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00:00All right.
00:01Hey, y'all.
00:02I'm Miss Pat.
00:03And I know the inside of a courtroom.
00:04Man, that girl innocent.
00:05Leave the damn judge.
00:06Get ready to see real cases.
00:08I want you out of my house.
00:09Real drama and real money on the line.
00:11I gave her my kitten.
00:13Give it back.
00:14And I'm bringing my friends to court as my jury.
00:18Y'all may have started this mess, but you know I'm going to sell it.
00:21Miss Pat.
00:22You dropping tea.
00:23See, that's my tool.
00:24You smoking dope.
00:25That was my asthma pump.
00:27Y'all must have a good time together.
00:28We do.
00:29All right, because court is back in session.
00:34She looks like your sweet auntie, but she'll cuss you out like your drunk uncle.
00:38All right.
00:39Miss Pat.
00:45Y'all can sit held down.
00:48Now, Jerry, just remember, if it sounds too stupid to be true, it probably is.
00:52Miss Pat, keep your game face on, too.
00:54You been letting these people trick you.
00:56Shut the up.
00:59All right, Baylor.
01:00Go ahead on, Scott Baylor.
01:01This is the case of Taylor versus Guzman.
01:04Please enter the courtroom.
01:06Plaintiff William Taylor is suing his ex-girlfriend Janessa for $1,500, claiming she wrecked his car in a fit of rage.
01:15Defendant Janessa Guzman says William is just a liar and a cheater.
01:20Plus, he ditched out on a vacation, leaving her with the bill.
01:24She's only paying what he's worth.
01:27No.
01:29Before we get started, I just want to let y'all know, this is a jury of my peers.
01:34They got my back like my breast wrap.
01:36Tight.
01:37Tight.
01:40All right, Mr. Taylor, why are you here today, baby?
01:42Your Honor, we're here today because I'm suing my ex-girlfriend Janessa for $1,500 for the damage to my car.
01:47Now, she's going to claim that I'm a cheater.
01:49I'm not a cheater, Your Honor.
01:51And that's the reason why she believes that she won't pay me back my money.
01:54Janessa, let me hear your side of the story.
01:56I don't owe William anything.
01:58Through most of our relationship, he lied.
02:00He did me dirty.
02:01He kept cheating on me with different females that supposedly he worked with.
02:05And we were supposed to take a trip together, but since we broke up, we ended up not going.
02:08And I had to pay off by myself.
02:10So I feel like we're even.
02:12How long y'all been together?
02:13Two years.
02:14Where did it go wrong at?
02:15I seen messages between him and his clients.
02:17He was being very flirtatious.
02:19Your Honor, I work out of my house.
02:21I'm a massage therapist, and I specialize in BBL recovery.
02:24So I have the clients come to me, and I perform my BBL massage therapy on them.
02:28She claims I was cheating.
02:29She put, like, a hidden camera in my kitchen.
02:32She saw me on camera with a girl, and I picked her up, and I brought her upstairs.
02:36So you just picking chicks up and taking them upstairs?
02:39No, Your Honor, Your Honor, but look.
02:41He was about to smash.
02:42I'm not dumb.
02:43Do you have any proof?
02:44Yeah, I have the video.
02:45Oh, yeah, baby.
02:46Oh, yeah, I'm ready.
02:49I'm a gentleman.
02:50I'm a gentleman.
02:51I'm a gentleman.
02:52No, I seen that before.
02:55That's called a fireman's carry.
02:56Thank you.
02:57And the legs wrapped around was for stability.
02:59Thank you.
03:00I see what you're doing, bro.
03:01I see what you're doing, bro.
03:02Yeah.
03:03Oh, and that's all the time stuff.
03:06You do your lymphatic trainings at 10.30 at night?
03:08Yes.
03:09If they need my services, then I'm performing that job.
03:1010.30 at night.
03:11I'm performing on you.
03:12You want it?
03:13I can test it out if you want.
03:14I'll get back with you.
03:15Will you?
03:17Tell me what she did to your car.
03:19So we got into an argument, calling me a liar, calling me a cheater.
03:23She grabbed my keys, and she left.
03:24She comes back to the crib.
03:26Car is all messed up.
03:28I got pictures of it, too, Your Honor.
03:29I'll show you.
03:30Yeah, let me see your proof.
03:31Look at that.
03:32Oh, my God.
03:33Oh, hell no.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:37You ain't got to do all that to him, ma'am.
03:39All you got to do is take them glasses.
03:40You got control.
03:43Make it out.
03:44William, how much damage did she do to the car?
03:47$1,500.
03:48Let me see your receipt.
03:49And it proved.
03:52Janessa, why don't you think you owe him anything?
03:55We planned a trip together, and then we broke up,
03:57and I paid for the Airbnb when we were supposed to go half on it,
04:00and he still didn't give me the money.
04:02Let me have the receipt.
04:03Okay, how much was the Airbnb, baby?
04:05Total paid $1,300.
04:06You still try with this bill?
04:08That was after she damaged my car.
04:10Why would I want to go on vacation with somebody who damaged my car?
04:13Put yourself in her shoes, and Zafari pick her up,
04:15and take her upstairs.
04:17Boy, your glasses gonna fog up so quick.
04:20Stand up, Zafari, and open your jacket.
04:26We're not doing that.
04:27Hold on.
04:28Let me touch you.
04:29Let me touch you.
04:30We're not doing that.
04:31Come on, bro.
04:33Come on, bro.
04:34Come on, bro.
04:35Come on, bro.
04:36Come on, bro.
04:37Come on, bro.
04:38Come on, bro.
04:40You see how that feels?
04:42Don't slow it up, man.
04:43That's how she felt.
04:45Okay, I'm going over here to Majeric.
04:47Come on, Carlos.
04:48He don't want it, but he don't want nobody else to have it.
04:50At the end of the day, the same money that it cost him to get the car fixed
04:54is the same money that she spent at the Airbnb.
04:56Y'all call or even, go back to the hotel, have sex, make up, and everybody be happy.
05:01When was the last time y'all had sex?
05:03Probably like a few weeks ago.
05:04We're not talking about that.
05:06You still ain't trying to clean it?
05:07Let me see.
05:08Let me see.
05:09Right here.
05:10It's that's what makes your character.
05:11You playing?
05:12You playing?
05:13Where the hell did y'all meet at jail?
05:15All right.
05:17All right.
05:18With that, I'm going to make my decision.
05:21And I'm going to settle this once and for all.
05:26I'm ruling in favor of...
05:30The defendant, Janessa.
05:32City Girls, I'll pay me!
05:37What?
05:38Janessa, you don't owe William anything.
05:41Uh-huh.
05:42She damaged your car, but she did pay for the Airbnb.
05:45Now, I just wanted to say, I know you love her,
05:47because when she went over there to touch him, baby...
05:49He turned into Usain Bolt.
05:52He was willing to get knocked out
05:54by a guy with a fur coat on for you.
05:57So, it's some love there.
05:59I hope y'all can work this thing out.
06:01Y'all don't give a hug.
06:08Now, Janessa, get your scary ass out of here.
06:12Bye.
06:13Bye, sweetheart.
06:14Baby, you put that relationship right on back together.
06:20I wish y'all could have seen her face as she said,
06:23let me touch it, let me touch it.
06:24She was like this.
06:27When you see William, he was like, no!
06:32Dog got to the ham, the rice macaroni, the dessert.
06:35This dog must be ferocious.
06:37Is the dog here?
06:38Yes, actually.
06:39No, don't bring him in here.
06:40Uh-uh.
06:41Uh-uh.
06:42I was at a really big event, and my wig came off.
06:44When I was doing your hair, she's talking on the phone
06:46to her boyfriend, talking bull crap about me.
06:48She was like, as soon as she said,
06:49all this shit gonna slip out.
06:50Hey, Drew, how y'all doing?
06:54Good.
06:55Good.
06:56Good.
06:57Nene, I wish y'all was as pretty acting as you.
06:58I'm real regular.
07:00And then she flipped the hair when she said.
07:02That boy got so much hair stuck in his gap.
07:04He don't want to tell you, Nene.
07:06He just keeps swallin' the shit.
07:08Come on, baby.
07:09Let's get it started.
07:10This is the case of Pierre versus Valeria.
07:13Please enter the courtroom.
07:14Plaintiff Winnie Pierre is suing her cousin Cynthia for $2,550.
07:17The cost of her medical bills and the $3,550.
07:19The cost of her medical bills and the $3,550.
07:22The cost of her medical bills and the $3,550.
07:25The cost of her medical bills and the $3,550.
07:28The cost of her medical bills and the $3,550.
07:33The cost of her medical bills and the Thanksgiving dinner
07:36that Cynthia's devilish dog devoured.
07:38The defendant, Cynthia Valerius, says her cousin's being dramatic.
07:42It was her own actions that ruined the holiday.
07:45She's barking up the wrong tree.
07:52All righty.
07:53So, Winnie, tell me why you're here.
07:54I'm here to sue my cousin Cynthia Valerius for $2,550
07:58for ruining my first Thanksgiving and sending me to the hospital.
08:02What happened?
08:03This was my first Thanksgiving ever.
08:04I had family flying from all over the United States.
08:07She decides to bring her dog.
08:09I didn't invite the dog, mind you.
08:10I'm not a dog parent.
08:11I don't know what to do with the dog.
08:12She put the dog in my living room to, you know,
08:14divide the dog from being in the kitchen.
08:15So I get a call.
08:16I'm headed to my room and I go across the dog gate.
08:20But I don't know if I left it open or what happened.
08:22So on my way coming back from my bedroom, I'm going to the kitchen.
08:25I noticed that the dog is enjoying Thanksgiving dinner.
08:29Oh, hell no.
08:30Right.
08:31What's your side, Cynthia?
08:32He did not ruin the entire Thanksgiving thing.
08:34I think she's being a bit more dramatic than she needs to be right now.
08:38He only ate like three or four things.
08:40He didn't ruin the whole thing.
08:42How much food did the dog eat?
08:44The dog got into the ham, the rice macaroni, the desserts.
08:47No, that's a lie.
08:48That's a lie.
08:49That's a lie.
08:50It was the lasagna.
08:51It was the juillet jonjon and the fried turkey.
08:53It's only those three.
08:54The fried turkey?
08:55I know.
08:56So Wendy walked me through the second the dog jumped up on the table.
08:59So I go to jump over the gate.
09:01I was trying to save Thanksgiving.
09:02Guess my housecoat got stuck on the gate.
09:04And then I go to catch my balance and then my shoulder hits the counter.
09:08If she had properly secured her dog, I wouldn't have had to struggle with that gate and injured my life.
09:14Injured your life?
09:15I mean, you know what I'm saying?
09:16My life was jeopardized.
09:17Did you go to the hospital?
09:19I did.
09:20And my medical bills are like $2,000.
09:22Let me see your doctor bills.
09:23Be careful with their arms.
09:24They said final notice, baby.
09:26Uh-uh.
09:27They want their money now.
09:28And you wasn't paying nothing.
09:29She got to pay it, not me.
09:31I'm still catching my breath from that fall.
09:33You probably gotta ask me.
09:38So Cynthia, what made you decide to bring the dog?
09:41He's a family dog.
09:42He's a bad dog.
09:43Where else is spirit gonna go?
09:44He's bad?
09:45He's horrible.
09:46He's pissing everywhere.
09:47He's sniffing everywhere.
09:48He's in everything.
09:49So what did you do with the food after you caught the vicious dog eating the food?
09:52We had to dispose everything.
09:53All I know is the visual dog, dog hair food.
09:56It was a wrap.
09:57Let me see the receipt for the food.
09:58Girl, you knew you bought that food and you couldn't afford it.
10:01The old food didn't get that money back.
10:02This big old dog was hungry, baby.
10:04This dog done ate a 12 pack of chicken wings, a fried turkey, a whole lasagna.
10:09This dog must be ferocious.
10:11Cynthia, did you offer to pay anything towards the food?
10:15No, I did not.
10:16Because, like, I helped her cook the food.
10:17So my time and labor was into that.
10:19So let me ask you something, Whitney.
10:21Was you scared of the dog?
10:22He gets a little, like, a little bit sometimes, you know?
10:26Yeah, this is a vicious dog.
10:27You were probably terrified.
10:28You scared of a dog that you let in your own house?
10:31I was bullied into letting him because I didn't invite the dog.
10:34Is the dog here?
10:35Yes, actually, the dog is here.
10:36Y'all don't bring him in here.
10:37Wait, uh-uh.
10:38Uh-uh.
10:39No, no, no, no.
10:40Let's see the vicious dog.
10:42Oh, God.
10:43He's not that bad.
10:54Man, Carmen, get over there.
10:56Is this the vicious dog?
10:58He is so cute, buddy.
11:01My son.
11:02Look at him.
11:03Oh.
11:04Hey, Barrett.
11:05You got on your little tuxedo jacket.
11:08And you saying he mean.
11:10Oh, what kind of dog is this?
11:12A Shih Tzu.
11:13Oh, Shih Tzu.
11:17This dog got the same little gray beard you got.
11:19Look.
11:21Yes, it's so damn cute.
11:23It's so damn cute.
11:25Ma'am, this dog can't even eat a macaroni night before.
11:27All right, I'm gonna go to my jersey.
11:30Carmen, tell me what you think.
11:31Listen, let's keep it real.
11:33This dog probably ate about $14 worth of food.
11:36That was it.
11:37Now, listen.
11:38I'm with you because it's my house.
11:40I make the rules.
11:41It's up to the owner of the dog to put the dog up in a safe place.
11:45Don't break it over my house while I'm about to break my neck.
11:48Let me see the dog.
11:49Hold up. Hold up.
11:50He look like he's still full.
11:51See what I'm saying?
11:52Everything the sun touches.
11:53This is not the Lion King.
11:54Put the dog back.
11:55So, any final remarks before I make my decision?
11:56Your Honor, yes.
11:57I did nearly lose my life.
11:58I did lose a lot of money on my food.
11:59I'm just asking you to be fair with me this evening.
12:00And any final remarks from you, Cynthia?
12:01So, she's always had issues with that shoulder, OK?
12:02Oh, that's bad.
12:03So, it was an actual sprain due to a reoccurring injury when she fell over the gate.
12:08All right, y'all.
12:09So, I've come to my final decision, and I'm going to settle this once and for all.
12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:44And I'm not awarding you anything for your doctor bill.
12:46Shit happens.
12:48Just put all of this behind us.
12:50Y'all cousins.
12:51Y'all fighting over a dog.
12:52Don't you miss each other?
12:55Give her a hug.
13:01All right, y'all.
13:02I'll just tell you.
13:04Get out of my courtroom.
13:07In Mississippi, a dog is wound up in our yard,
13:10and then you feed him, and that's your dog.
13:12Carlos, that's stealing.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:16Mid-interview, my wig came off.
13:18What celebrity hair have you done?
13:19I've done Rennie Rucci, Big Licks, Megan James.
13:23Have you done Nene Leek's hair?
13:25Not yet.
13:25But honey, listen.
13:33How are you doing today, Jerry?
13:35I'm great.
13:36Uh-huh.
13:36Be honest.
13:37Who only here because they owe me a favor?
13:38I might do I owe a favor?
13:44Come on, Baylor.
13:45Stop Baylison.
13:46This is the case of James versus Roberson.
13:49Please enter the courtroom.
13:50Plaintiff Megan James is suing her friend and hairstylist for $5,000 for lost wages when her quick weave fell out, preventing her from completing interviews.
14:01Defendant Qualitisha Robeson asserts that Megan James loved her hair when it was finished.
14:07She thinks the weave fell out because she sat on it excessively and didn't properly care for it.
14:13Therefore, Qualitisha owes her nothing.
14:16Please don't help you guys.
14:17Yes, yes.
14:18So, Ms. James and Qualitisha.
14:21Qualitisha.
14:22So what's your pronouns to be in this courtroom?
14:24He, she, day, I'm God, bitch.
14:25I don't care what nobody call me.
14:26Oh.
14:28Ms. James, tell me why you here today.
14:30I'm here today suing Qualitisha for ruining my hair.
14:34I got booked to do correspondence for one of the biggest music festivals in America.
14:38And mid-interview, my wig came off.
14:41They canceled the rest of my day, and I lost out on my $5,000.
14:44Did you get paid per interview?
14:46Minimum was 10 interviews per day.
14:48I didn't complete my 10 interviews, so I didn't get paid at all.
14:51Oh, wow.
14:51Tell me what happened, Qualitisha.
14:53I'm getting sued by her for a service that I did last minute, and I drove three hours away to come do her hair.
15:00And also, she didn't even pay for nothing.
15:02She only paid for gas and supplies.
15:04So you didn't pay anything to get your hair done?
15:05You paid her no money?
15:06He wanted to do my hair in exchange for content.
15:08He got a million views on that video, so I did my part.
15:11He didn't do his part, and that's why I'm suing him.
15:12For how many followers did you have?
15:14I have 1.2 million followers.
15:16Can you post my show in Atlantic City?
15:18Yes, ma'am.
15:18I got you, Ms. Pat.
15:21Is this what you do for a living?
15:23Yes.
15:23I am a celebrity hairstylist.
15:25I go by Qualitisha because everything I do is qualified.
15:28What celebrity hair have you done?
15:30I've done Rennie Rucci, Big Legs, Megan James.
15:33Have you done Nene Leek's hair?
15:35Not yet.
15:36But honey, listen.
15:41Can I see some of your work, Qualitisha?
15:43Yes, ma'am.
15:44That's nice.
15:45Okay.
15:45So do you braid or do you do quick weave?
15:47I'm a braider.
15:48She asked me to do braids in the front, quick weave in the back.
15:52Ms. Pat, that's a lie.
15:53When he came to my house, I was like, you know, give me some cute braids.
15:55He was like, no, you're going on a red carpet.
15:57Like, you need to look the part.
15:59He ends up doing the hairstyle, and any black girl that I know that gets weave, they leave
16:04out a slither of hair to cover the track.
16:06Of course.
16:09How you know?
16:11Qualitisha's going to send me on my way with my track showing in that hairstyle.
16:15Do you have any pictures?
16:17Yes, ma'am.
16:17I do have proof.
16:19Oh, I see your track showing.
16:21Yeah, you can see it.
16:21This ain't right Qualitisha.
16:23And I understand that.
16:24However, I fixed that.
16:25The next picture, I can't see no tracks.
16:28Yes.
16:28Oh, the hair was cute.
16:29Your track is covered here.
16:30Yeah, that's how an up-down looks.
16:32That slipped out.
16:33So I had to borrow a hat from a stranger.
16:35Because I couldn't secure the wig, there was no hairstylist in the middle of nowhere.
16:39And this is text messages after I told Qualitisha what happened to my wig.
16:42Okay.
16:43Let's see.
16:44Bitch!
16:47I just sat down to do my interview, and the entire back of my wig came off.
16:51I told you I did not want this style.
16:54Girl, go put a hat on.
16:57You sound like you didn't care.
16:59I didn't care no more because of the fact when I was doing her hair, she's talking on the
17:02phone to her boyfriend, talking all types of bull crap about me.
17:06What was she saying, Qualitisha?
17:07She was saying, I'm so tired of sitting here.
17:09He's taking so long.
17:09He don't even know what he's doing.
17:11So I'm getting humiliated while I'm doing her hair.
17:13Were you talking about her to your man?
17:15Yes, because I'm not fake.
17:16Girl, you don't even know.
17:17Ooh!
17:17You were that bold to sit there while she's doing your hair and talk about her?
17:46That was kind of rude.
17:47She was like, as soon as she sit down, this shit gonna slip out.
17:52But again, I don't understand how it came out.
17:55You didn't glue it down right, Qualitisha.
17:57I used so much glue, Ms. Judge Pat.
17:59Listen, I used the Emmer's glue.
18:01Well, that's the problem.
18:03Jesus Christ.
18:04Not Emmer's glue.
18:05It's black glue for the lashes.
18:07You got to use hair glue, honey.
18:09It was hair glue.
18:09You said for the lashes.
18:11All right, I'm gonna go to my jury.
18:12D-Ray?
18:13It's like driving a car off the lot, and you gave her a car, and the car was beautiful.
18:16Then once she pulled off the lot, all the wheels fell off.
18:19If this whole wig fall off right now, I'm gonna sit in my bald-headed ass right here and continue
18:23to tell these jokes.
18:24I'm gonna let nothing get between me and my bag.
18:25You should have toughed out, and because you made the decision to not do that, that's not
18:29her fault.
18:29And with that said, I've come to my final decision, and I'm gonna settle this once and
18:35for all.
18:35I'm ruling in favor of the plaintiff, Megan James.
18:45Qualitisha, you ordered to pay Megan $5,000.
18:49Your hair shouldn't fall off on the red carpet.
18:51You gotta look your best, because if not, they be talking about you the next time.
18:54You made her miss out on a whole day of work, and you had the nerve to say, girl, put on
19:00a hat and keep going.
19:01Next time, Qualitisha, do more quality.
19:03Good job, girl.
19:04Cry me.
19:05Get out of here.
19:06I'll just settle.
19:07Bye, Mary.
19:10I keep everything in my bag.
19:12I even got false teeth, and I don't even need it.
19:15I'm serious.
19:15One temporary crown is in my bag in case my teeth start to fall apart.
19:20I got a temporary crown royal.
19:25Next time on Ms. Pat Settles It.
19:27My freeloading needs.
19:28She owes me $4,000 in rent.
19:31I gave her my kidney.
19:32What?
19:33The thing don't even work like it should.
19:35Give it back.
19:38He got me and my floor messed up.
19:40Do you have a license?
19:41I got a driver license.
19:42I ain't got the license, license which I got needs.
19:44I don't even believe that driver license is no good, Pat.
19:47My dog ate something he wasn't supposed to.
19:49He had a fungus on his skin.
19:51Y'all could have blurred his nuts out or something.
19:53Come on now.
20:19I don't even believe that driver license is no good.
20:20I don't even believe that driver license is no good.
20:21I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:22I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:23I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:24I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:25I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:26I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:27I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:28I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:29I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:30I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:31I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:32I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:33I don't believe that driver license is no good.
20:34I don't believe that driver license is no good.
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