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00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:30It's me. Are you sure that Debbie hadn't told Kev?
00:45Because he's gutted.
00:47Are you at what I've done to him?
00:49Yeah, I know. I know. I love you too.
00:56I'm starving.
00:58I'm drinking some breakfast.
00:59Good morning, Debbie.
00:59Good morning.
01:00Well, as soon as it's my fault you filled up an appetite,
01:03I'm thinking I should treat him.
01:04I'm glad we stayed in in the end.
01:06It's really nice just to spend some time together.
01:08Morning, fellas.
01:09Hey, George.
01:10Good morning.
01:12Oh, no, no. It's where I trapped my fingers.
01:15You're going to think bad of me, aren't you?
01:17Well, no, I just...
01:19Sorry. My bad.
01:20Try again.
01:25Whee!
01:25Rita is absolutely insisting that she can get herself down those stairs.
01:31What's she coming down for?
01:33I reckon she has to bag some sweets up into quarters.
01:35Oh, I can do that.
01:36Well, then you tell her.
01:38I've just been accused of treating her like an invalid.
01:41You know what? I don't watch her on them stairs.
01:43It's like human Jenga.
01:45One wrong step and then...
01:46George! Hi!
01:49Hiya.
01:50Erm, er, what have you got there?
01:51Oh, soup.
01:53Mulgatoni.
01:53Oh!
01:54I do like a soup with lots of syllables.
01:56I mean, the word soup doesn't really do it justice, does it?
01:59It's for Rita.
02:00I'm going to hand it to her and I'm going to say,
02:03while that big heart of yours is a beater,
02:06Rita,
02:07and that gorgeous smile is on that face,
02:10sustenance is the key.
02:11Well, er, it's like, er,
02:17do you think you need a holiday, George?
02:18Do you know what?
02:19I'm going to heat that up for a dinner,
02:22but, er, actually, I need a favour, George.
02:26Come with me.
02:28She'll be down in a second.
02:29I mean, you can give it to me.
02:30It's tried to be to say,
02:31while your heart is a beater, Rita...
02:34Listen, George...
02:35Yeah, I do struggle when it's people I know.
02:37I kind of get caught between being professional and,
02:39well, being me.
02:42Lovely you.
02:44And you made soup.
02:45It's so kind.
02:47It's just, look, erm...
02:49Rita's not...
02:52She's, erm, she's, er,
02:54she's not really talking about things yet,
02:57health-wise, yet.
02:59Oh, flipping heck, no, my big gob.
03:01I am so sorry, Jenny.
03:02Was I not meant to know about, well, whatever it is?
03:05Am I allowed to know what it is?
03:06Hey, hey, let's, let's not get bogged down.
03:08I mean, you know, when you've been so supportive.
03:13Oh.
03:17Is it, erm...
03:19Is it a voucher?
03:20Hi, Christina.
03:21Hello, love.
03:22Free cuddle with every gazette.
03:23Oh.
03:24Bless you.
03:26Erm, so, yeah, sorry, I meant to leave you a note.
03:28Yes, I didn't clean the viewing room.
03:31I'm not going to lie.
03:32Now, when I'm left there on my own,
03:33I start thinking somebody's going to start knocking
03:34from inside one of the...
03:35Well, if that was to ever happen,
03:37and I'm pretty certain it wouldn't,
03:39I do hope someone will be there to hear it.
03:41Well, not our Christina, clearly.
03:43Oh, don't boil it.
03:46The soup.
03:47A gentle simmer.
03:49Hey, listen, just call me if you need me.
03:52Any time.
03:53Thanks, George.
03:54See you.
03:54Should I bring you two to be at school?
04:01Mum's bringing Dad home any minute.
04:03They're stuck in temporary traffic lights.
04:05Nana Revalum reckons they've nowhere to put them temporary lights,
04:07so they just stick them around town.
04:10Bye.
04:10Hey, how you guys?
04:11All right, girls?
04:12Bye, hi there.
04:13All right, mate.
04:15Yeah, I'm all right.
04:16Apart from all this faff now.
04:18Right, girls.
04:19Wait a minute.
04:25Right.
04:26Oh, stop that.
04:26Now, you're all right now.
04:27It's OK.
04:28I've got it, I've got it.
04:30Right.
04:31Oh, no, transfer board.
04:33Is he supposed to sit on that?
04:34Oh, hope.
04:36Go on, go to school, both of you.
04:37Go on, we'll manage.
04:38Bye, Dad.
04:39Bye, Dad.
04:39Bye.
04:42How since were you and Abby?
04:44We're talking.
04:46You should worry about yourself.
04:49I'll put a brown waiter.
04:53Roy!
04:54I thought you were off to listen to Chris Packham talking about bats.
04:57Ah, hi, yes.
04:58He is a great bat supporter.
05:00He would be preaching to the choir, as they say.
05:03And, unfortunately, Shona is not so well.
05:06She's going to try and be in my lunchtime.
05:08There's no one else to cover.
05:10Give me that.
05:11I can knock up her full English with the best of them.
05:17So is that a yes, then?
05:18It's a...
05:19No.
05:20But what even is this promotion?
05:22Oh, it's a new vodka.
05:23It's a club in the village.
05:26This means banging tunes, free shots, and it's all hosted by a drag queen, Patti O'Doors.
05:30She's been going on about it all week, posting.
05:32Come on, I need wingmen.
05:33I've arranged a date.
05:35Ah, so are you safety mates?
05:36Well, Gemma's working and, well, James didn't even reply so.
05:41Not even first choice safety mates.
05:43Well, Glenda's coming.
05:44Yeah?
05:45Although she's only coming to Gorp because she's convinced that I can't do casual dating.
05:48So I'm going to prove her wrong.
05:50You can't do casual.
05:51You're a stress head.
05:51I can and I will.
05:54I don't think we need Canal Street on a Wednesday afternoon.
05:58Thanks, but...
05:58Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
06:00Why not?
06:01Yes, Todd.
06:01Why not?
06:03Well, Canal Street can get a bit chaotic.
06:06Well, I'm on paperwork today.
06:08I mean, chaotic sounds way more fun.
06:10Well, great.
06:11I'm going to have to clear it with George, but...
06:14Yeah?
06:17I need you to sign that, mate.
06:19Hey!
06:20Hey!
06:22I saw you out there with Debbie.
06:24I thought I'd keep a low profile in case you gave yourself away.
06:28Gave myself away?
06:29How?
06:29One look and you want to lure me back to a hotel.
06:32Then chuck me out in case she caught you.
06:33I didn't chuck you out, all right?
06:35I just...
06:36I didn't want to know when I had someone in there.
06:38Well, then you ran into them in the corridor, so that went well.
06:40See, I think you loved the drama.
06:45So, why don't we risk it again this afternoon?
06:48Only this time, stay as long as you like.
06:51I'm off to the village.
06:52Shaw mentioned some vodka promotion or something.
06:54Just need a nod that they can pick up later.
06:56Vodka promotion?
06:58You never know.
06:59I might get lucky.
07:00And as you say, I love the drama.
07:03Hey, Arshad, listen, it's Daddy here.
07:05I was thinking of arranging a video call with your brother later,
07:08so let me know when you finish your shift.
07:10OK.
07:10Hi.
07:17Hello.
07:17Hi.
07:18Hey, guys, you all right?
07:19Yeah.
07:27Wow.
07:28What are we all celebrating?
07:31Sean's anniversary.
07:32He and his future husband will remember this afternoon,
07:36the first time they saw each other through a Canal Street crowd and...
07:40and you.
07:42No.
07:42No.
07:43No, Mary.
07:44Just a bit of casual dating.
07:45Nah, he's kidding himself.
07:46I most certainly am not, I'll have you know.
07:49Actually, my date had a family crisis and bailed on me.
07:52Did I panic?
07:53No.
07:53Did I stress?
07:53No.
07:54I just got straight back on the app and I forged myself a Plan B.
07:57A couple of tunes to get us in the mood, oh, pre-loading.
08:00Right then, are we hot to go?
08:01Yeah, as soon as Gemma gets here to take over.
08:03Oh, you are utterly kidding me.
08:07What, has Plan B bailed on you?
08:09No.
08:10Plan A says he's coming after all.
08:13A triangle.
08:14How modern.
08:15No, Mary, a mess.
08:17Cancel Mr B.
08:18Well, you see, if I cancel B and A's a disaster, I've lost B.
08:23If I cancel A and I knock him back and he turns up anyway and he sees me with B,
08:28then I could lose both.
08:30A casual dating.
08:32I am being casual, Glenda.
08:34Proportionately.
08:35That, show me B.
08:38That's B.
08:40A must be really hot.
08:42Oh, yeah.
08:44Oh, speaking of hot.
08:45Hello, handsome.
08:46Hey, what have I missed?
08:47He's up, one of these.
08:49Could I make a little suggestion?
08:51There we go.
08:52So you have them both turn up, right?
08:54And then we all take a vote.
08:58It could be more casual than that, you know.
09:00You pick one, you let the other one down.
09:02Go on.
09:03It's like I'm with you.
09:04I mean, I haven't gone with John this afternoon and I'm an excellent judge of character.
09:08Got the judge a bit right.
09:09Oh, I've missed shots.
09:11Oh, come on then.
09:11You're round, love.
09:12I've also missed Sean's dilemma.
09:14Two men, one date.
09:15Ah.
09:16Show me the spear.
09:17I'm in the mood.
09:18Pause off.
09:18Right, you.
09:19Glad rags.
09:20Hurry up.
09:20Does that mean we get to vote on your suitors?
09:25Absolutely, Mary.
09:26A or B, A or B.
09:28I've got to get some more.
09:29Okay.
09:30Could possibly go wrong.
09:31I make a mean carbonara, why?
09:36Mum, I'm organising a rota, but I'm going to check with Jenny first about these dietary requirements.
09:43You're still here?
09:44Shona phoned her.
09:46She's still under the weather.
09:47You should have contacted me.
09:48Well, I tried your mobile, but you didn't respond.
09:50Well, I fear I was seduced by Chris Packham.
09:54Oh.
09:55Uh, we're cooking for Rita.
09:58Hmm.
09:59Yeah.
09:59Just take a bit of pressure off Jenny.
10:01I thought if we cooked a meal, say, every other day.
10:04Ha!
10:05Maybe I shouldn't tear a ligament if it means you organising meals on wheels for me.
10:10It's a bit more serious than that, Brian.
10:12Is it?
10:14The hospital.
10:15She had a scan.
10:16A torn ligament in her ankle.
10:18And a cob on.
10:19That's all Rita's got.
10:26What's this?
10:27It's a fund to give you the edge.
10:32How much is in there?
10:33Oh, well, enough for fancy meals for two, taxis home.
10:39I can't take this.
10:40Listen, George is a good'un.
10:44But that Christina, she's a schemer.
10:46I'm levelling the playing fields.
10:49You put that safe.
10:53Hello.
10:56Rita.
10:57Yes?
10:58Pardon my directness.
11:00But how are you?
11:01On a scale of, say, one to terminally ill.
11:04Is it out of ten?
11:06Yeah.
11:07With ten being terminal.
11:08Oh.
11:09How about three?
11:11Three out of ten.
11:13I'll live.
11:19The suit was lovely, by the way.
11:24Why do I think there's some that I should know?
11:26Are they here?
11:42Where are they?
11:42Davis.
11:43We should scatter.
11:44I'll set up a WhatsApp group so that we can share intel.
11:47No, Mary.
11:48No.
11:48Just no.
11:49Well, they're not here yet.
11:50Neither of them are.
11:51He's getting stressed already, isn't he?
11:53No, I'm not.
11:54I just thought we might get some free shots of vodka in before, you know, we get going.
11:58Shouldn't the promotion have started by now?
12:00I'm not sure vodka shots will be your friend if you're juggling dates, Sean.
12:04I bet you're glad you invited up on this vibe killer now, aren't you?
12:06Come on, let's go and get a little buddy.
12:08Woo-hoo!
12:10If we have to pay for our drinks, I'm going to sue Sean.
12:13It's got zero and a false pretenses.
12:14Well, I'd much prefer a pint anyway, to be honest.
12:18This can't be any worse than the Drag Night and the Rovers, can it?
12:20Well, you had a lot on your plate.
12:22Oh, true.
12:23I'm not a big fan of Drag anywhere, to be honest with you.
12:25I thought you'd come to the right place, then.
12:27Are you Patti O'Doge?
12:29Do I look like a drag queen?
12:31Carol!
12:34It's Glenda.
12:35I gave Malcolm John's tap letters and the cruise ship summer school out of Portsmouth.
12:40Oh, well, maybe you should have taught him not to land his mother in the lurch when he's got a promotion.
12:44Okay.
12:45Patti O'Doge.
12:47That's welcome.
12:48Oh, I knew he'd come, God.
12:51Hey, where is he?
12:52Oh, it's shit, Sue, Missy.
12:55She swallowed a yo-yo.
12:57Oh, still at the best.
12:59He said if he's not back by three, I'm the standing.
13:02Well, it's gone by three already.
13:04I can tell the time, sweetheart.
13:06I mean, I'm not a shot girl type of bird.
13:10I mean, look at this.
13:12And the costumes.
13:14I mean, I should be behind that bar, not on a stage.
13:18I can't think of anything I'd rather do less than funnel free vodka down the gullets of a baying crown to 80s pop.
13:25I can't think of anything I'd love to do more.
13:28He's just so lovely to me and concerned.
13:33That's because you lied to him.
13:35No, I didn't lie.
13:36I just let him assume.
13:38You're as bad as Christina.
13:40No, no, that's different.
13:41She's...
13:42Well, you said it, didn't you?
13:43She's a schemer.
13:44And what are you?
13:46Well, I'm...
13:48I'm a sad, lonely fool.
13:54And he made me feel...
13:56Well, it sounds stupid to say it now.
13:58Go on.
13:59He made me feel seen and cared about.
14:03Like he sees somebody different than what I see when I look in the mirror.
14:06Oh, give over.
14:07No, I'm serious.
14:09I used to know who I was.
14:11Pulling pints.
14:13Sparring with Daisy.
14:14Coming in here to get the gossip.
14:17I knew everyone's tipple.
14:20I could stop a fight from brewing.
14:23I knew what number Total Eclipse of the Heart was on the jukebox for when I wipe down before lights out.
14:30C7.
14:32And now what do I do?
14:34I screw the lids off sweets.
14:35And I'm sorry, Rita Putt.
14:38Life is too short for weighing out bonbons.
14:41I'd say life's too short for lying to good people.
14:46Yeah.
14:47I'll get you the money.
14:49Do you still want him then, George?
14:53Because if you do, I suggest you start with an apology.
14:57I don't know.
14:59I don't know.
15:00I mean...
15:01I like him.
15:04And, you know, I do...
15:05I wish that I really did want him because, like you say, he's a good man.
15:09But I know what I'm like.
15:12And I'll get bored and I'll try and change him into something more exciting.
15:17But Christina doesn't deserve him, I know that much for sure.
15:20That's not a good reason to try and snare him.
15:24No.
15:25No.
15:26And I still think you should apologise for the way you've behaved.
15:31And not just to George.
15:34I'm sorry, Rita.
15:38There you go.
15:39So we'd go on school trips and everyone would have to take a snack that they really didn't like.
15:44Ah, you see, here is a fatal flaw in your plans, Sienna, because you might be able to resist the fig roll.
15:48But if Arsha sees these, you're not seeing any of them for crumbs.
15:51Hmm, it's hard for the heads up.
15:53Right, I'll score something else for when she comes back to work.
15:56Yeah, let me know.
15:58When she comes back?
16:00Yeah.
16:01Yeah, she's still off.
16:03You knew that, right?
16:04Yeah, yeah, it's just a...
16:07senior moment.
16:09Right, I'll see you later.
16:10Yeah.
16:10Yeah.
16:14Woo-hoo!
16:17All the great surprise!
16:19Hiya!
16:20Woo-hoo!
16:21Wait for it, wait for it!
16:23Ja-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
16:25Where?
16:26I'll be the black and more then!
16:28Woo-hoo!
16:29We'll charge in the air if you'd like a refill, please!
16:34Right, right, okay, that's Aidan, and he's in the village, he's gonna come and meet us.
16:39Is Aidan A?
16:40No, Aidan's B.
16:42Benji's A.
16:44Oh, that's him.
16:45He's saying he's in a cab.
16:47Back of a cab, he'll be here in five minutes.
16:48He's gonna come and meet us and all.
16:49Right, okay, I'm gonna go and get Glenda off the stage.
16:52Can we not just stick to A and B?
16:53I mean, it's confusing.
16:55Why wouldn't Aidan be A?
16:56I don't think I'm gonna wait for one of Shalons' leftovers.
16:59I'll find me on.
17:00Well, nobody's safe, eh?
17:01Absolutely nobody.
17:02I think you look like a pimp-up snake.
17:03Do you know what?
17:04It's a really nice snake, actually.
17:05Yeah, I'm talking to the boat.
17:06Oh, shut up, you.
17:07Oh, no.
17:08Oh, no.
17:09Oh, no.
17:10Oh, no.
17:11Oh.
17:12Oh, no.
17:13Oh, no.
17:14Oh, no.
17:15Oh, no.
17:16Oh, no.
17:17Oh, no.
17:18Oh, no.
17:20Oh, no.
17:20Oh, no.
17:21Oh, nice snake, actually.
17:22I'm talking to the boat.
17:23Oh, shut up, you.
17:24Oh, no.
17:25Oh, no.
17:26How's Missy?
17:27Oh, 500 quid and that yo-yo will never climb its tree again.
17:30Oh, this goddess taught me my size nines can just have along with the best of them.
17:40Snogs, everybody!
17:44Enough of the orders. No offence.
17:47Your main meal is here!
17:51We're going to go in judging panel, come on, we're going to go and have a dance.
17:54Todd, I don't know why I put myself through it.
17:56Thank you for taking me off the market, the date and going to hell.
17:59Hey, I wouldn't know.
18:00Well, trust me, it gets messy.
18:02Hello, Scott, heavy tears, nothing else for you to fear.
18:08Shake your ass, come on, let me hear you.
18:10Now scream!
18:11I'm referring to an effigy of everything I used to be.
18:15You are like a baby.
18:17Guys here, come on!
18:18So come on!
18:19Be an entertainer!
18:23One of those grabby stick things, warm socks, a DVD from the charity shop of Whale Music.
18:34Six cans of lager, a family size bag of cheese and onion crisps and a beltering facade.
18:40What's this? A mercy mission?
18:43Hey! What are you doing?
18:45I can manage.
18:46Hiya.
18:47Hiya.
18:48I'm just passing but glad to see you're home, Tyrone.
18:51Oh, I was just out sorting the bins, honestly.
18:53Came back in, he's off the sofa.
18:55I can open my own front door, you know.
18:57Yeah, you can but you don't have to.
18:59And it's our own front door.
19:01Oh, come in.
19:02Hiya.
19:03Hiya.
19:04Hiya.
19:05Hiya.
19:06Hiya.
19:07He's gone, he's passed here, sorry.
19:08Where's Kevin?
19:09Breakdown.
19:10Emotional or car?
19:12Car?
19:13Well, it'll be emotional next, won't it?
19:15Have you moved out yet?
19:17Do you want me to come and sit on your case?
19:19Help you zip it up?
19:20How come we've not said up to Kevin about Carl?
19:23Well, he needs a chance to get his head straight, don't he?
19:28And he doesn't need to know you're collecting Websters like Pokemons.
19:32Me and Carl love each other.
19:34And we don't want to go public and do that to Kevin.
19:37Oh, B!
19:38I could shake you!
19:42It's not right you live in there.
19:44You need to pack your bags today.
19:46Or I will tell him.
19:50This is such a mess.
19:53Can I take this?
20:02Thanks.
20:03Busy shift?
20:05Yeah.
20:06Mental.
20:07Honey, I know you weren't there.
20:09What?
20:10Yeah, Sienna was in it earlier on.
20:11She said that, er...
20:12Right, okay, so why try and catch me out?
20:14Okay, well, why do that?
20:16Why set a trap?
20:17No, it wasn't a trap.
20:18I'm just trying to find...
20:19What, you could have just said!
20:20Okay, it's just nasty!
20:21Cheers, mate!
20:22Prepare with them!
20:23Now, you see, Glenda is a B, okay?
20:24But I...
20:25What?
20:26I'm an A.
20:27But we have a casting vote.
20:28A, my vote say, it's the Chaps.
20:29The Chaps?
20:30The Chaps?
20:31He's not wearing Chaps.
20:32Neither of them are wearing Chaps.
20:33Oh.
20:34Oh.
20:35Oh.
20:36Oh.
20:37Oh.
20:38Oh.
20:39Oh.
20:40Oh.
20:41Oh.
20:42Oh.
20:43Oh.
20:44Oh, and A.
20:45Oh, and A, but we have a casting vote.
20:46A, my vote say it's the Chaps.
20:47Chaps?
20:48He's not wearing Chaps.
20:49Neither of them are wearing Chaps.
20:50Oh.
20:51Oh.
20:52Oh.
20:53again oh don't bother give it here oh do you know what i've done glendis right i'm not cut out for
20:59any of this i'm just going to be honest i'm going to say there's been a glitch in the atmosphere
21:03and i'm just going to say to the pair of them whichever one of you wants me i'm yours for the
21:08which one is he again time for a box cheers
21:13look why don't you go and join him no them the guys nah i'm good you know go on honestly have a
21:24dance no yeah i'm fine honestly go hey
21:32the old there's things i'm going to say to you i am not interested you're going to listen you don't
21:47get to tell me what to do i'm going nowhere is that right owen is it because i'd think about that if
21:55i were you very very carefully okay
22:25are you drunk as usual no it's how you'll lay his fling then that fellow you'll wait for me
22:37what don't you just crawl back under whatever stone you can't scare me anymore scared you can't control
22:47me or gaslight me gaslighting what are you talking about could you mean you gaslighted me that's
22:53gaslighting wasn't it you that fell apart every time that i went to danielle there was there was
22:58a hundred messages you know don't take a favor oh did i yeah that last time when i ran from the
23:02flat no coat no shoes he never even asked what happened he never checked oh because you did it
23:07for attention is that why this nurse found me at a bus stop i didn't believe my story about how it locked
23:14myself out all right and did you tell them that you've been drinking you recognized the pattern
23:21self-blame shame excuses and you made me get help so that i realized what it was you were doing how
23:29you'd always blame the church and the conversion therapy so that i'd forgive you oh right so we're
23:33saying what hang on so you're saying that conversion therapy whether that didn't happen what and now i'm
23:39a gaslighter it happened but guess what he'd been buried too the nurse and the support group he was
23:47in all survived the same thing and no one not one turned out like you depression yeah all kinds of
23:56shame to work through suicidal thoughts relentless but they didn't treat people the way that you treated me
24:05it's not the church that did that deal it's you it's in you
24:13so that was charge extra for reinventing the past
24:20just a loving boyfriend
24:24you know the nurse that i said about this is him
24:28what's going on what's going on what sorry he's not worth it what sorry who's not worth it what come
24:37here and say that hey hey hey theo theo i've just been looking for you who was that no it's just a
24:42couple of weeks trying to start a fight we'll rise above it that was only targeted because i came out
24:48here to calm down thanks to you mate yeah we're leaving hey you missed the end of dating story
24:55shunned me his mind up he's about to tell a lucky winner oh mary's bought fizz uh we'll be back in there
25:04nobody's ruined our debt what james wants is more important is it no
25:08where are you gonna go roy said that he'd put me and alfie up while we find somewhere no so dragging
25:30alfie up the street is better than him being in his own home i don't want you hoping hundred yards ain't
25:37gonna do that hundred miles wouldn't but i'll try it's a bit quick for jack and alfie too alfie will
25:46think having a daddy's somewhat you have for a bit then lose no you won't look i need to put him to bed
25:52to talk to him help him get his head round things what's the rush
25:56hi
26:04sorry todd's taking the afternoon off so i'm i'm quite busy
26:08okay well yeah um sorry i just i um i wanted to apologize for misleading you about rita
26:17was it a joke some sort of test no it was it was not like that rita must have thought i was some
26:26kind of ghoul touting for business no she knows it was it was all me just letting things spiral
26:33all's fair in love and war i suppose
26:37but to use that as a way to get me to spend more time with you rather than christina
26:41it was pretty low i need to get on
26:54the pirate pinball machine i was
26:58a million years old
27:00but darling if i could turn my time
27:08if i could find a way
27:12they are killing me
27:14you can't say they both said no
27:16i am they no they didn't say anything the pair of a or p they were too busy snogging each other up against the pirate pinball machine
27:22pirate pinball machine i was humiliated we can have that in the car on the way
27:27yes mother put one of these in a taxi once when we're on our way to away
27:31and it ricocheted off three windows and wiped out the waving cat the taxi man had stuck on the dashboard
27:38you know what i'm not sure i'm quite done clubbing catch you later
27:43oh rub it in why don't you
27:46that's the minibus cat that i bet that's ours come on
27:49look to the left to the left what theo would you just assume you've gone home but can you call me yeah
27:58wait
28:06i thought you'd gone
28:07you must reassess your life a lot being here day in day out
28:18perspective i suppose
28:20always available she was only a year older than me
28:24yeah it was sad
28:28sudden and i've just been sitting here thinking
28:31if this was my last year on earth what would i do and i could only think of what i wouldn't do
28:43which is
28:47be this person who does stupid unkind things
28:51so it's your last year on earth and the first thing you want to do is feel sorry for yourself
29:01harsh
29:03unfair
29:03no but you know when you've been happy somewhere right when you when you really feel like something
29:08fitted you i had a job in the rovers when i first lived around here bet lynch gave it well
29:13bet gilroy she was then and i'd watch her swanning around queen bee in this world that was all hers
29:27and i never imagined that one day that'd be me
29:32or that i'd feel like i really belonged there
29:35i've still got the name plate jennifer connor licensed to sell intoxicating liquor
29:47it's under me bed that's feeling sorry for myself yeah you're right
29:53you've built yourself up from nothing before
29:56you can do it again yeah maybe i just need holiday i'll go and i'll go and moan at me mate in
30:00tenerife instead what do you think she'd say oh well well she'd point at every bar in her town
30:07and she'd go you could run it better than them jen is that such a bad thing no no i i couldn't do
30:16that to rita you know she's she's dragged me through too many messes she's she's picked me up she's
30:22shook me she's put me back on my feet and no now it's my turn to take care of her
30:30hey roy oh um i just want to sit out for the offer but i don't need the bed i'm going to stay put
30:40for now well the the offer remains should you change your mind
30:51it's for alfie and jack of course it is we're parents first and we don't want to give alfie
30:58whiplash so we're going to take him through it gently carl will have to wait and me moving out
31:04i'll have to wait now you can drop your bomb if you want to but it'll be the kids you wear the most
31:16oh i hope you haven't come back for your soup it was delicious hey i do a pretty mean carrot and
31:23coriander no george i don't think jenny meant to lead you down the garden path at least not that far
31:34i know she's not happy rita with herself really with her life i think the answer is if we could find
31:44something else for her to do you know a different job can i be candid if it helps i think you're the key
31:55perhaps you need to realize that you're enough by yourself before you're ready to share your life
32:15with someone spoken like a true spinster of the parish well it takes one to know one
32:20i'll go and tell jemma she can go there he is look hey you todd's looking for you love dear me
32:29oh wow put that depression session on get some bangers on the jukebox operation cheer up sean has
32:37landed and a little press here from carol we make the queen mother oh yes don't tell the boss
32:43yes is that all of your home already uh well no uh todd's looking for my laddo there and james
32:51gave a little bit sharking what's sharking i don't know whatever you kids call it these days i don't
32:57know uh pulling copping off a little bit of flirty-girty oh oh hey oh
33:04did you not get my texts i'm looking for you
33:15i actually ordered a takeaway um i thought we could just chill together
33:20hey come on come on line him up come uh not for me to our um we get some food together
33:35here's the thing i won't tell kevin for jack and alphys sake but if you give me the slightest cause
33:42i will do so straight up emotional blackmail you're a grown man you should know right from wrong
33:49so take some responsibility and stay away from abby otherwise you never know i might get
33:54a bit confused together change my mind now get me a drink
34:05so didn't the hospital send tyrone home any painkillers honey oh no these are for me dev
34:10can't really moan about headache though can i with what he's going through of course you can
34:14how's he doing anyway uh i'm stuck between wanting to kiss him or kill him no bless him he's got it
34:21tough so don't tell him i've snuck out to take drugs whatever you do lips sealed send him
34:27oh thanks dev see you later hi asha
34:41i'm sorry for throwing a chocolate bar at you
34:44you know because you're obviously better at healing and harming people nope just can't throw straight
34:52here we go
34:57well dad i
35:02i don't want to be a paramedic anymore
35:08okay
35:10do you want to talk about it no
35:13no because you'll just be disappointed in me again honey look i know things have been tough okay
35:17but once that naomi faces justice then maybe i dropped the complaint okay but why why don't you
35:22want to see her punished for bernie
35:27i'm sorry
35:31but naomi agreed to not sue bernie if if i dropped the complaint
35:37oh
35:44is she is oh hello you've been cashing in your little love vouchers with georgie have you love
35:52hey bugger lugs i said george and i love vouchers are just friends nothing more he's knocked you back
36:00i knew it he's knocked you back do you know what i might go around there have a little go on him
36:04himself actually oh who said romance was dead hey do you know i told him that he has to find
36:10himself somebody way better than you shouldn't be hard rude no actually what's rude is you
36:15you always have been rude and selfish and you drag everybody down with you but not me
36:22not anymore so stay out my way do you know what i'm not going to dignify that with a response
36:27fine and you don't need to dignify yourself by pulling your skirt out your knickers either
36:34the
36:44yeah
36:45uh sausage and mash all right for ticos there was an offer on 60p off
36:53thank you but i i don't think i'm going to be asking george for any dates
36:57that's for flights flights flight one way are you trying to get rid of me
37:07jenny you should start trying to like yourself again
37:11and i don't think that's something you're getting around here
37:14i'm sorry if i was ungrateful before who wants to spend a life being grateful
37:20and if you do stick around long enough it'll be my turn i've got friends here good friends i will be
37:28all right has george been in by any chance is it true you kept the uh pub's nameplate
37:37are you gonna call me a soppy date no but i think we should uh raise a glass
37:41in the rovers eh it's just it it all feels so quick well jenny if you don't grab things quick time
37:51keeps racing through think about it but don't take too long and i still insist on raising a glass
37:59oh now that's the sentence i like to hear might uh make my decision i was into your minds oh about
38:05what whether to make you my carbonara or offer you my arm as a warm crutch and take you for a drink
38:17hey hey where do you stand on mango chutney smooth with bits i've actually got both
38:23uh struck me there's still so much i don't know about about you hey what are you doing there's a
38:31passcode so you can go through my phone properly it was open that photo is that is that the player
38:37from outside the club earlier so well i'm just trying to i mean you're obviously upset you said he
38:43tried to start a fight with you it it's my ex ex what so only todd's allowed to have a history
38:51well no i just i didn't know yeah well there was someone i used to see and then he started getting
38:58like this like what who are you talking to where are you here show me your phone that is not what
39:02i'm doing right now meanwhile you can flirt with anybody right in front of me who was i flirting with
39:06james oh for heaven's sake change the record what look i know what i saw right in front of my face
39:13i mean him up close you both whispering it was loud and i don't think him blasting my eardrum about not
39:20liking a song you're exactly flirting i know what i saw it's a club that's how people behave honestly
39:26if you'd spent more time in clubs don't talk to me like i'm some sort of clueless idiot i'm not i'm
39:31just look i'm sorry look i don't want to argue all right can we just eat and reset start again
39:37you know those battery operated fairy lights you can make them flash according to your mood really
39:50according to your mood right hello jenny i'll see you inside right okay
39:55are you coming in i don't know
40:05is that your licensee plate i was going to take a selfie with it at the door but you know
40:11george would tell me that that's me feeling sorry for myself and i'm done with that
40:15you'll soon find another pub door to hang it over no no no no not this one no this was jenny connor's
40:23gaff my next place will be jenny bradley's because one thing i know about her she can show up with
40:29now to make things happen you can't target with that if i can go from being a slip of a barmaid at
40:36bet lynch's beck and call to landlady clanging that bell every night then there ain't nothing i
40:42can't do well that's the one thing you had in common with bet lynch defiant sup up and get off
40:50well i'll say goodbye now if you're not coming in well it's not goodbye well it is goodbye just for
40:57today you think i won't be coming to tenerife i'll be looking to buy bikinis with tassels thank you for
41:06everything oh jenny i'll get the glasses filled hey oh just a minute for the journey it's a quarter
41:21i think it's a quarter but like you said life's too short to be weighing bonbons
41:26if you ever need me no no don't say that don't say that jenny i'm going to be all right
41:38now uh i'm a smooth mango guy so uh you can have the one with bits i thought you're getting
41:56changed taxi's here taxi yeah you said i should spend more time in clubs i didn't mean all right
42:05well let's at least eat first if we're going to go out again oh no no not us me and uh enjoy your
42:11smooth mango don't wait up you don't need to make trouble but you go there don't you hey you cause
42:23pain things happen you make them happen and you can make them stop so nothing's ever out of our control
42:28oh get that down your vodka hole and i'll put some melodrama on hey how about jenny's lock-up moodie
42:36not c7 someone
42:43i don't know i mean with a young lad i mean
42:46i don't know
42:53i always believe children like red sauce and grew to brown sauce
42:59Some of us never made a transition.
43:01It's been a palace.
43:03It's been a palace.
43:05We're a young lad.
43:07We're a young lad.
43:09We're a nice place to go.
43:11I don't know who else found.
43:29Well, set against the rolling hills of Andalusia
43:47comes a story of survival, deception and revenge.
43:50Brand new drama, Fraud, starts Sunday at 9.
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