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00:00Oh
00:29Who'd run a pub eh
00:32How was Susie
00:34Three girls ran straight up to her from holiday club
00:37Oh you see
00:38Look at that cock of the playground already
00:40Is that one of my sons
00:42No work
00:43What time did he get in
00:45Well when you went to bed we cracked up on that bottle of brandy
00:47We've been lugging around since Toulouse
00:49Played some cards
00:50Dad cheated as usual
00:52I did no such thing
00:53Don't forget you're picking Will up this afternoon
00:56You can get the tram
00:56No you'll go and get your brother
00:58Help him with his bags
00:59He doesn't know where he's going
01:00I thought there were navigation systems built into mobile phones
01:03You promised
01:04Fine I'll get him
01:06It's a shame Dee Dee missed it
01:09There'll be other Halloween's
01:11Christmas Eve's
01:12St Patrick's Day's
01:13For the love of God
01:15This place looks like Trafalgar Square
01:18The morning after VE Day
01:19Remember it well do you
01:21You're not too old to be put over my knee Oliver
01:24Kinky
01:24I mean what even is it
01:29Ping
01:31What's it mean
01:32Don't know but it was funny
01:33How was it funny
01:35I don't know it just was
01:36What do you fancy him or something
01:38Ben
01:39Yes Ben
01:40What kind of name is that anyway
01:42What now you've got a problem with his name
01:44Well he's clearly got under your skin
01:46He hasn't gotten under my skin
01:47He can call himself what he likes
01:49He can ping till his heart's content
01:51Don't bother me
01:51Yeah clearly
01:52Yeah clearly
01:53And he reckons he's played professional rugby
01:57I looked him up
01:58Online
01:59It's hardly a glittering career
02:01Union as well
02:02Posh boy
02:04He doesn't seem it
02:05Yeah well he is
02:06And what was he doing in a home
02:08Oh I don't know but this is exhausting
02:11But please remember that he is my good friend's partner
02:13So don't let this fester alright
02:15Right you're done
02:20Oh fab
02:21Hey that was so funny last night
02:24What that new landlord did to you
02:26What was it he said
02:27Ping
02:28Yeah they show me the ropes
02:32I know I've done it before
02:35No
02:36No I'm not nervous
02:38I'm just er
02:38Well I'll just be myself
02:41Alright then
02:45Alright I won't be myself
02:47I'll be what as they say these days
02:49The best version of myself
02:51Nah
02:53Don't know what that means either
02:54Anyway
02:54How's things over there
02:56How's your brother
02:57Good
02:59I hope you haven't got any
03:01Little senoritas in that bed of yours
03:03Oh hang on
03:05Here's a call coming through
03:06Hang on
03:06Hello street cars
03:12Yes okay
03:14From the airport
03:17To Weatherfield
03:20County
03:21And what's her name please
03:24Killian
03:27Mbappé
03:30Mbappé
03:30Mbappé
03:31Mbappé
03:32What is it
03:33Can you spell it for us
03:33E
03:35M
03:36B
03:37A
03:38P
03:39Y
03:40R
03:40Mbappé
03:41Okay thank you Mr Mbappé
03:43We'll be with you in 15 minutes
03:45Cheers
03:45Hey Tim
03:49We've got an airport run come through
03:51It's for a Mistian
03:52Oh a Mr Mbappé
03:55And he's going to the Kings Robes Stadium
03:58Do you want to do it or shall I send you
04:00Hang on a minute
04:03I know that name Killian Mbappé
04:04Is that that footballer fella
04:07Killian Mbappé
04:11Oh you wind up
04:13What are you like
04:14You fell for that didn't you
04:15Can't wait to tell Steve
04:16I did the French accent and everything
04:17I take every call on its merits
04:20Well sure you should just in case
04:21He could have been on his way to a medical
04:22Or county might have been taken over
04:24By a Saudi based consortium
04:26And he had to announce it
04:27You're like a child
04:28That was your initiation ceremony
04:29You passed me flying colours
04:31Welcome to street cars
04:32Hello street cars
04:39Oh are they my straighteners
04:44Says it's for grandad
04:46Hey I've told you
04:47You can use my straighteners
04:48To save you money
04:49Yours don't work
04:50Since when
04:52What are you doing
04:55I'll say that I didn't read the label
04:57Thought it was for me
04:58Do you always do that
05:00No
05:01Good to know
05:03What is it
05:05Wine
05:07I can see that
05:08It's the wine that Cassie drank
05:10From mum and dad's first wedding
05:11And she's replaced it
05:13That's well thought of
05:15Cassandra Plummer
05:16Oh just put it back
05:17It's not yours
05:18Once again
05:19She wriggles free
05:21You had them eating out of the palm of your hand
05:25Is it any wonder
05:26The drinks were free
05:28I was investing in our future
05:30They'll be singing your praises up and down these terraces
05:33Oh you absolute superstar
05:36I was just saying to him
05:38The regulars love him already
05:40How could they not
05:41Don't tell me
05:43David Webster
05:44No
05:45Plot
05:46Like the footballer who's saying for Sampdoria
05:49Yeah
05:50Nice try
05:51I keep getting Tim and Kirk mixed up
05:53But I'm getting there
05:53Your missus is Eva's pal
05:56And her name's Shona
05:58Ten points
06:00What can I get you
06:00Er just lime and soda please
06:03I'm on my scissors
06:04I'll get it
06:05The hairdresser
06:07That reminds me I need to book in
06:08What across the road
06:10Yeah he's really good
06:11Sorry mate I thought it was a place for old ladies
06:14Oh rowy's Audrey
06:15That thing that you did in here last night
06:18What thing
06:19The old pointing
06:21Oh you mean when he pinged you
06:23Yeah that's it
06:24Couldn't remember the word
06:25Just means he likes you
06:27What putting his finger on me forehead
06:30In front of all me
06:30Friends and neighbours
06:32I think we have a touchy one here
06:34David I promise you
06:36He was just being affectionate
06:37Well I weren't mad on it
06:39I'll be honest
06:40In that case it won't happen again
06:41Unless you act like a flump
06:43A flump?
06:44In my pub
06:45Well it's everyone's pub isn't it
06:47Well it's our pub
06:48But you're more than welcome to drink here
06:50So as far as an apology goes
06:54I'm sorry if it upset you
06:55I don't want to say it upset me
06:57Well then I've got no need to apologise
06:59Do I?
07:00Excuse me
07:01Brewery
07:02Ben Dreskel
07:03It's on the house
07:05Well that is rich
07:07After all your carping last night
07:09It's a lime and pig in soda
07:10Yeah
07:12And you need to move those boxes in the hallway
07:14Before I break my neck
07:15What boxes?
07:16Come on I'll show you
07:17You probably want to pull the whole thing off
07:28I feel exactly the same
07:29Is that a hint?
07:32Is that what you want?
07:33No
07:33Are you telling me that's what I should do?
07:36Hmm?
07:40What is it you're looking for?
07:42Paracetamol
07:42I usually keep a stash at work so
07:46Yeah so do I
07:47Sarah must have robbed them
07:49Is there any chance you could give me a lift?
07:52No
07:53Let's see if I could get the tram
07:54Right
07:56Alright
08:02Alright I'll level with you
08:04If you weren't in the picture and she hadn't have died
08:06Then yeah we probably would still be together
08:09But you are in the picture
08:11Front and centre Carla
08:12And she did die
08:13Alright she didn't die
08:17But for the purposes of the argument
08:18Lisa you kissed
08:19That's the thing that I can't get past
08:25It really wasn't like that
08:28But she'll persuade you in the end
08:30I'm not available
08:32Oh god everybody's available Lisa
08:34There might be an emotional price
08:36But everybody's available
08:38If you didn't love me then you'd walk away
08:42Finally
08:43Tab of mine is here
08:47Ryan
08:48Well there's the hero's welcome
08:51What have I missed?
08:55Maybe I should have access to your business accounts
08:58Make sure there's no mistakes
09:00What kind of mistakes?
09:02Payrolls, tax returns, bulk orders, a toilet paper
09:05I could take it all off your hands
09:06Make sure the decimal point's in the right place
09:09I'm not about to order 20 million toilet rolls
09:12No but see it more like an extra pair of eyes
09:15I don't think I've decayed that much
09:18I'm not saying that you have
09:20But you did think I had a thing for James
09:25I'm just nipping her
09:28Payton, why am I so nervous?
09:37The whole thing is nerve-wracking Dev
09:40What she's been through
09:41The journey ahead
09:43Yeah
09:43Okay
09:45Yeah
09:46Where's my shirt?
09:50What shirt?
09:51The one I was just about to hang up
09:52Well, we were here all along
09:56Well, um, apart from when you were showing me the boxes
09:59What boxes?
10:01The ones in the hallway full of her make-up
10:03They weighed a ton
10:04You mean to say you left the bar on mind?
10:06It was literally like ten seconds
10:07She did, not me
10:09There was nobody in here apart from David
10:11David Platt
10:12Do you think it was him?
10:22Look, I felt bad
10:34So I replaced her
10:35I thought it was a nice gesture
10:37But you wouldn't know what one of those is, would you?
10:40Creeping and crawling round my elderly dad
10:43You think a cheap box of wine is going to make up for you trying to kill him?
10:46I did not try to kill him
10:48Really landed on your feet, haven't you?
10:50No
10:50Hey, Trace
10:51I meant to ask you
10:53Do you reckon I should get that colour with me hair?
10:56Yeah, why not?
10:57And also, I was thinking, you know
10:59Getting a bit of feathering done
11:00You know, a few more layers
11:01What do you think?
11:02Go for it
11:03I mean, it couldn't look much worse
11:04You are so rude
11:06And it's me trying to be nice for your dad's sake
11:09For the sake of his will
11:10Oh, for crying out loud
11:12You think you're going to get your hands on everything that's owed to me
11:15But you won't
11:16See you later
11:17Yeah
11:18Good luck this afternoon
11:20And you've tried the salon?
11:25Twice
11:25Right, well, he's got four reds this afternoon with breaks in between
11:28What will he have done with it?
11:30If he took it
11:31There's no if
11:31Look, David did not take your shirt, I promise you
11:34And anyway, if the bar was left unattended, anyone could have done it, couldn't they?
11:38Was it valuable?
11:39Well, it is to me
11:40I scored three trays at Lansdowne Road wearing that shirt
11:42All right, what do you think he's done?
11:44Cut it up into pieces?
11:46Cut it up?
11:47Look, he wasn't very happy last night with that ping business
11:49Come on, what do you, do you see?
11:51Right, David hasn't taken your shirt, but I will tell you this for nothing
11:54Do not underestimate my husband
11:56Tough guy
11:57I'm going to say tough
11:58Fearless?
11:59I wouldn't say that either
12:00Unpredictable
12:01Look, we had a really hard year last year, but there is no way on earth
12:05So I heard his feelings, or his pride
12:07Right now, David's various insecurities are not my problem he needs
12:10So bring back that shirt before I lay more than a finger on him
12:13Right, I'll pass it on
12:14Please do
12:15Look, he's had a lot going on recently
12:17Look, maybe you're all a bit sensitive around here, but where I come from, you work hard and you play hard
12:21Right now, he's bitten off more than he can chew
12:23Right, well, there's no need for this to escalate
12:25Good
12:26David, you need to give him that shirt back, cos he's going to batter you
12:39How many of those you had today?
12:46What, why, why?
12:49You've had enough, alright? You need to slow it right down
12:52Actually, yeah, I'm splitting a bit
12:55Yeah, I'm not surprised
12:56Take a leaf out of my book
12:58Peppermint tea
12:59That is the strongest thing I had to drink out of it
13:02I know
13:02Ryan, please tell me I've got nothing to worry about
13:05That she loves me
13:06She's not going to run off with some gumless skanky
13:08You know, I've been hiding behind the tree in Alicante for the last four years
13:10Will you stop it?
13:12Go on
13:13It's really nice to see everyone out there, wasn't it?
13:20I miss Uncle Liam and Uncle Paul
13:21Oh, Ryan, look forward, darling, never back
13:25Nostalgia
13:26It's a racket
13:28Yeah
13:29Do you, um, notice anything a little bit different about me?
13:36New perfume
13:36No
13:37Honestly
13:39Have a nice
13:40Any dry?
13:40No, he wasn't there
13:41Who wasn't where?
13:43David
13:43He wasn't at home or at the salon
13:45Well, David was at the salon this morning
13:47Oh, baby, he'll bring it back
13:48I'll wring his neck
13:49No, you won't
13:51I want everything nice and calm for when Will gets back
13:53If there's so much as one speck of dirt on that shirt
13:55I mean, the David Platt, I remember, would have soaked it in diesel and set fire to it
13:59I'm only joking
14:01Kind of
14:02Look, we promised ourselves that we would not fall out with the locals
14:06Did we?
14:07Yes, we did
14:07And whilst I remember, we should have got a welcome home banner
14:11He's been on a week-long trip to Scotland, not a three-month tour of Afghanistan
14:15All right
14:16The cabin have got one
14:18Has he got a bit of a temper?
14:21When he blows, he blows
14:23I like a man with a bike
14:25Excuse me?
14:27In general, I mean
14:28I mean, all this touchy-feely stuff
14:30Well, I don't mind that either
14:32Just depends what they're touching
14:33Well, you really should get a swear box
14:36Stop that sort of language in the bar
14:37Oh, come on, Maggie
14:39You know exactly what I mean
14:41I do not
14:42I bet you were fighting him off with a stick in your day
14:45Oh, yeah
14:46Men fought duels over, Maggie
14:48Knights jousted for her favour
14:51She'll be old herself one day
14:53She won't be so clever then
14:55Hey, get her to show you some pictures of when she was a catch
14:57Apparently, Ray Davies sang to her
14:59Did he?
15:01Mm-hmm
15:01She was at a kinks gig
15:03And apparently, he didn't take his eyes off her all the way through Lola
15:06It was celluloid heroes, actually
15:10The song changes every now and then
15:12Couldn't have the kinks at my funeral
15:14Well, they'd be expensive
15:15Not in person
15:17I'm open to outlast them all
15:19What, can I get you, love?
15:23Can I borrow you, Glenn?
15:25Yeah, yeah, yeah
15:26How'd you know it was me?
15:32Who else could it have been?
15:34Besides which, I saw the frame in our bedroom
15:35So be the bigger man
15:37Or it's me you'll have the problem with
15:39I'm thinking
15:43Maybe I should give up the hotel
15:47What for?
15:49Or at least take a back seat
15:50But
15:51You're at the top of your game
15:53And you will be for many years to come
15:55Listen to you
15:56You're lucid
15:58You're busy
15:59Successful
16:00Highly motivated woman
16:02Ladies
16:05Can I get you both a cup of tea?
16:09A sandwich, perhaps?
16:11Some snacks
16:12I'm sorry, we won't be long
16:14It is me break
16:15I know
16:16And God forbid you should spend it in your own home
16:20So go on
16:25Our car
16:31Well, he's very kindly offered to lighten the load
16:35If it's downtime you need, that's different
16:38But you're as sharp as a tack
16:40I don't feel like it sometimes
16:43Hey, and thanks for having a chat with our Kev the other day
16:48I'm glad to help
16:50Hey, but I'm serious
16:51You put us all to shame
16:54Thank you
17:01Betsy, not him?
17:04No
17:04Lisa?
17:05Just you and me
17:06Am I about to get whacked?
17:08Bleak, I was right
17:09Okay
17:10Let's hear it
17:12Okay
17:13Look, Becky
17:15I know your daughter's here
17:18Okay
17:18And I know
17:20That you want your old life back
17:22But see, the thing is
17:23Your old life
17:25That doesn't exist anymore
17:28Okay
17:29Me and Lisa
17:31Look, we jointly owned this house
17:35That's just paperwork
17:36Well, it counts for something
17:37A bit like your old death certificate
17:39They misidentified the body
17:42But he did the job
17:43You know, because
17:45As far as the law of the land goes
17:49You're not married anymore
17:51You are officially underground
17:53Probably where you belong
17:54She kissed me
18:01You kissed her
18:02What, is this a playground?
18:05I saw it in her eyes
18:06She still loves me
18:07You know, whatever I put them through
18:09Whatever it says on that paperwork
18:10The eyes always tell the truth
18:12Becky, you don't stand a chance
18:16Go back to your husband
18:17Isn't one of them still alive?
18:20See, the gloves are off now
18:21Yeah
18:22I saw Lisa this morning
18:24Coming out of the corner shop
18:25She was wearing a top
18:26I once bought her
18:27Oh my gosh
18:28You're spying on us now
18:28It all came rushing back to her yesterday
18:30I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news
18:33But I think you're probably sensing it anyway
18:35You know what, Becky
18:36You look better in a mask
18:37It was liberating
18:39For Lisa too
18:41We bought some in Venice
18:43On our honeymoon
18:44It probably reminded her of that
18:45It's quite sexy
18:46Being incognito
18:48You had a problem with alcohol too, I hear
18:52I beg your pardon?
18:53As well as blokes
18:54Time you were leaving
18:55Thank you
18:55All right
18:56I'll see myself out
18:57Don't bother
18:57Yeah
19:00Hiya
19:15Hey
19:16Hey for Bernie
19:22They're not even from the shop
19:29Oh
19:31You accidentally on purpose
19:33Locked the sticker on
19:34So
19:52Where was he on this little trip?
19:55Er, Aberdeen
19:56Oh
19:57Oh
19:57That's
19:58Very nice
19:59Yeah
19:59I mean it was Paris last year
20:01Oh
20:01City of Lowe
20:03Ah
20:04No
20:04It's pronounced
20:05The Louvre
20:06Gay Paris
20:08Oh actually
20:09Can you still say that?
20:10So
20:11What was he doing in Aberdeen?
20:12It was an athletics thing
20:13Same as last year
20:14Although Paris was better for his French GCSE
20:17And did he win?
20:18Well I don't know
20:19He doesn't tell us anything
20:20Does he?
20:20Yeah
20:21You asked him how they do
20:22And they respond with a thumbs up emoji
20:23How was Paris, Will?
20:25Did you see the Mona Lisa?
20:26Eh
20:27Don't know
20:28Nothing
20:28To be fair though
20:30There does tend to be a bit of a scrum around it
20:31Oh
20:32No pun intended
20:33You know
20:34It's difficult to get up close
20:35You know
20:36To see the
20:36I mean I don't know what there is to see in Aberdeen
20:39So
20:40You played rugby in France, did you?
20:41At the end
20:42That's where we met, wasn't it?
20:44Kids are almost fluent
20:45Me
20:45I couldn't order a cup of coffee
20:47Well that's not true, is it?
20:49Oh
20:49I'd love to speak a language
20:51Mate, honestly
20:51That would be my superpower
20:53Would it?
20:54Oh yeah
20:54So which one would you go for?
20:56I don't know
20:56Esperanto
20:58Hmm
20:59I did learn a little bit of Dutch
21:03When I lived in Amsterdam
21:04But I wasn't there very long
21:05I was
21:06Living with a friend
21:08On a houseboat
21:09Careful
21:10You'll be making him jealous
21:12Oh
21:12I'd love to live in Amsterdam
21:14I remember reading an article in a magazine about them
21:17You know the big canal houses
21:18Oh yeah
21:18Rich merchants used to live in them
21:20Right
21:21Very me
21:21So me lad though
21:23He's going to storm his GCSE
21:25Isn't he
21:25If he already speaks French
21:26Well I don't know
21:28The grammar used to mash my Swede
21:30No
21:30I get by on body language alone
21:33I get by on body language alone when I'm travelling there
21:33Just like a little nonchalant shoulder shrugger
21:36I kiss at a waiter
21:37Again
21:38Jealous
21:40Stop it you
21:41You'll embarrass him
21:41You get to a certain age
21:43You get to a certain age
21:43An undertaker is quite the catch
21:45Just knowing that everything will be taken care of when you're gone
21:49Well yeah
21:50That is that
21:51Oh
21:52Bed
21:53Where is he?
21:57He wasn't there
21:58What?
22:00And he hasn't answered any of me texts
22:01And are you sure you were at Victoria?
22:19He said his train came in at three
22:20Well maybe he was running late
22:22How long did he wait?
22:23His train was on time
22:24I waited for like twenty minutes
22:25Maybe he'll be on the next one
22:26Might have stayed in Hull
22:27All he had to do was get off the coach
22:30Walk to the train station
22:31And get on a train to Manchester
22:32Five year old could do it
22:33Maybe not a five year old
22:35Oh right a six year old then
22:36Why would he stay in Hull?
22:38Because he didn't want to move
22:39And we all know it
22:41I'm glad you've been okay
22:47I have been
22:50But I would have said that even if I hadn't
22:54I am so sorry
22:57Dad
22:58Hey I'm sorry
22:59No you haven't got anything to apologise for
23:01And the sooner you're back on your feet
23:05The better you've got
23:06Like a new job
23:07A new outlook
23:08Look I don't know
23:09Look I think I need more time off
23:14Okay
23:14Okay I don't know if I can
23:17It's okay
23:17We don't need to rush
23:20Don't need to decide
23:22Anything
23:22Just go get you well yeah
23:25Right I've just spoken to Jack's dad
23:30He said we'll get off the coach
23:31And that's as much as he knows
23:32I've left messages with Megan
23:33Who's Megan?
23:35William's coach
23:36I've been on the mum chart
23:37Nobody knows anything
23:38I've been through it a thousand times with him
23:40I thought he'd accepted it
23:41What the big move
23:43You'll believe anything
23:45Maybe leaving his mates
23:47His school
23:48His athletics team behind
23:50To chase his daddy's moth's dream of owning this place
23:53Wasn't such a good idea after all
23:56All right don't pin this on me
23:57I'm the one who drove this
23:59I'm not pinning it on anyone
24:01I'm just saying
24:03There's a case to be made
24:05That with his GCSEs just around the corner
24:08Perhaps that could have been prioritised over this
24:11It's loud and clear in Anna
24:12He's supposed to be starting his new school tomorrow
24:14What if he's an old show
24:15I've got his uniform hung up upstairs
24:17What if he's been attacked
24:19And he's lying in some back street near the station
24:21He'll be here
24:22Nobody likes starting a new school
24:23Maybe that's got something to do with this
24:25Well Susie managed this morning and she's seven
24:27It's easier at that age
24:29Life's been a bed of roses for you kids
24:31Has it?
24:32Go away
24:32Toulouse
24:33Hull
24:33Let me know if I've missed anywhere out
24:35You've led a rich and varied life
24:37In some interesting places in the world
24:39William misses his mother perhaps
24:41Okay don't start
24:42I've spoken to her
24:43She knows nothing
24:44And a right earful you got too I imagine
24:46Try ringing him again
24:47His battery's probably dead
24:48It's always on like 2%
24:49We got him a portable charger
24:51I thought he'd lost that
24:52Yes I know but we replaced it
24:53See this is half the problem
24:55You indulge in both of you
24:56If it was me he wouldn't even have a phone
24:58When I was a girl
25:00Oh here we go
25:00Never mind here we go
25:02I had nothing
25:04No toys
25:05No books
25:05No games
25:06I had one dress that me sisters passed down to me
25:10And me mother used to let it out at the bust once a year
25:12I wish she'd have gone to fetch him
25:13I knew this was going to happen
25:15Did you?
25:15Well what she'd have told me?
25:18Well she was goading you
25:19She likes to be in control but now she isn't anymore
25:21And she's jealous on top of everything else
25:23She bought you that top
25:25And she bought me these earrings
25:27And she might have even bought the socks that I'm wearing as a birthday present
25:30But the point is Carla
25:31I was married to her for years
25:33Has she booked a flight yet?
25:35I don't know you're the one that sprue to my last
25:37She needs to go
25:38And she will
25:38I don't think she's got any intention of it
25:41But she's going to have to stay in Betis' life isn't she?
25:43But all this interference it won't last
25:45She's come back from the dead to reclaim you Lisa
25:49It's like living in a blooming thriller video
25:51I promise you she'll be gone
25:52Well then you need to tell her that
25:54Okay
25:56Once and for all
25:57I think it's a bit strange
26:09That they moved
26:11While their kid was on a trip
26:12Probably a range months ago
26:15You know how long it can take to exchange contracts
26:18I've always rented
26:20How long have those two been married?
26:26They still look so in love
26:27They're not married
26:28They're not even a couple
26:30Yet
26:30There is a puzzle
26:32Oh she likes money
26:33Who doesn't?
26:35Especially other people's
26:36Has he got loads of it?
26:38No
26:38What's the problem then?
26:42Mayday
26:42Mayday
26:43Is it him?
26:44It's Wildy
26:44Who?
26:45Rob Wilde wills me
26:46What's he saying?
26:48He says they dropped him off at the station
26:49His parents
26:51Picked them up
26:52When the coach arrived back
26:53Says he reckons Will has plenty of time before the train
26:56How's he got lost between Hull and Manchester?
26:59Oh he must have missed it
27:00Well he did that or he's gotten the wrong one
27:01Remember that time he ended up in Redcar
27:03Instead of Middlesbrough
27:04For the um
27:05The Tees Valley Games
27:06If you want my opinion
27:08He's up to something
27:09I reckon he never got on that train
27:10Or any other train
27:11He's making a protest
27:13Well he needs to stop playing silly beggars
27:14Does he think we've got time for this?
27:16I'm not moving to Manchester
27:18That's a direct quote
27:19Well he can't stay in Hull
27:20He's 15
27:21Unless aliens have ducted him at Leeds
27:23Shall we check to see if there's been any UFO sightings in West Yorkshire?
27:28Hey
27:29First things first
27:31Right
27:31You win
27:33Really bad timing David
27:34Take that off
27:35Yeah
27:36I do what he says before you get hurt
27:39Is he one of these blokes who can dish it out but can't take it?
27:42Dad can take a joke just not right now
27:44How come?
27:44Yeah alright alright alright
27:46Yeah it's coming off
27:47It's coming off alright
27:48It's just
27:48It's just goofing around you know
27:50It's just didn't make any harm
27:51Everything alright?
27:54No jobs?
28:06Nope
28:07Nothing for a while
28:08That's odd
28:10Well maybe people are walking to the hospital or taking buses or whatever
28:14Also no job since half past two
28:17It's only been three hours
28:18Only have you had any missed calls?
28:21You've not dipped outside for a fag have you?
28:22I don't smoke
28:23Mmm
28:25Something's not right
28:27What's going on with you, Pam?
28:35I thought you'd kissed her
28:36Shh
28:36Once
28:39Why don't you give it a shot?
28:43What's the worst thing that could happen?
28:46You've changed the tune
28:47I'd rather you weren't on your own
28:49I might get hurt
28:53Forget about Eileen
28:57This isn't that
28:59And just have a bit of fun
29:01You've always been too buttoned up
29:03Too cautious
29:05Enjoy yourself
29:08Georgie
29:11Georgie
29:12Yeah if I'd known
29:14Let's forget about it, mate
29:16And he promises never to ping you again
29:18So we are even
29:19This is our William
29:20Yeah, certainly keep us on his toes, don't they?
29:25I heard about your Max
29:26Yeah, don't come to me for parenting advice
29:29What's happened?
29:30It's a long story
29:32But if you send me that picture
29:34I'll stick it on the street chat
29:36And I'll tell everybody to keep an eye out for it
29:38Can you add us to the group?
29:39Yeah, I can do
29:41But your phone won't stop pinking
29:42Buzzing
29:43It's Dev, he's the main culprit
29:46Number seven, I don't know if you've met him
29:48But he's always on there, you know
29:49Buy one, get one free
29:52Or, you know, it's just forever
29:55But I'll see you
29:56Bye
29:57Listen
30:03Yeah
30:03About me and you
30:06Oh dear God
30:09And in a public bar
30:11Fasten your seatbelt, Georgie boy
30:14Five tummy tucks
30:19Yeah
30:20Have you not got any of my messages?
30:23What messages?
30:24I sent you five texts
30:25Oh
30:26So you have
30:29Too busy reading that flippin' magazine
30:31Well, look at this, Tim
30:32This woman here
30:32She's had five tummy tucks
30:34Look
30:34I won't plug this
30:39Tracy
30:42What was she doing here?
30:44She was kicking off about some wine I bought for her dad
30:47She's a spiteful cow
30:48Well, that's a red card straight away
30:49You should have been paying attention
30:50You know what she's like
30:51I did think it was quiet
30:53Quiet?
30:53There's a difference between quiet and dead
30:54If you want dead, go down the road to Shuttleworth's
30:56I thought it was money for old rope
30:58You know what, this is all Steve's fault, this
31:00How is it Steve's fault?
31:03Because he's over there drinking sangria
31:05And he's left me holding the
31:06Cable
31:06I mean, he is helping his brother
31:08Yeah, who owns a bar that never shuts
31:10I thought you might be a little bit more on it
31:12I was on it
31:13I mean, I am on it
31:15Anyways, Tracy
31:17You should be taking this up with
31:18Not me
31:19She's dead jealous of me
31:20And everyone knows it
31:21Her dad likes me
31:23Her husband likes me
31:24Estranged
31:25And even
31:26Her daughter likes me
31:28She just can't handle it
31:29Yeah, well, she's a very difficult woman
31:30You talk to her?
31:34Me?
31:35I mean
31:36He's not here
31:37And you are his mate
31:38Well, that doesn't mean to say
31:39I have to do his dirty work
31:40Or yours
31:41Are you scared of her?
31:44Well, I mean
31:45Because, like, she's harmless
31:46These days
31:48I reckon you're scared
31:49All right
31:52I'll talk to her
31:53Yeah
31:54Yeah, thank you, Tim
31:55Now, what are you doing
31:57Standing old and that for?
31:58Plug it in
31:59Don't push me away
32:03I'm begging you
32:04It's been hell
32:06You were the light
32:07At the end of the tunnel
32:08We can make it work
32:10It's too late
32:12I don't like her
32:15She's all wrong for you
32:16I don't trust her at all
32:18It's done
32:19So stop trying
32:20Say it
32:21If she wasn't around
32:23You don't have to say it
32:26It's enough for me just to know
32:28Have you booked a flight yet?
32:31Yeah, I'll go back to Spain
32:32Don't panic
32:33Good
32:36But I presume Betsy told you
32:39She's coming with me
32:42I've had a think
33:02And I do want you to do more
33:05The day-to-day running of the place
33:07Sweet
33:08So I can concentrate on the finances
33:11I told you I can do that too
33:14Book-ins, dinner reservations, maintenance, marketing, the website, the window cleaners
33:19That's what Ryan needs help with
33:21As long as it's reflected in my salary
33:23Oh, you will be generously compensated
33:27I really was more than happy to look after it all
33:30And that's the one thing I've still got a grip on
33:33If I let go of that
33:35My brain goes with it
33:37She denies it
33:46Tracy?
33:47Yeah
33:47She said that she caught you with your feet up reading Chit Chat
33:50So what do you do when the phones aren't ringing?
33:56Admin, usually
33:57They'll just show me what I need to do in
33:58And I'll do it
33:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no
34:01Best leave that to me and Steve
34:02Okay, so what am I meant to do
34:05When there's no calls coming in?
34:07You can tidy up a little bit
34:09It's funny that
34:09Cos every time I come round that door
34:12You and him are wittering away like a pair of old washerwomen
34:14No, we're strategising
34:15I should have noticed it had gone quiet
34:20And I should have known she'd done something
34:22The way flies on me
34:24Well, it wasn't really your responsibility
34:26And I shouldn't have had a go at you
34:27I appreciate that
34:29We just don't really want customers going elsewhere, you know
34:31New habits form quickly
34:33What is it Steve always says?
34:35This is a rapidly expanding market
34:38And it might look like we're sitting around
34:39Drinking tea and eating biscuits
34:41Talking about last night's match
34:42It does look like that
34:43But we are an essential part of Manchester's
34:45Increasingly competitive transportation infrastructure
34:48You took the words right out of my mouth
34:51Have you finished now?
34:52Don't let it ring more than twice
34:53Hello streetcars
34:58Brexit doesn't matter for me
35:00Well, you have a false identity
35:01But it would matter for her
35:03Well, there's ways round everything
35:04You do know you'd have to come back after 90 days, don't you?
35:07We'd apply for a visa
35:08On what grounds?
35:09I'd get a waitressing job
35:11Well, you struggled to even boil the kettle, Betsy
35:13I'd make sure she was safe if she stayed longer
35:16And you really think that this is the best way forward
35:18For an 18-year-old kid who has a whole future ahead of her
35:21Hmm?
35:22Dodging the system in Spain
35:23Might be exciting
35:24Being detained by passport control
35:26Yeah
35:27Yeah, that's loads of fun
35:28Maybe this is what she's so keen to get away from
35:31Being patronised and condescended to
35:33Well, take her
35:33Be my guest
35:35So how you get on together
35:36I wish you both the very best of luck
35:38I hate it when you get like this
35:40I always used to hate it
35:41Get like what?
35:43Rational
35:44Unlike you, I still live in the real world
35:47And I'm not invisible and nor is she
35:49We can't all have government-sponsored false identities and lavish villas
35:54You wouldn't need one, we'd have mine
35:55It's not that lavish
35:56Look, if you don't want her to stay with me forever
35:59Let her come for 90 days
36:01Well, nothing's stopping her
36:03Knock yourselves out
36:05We should let mum absorb this properly
36:07With a calm head
36:09See you too
36:12Love you
36:14You too
36:15We'd all go
36:17Carla too
36:20Yeah, yeah, great idea
36:22And then after the 90 days is up
36:24We could live under the radar
36:26Hide in a cave, maybe
36:28Give up our jobs
36:30Our home
36:32Our cars
36:33Yeah, she was right
36:34You are a nightmare
36:36When you get like this
36:37You would have to trade everything for the life that she's promising, you know
36:40With a fake identity
36:42You would be as good as on the run
36:44I'd get a visa
36:45They don't just hand them out like confetti
36:47No, I'm sorry, Betsy
36:49We can't all move to Spain
36:51Life just doesn't work like that
36:53And Brexit most certainly doesn't
36:55Not to mention your mum's quote-unquote situation
36:57This whole thing
36:59It's just a pipe dream
37:02Why do people say quote-unquote?
37:05Darling, I don't mean to upset you, you know
37:08If those things weren't in the way
37:16Would you come with us?
37:22And live as one big happy family
37:25Carla too
37:27No
37:30No, Betsy
37:33I'm afraid that wouldn't be for me
37:37Thank goodness for that
37:42What are we doing with it kicking off on top of everything else?
37:45This street chat thing's a nightmare
37:47Why does every single person feel the need to say welcome?
37:51It's just being nice
37:52Who's Rita?
37:54Well, I'm glad to hear that she's doing all right
37:56Yeah, baby steps, mate
37:57Yes, gents
37:58Oh, any word on your boy?
37:59No, not yet
38:00Oh, they've got their head up the back sides of that age, haven't they?
38:03Brownie, please, and Tim?
38:04A yellow pint
38:05This Gail one is a nuisance and all
38:08Which one is she?
38:09Well, actually, she's moved to France, irony of all ironies
38:12Then she has no business being on this forum
38:14And I shall tell her so
38:16I'm going to hang that up out the back so there's no more mishaps
38:19It's such a shame, though
38:20Well, I've asked one of our drivers to have a bit of a moot around Victoria
38:23Oh, thanks, love
38:24Where are you going?
38:25Hull
38:25Now?
38:27Yeah, that way we've got all bases covered
38:28Let all his mace and the parents know I'm coming
38:31If he's there, we'll flush him out
38:32Well, if he is there, don't go too hard on him, please
38:34I'll go and feed Susie, lest she starve to death
38:37No, I've put her in the back room
38:38She's watching telly with a bag of crisps
38:40Crisps?
38:42A nutritious meal for a child
38:43Good luck, anyway
38:45Thanks for your help, Kirk
38:46I won't forget it, mate
38:48At least we can do
38:49Kirk, who's he calling Kirk?
38:50No, I'm sorry
38:51He's still finding his feet, isn't he?
38:53Kirk, Kirk
38:54Did you see Grandad before he went to bed?
38:58Oh, yeah
38:58He was dead chuffed with his wife
39:00Couldn't see through it
39:01Nothing to see through
39:03Messed up
39:04Made amends
39:05That's how life works, baby
39:07Oh, yeah
39:07Just as simple as that, isn't it?
39:10Like when you kill Kalnazia
39:11Has he?
39:13No, I did not
39:14Do you know, on that occasion, though
39:16I don't suppose a box of wine for his mother had cut it
39:19I had nothing to do with that fire
39:21It was an accident and a tragedy
39:24Right, that's me
39:25Only 17 more pages to go
39:27What's it about?
39:29Just like spies
39:30What, can I read it after you?
39:32I have never seen you with a book in your hand
39:35I have never seen you with a saucepan in your hand
39:38But I bet you've made the odd meal
39:40Night
39:41Night, babe
39:42Good night
39:42Oh, by the way, what colour is it for the bins tonight?
39:45Brown
39:46Blue
39:46Right
39:47I'll be doing it, then
39:50Vile, poisonous creature
39:52Trying to curry favour with my daughter now
39:55I've never seen you with a book or a saucepan
39:58But I've heard you're a dab hand with an ornament
40:00Was that an accident as well?
40:03If you want your head stoving in, you're going the right way about it
40:06I know you want Stevie back
40:08It's just not going to happen, love
40:10Oh, please
40:11I wouldn't take him back if he begged me
40:13I can barely stand the sight of you
40:14He's only knocking you off to try and make me jealous
40:17Working though, isn't it?
40:19Eh?
40:21Listen
40:21This is my mother's house
40:24I grew up here and you are not welcome
40:27I hope the boys say otherwise
40:29But thank you for your input, Tracey
40:31You're so stupid
40:33You didn't even realise her phone was unplugged
40:35Do you know if I was you
40:39I'd keep an eye on those bouquets you keep in front of the shop
40:44Because you wouldn't want anyone snipping their heads off while you're not looking, would you?
40:50Try it
40:51And then she stormed off up the stairs
40:55I like the bit about the cave
40:57It's true though, isn't it?
40:59Three mums in the cave with an 18-year-old waitress all on the run in Spain
41:03Not a bad premise for a sitcom, that
41:05Kind of like a woke twist on the Flintstones
41:07Uh-oh
41:10Auntie Collar isn't laughing
41:11They got Becky a villa
41:13I mean, what's to say they're not going to get Betsy a visa
41:16None of this is laughable, is it?
41:17No, I'm all for having an adventure
41:18You know, like living abroad and travelling
41:20But preferably with mates her own age
41:23Yeah, well, it will be an adventure
41:25Especially compared to rainy old Weatherfield
41:27Maybe I should live with Becky
41:28I loved it when I was out there, mate
41:30I mean, Spanish isn't that bad
41:31Oh, great
41:32I'll just be left on me own
41:34You really think I'll go?
41:35I don't know
41:37What, on transfers with the Spanish police force?
41:40Not sure I'd get by on dos cervezas, por favor
41:43You'd pick it up
41:44Plus the Zinterpol
41:45Anyway, it doesn't really rain that much in Manchester, it's just a myth
41:48Geographical reality
41:51Yeah, on a serious note though
41:54He used to say they couldn't cope
41:55Obstacles aside
41:57I mean, Alicante's a beautiful place
42:00And you've got Valencia just up the road
42:02Oh, there's a city
42:03If Betsy gets a glimpse of it out there, she isn't going to come back
42:07Well, she... I wouldn't
42:09Any word?
42:16Ben's in Hull now looking around, but there's no word yet
42:19It's quarter to midnight
42:21I know
42:22I've got Glenda locking up
42:23Did you call the police?
42:24Yeah, I just... I got all flustered when Ed's give his description
42:28Did you tell them it's happened before?
42:30Yeah
42:31That copper that was in last night
42:34You could ask if she could help
42:36Maggie, what if he's had an accident?
42:38He'll turn up
42:40But when he does, he needs to understand what he's put you through
42:44And you need to understand what you've put him through
42:48He'll be loving this
42:50Idiot needs to grow up
42:52Is this his school bag?
42:55Yeah
42:55You going through his stuff?
42:56I think she thinks she's going to find a secret diary or something
42:59I have yet to hear a better idea
43:01I suppose you don't care as much if it's not your own flesh and blood
43:05She cares!
43:06Well, look, something's happened to him and we're not going to know what until the police get the finger out
43:10Just don't press the panic button
43:12How can I not?
43:13Look at this
43:13Thanks for last night
43:15You understand me so well
43:18Kiss kiss
43:19Who's that from?
43:20Doesn't say
43:21Let's have a look
43:27Kiss kiss
43:28That's your answer
43:29Or a clue at least
43:31He's in love
43:33I don't care if he is
43:34If anything's happened to that boy, you'll regret the day you came here
43:40And I'll make sure of that
44:04If something is wrong
44:06Harley
44:07Baby that jumps
44:07This is yourや!'
44:08No
44:10There's no
44:10Do
44:13No
44:16I don't want other people...
44:17I don't want other people, maybe
44:18I'm not happy
44:19I just look into their own
44:20Something like this
44:21Tim�ly
44:22I have photos
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