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00:00Hef loves to play games, and one of our favorites is Monopoly. Hef even has a custom-made Monopoly
00:12board with money with his own face on it.
00:15There's five wands, five fives, five tens.
00:21We don't play with any wands.
00:23Oh, you're too good to play with dollars, excuse me.
00:26Yeah, we switch. Hef has very certain ways he plays.
00:29Hef is very particular about how the games are set up. They have to be set up just perfectly.
00:33The staff will take a Polaroid of how they set up the game so they know how to do it next
00:38time.
00:39Hi!
00:40Monopoly. Oh, man. Monopoly.
00:42Oh.
00:43There she is.
00:45Too much thinking.
00:46All right, come on. Let's get going here.
00:50We have a really cool Monopoly board, and the houses are actually mini mansions, and we play
00:56with bunny pieces that were sculpted after us, and there's a sculpted Hef.
01:00Well, here's your money back.
01:02Money comes to money.
01:03You landed on Community Chest a lot.
01:05Hef likes Community Chest. I don't know why.
01:08I'm good with my money in reality, but I suck with money at Monopoly.
01:16No deal, no deal, no deal.
01:21If there's such a thing as a million dollar bill, I think they should put a house face
01:25on that, because he's worth a million bucks. Oh, more.
01:29Go to Marvin Gardens.
01:31Oh, advanced token to board.
01:34Oh, my God.
01:36$600, please.
01:38How much?
01:39$600.
01:40$600 for one night in this company?
01:43Yeah, but you get a lot with it.
01:45Oh, okay.
01:46All right, that is worth everything.
01:49Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy.
01:56Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you digs and dits and grips and digs.
02:05Hey!
02:06Come on to my house, my house, come on.
02:09Hello.
02:13Hey, babe.
02:16I think I'm gonna go call Donna about the golf scramble.
02:19What about it?
02:20Um, just to make sure she knows we're coming and stuff.
02:23Oh.
02:24Want me to get her?
02:26Yeah, that'd be awesome.
02:27The Playboy Golf Scramble is an annual golf tournament.
02:31There's over 300 girls that come that are called the Girls of Golf.
02:35There are a ton of playmates hired to work.
02:38And then there's all kinds of celebrities and people who want to donate to charity who come out.
02:43And Kendra's actually going to be playing in the golf scramble.
02:48Hello?
02:49Hi, Holly. It's Donna.
02:50Hey, I was wondering, I want to bring my awesome, pimped-out golf cart to the golf scramble this year.
02:55Okay, I can definitely take care of it and give you a call back.
02:58We're really excited to have you guys there again.
03:00Oh, we're excited to go. It's gonna be fun.
03:03So when they told you that I'm gonna drop off the outfits for, you don't have to wear them, but you have your outfit.
03:08Oh, no, we want to.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Oh, hi, Donna. It's Bridget.
03:11Bye, Bridget.
03:12Every year for the golf scramble, all the playmates wear cute matching outfits.
03:16And it's usually like a little skirt and polo shirt.
03:19Mary said she wants an outfit too.
03:21She does?
03:23Five pounds of stuff in a two pound bag.
03:32Let's see what this looks like.
03:33I love golf. I love it.
03:35And this is my second year playing in the golf scramble.
03:38But, man, I felt bad because I didn't really like the outfits this year.
03:42Oh, hell no.
03:43My body's so small that, like, that skirt was so long on me.
03:47So, I'm like, uh-uh.
03:48I had to come up with a whole new outfit.
04:02Mary, do you like this one?
04:05Oh, that's cute.
04:07That's really cute.
04:08Should I show her this one or the white one?
04:11It's cute.
04:12It's cute.
04:13It's, like, it's, like, prettier.
04:16I like it because it makes you different.
04:18I know. Me too.
04:20Mary, okay.
04:22She's my girl, man.
04:23I love Mary.
04:24Mary definitely tells it like it is.
04:26You know, if she doesn't like something I'm wearing, she'll tell me.
04:28And I'm the golfer, so, you know, I should be dressing different, you know?
04:32Honey!
04:33Honey!
04:34What do you think?
04:35What?
04:36Which one would you want?
04:37Which one would you wear?
04:38Which one would I wear?
04:39I don't think that would cover the jewels.
04:44I think you could wear what you want to wear.
04:47Whatever you're wearing or if you're wearing nothing at all.
04:50You're so cute.
04:53There is so much going on at the Playboy Golf Scramble.
05:03I mean, of course, people go to play golf, but we have DJs on different holes.
05:07We've got lots of alcohol.
05:09There's parties going on at different holes.
05:11And let's not forget the girls.
05:14Holly and I always get to the golf scramble early
05:16because we like to meet and greet everyone and see who's all there.
05:19You guys look so cute.
05:20I love the pants and the skirts.
05:22I know.
05:23I know, huh?
05:24It's what warms up.
05:25Hey!
05:26Good to see you.
05:27Yay!
05:28The golf cart!
05:29Thanks!
05:30I'm so excited to drive it today.
05:31I cannot wait.
05:32It's the first time.
05:33It's cute.
05:34No, I've driven it around.
05:35Like, I drive it across the street and, like, around the neighborhood and around the property
05:37and stuff like that, but this is my first time on a golf course.
05:40Bridget, are you riding in that one?
05:41Yeah.
05:42Okay.
05:43Is Andrea here?
05:44She'll be here.
05:45She's supposed to play, so she came separate.
05:46I love your earrings.
05:47Her earrings have skulls.
05:48Hey.
05:49Hello?
05:50Oh, my goodness.
05:51Are you still in bed?
05:52I wasn't late.
05:53I just wasn't early, like Holly and Bridget.
05:54And I'm the golfer, so I can get there whenever I want, right?
06:11I'm ready.
06:12I got my caddy right here.
06:13Every time the golf scramble comes around, I get so excited because all, like, NFL players
06:25come and play and stuff.
06:26We got up bright and early for you.
06:27Come out and hang out.
06:28You're supposed to be at your earrings.
06:29Won't be a little better.
06:30I know.
06:31We heard your big football plan.
06:32I'm Ephraim Salam.
06:33I'm going to play with the Jews in Texas.
06:34Richard.
06:35Hi.
06:36We've been waiting for you.
06:37Okay.
06:38Well, let's go.
06:39You got the club?
06:40Yeah, I'm ready.
06:41All of the girls thought that the Playmate outfits were really short skirts until Kendra
06:48arrived, and then they were like, whoa, we have long skirts on.
06:53Kendra's skirt was skimpy.
06:54Kendra, I did not think it was possible for anybody to be wearing skirts short or not.
06:59I managed to do it.
07:00I managed it, girl.
07:01I saw Kendra at the beginning of the day, and she's very serious about her golf game,
07:05so I knew she was going to take off and start playing immediately, and I was right.
07:08I didn't see her again for the rest of the day.
07:13At the start of the race, there's like hundreds of golf carts lined up, and one by one, they
07:18make their way out like a whole caravan, and as they go through, we cheer them on and
07:22scream, high fives, clap as they go by, and it's really fun.
07:26After all the players went off to their holes, Bridget and I got in my golf cart, and we
07:32started our tour.
07:35We stopped at every hole and introduced ourselves, took pictures, found out where they were from.
07:40What do we got over here?
07:41Yeah, what do you guys got?
07:42An aphrodisiac.
07:43Oh, we better not have that now.
07:45We got to take it for later.
07:46Yeah.
07:47We did a few shots.
07:49Is there a rule against drinking and driving a golf cart?
07:52Bing, bing, bing, bing.
07:55There are no real rules at this golf scramble, but my plan is to show the guys that can play
08:00golf way better than them.
08:02God damn, what are you looking at?
08:05Everybody was getting a kick of how good I was.
08:08Like, I drove that ball so far.
08:10You're very bad for myself.
08:12Everybody's like, where did that come from?
08:14Like, just because I look all cute doesn't make me less of a golfer.
08:17She's very motivating though.
08:19She's a hell of a team player.
08:21Damn it!
08:22Well, did the girls get off for the golf scramble okay?
08:37Well, Bridget and Holly went off, and Kendra finally got off.
08:42Oh, yes.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Golf cart is there, all pink and pretty, and they're going to have a lot of fun.
08:47I was going to say, they're going to have a good time.
08:49So listen, is it okay if the girls come over one day this week and play cards?
08:54Sure.
08:55You know, I like it when, you know, when you all get together.
08:58Yeah, we have a lot of fun.
08:59Absolutely.
09:00No, it's like family.
09:02I love it.
09:03Okay, perfect.
09:05How about that shit, huh, boy?
09:08What did I tell you?
09:09For real, dog.
09:10I'm telling you, dog.
09:12She's serious.
09:13I was doing so good playing golf, I decided to treat myself with a drink.
09:17Or two.
09:18Or five.
09:19Oh, this is good.
09:21I think that was their plan in the first place, to get me drunk.
09:24Because they know I'm better than them.
09:26And they know that once I drink, I suck.
09:31So that was their plan, I think.
09:32I got a ball for you.
09:33Oh, dude, I can't golf, man.
09:34Come on.
09:35I'll give it a whirl.
09:36Here we go.
09:37Oh, dude, I suck at golf.
09:38I tried.
09:39Can't hit the ball.
09:40Like, this is how you hold it?
09:41No.
09:42Here's...
09:43Whoa.
09:44Put your left hand here.
09:45Put the right hand right here.
09:46Okay.
09:47So they're overlapping.
09:48I'm better at miniature golf.
09:49It's more my style.
09:51Oh, I see.
09:52Thanks for volunteering.
09:53There you go.
09:54You pull it back.
09:55Okay.
09:56Keep your head down.
09:57And then just follow through.
09:58Okay?
09:59Okay.
10:00I'm going to try.
10:01See, I can't even hit it.
10:02See, I can't even hit it.
10:03See, I can't even hit it.
10:04I'm retarded.
10:05Okay.
10:06There you go.
10:07See, I can't even hit it.
10:08That's a practice.
10:09See, I can't hit it.
10:10I'm retarded.
10:11Okay.
10:12There you go.
10:13Whoa.
10:14I went past the roach coat.
10:15That's awesome.
10:16I am drunk right now.
10:17Ah, I can't even hit it.
10:21There you go.
10:22Oh, I went past the roach coat.
10:24That's awesome.
10:25I am drunk right now.
10:26I'm going to find a little bit deep.
10:28He was trying to say a little bit,
10:29but I am going to try a little bit.
10:30And I know I'm going to run out...
10:35I am drunk right now.
10:40I don't like this one.
10:43Drop down the hill.
10:44I fucking hate putting.
10:46I hate it.
10:48All right, I mean, don't hit me with the club.
10:49I didn't do it.
10:50Good.
10:54What the fuck is my problem now?
10:56Alcohol is your problem, baby.
10:57Hey.
11:00Fuck.
11:03She's reckless.
11:03Oh, there goes the rain.
11:11Fuck.
11:12I hate it.
11:14Fuck.
11:15Ah.
11:17Oh.
11:22You.
11:23Oh, my God.
11:25The groundskeeper is going to come in.
11:34We're banned for life.
11:38We're going to get banned for life.
11:42When I saw the security guards coming at my way, I had to run.
11:46I just booked.
11:48We're in trouble now.
11:49Run! Run!
11:55Hey, you're in trouble.
12:02Are we heading out?
12:04Every once in a while, us girls go to Mary's house and have lunch and play cards.
12:15What time is it getting to be?
12:165 to 12.
12:18Well, the girls should be here any minute.
12:21And then we'll have...
12:21Well, the girls are here.
12:22The girls are all there.
12:24No, the old ladies are here.
12:27When we go to Mary's, it's very much divided.
12:29Like, all the ladies are playing cards and having lunch.
12:32And Kendra loves to go there to watch football with Captain Bob.
12:35Captain Bob is such a great guy.
12:37And him and Mary have been together forever, like 25 years.
12:41And he's really good at building stuff.
12:43He's built a lot of furniture for their house.
12:45He even built the cake I popped out of.
12:51Who's that knocking at my door?
12:53Who's there?
12:54Who's there?
12:55Hi, MK!
12:55Hi!
12:56Hi!
12:56Hi!
12:57Hi!
12:57How are you?
12:58How are you?
12:59I'm so glad you're here.
13:00I know!
13:01Hi!
13:01Hi!
13:02Hi!
13:02Hi!
13:03Hi!
13:03Hi!
13:04Hi!
13:04Hi!
13:05Hi!
13:05Hi!
13:06Hi!
13:06Hi!
13:07Hi!
13:07Hi!
13:08Hi!
13:08Hi!
13:09Hi!
13:09Hi!
13:25Hi!
13:25Is that the new pig?
13:26Cute.
13:27Mary's house is really cute, and she has a really cute backyard with all these funny
13:31knick-knacks in it.
13:33I'm going to make this into a barnyard.
13:37My favorite is the alien hanging from the swing.
13:39The alien grown pubes.
13:41Oh, Mary, did you put those there on purpose?
13:44No.
13:45How does he have pubes?
13:46Look at all the pine needles hanging there.
13:49Mary and Captain Bob have a dog, Miss Kitty, and then they have Bad Bird, and now they
13:53have a new bird who just laid eggs.
13:56Oh, she's sitting on an egg right now?
13:58Two.
13:59Can't be fertilized, though, can't it?
14:01No.
14:02Not unless Bad Bird got to her.
14:04Bad Bird.
14:05Uh-oh.
14:06Maybe.
14:07What if?
14:08Yeah.
14:09Fuckin' mother fucker.
14:14I love going over to Mary's and Captain Bob's house.
14:16I go over there every Monday night for Monday Night Football.
14:18Hi, Mary.
14:19Hi, Kendra.
14:20Mwah.
14:21You know, all the girls come over, and they, you know, play cards, while me and Captain
14:26Bob watch football.
14:27We're like the beer-drinking group, and they're like the cards and tea-drinking group.
14:32Okay, girl, take that.
14:35Oh.
14:36I say, these are really shitty cards.
14:38Oh, shit.
14:40Mary, I think your profanity has stopped a little bit since you started.
14:44I won it with a fucking five.
14:46Oh, sorry.
14:47Mary is funny, and she's a little spitfire.
14:50She'll just tell it like it is, whether you want to hear it or not.
14:53Mary, how did you and Captain Bob meet?
14:55Mary, a girl from the Playboy Mansion in Chicago came out, and then she went to work on the
15:03boats, and she ended up on Captain Bob's boat.
15:06And I said, isn't there a single sea captain around someplace?
15:10I mean, I wanted a sea captain.
15:11I didn't want just anybody to work on the boat.
15:14I'm not swatty.
15:15She wanted to go to the top.
15:16Yeah, right.
15:17So, the sea captain called me up and said, will you meet me for dinner?
15:22I said, sure.
15:23But you made out the first night?
15:24Yeah.
15:25No, we made out kissing, but not talking.
15:27That's her son.
15:28No.
15:29No.
15:30We were in a car, and I was too old to do it in a car anymore.
15:35You were too old to make out the car.
15:38No, I'm never too old to make out the car.
15:41Good to know.
15:54Every Monday, Hef has Manly Night, where some of his guy friends and he get together to
15:58watch movies and have dinner.
16:00People like Keith and Dickie Band and Ray Anthony and people like that all come over every
16:05week.
16:06I've brought my glasses.
16:09Oh, thank you.
16:11Oh, you're welcome.
16:12Welcome.
16:13I think it's a lot of fun for Hef to have a night each week where he gets to bond with
16:16his buddies who are interested in the same thing.
16:19Too bad that these guys that are getting here late may not get a coffee.
16:23Once a month, you manage to get up here just when the magazines are up.
16:26I brought you a book, Hef.
16:28Curly magazine.
16:29You may or may not.
16:31Have you seen that before, Hef?
16:32I'm not.
16:33I haven't seen it in this form.
16:34They have a multi-volume thing that looks as if this may be a smaller version of it.
16:38It has an entire chapter on Playboy.
16:40You have your Playboy of the Western world.
16:44Holly.
16:45Huh?
16:46You want to hear the joke about the guy catching girls on the beach?
16:49No.
16:50I want to hear the joke about the guy catching girls on the beach.
16:51I don't know.
16:52Come on.
16:53Yes, she does.
16:54Nurse.
16:55It's a little racy.
16:56Oh, racy, my dad.
16:57When we go over to Mary's, it's just fun to hang out with the girls because they're
17:00really funny and we always play cards and we always eat home-cooked food.
17:05Mmm, deviled eggs.
17:07Because Captain Bob is an amazing cook.
17:10Oh, I think it's so cute that Captain Bob is in the kitchen and making sandwiches.
17:14I always offer to help, but he likes doing it himself.
17:16These are my favorite sandwiches.
17:18So good.
17:19They're like pressed, melted cheese and ham sandwiches, but all the edges are sealed.
17:25He has a sandwich machine that makes them.
17:28And they're so good.
17:30Seriously.
17:31Okay, here it comes, girls.
17:32Yay!
17:33Yay, sandwiches!
17:34Oh, those grilled cheese sandwiches.
17:37He's the best cook, man.
17:39He knows how to cook.
17:41Really good.
17:42I love how, like, how crusty it was and stuff and how, like, ham was in it.
17:47Oh.
17:48I want you to teach me how to cook.
17:51I want to go to cooking school, but someone told me that, like, I want you to teach me.
17:56I always want to put my own shit in it and all of a sudden it, like, it fucks up.
18:01It messes up.
18:03So, isn't the new one written?
18:05No, I watched, I met two days ago with both the director and the writer.
18:11Hollywood has been developing a movie on Hef's life and he's very involved in the project.
18:17And it begins on the night of my stroke.
18:20And then it will be, you know, right up to the present.
18:22You know, early days of the magazine.
18:24Uh, the first marriage.
18:27Part of the second marriage.
18:28Is the third marriage going to be in there?
18:30You're so cute.
18:31I'm so cute.
18:32Thanks, everybody.
18:33Bye-bye, sweetie.
18:34It's nice to be able to go to Mary and Captain Bob's house and just hang out.
18:37It feels like you kind of get away from the pressure of the city and, like, it's kind of like you're going home for a little bit.
18:52Bye, Mary.
18:53And Marco's a good guy.
18:54He insisted on coming.
18:55Love you, too.
18:56Bye, Mary.
18:57Thanks again.
18:58Bonjour, Holly.
18:59Bonjour, Mary.
19:00Really relaxing and chilling and watching football over at Captain Bob's and Mary's house.
19:05That is life right there.
19:06Bye-bye.
19:07Love you.
19:08Today is Mary's birthday, so as a surprise, we are getting her a cake.
19:21And it's going to be wheeled out into the circle in front of the mansion.
19:24And everybody on the property is going to come out and surprise her with happy birthday.
19:28You stand, sugar, look.
19:29He's pelusas out there.
19:30She'll see you.
19:31You'll be like .
19:33Brian had to go up and get Mary, tell her her car had been hit.
19:36We're going to have, like, the whole table, the cake, the whole thing.
19:38She comes out and bam.
19:41I think Mary may be on to us, so I'm hoping she follows Brian downstairs.
19:46Steve, did you really tell her I hit her car?
19:49You're really going to blame me?
19:51We're going to put it all on you.
19:52Right.
19:53I came up here for a fact.
19:54I didn't even know.
19:55We didn't do this out to be smiling.
19:56We didn't do this out to be smiling.
19:57We didn't piss her off the most.
19:58Pop and blue.
19:59Here we are.
20:00She's ready to embarrass Mary.
20:01Yes.
20:02If she sees everybody through the window, do you think that's going to stop her?
20:07She can't see.
20:08There you go.
20:09She's not going to know.
20:10Sweet.
20:11I'm sorry.
20:12Sorry.
20:13Mary, can you come outside?
20:17There's a problem.
20:18Steven needs you to come outside.
20:20Something with your car?
20:21Does that work?
20:22We were hoping Mary would come down.
20:26We weren't sure that she would, but we were definitely hoping.
20:28Happy birthday to you.
20:40Happy birthday to you.
20:44Happy birthday dear Mary.
20:49Happy birthday to you.
20:58Mary looked really embarrassed and maybe like she was tearing up a little bit, but that
21:04means we did our job.
21:05I don't like my birthdays.
21:06I don't like being the center of attention.
21:08I start crying when, you know, it means that I haven't really hurt anybody or people
21:15don't look at me like the Wicked Witch of the North or something like that.
21:19There's nobody that knows half better than Mary.
21:26Mary is like his personal assistant, secretary, friend.
21:31The list goes on and on.
21:32She doesn't have a closet big enough for all the hats she wears.
21:35Happy birthday.
21:37Mary is very special to me.
21:39She's a little bit like my second mom.
21:41She helps me out with a lot of things and she's one of the most honest people I know
21:46and that's definitely appreciated.
21:48Hi Mary.
21:50She cares so much about everybody around here and she just wants to see everybody happy.
21:55and she works her ass off.
21:58Whatever Mary says, whatever she asks me to do, I do it.
22:01Do not fuck with Mary.
22:04Love you.
22:06Mary's totally the glue to everything that goes on at the mansion.
22:09She's the gatekeeper for Hef.
22:11She just like holds everything together, but she's still a part of the family and a friend to everyone.
22:18Happy birthday Mary.
22:20I love you.
22:21I love you too.
22:22I love you too.
22:23I love you too.
22:24I love you too.
22:25I love you too.
22:27Love you too.
22:28Happy birthday.
22:30Bye, Lydia.
22:31Cheers, everybody.
22:32Come on.
22:33I love you too.
22:34You're welcome.
22:35You're welcome.
22:37I love you too.
22:40My pleasure.
22:42I love you too!
22:44You're welcome.
22:47Come on.
23:17Come on.
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