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Dive into the latest episode of Nick Cannon Presents - Wild ‘N Out, the hit improv comedy series. Watch as Nick Cannon and his team of hilarious comedians go head-to-head in a series of outrageous games, freestyle rap battles, and comedic challenges. Expect celebrity guests, unexpected twists, and non-stop laughter in this high-energy installment.
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00:00This is Nick Cannon presents Wild'N Out, the home of freestyle comedy and the battle of the old school versus the new school.
00:09Starring Captain Tsuki Anna.
00:13Let's wild out.
00:17All right, y'all, everybody have back your seats.
00:20Put your hands together and make some noise for your host, Mr. Nick Cannon!
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01:00my team because I'm the captain of the
01:01Old School.
01:05Pretty Z.
01:07Justina Valentine.
01:09C-O-N.
01:11Bobby J.
01:13Chico B.
01:14And Hitman Holler.
01:17Well, that team
01:18seemed unbeatable over there.
01:21Well, let's give it up for the other team, y'all.
01:23Make some noise for Team New School.
01:27Mojo Brooks.
01:28Coach Adilz.
01:30Christian, I see you, right?
01:32C-King.
01:33Jesse Wu.
01:35And Benny G.
01:38All the way from the
01:39rough streets of the Jersey Shore.
01:43Yo, we got an amazing,
01:44amazing spirit and energy
01:46in the building as the captain over here
01:48for the new school.
01:50You never know what's gonna come out her mouth.
01:54And it's such a pleasure and an honor
01:56to have a queen in the building.
01:57so y'all make some noise
01:58for Sukiyana.
02:08Hey, y'all.
02:10Don't get her pregnant, Nick.
02:11She just came on the stage, man.
02:13This game is perfect for Sukiyana.
02:16It's time to play
02:17Big Ol' Booty.
02:18Oh, yeah.
02:21It's an elimination game.
02:22We got a freestyle rap back and forth
02:24as DJ D-Rex speeds the beat up.
02:27And, you know, if you can't handle the beat,
02:30you got to get your ass up out of there.
02:32We're gonna see how fast we can rap
02:33and how fast you can shake that ass.
02:36Y'all ready?
02:36New school step up.
02:39Old school step up.
02:41EJ, give me like the game is in your hands.
02:43Voila.
02:45Big booty, big booty.
02:46She got a big ol' booty.
02:47Say, oh, big booty.
02:49Big booty, big booty.
02:50She got a big ol' booty.
02:51Say, oh, big booty.
02:53Big booty, big booty.
02:54Got a big ol' booty.
02:55I like big butts and I cannot lie.
02:57They like me black.
02:58I'm a stand-up guy like, oh, big booty.
03:01Big booty, big booty.
03:02Say, big ol' booty.
03:03I really like Suki and she got to get a coochie in.
03:05After I hit, I'ma need a little loosey like, oh, big booty.
03:09Big booty, big booty.
03:10Got a big ol' booty.
03:11I'm chocolatey, short and thick.
03:12I'm five foot, but my six feet.
03:15Oh, big booty.
03:16Big booty, big booty.
03:17Got a big ol' booty.
03:18Then I do what I want and I don't.
03:19If it trips, y'all shouldn't keep looking,
03:21I'ma put it on the lips.
03:22Oh, big booty.
03:23Big booty, big booty.
03:24Got a big ol' booty.
03:25Workin' up, be fuckin' up, be havin' this thing
03:26lurkin' like, ah, big booty.
03:28Oh, big booty.
03:30Big booty, big booty, big booty.
03:31My name is Jesse, y'all like nice things.
03:33You got somethin' money to you, you can get somethin' for me.
03:35Oh, big booty, big booty, got a big ol' booty.
03:38I know how to rhyme, but I know how to rap.
03:40Nick Cannon, look like a starburst pack, like, oh, big booty.
03:43Big booty, big booty, big booty.
03:44Face down, ass up, any ass, I wanna.
03:47Oh, big booty, big booty, big booty.
03:49Got a big ol' booty.
03:50Come on, y'all, I need some help.
03:52Come, look like a keeper of Elf.
03:53Oh, big booty, big booty, big booty.
03:55Got a big ol' booty.
03:56Can I see what you just did?
03:57That ain't starburst, that's a sauer patch, shit.
03:59Oh, big booty, big booty.
04:01I know how to work it, I know how to beat it.
04:03I'm cuttin' this s*** like my neighbors can see me.
04:04Oh, big booty, big booty, big booty.
04:06Cotton candy, sweet and gold, these s*** lookin' hella old.
04:10Oh, big booty, big booty, big booty, got a big booty.
04:12Say I'm short, you say I'm little, you look like a pack of Skittles.
04:15Oh, big booty, big booty, big booty, big booty.
04:18Also, why we don't play, Nick, you the oldest s*** don't stay.
04:20Oh, big booty, big booty, big booty.
04:22You like four years old in your body, but like 40 years old in your face.
04:26Oh, big booty, big booty, big booty, big booty, big booty, big booty.
04:30I gotta get that to the old school.
04:33Make some noise for the old school, y'all.
04:37We got a lot more game to play.
04:38Sukiata's in the building, everybody on their feet.
04:40T-Rex take us.
04:41You got that yellow head, could you like to get peed on?
04:50Damn, she is the realest ever.
05:03Send it back to you, man.
05:05Wild N' Out, make some noise.
05:07I love that episode 21 and up.
05:11Y'all make some noise for the new school team captain over there, Sukiyana.
05:17Now, you never know what's going to come out of her mouth.
05:20But we do know what's going to come out of her mouth in this next game.
05:23Water, because it's time to play Talkin' Spit, y'all.
05:29Sukiyana, you seen this before?
05:30We're going to have some Wild N' Out goddesses bring some chairs,
05:33some buckets, and some water on stage.
05:35We got to fill our mouths up with water,
05:37and each team member is going to get the opportunity
05:39to make us laugh so hard that we spit the water out.
05:42The team that makes us spit the most wins.
05:45Simple as that.
05:46Somebody help the queen to the stage.
05:49Have a seat, queen.
05:51All right.
05:53Let's get to it.
05:54D-Ref, the game is in your hands.
05:55New school, Wild N' Out.
05:56Hey, man, y'all look like a TV movie trailer.
06:03Like, y'all look...
06:04I'm going to do the trailer right now.
06:06Here you go.
06:06Here you go right now.
06:07In a world where one man denies the pleasures
06:15that'll change his life.
06:18This summer, Nick Cannon, Sukiyana star in
06:24Nick's ass.
06:26Oh, Sukiyana, what's happening with you?
06:37Hey, Nick, sad note, man.
06:39Why you up here dressed like a gay dream, man?
06:40That's crazy.
06:43Your real name, Destiny, I'm a fan.
06:45You know what I mean?
06:45I'm a fan.
06:46But Sukiyana is a strange name from Destiny.
06:49Like, where you get Sukiyana from?
06:51Sukiyana sound like a Japanese restaurant
06:53to take food stamps.
06:54You're like, yeah, I'm taking the family
06:56to Sukiyana's tonight.
06:57We got the stamps that didn't just hit.
07:00Are you good at holding stuff in your mouth?
07:02That is very good.
07:03You wiping up the...
07:05Ooh-wee.
07:07Hey, now, before I go,
07:09you got that yellow hair
07:10because you like to get peed on?
07:13Damn, she is the realest ever.
07:21What's up, Sukiyana with the good?
07:23Mm-hmm.
07:26Hey, don't Nick look like the type of dude
07:29that give in the sniper position?
07:31Oh, y'all don't know
07:31what the sniper position is?
07:33I got you.
07:34Don't even worry about it, Uncle Nick.
07:36I ain't worried about that, Sukiyana.
07:50All right, let me get a little help
07:52from the crowd.
07:57You know I love Sukiyana
07:58because she that bitch
07:59and I know she real gangster.
08:01She took that clip.
08:02She looks so good.
08:03She got some busting lips.
08:04Keep the water in your mouth
08:05if you don't...
08:06She said I changed my life.
08:12Get all on the front run.
08:14You're supposed to spit in the bucket.
08:15That's what the bucket's for.
08:21Okay, um...
08:22Nick, you're one of the most famous dads,
08:25so I have some dad jokes
08:28that I want to run by you.
08:30One second.
08:35Did you hear that Steve Harvey
08:41had a fight with his wife?
08:43It was a family feud.
08:50What do you call a fish
08:51with no eyes?
08:53I got one more.
08:59Can I do one more?
09:00Go ahead, go ahead.
09:01Why wasn't Barbie ever pregnant?
09:05Because Ken always
09:07in a different box.
09:08You did not spit as much
09:17as I thought she would.
09:18Yeah, I don't do that.
09:19Okay.
09:20What do you do?
09:21The opposite.
09:25D-Rack, who won?
09:26Nick, you spit the most,
09:28so the new school wins
09:29makes the most for the new school, y'all.
09:32New school came to play.
09:33Sukiyana's in the building.
09:34D-Rack, take us.
09:35Hey!
09:38I feel like I gotta take
09:42this opportunity
09:43to ask you a question
09:44that every woman
09:45in this room
09:47lie about.
09:48But I think you
09:48won't tell the truth.
10:02Well, then I'll make some noise.
10:04We are in the building.
10:08Y'all give it up
10:09for the new school team
10:10captain, Sukiyana.
10:14Now, as we all know,
10:15Sukiyana ain't never heard
10:17a question that she was scared of.
10:19Yeah, I haven't.
10:20She talk her talk.
10:21She talk about herself.
10:23She talk about other people.
10:24That's why it's perfect.
10:25We play this game
10:26called Plead the Fifth.
10:30If somebody comes up here
10:32and asks you a question
10:32that you're not ready for,
10:34all you gotta say is,
10:35I plead the fifth.
10:37And you'll get away with it.
10:39D-Rack, the game is in your hands.
10:41New school, y'all out.
10:42Nick, answer this question
10:54for me, okay?
10:56Out of all of the
10:57old school brothers over there,
10:59who you think
11:01will let Sukiyana
11:03for the back first?
11:05Definitely Khan.
11:11Don't, don't play with it.
11:14He said cut the sheets.
11:22Oh, Sukiyana.
11:23Sukiyana.
11:24What's happening?
11:25And I gotta let you know,
11:27like I said, I'm a fan.
11:28I love your realness.
11:29I love your honesty.
11:30So I feel like I gotta take
11:31this opportunity
11:32to ask you a question
11:33that every woman
11:35in this room
11:36lie about.
11:37But I think you're gonna
11:38tell the truth.
11:39Sukiyana,
11:40how many sexual partners
11:42have you had?
11:4625.
11:47Oh, that's light work.
11:50As I just said,
11:51every woman lies
11:53about that damn question.
11:55All right, all right,
11:5628.
11:57So you went from 25
11:59to 28.
12:0036.
12:0136.
12:01Keep going, be honest.
12:04It could be 37
12:05if you get your ass together.
12:10Number 37.
12:11Chico 37, y'all.
12:13That's what we're gonna
12:13call it for the rest.
12:14That's Chico 37.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Thank God.
12:20Yeah.
12:21What's up, Sukiyana?
12:23Love your music.
12:23Really inspirational.
12:25Hey.
12:26Hey, uh,
12:27look here.
12:28Nick, you mind
12:28putting your hand
12:29on the Bible?
12:29You got no problem.
12:30You're a good Christian man.
12:31Do you swear to tell
12:32the truth,
12:32the whole truth
12:33and nothing but the truth
12:34so you God help you God?
12:35I do.
12:36Okay, now, Nick,
12:37now, you know,
12:38a lot of people saying
12:38backstage and, you know,
12:40some people online
12:40and stuff,
12:41they're saying kosher deals.
12:42The only reason
12:42why you're on the show
12:43is because you're Jewish.
12:45Now, is that true, Nick?
12:46Yes.
12:50Okay.
12:50I appreciate your honesty.
12:52But I was talking
12:53with some of my teammates
12:54I want to bring up
12:55so you probably have
12:55no problem making
12:56a decision about this.
12:57So, you know,
12:58this is my friend Christian,
13:00you know,
13:00and this is CK.
13:01His name is actually
13:01also Christian.
13:02So, you would have
13:03no problem making
13:05a decision between
13:06the Jew or the Christians,
13:07would you?
13:10I'll please defend.
13:13Thank you, guys.
13:15What's that, Nick?
13:17Hey.
13:17That you?
13:19What's up, Su?
13:19What's up, my girl?
13:20So, I love you.
13:24I love you, too.
13:24I done DM you
13:25by 10 times.
13:26You ain't write me back,
13:26but it's cool.
13:27You right here.
13:28I'm right here.
13:29So, on the blog,
13:30I seen that you
13:31and Lil Mama,
13:31the rapper,
13:32was beefing.
13:33You know,
13:33all that little junkie stuff.
13:34And I love Lil Mama.
13:35Like, she was a rapper.
13:36Lip gloss was popping.
13:37My lip gloss was popping.
13:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:40So, I gotta ask you this.
13:42Who you think is prettier?
13:44Lil Mama
13:45or Lil Bow Wow?
13:46I knew you was listening.
13:47Lil Mama
13:50and Lil Bow Wow,
13:51I thought they was twins.
13:54Girl!
13:56Girl,
13:56Lil Bow Wow at home.
14:06What's up, Nick?
14:07Oh, Joe.
14:08You understand
14:09we under oath right now,
14:10don't you?
14:11Yes, sir.
14:11Now, Nick,
14:13we already know you a freak
14:14just battling that track record
14:16that you got.
14:17You even got a song called
14:18Feeling Freaky
14:19that we all never heard
14:20with B2K.
14:23B2K
14:24and Nick Cannon.
14:25Heard your s***.
14:27Cut it the f*** out.
14:29Anyways, Nick,
14:30I was wondering,
14:32if all your baby mamas
14:34gave you a pass
14:35to hang with Suki tonight
14:37and she decided
14:38to s*** that s***.
14:41Are you going to hold
14:43that leg up
14:44or toot that s*** up?
14:50What you going to do?
14:53What you going to do?
14:55I've never had
14:56my s*** before,
14:59but I plead the fifth.
15:00Huh?
15:06It's a good game right there.
15:08Well, we know
15:09Sukiyana is a gangster.
15:11D-Wrek, who won?
15:12You're not a gangster
15:13because you played the fifth
15:14a whole lot.
15:16Make some noise
15:16for the new school, y'all.
15:18I had to take the plea deal.
15:21Y'all give it up
15:22for the gangsta,
15:23the queen,
15:24Sukiyana,
15:24she came to play.
15:26Everybody on their feet.
15:27D-Wrek, take us out.
15:34Yeah, I'm a freak
15:35and I do what I do,
15:36but I talk to Celsius
15:38and he said,
15:39you, you, you,
15:40and you s*** too.
15:41Yeah.
15:42Something that made me
15:43like that.
15:43Ooh.
15:54Let's hear the back, T-Wrek.
15:54Let's hear the back, T-Wrek.
15:55Well, now, make some noise.
15:59We got a great episode,
16:00and it's all because
16:01we got Sukiyana in the building.
16:06Sukiyana, what's in the cup?
16:09I hope you said nothing.
16:12Whatever it is,
16:13you know, drink it up
16:14because we about to have some fun
16:16because it's time for the bonus round,
16:17and it's called the...
16:18Oh, yeah, we get wild.
16:22It's all about the freestyle rapping,
16:23but here at Wild N' Out,
16:25we focus on them jokes,
16:26so each punchline
16:27is gonna be one point
16:28added to your total score
16:29so the game could go either way.
16:31So, Sukiyana,
16:32trying to send you home
16:33with that comedy championship belt.
16:35Okay.
16:36New school, step up.
16:37Old school, step up.
16:40I'm gonna get the beatbox
16:41going like this.
16:42You ready?
16:43You ready?
16:43Yeah, listen, yo.
16:55Roses of red and violets of blue.
16:57God gave me good looks.
16:58What happened to you?
17:00How'd you spend your whole lifetime
17:01shacked in a fool?
17:02I never thought I'd be on TV
17:04slapping a mule.
17:05Now, I like the way you flow.
17:07You be rapping a lot,
17:08but I can tell by your tone
17:09you be capping a lot.
17:11So, Kahn,
17:11you are not the boss
17:12and you about to take a loss.
17:14Santa Claus just called.
17:15He needs you back at the shop.
17:18Let me get Vinny and Mojo Brooks.
17:21Yo, yo.
17:23Hey, yo, Vinny,
17:23I know you stuck in your ways,
17:25but on the Jersey Shore,
17:26you was only f***ing grenades.
17:28And now I gotta even the score.
17:30Don't he look like Razz B
17:31when he got kicked off
17:32the Millennium Tour?
17:36Sukiyana is about to eat my salad.
17:39Look, meet the cast of
17:40America's Got No Talent.
17:42Yo, I've been doing this
17:44from the start.
17:45If you line you guys up,
17:46you look like a growth chart.
17:48That's cute.
17:49You know we love Sookie.
17:50We only got you
17:52because we couldn't get Snookie.
17:54Hold on.
17:55There we go.
17:56Listen.
17:57Uh-oh.
17:58Listen.
17:59Yeah, I'm a freak,
18:00and I do what I do,
18:01but I talked to
18:02Celci Santana.
18:03He said,
18:03you, you, you,
18:04and you ass too.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Celci Santana.
18:08Hey, yo, DJ D-Rex.
18:11Yo, what up?
18:12Cut the beat.
18:15Let's get it, party.
18:17Yo, Christian,
18:18you came at me,
18:19but you know I'm a boss, B.
18:20And that bar was racked,
18:21you crossed me.
18:22But you are a Christian,
18:23so you should know
18:24that you should not cross me.
18:26I mean,
18:26I got your girl on the ground.
18:28She lay and bleed,
18:29but you're a Christian.
18:30How come she's the one
18:31that stay on her knees?
18:33Oh, hold on, C. King.
18:35And what are you gonna say?
18:36Is that I'm too short?
18:38You so fat,
18:39you tried to be a judge
18:40in the food court.
18:42Hey, he so fat,
18:43he go,
18:44he don't even hold out.
18:46You so fat,
18:46I bet your favorite state
18:48is Texas,
18:49Row House.
18:51And you, my man,
18:53it look like I shoot hoops.
18:55You look like a
18:56pit bull that get mad
18:57and be like,
18:58roof, roof.
19:02Old school.
19:06D-Wrek,
19:08we bodied him,
19:09I feel it.
19:10Y'all,
19:11let him know who won.
19:12The old school wins,
19:13that would make some noise
19:14for the old school, y'all.
19:16I can't believe
19:17y'all came here
19:18and didn't protect Suki
19:20and give it,
19:20I wanted to give her this belt.
19:22Well, give it to her, then, Nick.
19:23Give it to her.
19:24You wanted to give it
19:24a chastity belt.
19:26When you give it to her,
19:27you want that ass, Nick.
19:29But that means
19:30you still gotta come back.
19:31You gonna come back?
19:31Yeah, I'm gonna come back.
19:32Y'all make some noise
19:33for Suki Otto.
19:35I need everybody
19:36on their feet.
19:37Turn your TVs up.
19:38We about to turn up
19:39and make some noise
19:40for Suki Otto.
19:44Long hair,
19:44pretty face with a fat on.
19:46Make some people up
19:47with no strings attached.
19:48Chanel purse.
19:49With the pumps to match,
19:50I like.
19:51That mood at.
19:52Fresh patty on my toes,
19:53I'm a freaky ass.
19:54I'm a inner backseat,
19:55leader Maybach's up.
19:56I'm a rich ghetto.
19:57I do not fly coach first class.
19:59I'm a Manolo.
20:00Can't wear a rick and seat,
20:01with all this cat I got on me.
20:05Cat falling off the bone,
20:06but he won't come home
20:07because I'm a face till he's asleep.
20:09I'm a creep, creep like TLC.
20:11Put this on your mouth like a BLT.
20:13Got a L.C.
20:14I need a BBC.
20:15I got ADD.
20:17Cookie on it.
20:18Chucky on it.
20:19Good coochie lot of kids like Beyonce.
20:21Mike, for a chain of Leontes.
20:23Put your name on them.
20:24Turn it to a car, yeah.
20:25Take care.
20:26premise.
20:27Why not?
20:28Ah.
20:29Ah.
20:29We're here now.
20:30Watch your life.
20:32Come on with you.
20:34Completely.
20:35Bye.
20:36Nah.
20:37See ya.
20:37Bye.
20:38Bye.
20:38Bye.
20:45Bye.
20:45Bye.
20:45Bye.
20:47Bye.
20:47Bye.
20:48Bye.
20:48Bye.
20:49Bye.
20:50Bye.
20:50Bye.
20:51Bye.
20:51Bye.
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