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00:00All right.
00:01Hey, y'all.
00:02I'm Ms. Pat.
00:03And I know the inside of a courtroom.
00:04That girl innocent.
00:05Leave the damn judge.
00:06Get ready to see real cases.
00:08I want you out of my house.
00:09Real drama and real money on the line.
00:11I gave her my kitten.
00:13Give it back.
00:14And I'm bringing my friends to court as my jury.
00:18Y'all may have started this mess, but you know I'm going to sell it.
00:21Ms. Pat.
00:22You dropping teeth.
00:23See, that's my tool.
00:24You smoking dope.
00:25That was my asthma pump.
00:27Y'all must have a good time together.
00:28We do.
00:29All rise, because court is back in session.
00:34Where the tea gets spilled, the truth gets dragged,
00:37and the jury gets roasted.
00:39All rise for Ms. Pat.
00:47Y'all can have a seat.
00:48How y'all doing?
00:49We don't get roasted.
00:50We do the roasting right here.
00:52Yeah, what the hell you talking about, you milk dud?
00:54All right, do your damn thing.
00:55This is the case of Humphrey versus Dogen.
00:56Please enter the courtroom.
00:57Plaintiff Joseph Humphrey is suing his ex-wife for $5,000 after he loaned her the money to get her car fixed.
01:11But defendant Shanika Dogen says she found a better use of the money and doesn't owe her cheating ex a dime.
01:18You all right?
01:19Your whole mood changed when she walked in.
01:21Before we get started, I just want to let y'all know my juror might not have common sense, but they got my back.
01:30That's the only thing that matters.
01:33All right, Joseph, tell me why you're here today.
01:37I'm here to sue my ex-wife, baby mama, for $5,000 that she finessed me out of.
01:43What was the $5,000 for?
01:45To get her car fixed.
01:46Talking about my three kids couldn't get back and forth to school.
01:49I got her to sign a promissory note, and I'm just here to get my money back.
01:53That's it.
01:54Shanika, tell me your side of the story.
01:55Listen, Your Honor, yes, I borrowed $5,000.
02:00Yes, I signed this promissory note, but that was just to get him out of my face.
02:04I felt like I earned it because he cheated.
02:07I don't owe him shit.
02:09How many years was y'all together?
02:11Off and on for about 13 years.
02:13We met when we was working at Applebee's together.
02:15Hard-working man.
02:16Lunchtime, in between time, you know what I mean?
02:20We get in where we fit in.
02:22So we moved in together and tried to make stuff happen, but you know.
02:27Why is you the ex-wife?
02:28I left his ass.
02:29This man kept cheating on me over and over.
02:33How you end up giving her $5,000?
02:35So, she calling me. She need to send me.
02:38She dropped her location.
02:39And I kind of see what area it is, so I'm like,
02:42ain't nothing with some hotels around there.
02:44She tell me what room to come to.
02:46Come to the room.
02:47She got it all decked out.
02:49Rose petals, candles.
02:51You got pictures?
02:52Yeah, I do.
02:53Let me see.
02:55So what y'all do?
02:57You see.
02:59Okay.
03:00What I do.
03:01Trying to get that old thing back.
03:02What I do, I took her to the upper room.
03:04The upper room.
03:06The upper room.
03:07The upper room.
03:08You know.
03:09With Jesus.
03:11As soon as we finish, she asked me for $5,000.
03:15That's how you were doing, baby girl.
03:17That's wrong.
03:18You dead wrong.
03:19No.
03:20Did she make you sign any type of contract for her?
03:22I'ma definitely made her sign some paper.
03:23I got it right.
03:24I've been carrying it around since.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Baby, no.
03:27They got the chain on the wallet.
03:28You know what's up.
03:29Won't steal it from me.
03:30It says, I promise to pay BDB.
03:33That's your name?
03:34Uh-huh.
03:35That's his little sex name.
03:36I know what BDB stand for.
03:37What's that stand for?
03:38What's that stand for?
03:39That big baby daddy, don't they?
03:41I promise to pay BDB, Joseph Humphrey, the $5,000 he gave me to get my car fixed.
03:49So, did you use the $5,000 to get your car fixed?
03:53Hmm.
03:54To be honest, I had a little bull thing going on he didn't know about.
03:59And he had got in a situation.
04:01You use this money for another man?
04:03Yes, ma'am.
04:04Lord!
04:05Yes, ma'am.
04:06Yes, ma'am.
04:07Yes, ma'am.
04:08Yes, ma'am.
04:09Yes, ma'am.
04:10No!
04:11Now, y'all be quiet.
04:12Let's get to the bottom.
04:13This might be okay.
04:14No, it ain't.
04:15Okay, Shanika, you got the $5,000.
04:17What did you do with it?
04:18I bailed my new thing out of jail.
04:20Oh, what?
04:22And, uh, we went to Cancun.
04:25Okay.
04:26How you found out she had a little boo thing in Cancun?
04:30She going live on Instagram.
04:31This mother running around the beach with big old glasses of margaritas.
04:36On your dime.
04:37I went to calling like crazy.
04:39Like, hey, I want my money, man.
04:40What's going on?
04:41Jasmine, go ahead and tell him that money was...
04:43Bunch.
04:46This relationship give me flashback, and I understand exactly where you come from, ma'am.
04:51Help me out here.
04:52Come on, Safar.
04:53She took money from him, bailed another man out and went to Cancun.
04:57While this is a hard-working black man, he was...
04:59Oh, shut up.
05:00Shut up.
05:01Because I'm looking for the problem.
05:03I'm trying to see the problem.
05:04Come on, Jasmine.
05:05I know it felt good to get your look back.
05:07But at the end of the day, y'all still ain't going to be done with each other.
05:11Y'all got kids together.
05:12We'll see.
05:13Now I come to my final decision, and I'm going to settle this once and for all.
05:18I'm ruling in favor of...
05:24The plaintiff, Joseph.
05:25Yeah!
05:26Yeah!
05:27Come on.
05:28Yeah!
05:29This shit bigger than the OJ trap.
05:31No.
05:32Shanika, you're ordered to pay Joseph $5,000.
05:36Only because Joseph's from a serious note.
05:39Why the hell did you sign a check?
05:40Smart man.
05:41You're a smart man.
05:42Joseph, you should do the right thing with this $5,000.
05:45You should take her to Cancun.
05:47Yay!
05:48Now I just tell you, get out of my courtroom.
05:52If anything, take her back to the Applebee's y'all used to work at and get a big bucket.
05:56They do got them unlimited appetizers going on right now.
06:03Shara was supposed to make sure the girl is not dying.
06:06And Shara is nowhere to be found.
06:08She's too busy on her rapping career.
06:09I'm going to give to everybody my rapping.
06:11You guys can't...
06:12You see me?
06:13What the hell are you doing?
06:14He got a food truck.
06:15Damn.
06:16A whole food truck?
06:17She said order anything you want.
06:18That's what I say, Jay.
06:19I ain't hear you.
06:20Hey, hey.
06:21Hey!
06:24Hey, Jerry.
06:25Hey, D-Ray, you made it.
06:27Yes, I did, Ms. Pat.
06:28They let me out your...
06:29I mean, I made it.
06:33Well, let's get the bailiff in then, bailiff.
06:35This is the case of Angels vs. Figueroa.
06:38Please enter the courtroom.
06:40Plaintiff Manny Angels is suing his employee, Shara, for $4,300
06:45after she ruined a high-end event that he planned.
06:48A performer nearly drowned and, in the process, ruined a couture costume.
06:53Sell a law through my little rink.
06:56Defendant Shara Figueroa says the damages aren't hers to pay.
07:00Manny's lawsuit just doesn't hold water.
07:03You wear them boots, Nene?
07:04I can't really work them, honey.
07:10All right, Manny, tell me why we're here today, darling.
07:12I'm here because Shara owes me $4,300.
07:16Damn.
07:17I specialize on providing entertainment for high-end events, such as aerialists, contortionists.
07:22In this particular event, Shara was hired to be an event coordinator, but instead, she was too busy running behind a very famous ex-soccer player trying to get her demo tape to his pop star wife.
07:37I ain't mad at you.
07:38I ain't mad at you.
07:39All the costumes were damaged, and I lost a lot of money on this.
07:43That's what he say?
07:44All right, come on, Figueroa.
07:48Tell me your side of the story.
07:50I don't owe him nothing.
07:52Yes, he hired me for that, but actually, I'm a performer.
07:55I'm a contortionist.
07:56I don't know what a contortionist is.
07:58A contortionist is a person that is very flexible.
08:01I will show everybody later.
08:03No, you ain't this .
08:04I mean, girl, no.
08:08Okay, I behave.
08:10So why you accept the job if you know this ain't something that you do?
08:13Honestly, it was a favor for my friend, but apparently he's not my friend.
08:18Tell me about this Cirque Soleil that she ruined.
08:21For this particular event, she was in charge of costumes, getting the girls dressed, and a human ball.
08:28But she's not paying attention, and she ruined four costumes that were made out of ostrich feathers.
08:34Can I see it?
08:35Yeah.
08:36Oh, my goodness.
08:38This is so beautiful.
08:40Yeah, that's lovely.
08:41You can see how the fans came back.
08:43Oh, I see them wet.
08:44Yeah.
08:45You ruined the ostrich.
08:46Ostrich?
08:47Not me.
08:48Somebody put the bubble wet on the costumes, and the costume got ruined.
08:54Mm.
08:55She's good.
08:56She is good.
08:57It wasn't me.
08:58It was her.
09:00What's a human bubble?
09:02So think of, like, a huge hamster ball that floats on the water.
09:06Oh, I've seen this before.
09:08And, Ms. Pat, a lot of white people have fun, like, on oceans in them.
09:11They just run in them.
09:12When it comes to the bubble, Char was supposed to put her on the water, and then make sure
09:18the girl is not dying.
09:19You only get about 10 to 12 minutes of oxygen inside of that bubble.
09:23She can only breathe for 10 to 12 minutes before she die?
09:26Yes.
09:27People take these type of jobs?
09:28Yes.
09:29Time for it.
09:31The ball has a hole, and while the performers is inside, it starts to get filled with water.
09:37Oh, my God.
09:38She cannot open the ball because it's only, like, an outside person can open the zipper.
09:42And Char is nowhere to be found.
09:44She's too busy on her rapping career.
09:45I feel that I will finish my job, so...
09:49Now, Char, did she drown?
09:51The girl is actually here.
09:52Can you stand up?
09:53No.
09:54I got that same outfit, baby.
09:56Go ahead.
09:57Did this lady almost kill you?
09:59Yes.
10:00You just almost killed her with your brain.
10:02I want to see something.
10:05Come on, do a little something.
10:07Come on up here, baby.
10:08You got to do something cool to get up here.
10:12Where I be dancing.
10:13Oh!
10:14Don't step on the ponytail now, because we ain't got no insurance.
10:17Thank you, Z.
10:18That was amazing, though.
10:19Good job.
10:21What part?
10:22Are you challenging her?
10:24Yeah.
10:25All right.
10:26Well, come on with your couture talk.
10:27Come on.
10:28Come on.
10:29Yeah, I can do.
10:30I'm going to do my split.
10:31Yeah, all right.
10:32Okay.
10:33Thank you.
10:34Thank you.
10:35She called you for joining.
10:39Well, damn.
10:42Oh, how she did that?
10:48Char, did you just do the event so you can get close to the celebrity that you was trying to get close to?
10:53Maybe, yeah.
10:54Did the soccer player get the demo tape?
10:56Unfortunately, no.
10:57She didn't even know.
10:58Oh, my goodness.
10:59She down there died and you didn't even get the gig?
11:01Yes.
11:02All right.
11:03I'm going to go to my jury.
11:04Come on, Nene.
11:05I just think being a groupie never pays.
11:10I can't vote you guilty, man.
11:12It's just something about you.
11:13Like, you just seem like an innocent person.
11:16And you don't have a chance.
11:17Shoot or shoot, Miss Pat.
11:18Shoot or shoot.
11:19Shoot or shoot nothing.
11:20You need to close your eyes and wish.
11:24Well, can we hear you rap?
11:26Well, I rap in Spanish.
11:27Well, come on, Salita.
11:28Come on.
11:29Escucha mi sonido.
11:32Canta conmigo.
11:34No te sientas vacío.
11:36Oh, okay.
11:37You let her die, though.
11:38The in the bubble, she probably won't make it.
11:46All right.
11:47I've come to my final decision, and I'm ready to settle this once and for all.
11:51I'm ruling in the favor of the plaintiff, Manny.
12:04Sure, you ordered to pay Manny $4,300 for renting his costume.
12:10And you almost killed that little girl over there.
12:12You left her in the bubble.
12:13She could not breathe.
12:14Before I go, I'm going to give to everybody my rapping.
12:18You guys can't listen in.
12:19What the hell are you doing?
12:21You see what I mean?
12:22I don't have anything to listen to.
12:24Okay.
12:25And you made this shit out of Z-Rock paper.
12:27I just said, y'all get out of my courtroom.
12:30She's exactly the reason why I don't like Miami.
12:33Miami is just full of beautiful Puerto Rican brown women.
12:36The nannies was out there pushing babies in high-heeled shoes.
12:39I took my big ass back in the house, and I said,
12:42I'm going back to Atlanta where I'm a savage.
12:48I told him to order food like DoorDash or something like that.
12:50$2,500?
12:52It was like a party.
12:53And then he invited people.
12:55What?
12:56How many people were you trying to feed?
12:58Him.
13:03How you doing, Jeri?
13:04Hey.
13:05Good.
13:06You know, me and Ms. Pat got the same birthday.
13:07Really?
13:08One year, Ms. Pat text me, happy birthday.
13:11I text back, happy birthday, Ms. Pat.
13:13Love you.
13:14What do you mean you love me?
13:16No street, man.
13:17You traumatized.
13:18You can't even accept love.
13:23Bailiff, stop, Bailiff.
13:24This is the case of Lee versus Steele.
13:27Please enter the courtroom.
13:29Rapper, reality star, and now plaintiff Tommy Lee is suing her friend for $5,000.
13:36After she flew him to L.A., he rented a food truck on her credit card.
13:41Defendant and superfan Jay Steele isn't in the mood to taco about it because he says that Tommy knocked out his tooth while they were filming a music video.
13:53He's countersuing for $3,100.
13:56I do.
13:57I do.
13:58Tommy Lee, please tell me why you're here today.
14:00Ms. Pat, I'm suing for $5,000.
14:02This guy, he was a friend of mine.
14:04When I moved to L.A., he offered to help me move, like, being the fan friend that he is.
14:09So I flew him out for $2,500.
14:11What?
14:12He came to my house.
14:14We, like, doing the closet.
14:15I told him, like, get whatever he wants to eat.
14:17He got a food truck.
14:18Damn.
14:19A whole food truck?
14:20$2,500.
14:21On my American Express.
14:23He had a party, but I didn't know that it was on me.
14:27You get what I'm saying?
14:29We not even finished unpacking.
14:31Okay.
14:32Jay, tell me your side of the story.
14:34Ms. Pat, she said order anything you want.
14:36She said it's going to be a party, everything.
14:37A meal for today.
14:38You've been working hard.
14:39No.
14:40She was all in the kitchen with him turning up.
14:43I'm also countersuing her for $3,100.
14:45Because I go to her video shoot, she like my whole damn tooth falling.
14:50What made you order a whole truck?
14:52She like big events.
14:54That's what she like.
14:55How did y'all meet?
14:56He was a fan.
14:57He was hanging off my car with a bottle of Hennessy.
15:02I have videos.
15:03Can I see it?
15:04Yes, ma'am.
15:08Oh, my lord.
15:10She love it.
15:11She slammed the brakes real hard, Tommy.
15:14Should've.
15:15I was just like, wow, this is great.
15:17This is like a real type fan.
15:18So I thought he was cool.
15:19He started asking me to help out.
15:21He wanted to be in my music video.
15:23How did a crazy fan turn into a friendship?
15:26I'm a nice person like that.
15:27Have you got a vibe and good energy?
15:29Like, you get what I'm saying?
15:30I give you a chance.
15:31You call good energy a four foot man hanging off your windshield?
15:37Did you pay for Jay's flight?
15:38First class flights.
15:39You got proof?
15:41Oh.
15:42Yes, I do.
15:43I don't even fly first class.
15:44If she ain't hiring a moving company, you know she ain't paying for no first class flight.
15:48Ain't bother what you say.
15:49It's what you can prove, baby.
15:50Tommy, you flew him out first class.
15:52He don't even need no extra leg room.
15:57Okay, let's talk about this taco truck.
15:58I told him to order food like DoorDash or something like that.
16:01Aw.
16:02$2,500?
16:03And it came with the people.
16:05It was like a party.
16:06And then he invited people.
16:07What?
16:08How many people were you trying to feed?
16:11Him.
16:15I'm like, what are you talking about?
16:17Okay, Tommy, you suing for the food truck and the first class flight.
16:20Yes, ma'am.
16:21And Jay, you're kind of suing for?
16:23My tooth.
16:24Which is $3,100?
16:25Yeah.
16:26How'd she knock your tooth out?
16:27I go to her video shoot.
16:28She playing with the gun with the video shoot.
16:30It was hilarious.
16:31She did.
16:32Oh, shit.
16:33Oh, my tooth.
16:38Tommy Lee is suing her friend Jay Steele for a food truck he paid for with her Amex.
16:44But Jay says Tommy knocked his tooth out, so he wants $3,100.
16:49Ms. Pat's ready to tell these two who's taking it all.
16:53How'd she knock your tooth out?
16:54I go to her video shoot.
16:55She playing with the gun.
16:56She did.
16:57It was hilarious.
16:58Tommy, come on in his mouth.
16:59Oh, shit.
17:00Oh, my tooth.
17:01Oh, my tooth.
17:02Oh, my tooth.
17:04You see?
17:05Don't scare us like that.
17:06I was about to leap up out of here.
17:07I ain't even got paid yet.
17:08Don't play.
17:09Hey.
17:10Hey.
17:11Hey.
17:12Real evidence.
17:13Real evidence.
17:14I got mine.
17:15Bebe.
17:18Wait a minute.
17:19Are you smoking in the courtroom?
17:20Oh, no.
17:21I don't smoke.
17:23What was that?
17:24That was my asthma pump.
17:28You got teeth.
17:29You smoke.
17:30Yo, what is going on up in here?
17:34What are the tooth fell for?
17:36This one.
17:37Tommy, why are you sticking guns in people's mouths?
17:39Because my lyrics went, Tommy gun in his mouth.
17:42And so I thought it would be cute to like put the gun in his mouth for real in the video.
17:47So, was this gun real?
17:50Yeah.
17:51Mm-mm.
17:52It was a prop gun?
17:53Mm-mm.
17:54Okay, Jay.
17:55Do you feel bad for putting a food truck on her card?
17:57She's got all this funny bangles and shooting all this.
18:00Girl, come on now.
18:01What's your ass say, Jay?
18:02I ain't hear you.
18:03Hey, hey.
18:08Stop, stop, stop, stop.
18:09Stop.
18:10Make it up.
18:11Seriously.
18:12Hey.
18:14Now, Tommy, you can't do that.
18:16You see why I'm missing teeth, Miss Pat?
18:18Y'all gonna make me to miss this ghetto shit.
18:21But Miss Pat show does not condone violence in any form of view of discretion is advised.
18:26All right, I'm gonna go over here to my jury.
18:28Come on, Carmen.
18:29I mean, she's already crazy.
18:30No, no disrespect.
18:31But you doing that, that's gonna take her to the next level.
18:33You do too much.
18:34Stop.
18:35Oh, my God.
18:36She said you can get anything you want.
18:37That's how I know you ain't never had no money.
18:38Right.
18:39Because if it was your money, you wouldn't have did that.
18:41Mm-hmm.
18:42Come on, man.
18:43Let's go.
18:45Whew.
18:46I'm gonna jump right into it like y'all jumped into it.
18:48And I'm gonna settle this once and for all.
18:53I'm ruling in favor of nobody.
18:59This is a courtroom, not a circus.
19:01He pranked you with a food truck and you knocked out his tooth.
19:05So I pretty much think y'all are even.
19:07And with that, I just settled it.
19:09Get y'all crazy ass out of my courtroom.
19:11Lord, have mercy.
19:13You shouldn't be so pretty and so crazy.
19:15That was crazy, yo.
19:16You can't be picking up stray ass fans making them your friends.
19:19You cannot.
19:20And you didn't give them access to the card and all that.
19:22Oh, Lord have mercy.
19:25Next time on Miss Pat Settles It.
19:27Dog got to the ham, the rice macaroni.
19:29Damn.
19:30Oh.
19:31This dog must be ferocious.
19:32Is the dog here?
19:33Yes, actually.
19:34Don't bring him in here.
19:35Uh-uh.
19:36While Latisha wanted to do my hair in exchange for content,
19:38I was at a big event and my wig came off.
19:40I am a celebrity hairstylist.
19:41Have you done Nene Leek's hair?
19:43Not yet.
19:44But honey, listen.
19:46I'm a massage therapist.
19:47He was about to smash.
19:48Gentlemen, I'm a gentleman.
19:49That's called fireman's carrot.
19:51I see what you doing, bro.
19:52I see what you doing, bro.
19:53I see what you doing, bro.
20:23I see what happens here.
20:40I see what you doing, bro.
20:43Oh, thank you, the baby.
20:45Got four.
20:46That's called my a Blood hall.
20:48They're very fast.
20:49I see what you doing, bro.
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