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00:00What do you fancy? Do you fancy some jam on toast?
00:26Or you could have boiled egg and soldiers if you like.
00:29You've got some bare-faced cheek.
00:34Sneaking out of here, are we?
00:37I take it you've stayed over with Carl?
00:40Or have you just picked up some random from the bar?
00:43Can we not do this in front of him, please?
00:45Oh, OK.
00:47So it's all right for you to carry on with Carl in front of him, is it?
00:50How do you live with yourself, eh?
00:53Ruining the lives of those boys.
00:55And for what, eh? A quick bunk-up?
00:58Look, I know you hate me.
01:00And you're right, sir.
01:02But me and Carl love each other.
01:04And we wish we didn't, but we do.
01:06Well, that's all that matters then, isn't it? Eh?
01:09What you want.
01:10From now on, you stay away from my family.
01:15Yeah?
01:16In fact, you can move as far away from here as possible.
01:20Greenland's nice this time of year.
01:22And then we can just all pretend you never existed.
01:27You OK?
01:28Hmm.
01:29You OK?
01:30Hmm.
01:31Been better, but yeah.
01:32I'm OK.
01:33Do you want a brew?
01:34I can stick kettle on if you want.
01:35No, you're alright.
01:36You're alright.
01:37You get off.
01:38It's late.
01:39It feels weird.
02:10Just so quiet.
02:11Well, better get used to it.
02:14Why would she even do this?
02:16With him?
02:18I thought she loved us.
02:20She loves you?
02:21No, she doesn't.
02:23I hate her for this.
02:40I don't know.
02:49I'm down.
02:51Oh, stupid.
02:54So, I'm running out of tight, Rage.
02:56I don't see what we have to wear them for, anyway.
02:58I don't know. Sign of respect.
03:00Can't get yourself lucky you don't have to wear one every day.
03:03Come here.
03:07If you want something done properly.
03:08Well, we can't do it from this side, then.
03:12Well, with that in mind, I've got some ironing you can do later.
03:15Very funny.
03:17You be careful, or I'll tie it tighter.
03:22Things will go fine today.
03:25I wish you were with me.
03:27Is there, like...
03:28There's no way you can take a few hours off this afternoon.
03:30I can't.
03:32George has messed up. He's, um, double-booked us.
03:35Two funerals.
03:36Two?
03:37Yep.
03:38It's gonna be like Piccadilly Circus.
03:40Right, let's have a look at you.
03:43It's straightening up a bit, but...
03:46Looks sexy in black.
03:49You know, I know I wasn't the biggest fan of Noah.
03:53Understatement.
03:53Well, I do also know that things were complicated between the two of you.
04:00So, it's no wonder that you feel confused.
04:03Things will get better, though.
04:05Hey, how about I treat you to a quick coffee?
04:08Before you head off.
04:10Oh, it's better than not.
04:11Can you believe that Shanice's teacher had a go at me again when I dropped her off?
04:28Well, what have you done this time?
04:30It was about her homework.
04:32You know that igloo?
04:33She said she looked like she hadn't made much effort.
04:37Well, I spent all weekend making that for her.
04:39I know.
04:40So, did you drop in on Kev?
04:42Well, I'm going to do that later.
04:44Mm-hmm.
04:45Do you think he's going to be all right?
04:47Oh, I don't know.
04:49It's one thing I'll betraying him, but I'll be.
04:56Tricia?
04:57Are you texting each other?
04:59No, no.
05:00She just wanted a recommendation for a restaurant or something.
05:03What, and you really expect me to believe that?
05:07All right, so because we knew each other when we were kids,
05:09we're suddenly having a secret affair, are we?
05:11Er, who said anything about a secret affair?
05:13Well, that's obviously what you're thinking.
05:16No, it wasn't till now.
05:18You know what?
05:19If you're going to be like this, I'm just going to go.
05:21Now, hang on a minute, Tim.
05:22What is going on here?
05:23Nothing.
05:25Nothing's going on.
05:26I'm going to work.
05:34So, er, what are you doing after you finish cleaning?
05:36I don't know.
05:38Why are you asking?
05:39No reason.
05:41I thought, er, maybe we could do something.
05:44Oh.
05:45Like what?
05:46I'll take you for a drink at the Rovers.
05:48Oh, hello.
05:49Hello.
05:50There's an offer you can't resist.
05:52Oh, do you not think I might stay at home?
05:53Put my feet up, watch a bit of Virgin River.
05:54Oh, do you watch it?
05:55No.
05:56It's my go-to for a girly night in.
05:58Yeah, me too.
05:59Oh, Jack Sheridan.
06:01Do you know, I think I love him more than that fella from Yellowstone.
06:04Kevin Costner?
06:05No, he's son, Casey.
06:06Oh, you dirty cow.
06:07See ya.
06:09Ta-ra, love me.
06:12Tell you what.
06:13Why don't I take you out for your tea to the bistro?
06:17Order a nice bottle of wine.
06:18That's more like it.
06:20All right then.
06:21Jack Sheridan.
06:22See you later.
06:23See you back at the office.
06:24See you later.
06:25Hi, hello.
06:27Hiya.
06:29Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
06:30There are two seconds of the tables.
06:32Hello.
06:33If Theo asks, you've double booked two funerals.
06:37Sorry?
06:38I'll explain later.
06:40You and Christina look very loved up.
06:42Oh, don't know about that.
06:45Although I have just asked her out for a tea at the bistro.
06:47Very smooth.
06:49Don't suppose you and Theo could join us, could you?
06:51Uh, look, Theo's, um, not going to be in the mood.
06:55He's going to know his funeral is now.
06:59Who is that?
07:00Oh, it's Pete.
07:01He's a local property developer.
07:03Me and Gary have got a meeting with him tomorrow about a job.
07:05Sounds lucrative.
07:06Yeah, it could be.
07:07Yeah.
07:09You seem very relaxed, George, considering you've got two funerals on today.
07:12What?
07:12Oh, yeah.
07:15No, I probably should be getting back, shouldn't I?
07:18Like, er, hope everything goes okay with Noah's.
07:21Oh, cheers.
07:22All right.
07:24I won't be long with George.
07:25Yeah, take your time.
07:27All right, I, er, get some drinks.
07:40Knock, knock.
07:40Oh, she's up, which is good.
07:44But she hasn't finished her breakfast, which is bad.
07:47Yeah, have you seen it?
07:48Are you kidding, honey?
07:49It looks delicious.
07:50Anyway, your father has brought you some magazines and a jigsaw puzzle.
07:58Well.
07:58Come on, honey.
07:59We used to love doing this when you were younger.
08:02Yeah, when I was about six.
08:03Yeah, I need to give it a go, babe.
08:04Look, it's one of those narrowly, er, factory scenes.
08:07Look, we're going to have so much fun putting all these little merch stick people back to you.
08:10Do you want to give it a go again?
08:12Yeah, maybe later.
08:13You know, when, er, Peter was really low, he said these things were a real lifeline.
08:18Look, Dad, look, I get what you're saying, but can we just...
08:21Can I just drop it?
08:22Okay, I will.
08:22So, er, hey, any more thoughts on what we were talking about yesterday, you know, your course?
08:31Well, I've already told you.
08:33Okay, I've made up my mind.
08:34And I know that things seem really bad right now, okay, well, a little bit of support, a bit of counselling.
08:39You'd be on your feet in no time, babe.
08:41Well, and then what?
08:43What, everything will just go back to the way it was before?
08:46No.
08:47No, it won't.
08:50No, all I did was try and help people.
08:54And what did I get in return, eh?
08:57I've got people hating and attacking me.
09:01I've made up my mind, and I'm quitting.
09:04Hiya.
09:07It's a bit late to be heading off to school, innit?
09:09Is that your breakfast?
09:13Look, I know you'll never forgive me, but I still really care about you, Jack.
09:17I love you, and I always will.
09:20How's your dad? Is he okay?
09:21Are you for real?
09:22No, he isn't okay.
09:24He's sitting at home in his pyjamas because he's too depressed to open up the garage.
09:27So don't talk about us like you actually give a damn.
09:34Late start?
09:39I wish.
09:41What's up?
09:42Ah, nothing important.
09:44No, go on.
09:46I've just been feeling really wiped out lately, like I've run a marathon.
09:50And I also found blood in my... you know.
09:53All right, well, have you told Dr Gaddaas?
09:56Yeah, she said it's probably nothing.
09:59Is that all she said?
10:01Is it?
10:02I mean, keep this between us, but she did say that just to be on the safe side,
10:08I should probably go to the hospital and get a camera put up there.
10:11Right.
10:12So that's where I'm going now.
10:14Well, you think I'm not going with you?
10:16I haven't told him.
10:17He's got enough on his plate with Noah's funeral.
10:20That's where he is now.
10:21I still think you should have told him.
10:23All right, look, I'll take you.
10:25No, you don't have to do that.
10:26I'm coming. No arguments.
10:28What?
10:28Thanks.
10:29We'll get a sherbet lemon afterwards.
10:31Only if you're a good boy, you don't make too much of a fuss.
10:34Come on.
10:40Hey-ya.
10:41Oh, it's you.
10:43I was looking for Tim. Have you seen him?
10:45No.
10:46Oh.
10:48Right, well, if you do see him, could you let him know I'm looking for him?
10:53Shall I let Sally know as well?
10:55I'm sorry.
10:57His wife.
10:59Only she might not be overly enthused knowing that you're sniffing around after him.
11:05Sniffing around?
11:07That is what you're doing, isn't it?
11:08I was passing.
11:10Thought I'd come and say hello to an old friend.
11:11Now, there's not a law against that, is there?
11:14There is for grooming.
11:15I'm sorry.
11:16I think you've got me confused with someone else.
11:18I know.
11:19Tim told me all about how you abused him as a boy.
11:25All right?
11:27Did you tell him that I abused you?
11:31We're going to about go seven.
11:33Then how come he's just accused me of it?
11:35What are you doing there?
12:02I ran into Jack on his way to the tram.
12:05Can't have.
12:06He left ages ago.
12:07He had a bag of crisps and one of them energy drinks.
12:09He's obviously stopped off at the shops.
12:11Wherever else.
12:17He's worried about you.
12:19Are you OK because you don't look it?
12:21Close the door on the way out.
12:23Look, whatever's going on between us, I need to know that Jack's going to be all right.
12:27And what's that supposed to mean?
12:29He's eating junk food for breakfast.
12:31He's wagging off.
12:32Are you sure you're in the right place to look after him at the minute?
12:34What, you come in here and ask me that?
12:36Kev, he needs his dad more than ever.
12:40But you're not much used to him lying here watching television in your pyjamas.
12:44Do one.
12:45I mean it.
12:46Sling it up.
12:47Oh, come on, Kev.
12:48We need to be able to talk about this.
12:49No.
12:50Jack has got nothing to do with you anymore.
12:53You made that clear when you walked out the door and abandoned him.
12:56I did not abandon him.
12:58That's exactly what you did.
12:59You know what?
12:59Maybe I should be more concerned how Alfie is.
13:02Alfie's fine.
13:04So where is her?
13:05Palmed him off on someone else so you can carry on with me brother?
13:09Carl's looking after him since you ask.
13:10He's taken him to nursery.
13:14Give me your key.
13:15Oh.
13:15Your key.
13:21And what about all my stuff?
13:22You can pick it up later.
13:25Well, probably won't be needing it anyway.
13:28We're thinking of moving away.
13:30What?
13:31You leaving Weatherfield?
13:32Well, I haven't got much choice, have I?
13:34What Tim and I had together was completely consensual.
13:39How can it have been?
13:40You were in your 20s and he was 14.
13:43I don't know what planet you're orbiting around, but where I come from, that's illegal.
13:47Sorry, I'm not stopping here to be accused of being some sort of predator.
13:51Guilty conscience.
13:56I can't believe you betray my trust like that.
13:58I betrayed you.
13:58What about her?
14:00It was a stupid fling.
14:01You were a boy.
14:02She should never have taken advantage of you.
14:04You know what?
14:04This conversation's over.
14:06Tim, Tim.
14:07I'm sorry.
14:09Maybe it wasn't my place to intervene.
14:11No, it wasn't.
14:12Look, if you're not going to take my word for it, I implore you, talk to Sally.
14:18I'm not going to talk to Sally.
14:19Why?
14:20Because you know she'll agree with me.
14:21No, because she'll fly off the handle, won't she?
14:24She already thinks there's something going on between us.
14:25Is there?
14:26No.
14:27Then talk to her.
14:28Don't be surprised if she says the same as me.
14:30I'm sorry, but you're going to have to stop deluding yourself and face the facts.
14:35That woman abused you.
14:40You can't.
14:42I'm the only dad Alfie knows.
14:43He's like me own.
14:44Yeah, I know that.
14:45So why has he got to suffer so you can have a bit on the side?
14:48A bit on the side?
14:48Do you know what?
14:49Maybe I should go.
14:50Why?
14:50Because you don't want to hear the truth.
14:52No, because I am sick of people looking down the noses at me, acting like they're all
14:55so perfect.
14:56Well, you should have thought about that before you betrayed me with me own brother.
14:59I've lost everything because of you.
15:01But it doesn't have to be like that, Kev.
15:03You'll find someone else.
15:04Someone who deserves you more.
15:06Oh, just go.
15:07I'm not going anywhere until I know Jack's going to be okay.
15:09I swear to God, if you don't leave, I'll throw you out with me bare hands.
15:13Hey.
15:29I popped in for some milk.
15:31We've run out at the caf.
15:36How's Asha doing?
15:37Yeah, not good.
15:38But then again, that idiot father tries to cheer her up with a Lowry jigsaw puzzle and
15:42she couldn't have been any less interested.
15:44I'm more surprised all those little matchstick people.
15:47I'm sorry.
15:48Do you think this is funny?
15:48No.
15:49Is this a joke?
15:50No, no.
15:50No, good.
15:50Because thanks to your meddling, I could barely get two words out of her.
15:53I'm sorry, love.
15:54I just should have kept my big mouth shut again.
16:00I'm sorry.
16:02I'm sorry, and it's me.
16:04It's me.
16:05I'm just so scared.
16:06I wonder if she tries this again.
16:08No, no, no.
16:08She won't.
16:08She won't.
16:09Okay, but you weren't there.
16:10I've never seen her this low.
16:13Come here.
16:15Come here.
16:15It's all right.
16:16It's okay.
16:18It's okay.
16:20Thanks for being there today.
16:22It really helped to have you there for moral support.
16:25Yeah, not that you needed it.
16:26You're too busy gawping at that doctor.
16:29I've only got eyes for one man, thank you very much.
16:32And that's Theo.
16:33Mm-hmm.
16:35You are going to tell him what's going on, aren't you?
16:37Yes.
16:37As soon as I get the results.
16:41I'm sure that everything will be fine.
16:44Oh, here he is.
16:45Not a word.
16:47All right.
16:48Hey.
16:49All right.
16:50I thought you were rushed off your feet.
16:52Well, I was, but all done and dusted now.
16:55Dust being the appropriate word.
16:57How was your funeral?
16:58Oh, let me get a pint first.
16:59I need it.
17:00Well, I'll get him in.
17:01Billy?
17:01Eh, no.
17:02No, no, no.
17:02I need to get off.
17:04Hmm.
17:05Something I said?
17:05No, no.
17:06Something I've got to say.
17:08I'm going to go and speak at a parish support group.
17:11That's right.
17:11I'll see you both later.
17:17Bit weird.
17:19Him scarping as soon as I come in.
17:20You've got a support group.
17:23So, how come you were both whispering?
17:27We weren't.
17:28All right.
17:29Must be my, er, imagination then.
17:32The usual.
17:33I'm just going to pop to the toilet first.
17:39Hi, er.
17:40Hi, er.
17:41Have you, er, seen Tim?
17:43I've been winging him all day and he's not answering.
17:45No, he's not been in love.
17:46Is everything okay?
17:47No, not really.
17:48We had a bit of a barney earlier on.
17:51You and all.
17:52Sorry?
17:53Oh, ignore me.
17:54Shooting my mouth off as usual.
17:56No, no.
17:56Go on.
17:57Well, it's just Brian bobbed in for his dinner a while back and said him and Tim had been
18:02having words as well.
18:04What about?
18:05What?
18:06It's not my place to say.
18:07But seeing as you're asking, I think it's something to do with Tricia.
18:14Thank you, Glenda.
18:15Yeah.
18:16They're bound to be upset, but they'll get over it, eventually.
18:23Kev, maybe, but I don't think Jack will ever forgive me.
18:26I don't think Debbie will, either.
18:28Well, ignore her.
18:28She's not exactly Mother Teresa.
18:30Look, the last thing I want to do is stop Kevin seeing Alfie, but, I don't know, after
18:36this morning, the amount of hate I got off everyone, I think she might be right.
18:39We've been over this, though.
18:40It's not that simple.
18:42Let's just leave it a bit longer before we do anything rash.
18:45Yeah?
18:47Right.
18:48Sorry about that.
18:49I can do your lattes now.
18:51But you might want to pop in and check on Kev first.
18:53Kev, why?
18:54Well, he was throwing a load of stuff out into the street, and from the looks of it,
18:57one is...
19:01Oh.
19:01Right, then, what terminal's that, then?
19:08Right, what time do you want to pick it up, love?
19:11OK.
19:12Yeah.
19:14Right.
19:15What are you doing here?
19:16I want to know what is going on between you and Tricia, without you walking off and ignoring
19:21me.
19:22All right, can we talk about it later, cos I'm just in the middle of dealing with the government?
19:24Oh, yeah.
19:26Not anymore, you know.
19:27What are you doing?
19:28You can't do that.
19:29Look, you tell me the truth, or I'm warning you now, I won't be at home when you get back
19:35tonight.
19:36There's nothing going on between us.
19:38So why are you acting strange?
19:41And don't say you're not, Tim, because I know that you had an argument with Brian earlier
19:45on.
19:46Brian told you?
19:48It's not important, Tim.
19:49Who told me?
19:50What is important is, I'm your wife, Tim.
19:54I have a right to know.
19:55Right, well, it's got nothing to do with us, right?
19:57It's about me and Tricia and what happened in the past.
20:01What did happen in the past?
20:05Well, there might be a bit more to it than that.
20:08How much more?
20:09Well, Brian keeps banging on about the age gap between us, but I don't know what he's
20:13making a little fuss about.
20:14What age gap?
20:16I was 14.
20:18Well, how old was she?
20:2020-odd.
20:2320-odd?
20:2520-odd.
20:2620-odd.
20:3720-odd.
20:3720-odd.
20:3720-odd.
20:37What do you think you're doing?
20:38You said you're moving away.
20:40I'm giving you a helping hand.
20:41Why are you doing this?
20:42You're just making everything ten times worse.
20:44Worse?
20:44How does this get any worse?
20:46Come on, mate.
20:47You made your point.
20:48Stay out of it.
20:48I mean it.
20:49Yes, please.
20:50Can we just go inside?
20:51No.
20:51I don't want either of you stepping foot in my house again.
20:54You deserve each other.
20:55You know that?
20:56You're pathetic.
20:57We're pathetic.
20:58You're the one making a laughing stock of yourself.
21:00You was my family, and now you're nothing.
21:03As far as I'm concerned, you may as well be dead.
21:05Come round here again.
21:07You will be.
21:07I'm guessing this must be yours.
21:36Well, it's not Kev's, is it?
21:38I'll be.
21:39Kissing you.
21:41There's no need for this.
21:43What were you expecting?
21:44Suitcases by the door?
21:45Everything was done in?
21:47Trust me.
21:48You've no idea what you've signed up for.
21:51However many chances you give her, won't be enough.
21:57Yeah.
21:58I'll leave you to it.
22:04I hope you'll manage to sort it out.
22:06Oh, sorry.
22:09That was your favourite mug.
22:10Me aside.
22:14Might take a bit of time, I suppose.
22:16But you're family, aren't you, sir?
22:19Speed, you dug that hole.
22:21You should have been a grave digger instead of a funeral director.
22:23Come on.
22:26Jack.
22:27I'm sorry you had to see this.
22:28Mate, we never meant for you to get caught up in this.
22:31Do you need any help, Dad?
22:32You're all right, son.
22:33Job done.
22:41I deserve that.
22:43Come on, let's get this lot cleared up.
22:45I've had enough entertainment for one day.
22:47Brian's got it all wrong, love.
23:02You know, I couldn't have been happy if I'd have scored the winner for county in the cup
23:04final.
23:05And I enjoyed every minute of it.
23:07Then we went our separate ways.
23:08Nothing to see here.
23:09You were 14.
23:11Yeah, me back was black and blue from the amount of time we got slapped by me mates.
23:15Yeah, well, I can see how that happened at the time.
23:17Well, at the time is all that matters.
23:19So let's just leave it there, shall we?
23:20Those lads congratulating you were only kids themselves.
23:2414-year-old boys aren't equipped to decide what's right and wrong in situations like that.
23:29Well, about 53-year-old blokes.
23:32Because when I think back, I only have a smile.
23:33Well, then you haven't thought hard enough about it.
23:36Hello, streetcars.
23:38Yeah.
23:39No problem where.
23:41OK, what time?
23:43Right, I'll be there.
23:44Yeah.
23:45Right, I need you to mind the desk.
23:46We're a bit short.
23:47Saffy, Steve, being off.
23:49Fingers crossed.
23:49It'll only be half an hour.
23:50Tim, wait, we really need to discuss this.
23:53Well, I don't.
23:54But I do need to be outside the bus station in ten minutes.
23:57Let's just leave it at that, eh?
24:04How was it?
24:06I mean, as funerals go,
24:08I'm not expecting you to gush.
24:10Yeah, it was OK.
24:12Well, it's better than it was a lovely service.
24:15Unless there's a graveside brawl or the vicar falls down the hole.
24:18That's usually what people say.
24:20Do you think it's funny?
24:23No.
24:25Um, sorry.
24:26You get a bit glib in my job.
24:29How were, um, Daniel and the kids?
24:33Yeah, fine.
24:33So, what were you and Billy talking about?
24:43Nothing.
24:44I saw you.
24:45Hand on hand.
24:47Yeah, as a mate, we're mates.
24:49Anyway, there's enough romantic intrigue going on around here without me adding to it.
24:56You what?
24:57George and Christina, they've been circling each other for weeks.
25:01Anyway, they're going on their first proper date tonight,
25:04and I said that we'd make up a foursome.
25:07In the bistro, not anywhere else.
25:10Your face.
25:12No, no, look, I'm not in the mood.
25:14Well, I've promised George.
25:16And anyway, it'll do you good.
25:17Get out, let off some steam.
25:19So, mental health will pick things up post-discharge,
25:25and the crisis team are on standby to support you if you're struggling moving forward.
25:29Right, and then, um, will they offer counselling sessions?
25:33They can provide a range of talking therapy options, yeah.
25:36Yeah, it's OK.
25:36We're going to use a private therapist that we used before,
25:39because I don't want to get stuck in a queue.
25:40What's she causing that in the leg?
25:42I'll take care of her.
25:44I'll leave you to discuss it.
25:45Yeah, thank you.
25:46But no, OK, I know money's tight.
25:51Yeah, it's not that bad.
25:52OK, so then why are you flogging the chippy?
25:53So I've got money to pay for the important things in life,
25:56and nothing is more important to me than your health and your well-being, honey.
25:59Dad, I appreciate it, OK?
26:01I really do, but I don't want you spending your money on this, OK?
26:05Not when there's a free service.
26:06With a waiting list and anything at the Dean's Gate.
26:08OK, and the one thing I have plenty of is time.
26:12And who knows?
26:14You know, by the time a place comes up,
26:16if I practise a bit of self-care, reconnect with my mates,
26:22I might not even need therapy.
26:32So it gets all the way to the bus station
26:34and Mr Leacock's nowhere to be seen.
26:36He must have kept us in a black cab.
26:38I'll have him the next time he wants to pick you up from carpet bowls.
26:42People, eh?
26:42They always let you down.
26:44Yeah, some of them.
26:45What's up?
26:47There's something you need to see.
27:00You all right, love?
27:01Feeling better.
27:04Deaf question.
27:04I'm guessing you weren't channelling Marie Kondo earlier.
27:08I don't know what you mean.
27:10No.
27:11Look, I know you're the innocent party,
27:13but if I be your brother coming in here,
27:14I don't want any trouble.
27:16I haven't got any trouble left in me.
27:18I haven't got much of anything in me.
27:21And if I'm angry at anyone, it's myself.
27:23How so?
27:24I saw it coming.
27:25I had it out with them,
27:26and they convinced me it was paranoid.
27:29How gullible is that?
27:30You weren't gullible.
27:32You were trusting.
27:33Same thing where Abby's concerned.
27:36Lots of people warned me.
27:39Now, this is all on me.
27:41I need a drink.
27:42Yeah, you do.
27:43But it's called a tea.
27:46Ailey's no friend in these circumstances.
27:49Right.
27:50Head on through.
27:51Sean will be back in a minute,
27:52and I'll come through and stick the kettle on.
27:53You don't want to listen to me.
27:55Hey, I'll be the judge of that.
27:57Go on.
27:59Cheers.
28:01All right.
28:08Now, I'm just saying,
28:09if he was a symbol
28:10on one of Michael Fisher's old weather maps,
28:13he'd be a big black cloud.
28:15He was all right once you get to know him.
28:17That's what tonight's all about.
28:18I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were trying to fix me up.
28:20Oh, come on.
28:21Mind you.
28:22You'd be barking up the wrong tree there, wouldn't you?
28:24Well, he's Todd's partner.
28:25Todd's like family.
28:27Oh, never mind.
28:28Slack backside at three o'clock.
28:30Hello, hello.
28:31Hello.
28:32Sorry we're late.
28:32I was making myself beautiful.
28:34Hey, that takes longer these days.
28:37Come on, sit down.
28:38Oh, it's all.
28:42Well, this is a surprise.
28:44I wasn't expecting company.
28:46My fault, I'm afraid.
28:48George wanted you all to himself,
28:50but I invited us along.
28:52I mean, if you two lovebirds would rather be alone,
28:54we can always, you know...
28:55Oh, give over.
28:56Nice for you lot to get acquainted.
28:58As long as you're not vetting me.
29:00Don't feel very comfortable
29:01having an undertaker sizing me up.
29:03Don't worry.
29:04My tape measure will be staying in my pocket.
29:05Right, come on.
29:06Let's get these glasses filled up.
29:08Oh, I might need another one.
29:10Billy, over here, mate.
29:12Oh, hey.
29:13You in for some scrum?
29:14Yeah, yeah.
29:15Just came in for a little bite, yeah.
29:16Come on, come over here.
29:18Put up a chair.
29:18More than my rear.
29:19You might not want to.
29:20Stop being a fumbly.
29:22Yeah, I wouldn't want to impose.
29:24There's not a lot of room, so...
29:25Oh, no, no, no.
29:26You're all right.
29:27We can budge up.
29:28We're all friends here, aren't we?
29:29Come on, come on.
29:30Come and sit down.
29:31Come on.
29:32Just get you another glass.
29:33Another glass, please, mate.
29:34Thank you very much.
29:36Yes.
29:37How have you been?
29:38Yeah, I'm all right, you know.
29:40Thank you for this.
29:40It saves me a little sad, lonely meal for one.
29:44Aw.
29:45She clearly did something wrong.
29:47What, because somebody had a go at her online ten years ago?
29:50Well, maybe it was something sexual.
29:52Maybe it wasn't a one-off.
29:54Maybe it's a pattern.
29:56Maybe the moon's a lump of cheddar.
29:58You know, this troll could be accusing her of anything.
30:01She could have run over somebody's cat, for all we know,
30:03and you jumped straight to grooming.
30:05Are you not even slightly concerned?
30:08Yeah, I am slightly concerned.
30:09That my wife's spending far too much time stalking some stranger on the internet.
30:14Well, she's obviously done something dodgy, and in light of what she did to you.
30:18Well, whatever she did, she's got away with, hasn't she?
30:21And she didn't, you know, do anything to me that I didn't want her to.
30:25Look, I know it's difficult looking at your past in a different light.
30:29This doesn't change anything for me.
30:31Why won't you recognise this for what it is?
30:33What? What you and Brian are turning it into?
30:35Making me out to be some sort of victim?
30:36Because you were. You were a child.
30:38Yeah, that looked like a man.
30:40I wasn't wearing short trousers.
30:41I made all the moves. I made my own choices.
30:43Choices that you weren't old enough to make, Tim.
30:46You were manipulated.
30:48Oh, right, OK, so does that mean you're manipulating me?
30:51Because the age difference between me and you
30:53is the same as what it was between me and Tricia.
30:54Yeah, but you're not a child anymore.
30:56Right, so stop treating me like one.
30:59Anyway, you weren't there. Things were different back then.
31:00It was 1986, not 1486.
31:04Things weren't that different.
31:06Look, I don't feel scarred.
31:07I don't feel frightened.
31:09I've not got any flashbacks.
31:10That was nothing but a fond memory.
31:12Oh, Tim.
31:14You know, you're taking a life experience
31:15that was exciting and thrilling that I've never regretted
31:18and you're turning it into something shameful.
31:20Because it was.
31:21It's not your shame, it's Tricia's.
31:24She inflicted trauma.
31:26Trauma?
31:26Yeah, I might get some sort of complex from it
31:28because of you two, not Tricia.
31:31Tim.
31:31I always treated Alfie like he was one of me own.
31:40I've messed up now I've kicked him out.
31:42I'll never see him again.
31:44Well, they are behind now.
31:45Won't hold today against you.
31:47Well, they are behind now.
31:49Wouldn't have run off with me brother.
31:52Well, shall come to regret that?
31:53Will she?
31:54Mm-hm.
31:55Mardly a catch, am I?
31:58I'll be older and all that.
31:59She doesn't know how lucky she was to, have you?
32:02Oh, no, I was...
32:03I was just going for the mug.
32:05I didn't want to give you the wrong impression.
32:06Look, I'm sorry, my head's all over the shop.
32:07I'm sorry, I...
32:08I don't know what I was doing.
32:09No, Biggie, you don't have to go.
32:28Come on, then.
32:29Hey, Baba.
32:32How was the nursery?
32:33Were they all right about the lip-y cup?
32:34Yeah, fine.
32:35I just told them something unexpected cropped up.
32:39Not that unexpected.
32:40I should have known it'd end up like this.
32:42What a mess.
32:43Er, yeah, you're not kidding.
32:45Look, we're going to have to find somewhere to put all this.
32:47Find somewhere to store it or something.
32:49We need more than storage.
32:51We need a home.
32:51Alfie needs a home.
32:52As far away from here as possible.
32:54Yeah, and we will move.
32:55Eventually.
32:56Eventually?
32:56When's that?
32:58Because I can't spend months constantly apologising or feeling ashamed.
33:02We need a fresh start.
33:04Look, can you stop with that, please?
33:05Er, get used to it, because while we're all stuck in one room, that'll be the soundtrack.
33:09I'm not leaving my sister.
33:22Not now.
33:23All right?
33:23She needs me.
33:24If she ever forgives you.
33:25Well, she mightn't forgive, but she will forget, and I want to make sure I'm here to help
33:30her when that time comes.
33:31Yeah, well, Kev won't forget a thing.
33:33He will hate both of us until the day he dies.
33:35Will he not?
33:36I mean, look at him and Sally, him and Tyrone.
33:38From what I heard, things were bad between them, but he got over it.
33:41He will this.
33:42What do you think?
33:47It's not good to anyone to live a lie.
33:50You'll see that.
33:52Hmm.
33:53Well, whether you're right or wrong is what I needed to hear.
33:55I love you.
34:01And I love you too.
34:06So, what is it you wanted?
34:08My life back.
34:10With rice or none?
34:12Look, I know how betrayal feels.
34:14I know you feel like you're never going to get past it, but you will.
34:17Because you have to.
34:17Do I?
34:19What does it matter?
34:20What does my life matter to anyone?
34:22Er, Kev?
34:24You all right, mate?
34:24No, I don't even know why I'm here.
34:27Is this it?
34:28My life, wandering around.
34:29Hoping I might find a point.
34:31The local sad sack.
34:33Well, that's not going to happen, is it?
34:34It can't happen for Jack's sake.
34:36Oh, he cares and he needs you.
34:38He needs Abba.
34:39I need her.
34:40Well, if there's one thing she'd have learned recently, it's the opposite.
34:42It wasn't her fault.
34:44Not all of it.
34:45I drove her away.
34:46No.
34:46Yeah.
34:47Neither of you was there.
34:49And neither was I when it mattered.
34:51Even when I was in the same room, I just took it all for granted.
34:54Well, even if that's the case, it's still no justification, is it?
34:58He'll have paid attention to her.
35:00Listened.
35:01Told her she looked nice.
35:03I just assumed she'd always be there like it was some kind of right.
35:07Well, relationships can't be arts and flowers all the time, Kev.
35:11Yeah.
35:12Certainly not like that with me and Sally.
35:14Then do something about it.
35:17I let Abba become part of the furniture.
35:20Like I did Sal.
35:23Your missus deserves better than that.
35:26Yeah, I know.
35:27I mean it.
35:28She's a good one, Sal.
35:30The best.
35:31You don't know how lucky you are, but I do.
35:34And you'll never forgive yourself if you make the same mistake as me.
35:37Hiya, love.
35:41Hiya.
35:41Hiya.
35:42I came as quick as I could.
35:44Right, where is he?
35:46He's gone, I'm afraid.
35:47Gone?
35:48Did he say where to?
35:49No, no, no.
35:51It was a bit awkward, if I'm being honest.
35:55Why?
35:57Well, I tried to book him up a bit and I think he just...
36:01He...
36:03He just misread things.
36:06Oh.
36:08Oh.
36:08Yeah.
36:09Oh.
36:10Oh, I am so sorry.
36:12I...
36:12He didn't disgrace himself, did he?
36:14No, no, no, no, no.
36:15He just went after a little book.
36:17You know, I've had far worse of kicking out time in here.
36:20I'm just worried about Kev.
36:22He's in a bad way.
36:25Excuse me.
36:27Oh, thank goodness for that.
36:29What is it?
36:29It's Tim.
36:30He's found him.
36:31He's taken him back home.
36:33Oh, that's a relief.
36:34Hey, well, listen.
36:35Tell him whatever happened here, not to give it a second thought.
36:38He's forgotten.
36:39Thank you so much, Glenda.
36:41He'll really appreciate that.
36:42Good luck, love.
36:43Thanks, love.
36:44Yeah.
36:44Ta-ra.
36:45Ta-ra.
36:45There you go.
36:47Cheers, yeah.
36:53So, what were you two talking about today, then?
37:00Um, I can't really remember.
37:07I can't remember.
37:09It's only this afternoon.
37:13Todd, is your memory any better?
37:16There's nothing to remember.
37:17It was just a moment in passing.
37:20A moment in passing.
37:21Right.
37:22I mean, surely you can recall, though.
37:25I thought it was the woman in the hotel who had dementia.
37:27Oh, dear.
37:29That's a very poor taste.
37:30He didn't mean anything by it.
37:32No, no, no, no.
37:33I can speak for myself.
37:34I'm just showing an interest in what my partner gets up to in the day.
37:39I'll tell you what, love.
37:40We should tell him he's been grilling you long enough.
37:43Honestly.
37:44Yeah.
37:44All right, folks.
37:45Let's keep you civil, shall we?
37:47And to be here having a nice time.
37:48Hey, come on.
37:49Let's raise a glass to good times.
37:51Good times.
37:52Good times.
37:53Cheers.
37:53Good times.
37:53Good times.
37:54Good times.
37:54So, you and him, what did you talk about?
38:14Oh, for the love of God, you're like a dog with a bone.
38:19Somebody just order him some Pettigrew chum.
38:21We can all have a bit apiece.
38:23All right.
38:23I've had enough of this.
38:24You know what?
38:25You tell him, love.
38:26No, I'm telling you.
38:27I'm not sitting here while you insult my partner.
38:30Come on, Todd, mate.
38:31It was just a bit of harmless banter.
38:32Don't finish your dinner.
38:33Come on.
38:33No.
38:34All right, come on.
38:35We're going.
38:36Whatever you say.
38:37I can take my share of the bill out of my wages.
38:41Good evening.
38:45What happened there?
38:47Is he all right?
38:48I don't know.
38:51Well, I've got two words for you.
38:54Michael Fish.
38:59Thank you so much for looking after him.
39:01That's all right.
39:03I think he's been looking after me.
39:04He saved me from my third career of the week.
39:07Keep an eye on him, though, yeah?
39:08Yeah.
39:09Yeah, no worries.
39:10I will do.
39:10Cheers, Kev.
39:11Thanks for your advice.
39:13See you.
39:13Right.
39:20Shall we have a brew?
39:22That's people's answer for everything round here.
39:25Take it from me.
39:26It doesn't work.
39:28I never said it did.
39:30I'm stuck with this.
39:32It's not what I can do.
39:34Not what anybody can do to change it.
39:37I don't expect you to understand.
39:40Oh, I understand.
39:43Yeah.
39:46More than you'll ever know.
39:48I'm sorry.
39:49I didn't think.
39:51No need to apologise.
39:53And believe you me, I'm just as angry as you are.
39:56Well, when I found out.
39:58And if you and Jack hadn't come back the other day when you did with that caterpillar cake,
40:01I'd have ripped her head clean off.
40:04What do you mean?
40:07Oh, just taking a notice of me.
40:09I'm, uh, chuntering away to myself like I do.
40:12Hang on a sec.
40:13Are you saying you knew what was going on last week?
40:22Well, you promised it'd be fun.
40:26You know, there really was nothing going on between me and Billy today.
40:29Forget that.
40:30Come here.
40:31Where did that come from?
40:36Prap in my back just now.
40:37You have no idea how much of a turn on that was.
40:41So why don't you get yourself off to the bedroom and I'll grab the bottle.
40:46You're on.
40:47Don't be too long.
40:48I won't.
40:48Quite relieved when you called.
41:03Yeah.
41:04Well, your friend was sounding off.
41:07I was worried he might ghost me.
41:08Well, Tim, it's been so lovely catching up after all these years.
41:22I just hate for some spiteful nonsense to get in the way of our friendship.
41:28Right, yeah.
41:30But that's why I wanted to talk to you.
41:32Our friendship.
41:34It's been nice seeing you after all these years, but I think we should just leave it at that, eh?
41:37Oh, well, you don't believe all that grooming nonsense, do you?
41:44No, no.
41:47I know that's not what happened.
41:48But the fact is it was a two-way thing and that's, you know, all the more reason to leave it be.
41:55I don't want my wife getting the wrong impression.
41:59Yeah, yeah.
42:01I understand.
42:02I suppose too many people get burned by old flames, eh?
42:08Yeah.
42:09Something like that.
42:12So all the best, then.
42:17Here.
42:18And to you.
42:19Take care.
42:26Yeah.
42:36Are you sure this is a good idea?
42:38It is if we're going to be staying round here.
42:41I think they call it ripping off the plaster.
42:43What's that?
42:45Oh, please!
42:46I don't want to hear it!
42:46I was trying to protect you!
42:51What, by siding with them?
42:53Have a good laugh, did you?
42:55How many times you could fool a village idiot?
42:57It wasn't like that.
42:58I don't want to hear from you.
43:00I don't want to hear anything from any of you.
43:03In future, you see me coming, you cross the road.
43:07No, Kev, wait.
43:08Let me explain myself, please!
43:11Kevin!
43:12Kevin, I am so sorry!
43:14Kevin, I need you!
43:18Please!
43:20Don't do this!
43:21You can be for now.
43:23Get off me!
43:26My family was all I had left.
43:29Look what you've done to it.
43:31How could you?
43:33I never meant any harm.
43:35No, you never do.
43:36But you're toxic!
43:38You destroy everything that comes in your way.
43:43Relationships, children, friendships, everything!
43:47Debbie, that's it.
43:48Come on, read that.
43:48Get off!
43:52I hope you rot in hell for what you've done.
43:55What's up?
44:12What do you mean,
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