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00:00Today, I'm so excited because I'm getting a new puppy.
00:09Hi, Sarah.
00:10This is Bridget.
00:11Hi.
00:12I still really, really like her.
00:14She's so cute, and I want to go ahead and get her.
00:17Okay, excellent.
00:18I know.
00:19I saw the pictures, and I'm like, there's no way she's going to say no to this puppy.
00:22I know.
00:23I showed everyone, even Hef and Hef, like, oh, my gosh, she's the cutest little thing.
00:26You can't say no just because of that little white spot.
00:29I'm also really excited because my sister, Anastasia, who's staying with me for the summer,
00:34is coming with me to pick up the puppy at the airport.
00:37When I tell my friends I'm swimming somewhere at the Flaming Mansion, they're like, what?
00:41And I don't think, I think the spot, well, you won't even notice it, you know?
00:46Hef's like, take her to the salon with you.
00:48Get it dyed.
00:50The looks of the dog aren't necessarily so important other than the fact that I want it to look like my cat.
00:59I tried from the time she was a little baby to get her to walk on a leash, and she was just not having it.
01:05I've learned after I've had her for eight years now that she's never going to act like a dog.
01:11So, um, I want the next best thing, and that's a dog that looks like her.
01:16Gizzy, you're going to have a new sister.
01:18Are you going to be nice to it?
01:20Probably not, huh?
01:22Okay, well, I'm going puppy shopping then.
01:25Bye, Gizzy.
01:27Come on to my house and my house.
01:32I'm gonna give you candy.
01:36Come on to my house and my house.
01:39I'm gonna give you figs and dits and grips and cakes.
01:45Come on to my house, my house will come on.
02:02Night is one of the most exciting nights ever.
02:06It's fight night.
02:09Fight night is totally fun.
02:11We have several boxing matches, which is taped live for ESPN, and it's really a big event.
02:16We have 800 people coming to this.
02:19Front row seats for everybody.
02:20It's a great event.
02:24You gonna jump in the ring?
02:25Yeah, I'm gonna box.
02:26I'm gonna box so bad.
02:27She can go in there and get her ass kicked.
02:30You can go up in there trying to act all tough.
02:32Hey, hey.
02:33You're gonna get knocked out.
02:34Girl, I'll be using my feet and my knee.
02:36Bam!
02:37Bam!
02:38It's about to be a what?
02:40A girl fight?
02:41Hey, I can beat anybody to ask out there.
02:43Just jump in.
02:44See what happens.
02:45I'm just kidding.
02:48So I was waiting at the airport and I started to get really nervous.
02:52The puppy was an hour late coming in.
02:55It's 1017.
02:56She was supposed to be here at 940.
02:591018.
03:00I'm supposed to call when she's here.
03:02Her little caller.
03:031020.
03:041022.
03:05Tick, tick, tick, tick.
03:061031.
03:07Give me my dog.
03:08Hi!
03:09Oh my gosh.
03:10She's so cute.
03:11Oh my gosh.
03:12She's so cute.
03:13Oh my God.
03:14Oh my God.
03:15She's really cute.
03:16Oh my God.
03:17Get out of here.
03:18Come here, honey.
03:22Come here, honey.
03:23Oh my goodness.
03:24You are so pretty.
03:25Look at you, baby.
03:29Girl, this is your first limo ride.
03:30Oh shit.
03:31What?
03:32She peed.
03:33Oh, finally.
03:34Where's our wavy pants?
03:35Finally.
03:36Oh my God.
03:37Oh my God.
03:38She's really cute.
03:39Oh my God.
03:40She's really cute.
03:41Oh my God.
03:42Get out of here.
03:43Come here, honey.
03:44Oh my goodness.
03:45Oh my goodness.
03:46Oh my goodness.
03:47You are so pretty.
03:48Look at you, baby.
03:49Girl, this is your first limo ride.
03:52Oh shit.
03:53What?
03:54She peed.
03:55Oh, finally.
03:56Where's our wavy pants?
03:57Finally.
03:59Sorry.
04:00Finally.
04:05I'm an athlete.
04:06I love watching sports.
04:07This is like a dream come true to me.
04:09Being here with the top athletes in the world.
04:11And do you know who's coming out?
04:12Like, is there like Mark saying like who?
04:14No.
04:15Oh, this is just the list.
04:16It's just for you to look at so you can see who might come.
04:19And then you just have to wait and see.
04:21Cool.
04:22Thank you so much.
04:23You're welcome.
04:24So excited.
04:25Thank you so much.
04:26Thank you so much.
04:27Sure.
04:28I love you so much.
04:29Have fun.
04:30Yes.
04:31Thank you so much.
04:32You're welcome.
04:33Have fun.
04:34I got the guest list.
04:35I got the guest list.
04:36I got the fucking guest list.
04:37Who's coming?
04:38Everybody.
04:39Okay.
04:40Damn.
04:41Who's that guy out there?
04:43How cute.
04:44That's a mannequin.
04:45That's a mannequin.
04:46I'm not trying to call it a mannequin.
04:47I'm like, what are you doing?
04:48Yes.
04:49It was for you.
04:50Okay.
04:51One of the exciting things about fight night is lots of celebrities show up and one of the
05:05people showing up is Hef's ex-girlfriend from the 70s, Barbie Benton.
05:15And she lived in this mansion.
05:18I think Barbie is one of the more significant people Hef has dated because he dated her for
05:22a long time.
05:23And she's probably the most famous out of Hef's girlfriends because she was on a few TV shows
05:27and she was on the cover of Playboy a lot.
05:29I'm a little nervous about Barbie coming because I want to make a good impression.
05:33Hi, honey.
05:34Hi.
05:35Here's the new baby.
05:38Hef came out and he was like, oh my God, this is impossible.
05:43She's cuter and real than she was in her pictures.
05:46How's that?
05:47How can that be?
05:48Well, this is definitely Miss September.
05:51Oh, I think so too.
05:53Oh, Gizmo has just gone all over.
05:56I know.
05:57We have a big meeting in store.
05:59Oh, Dad.
06:02It's not a nose.
06:07Let's go meet Gizzy.
06:08Okay.
06:09Are you ready, little baby?
06:11Ready to meet your sister?
06:12Yeah.
06:15Hi, Gizzy.
06:17Hi, Giz.
06:19Hi, Cihar.
06:22I missed you, Angel.
06:25I missed the kitty so much.
06:29She knows something's up.
06:31She's not sure what it is.
06:32Come here.
06:33Come here for a second.
06:34Lookie.
06:35Lookie.
06:36Lookie.
06:37Lookie.
06:38Lookie.
06:39Lookie, Gizzy.
06:40What do you think?
06:42No comment?
06:43I got them kind of close, holding them together and stuff.
06:52Gizmo's not excited about it and she's a little bit, a little bit pissed off.
06:59Oh my God.
07:00It's even smaller.
07:01It's even smaller.
07:02Cute.
07:03Cute.
07:04Cute.
07:05You're so cute.
07:06Miss Sneaky.
07:07Okay, Miss Sneaky.
07:08That's not a poopy pad.
07:09Hey.
07:10You gotta go in there.
07:11You have to go there.
07:12Barbie will be here any minute and I'm a little nervous about it because I don't know how the
07:41day is going to go, how comfortable everybody is going to feel.
07:43I'm stressing.
07:44Good afternoon, ma'am.
07:45How are you?
07:46Uh, yes.
07:47Barbie.
07:48I was with Hef for about eight and a half years.
08:10And he bought the house probably about a year after I met him.
08:16It just seemed like I was going home.
08:18It feels a little awkward going there when I'm not living there.
08:22Hi.
08:23How are you?
08:24Hi.
08:25That's a cute necklace.
08:26Oh, thank you.
08:27How are you?
08:28I'm fine, thank you.
08:29How are you girls?
08:30Hi.
08:31Well, in 1968, I did a show called Playboy After Dark.
08:34And that's how I met Barbie.
08:37He asked me out and I said, oh, I could never go out with you.
08:41I've never been out with anybody over 24.
08:43And he said, neither have I.
08:46And looking at this table, he still hasn't.
08:49When I met Barbie, she was like really focused on her age.
08:52She was like, so how old are you guys?
08:54You know, Hef doesn't date anybody over 24.
08:57Hef took a liking to me.
08:59We hit it off the first date.
09:01Barbie is the one who found this house.
09:02Oh, really?
09:03Good job.
09:04Do you really want to crack up?
09:06Bought this place for a million, too.
09:09And he did not think it was big enough.
09:13And that's because the living room in the Chicago mansion
09:16was four times as big.
09:18You had the pool table there.
09:19That had some action.
09:24That went over your head.
09:26Do you remember who's playing on the pool table?
09:28Oh, oh, oh.
09:30Mick Jagger.
09:32Oh, it was.
09:33That they're not old enough to know the Rolling Stones.
09:37Have you met all their mothers?
09:39Yes.
09:40Some of the stuff she had to say wasn't that friendly,
09:43like she was licking us up and down.
09:45Those look real.
09:46Oh, they're all fake.
09:47No.
09:48Well, they're good fakes.
09:49They do them so well now that it's difficult to tell.
09:52Yeah.
09:53Really?
09:54This one's real.
09:55These are real.
09:56That's real.
09:57Do any of you cook?
09:58No.
09:59The cooks don't let us back there.
10:01I decorate cookies.
10:02That's as far as I've gone.
10:03Mmm.
10:06I have a question.
10:07I don't know if this is too personal or whatever, but like, um.
10:09Have you ever been in the Olive Garden?
10:11Yes.
10:12Yeah?
10:13Yes.
10:14Do you like avocado?
10:15Yes.
10:16Did you guys go to Africa or something?
10:17We went to Africa.
10:18How was that?
10:19Well, half's not big on roughing it.
10:21Where in Africa did you have to go?
10:22We went to Kenya and...
10:23Tanzania.
10:24What?
10:25We ended up in Morocco.
10:26We wound up in Morocco.
10:27That's crazy.
10:28Do you remember what we had there?
10:29Yes, hash.
10:30Hash was very popular.
10:31Everybody was stoned.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:33It's funny.
10:34I'm not really jealous of the situation in the present tense because she's too old for
10:44him now, I guess.
10:45Sorry.
10:46Thank you, darling.
10:58Tonight is fight night.
11:13You like them close together?
11:14Yeah.
11:15I like one up, one down.
11:18My favorite thing is the Playmate ring girls.
11:29This is bouncy.
11:31Bouncy, honey.
11:32This is all dry blood.
11:33Ew!
11:41Good girl!
11:42Good girl!
11:43Yay!
11:44Wednesday!
11:45Yay!
11:46Let's give you a treat.
11:47Let's get a treat.
11:48Come on.
11:49Come on.
11:50Let's get a treat.
11:51Let's try a new kind.
11:52What do you think?
11:53Is that one icky?
11:54Is that one gross?
11:55Here, how about one of these?
11:56One of these treats.
11:57One of these treats.
12:09Lashes!
12:10Oh, crap.
12:11I forgot to pull my lashes.
12:12Ugh.
12:13Okay.
12:14I'm having lash technical difficulties.
12:16Okay.
12:17I think I'm ready.
12:19Bye, Jessie.
12:20Bye, honey.
12:21Mwah!
12:22Mwah!
12:23Mwah!
12:24Mwah!
12:25Mwah!
12:26Mwah!
12:27Mwah!
12:28Mwah!
12:30Knock, knock!
12:31Hey, do you guys want to peek on the balcony like we did last year?
12:35Yes.
12:36Yes.
12:37Yell at.
12:38Let's find somebody we know.
12:39Julie!
12:40Lacey!
12:41Lacey!
12:42Woo!
12:43Mary!
12:44Chuck!
12:45Julie!
12:46Hi, Captain Bob!
12:47Woo!
12:48The bartender!
12:49Woo!
12:50Damn, who's that hot guy out there?
12:51It was a mannequin!
12:52What?
12:53What?
12:54What mannequin?
12:55That guy!
12:56Fight night was like, it's like my night.
13:15It is so nice having these athletes come to my house.
13:21Everybody I've always wanted to meet is right in my backyard.
13:25It's like crazy.
13:27I could not sit down.
13:29Hi, Ray.
13:30How are you doing, babe?
13:32Good.
13:33How are you?
13:34Good.
13:35Goddamn, that guy's kind of cute.
13:36That's funny.
13:37Somebody turn.
13:38Wait a minute.
13:39It's a mannequin.
13:45Beautiful.
13:46What do you think of the cat?
13:47It's so cute.
13:48Is it all crooked and everything?
13:49Is that me?
13:50You've got to turn it to the side a little crookedly.
13:53A little bit more.
13:54A little bit more.
13:55A little bit more.
13:56Yeah, there you go.
13:57That's it.
13:58That's it.
13:59That's it.
14:00Right there.
14:01It looks like it's stuck with a hat all to the side.
14:05Oh my , there's Peyton Manning.
14:09Peyton Manning!
14:10I watch these athletes so much that I actually feel like I know them.
14:15Peyton Manning!
14:16Peyton Manning!
14:17Get your ass over here!
14:18Peyton Manning needs to come say hi to you.
14:21What?
14:22Peyton Manning!
14:23Yeah.
14:24Hey!
14:25Hey!
14:26You're going to meet with Mr. Manning?
14:27Yes!
14:28Oh my God, I need a picture.
14:29Hey, give us a picture with him.
14:31Oh my God.
14:33Hi, I'm Kendra.
14:34Hi Kendra.
14:35Nice to meet you.
14:36Hi, Bridget.
14:37Nice to meet you.
14:38Yes!
14:39Girls foxes.
14:40Oh no.
14:41They look like girls anyway.
14:42Okay.
14:43Those are clearly girls.
14:44How you doing?
14:45Good.
14:46Damn, who's that hot guy out there?
14:47He's not cute.
14:48Wait a minute, it's a mannequin.
14:49Close.
14:50Okay.
14:51She looks uptight.
14:52Here, I'll introduce you to Keith Hepburn.
14:54This is his brother.
14:55Oh!
14:56You little sweetie.
14:57So how are you?
14:58How are you?
14:59You got here just in time for the fight, so...
15:01Well, I just can't wait.
15:02Where's your brother?
15:03Right.
15:04I know he's...
15:05I know he's...
15:06He's...
15:07He's...
15:08He's...
15:09He's...
15:10He's...
15:11He's...
15:12He's...
15:13He's...
15:14He's...
15:15He's...
15:16He's...
15:17He's...
15:18He's...
15:19He's...
15:20He's...
15:21He's...
15:22He's...
15:23He's...
15:24I know he's...
15:25There he is.
15:26Right there.
15:27Am I sitting on the wrong lap?
15:29Probably.
15:33Hello.
15:34How are you?
15:35This is Diana.
15:36Hi, Diana.
15:37I'm Holly.
15:38Holly, I've heard about you.
15:40Aw.
15:41You're beautiful.
15:43At first, I tried to talk to Barbie and kind of make a good impression on her and make her
15:46feel comfortable.
15:47It was kind of awkward because it seemed like all she wanted to do was lean over and talk
15:53to half.
15:54Did you like Million Dollar Baby?
15:55Very much.
15:56I couldn't watch the scenes that were violent.
15:59Yeah.
16:00And I knew it was a movie.
16:01I moved over and sat on the other side of half so they could kind of sit together and
16:05catch up on stuff.
16:06Do you remember who we saw?
16:08Huh?
16:09Do you remember the fights that we saw together?
16:12I certainly remember the one in New York.
16:15Who was it?
16:16It was Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier in their first fight.
16:18Frazier.
16:19And Frazier...
16:20In the first round?
16:21No, no.
16:22No, it went on until about the 15th round.
16:24Barbie had a lot of questions for half.
16:26Where did these girls come from?
16:28Where was Holly raised?
16:31How did you meet Bridget?
16:33Well, I don't know how you avoid the cat fight.
16:38Do you still see Sandra?
16:42Yes.
16:43I see.
16:44I wouldn't put up with any of that.
16:48That's called giving hits.
16:51No!
16:53And where's Kendra?
16:58I see her.
16:59There she is.
17:00Where?
17:01Mini-me has stolen my girl.
17:03It's okay.
17:05We're in big trouble, fella.
17:07Uh-uh.
17:09You guys got to cheer for me, K?
17:12Kendra!
17:15This is how you know I'm comfortable.
17:17Is when I go up in the ring and I shake my ass in front of everybody.
17:22Football players, they go in their, you know, end zones and they do their dance, you know?
17:25They want the world to see.
17:26For five seconds, I want people to know who I am.
17:28She is adorable.
17:29Puerto Rico!
17:30Woo!
17:31Puerto Rico!
17:32Is that a tattoo?
17:33Her?
17:34She has a tattoo?
17:35After one of the rounds where I was a ring girl, I heard Barbie and Hef talking and Barbie was saying, I can't believe you're dating a girl with a tattoo.
17:38I remember when you got so upset that I pierced my ears.
17:39Oh, yes.
17:40Oh, yes.
17:41I know.
17:42You said, why don't you just get a tattoo?
17:43I know.
17:44I know.
17:45You said, I'm sorry, I can't sleep with a girl that has pierced tears.
17:46Oh, yes.
17:47I know.
17:48I know.
17:49You said, why don't you just get a tattoo?
17:50I know.
17:51You said, I'm sorry, I can't sleep with a girl that has pierced tears.
17:52I didn't say that.
17:53You did too.
17:55You did too.
17:56And you said, I can't deal with this.
17:59I know.
18:00I know, I really didn't like them.
18:01It was the same to you as the you-know-what.
18:03I like tattoos.
18:04That you just talked about.
18:05You like tattoos.
18:06There was no tattoos.
18:07I remember.
18:08I remember when you got so upset that I pierced my ears.
18:09Oh, yes.
18:10Oh, yes.
18:11I know.
18:12You said, why don't you just get a tattoo?
18:13I know.
18:14You said, I can't sleep with a girl that has pierced tears.
18:16I didn't say that.
18:17You did too.
18:18You did too.
18:19You did too.
18:20which we just talked about.
18:22Times have changed.
18:24That was a million years ago.
18:34Some people may have thought I went upstairs early,
18:37maybe because I was jealous of Barbie being there,
18:40but that wasn't really the case.
18:41I was just a little bit cold.
18:50I think I enjoyed Fight Night more than Holly and Bridget did.
18:54I'm the jock in the group, you know?
18:56Of course I'm going to like it more than them.
19:02I can do that.
19:09Fuck, I'm going to dance.
19:11Bridget goes, Kendra, I'm going to go inside
19:13because I don't really know anybody.
19:15I'm like, how can you not know anybody?
19:19It's so weird.
19:20Such a good girl.
19:22She's a good girl.
19:25Oh, I'm going to get you.
19:26That's it.
19:27I'm going to get you.
19:28I'm getting you.
19:29I'm getting you.
19:30I am really concerned about Gizmo and Wednesday,
19:33and I don't want Gizmo to think that I don't still love her
19:36and that she doesn't mean as much to me.
19:37Gizzy.
19:39Gizzy.
19:39Gizzy.
19:41No, no, no, no.
19:41Ah!
19:42No, come back.
19:44Come back.
19:45Come back.
19:49Come out and see me, please.
19:51Oh.
19:52Oh.
19:53Oh.
19:54Fine.
19:55I love you.
19:58I love you.
19:59Wednesday's a lot of fun, and I love her to death,
20:01but nothing will replace Gizzy, and Gizzy will always be
20:05number one in my heart.
20:06Yeah, they're on the house.
20:09I'm out partying.
20:10Out of Holly, Bridget, and I, out of everybody that was there
20:14at fight night, I was the last one standing.
20:17I'm always the last one standing at parties
20:19because I can't get enough.
20:23Kendra!
20:24I like your purse.
20:25Kendra!
20:26Is that your purse?
20:27Yeah.
20:28That's cute.
20:29Wait.
20:29What is this?
20:30If I had a choice to party for, like, a week straight
20:33without sleeping, I would do it.
20:37I hope you had a good time tonight.
20:39I did, and I'm honored that you still love my bust.
20:42Well, I do.
20:44I think that whenever you're with somebody that long,
20:48you are really good friends.
20:49I think Barbie would be welcome back.
20:51I mean, not too much.
20:53We've got to protect Holly and Hester's relationship.
20:56You're going upstairs.
20:57I'm going upstairs, huh?
20:58Yeah.
20:59OK.
21:01I don't blame you.
21:10I don't care about the past.
21:11In fact, I think it's kind of cool, the life Hef has lived.
21:14But Barbie was a significant girlfriend in Hef's life.
21:17But I know I'm more significant.
21:24Hey, we need another one of these.
21:26Come on, my house, my house, I'm going to give you candy.
21:39Come on, my house, my house, I'm going to give you figs and dates and grips and cakes.
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