She Told Me Not To Park There… Then I Found Out Why

John Black Smith

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00:00What are you doing here?

00:05I'm just waiting for my friend using that shop over there.

00:09Oh, well, can you move, please?

00:12Why?

00:13Well, my boyfriend Tony is coming in a minute.

00:16I live in those apartments just up there.

00:18Okay.

00:19And my boyfriend Tony is coming and he wants to park here.

00:22Okay, but look, I can park here.

00:25This is literally a public street.

00:27Yeah, but my boyfriend Tony is coming.

00:30Okay, but look, I can park here.

00:32Well, not really, because he's coming and he wants to park here.

00:35Who's coming here?

00:36Tony.

00:39What are you laughing at?

00:40Tony's coming here, yeah?

00:41Yes.

00:42Okay, and who's Tony?

00:45My boyfriend.

00:46I've just said that.

00:47Alright, sorry.

00:51So, hold a minute.

00:52Because Tony is here, that means I can't park here.

00:56Well, yeah.

00:57But...

00:58Yeah, but why?

00:59Because my boyfriend Tony...

01:01Okay, yeah.

01:02He's coming here.

01:03Alright, I get it.

01:04You've got a boyfriend, alright?

01:05Yeah, I don't care that you've got a boyfriend.

01:06But it's Tony.

01:07Sorry?

01:08It's Tony.

01:09It's Tony.

01:10Okay.

01:11Love, I don't care if it's Tony or Joseph or Michael, alright?

01:14I was here first.

01:15You should care.

01:16Sorry.

01:17He needs to park here, because he's coming to visit me and I live right up there.

01:21Okay, but I was here first.

01:23Well, it doesn't matter.

01:24You're outside my house.

01:25Well, no, it's not really a house, love.

01:27You live in a flat upstairs.

01:28Okay, you're outside my apartment.

01:29Okay, but I'm parked in a public street.

01:32Yeah, but you're not getting it.

01:34Tony's coming and he wants to park here, outside my apartment.

01:37Yeah, well, tell Tony to park somewhere else.

01:40I'm not gonna tell him that.

01:42Why not?

01:43Because he always parks in this spot.

01:45But I can park here.

01:47No, you can't.

01:48Yes, I can.

01:49He's coming and he wants to park here.

01:50I can park here.

01:51I can park here.

01:52Excuse me, love.

01:53I can park here, can't I?

01:54Maybe you can pay here.

01:56Yeah, yeah, I can park here.

01:57But I live just up there, so he can't park here, can he?

02:00Yeah, he can park here.

02:02She's telling me that her boyfriend Tony wants to park here.

02:05I was parked there first.

02:06I don't know, but I know just only one thing.

02:09It's not mandatory.

02:10No, but Tony's coming.

02:11It's pay here and parking.

02:12It's pay here, right?

02:13It's pay here, right?

02:14Tony always parks here.

02:15Sorry.

02:16Sorry for that, I don't know.

02:17Tony always parks here.

02:18Look, I don't care if Tony parks here.

02:20I can park here.

02:22You will care when he gets here.

02:24I can park here if I want to park here.

02:26If I want to park here.

02:27Boss, I can park here, can't I?

02:28Look, you can't park outside my apartment.

02:30He don't know, does he?

02:31Look, you don't own this road.

02:33You do not own this road.

02:34No, but this section is where Tony always parks.

02:37Look.

02:38And you're blocking him at the minute.

02:39Look, I don't care about no Tony, brother.

02:40He's gonna be here any second now.

02:41I don't care about Tony, love.

02:43You told Tony, yeah?

02:44Look, can you just...

02:45What's his name again?

02:46If you think there's...

02:47This is, you know, you can park anywhere you like,

02:49then why don't you go over there and park at those?

02:51Because, because, let's see, my friend is over there.

02:53There's a space right there.

02:54My friend's there.

02:55There's a space right there opposite.

02:57That's a double yellow line.

02:58I can't park there.

02:59No, it's a single line.

03:00I said it's a double yellow line.

03:01They're gonna get tickets.

03:02It doesn't matter.

03:03Okay, so why didn't you tell Tony to park over there then?

03:07Tony's not gonna park over there.

03:09Tony!

03:11He always parks in this space here.

03:14What's his name again?

03:15And now you're blocking him.

03:16What's his name again?

03:17Tony!

03:18You did not listen the first time.

03:20Has he got a toe on his knee?

03:22What?

03:23Has he got a toe on his knee?

03:25Oh, you think he's so funny.

03:27You won't be laughing when he gets here.

03:29I won't be laughing?

03:30No.

03:31Why?

03:32Because by the time he gets here, I probably won't be here anymore.

03:37He's gonna be here any second now.

03:40Who?

03:41Yeah, probably in about 30 seconds, a minute.

03:44Who's gonna be here?

03:45My boyfriend, Tony.

03:47The one I've been telling you about the whole time.

03:49Look.

03:50How do you not know...

03:51Oh my life.

03:52Honestly, can you just move the car, please?

03:55Look.

03:56I'm just...

03:57Look.

03:58Can you just move the car?

04:01Go over there.

04:02Park over there.

04:03This is not your street.

04:05You don't live here.

04:06I live here.

04:07And Tony's coming to park here any second now.

04:10So can you just move?

04:11Go on.

04:12Turn your engine on.

04:13Turn it on.

04:14Move.

04:15Hold it on.

04:16Wait, here who has built your hands?

04:18Three.

04:19Three.

04:20Five.

04:21Next, please.

04:22Slow.

04:23Little big.

04:25One...

04:26Three.

04:27Two.

04:28Four.

04:30Five.

04:31י shortened.

04:32Three.

04:33Five.

04:34Five.

04:35Two.

04:36Hells.

04:39One...

04:39Seven.

04:41One...

04:43Five.

04:44One.

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