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00:00Transcription by ESO. Translation by —
00:0621st April 2013.
00:08A Danone Air flight takes off from Oslo Airport,
00:11with 250 holidaymakers bound for Athens.
00:16Minutes after takeoff, air traffic control receives mayday calls from the captain.
00:21Both engines have failed and the autopilot refuses to engage.
00:24This girl had to call her supervisor.
00:26This is the last contact anyone ever has with the stricken aircraft.
00:29The wreckage was found strewn across this farmer's field here in the Austrian region.
00:34A fair to cut, evidence still abounds everywhere.
00:37This bolt, smells of aviation fuel, was clearly used to secure the wing.
00:42I'll try and sell it later.
00:44But what caused the crash?
00:46In the following days, speculation mounted over what went wrong.
00:49Some think the co-pilot, Grant Elliott, misread altitude data,
00:53initiating a climb that caused catastrophic loss of thrust.
00:57Others that are fuel transfer valve malfunctioned,
00:59leaving the plane with insufficiency.
01:00Small fire caused catastrophic fatigue crack.
01:02Ice buildup on the wings due to a de-icing equipment,
01:04mal-flogged pitot tube and incorrect speed-reading amid extrusion.
01:09Why was a woman flying a plane?
01:12Whatever happened on that fateful day?
01:14250 package holiday-makers never reached Athens.
01:20In fact, this fatal accident never happened.
01:23I made one up so I didn't get into trouble with a real airline.
01:26There is no Dan on air.
01:27That's the name of a yoghurt drink.
01:29Grant Elliott is the name of my physio.
01:31And even the Austrian region of Ferdikot translates as horse shit.
01:35This is actually Swaffham.
01:37But it's the kind of all-too-plausible timeline
01:40that can reveal a very real truth.
01:42Just as an aircraft black box can learn as the fatal flaws
01:45that made a plane crash,
01:46perhaps it's time for me to look inside my own black box.
01:50This is just a painted cigarette case
01:55to reveal the flaws that made me malfunction.
01:59Time then to examine the black box that is my mind.
02:03Welcome to How Are You?
02:06It's Alan Partridge.
02:08How are you?
02:10I'm Alan Partridge.
02:13Six months ago I passed out in a woman's lap
02:16at a product launch for Banroyd Pig and Cow Feed.
02:19Like many experts, I suspected it was the result of a mental health concern,
02:23giving me sufficient grounds to embark on a journey
02:25into my own mental state and the mind of the nation.
02:28I've forgotten what this looks like.
02:30Along the way I've helped dozens of people
02:32better understand their mental health and turn their lives around.
02:35I would love to live here. I really would.
02:39But I'm yet to solve the conundrum in my own mind.
02:41Recovered!
02:42What's at the root of my mental malaise?
02:44With time running out, will I ever find the answers I need?
02:48Substation
02:55Substation
02:59In 2022, as part of BBC4's History of Electricity season,
03:03I pitched a programme about electrical substations.
03:06Substation
03:07And although it wasn't picked up for series,
03:09I've never lost my fascination with these most mysterious of buildings.
03:13Substation
03:16I find myself drawn to them, just as I am, or at least have been in this series,
03:20to the human mind.
03:22The British Electricity Substation.
03:25Familiar sights in these residential areas.
03:29These humming hives of activity seem strangely unknowable.
03:34Unlike the human mind.
03:36We, er, we know where they are, we can hear them whirring.
03:41But can we ever truly know what goes on behind those walls, or on that roof?
03:47Well, when it comes to our mental health, I believe we can.
03:51Because while we will never know what is contained in or on a substation,
03:55I intend to get answers about my own mind.
04:01Will it be easy?
04:02No way.
04:03Where I come from, it's easy to lose yourself in the carousel of
04:06plus business lunches, private rackets clubs, back slaps, big laughs, two-handed handshakes.
04:12Here, mental health is as far down the agenda as your cleanest surname.
04:17Mental health isn't what people like I do, and yet do it I am doing.
04:21Were there traumas in my past that had led to my mental health issues?
04:25It was time to find out.
04:27And so I set to work.
04:29With the help of a mindfulness CD that came free with the Daily Express,
04:33I began to take a look back at my life.
04:35Running through past experiences.
04:37Scurrying down buried memory lane.
04:40Pounding the pavements of remembering road.
04:43And there, amid memories of scout camp and my dead mum's landline number,
04:47lay an incident that doesn't bother me but has never truly been put to bed.
04:51Stop it.
04:52One that marks the end of a special relationship.
04:56From 2019 to 2021, I was lead co-host of the BBC's early evening magazine show, This Time.
05:02A role in which I thrived.
05:04And welcome to the show that covers the full spectrum of human life.
05:08From aqua aerobics to abortion.
05:10From zebras to Zionism.
05:11The show that promises to be all things.
05:13To all men.
05:14And all women.
05:15And everything in between.
05:17But behind the scenes, concerns were mounting over the BBC's editorial slant,
05:21which combined Oxford's clever cloggery with a constant dumbing down.
05:24When you're around them such a long time, it is hard not to get attached.
05:27Aw.
05:28Aw.
05:29I think I'm a bit in love.
05:30Aw.
05:31Aw.
05:32Aw.
05:33Concerns that came to a head, my head, one fateful summer's evening in 2021.
05:38I am hopping mad, and I want something in the middle.
05:42I don't like Julian Fellow.
05:44I just don't like it.
05:45Is it snowing where you are?
05:46Do you like fireworks?
05:47What's your favourite soup?
05:49Who gives a shit?
05:50Okay.
05:51But let me be clear.
05:52There was simply no excuse for expressing my views in such a strident way on a live television
05:57broadcast.
05:58Okay, I received messages for support from the names you see at the bottom of your screen.
06:03And in an email, broadcaster Kevin MacLeod said,
06:06There was a schadenfreude at seeing a prima donna with a kamikaze chutzpah
06:10to parler faux pas into a coup de théâtre.
06:13And even though that contains almost no English words, it's cool to know he was on side.
06:18But let me be clear again.
06:20I lost the run of myself.
06:21I went too far.
06:22They won't let me back in the BBC.
06:30The BBC can be criticised for many things, from making newsreaders stand,
06:35to going on and on about BBC Sounds, to Nicholas Whitchell.
06:39But removing me from their employment isn't one of them.
06:42I supported that decision.
06:44And it's time I told them so.
06:46Which is why, years after my departure, they've agreed to meet me.
06:50I'll be returning to BBC Broadcasting House, and it feels right.
06:55The hulking structure that is the BBC.
06:59The old building where Charles de Gaulle rallied the French resistance to repel the Nazis,
07:04and alongside Winston Churchill, helped win the Second World War.
07:08And the new building, where they did a dance marathon for sport relief.
07:13For decades, this magnet-shaped building has attracted talented people,
07:17and people who went to university with the talented people,
07:20and the children of the talented people.
07:23And while some say the tons of glass and steel could have been used to make a billion hospital thermometers,
07:29or ten Princess Diana memorials, there's one man who doesn't have an axe to grind.
07:34His name?
07:38Alan Partridge.
07:39Alan...
07:40Yeah, just writing my name with my face.
07:41Alan Partridge.
07:42Alan Partridge.
07:43Alan Partridge.
07:44Verity Howard is the BBC head of people, and I'm hoping she'll provide an insight into the way the corporation thinks.
07:50The word Verity means truth, so here's hoping she lives up to her name.
07:54Then again, the woman who used to work in compliance was called Joy.
07:57Oh, my God, talk about a bum steer.
08:02Yeah, so hugely impressed with what you guys have been up to recently.
08:06I've been watching your outputs to the left, and I've got to say, some good shows.
08:09Thank you, that's always nice to hear.
08:11Yeah, Inside the Factory, Casualty, Vigil.
08:13Who would have thought murder on a submarine would work, and yet so very nearly did.
08:16I thought Waterloo Road Series 13 was a stonking return to form.
08:21Doctor Who is on as well, with David Tennant, who I actually think is good.
08:26Thank you, David was actually about four doctors ago.
08:28Yeah, as I say, I don't really watch children's TV.
08:30But it's great to be back.
08:31Better brings back some memories.
08:33Oh, it does, yeah.
08:34There was a rather dishevelled chap who used to sleep in his office.
08:36I don't think he was a workaholic.
08:37I think he just, his wife just didn't love him anymore.
08:41That's him, you've got to be very careful about it.
08:42You mention it on television these days.
08:44But he's called Alan Douglas, and he lives in Kensal Rise.
08:47And, as I say, his wife doesn't love him anymore.
08:52I just wanted to say up front, I have no beef with the Beeb.
08:55I'm not anti-auntie.
08:57I'm simply here to open the windows, clear the air, and just say, friends?
09:01Well, I hope we are friends.
09:02And if there's anything I can do to provide more clarity, I am happy to do so.
09:06Well, from where I'm sitting, you were absolutely right to terminate my contract.
09:10We declined to renew your contract.
09:12I mean, if I were you, I wouldn't employ that guy.
09:14I don't even recognise him, you know.
09:16I mean, he had a moment of madness.
09:17You pulled the trigger, bang, dead.
09:19He went down.
09:20Well, if it's any comfort, it wasn't just one moment.
09:23Generally, an isolated incident would be, first and foremost, a welfare issue.
09:27When Nick Knowles thumped Pudsey.
09:29Whereas an ongoing situation invokes different protocols.
09:32No need for an explanation.
09:33Sometimes you have to make a decision on a whim. I get it.
09:36But obviously, we don't make these decisions on a whim.
09:39It was very much made in the round.
09:40And in this case, based on audience research.
09:43And it might not be in-depth research, but it's still research, isn't it?
09:46As you can see, this is an audience appreciation survey,
09:50broken down into different segments of our audience,
09:53showing, I'm sorry to say, very low appreciation amongst millennials.
09:57Good.
09:58And diverse audiences.
10:00Who've never liked me.
10:01So I'd have to push back a little and say it's actually quite detailed.
10:04Mm-hmm. You brought a copy with you, which is very thoughtful.
10:07And it is, as you say, quite detailed, as opposed to, I don't know, very detailed.
10:11That's interesting. Where does it lack detail, would you say?
10:13I'm not seeing any scores among the, and it's a demographic I score quite highly with,
10:18white dads over 40, what I like to call the WD40s.
10:22Our research also shows that viewers are less likely to tune in
10:26and far less likely to stay with the channel when you're on.
10:29So we've got to take that into account.
10:30Thanks for painting that.
10:31I've got a few data points of my own I'd like to share.
10:33Um, these are the audience attendance figures
10:37for the North Norfolk Digital Summer Roadshow.
10:39And as you can see, sharp rise in audience attendance
10:42over the fortnight where I hosted, ignored this day where there's a dip,
10:45a cow escaped.
10:46He was captured quite soon, but a boy was trampled.
10:49We also sourced testimonials from our internal stakeholders.
10:52And a similar picture emerges.
10:54Right. Interesting list of personnel.
10:55I'd start by saying he's an alcoholic, so you can scratch his name off.
10:58Oh, well, let's not get into it.
10:59Alcoholic, alcoholic, toilet cocaine, Chintuck and Love Child.
11:04Um, interesting name for a detective series, isn't it?
11:07Chintuck and Love Child, starring...
11:09Ballester Kendall, Trevor Reeve, Sanjay Basker.
11:13I don't know, you figure it out.
11:15Stick it out on Sunday night for idiots to watch.
11:17I'm sorry.
11:18These are highly experienced commissioners and programme makers.
11:20Yeah, I also have a list of testimonials from producers I've worked with,
11:23none of whom have love children or substance issues.
11:26Uh, this one guy did have a Chintuck that went wrong.
11:29There's a picture of him.
11:31And bigger...
11:35Uh, I'm sorry.
11:36Who's Pete Gabbatas?
11:37Oh, Pete Gabbatas.
11:38Oh, where to start?
11:39Um, Pete used to run, uh, Blue Barn Media in Norfolk.
11:44He's the genius behind Foot and Mouth, Fire in the Farmyard,
11:47which won a NAFTA.
11:48And of course, who could forget Welcome to Ryman's.
11:51I'll send you his showreel.
11:52It's on VHS.
11:53Yes, that's fine.
11:54Well, thank you for bringing all that in.
11:55And thank you for thanking me.
11:56And thank you.
11:58And don't make a series called Chin Fuckin' Love Child without my permission.
12:03Thanks.
12:04I thought long and hard about whether to say this in a documentary,
12:07but say it I will.
12:09I did not like that woman,
12:11and was proud to have come out of the exchange on top,
12:14even though she recognised my laptop as BBC property and I had to give it back.
12:20Driving home, I felt at peace,
12:22using the steering wheel as a drum when safe to do so,
12:25and chatting pleasantly with a member of staff.
12:28One word, Lynne.
12:29Catharsis.
12:30You know what it means?
12:31It's a feeling of being cleansed after an emotional release.
12:35Nice try.
12:36Not too wide of the mark.
12:37It's feeling chipper after putting someone in the place and moving on.
12:41I suppose they already feel chipper because they moved on ages ago.
12:46No, not them, Lynne.
12:48Me.
12:49I feel chipper.
12:50Why would they feel it?
12:52Why would the BBC feel chipper?
12:54Because they've managed to bring in new people so things don't go stale.
13:00Lynne, I know bread goes stale,
13:04and I'm pretty sure croissants go stale.
13:07But I've never heard of a seasoned broadcaster going stale.
13:11But, erm, maybe you're right.
13:14You know, maybe employees do go stale.
13:17Maybe I should put my own staff under review.
13:19Let's see who else is out there.
13:21Fine by me.
13:22OK, dig out your CV, we'll get you re-interviewed.
13:25How about Friday?
13:269am.
13:27Perfect.
13:28Great.
13:31Cathartic it may have been, but looking back at this footage,
13:34I realised I'd over-criticised a woman who deserved less criticism,
13:38and I couldn't back down.
13:40The piece I'd been seeking continued to elude me.
13:53It says here that, er, in 1990,
13:57you worked for Lung Polly as a travel agent.
14:02Erm, sorry, travel assistant.
14:03I mean, you know all this.
14:04So, it's all great.
14:06Er, a few questions.
14:08Er, can you tell me the exchange rate, er,
14:11from the dollar to the pound, please?
14:13Oh, er, I don't know.
14:15I'd have to call into the Bureau of Exchange.
14:17Will I need a coat when I'm opening the garden centre tomorrow?
14:20You'd have to see how it feels.
14:22Can you tell me what day the 26th of January fell on last year?
14:29Oh.
14:31Yeah, it-it-it doesn't matter.
14:33Erm, I have to tell you, the other two candidates fared very well on this.
14:37Other two candidates?
14:38I've got the names here.
14:40Erm, yes.
14:42Er, er, earlier I interviewed, er, Alexa and Siri.
14:47Well, they're not really personal assistants.
14:49Siri, can you cancel my meeting with John Bessel, please?
14:52Meeting cancelled.
14:54Send it.
14:55Yes.
14:56Alexa, can you add talcum powder to my shopping list, please?
14:59Talcum powder added to your shopping list.
15:01Thanks, love.
15:02You see my problem, don't you?
15:05Hmm.
15:06She does everything you do, and attitude-wise, well...
15:11Do they fold your underwear?
15:15Well, no, she doesn't have-
15:16Do they loosen your shoelaces so they slip on when you next wear them?
15:19Again, she can't-
15:20Do they lie to Jeremy Vine and say you're not in when you are?
15:23Do they send birthday cards to your grandchildren?
15:26Do they fabrise your car seat?
15:27Do they inspect the lawn after it's mown and tell the gardener
15:30you want it shorter?
15:31Do they look up your nose to see if your nasal hairs have grown sick?
15:34Do they phone ahead to tell restaurants you don't like chatty waiters?
15:37Do they pretend not to hear you tut and sigh and mutter and whine?
15:41I wasn't aware you did those things.
15:43Is that a police car coming here?
15:45That's an ambulance.
15:50It's going next door.
15:51Katrina, what's wrong?
15:53It's Daryl.
15:54Oh, thank God.
15:55I think it's a heart attack.
15:56How? Were you having sex with one another?
15:58Was it from having sex with one another?
16:03Daryl Leonard Flench was a visionary.
16:08Starting out with just one tanning salon, Brown Dreams.
16:12He would go on to become the largest operator of tanning salons in the whole of Norfolk.
16:17And look what it's become.
16:19You see a brown person in Norfolk today who wasn't originally brown,
16:24and you know exactly who made them be brown.
16:27These guys.
16:28Flench and Son tanning centres.
16:30Norfolk's premium tanning centres.
16:33The CEO.
16:35This fella.
16:37Daryl Flench.
16:38I don't think I've seen him in such a light shade of brown.
16:42And, of course, he used to wear a lot of gold.
16:46This is plastic, of course.
16:48In fact, long after Daryl and the wooden coffin have decomposed,
16:55the gold plastic handles will last for a thousand years.
17:03But what are the real Daryl?
17:05To me, Daryl was a humble young man from Dis,
17:08whose warmth I know we'll all miss.
17:10A life of great wealth and largely good health.
17:14Such a shame that it ended like it unfortunately has done.
17:19Sorry, I almost slipped into a limerick there.
17:21Purely accidental.
17:22It's actually one of the few forms of poetry that Daryl enjoyed.
17:26Daryl had such a passion for life.
17:30He loved beef, red wine, Ted Baker suits and Tinder.
17:35Sure, he had his vices.
17:37It's often said he made his money in the UV light district
17:40and spent it in the red one.
17:42But I know he was trying to cut down.
17:45Was he perfect?
17:47Maybe not.
17:48I should know.
17:49He stole my girlfriend.
17:52But I don't mind because he's dead now.
17:56Katrina, worry not for Daryl.
18:00I'd put money on the fact that he's probably up there right now
18:03cavorting with a lovely brown, topless angel.
18:07And if you ever need a shoulder to cry on Katrina,
18:12just to let you know, I've got two of them.
18:16And they're both waterproof.
18:19He's survived by his ex-wife and his four, possibly twelve children.
18:30Ironic that he wanted to be buried, given that he spends his whole life slowly cremating himself.
18:43Shhh.
18:45Humans respond to grief in a myriad of different ways.
18:49The way we bereave is as individual as dental records.
18:52For every friend who erects a memorial rockery to a dead wife,
18:56another will lose thousands betting on cockfights in a Norfolk barn.
19:00Other reactions include sulking, hoarding and buying a motorbike.
19:04So I refuse to judge anyone whose reaction doesn't conform to the norm.
19:09What are you grieving?
19:10Shut the fuck up.
19:12Sorry for your loss.
19:13So sorry for your loss.
19:14I'm sorry for your loss.
19:15The end, then, to a very sad day, a day of quiet reflection.
19:20My deepest condolences.
19:21I just hope now that Katrina will be given the space that she needs to mourn her loss,
19:26to reach a form of acceptance and to move on in a hopeful way.
19:31It's funny.
19:32Daryl's death and burial in the ground kind of puts things in perspective.
19:36Somehow finding the precise cause of my mental woe doesn't feel that important anymore.
19:42It's called acceptance, and far from being a modern rebranding of the words giving up,
19:47it's actually the final step on the road to mental well-being.
19:50As my fat nana used to say, she'd sit in her armchair knitting mittens.
19:54Stop crying like a softie, pull your finger out and get on with it.
19:58Or as the Zen Chinese proverb puts it,
20:01Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
20:03After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
20:06I really like the Chinese.
20:08If you asked me to name my top five Chinese things, I would say Tai Chi,
20:13lifting almost a billion people out of poverty over the last 40 years,
20:16Kung Fu, Prawn Toast, and Wisdom.
20:18They had this sussed a long time ago.
20:20They were talking about mental well-being,
20:22while people in Britain were still making houses out of shit.
20:27Acceptance has changed me.
20:29No longer so easily spun out by a dizzying array of anxieties,
20:33my ship has steadied.
20:35I feel as grounded and stable as a very squat man.
20:38Oh, my God.
20:41So, Philip, what you're saying is, when it comes to these girls,
20:44it's very much a case of, you know, put good stuff in,
20:47you get good stuff out.
20:48Exactly.
20:49It's all about ensuring the best possible quality,
20:51from pig to plate.
20:53Always use nutritious feed, because, in a sense,
20:56what they eat, we eat.
20:58Yeah, yeah.
20:59Although, wouldn't want to eat pellets.
21:00Um, now, that fat pig, she's gonna keep a country pub in scratchings
21:05for, what, a decade?
21:06Oh, easy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:08Sometimes you get a pork scratching with a hair in.
21:11Doesn't bother me.
21:12I've spent weeks asking, how are you?
21:15But how am I?
21:16Well, in a sense, I've come home,
21:17because nine months after collapsing on the groin of its chief executive,
21:21I'm pleased to say I'm manning the mic once again for Banroyd animal feed.
21:25Have I gone nowhere or come full circle?
21:28It's the second one.
21:30Now, this bacon, bacon A, is from stock bred on low-quality feed,
21:36without the added protein.
21:38Okay.
21:41And it's all right to eat bacon in front of a pig?
21:44I mean, ethically?
21:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:47Please don't eat my mother.
21:49Now, bacon B is from a pig reared on Banroyd feed.
21:54Straight away, you'll notice, it's got much, much more flavour,
21:58and it's got that lovely colour along the back there,
22:00so why don't you try it?
22:04I can't do it, Philip.
22:05This pink one keeps looking at me out of the corner of her eye.
22:08No-no one should have to hear someone say,
22:11I don't like the taste of your mum.
22:13You know, that's a-that's a private matter.
22:16I mean, if it helps, I mean, they'd eat this.
22:19Well, because they don't know what it is.
22:20I'm saying, you can make pork scratchings out of my mother.
22:23Which is why?
22:24I'd probably eat them, but if you told me what it was,
22:26I'd say, get that stuff away from me.
22:28I loved that.
22:29Which is why Banroyd feed is so good for the pigs,
22:33because it's got-
22:34Banroyd, yeah, I know, it's about Banroyd.
22:35It's about Banroyd.
22:36Banroyd animal feed is fine.
22:39Some people mischievously regard corporate presenting
22:42as the elephant's graveyard for old white men.
22:45I see it for what it really is.
22:47A great way to boost income
22:49and foster a mutually beneficial brand association.
22:52For me, that has to be Banroyd animal feed.
22:56Trotters down the best-in-class.
22:58And a great way to bring home the bacon.
23:04Couldn't oink for a second.
23:09What a polo goal!
23:11What a polo goal!
23:13Yes, I'm pleased to say I've never been happier
23:16with a life, a home, and a woman I genuinely love.
23:19Well done, Zach, Xander and Zav!
23:22Absolutely superb!
23:23A year ago, I'd have said polo was a tedious gaggle
23:26of Britain's most hateful and chinless people.
23:29But Katrina likes it, and now I do too.
23:31Awesome chaka! Awesome chaka!
23:33With players hailing from the home counties, Argentina,
23:36and increasingly the Gulf states,
23:38the horse and hammer-based sport is a great opportunity
23:41to meet a real variety of people of wealth.
23:43And I'm still trying to get Spencer to get me to invite St. Bart's,
23:46but that man, he is all mouth and no trousers.
23:51Love to go to St. Bart's.
23:53Alan thinks it's a hospital.
23:55It's true, I'm unbelievable.
23:57Indeed, a few quiet moments listening to my old radio station
24:00merely reminds me how much happier I am.
24:03This is Carl Branning.
24:04And Simon Denton.
24:05Branning and Denton, BAD, bringing you BAD radio.
24:09You can say that again.
24:10This is North Norfolk Digital.
24:13So, a content man with a content mind.
24:17At the end of a journey that might not have provided
24:19all the answers to our mental health crisis.
24:21I never asked you out.
24:22But it has somehow come together.
24:24Jeez!
24:25To create a series that's both informative and accessible.
24:28That would work for either terrestrial channels or streamers.
24:31I was told that you threw a brick at a swan.
24:33With a style that feels genuinely fresh
24:35and easily returnable across multiple series.
24:38Shit!
24:39And here in my hometown,
24:41freed from the chains of past trauma,
24:43I'm able to once again enjoy the simple pleasure that is Norwich.
24:47Today, my mental well-being comes from walking.
24:49Afternoon.
24:50Talking.
24:51And that word again.
24:52Acceptance.
24:53Because sometimes enlightenment comes
24:55when you stop looking for it.
24:57There's a ladder there.
24:58Oh my god.
24:59Oh my god.
25:01Oh my god.
25:02Oh my god.
25:05Sometimes you don't need therapy or a journey of self-discovery.
25:29You just need to get onto a roof full of lost footballs and hoof them off.
25:35To me, every football freed felt like a problem forgotten.
25:39Professional jealousy, distant grandkids, gums receding, miss my dog, bullied in bed,
25:46Issa underperforming, horrible mum.
25:51Each one of these bad boys was tossed off and it felt good.
26:05You're not allowed up there, mate.
26:21I'm coming down.
26:23They want to see a ghost, Daisy May and Charlie Cooper's Nightwatch on BBC iPlayer.
26:33Press right now.
26:34And on BBC Three, Famous Faces, one wild race through the undiscovered Caribbean.
26:39Celebrity race across the world.
26:41All right.
26:47All right.
26:49May we, gegen you.
26:52Bye.
27:00Bye.
27:05Okay.
27:05Bye.
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