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00:08Boys, if you're not ready in ten minutes,
00:10I'm gonna stick you on the roof and catapult you to school.
00:13Still not slept?
00:14Nah. I've got too much going through my head.
00:17Every little thing sets me off.
00:19Zoe, while you're here, you haven't got to worry, all right?
00:21If anyone wants to get to you, they've got to go through me first.
00:23Go and have a shower. Put your face on. That'll get you going.
00:26Thanks, Cat.
00:30But seriously, though, I could help you write a banging reference.
00:36I don't think they accept emojis, babe.
00:38Funny. You know, I could ask someone at the gritty bar, then.
00:41Has anyone seen the airbed?
00:43Can't she just, like, crash on the sofa?
00:45You try telling my mum that.
00:47Oh, come on, Eve. She's not that bad.
00:49No. No. I've just cleared up in here.
00:52All right, look, haven't you lot got places to be, eh?
00:54Yeah, I've got a school.
00:55Right, Priya, can you shift that lot?
00:57Oh, excuse me. People pay good money online for my old clobber.
01:00Look, Rochelle is ill, and we could do with someone helping out in the BAP van, yeah?
01:04Yeah.
01:05You'd love that, babe, wouldn't you?
01:06Mm-hmm.
01:07OK, hold on. If I'm buttering BAPs all day, then I want paying.
01:11Fine.
01:12But it's a trial.
01:14Huh? OK.
01:15OK.
01:16Nice one.
01:17Cool. Should we go?
01:18Yeah, Dad, you coming?
01:19Good.
01:20See ya.
01:21Right.
01:22Yep.
01:23See ya later.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Eve, listen.
01:27Listen.
01:28Please, stop stressing, OK?
01:30I will pick us up a blow-up van later.
01:33You know what she's like?
01:34Former president of Wakefield Women's Institute.
01:36Oh, come on.
01:37That's hardly gonna affect our chances of getting a reference.
01:39Aha!
01:40I didn't tell her that bit.
01:42Well, you do want her to show up, right?
01:46Oh.
01:51That Gazette must be riveted.
01:53You ain't come up for air all morning.
01:56Yeah, I know. Sorry, I just, er...
01:59You know, I was, um...
02:01I was thinking about Zoe earlier.
02:04And do you think you should be indulging her
02:06after all the nonsense last week?
02:08She's vulnerable.
02:09What am I supposed to do?
02:10Yeah, I get that.
02:11But it's not as if there's anybody after her, is there?
02:13I mean, that great geezer.
02:14He's banged up on Halloween.
02:16You know, I get her.
02:17That tricks can go bad and things...
02:19weren't particularly good that night.
02:20I suppose you get locked in.
02:22Look, hold on.
02:23Probably an accident.
02:24You know, kids messing about.
02:25Fake blood?
02:27Rest of my case.
02:28Fake Clara.
02:29You know the twins were messing around with it.
02:31But I will have a chat with them later, yeah?
02:33No, I was just thinking when I saw that video last week.
02:36You know, I thought about my mum.
02:39The one person who should have believed me.
02:41Who I could count on.
02:42I can't do that to Zoe.
02:44You know that's different, don't you, Kat?
02:47Right?
02:48This time next week, they'll all be blown over.
02:50As you know, the police didn't find anything.
02:52And in case you didn't know, there is no such thing as the boogeyman.
03:01Yeah, I know that.
03:03You look brighter.
03:04Yeah, well I gotta put one foot in front of the other, I suppose.
03:11Can't just mope around here all day.
03:13I have to get on with finding my son.
03:22Trifle for breakfast.
03:29I got up early and fed the chickens.
03:34Locked it.
03:35And then I must have...
03:39What's that?
03:40A letter from your pen pal.
03:41What's the name again?
03:42No, no, no.
03:43It's from the court.
03:44They need you to complete a medical assessment.
03:47Oh, right.
03:49Right, they've sent a date for an initial magistrate here in six weeks.
03:54Hey.
03:55Oh!
03:56Hiya, Phil.
03:57Didn't expect you till tonight.
03:59No.
04:00Where have you been?
04:01Oh, two weeksies, remember?
04:03Anyway, she had some birthday brunch planned, so I dropped on an earlier flight.
04:07Oh, did you have a nice time?
04:09Yeah.
04:10Yeah, good, thanks.
04:12So, how's things been going here then?
04:14Yeah, good. Fine.
04:15Aren't they, Nigel?
04:16Yeah, yeah, tickety-boob.
04:17What's that, then?
04:19What's what?
04:20These, uh...
04:22letters you've been trying to hide.
04:24Yeah, right.
04:26Um...
04:27Yeah.
04:28I can explain.
04:34Welcome back.
04:36Thanks, Marie.
04:37So, I've heard from Miss Watts, who wishes to close the case immediately.
04:52Of course she does.
04:53Can't you transfer everything into my name?
04:55Sorry, but as the account holder, Miss Watts has instructed me not to share any findings.
05:00Well, then can't you start a new case?
05:03I've made some significant headway, but if you want me to continue working on this, I will need a payment.
05:09How much are we talking?
05:10Around three thousand pounds.
05:12I don't have that kind of money.
05:13Then we'll have to pause...
05:15What about my son? You said you've made headway.
05:17I can't work for free, Miss Slater.
05:20Well, Sharon ain't forking out to trace your little fandling.
05:23Ain't you got toaster burn?
05:26Look...
05:28Please, I'll get you the money.
05:30Just tell me what you found.
05:33All I'll say is that I've traced a key piece of the jigsaw.
05:38But let's pick up another time.
05:51You know, I go away for a couple of weeks and suddenly it's up on four charges.
05:55I mean, what are you even thinking? How did he even get his hands on the keys?
05:59I... I... It was my fault. It wasn't Julie's.
06:01She might as well have driven you down the nick and handed you in.
06:04Excuse me.
06:05I must turn the whole things together here.
06:07And besides, I didn't want to mind you in Portugal, did I?
06:10Do you know what? A phone call would have been good, wouldn't it?
06:11It's not like he's forgot to empty the dishwasher or something.
06:13He's nicked a motor and run down two girls.
06:16Yes, I know. And we were waiting for the dust to stop.
06:19And Gina being one of them while George is living it.
06:21Or did you forget that bit?
06:22George was very forgiving.
06:24Was he? Because I wouldn't have been.
06:26Nigel was scared, not to mention ashamed.
06:29And so I was dealing with all of that.
06:31So please forgive me if ringing you wasn't top of my list.
06:34Well, that's backfired, innit?
06:35Because now, now he's looking at the scratch.
06:37Why don't I make my old lemon drizzle?
06:40Nigel, he wanted to do the right thing, okay?
06:44So he handed himself in.
06:45And I wanted to talk him out a bit.
06:47Because I wanted to take...
06:48Do you know what, do you know what, Julie?
06:49You're a joke, do you know that?
06:51I knew I shouldn't have let him out of us right.
06:53Excuse me, I'm his wife.
06:54Yeah, I know you are. Yeah, you are.
06:56And look what else got him, eh?
07:07So how do you think she'll take it?
07:10Who knows?
07:11And she didn't come to the wedding, did she?
07:13So...
07:14I guess she dodged a bullet there, to be honest.
07:16Sickie, all we got was a good luck card.
07:19And that was sent second class, so...
07:21I hardly think she'll be rolling out the bunting
07:24when we say we want to adopt.
07:27So what exactly have you told her?
07:29Because she's making a real big effort coming down here.
07:32Yeah, I, erm...
07:35I didn't say much on the phone, to be honest.
07:39She just knows that we've got some news.
07:41Okay, so we sell it as a new beginning.
07:44I bet she never expected to have grandchildren.
07:47Let's just hope she sees it like that.
07:49Hey, come on.
07:51And get a bigger picture, hmm?
07:55She's not due for a few hours.
07:57Exactly. This is her on over.
08:00Okay.
08:09Hello, Mum.
08:10Hello.
08:11Let me in before I'm mugged.
08:14Norma, hello.
08:16It's okay.
08:17Nice to see you.
08:18And you.
08:21Well, she weren't going to keep paying out the goodness of her own heart, was she?
08:24I know that. I just thought I could buy myself some time.
08:26The investigator says she's traced someone,
08:28but she wants three grand before she tells me more.
08:31I know things are tight, but...
08:33is there any chance of a loan?
08:35You mentioned letting one of the businesses go.
08:38Look, I'm sorry, Zoe. We would help you if we could.
08:41This is the closest I've got, so why does it feel like I'm a million miles away?
08:45So, sweetheart, you know, give her a couple of mums, get a few quid together.
08:48You'd better crank on, wouldn't you?
08:49Well, let's hope the trailer ain't going cold by the name.
08:52What's that with your mush?
08:53Don't panic.
08:54I can't mind.
08:55I wanted to do some cat yoga with Minnie Mo, but I can't find her.
08:56Anyway.
08:57She's gone.
08:58Your bathroom's very opulent.
08:59You keep a lovely home, Suki.
09:00Thank you, Norma.
09:01What is it they say?
09:02Home is where the heart is.
09:03Hmm.
09:04We weren't expecting you till this afternoon, Mum.
09:05Oh, well, your father insisted I get the first train down.
09:08I didn't.
09:09I didn't.
09:10I didn't.
09:11I didn't.
09:12I didn't.
09:13I didn't.
09:14I didn't.
09:15I didn't.
09:16I didn't.
09:17I didn't.
09:18I didn't.
09:19I didn't.
09:20I didn't.
09:21I didn't.
09:22I didn't.
09:23I didn't.
09:24I didn't.
09:25I didn't.
09:26I didn't.
09:27But, Eve, this place has got you all over it.
09:30Mm-hmm.
09:31Eve is very capable.
09:33She's the wind beneath my wings.
09:35Yeah, and thanks to Suki, I've made a proper home for myself, you know, and I'm just part
09:40of the family.
09:41Very commendable.
09:42So, what's this news?
09:45You didn't say much on the phone.
09:48Um, I guess it's, I guess it's about us.
09:53Why don't we go for breakfast first?
09:56Eh?
09:57My treat.
09:58Oh.
10:01No sign of her.
10:02You must have let her out.
10:03Oh, come on, sir.
10:04I didn't even see her.
10:05Okay, come on, everyone.
10:06Let's not turn this into a catastrophe.
10:09Okay, not funny.
10:11Listen, Suki, your cat's got form, okay?
10:13She's probably found a ball of string, I don't know, just hiding somewhere, yeah?
10:16Or, or, she's just gone for a move.
10:18There you go.
10:19You, Danny, you get it.
10:20She's a little baby, out there all on her own.
10:23She needs me.
10:24We'll find you, alright?
10:26We managed it last time, didn't we?
10:28What if someone's done this on purpose?
10:30Zoe, you're letting your mind run away of itself again.
10:32You're telling me you don't agree with me now?
10:34That you don't believe me about the barrel store, about the photo frame?
10:37I'm not saying that.
10:38I ain't waiting around.
10:40I'm gonna find her.
10:41Hey, Paul.
10:42Hey, looks like I arrived just in time.
10:43Done.
10:44She needs a little bit more sustenance than that, mate.
10:45I hope you live squacking.
10:46What's the doctor saying?
10:47Oh, I'm getting there.
10:48I've got to use these bad boys for a couple of weeks.
10:49They're around here, I reckon it'll come in handy.
10:50Hey, don't get any ideas, you heard what the consultants said.
10:51Push yourself.
10:52What's the risk?
10:53Alright, Dad, I'm just gonna be a bit slow.
10:54No, you chill, alright?
10:55The first rig hand today is Bill's Hills.
10:56Yeah.
10:57David's favourite, I guess.
10:58He's still at that car show with Harry then?
10:59Otherwise, I'm known as they have ditched the archers, the guy on their very own legs tour, AJ.
11:04He's a 46-year-old man.
11:05He's a 46-year-old man.
11:06I'm just going to be a little bit slow.
11:07He's a 46-year-old man.
11:08I'm just gonna be a bit slow.
11:09No, you chill, right?
11:11The first red gun today is Bill's Hills.
11:12Hey, cover his favorite.
11:15He's still at that car show with Harry then.
11:18Otherwise known as they ditched the arches
11:19the guy on their very own lads tour, AJ.
11:22He's a 46 year old man.
11:24He'll come back when he's ready.
11:26All right.
11:27Do it, dawg.
11:32Minimo!
11:33Yeah, can you do that?
11:34Minimo!
11:36Come to mama!
11:41You can't see my kitten.
11:43You're making a habit of losing things.
11:45First your kid, now your cat.
11:47I reckon Minimo's had a lucky escape.
11:50Bet you and Sharon are loving this, ain't ya?
11:53What are you doing sneaking up on me?
11:55I wasn't.
11:56Just look like you need some help.
11:57Leave me alone.
11:59I know we've had our issues, but we had a good team before.
12:02Right?
12:06You're welcome.
12:08No.
12:17Yo, Reggie.
12:17Just get out of prison.
12:19All right, um, leave you with me elsewhere, you know?
12:31You're all from your quiet coach, huh?
12:44What's up?
12:45Nothing.
12:46Everything's cool.
12:51All right, look, one of my workers lost some product, yeah?
12:56And I'll see the bosses tomorrow, so I need to get that sorted.
12:59In the meantime, I need you back here.
13:03What about Harry?
13:05Forget all of that.
13:07He's nodding off, he'll be fine.
13:09I need you back here, yeah?
13:11What he has with me for hours.
13:13I've been watching him.
13:14Kojo, Kojo.
13:16The bags.
13:17Now.
13:18Because if you don't buck up your ideas, I'm gonna have to make sure that you don't wake up again.
13:22Do you understand?
13:23I'm gonna go take a shower, yeah?
13:24Get fixed up.
13:25I'm gonna go take a shower, yeah?
13:29Get fixed up.
13:30I'm gonna go take a shower, yeah?
13:31Get fixed up.
13:35Can't see any sign of him.
13:36What happened to that community spirit?
13:37I'm gonna go take a shower, yeah?
13:38Get fixed up.
13:39I can't see any sign of him.
13:42What happened to that community spirit, eh?
13:43Everyone's always banging on about.
13:44Do you hear Vicky?
13:45She thinks it's a joke.
13:46It's not the first time Minimo's gone walk back.
13:47So why don't you send me a couple of photos and I'll...
13:48I'm gonna go take a shower, yeah?
13:49Get fixed up.
13:50I can't see any sign of him.
13:51What happened to that community spirit, eh?
13:52Everyone's always banging on about.
13:53Do you hear Vicky?
13:55She thinks it's a joke.
13:56It's not the first time Minimo's gone walk back.
13:57So why don't you send me a couple of photos and I'll...
13:58make up some posters.
13:59Someone must have seen her.
14:00Thanks.
14:01And I'm sorry about accusing you and all that stuff last week.
14:04It's all real.
14:05It's all real.
14:06It's all real.
14:07It's all real.
14:08I can't see any sign of him.
14:09It's all real.
14:10I can't see any sign of him.
14:11What happened to that community spirit, eh?
14:13Everyone's always banging on about.
14:14Do you hear Vicky?
14:15She thinks it's a joke.
14:17It's not the first time Minimo's gone walk back.
14:19So why don't you send me a couple of photos and I'll...
14:20make up some posters.
14:21Someone must have seen her.
14:23Thanks.
14:24last week it's already forgotten about even mini mo don't want to be anywhere near me
14:31do you think it's the universe trying to tell me something i for one think you'd have made
14:35a great tiger mom you just tell me what you think i want to hear truth is i'm a mess
14:44sounds like you could do with a friend go on sharon's closed the case with my son
14:53there's no more money so now i'm in limbo i see i wish i could help gain your responsibility
15:03the cat's hands are tied too i'm sure she'll find a way to get the money when she can
15:10for promises ain't gonna help me find my son i couldn't think of anyone better to have in your
15:15corner but you weren't able to protect me with that video of uncle harry or getting locked up like that
15:23i just i i can't get my head around all this all i want to do is find my son then you need to slow
15:30down and focus on what matters what about all this stuff in mini mo what if it is the same person who's
15:38done it all i need to go back to the police what does your family say cats trying but i don't think
15:46she believes me even anymore and the others they just ain't buying it look i know this is all deeply
15:54unpleasant and i believe you but you haven't got a shred of evidence to go on for now i think you're
16:02better off concentrating your attention on cat and yourself she'll do the right thing just don't give up
16:10excellent thank you marie something to eat norma oh best not you know the early starts wreaked havoc
16:25with my routine i'm a touch egg bound truth be told
16:30so so the thing that we think that was wanted to talk to you about but well in person out with it
16:48i know how you ladies love to talk i've watched the l word
16:52yes so me and sucky have been thinking a lot about our future lately and
17:06what that looks like well what's wrong huh nothing's wrong is it money no no i'm
17:13actually solvent for once but the thing is mom
17:17what's again i want to adopt
17:30oh wonder of returns hey well i want to come back soon if someone told me about nigel yeah
17:39i just didn't think it was my place how's gina do she's fine she's home now
17:45but phil i i did want to tell you but julia was determined to handle it herself and we're the
17:52hospital in kojo and harry going off what do you mean well car show in cardiff
18:00right i thought it was a bit generous you giving them time off to get them
18:05you let them go like they're taking the mick or what well apparently it's none of my business
18:10how joe's his own man harry you've got exactly two minutes to call me back to tell me why the
18:16yardage is to shut yeah all right copy though please what's what's nigel looking out of this
18:25the cp has got much on him so you're back then yeah well i ain't hologram am i just don't understand
18:29it i mean why would anyone that gives me dementia anywhere near remote right look it was an accident
18:33all right the audience is out to harm anyone the fact that the finding came forward is going to
18:38help what you mean what don't you know but julie trying to convince him that it was her right
18:45she was going to go on the record and lie but nigel wasn't having it she was just trying to do her best
18:52and nigel's uh gonna go down sorry to say the court might take into consideration his condition
18:59but either way mate i don't think you're beast with julie thank you
19:14after you came out and erica i thought the grandparenting ship had well and truly sailed
19:22it's a bit out of the blue that's all this is an overnight thing you know
19:28we've thought about it long and hard yeah well granted but you've never expressed any interest
19:32before well it's a long life norma you know people are allowed to change to grow yeah and
19:37sticky brings out the best in me i'm ready you know we're both ready for this i didn't know what you
19:42could even adopt later on have you thought about the sleepless nights the endless bottle feeds
19:49i think the chances of us being matched up with a baby are pretty slim yeah there's loads of older
19:58kids you know who who are in need of good homes look i'm not saying i'm against it
20:02what you've been through a lot
20:11well
20:12eve's life experience just means that she's good with young people she'll be a brilliant parent
20:21look all we're asking for is your blessing on this
20:23and a written character reference that just gets us through to the next stage because we need
20:30someone i need someone that knew me before prison so what'd you say
20:33i think i'm in need of my constitutional all right look well i've got a bit of time
20:46so why don't i get you settled in at ours eve can check on the van and we can all meet up in a little
20:53bit yeah yeah
20:56okay have a little walk
20:58okay
21:14larger what yeah he's having a soak
21:19i don't worry i haven't left a hairdryer by the side of the bath
21:22this i'm sorry uh about early i shouldn't have showed the odds
21:28there was me thinking you'd mellowed still it's good to know that the old pig-headed phil is
21:33still in there somewhere i just didn't expect him to take up joyriding at the age of 67 that's all
21:40yeah well maybe i deserved that it happened on my watch didn't it
21:46jack said you uh you tried sorting out well i mean i'd have told you that myself if you did give
21:55me half a chance yeah but nagel was having none of it he kept on thinking about debbie and how she
22:06died and he just he wanted to take responsibility sometimes he don't know what's good for him does he
22:16oh what if he does go down hey i mean it's it's bad enough losing him bit by a bit of prison
22:29he might never come out no i'm coming out it's me you're talking to phil listen i'm
22:34i'm gonna put richie on that all right she wants to be able to go for some sort of diminished responsibility
22:38or something yeah but it doesn't take away the fact that he did it i mean he's he's flaming confessed
22:42to it even if it does go to trial the judges see it for what it is you know the cuddly old man with
22:49dodgy taste in ties and we might not know exactly what's happening with nigel over the next few years
22:55but oh he's not gonna go outside trust me
23:09lovely thank you darling no i take you not from around these parts
23:11uh no i i'm visiting my daughter what oh evie kept that one quiet in your darling
23:17are you talking mom i can see you all right so you know what they say about flattery my and host
23:24get you everywhere enjoy it
23:26you shouldn't see
23:28daylight robbery what for 20 pounds for a house right oh yeah um listen mom you know about what i was
23:37saying earlier i just think i think that in time you'll see it's it's what's best for us
23:42well you certainly do seem to have set your hearts on it but tell me is it for yourself you're doing
23:51this or for the child well what we do know is that we have got a lot of love to give a child yeah we do
23:58right and you normally you could be a part of that i am i would just need you to write me that reference
24:06you know that's all yeah so your support means we can really help a child who needs it
24:14well i must admit nanny norma does have a nice ring to it yes this could be a new beginning for
24:22all of us eh a clean slate
24:29go on i'll write a reference really yeah now pour the wine
24:36go out
24:42sure i get a seat there
24:43seat lifts
25:06I'm going to get us out of here Harry
25:15You're going home
25:36Why are the boys back so early?
25:41Oh, something about the gas leak or something
25:43I swear that school should have taken down
25:45But, um, listen, has Zoe found her mother yet?
25:48Not yet, I hate seeing her like this
25:50Cheers, darling
25:51Now listen, I know you look sweet, I've got to hook up with this private investigator
25:56and see if I can use, you know, maybe some of my boy's charm on her
25:59Cats!
26:01Trace, hold the phone!
26:06What?
26:08What is this?
26:11Ain't it obvious?
26:13Someone really is out to get me
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