This Guy Picked the Weirdest Spot to Brush His Teeth

John Black Smith

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00:00This is a bit on the hygiene, you just like brushing your teeth right in my face.

00:08What do you mean it's on hygiene?

00:10Because you're brushing your teeth right in my face.

00:12How do you brush your teeth? What are you trying to say?

00:15Yeah, but why are you brushing your teeth here?

00:18Because they need it, that's why.

00:20Yeah, you see buddy Karen over there's not happy about it, is she?

00:23Huh?

00:24But I'm saying she's not happy about it, is she?

00:27I'm just saying, why not escalate here and you brush me your teeth?

00:31Why are you doing that for?

00:33Because I ain't got anywhere else to do it.

00:35Yeah, but do it at home.

00:37Listen, what's it to you?

00:39You're just brushing your teeth in my face.

00:41Well, I shouldn't put your face next to my toothbrush.

00:43Yeah, but you're putting your toothbrush next to my face.

00:47Listen, you putting your face near my toothbrush is going to give me COVID.

00:52Yeah, but you brush my teeth in my case.

00:54Step back to my toothpaste please.

00:56My toothbrush.

00:57Yeah, step back to my toothbrush.

00:59No, but you're brushing your teeth in a public place.

01:03It's COVID.

01:05Listen, why are you following me telling me what I'm doing?

01:08No, I'm not following you.

01:09For instance, I don't follow you and say,

01:12Excuse me, you're wearing like a red hat.

01:15Look, he's wearing a red hat.

01:17He's chopped off.

01:18Yeah, I did.

01:19To show you.

01:20To tell you you're wearing a red hat.

01:21I know, but I know.

01:22Listen, listen, listen.

01:23Yeah, but that's not on hygienic, is it?

01:25Getting down to basics here.

01:26Yeah, but that's not on hygienic, is it?

01:27No, you telling me I'm brushing my teeth is like me coming up to you and going,

01:32Excuse me, sir, you're wearing a red hat.

01:35Did you know you're carrying a newspaper?

01:37Did you?

01:38Did you know you're carrying a newspaper on the escalator?

01:41Yeah, I know, but I'm saying you're brushing your teeth.

01:42So now you know what it's like, don't you, eh?

01:44Yeah, but like, why are you brushing your teeth?

01:45You think you're a smart guy?

01:46No, I don't think I'm smart.

01:47I'm just saying you're brushing your teeth from the tube.

01:48Because...

01:49I'm in the escalator.

01:50I'm in the escalator.

01:51I tried to tell you before.

01:52I've got to go to a dentist, but I didn't have time to bash me before.

01:56Yeah, I know, but I'm saying...

01:57You don't want to...

01:58But, yeah, but it's unhygienic.

02:00It's COVID.

02:01It's not unhygienic.

02:02Yeah, I know, but it's COVID.

02:03You've got me brushing your teeth in a public space.

02:04It's not.

02:05It's not.

02:06You just put it on the floor.

02:07I didn't.

02:08It's only like a little, a little smatter anyway.

02:11That's just disgusting.

02:15Look, if you were a dentist...

02:17I'm not a dentist.

02:18Clearly.

02:19Clearly you're not a dentist because you don't f*** about it.

02:22Yeah, I know.

02:23Tell me about when I should and shouldn't clean my teeth.

02:25Right.

02:26And then what expertise have you got?

02:28None.

02:29Because you're a f***ing dentist by your own admission.

02:31Walk on.

02:32So don't tell me when it's hygienic to clean my teeth and not.

02:36If I want expert opinion on that, I will ask a dentist.

02:40Or a dental hygienist.

02:42I won't ask some random bloke with a bloody random red hat on his head

02:47You're going to find me and tell me what I'm doing, am I?

02:50You say so.

02:54It's just disgusting.

02:56So, any more observations to tell you what I'm doing?

03:01No, no.

03:02You're not going to tell me, er, excuse me sir, you're standing in the station, yeah?

03:07Just in case I didn't know.

03:08Er, excuse me sir, you're wearing a watch.

03:11Er, did you know you've got a watch on your wrist?

03:14So anyway, I can't see you following me anymore.

03:17I'm not following you then.

03:19I'm not following you then.

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