications,
03:39emphasis in public relations,
03:40and then I have a master's degree in communications
03:43that I kept general, because I thought,
03:44maybe I'll teach.
03:45Now I'm like, teach?
03:47That's not fun.
03:49I think Holly does a lot.
03:53She shares a room with him.
03:54She really gives him 110%.
03:57Doggies!
03:58Are you in or are you out?
03:59Are you in or are you out, Kanda?
04:01And I feel like Kendra and I are just kind of icing on the cake.
04:05Kendra is the youngest girlfriend.
04:08She's from San Diego, California.
04:10Kendra has been a girlfriend a little over a year now.
04:12I think Hep sees Kendra as really fun and enthusiastic,
04:17and she's just a nice person on top of that.
04:21When we first met Kendra,
04:22she was a lot more quiet than she is now.
04:24I think she was unsure of how to act
04:26because the whole moving into the mansion thing
04:28happened so fast for her.
04:30Hello.
04:33Kendra was literally a painted girl for an event
04:37that was here at the mansion,
04:38and one of the fellows who was working on the body painted girls
04:42had printed a color photo of her that was sat on the printer,
04:46and Hef picked up the photo and wanted to know immediately,
04:49Who's the girl? Who's the girl?
04:51Mr. Hefner was very interested in the girl.
04:54I mentioned to Mr. Hefner, she's down below getting body painted.
05:00He came down and looked at her,
05:01and she was just as gorgeous as she was in the photograph.
05:04Hef comes up to me and he says, Hi.
05:06I'm shaking her like, Hi.
05:08And I was just so nervous.
05:10Like, I've never met a celebrity in my entire life.
05:13You know, and then here Hugh Hefner is right in front of me.
05:16I definitely knew at that moment, I'm like,
05:18I want to move here.
05:19I want to have a relationship with Hef.
05:20So the moral is just don't leave pictures of a girl flying around.
05:24They could just be moving in.
05:29It's crazy. It's like, it's like a dream come true.
05:31It's like living a dream.
05:32Hef and I have been dating for about a year now.
05:37Being Hef's girlfriend is fun.
05:40I love it.
05:41I never expected to be here.
05:43I was like, wow.
05:44So amazed.
05:48Where the hell the s'more was?
05:51Being up here, I'm a smile 24-7.
05:54I'm tired, JD.
05:59Well, seeing that's had to be here at six.
06:03I still would rather be getting up when you get up.
06:08I mean, you're actually ahead of schedule.
06:10I'm real ahead of schedule.
06:12I'm usually like, two hours late.
06:14She's different than Bridget and I.
06:16She's very physical.
06:20Oh!
06:22I didn't really like school.
06:23I liked it for the sports.
06:24I mean, no one comes out of that,
06:25unless you're like, crazy good, you know?
06:30Oh! I can do it. Hold on.
06:31Damn, why can't I do it right now?
06:35Damn it!
06:36Oh!
06:38Kendra is definitely a tomboy.
06:39She loves sports.
06:41Oh!
06:42She loves to play sports.
06:44She's spontaneous and loud and unpredictable.
06:48Okay, don't miss.
06:49This is warm up, I swear.
06:51And I go to massage therapy school five days a week.
06:54I love it when people are getting out of stupid little things.
06:56That makes me laugh.
06:59What the?
07:01Exactly.
07:02Who's the one out of control now?
07:03Richard.
07:04God.
07:06Enough of this Tai Chi shake.
07:08I was thinking about it for a while, you know,
07:09because I like to make people feel good,
07:11so, you know, why not do it?
07:12Ready for the best, sweetest massage you will ever get?
07:15Really?
07:16F-loss, petrissage, friction, tepultment, and vibration.
07:22And vibration.
07:23Fuck vibration.
07:26Path?
07:27He saved my life.
07:28That's all I have to say, you know?
07:29He saved my life.
07:30Besides my mom, my grandma, my grandpa, my brother, and my dogs,
07:33he is my hero.
07:35I'm like a raffle.
07:36Ow!
07:41Archie.
07:42How you doing, bud?
07:43Hey, bud.
07:45Come on.
07:47I believe there are nine dogs.
07:49Holly has four.
07:50Kendra has two.
07:52And then we have our resident mascots, Littlefoot and Archie.
07:58Archie and I go way back.
08:00Eleven years.
08:02And Bridget has a cat.
08:03So we have a lot of pets.
08:06Could you let Harlow inside?
08:07Because she got out from behind the game house somehow.
08:11Harlow!
08:13Harlow!
08:14Over here!
08:15It's Mama!
08:16Harlow!
08:17Come to the front door!
08:18Come to the front door, Harlow!
08:21Good girl!
08:22Good Harlow!
08:23Harlow!
08:24Front door!
08:25Harlow!
08:26It's Mama!
08:27Look!
08:28See?
08:29Mama!
08:30Come to the front door!
08:31That's how you get to me.
08:32Harlow!
08:33Go to the front door!
08:34Good girl!
08:35Yay!
08:36Harlow!
08:37The first thing I do when I get up in the morning is I take my dogs outside.
08:40Come on, pups!
08:41And then I go down to Mary's office.
08:43She's Hef's assistant and one of my best friends.
08:46Dude!
08:47Come on, dude.
08:48Good boy.
08:49And we just sit around and we talk about what's going on.
08:52Hey, it's Holly.
08:53Can I get my usual breakfast with four small servings of dog food, please?
08:57No problem.
08:58Bye.
08:59It's funny.
09:00I think the dogs get the good life here and they tend to come here and get lazy and fat,
09:07so we have to put them on a diet.
09:09Sometimes they even eat better than we do.
09:12That's okay, though.
09:14Yeah, it's okay.
09:15Why not?
09:16Alrighty.
09:17Okay, dude.
09:18We're going to do an inspection of your thing.
09:25Because I say I can't get him neutered until his balls drop.
09:28Are you sure he's a boy?
09:30Yeah, he's a wiener.
09:31He doesn't have any.
09:32He's got little tiny little things.
09:35You're still a baby.
09:37Pistachio nuts.
09:44I think there's two main adjectives that people think when they see us.
09:48Bimbo and slut.
09:50Ow!
09:52The reality is I am not a gold digger.
09:56I'm not a hoe.
09:57I never even thought about having a multi-millionaire boyfriend, you know?
10:00How would I be a gold digger?
10:02You know?
10:03I'm not at all.
10:05There are always the same five questions everybody wants to ask me.
10:10Are you in the magazine?
10:12How many girls live at the mansion?
10:14Does he pay you?
10:15Do you have sex with him?
10:16That's a big one.
10:17We do everything a normal boyfriend and girlfriend do.
10:20Like if I could get married and have kids tomorrow, I totally would.
10:23This is it for me.
10:24This is where I am and this is where I'm going to stay.
10:26Come on to my house and my house, I'm gonna give you candy.
10:38Come on to my house and my house, I'm gonna give you figs and dates and grips and cakes.
10:47Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you a hug.
10:54Okay.
10:55Are you making me look like a judge again?
10:58Yes.
10:59Tonight we're going to the AFI awards ceremony.
11:02We've been to the AFI events two other times.
11:04One was for Tom Hanks, one was for Robert De Niro.
11:07And tonight they're honoring George Lucas, which I'm really excited about.
11:10I was definitely not popular in school.
11:13I was not a cheerleader.
11:14I didn't do much to my hair.
11:15I wore makeup, but I didn't do much grooming wise.
11:18I'm gonna shave my legs.
11:19Don't get me wrong.
11:20Like I wasn't all gross hippie chick or anything.
11:23How are you today?
11:24Very good.
11:25Exciting.
11:26Tu vas bien?
11:27Beaucoup de cheveux?
11:29Beaucoup de cheveux, por favor.
11:31There's not a lot of time for me to do my homework.
11:34And so I'm always trying to fit it in in weird spots.
11:37Like I take it to the salon with me because that's a lot of down time while somebody's blowing out your hair.
11:42I just try and fit it in wherever I can.
11:44Did you hear Lodi made the news?
11:46Oh my God.
11:47They arrested two Al-Qaeda terrorist homes in Lodi.
11:52Sick.
11:53And one of them was like two doors down from my aunt.
11:55Ew.
12:00I love going out to the clubs.
12:01I love going out to dinner.
12:03Love just not.
12:04I have to admit, it does get a little crazy.
12:06But I can handle it.
12:08Gracias, senorita.
12:09Senorita.
12:10What did you say?
12:13Gracias, senor.
12:15My dream was to go out and, you know, have a good time and live my life.
12:19I want to start early.
12:20I want to live life.
12:21So now I'm here and the schedule is like perfect for me.
12:25I'm all yours, sugar.
12:27I'm good, baby.
12:28Okay.
12:29Get off.
12:30Okay.
12:31My job is, you know, as a girlfriend, you know, we have the same routine every week.
12:36So I kind of see that as a job.
12:38Can I help you?
12:39Yeah.
12:40Very gentle.
12:41Ow.
12:42I told you gentle.
12:43No, that was you.
12:44Oh, me.
12:45Oh.
12:46I kind of like it though.
12:47I'm just kidding.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Aww.
12:50This is the IT hairdo.
12:53To go out and look my best tonight.
12:55I used to love it and everything.
12:56And now I feel like it's more of a priority and something I have to go and do rather than
13:00just a fun leisurely day at the salon.
13:03I'm a Star Wars fan.
13:04So I'm going to go with my hair done like Princess Leia.
13:06You told half what you want today?
13:07He knows?
13:08Yeah, he knows.
13:09He's nervous.
13:10And I told half I was going to do it.
13:11He goes, can you do that with your hair?
13:12Oops.
13:13Oh.
13:14Tuna boob.
13:15Yeah.
13:16Voila!
13:17Voila!
13:18Voila!
13:19I love it!
13:20Thank you guys.
13:21And Hef is not excited about that.
13:23He thinks that's weird and that'll look ugly.
13:25But it's like he has eight other girls on his arm so he can afford to have one weird
13:30hair.
13:31He's like, you know?
13:32Yeah, he knows.
13:33He's nervous.
13:34Yeah, he knows.
13:35He's nervous.
13:36And I told him I was going to do it.
13:37He goes, can you do that with your hair?
13:39Yeah.
13:40Oops.
13:41Oh.
13:42Tuna boob.
13:43Yeah.
13:44Voila!
13:45Voila!
13:46Oh my gosh.
13:47My hair's like a helmet.
13:48I don't have to worry about it moving.
13:49Hey, Chris.
13:50Come on in.
13:51Oh yeah, that looks pretty.
13:52We're going to match.
13:53Tell me.
13:54We are the same color.
13:55We're going to be identical.
13:56Oh my gosh.
13:57Do you mind?
13:58Yes.
13:59Go change.
14:00Oh man.
14:01Well, yours is different on the top.
14:03I'm the first one.
14:04Oh my gosh.
14:05Do you mind?
14:06Yes.
14:07Go change.
14:08Oh man.
14:09Well, yours is different on the top.
14:14I'm the first one.
14:15The first one in and the last one out.
14:18Give me.
14:19Give me.
14:20God.
14:21Damn it.
14:22Because I want more time in you.
14:23Special.
14:24Because you're the special one.
14:25Oh.
14:26I'm going to curl right here.
14:27Okay.
14:28Oh.
14:29Well done.
14:30Well done.
14:32Yay.
14:33Next big time.
14:35Yay.
14:36Next big time.
14:37Next big time.
14:38Next big time.
14:39Shh.
14:40Shh.
14:41Dutchess.
14:42Marlo, that goes for you too.
14:45I have 45 effing minutes.
14:46It's okay baby.
14:47New York.
14:48I have to go.
14:49I have to rush.
14:50I have to go.
14:51I have to rush.
14:52Okay.
14:53Voila.
14:54Thank you my dear.
14:55You're beautiful.
14:56You're beautiful.
14:57Bye.
14:58Bye.
15:00Hey.
15:02See your ear.
15:17You're beautiful.
15:18Bye.
15:19Enter your ear.
15:20Are you coming up?
15:21House report.
15:22Good row.
15:23Hey.
15:24Yeah, we're not in very many different floors, I like it.
15:31Thanks.
15:32Don't everybody look hurt?
15:34Hi.
15:35My goodness.
15:36Where are you?
15:37Hello there.
15:38One, two, three, four, five.
15:40We have your five minutes.
15:41Kenner just came in a few minutes ago.
15:43She's probably running a few minutes behind.
15:45No!
15:46No!
15:47No!
15:48No!
15:49I ain't joking now, suckers, I'm poking out, now that I've spoken out.
15:54I must be insane, to play me at my own gimme, it's a real world of pain.
15:59You ain't tough, I've had enough to keep that mouth shut, before I call your bluff.
16:06It's gonna be a grand night.
16:08Still got it, him.
16:10No question about that.
16:11Still got it.
16:12No question about that.
16:13No question about that.
16:14No question about that.
16:16I was just saying this was bad.
16:18You never get her, there's no better for you spot her.
16:20Kendra really needs to get a secretary, because she's really scatterbrained as far as being
16:25in the right place at the right time, or being on time, or remembering she has to do something.
16:29Sometimes we're stuck in a situation where Hef is like, where's Kendra?
16:32And I'm like, well I told her a million times, and it doesn't matter.
16:36Hef will get grumpy with me.
16:38Why didn't you tell Kendra that we're leaving at such and such a time?
16:42And I'm like, I did.
16:44So that's not that comfortable.
16:47Look at all this boobids over here.
16:49I don't know, they're both busting out.
16:51Hers is big.
16:52I'm looking, I'm looking better.
16:53Hers is big.
16:54It's like a renaissance scheme.
16:56A renaissance scheme?
16:57Like the renaissance dress.
16:58Oh yeah, right here.
17:00I put my clothes on and locked up here.
17:14I'm so stressed out.
17:15Hey!
17:16Woo!
17:17Woo!
17:18Woo!
17:19Woo!
17:20Woo!
17:21Woo!
17:22Woo!
17:23Woo!
17:24What's up?
17:25Yay!
17:27I have to get my ID.
17:29I'll be in two seconds.
17:31Yay!
17:32We're the black girls.
17:33Yay!
17:34We're the black girls.
17:35Yeah!
17:50Follow the man.
17:51It's really exciting to go to these big events where you go down the red carpet and they want
17:55to interview Hef.
17:56How's life treating you?
17:57What do you think?
17:58What do you think?
17:59What do you think?
18:00What my role involves is just standing there and smiling and looking like a nice little
18:05first lady astronaut's wife and not acting up or doing anything stupid.
18:09Did you ever get your hands on Leia's buns?
18:11Right here!
18:14Having to go out to like a red carpet event and seeing all these most beautiful women in
18:20the world.
18:21As much as I try, I don't feel as pretty as them.
18:24People assume that we are all skanks.
18:32I think jealous.
18:33People think that.
18:34But I think people respect us too.
18:35You know?
18:36They look at us and they're like, wow!
18:37You know?
18:38That's so cool to me.
18:54Good job.
18:55Good job.
18:56Good job.
18:58Destiny.
18:59Do you want to?
19:00Hey, we can ask Hef if we can watch it down on the big screen.
19:04Do you want to?
19:05And do whatever?
19:06All right, well, I'm going to go in and ask him.
19:08And I'll see you in a couple minutes.
19:10Okay, bye.
19:14Kendra has only been here a year
19:16and is about six years younger than me.
19:18So Kendra really got lucky in the way that she moved in,
19:21and she's not as careful as Bridget and I, I think.
19:27Hi, honey.
19:29Rascal!
19:30Rascal's in here!
19:31Is it okay if Dusty and I watch a movie down on the big screen?
19:40Sure.
19:41Okay.
19:42What do you want to watch?
19:42Can we watch that Napoleon Dynamite?
19:44Have you got it or have I got it?
19:45I think you do.
19:46All right, let me look.
19:47Yeah, I think you...
19:47Let me look.
19:48Let me look.
19:49My boyfriend is so charming.
19:54So charming.
19:55And he is an excellent man.
19:58You know, I love him.
20:00He loves me.
20:01He brings joy to my life.
20:05All right.
20:05It's okay, I mean...
20:06Okay.
20:07We have more than Blockbuster.
20:10How about some Girls Gone Wild?
20:11I'm just kidding.
20:14Good night, honey.
20:15Good night, honey.
20:24Good night, honey.
20:25Good night, baby.
20:27And if you think of something you want to...
20:28Okay.
20:28I'll ask John if he has it.
20:33I wouldn't want to speak for Bridget and Kendra.
20:36I feel like they have their own way of expressing what their relationship is with him.
20:40In five years, I see myself alone with Hef.
20:44Not that I don't necessarily want other people around.
20:46I'm a people person, so having Bridget and Kendra living here is great.
20:51But do I like him at having other girlfriends?
20:53No.
20:54I know that I'm his number one girl, but I think he needs to get rid of the extra girls.
20:59You know what, honey?
20:59I love being here.
21:00Why would I leave here?
21:01Unless Hef wants me out or something, you know?
21:03I'd want to stay.
21:05This is a dream.
21:06I've got to pinch myself off.
21:07I've got to wake up.
21:08There's nowhere else that I want to go.
21:10Come on to my house and my house.
21:16I'm gonna give you candy.
21:20Come on to my house and my house.
21:23I'm gonna give you figs and dates and grapes and cakes.
21:28Come on to my house.
21:58Come on to my house.
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