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00:00What's wrong, mate?
00:00What's wrong, mate?
00:02Hey, yeah.
00:03Do you recognise this?
00:05Sorry, what?
00:07Do you recognise this?
00:08This is your ball, right?
00:10Yeah, mate, it's the ball.
00:12Yeah, yeah, it's gone over the fence in my yard, my garden, again.
00:17Oh, thank you.
00:20Yeah, no, this is not me, just, we're not playing a game, it's not, you know, you throw it, I bring it back to you.
00:26This is the third time, I don't want to have to keep giving you balls.
00:31Okay, but the kids are not throwing it on purpose.
00:33Yeah, I understand that, but that's exactly why I'm here.
00:37I can't have any balls.
00:38No balls in your back garden.
00:41No balls.
00:42Sorry?
00:44If you have balls, then I have balls, and I don't want that at all.
00:50Okay.
00:52So you said the kids aren't doing it on purpose, right?
00:55So we have to just get rid of all the balls.
00:57Just cut balls right out.
00:59Yeah, but they want to play in the garden.
01:02I know, but they can't.
01:04Okay, I don't...
01:05But why?
01:08Because I don't want...
01:10I live a life without any balls.
01:13And that's how I want it.
01:17That's how I want it.
01:18I don't want any balls.
01:19Because your balls are getting all over into my garden, and that's not okay.
01:35Okay?
01:35Yeah.
01:36Yesterday, I was in my back garden.
01:40I found two balls in my hedge.
01:42I don't want that.
01:43It was in the hedge.
01:44Yeah, two balls in my hedge.
01:48Okay.
01:49Okay, so for me to not have any balls, you can't have any balls.
01:55Okay?
01:56So you want me to tell my kids to not have any balls?
02:01That's right.
02:02That's a bit weird, mate.
02:04Yeah, maybe it is.
02:06I don't care, though, because you said it yourself.
02:08They're not throwing balls into my garden on purpose, but balls end up in my garden anyway.
02:15I can't escape balls unless you stop playing with balls.
02:21The only one playing with balls right now, mate, is you.
02:27That's not...
02:28This is...
02:28I have your balls in my hand, not mine.
02:33These aren't my balls.
02:34I don't have any balls.
02:36I don't have any balls.
02:43Oh, crikey.
02:46You have to respect me a little bit here, okay?
02:49I respect you, mate.
02:50I respect you.
02:50I don't have any balls.
02:51Respect me.
02:52I respect you.
02:53I respect you and your balls.
02:55No, I don't have any balls, and that's how I want it.
02:58No, but you've got one in your hand.
03:01If I have balls in my hand,
03:04it's because they're your balls,
03:05and that's the only balls I've ever had in my hand.
03:10Why, mate?
03:11Why do you like playing with balls?
03:15Look, it doesn't matter.
03:16I don't have to explain myself to you.
03:17I just don't want any balls.
03:20If I had balls, I would get rid of them immediately.
03:23This is a better life.
03:24Okay?
03:29No balls.
03:32No balls.
03:33No balls.
03:34I just need you.
03:36We're neighbors to make this work.
03:37You've got to cut balls out of your life, okay?
03:39Bye-bye.
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