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00:00Thank you very much.
00:30Have a lovely day at school, sweetheart.
00:32When's Will coming back?
00:33Pound to a penny, he'll be home by the time you get back from school.
00:37You just concentrate on your lessons, babe.
00:40I liked my old school.
00:42No, you didn't. You never stopped complaining about it.
00:44No, I never.
00:45Come on, trouble.
00:46Text me if you hear anything.
00:48Yeah, I will do.
00:50Now, what did you go and say that for?
00:52What?
00:53About Will being here when she gets back from school.
00:55Well, he might be.
00:56Yes, but if he's not, she's going to be even more freaked out than she is now.
00:59It's a bit, Rich, you giving me lectures about parenting techniques.
01:04Rich, any news?
01:06No, Ben's still in Hull.
01:08All his friends have said he was on his way here.
01:10Oh, it'll be a girl, I'm sure of it.
01:12I mean, we were all teenagers once,
01:14when I think of what I was getting up to when I was 15.
01:16I dread to think.
01:18Anyway, I can't stand here talking about your sex life all day.
01:22Not when my grandson is missing.
01:24I'm taking steps.
01:27I think she likes me.
01:28I mean, she's literally like every Les Dawson mother-in-law sketch rolled into one.
01:33Mind you, she does love the bones of Will.
01:35You've got that much in common.
01:37Listen, what are you doing today?
01:39Well, I'm free, but Shona asked me if I'd watch over Lily.
01:42She's got some in-set day.
01:44And I'm under strict instructions to make sure she does a volcano project.
01:47Well, that you don't fancy bringing her here, dear.
01:49I mean, she can get herself settled in the back room.
01:51I just feel like my head's a bit mashed with Will being missing
01:53and Maggie pecking my swede every opportunity she gets.
01:57It'd just be nice to have a bit of sister time.
02:00And a buffer zone between you and the mother-in-law from hell, yeah?
02:04Bingo.
02:08Any tea in that pot?
02:16No.
02:17If that's Steve, get him to ship you out to Spain.
02:21Because I'm sick of you hanging around this place like a fart in a phone box.
02:27Ah!
02:28Hola, señor Stevie.
02:30¿Está ah�
02:32Ah, si no viacasi.
02:35Puedes podillas llame llame cuando llego.
02:39Asà en este número.
02:41Valle.
02:42Gracias.
02:45You speak Spanish?
02:47Yeah, badly.
02:48An old boyfriend of mine used to take me out there during the season
02:52to help him with his...
02:53his business.
02:56And, er, let's say I picked up some of the Luengo.
02:58Hmm.
02:59Bet that's not all you picked up.
03:01Oh, do one, will you, Tracy?
03:03No, you do one.
03:04This is my house.
03:06It's your dad's house.
03:07And at least we're paying some rent on it.
03:10Oh, and by the way,
03:11if you're sick of me and Stevie being round here,
03:14why don't you get that divorce lawyer of yours to get a move on, eh?
03:18Cos we're stuck in limbo while you're dragging all this house.
03:20The wheels of justice turn slow, I'm afraid.
03:24It's a divorce.
03:25Not the Brinksmart robbery.
03:27Well, it might as well be.
03:28The way Steve's coming off to my flower shop.
03:31Bored, bored, bored.
03:32Right.
03:33I'm off to work.
03:35Oh, by the way,
03:36I know it's really complicated working in the cab office,
03:40but here's a little tip.
03:41Try plugging in the phone.
03:43Really help.
03:44Oh, Ken.
03:47What's wrong, love?
03:48You don't look too good.
03:49I think I must have caught a bug.
03:51I barely slaps.
03:55Bacon or brown?
03:57Oh, thank you very much, Roy.
03:59That's lovely.
04:01I could eat some rotting fox.
04:05So, would you go round all the rooms
04:08and check flush strength for me?
04:12Isn't all this stuff what Ed's for?
04:15No.
04:16He does repairs.
04:18This is just checking.
04:20But if there is anything wrong,
04:22you can always ring him
04:23and get him to sort it.
04:28What?
04:29Have I got brown sauce on me?
04:30You look tired.
04:33And I don't like your hair cut.
04:35What's your point?
04:37What are you doing fretting over toilet flushes?
04:39Shouldn't you be taking it easy?
04:41Oh, you wash your mouth, that young man.
04:44I'm not designed to slow down me.
04:46No.
04:47Not in my make-up.
04:48You've got plenty of help at the hotel now.
04:50Not just me, Ronnie and Ed,
04:52but you've got Raphael and Ryan too.
04:54You spent all these years working your fingers to the bone.
04:57Why not enjoy the fruits?
04:58Especially now.
05:00Hey, I've still got plenty going on up here.
05:04You don't need to worry about that.
05:05This isn't about your dementia.
05:07It's about life, enjoying it.
05:08What's the point of it all if you don't sometimes stop to smell the flowers?
05:10I was a secondary school teacher for many years.
05:14Same old story.
05:16Kids, 15, 16, think they know the lot, but under the surface, they're still kids.
05:23They think they're invulnerable, but alas.
05:25Are you trying to drive me into the depths of despair or what?
05:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:30I'm sure your grandson is perfectly capable of looking after himself.
05:34Just not capable of charging his phone.
05:36A teacher friend of mine in my back group
05:39was telling me about a very bright sixth former
05:43who had been missing school.
05:45And when he finally confronted him,
05:47it transpires that he'd been working full-time in an apartment store.
05:52He's a furniture salesman paying income tax, everything.
05:55Well, I admire his gumption and everything,
05:57but what has that got to do with me?
05:59And what the hell is a bat group?
06:02Well, we study bats.
06:04I can't sit here all day talking about cricket.
06:08Here, I made these this morning.
06:12Oh, he's very proactive.
06:14Good-looking lad.
06:16He is, yes.
06:17I can put one up in the cabin if you think that'll help.
06:22Although, if he went missing in Hull,
06:24and the problem is that he hasn't come here,
06:28surely logic dictates that the one place that he isn't is here.
06:39Late again.
06:42You're the boss.
06:43Does it really matter this month?
06:44Well, no, not really,
06:45but, you know, I'm meant to be setting a good example.
06:48Otherwise, we don't want the workers revolting.
06:50They're revolting enough already.
06:51No? No response at all?
06:55Well, even to one of my mum jokes.
06:57And we're still getting the silent treatment.
06:59Well, that's good to know.
07:00Yeah.
07:01Good to know you've not cracked yet.
07:02Have you got time for a quick brew?
07:04No, not unless I suck on a teabag on the way out.
07:08OK, time I've got to go in.
07:10Though it's a shame.
07:12Could get used to staying here all day
07:14with a nice peace and quiet.
07:15Sorry, I didn't mean to be flippant with her.
07:26I just don't know how to respond to any of this.
07:28I really don't.
07:29And it's really upset me.
07:30I was just thinking that she can
07:31walk soft as Spain with Becky.
07:34I mean...
07:34Yeah, I don't know what to do for the best, Carla.
07:37Just...
07:37Here.
07:40Look.
07:41There's no road map, is there, for this?
07:46OK, we've just got to keep strong together.
07:50And we'll always put Betsy first, like we always do,
07:53but you and me...
07:56It's going to break us, all right?
07:58Stick on the same page.
08:00Yeah.
08:02Same page.
08:04Mm-hm.
08:08Right, Dad, I made you another Lemsip.
08:10He's only just had one.
08:12So?
08:14It's got paracetamol in it, one, every four hours.
08:17Oh, I'm sorry.
08:18I forgot.
08:19We're not all drug experts like you are.
08:21Just read the box, you stupid cow.
08:23Don't snap at me.
08:24He's my father.
08:25Please, please, both of you.
08:27I just need some rest.
08:29And you two squabbling like this doesn't help.
08:31I know.
08:32I know I shouldn't rise to it, Kenny.
08:34Oh, hello.
08:36I'm calling on behalf of Kenneth Barlow,
08:38number one Coronation Street.
08:41Well, he's got a slightly elevated temperature,
08:44headache and shivers.
08:45Dr Quinn, medicine woman to the rescue.
08:47Oh, they're going to see you one o'clock today.
08:50And they're going to give you the flu jab as well.
08:53You're going to get it this week anyway.
08:55That's very kind of you,
08:56to fit him in at such short notice.
08:58Much appreciated.
09:00I might have better get to work.
09:04Oh, Tracy, make sure he's not late.
09:07It's very kind of them to fit him in like that.
09:09I've got to go to work.
09:11Yeah.
09:12But your dad comes first, right?
09:14Because he is your dad and not mine,
09:17as you never get tired of reminding me.
09:19How bad do you actually feel, Dad?
09:25I feel quite shivery.
09:27Oh, could you get my tartan blanket for me, please?
09:30It's his favourite one when he's poorly.
09:33Isn't that right, Kenny?
09:34Yeah, old habits die hard.
09:36Yeah.
09:38Tracy?
09:40Yes, I'm quite capable of getting him his blanket.
09:45Big chest bottom of the bed.
09:48I knew that.
09:51You're enjoying this, aren't you?
09:53Well, it's about time she pulled away the lazy mare.
09:57Right?
09:58If you need me, Bell me, I am literally over the road.
10:02That's very kind.
10:03And don't be afraid to give her the run around before you do.
10:08I can.
10:09And what happens if she goes?
10:16I couldn't just stay while she's over there, could I?
10:19Well, she's 18.
10:20And she keeps reminding us.
10:21I mean, what would happen if she went on a gap year?
10:25Would you follow to Thailand with a pair of flip dots and a rucksack?
10:29Um, how's your life?
10:31Er, no news yet.
10:32Ben's on his way back from Hull now.
10:34I mean, he spoke to all his mates,
10:36and they all reckon he's on his way here, so...
10:38Yeah, I know how worried you must be.
10:40Not just as a couple, but as a mum.
10:42Yeah.
10:43We've had our own fair share of sleepless nights.
10:45With our little troublesome teen go and walk about from time to time, you know?
10:49What?
10:51What are you saying?
10:52It's not unusual for the lads at age, that's all.
10:56Well, listen, thank you.
10:57Honestly, everyone's been amazing.
10:58And we have just spoke to the police again, so...
11:01I'm sure they'll be here any minute.
11:02Ah, how's the project coming along?
11:09Good.
11:09Yeah, I'm halfway through.
11:11What, the whole project?
11:12No, the film Volcano.
11:14My dad told me about it.
11:15It's dead educational.
11:17Can I have a bag of crisps?
11:18Oh, I told you.
11:19I'm going to make you lunch in a bit.
11:20You're the one who made me come here.
11:22What's the point of me being in a pub if I can't even have a bag of crisps?
11:28Any news?
11:29No, police have just turned up, though.
11:42No, I'm here.
11:45But there's a problem.
11:47The police have just tipped up at the pub.
11:49I'll call you back.
11:59You all right, Ronnie?
12:11Hey!
12:13You not at the hotel today, then?
12:14One of the room flushes was bussed, so I decided to go and get the parts of myself.
12:20Blumber now and all, eh?
12:21As Jack says, there's nothing you can't teach yourself on a YouTube video.
12:24Well done.
12:26For mending bugs?
12:27For the support.
12:28Having you there is a godsend.
12:30And it really puts your mind at ease.
12:32I honestly don't know why she doesn't take some more time off.
12:34She's got plenty of help at the hotel now.
12:36You two should be sunning yourself somewhere exotic before the weather goes all apocalyptic again.
12:40You're doing it hanging out here when you need and baffles me.
12:43If it was up to me, you wouldn't see us for dust.
12:45But you know what she's like.
12:46With work.
12:47Well, maybe a two-pronged attack.
12:51The old pincer movement, huh?
12:52Exactly.
12:52And now I'm on board.
12:53There's nothing for her to do except for fuss and worry.
12:56Hmm.
12:56Hmm.
12:57In fact, you could also, you could sell it to her like it was a work trip.
13:01You know, visiting the vineyards of Spain or Greece with an eye on updating the wine list.
13:05I like the way you think.
13:06But I'd have to drop it into conversation, dead casual.
13:10You know, she hates people, don't know what to do.
13:12So for God's sake, whatever you do, don't tell her that we've put our heads together.
13:16All right?
13:17Mum's your wife.
13:17All right, my man.
13:19Have a good day.
13:20Good day, mate.
13:20All right.
13:26Sick of looking after Ken already.
13:28It's not that.
13:30Look, do you mind if I...
13:31Knock yourself out.
13:32He's with Dr. Gadass.
13:37It's not serious, is it?
13:38No, no.
13:39She just wants to run some tests.
13:42But it's got me thinking.
13:44I know we've got our differences.
13:46You reckon?
13:47Dad's no spring chicken.
13:49And it's going to take all of us to keep an eye on him until...
13:53Well, you know.
13:55One morning of looking after him and you're choosing the hymns already.
13:59You and Steve, I might not like it, but there's not much I can do about it.
14:04But the old man is really fond of you.
14:06God knows why, but he is.
14:09So, how about we call a truce for his sake?
14:14What is it you're after, Tracy?
14:16Peace and quiet, if I'm honest.
14:18And for Dad to have the best life possible.
14:20Well, I don't have a problem with that.
14:23So, you're going to welcome me into the bosom of the family, just like that?
14:28Well, it's not just like that, is it?
14:30I mean, we've been at each other's throats for months and months,
14:32and I don't know about you, but I'm sick of it.
14:35Yeah, mixed of us.
14:36And you were right this morning.
14:39I should be doing more to look after Dad.
14:41It's not just down to you, is it?
14:42No.
14:44I do a cos I'm fond of him.
14:46And that won't change.
14:47And you've got your job here now, haven't you?
14:50And who knows, you and Steve might not want to live round here forever.
14:54You wish.
14:56It's a fact.
14:58Dad's care does come down to me.
15:01And that's why I'm worried so much about the divorce and the shop.
15:06I mean, I was thinking about taking on a teenager part-time
15:09so I'd have more time to look after Dad.
15:12But if Steve wants half the shop,
15:15I'm going to be brassic after paying him off.
15:17But surely you're entitled to half of this place, too.
15:20What, half of this dump?
15:21Plus, it's half of Steve's share, so barely enough to buy a kebab.
15:27Tracy Barlow, you really are a piece of work, aren't you?
15:31So, you're using Ken to blackmail me into persuading Steve to drop your divorce demands?
15:39Well, it's not blackmail, is it?
15:40Well, it's not far off, is it?
15:42And then you'll go back to being the same lazy cow once the divorce papers are signed.
15:48You've got no idea the pressure that I'm under.
15:51Oh, please.
15:52Millions of carers are doing what you're having to do.
15:55But most of them do it without trying to benefit themselves.
15:59Up yours.
16:00I need a drink.
16:01Oh.
16:02Well, you can't go to the pub, can you?
16:04Eh?
16:05Because you've got to care for Ken.
16:07Who said anything about the pub?
16:09Eh?
16:09Don't you be touching that expensive wine I bought for him?
16:12Oh, yeah.
16:13Yeah, I forgot about that.
16:15Malbec, wasn't it?
16:16My favourite.
16:17Thanks for reminding me.
16:24So, you've spoken to the school and his mates?
16:26Yeah, he told them all he was coming straight here.
16:28It's ringing.
16:29What is?
16:30The speaking clock.
16:31What do you think?
16:32Will's phone.
16:33Well, now he's had it switched off till now.
16:35Gone to voicemail.
16:36Will, you've phoned us this second.
16:38Will, listen, sweetheart, you're not in any trouble.
16:41Can you please just come to the pub or just give us a phone call?
16:43Can you track this call?
16:45Well, not right this minute, obviously.
16:47At least we know he's still alive.
16:49Well, do it.
16:50Anyone could have his phone.
16:51He could have had it stolen.
16:52Oh, no.
17:01Captain call fixed toilets at your command, ma'am.
17:04Get over yourself.
17:05What do you want?
17:06A medal and a bottle of toilet, dog?
17:09What are you doing?
17:10Looking at holidays.
17:12Yeah.
17:13Ronnie thinks I could do with some time off and all, just like you.
17:17Great minds think alike.
17:19Yeah.
17:19And fools seldom differ.
17:22So, where are you thinking of going?
17:24Well, he had this idea of a working holiday.
17:29You know, touring round some of the vineyards in Europe.
17:33And let's be honest, our wine list could do with a bit of a revamp.
17:37So, it'd be a good way of killing two birds.
17:43Oh, hey.
17:45Look at this trip.
17:46Up the river, right in the heart of the city.
17:50Seven vineyards.
17:52Samplings in all of them.
17:54Won't be tipsy, won't we?
17:56Oh, hey.
17:56And lunch provided.
17:58Wow.
17:59Oh, and the weather's glorious this time of year.
18:01Yeah, well, compared to here.
18:03And some of the hotels.
18:04Some of them, they take your breath away.
18:07Right, check this one out.
18:09Beautiful.
18:09It used to be an old palace back in the day.
18:13Says here, fit for a queen.
18:15Oh, perfect for me, then.
18:16I'd be mad not to go.
18:17Yeah.
18:19It's Raphael.
18:21What's he ringing me for?
18:23Raphael, what are you ringing me for?
18:25I'm only in the bar.
18:27Oh, right.
18:31People on the phones these days.
18:34Excuse-moi.
18:35Back in a sec-y-wecky.
18:37Right for you.
18:38Oh, sorry for all me shouting.
18:54Can I have a word?
18:56Silent treatment over, is it?
18:58I've been thinking about what you said.
19:01Well, that'll be a first.
19:02And, yeah, I get that none of us can move to Spain just like that.
19:05Well, don't blame me for that, blame Brexit.
19:07But we could go for a bit, the three of us.
19:10And we'll see how it goes.
19:12I know you could talk Mum into it.
19:14Oh, let's see.
19:16But the weather here sucks.
19:17You know, we could go for a couple of months,
19:19get a nice filler, something.
19:22Yeah, Mum, so loads of holiday time,
19:24and Sarah could run this place standing on her head.
19:30Long holiday, Alicante.
19:33Just until the new year.
19:36It's not a hard sell, is it?
19:38Run, you silly cab, it's going to blow.
19:51Hey.
19:53Your will.
19:54How do you know?
19:55I've seen your posters.
19:57Listen, I need a favour.
19:58No, no, no, you need to go tell them you're here.
20:00They're going mad worrying about you.
20:01I will.
20:02But I need you to fetch me something.
20:04From my stuff inside.
20:05There's 20 quid in it for you, if you do.
20:07Oh, Raphael, eh?
20:17Handsome, but the brain of a puffer fish.
20:21He thought we had rat droppings.
20:24Turns out somebody'd upset a bag of sultanas.
20:28That's why I can't go away.
20:30I'm surrounded by numpties.
20:32Bit late now.
20:34Eh?
20:35Well, unless the website does refunds,
20:37but I don't think it's that simple.
20:39But I didn't book it.
20:41You must have done.
20:42Confirmation email pinged through
20:43when you went into the kitchen.
20:45Maybe you did it by accident.
20:47Happens all the time.
20:47Turn to me, Ken.
20:59Turn to me, Ken.
21:01You greedy, selfish...
21:12You greedy, selfish...
21:13Tracey!
21:24You stupid, stupid woman!
21:28You could have set the house on fire!
21:38Will!
21:40He was right here.
21:42What did he say?
21:43To fetch his passport and he'd hand me 20 quid.
21:45What the hell does he want his passport for?
21:47Oh, okay.
22:02Babe.
22:03Babe.
22:03Will you call me the minute you hear from him?
22:07Okay.
22:07Love you.
22:09Ben's still searching the streets.
22:11Well, if anyone can find him, Ben can.
22:14Right, Lily.
22:16Tell us again exactly what our will said to you.
22:19Word for word.
22:21Don't miss anything out.
22:23Think.
22:24Come on.
22:25Aye, go easy on her.
22:27Shall we, a kid?
22:28As is my grandson, who is missing.
22:31Lily.
22:32I don't know.
22:33He just said he needed his passport and that.
22:35He didn't say where he was going or anything.
22:37Useless.
22:38Aye, go easy on her.
22:40Asking her the same questions over and over again
22:42isn't going to unearth some big clue, you know.
22:44Have you finished, Leanne?
22:45Have you?
22:45I was just saying.
22:47Yeah.
22:48Well, for what it's worth,
22:50I just have this feeling,
22:53you know, a hunch, an instinct,
22:55call it what you will,
22:57but I don't think he's gone very far away at all.
22:59In fact, I think he's in the vicinity.
23:02Well, look, we're not going to get anywhere
23:03stood around arguing, are we?
23:05We just need to get out there and keep looking for him.
23:08Come on.
23:09Thank you, Lily.
23:12You are unbelievable.
23:17What?
23:18I thought I was bad, but you?
23:20You're just a massive, great lush.
23:22Oh, do you mind?
23:24Nobody wants to wake up to that face.
23:26I think your Steve would beg to differ.
23:28Ooh, my Steve.
23:31Fraudian slip, klaxon.
23:32Hey, hey, don't go changing the subject.
23:34You neglected your duties.
23:36Oh, what am I?
23:37A sergeant major?
23:38You're supposed to be looking after your poorly father,
23:41but instead, you're getting trashed and setting fire to the house.
23:45Thank God I came in when I did.
23:47The whole street could have gone up.
23:49I love how you've reinvented yourself as Little Miss Perfect.
23:53Oh, that poor man.
23:57He's probably got smoke inhalation on the lung.
24:00Someone better go and check on him.
24:02All right, I'm going.
24:06Oh.
24:08Removing the evidence.
24:10Killer move.
24:11Shut your face.
24:14Oh, Casey.
24:15You stink of booze.
24:18Why don't you go and clean your teeth?
24:20Lash yourself in that shower and make yourself look beautiful.
24:23And I'll see you in about three years' time.
24:26Get me?
24:31Come on, Debs.
24:32Don't get upset.
24:34Look on this as a blessing in disguise.
24:36Are you tapped?
24:37On what planet can there be a positive spin on this?
24:40If you're getting this muddled over Buckinghall,
24:42then you definitely needed one.
24:44Maybe I'll ask for my money back.
24:47You can't.
24:48You watch me.
24:49When I tell them I've got dementia,
24:50they'll be putty in my hands.
24:51Debbie.
24:52What?
24:52It was a last-minute deal.
24:54So?
24:54So it's non-refundable.
24:59Please.
25:00Be honest with Ronnie.
25:02Tell him what's going on.
25:06Don't you see, Carl?
25:08That's me problem.
25:13I don't know what's going on.
25:15It's all right, man.
25:44I don't know.
25:48But I always say it's bad to lie.
25:51I know.
25:53Can I have a cuddle?
25:56I need a nice big hug today.
26:05Tea.
26:06Makes everything OK.
26:09Well, if only.
26:11So,
26:12Spain.
26:14Oh, do we have to?
26:15I'll sit to death of talking about it if I'm being honest.
26:17Well, I find honesty is the best policy.
26:20Do you know what?
26:21I'm probably going to go to sleep tonight
26:22and dream that I'm bullfighting in a flaming flamenco dress.
26:26Reductive.
26:28So, I've been thinking.
26:30Yeah, aren't we all overthinking?
26:32And I thought
26:34it's been ages since I felt some sun on my back.
26:38OK.
26:40And I thought
26:41that we maybe could go on a little holiday.
26:44together and
26:45maybe we could let
26:47Betsy hang out with Becky a bit
26:49and we could do our own thing.
26:50Maybe
26:51go check out some sights and stuff.
26:55That's very kind of you.
26:56I thought so.
26:58Quite magnanimous, actually.
27:00Oh.
27:01Look it up.
27:02People usually say magnanimous in defeat.
27:08Well,
27:09defeat needs some sand in between the toes, so
27:12it ain't the most of it.
27:14That's very loud.
27:26Oh, one second.
27:29Oh.
27:29I'm quite noise sensitive.
27:32Not very good with multiple stimuli.
27:34Sorry, my head's a bit,
27:36you know,
27:36well,
27:37that's a bit.
27:37I know.
27:38Sorry, hon.
27:38It's the domestic goddess of me.
27:40I see it.
27:41I do it.
27:41Anyway, come on.
27:42Sit yourself down, Kenny lad.
27:44I have made you a gorgeous egg butty
27:47to help you build up your strength.
27:49Yeah, well,
27:49Tracy's been an awful long time in the bathroom.
27:54Constipation can be a very unwelcome guest.
27:56It sounded like she was in the shower.
27:58Oh, well.
27:59What do I know?
28:00Anyway,
28:02sandwich.
28:02Oh.
28:03You love my cooking, don't you?
28:05Hey?
28:06And you can't go wrong with an egg butty.
28:08Do you know,
28:09if I was on death row,
28:12I think I'd have one of them for me last supper.
28:14It's the last supper from the Bible, isn't that?
28:17It is.
28:18Yeah.
28:18I love the scriptures, me.
28:20In another life,
28:21I could have been a nun.
28:23Oh.
28:24What?
28:25What on earth has happened
28:27to the tablecloth?
28:29Oh.
28:31Um,
28:32have you any idea
28:33where the tablecloth is?
28:34Hmm.
28:36I'm sure Silla Black here
28:37has spilt the tea
28:38about me being drunk as a skunk
28:40and nearly burning the house down.
28:42Slight exaggeration.
28:44Anyway,
28:45in my defence,
28:46on reflection,
28:47she's to blame.
28:48No idea what you're talking about.
28:51Practically poured it down my neck.
28:53Actually,
28:54Tracy,
28:55love,
28:56I think you'll find
28:57I haven't said a word.
28:58And as for force and booze down,
29:00you screech
29:01while I didn't...
29:02You were drunk?
29:03Was she?
29:04I can't lie.
29:05It's not in me nature.
29:07Yes,
29:07she was.
29:08Candles burning,
29:09tablecloth practically ablaze the lot.
29:11It's a good job I came in
29:12when I did.
29:13Really?
29:14Yeah.
29:14I mean,
29:14I have been in rehab
29:15with some chronic alcoholics,
29:17but even I was like,
29:18wow.
29:20Tracy,
29:21show Cassie some respect.
29:23Oh,
29:23thank you,
29:24Ken.
29:25I really appreciate that.
29:27Because when you think about it,
29:29I've saved lives today.
29:31Just call me
29:32the 4th Emergency Service.
29:34Tell him.
29:40Right,
29:41well,
29:42erm,
29:43I've been getting myself
29:46into a bit of a,
29:48a bit of a pickle.
29:50Getting confused.
29:53Well,
29:53that's understandable.
29:54Unfortunately,
29:56it comes with the turf.
29:58You're calling me a turf?
30:01I don't know why I'm joking.
30:03No,
30:04you can do whatever you want to do,
30:05right?
30:06Don't beat yourself up so much.
30:10Well,
30:11the thing is,
30:13I,
30:14erm,
30:14I,
30:15I think my symptoms
30:19are getting worse.
30:21Yeah.
30:23I'm wondering if I've had
30:24another TIA.
30:27You know,
30:27in my sleep.
30:31Because,
30:31yeah,
30:32yeah,
30:32that would make sense.
30:33It's okay,
30:35come in.
30:36It's okay.
30:43I'm a bit scared.
30:47I know,
30:47darling.
30:50I know.
30:53Which is why,
30:54erm,
30:55this holiday
30:56couldn't have come
30:57at a better time.
30:58Hmm?
30:58Presumably,
31:00that is why
31:01you suggested it for me.
31:04Was it not your idea?
31:07Well,
31:08we all need a little,
31:09little push sometimes,
31:10don't we?
31:13Who cares
31:14whose idea it is?
31:16Mm-hmm.
31:17That's the spirit.
31:18Come at you.
31:21Oh,
31:22it's not good,
31:24is it?
31:25Hey,
31:25give yourself a break.
31:28Literally.
31:30And figuratively.
31:32Oh,
31:33figuratively.
31:35Figuratively.
31:35I do love a man
31:39with a big bitch,
31:40Harry.
31:45Stop it!
31:47Hmm.
31:49Any joy?
31:50Take a wild guess.
31:51I will kill him.
31:52I will,
31:52I will kill him.
31:54Just wait till I get my hands on him.
31:55Why is he doing this?
31:56Oh,
31:56don't be like that.
31:57Anything could have happened to him.
31:58Oh,
31:58babe,
31:58don't make it look like he's been kidnapped or something.
32:00You never know,
32:01yeah,
32:01it's some right horror stories.
32:02Will you stop it?
32:03Stop saying things like that.
32:04And is that before or after he came back to get his passport?
32:07Because I don't recall Lily saying he had two dodgy geezers in tow,
32:10hoping the gun to his head.
32:11I will,
32:11I'll ring his neck.
32:14Well.
32:15Usually if I'm in trouble,
32:17you'd call me William.
32:18Oh my God.
32:19Where have you been,
32:20son?
32:21Are you okay?
32:23I'm fine.
32:23I'm fine.
32:24What's happened?
32:32You remember Megan?
32:41My coach?
32:42Former coach.
32:43Of course,
32:43but how come he was with you?
32:45I found him using the showers at the sports complex this lunchtime.
32:49I got the shock of my life,
32:50actually.
32:51He'd bedded down in one of the changing rooms.
32:55Really?
32:56Got him in the car,
32:57drove him straight back.
32:58And you didn't think of picking up the phone and calling us?
33:01I could see he was a flight risk.
33:04All right,
33:04maybe that's dramatic,
33:05but I was convinced he was going to run off again,
33:07so.
33:08Well,
33:08you could have called the police.
33:10And I was right,
33:11wasn't I?
33:11Because as soon as we get back here,
33:12he's legged it again.
33:14Sorry.
33:15Sorry.
33:15I've found this pretty stressful.
33:17Yeah,
33:17I can imagine we've been worried sick.
33:20I just,
33:20I wanted to get him home in one piece,
33:23and I did,
33:23so.
33:25Job done.
33:25Yeah.
33:26Stop having a go at her.
33:27She's done nothing wrong.
33:29Yeah,
33:30of course.
33:30Thank you,
33:30Megan.
33:32I should have called you.
33:33Of course I should.
33:34But,
33:34I was that scared he'd disappear.
33:37I just,
33:37I didn't want to risk it.
33:39I'm sorry.
33:40I was wrong.
33:42Well,
33:42he's here now,
33:43so.
33:43Yeah,
33:43and we are really grateful.
33:45Aye,
33:45we are that.
33:47I'm,
33:47I'm sorry I put you through it.
33:49I wasn't thinking straight.
33:51Look,
33:51how much do we owe you?
33:52I feel we should pay you for your time.
33:53Eva,
33:54go and get the petty cash,
33:55even just for petrol.
33:55Put your money away.
33:57I'm just glad he's home and safe.
33:59And not in some pigging changing room in Hull,
34:03come here.
34:07What?
34:08Carla wants to come to Spain?
34:10Does she have to ruin everything?
34:12Pat,
34:12she won't be hanging out with us two.
34:14You know,
34:14her and mum are going to do their own thing.
34:16Yeah.
34:19Of course,
34:19you're right.
34:20Sorry,
34:21what am I like?
34:23That is fantastic.
34:25I'm absolutely brilliant.
34:27I am so.
34:29Tough.
34:29She doesn't ruin everything.
34:31No,
34:31I know.
34:33I just,
34:34I worry about her sometimes.
34:37I mean,
34:38is she a little bit volatile?
34:42I mean,
34:42I heard the way she spoke to you
34:44and you must be so used to it now
34:45that you don't even see it anymore.
34:47But some people,
34:48not me,
34:50might say she's a bit toxic.
34:54I mean,
34:54threatening to kill me,
34:55that wasn't nice,
34:56was it?
34:57Oh,
34:58I don't know.
34:59Maybe I'm wrong.
35:00She was really good
35:03to me and mum
35:04when you were,
35:06when you were dead.
35:08Yeah,
35:09everyone has their moments
35:10and
35:10I think it's really good
35:13that she wants to come.
35:14Do you know?
35:15Her and mum can do their own thing.
35:17We can do ours
35:17without them interfering.
35:24As if I wasn't hurtling
35:25to an early grave already
35:27with all of the stress
35:28that this family causes me.
35:30You have taken
35:31ten years off my life.
35:32I hope you know that.
35:33I'm so sorry, Nana.
35:35I'll tell you
35:36when you'll really be sorry.
35:37If you'll ever do it again.
35:40Now come here
35:41and give me a hug,
35:42you big yeejit.
35:44Er,
35:45don't I get one?
35:46Oh,
35:47come here,
35:47Sushi.
35:50Don't call me that.
35:52Are you coming
35:53to the fireworks
35:54tonight with us?
35:55Er,
35:56we've only just got back,
35:57sweetheart.
35:57You must be knackered
35:58after all the excitement.
36:00Excitement.
36:01You know what I mean.
36:01Right,
36:02enough of this
36:03chitty-chatting.
36:04I'm sure Ben
36:05will be wanting
36:06to have some serious words.
36:08Talk some sense
36:09into the lad.
36:10Actually,
36:10yeah,
36:10can yous all
36:11give us some space?
36:13Come on,
36:13trouble.
36:14Let's get you ready
36:14for them fireworks,
36:15eh?
36:15I need my nails
36:16to you
36:17and have you seen
36:17the state of them.
36:19Now take as long
36:20as you want.
36:22We will.
36:29Thanks for the permission,
36:30Maggie.
36:32So come on, lad.
36:34Tell me what this
36:35is all about.
36:35I've told you
36:36so many times,
36:38Dad,
36:38but you just
36:38won't listen.
36:40Tell me again
36:41and maybe I will.
36:41I don't want
36:42to leave Hull.
36:43All of my mates
36:44are there.
36:44I don't believe you.
36:45Who do I know here?
36:47You know us.
36:48Look me in the eye, son,
36:49and tell me that again.
36:50Tell you what?
36:50Because if this is
36:51about wanting to be in Hull,
36:52how come you needed
36:52your passport?
36:56I don't know.
36:56I just did.
36:57Really?
36:58You sure about that?
37:00And what about
37:01the love letter
37:01that we found?
37:02You sure it didn't
37:02have anything to do
37:03with that?
37:04Oh, great.
37:05So you've been
37:05going through
37:06my things as well?
37:07Nice one.
37:07Well, for your information,
37:09that was from
37:09ages back.
37:10God, you're embarrassing.
37:12Do you think
37:12I came down
37:13in the last short?
37:14You must have done
37:15because you're so wrong
37:16it's laughable.
37:16Don't speak to me
37:17like that.
37:18Like what?
37:18Like I'm a piece
37:19of dirt in your shoe.
37:20All right, okay.
37:22This has gone too far now.
37:23Let's just take
37:24five minutes.
37:26Now, neither of us
37:27want you running off again.
37:28Do we, Ben?
37:29Of course not.
37:32Why don't I run you
37:33a nice hot bath
37:34and then we can start
37:35again afresh, right?
37:37Right.
37:38You just need a night
37:38in front of the telly,
37:39chilled.
37:40Good night, Skip.
37:42Look, we can chat
37:43again tomorrow, okay?
37:48I'm going to make
37:49this work, okay?
37:52Okay?
37:54Okay.
37:54Where have you been?
38:08Nowhere.
38:10You know it's
38:10geographically impossible, right?
38:12Not if there was
38:12an actual village
38:13called Nowhere.
38:14There is, actually.
38:15It's in Norfolk.
38:16You ever been to Norfolk?
38:17May I?
38:18Which time did you get?
38:18Very, very funny.
38:20Actually, hold up,
38:21Bez.
38:22We need a chat.
38:24About Spain.
38:26Do we have to?
38:26I'm a little bit
38:27spained out
38:28at the moment.
38:30No, it can always wait.
38:31Maybe she's changing her mind.
38:42Maybe she's changing her mind.
38:44I'm cussing everything.
38:45Why did you feel the need
38:57to get so drunk?
39:00I'm working up to it.
39:01Oh, the suspense
39:03is killing me.
39:03You're boring
39:04the liver out of me, hon.
39:07My divorce lawyer
39:09has dropped me.
39:10Okay?
39:11So maybe that's
39:12why I'm a little bit
39:13all over the place.
39:15So go on, then.
39:16Have a good laugh
39:17at my expense.
39:18Why did he drop you?
39:20Why did he drop you, Tracy?
39:23Because I can't afford
39:25to pay him.
39:26Satisfied?
39:27Not really, no.
39:29You can't use that
39:30as an excuse
39:30for what you've done.
39:32It's not an excuse, Dad.
39:33It's an explanation.
39:35No judgment here, babes.
39:37Well, maybe a little.
39:39You know what that means, though?
39:41What?
39:42It means that you and Steve
39:44can move forward
39:45with finalising the divorce
39:46by signing the thing,
39:48what was it,
39:49the conditional order.
39:50No.
39:51No way.
39:52That business is mine,
39:54not his.
39:55He's not having
39:56half of my flower shop.
39:57Divorce is a messy business.
39:59Why are you so obsessed
40:01with me, Cassie?
40:02Not sure where you get
40:04that idea from, love.
40:05You are intent
40:06on getting your hands
40:07on everything that's mine.
40:09Well, I'll tell you something.
40:10I will stay married
40:12to Steve for the rest
40:13of my life
40:13if it means
40:14I keep my shop.
40:15You wouldn't dare.
40:17Watch me.
40:18I'm not being funny, Ken.
40:23Well, she doesn't do herself
40:24any favours, does she?
40:25She really does not.
40:30That's the main swimming pool.
40:31Ooh.
40:32No, actually,
40:33I think that's the infinity pool.
40:35Eh.
40:36Oh, you know,
40:36I think you're right.
40:38This holiday
40:38is just what the doctor ordered.
40:41And the business
40:41will be in safe hands
40:42while you're away.
40:43I've got all the info
40:44on all the events
40:45that are happening
40:45in your absence.
40:46And we've been through it all,
40:47haven't we?
40:48Yep, and we'll go through it again
40:49before you leave
40:50just to be on the safe side.
40:51I want you to be able
40:52to completely relax
40:53while you're on this holiday.
40:54And Ryan's going to step up.
40:55Yeah.
40:56He's really trustworthy,
40:57is our right.
40:58Yeah.
40:59Yeah, of course.
40:59He's the top bloke.
41:02Just want to make sure
41:03he doesn't feel overwhelmed.
41:04Oh.
41:05Oh, you're a good man, you child.
41:10Apart from when you're sleeping
41:11with your brother's wife
41:12and doing them dodgy MOTs.
41:17Anyway, in order for all this to work,
41:21I will need to access
41:23your business account
41:24just to make some payments,
41:26transfer VATs,
41:27that sort of thing.
41:27Oh, no, don't be daft.
41:29I can sort all that out
41:30on one of my many gadabout vineyard tours.
41:33I must remember not to swallow.
41:35Just spit.
41:38You must be so relieved.
41:40Yeah.
41:42So what did he say?
41:44What was it all about?
41:45I didn't get very far, Ma.
41:47Kids, huh?
41:48They keep their cards
41:49very close to their chests.
41:51You were the same.
41:52I never ran away.
41:53No, you were a good boy.
41:55But a closed book sometimes, Leanne.
41:58Hell yeah.
41:59Right?
42:00It's my fault, though.
42:01We did this big move for me.
42:03Oh, shush, darling.
42:04He just wants to be with his mates.
42:05It's not your fault, Eba.
42:07No, it's not.
42:09You've changed your tune.
42:10It's a lady's prerogative.
42:12He's hiding something, Ma.
42:14Sure, we're all hiding something, son.
42:17Every single one of us.
42:19You just have to find a clever way
42:20to chip at the layers.
42:22I will.
42:23I'll get to the bottom of it.
42:25You just wait and see.
42:25I'm so sorry.
42:45What were you thinking,
42:46going for your passport?
42:47What?
42:48We can't run away abroad.
42:51We need to stop people being suspicious.
42:53Not encourage it.
42:56Oh, God.
42:57Now the police are going to be sniffing around and...
42:59I can't.
42:59I can't live with them, will you?
43:00Just calm down, darling, OK?
43:02You've got to stop being a loose cannon.
43:05Yeah.
43:07I'm working a plan.
43:08Come on.
43:10Plan for us to be together.
43:12How long will that take?
43:13Chill your boobs.
43:16We'll be together again soon.
43:19We just need to bide our time.
43:32We'll be together again soon.
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