Dungeons & Drag Queens S02E03P2 (2025)

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00:00:00Yeah, that's not good for us.

00:00:00Yeah.

00:00:01Yes.

00:00:01Which I think in his next thing, he will get up there.

00:00:04A new character enters initiative.

00:00:07Wait, what?

00:00:07And as we re-enter combat at the beginning of round three, all of you hear, ha-ha!

00:00:13As a masked figure appears.

00:00:17He sounds friendly.

00:00:18And throws the switch over here and goes, never fear, brave adventurers.

00:00:25And throws this lever.

00:00:27Oh, no.

00:00:28And it says, I am here to help you.

00:00:31And you see, he wears a mask, this beautiful basket-hilt rapier that has a golden rose on the hilt.

00:00:37This long, white cloak, sort of debonair.

00:00:40A swashbuckling gentleman appears with this sort of, like, silvery platinum mask on his face.

00:00:46Like a Phantom of the Opera type or the whole thing?

00:00:48A little phantom-y, a little phantom-y.

00:00:50But it's heavier cover.

00:00:51It's more of his face covered.

00:00:53And that is going to be Princess.

00:00:55That is your turn.

00:00:56All right.

00:00:57Someone's prone.

00:00:58When someone's prone, do they take more damage?

00:01:00It means you get advantage on attack rolls against them.

00:01:02I really would love to kill this two-headed guy.

00:01:05And he's prone, so you get advantage.

00:01:07And I'm big.

00:01:07And you're still big.

00:01:08And you're big.

00:01:08You're adding a D4 to everything.

00:01:09You're going to cream head.

00:01:11I'm big-backed.

00:01:13Big-backed.

00:01:14Big-backed.

00:01:15Big-backed.

00:01:17Call a big-backed.

00:01:18How do I do it?

00:01:20How do I do it?

00:01:21Call a big-backed.

00:01:22And she's still got that frenzy rage, right?

00:01:27Yes, she's still got frenzied rage.

00:01:29So you're going to roll your attacks on him with advantage.

00:01:33So you're going to roll twice and take the better for each of your three attacks.

00:01:37We've got to start rolling.

00:01:37What's better than two net 20s?

00:01:39Three.

00:01:40Roll.

00:01:40A three.

00:01:40I can't roll.

00:01:41Anything's better than that.

00:01:44Another three.

00:01:45You know, I guess, you know, anything is better.

00:01:48Fuck these big dice.

00:01:49Some things are equal.

00:01:49Fuck these big dice.

00:01:51I'm telling you, the little ones.

00:01:53All right.

00:01:53First attack thugs into the ground.

00:01:55Go ahead and roll your next attack.

00:01:57So you're going to miss with advantage.

00:01:59Okay.

00:01:5920.

00:02:00Here it is.

00:02:00There it is.

00:02:02Watch.

00:02:02Watch the little one.

00:02:03I'll tell you.

00:02:04Five.

00:02:05Yeah, I don't think it was the big one.

00:02:06Five?

00:02:07What is happening?

00:02:07I think it's the hands.

00:02:09I think it's the hands.

00:02:09Remember, you're rolling with advantage.

00:02:11So roll again.

00:02:11One more.

00:02:12One more.

00:02:13Mm-hmm.

00:02:14What the fuck, dude?

00:02:16Yo, that is crazy.

00:02:18However, five plus nine is 14, which I believe is their exact armor class.

00:02:25So you hit on the five.

00:02:26And you're huge.

00:02:27And that's your second attack.

00:02:28You have your third frenzy attack now.

00:02:30Roll with advantage against.

00:02:31Roll them both at the same time.

00:02:32And then maybe that'll do something.

00:02:34Okay.

00:02:34Because this is your advantage there, I guess.

00:02:35This is crazy.

00:02:37We should borrow Brennan's dice.

00:02:39Five and a one.

00:02:40Fuck my ass.

00:02:41Well, five's the highest you've rolled so far.

00:02:43So you hit twice, but barely.

00:02:47Butting down.

00:02:48So now you're going to roll 2d12 plus 2d4 plus 16.

00:02:55I am gobsmacked by how bad our rolls are.

00:02:57This is crazy.

00:02:58Do you want to do it?

00:02:592d12.

00:03:002d4.

00:03:03A five.

00:03:04Okay.

00:03:07And a seven.

00:03:07Seven.

00:03:08Okay.

00:03:08Okay, so that's 12.

00:03:09Now roll 2d4.

00:03:11Four.

00:03:1116.

00:03:13And a two.

00:03:14Okay.

00:03:14So you had 12.

00:03:16And now plus 6 is 18.

00:03:18Plus 16.

00:03:2018 plus 16 is 34.

00:03:23Okay.

00:03:23Princess, with both those attacks, I would love for you to describe how you defeat.

00:03:28Defeat!

00:03:29How you defeat this.

00:03:31See, sort of looking up prone, covered in this binding arrow with vines.

00:03:35He turns up, looking all the way up at you from the ground as you are now 14 feet tall.

00:03:42And he goes, God, you are so tall.

00:03:46Look at those calf muscles.

00:03:49Don't let him finish objectifying you.

00:03:51Crush them while he's on.

00:03:52She steps on his big back.

00:03:55And she raises her giant axe above her head and says, can I axe you a question?

00:04:02And spashes his head in.

00:04:06Boom!

00:04:06Pow!

00:04:07My blood splatters.

00:04:08All the little ice gremlins are going, eat back, eat back.

00:04:14Incredible.

00:04:15The lead cyclops has been defeated.

00:04:18Covered in axe blows from Princess.

00:04:21Thank God.

00:04:21We got one defeated.

00:04:22We got one distracted.

00:04:23Okay.

00:04:24We have one with a hunter's mark.

00:04:25And then a little boulder queen is really living her life.

00:04:28Defeated distracted.

00:04:29Defeated, distracted.

00:04:33Defeated, distracted, decapitated.

00:04:36Troianne, that is going to be your turn.

00:04:38Okay, y'all.

00:04:39These two are un...

00:04:40Well, he's been hit by the ice.

00:04:42Yeah.

00:04:42Boulder guy, he's not unscathed.

00:04:44You hit him.

00:04:45No, I hit him with...

00:04:46So I'm going to go in with my hunter's bow.

00:04:49Hell yeah.

00:04:49I get to make my two strikes.

00:04:50Hell yeah.

00:04:51And I'm going to roll a 1920.

00:04:54But I forgot which...

00:04:55That one's about to go.

00:04:56This one is about to go right after Troianne.

00:04:58Yeah, but he flicked the leather, so it's not going to go through anyway.

00:05:00But one of those little things is going to pop down.

00:05:02Oh, yeah, true.

00:05:03So, okay, here's the thing.

00:05:05Here's the thing, y'all.

00:05:06Should I try to...

00:05:07Should I...

00:05:07No, he's going to put that off anyway.

00:05:09But should I try to aim and switch this and, like, one shot at him and one shot at that

00:05:13or just try to go do two at bow the man?

00:05:15I think that that's so far away that you should try to attack the people nearby because they

00:05:20can do some damage.

00:05:21However, you do have...

00:05:21I would say either go for this or attack those two.

00:05:23You also have 40 feet of movement.

00:05:25So you can be moving towards...

00:05:27Because you're fighting with a bow, you can really fight from anywhere on the battle.

00:05:30This is true.

00:05:31You can probably get up...

00:05:31You can probably get up here and turn this with your hands.

00:05:34Can I do that?

00:05:35Let's find out.

00:05:36I'll remind you...

00:05:36I'm pretty agile.

00:05:37But I'll remind you too, by the way, you do have action surge as well.

00:05:41So in any turn, you can take an additional action.

00:05:43If we look at where you are right now, this is from you, you're about...

00:05:4950 feet.

00:05:50About 50 feet from that there.

00:05:52And your speed is...

00:05:52I'm 40.

00:05:53Speed is 40.

00:05:54So you can...

00:05:55Now, that is difficult terrain.

00:05:57So if you wanted to get there in a round, it would be equivalent to 100 feet of movement

00:06:04because you're, like, climbing and scaling and doing all this stuff.

00:06:06But if you were successful on an athletics check, I would let you ignore the difficult terrain

00:06:11if you wanted to risk it.

00:06:12Remember on my athletics check?

00:06:14I mean, I'm very athletic, though.

00:06:15Is this all icy?

00:06:17Like, everything's icy?

00:06:18No, it's actually really warm.

00:06:19It's just grass.

00:06:20Well, no.

00:06:20I'm asking because she's really good in water.

00:06:23Yeah, but not ice.

00:06:24But isn't it just a solid and a liquid?

00:06:27It's the same thing.

00:06:29If you were able to melt enough ice to make a pool of water, we would be able to talk.

00:06:33But unfortunately...

00:06:35Is this lever still open?

00:06:37That lever...

00:06:37I think we should take it to the fire first, though.

00:06:39That lever...

00:06:39This has to be...

00:06:40If one more of these things splats down on me, I'm going to have problems.

00:06:43I also want to see what the fire guy...

00:06:45But then it'll start melting things.

00:06:47Mm-hmm.

00:06:48And then, you know...

00:06:49Can we just flip this lever back so I can stop being splattered with...

00:06:53It would be a really good idea because dude just flipped that lever over there.

00:06:57So now we have ice monsters coming out of that.

00:06:59As Troianne is looking at this tower over here, I'll lay out a couple of options.

00:07:04You have an open lever, the one that your dad hit with an arrow.

00:07:07You have 40 feet of movement, but it's difficult terrain.

00:07:09You have enough movement, even with difficult terrain, to get to that lever.

00:07:13And you can maybe even hop up here.

00:07:15And even if you didn't have enough movement to get all the way to the wheel, you'd be close enough that you could fire arrows without taking disadvantage.

00:07:23Well, bear in mind, you're going to be in the path of the balls if they come down.

00:07:26And you'll get fire or ice hitting.

00:07:28Yeah, that's true.

00:07:29And that'll cause damage.

00:07:30But at least switch this because Gertie can't take...

00:07:33I can't.

00:07:34You know, I'm just getting gang-bagged over here.

00:07:36Okay.

00:07:37They keep coming.

00:07:39Here's the thing.

00:07:41Can I...

00:07:41If I go to here...

00:07:42Yeah.

00:07:43That way I can be closer to shoot this and also shoot...

00:07:48If I get to here, I'm going to go up there.

00:07:49Okay, great.

00:07:50And you're going to flip the switch, right?

00:07:51Yeah.

00:07:52Okay, jeez.

00:07:52Go ahead and give me an athletics check.

00:07:54We'll call it a difficult...

00:07:56It's a DC 20 to ignore difficult terrain on that tower.

00:08:00Oh.

00:08:00How far is this from this?

00:08:01Because you can fly.

00:08:02There's no different terrain in the air.

00:08:04Can you measure that distance for us?

00:08:06Oh, the distance from those two towers is probably...

00:08:10It's about 55.

00:08:11How far are you going?

00:08:12She moves 30.

00:08:12Or 60.

00:08:13It's about 60.

00:08:14Oh, no.

00:08:14Sorry.

00:08:1580.

00:08:15About 80 between towers.

00:08:16Oh, my God.

00:08:17That's three turns.

00:08:19Okay, athletics check.

00:08:21Oh, net 20!

00:08:22Now, 20!

00:08:24Hell!

00:08:24Hell yes!

00:08:26Yes!

00:08:28Troy-Ann, the ice literally...

00:08:31Means nothing.

00:08:31Means nothing to you.

00:08:32You are as sure-footed as you could possibly be.

00:08:34And it's because ice is just water in another form.

00:08:36Yes.

00:08:37There you go.

00:08:38It's beautiful.

00:08:40Secret.

00:08:40Ice is just water.

00:08:42We just see numbers around your head.

00:08:43Ice is just water.

00:08:44Water.

00:08:46Incredible.

00:08:46Where would you like to move?

00:08:47You are ignoring difficult terrain.

00:08:48Okay, so I'm going to go straight up here.

00:08:51All right.

00:08:51So we're going to go...

00:08:52Wait, wait, wait.

00:08:52You're not going to...

00:08:53Wait, if a fire demon comes down, I'm going to keep getting barraged by these cranks.

00:08:57Oh, right.

00:08:58So you can probably make it...

00:08:59The next one, you can probably make it here, then there.

00:09:01Is that a thing?

00:09:02No, that's too moved.

00:09:03She can't do a stop.

00:09:04It's like an Uber pool.

00:09:05No, it's an object interaction.

00:09:07That's not a move.

00:09:08So let's see what...

00:09:09Here's moving straight to the top.

00:09:115, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40.

00:09:17So one movement can get you straight up to the top to that wheel.

00:09:22It's possible...

00:09:23And then...

00:09:23If you want to keep your action...

00:09:25Remember, you have action surgery in your back pocket.

00:09:27You could get up here and try to take a shot with your arrow to hit the lever and not slow yourself down.

00:09:35But it's a risk.

00:09:36I want to go up here.

00:09:38Okay.

00:09:38I'm going to shoot this and then turn this.

00:09:41Incredible.

00:09:41Okay.

00:09:42Smart.

00:09:43Okay.

00:09:44So...

00:09:45But Brennan thinks he's slick.

00:09:47I don't want to land here, babe.

00:09:49I want to land over here.

00:09:53You know me so well.

00:09:55I'll put her over here.

00:09:55Okay, there you go.

00:09:56You got it.

00:09:57All right.

00:09:58So you rush over here.

00:10:00I want to actually put you down.

00:10:01Brennan thinks he's slick.

00:10:03Bro's like, well, Nate, you landed in front of the hole where the fire comes out of.

00:10:06There you go.

00:10:09All my...

00:10:09You know all my tricks.

00:10:11So, Troianne, go ahead.

00:10:13Give me an attack roll with your arrow.

00:10:15You're just trying to hit an AC of 15.

00:10:17I thought you said attack roll.

00:10:18I was like, well, Nate has...

00:10:19Oh, to shoot the lever first?

00:10:20To shoot the lever first.

00:10:21I don't do the action to turn the wheel yet.

00:10:22You can hold off if you want.

00:10:23Or you can do the action right now to turn the wheel first.

00:10:25No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:10:26I want to hit the lever first.

00:10:27Hit the lever first.

00:10:28You're first.

00:10:28Right, you're right.

00:10:29Okay.

00:10:30Okay, so I need to hide down a 15.

00:10:31You need to hit a 15 with your hunter's bow.

00:10:33To make it fire.

00:10:35Okay, that's 11, so I need a four higher.

00:10:36Four higher.

00:10:37If she misses, she'll still...

00:10:3917.

00:10:4017.

00:10:40There we go.

00:10:41Hell yeah.

00:10:41Boom!

00:10:42You see the chute closes.

00:10:44Thank God.

00:10:46And as it does so, you have your object interactions.

00:10:48That's free for you to do.

00:10:50And as you do it, you behold and turn to look at that incredible fire.

00:10:54Turning the wheel as fast as you can.

00:10:57You begin to see...

00:10:58Oh, yes!

00:11:01Incredibly, you have another shot with your bow.

00:11:03And you know what?

00:11:04I'm going to take Bow the man out.

00:11:06Let's do it.

00:11:07Here we go.

00:11:07Oh, my gosh.

00:11:08I am the MVP.

00:11:09Can I have a thank you, please?

00:11:11Gertrude, I just saved you.

00:11:13I'm proud of that my insight about these things was a very insight.

00:11:17And your little trick to turn this got me covered in goblins.

00:11:20Say one more word.

00:11:20I will open that level right back up.

00:11:22Say one more word.

00:11:22I'm going to open some of the ball you do.

00:11:25One more word.

00:11:26Hannah.

00:11:26We're going to burn you up here.

00:11:28Incredible.

00:11:29Okay, here we go.

00:11:3115.

00:11:3215.

00:11:32Definitely hits.

00:11:33Go ahead and roll damage.

00:11:34Are you using an arcane shot here?

00:11:35I'm using an arcane shot for sure.

00:11:37Okay, incredible.

00:11:38And that's going to be the grasping arrow.

00:11:40Mm-hmm.

00:11:40And this, oh, this can, this will also thing him too.

00:11:44Restrain him a little bit, right?

00:11:46Yes, this will restrain him as well.

00:11:47I'm rolling my D6.

00:11:502D6?

00:11:51Yes.

00:11:522D6, yeah.

00:11:53Also, I want to point out one last thing.

00:11:54Poison damage.

00:11:55They are susceptible to poison damage.

00:11:56I also want to point out that you do have an ability called sharpshooter.

00:12:00I think it's been right that you haven't been using it this far, because these attacks have

00:12:03all been really important.

00:12:04Yeah.

00:12:04But whenever you want, you can take a minus five penalty to your attack roll to add more

00:12:09damage.

00:12:10But for right now, I think you're doing the right thing.

00:12:11So you hit, you're going to roll 1D8 plus 2D6 plus six.

00:12:16Okay, now, the creature hit by the arrow takes an extra 2D6 poison damage.

00:12:20Its speed is reduced by 10, and it takes 2D6 slashing damage.

00:12:24When it moves on its turn, yes.

00:12:27Okay, so 1D8, a six.

00:12:30Hell yeah, roll 2D6.

00:12:335.

00:12:34Woo!

00:12:364.

00:12:3711, so that's 15 plus six.

00:12:39So 15 plus six, 21 damage.

00:12:42Boom.

00:12:43Boom, as an arrow thuds.

00:12:45She whips around, grabs a boulder, looking right for you on top of the tower.

00:12:52Intruders!

00:12:53Troy, are you going to hold on to your action surge, or do you want to do it this turn?

00:12:57He just noticed there's a two.

00:12:58An action surge.

00:12:58Oh, to do the additional...

00:13:01I think I should do the action surge and try to get one more shot on him.

00:13:05I think that's a smart idea.

00:13:07Okay.

00:13:08Fuck him up.

00:13:09You're going to do the action surge, and because that gives you another full attack action,

00:13:11you actually get two more attacks on him.

00:13:13Ooh!

00:13:14Yo.

00:13:15Why does he have a thing on him?

00:13:16What is that?

00:13:17He's charmed.

00:13:17He's under your suggestions.

00:13:18Oh, got it.

00:13:19There we go.

00:13:19Okay.

00:13:19So another D20.

00:13:20Another D20.

00:13:21You're adding 11.

00:13:224.

00:13:23So 15.

00:13:24That hits.

00:13:24Yes.

00:13:25That hits.

00:13:25For this next attack, do you want to do...

00:13:26Sharpshooter and take away five from the attack to add 10 to damage?

00:13:30Yes.

00:13:30Okay.

00:13:31Go ahead and roll again.

00:13:32So that means now you need...

00:13:34Now you add a plus six to the attack.

00:13:39Monet.

00:13:39It's not a one.

00:13:40It's a nat one.

00:13:41It is a nat one.

00:13:42Roll damage.

00:13:42Your first attack hit.

00:13:43So roll the D...

00:13:44So this is 1D8 plus six.

00:13:46Eight.

00:13:47Eight plus six.

00:13:4814 damage.

00:13:49With that second attack, that boulder-throwing cyclops, you thud one into his neck.

00:13:54And he is fully bloodied.

00:13:56You see, he's taken more than half his hit points of damage.

00:13:58Love it.

00:13:59Boom.

00:13:59With that arrow as he wobbles on his feet.

00:14:01And then with that, you hit a nat one and the other one.

00:14:04Let's roll and see if something funny happens here.

00:14:07Just give me a call, odds or evens for me.

00:14:11I'm going odd.

00:14:13With a 15, you succeed.

00:14:14The arrow bounces off the boulder and flies harmlessly off into the ice.

00:14:19I was maybe going to have it ping off and hit this guy in the back of the head.

00:14:22If only you would have said...

00:14:24Incredible.

00:14:26That cyclops is wobbling on his feet badly, badly injured.

00:14:30Incredible turn, Troianne.

00:14:32And right after Troianne's turn, we see another bit of icy magic.

00:14:37This guy is here, though.

00:14:38As it comes and drops down the chute.

00:14:40As it drops, you hear...

00:14:43Oh, God.

00:14:44Another?

00:14:45And you see the guy goes, ha-ha!

00:14:47Sort of swashbuckler.

00:14:49Another one hits the ground behind all of here and goes...

00:14:52He is not helping.

00:14:55Go away.

00:14:56Over here, the one near you, Gertrude, goes...

00:14:58And this one gets a sense that its ally needs help.

00:15:03And it's going to start sprinting for Gertrude as fast as he can.

00:15:05Oh, my God.

00:15:07Get these little fucks off me.

00:15:10I have 10, 15, 20, and I have 30.

00:15:13Just sprinting past.

00:15:14He's going to make it all the way here.

00:15:15Oh, my God.

00:15:16Leave me alone.

00:15:18You see, this one is now going to use its frost breath.

00:15:24I'm going to need a dexterity saving throw from Gertrude.

00:15:26Oh, yeah.

00:15:3116.

00:15:3216.

00:15:32Okay.

00:15:32So, you take only three points of cold damage as this thing...

00:15:37Snow and frost comes out of its mouth, screaming at you.

00:15:42It appears to have made a call to the other sort of ice gremlins in the area that you are the cause of the disturbance.

00:15:47Jesus.

00:15:49Right?

00:15:49It's going to be mules with Roy.

00:15:52Roy is the one who did all this.

00:15:54Incredible.

00:15:54For this guy right here, he's going to take a swing.

00:15:57I think he's got a swing on Princess, who is the only one right in front of him that he can see.

00:16:02Thank God.

00:16:02He's going to make two attacks.

00:16:04That is two hits.

00:16:07Princess, you're going to take...

00:16:0926 damage halved to 13.

00:16:17Okay.

00:16:18That's also jumbo size.

00:16:19Does that do anything?

00:16:20That was not halving, I think.

00:16:21Not to your hit points.

00:16:23Six plus six is 12.

00:16:24And then 12 halved to six damage.

00:16:27So...

00:16:27Six and 13?

00:16:28Six and 13.

00:16:28So, you take 19 points of damage, all told.

00:16:31We got to be healing up, y'all.

00:16:33Twyla, you got to heal, baby.

00:16:34So, where are your hit points at right now?

00:16:35I got to heal myself.

00:16:36Roy has the...

00:16:38What's Roy...

00:16:38Is Roy healing anybody?

00:16:40Oh, yeah.

00:16:40Roy hasn't said nothing in a while.

00:16:42Y'all, she's down to 22.

00:16:43She has the lowest hit points right now of everyone.

00:16:44So, we got to keep that in mind.

00:16:45No, I actually have 18.

00:16:46Oh, do you really?

00:16:47I've had 18.

00:16:48You do need to heal Miss Twylauna.

00:16:51Yeah.

00:16:52Princess is covered with club wounds and boulder strikes.

00:16:57And Twyla had that one hit from the boulder, but she's a fairy.

00:17:00So, one hit from a boulder, and she is, like, down to low hit points.

00:17:03However, Twyla, it is your turn.

00:17:06Okay.

00:17:06Does she have any potions on her?

00:17:09I can cure.

00:17:10So, I can cure, but that takes up...

00:17:12Your action.

00:17:13That takes up my action.

00:17:14And I think one of the smartest things that I can do right now is do that.

00:17:18But before I do that, I would like to move as close as possible to there.

00:17:23And I would like to do it by air.

00:17:25That's a possibility for me to do, correct?

00:17:27Yes.

00:17:27You have a fly speed of 30.

00:17:28Okay.

00:17:29Oh, gosh.

00:17:30Where do I land with 30?

00:17:32You can stay up, though.

00:17:34Oh, yeah, but I mean, like, where...

00:17:36I mean, they can't see from behind.

00:17:38They can barely see in front.

00:17:39They have one eye.

00:17:39There we go.

00:17:40But they can barely see in front of them.

00:17:41Yeah, so I'm going to do that, and I'm going to cure myself.

00:17:45And that brings me back fully, or am I rolling for something?

00:17:48You're rolling 1d8, depending on the spell slot you use,

00:17:50but you're going to roll 1d8 plus your wisdom modifier.

00:17:54Plus four.

00:17:55So it'll heal 1d8 plus four.

00:17:58Okay.

00:18:001d8 plus four.

00:18:01And then can I go invisible or no?

00:18:02Is that a move?

00:18:04I believe that's another action.

00:18:06Oh.

00:18:07You can also use a second level spell slot if you want,

00:18:10which will make the healing more powerful.

00:18:12Oh, my gosh.

00:18:13Let's do that.

00:18:13All right.

00:18:13So that'll be 2d8 plus four.

00:18:17Okay.

00:18:18Great.

00:18:18Okay.

00:18:19Okay.

00:18:20Two.

00:18:22The second one's going to be real powerful.

00:18:24Seven?

00:18:25Seven.

00:18:25Okay.

00:18:259 plus four, so you heal 13 hit points back,

00:18:28which is really significant.

00:18:29Okay.

00:18:2913 plus 18.

00:18:3131.

00:18:32Oh.

00:18:34Okay.

00:18:37Can she yell at dude to flip the switch?

00:18:41Can someone just yell at him?

00:18:43Like, first position.

00:18:44He's just talking like, hey, stick it back.

00:18:46Hold on.

00:18:47Before my turn is over, I know I've already did everything.

00:18:50Can I ask him who he is?

00:18:53Yes, you can speak in combat.

00:18:54Yeah, absolutely.

00:18:54Like, who?

00:18:55Like, hey, sir, who are you?

00:18:57And what are you doing here?

00:18:58Thanks for the help.

00:18:59But what's going on here?

00:19:00Help in quotation marks.

00:19:01I was like, he said I'm here to help.

00:19:03He didn't say who.

00:19:04Well, we still don't know who they are, right?

00:19:06Who am I?

00:19:06Only the great Constano Bersani.

00:19:09Here to help you, marvelous maidens,

00:19:12in your quest to defeat and destroy this dragon.

00:19:15Oh, you must make a mean Sunday gravy.

00:19:18Oh, my father's gravy is renowned the world over.

00:19:23And don't I know.

00:19:27He's an Italian.

00:19:29I love Italians.

00:19:31Was that an Italian accent you heard?

00:19:33Huh?

00:19:34Was that an Italian?

00:19:34It was the last name.

00:19:35It was Italian.

00:19:36Let us throw these levers and release these giants from their prison.

00:19:43And then the dragon will be dead.

00:19:45See, he thinks he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

00:19:48No, we want to, we, hey, we want to release the dragon.

00:19:53He's nice.

00:19:53We like him.

00:19:55Please reverse the lever.

00:19:57Please.

00:19:58You want more ice?

00:19:59We want more.

00:20:00We want fire.

00:20:02Fire.

00:20:03And we just want less gremlins.

00:20:04We don't want any more ice gremlins.

00:20:05Oh, less gremlins.

00:20:07All right.

00:20:08Dragon, cease your gremlin making.

00:20:10Fully frozen dragon not responding to anything.

00:20:14Jesus Christ.

00:20:14He seems confused about.

00:20:16Yeah, that's clear.

00:20:17He seems very confused.

00:20:17That's clear.

00:20:18So go ahead and give me a persuasion check on your turn if you would like to try to persuade him to do something.

00:20:23Yeah, you started speaking to him.

00:20:25Oh, I still got a turn.

00:20:26Okay, so persuade.

00:20:28You used your action, you used your movement, but I'll let you get a free persuasion check.

00:20:31Oh, thank you.

00:20:32Persuasion is a three.

00:20:34And then I got a roll of d20.

00:20:36Roll of d20.

00:20:37Okay.

00:20:39Oh, wow.

00:20:40That was a roll of four, seven.

00:20:41Four, seven.

00:20:42So what is it that you request of Constano in this moment?

00:20:46I mean, I would say request him to go up there and turn the knob.

00:20:50I would say flick this lever first.

00:20:52Did he not flick it already?

00:20:53Yeah, but we need it unflicked.

00:20:55Because all the gremlins are coming to attack me.

00:20:58So please, unflick the lever.

00:21:01What's his name again?

00:21:02Constano.

00:21:03Constano.

00:21:05Which means with-stano in Spanish.

00:21:07Yes.

00:21:09Constano, you're so handsome and you're so adorable.

00:21:13You are as charming as the dawn, my lady.

00:21:15Well, thank you.

00:21:17Tell me, once we're done flipping all these levers, what are you doing?

00:21:19Well, I will tell you.

00:21:22Once you?

00:21:23Once you turn the wheel as well.

00:21:26Because you know what I love.

00:21:28Mm-hmm.

00:21:29I love-

00:21:29No, not the wheel, the lever.

00:21:30The lever.

00:21:31Turn the wheel.

00:21:32You got it.

00:21:32No!

00:21:35When you flip-

00:21:37I made an ass for a wheel to be turned.

00:21:38Who am I to leave it unturned?

00:21:40Juju.

00:21:41Oh my God.

00:21:42I, my understanding was, my-

00:21:45No, no, no, wait, wait.

00:21:45No, no, I'm reading you loud and clear, my beautiful one.

00:21:48I'm about to use persuasion on you to have your ass down.

00:21:52Incredible.

00:21:54A suggestion on you.

00:21:55And I will pass this over.

00:21:58Alaska, we should be kind enough to put one in this tower right here.

00:22:01You can see glowing red out of the thing.

00:22:04So does he flip the lever?

00:22:05Well, he's already used to turn, but he's turned around and he's getting ready to, he's on his way to go turn the wheel, which is what he heard.

00:22:12You see fire, boom, begin to move down, rolling as fast as it can, making its way down to Mofandrix.

00:22:18This will be the second time that, boom, fire is hit.

00:22:22Give me another arcana check, now a DC 15.

00:22:25With this here?

00:22:26With that one right there.

00:22:27Oh.

00:22:2912.

00:22:2912, my arcana plus seven, that's 19.

00:22:33Fire continues to glow inside of the dragon.

00:22:36You suddenly realize, you believe that five of these elemental spheres are going to be enough to undo whatever this spell is.

00:22:45Five more or just five?

00:22:46Five total.

00:22:47We already got two.

00:22:48You already got two.

00:22:49Now that's math I can do.

00:22:50But you also fear that on that 19, it's possible that if any cold touches it.

00:22:56It'll reverse.

00:22:57It clocks one back.

00:23:00So we got one guy blocking one and we got-

00:23:02Well, he's about to turn it in his turn.

00:23:04Mm-hmm.

00:23:04Yeah.

00:23:05But no more cold can get down from him.

00:23:07No more cold can get down from there.

00:23:09So there's no cold going down that we know.

00:23:11No more cold going down that you know.

00:23:12Roy turns to look up at you, Troianne, and says, sweetie, incredible job.

00:23:17You want me to try to get this tower over here?

00:23:19Okay, should we, should we, okay, can Roy heal?

00:23:21Roy can heal.

00:23:22Should we have Roy heal Princess?

00:23:24Because they're right there.

00:23:25Yeah.

00:23:25I'll ask him about Roy healing.

00:23:26I think Roy looks at Princess hurting badly.

00:23:28Yeah, yeah.

00:23:28He's going to heal.

00:23:29He's going to heal Roy.

00:23:29He is going to run over, and you see, he says, is it time for the broth?

00:23:33Do I get to drink the broth?

00:23:34Drink the broth.

00:23:35It's pretty cold, though.

00:23:36Can you do it?

00:23:37Dear one.

00:23:37Can you do it?

00:23:38Can you toss it to you?

00:23:39And of course, now the broth in your massive hands is like, just a little thimble full.

00:23:44It's like Alice in Wonderland.

00:23:45A shot.

00:23:46Princess.

00:23:47This pungent, marrow-y smell of, like, iron and blood and bone from this rich stew.

00:23:55Down the hatch, you are healed for 26 hit points.

00:23:58Yes.

00:23:58Whoa.

00:24:00Okay.

00:24:01As Roy feeds you the potion, that is going to be Roy's turn, and that is now going to be...

00:24:07Gertrude.

00:24:08Well, I need to move away from these little things.

00:24:11I feel like you've been handling yourself with them, though.

00:24:13You know, I'm trying.

00:24:14One of them exploded right on my face, which normally I'm really into.

00:24:18You can't do another one of those moves that you did?

00:24:20Bob, would you be kind enough to put another fire token in that tower in front of you?

00:24:25Woo!

00:24:25There were up to three.

00:24:27That's so cool.

00:24:28Yes.

00:24:29And this one will pass.

00:24:29I'll do two if you want me to just go ahead and do two.

00:24:32Oh, I'm just off.

00:24:32I'll just take the third there.

00:24:34And that's right.

00:24:35Trojan having ascended to the top of the tower, shooting the lever and getting to the top and turning the wheel.

00:24:41Now fire magic comes roaring down the track towards MoFandrix, a.k.a. MoFsy, a.k.a. MoFsy.

00:24:46A.k.a. MoFsy.

00:24:47I heard someone say MoFsy.

00:24:50Yeah, MoFsy.

00:24:51Yeah, I think MoFsy.

00:24:51Three.

00:24:52You see the fire glowing.

00:24:54Now this next.

00:24:56So now we only need two more.

00:24:57Two more, yeah.

00:24:58That is now our stone thrower, who badly injured, is going to take a shot at Trojan.

00:25:05Rolling with disadvantage.

00:25:08Nine, 15.

00:25:10With a 15, just misses your armor class of 16.

00:25:13Wow.

00:25:14A boulder sails past you.

00:25:15This guy has missed by one point twice in a row now.

00:25:18That's crazy.

00:25:19Yeah, fix your little eye.

00:25:21No, don't fix the eye.

00:25:24Gertrude, that's your turn.

00:25:26Okay.

00:25:27Gertie, Gertie, Gertie.

00:25:28Okay.

00:25:28What do you want to do?

00:25:29Friends, can I just, I need to start by moving.

00:25:31Yes.

00:25:32I want to get up.

00:25:33Yes.

00:25:33Bitch, stand up.

00:25:35Mm-hmm.

00:25:36Bitch, believe in yourself.

00:25:37Stand up for love, Michelle.

00:25:38Okay, so she's standing up.

00:25:40And I want to move 30.

00:25:43Okay.

00:25:44I need to get out of here.

00:25:47Look how close they are.

00:25:48They are surrounding me.

00:25:50And I don't fucking like that shit.

00:25:51They're trying to intimidate me.

00:25:52That shit pisses me the fuck off.

00:25:54So I am going to, can I use lightning lure to slam one into the other one?

00:26:00You're talking about the little gremlin.

00:26:02Yes.

00:26:02Yes, you can absolutely lightning lure a gremlin into another gremlin, for sure.

00:26:05Okay, I'm going to lightning lure this little gremlin and try to slam him into the other gremlin.

00:26:10They have to make a strength saving throw, which they're quite bad at.

00:26:13They're not strong little dudes.

00:26:17With a nine on the die, minus two, that's a seven.

00:26:19So you lightning lure the first one.

00:26:21You're going to go ahead and roll damage.

00:26:22That damage is 2d8.

00:26:25Eight.

00:26:25Here we go.

00:26:26The first one is a one.

00:26:28Jesus.

00:26:29But the second one, though.

00:26:31Eight.

00:26:32The second one is a three.

00:26:34You deal four damage of lightning.

00:26:37Also, go ahead and roll a d6 for me as you slam one into the other.

00:26:42And that is a three.

00:26:44Both of these sort of gremlins bump into each other, taking three points of damage each.

00:26:48And you see each of them turn looking at you injured.

00:26:51But you see that the lightning sort of courses through one and grounds into the ground.

00:26:56Looks up and goes.

00:27:00And I go.

00:27:03Stop.

00:27:05That's not how we act.

00:27:07Give me intimidate.

00:27:08Give me a intimidation check.

00:27:12A 17.

00:27:12A 17 plus?

00:27:13Plus five.

00:27:1422.

00:27:15Yes.

00:27:16You see that they both go.

00:27:18And I'm also resummoning the guess who's back in the house.

00:27:22Hellhound's coming back.

00:27:24What target are you picking for the hellhound?

00:27:26So now the hellhound is going for this one right here.

00:27:29The one standing next closest to princess.

00:27:31Go ahead and give me a bite attack.

00:27:33Bite attack is going to be 19.

00:27:3719.

00:27:37Incredible.

00:27:38Roll one more time to see if you create because he does have pack tactics.

00:27:41But then you can go ahead and roll 2d6.

00:27:42Roll the 20 again?

00:27:43Yeah.

00:27:43Roll the 20 again.

00:27:4510.

00:27:46Keep the 19.

00:27:47Go ahead and roll 2d6 plus 3.

00:27:50Let me get one of your d6s.

00:27:52Okay.

00:27:54A 3 and a 3.

00:27:55That's 6.

00:27:56Plus 3 is 9.

00:27:589 damage.

00:27:59Boom.

00:27:59He's got to make a strength saving throw.

00:28:01On a 1 through 6, he goes prone.

00:28:04On a natural 1, he goes prone.

00:28:06Yes, honey.

00:28:07Getting dragged down to the ground.

00:28:09Boom.

00:28:10Your dog on top of him.

00:28:12Dragging another cyclops to the ground.

00:28:14Incredible.

00:28:15Honey, Poochie is putting the work in.

00:28:18He's not dead, but prone means that Princess can get another round of, like, incredible attacks on him.

00:28:25So, all of you hear a sudden chill wind.

00:28:29Oh, my gosh.

00:28:31As a figure steps out from the hallway behind you and lifts her hand up, she is shrouded in a veil of sea-green mourning.

00:28:44And entering the hallway from far behind you, she raises a hand, and you see Roy go and freeze, paralyzed in this moment as she steps forward.

00:28:59Oh, he's not an ally.

00:29:01Yo mama?

00:29:02Is that yo mama?

00:29:03Let me tell you about the shoes.

00:29:05If she's wearing the Jimmy Choos, it's her.

00:29:07Your mother has pointedly never taken the amulet that transforms into legs as a sort of, you know, aquatic statement.

00:29:20She steps forward, raises her hand with the shroud over her head.

00:29:23Roy is suddenly frozen in space.

00:29:26And now it is going to be our friend over here who is going to get up to the top.

00:29:33As he gets to the very top here, he is going to turn that final wheel as he does so.

00:29:42Is he going to be blocking?

00:29:44Oh, if he does, he'll take damage regardless.

00:29:46I feel like he's just going to lose his balance.

00:29:48Oh.

00:29:49Fire.

00:29:50Yes.

00:29:51But you do see, as you thought, Princess, immediately after his turn, standing on the track to interact with this thing.

00:29:59You've got to be more specific.

00:30:01Don't you want to go ahead and turn that wheel and get out of the way?

00:30:03It'll still damage him.

00:30:04Even if he's in the way, as it can...

00:30:05Oh!

00:30:06Wow.

00:30:06Is it canon?

00:30:07Does it count?

00:30:07It's canon.

00:30:08It happened.

00:30:09It happened.

00:30:10So, thudding into him, the fire explodes, dealing him 2d10 fire damage.

00:30:162d10?

00:30:172d10 fire damage.

00:30:18See, he's still getting damaged, so it's not that bad.

00:30:21He takes 9 points of fire damage, and with that, the suggestion spell ends as he looks around, horrified, having completed this, and goes...

00:30:29And you see, points directly to you.

00:30:32Witch, you have ensorcelled me!

00:30:37He's hit with the fire, but he's going to make his way as swiftly as he can back down the ramp towards you.

00:30:43Bounding up the steps, Constano makes his way to the wheel here.

00:30:47Oh.

00:30:47And is going to...

00:30:49This fucking guy.

00:30:50And is going to turn the final wheel.

00:30:53Turn the final wheel, final wheel, turn the wheel.

00:30:55Oh, the final wheel.

00:30:56And you see all of the towers glowing red for flame.

00:30:59Yes!

00:30:59As he stands here and says, fair maiden, the wheel has been turned.

00:31:03Why is he standing there, though, baby?

00:31:05What?

00:31:05Why is he standing on this?

00:31:06Because he's confused.

00:31:08He's standing over there!

00:31:09Well, you know...

00:31:10Should I be standing somewhere else?

00:31:12Stand behind the wheel and stay there as you turn.

00:31:15Or just move out of the way, sweetie, because we, you know...

00:31:18Give me a persuasion check, DC 15, to see if you...

00:31:21No, we don't know this guy.

00:31:21Whatever happens, happens.

00:31:23Me?

00:31:23Yes, give him another persuasion check, DC 15, to see if you can convince him to get out of the way.

00:31:27So the plus that there will be no more ice going in, so nothing will be taking away our points at this point.

00:31:32Yeah, and we're at three now.

00:31:33Unless someone decides to go change them.

00:31:34Tonight.

00:31:35Which I might try.

00:31:36Nine.

00:31:36Plus persuasion, you said?

00:31:38Plus persuasion, yeah.

00:31:39Nine plus three.

00:31:41Nine plus three.

00:31:41Twelve.

00:31:42Coming through.

00:31:43Another fire slams into him.

00:31:45He takes 2d10 fire, and he goes, ah!

00:31:47He goes, you...

00:31:49You convinced me to turn the wheel.

00:31:53Now I have been struck with fire.

00:31:55Why do you hate me so?

00:31:57Well, sweetie, I told you to get out of the way, but you needed me to persuade you, and you didn't listen and see what happened here.

00:32:02My broken heart!

00:32:07It's scorched ankles.

00:32:08Scorched ankles.

00:32:09Princess and Troianne, that's your turn, Princess, you act first.

00:32:12So who am I hitting now?

00:32:13So you have a prone roll on the ground, which means you get to roll with advantage.

00:32:16Yeah, it was rude.

00:32:17I'd like to do that.

00:32:18I'd like to hit him very hard.

00:32:19Go ahead, and you can roll 2d20 at a time and take the higher of the two.

00:32:23Okay.

00:32:24It was almost 17.

00:32:26Almost 17.

00:32:27And roll again.

00:32:28Roll back the footage.

00:32:29Up 10.

00:32:31Something's wrong with 17, because it was...

00:32:32Literally twice.

00:32:33You do hit on that first attack.

00:32:35Go ahead and roll your next attack.

00:32:3814.

00:32:39Go ahead and roll again.

00:32:41Come on.

00:32:439.

00:32:449.

00:32:44Okay, 14 will take.

00:32:45Go ahead and roll your final third attack.

00:32:47Word.

00:32:47I forgot you had like 19 attacks.

00:32:49Let's kick the shit out of this guy.

00:32:5014.

00:32:51The tides have turned, ladies.

00:32:5314.

00:32:53Great.

00:32:54So, three attacks all connect.

00:32:56I'm going to hand you some dice, because you're about to roll a lot of those.

00:32:59You're about to...

00:33:00Yeah, girl.

00:33:00Oh, my God.

00:33:01Bollywop that hoe.

00:33:02It's about to be a melee, honey.

00:33:03Yes.

00:33:04I would suggest doing one at a time.

00:33:04Smash Brothers' melee.

00:33:06Go ahead, if you'd be so kind, and grab your d12 and d4.

00:33:11D4.

00:33:12You're going to roll all of these as well.

00:33:14And then you're going to add...

00:33:16I know this is crazy.

00:33:16You're going to roll all of those, add them all together.

00:33:20And you're going to add plus 24.

00:33:23All right.

00:33:23Plus 24?

00:33:24Wow.

00:33:24Hopefully someone has a calculator.

00:33:26Okay, here we go.

00:33:31Three, two, three, one, three, eight.

00:33:37Eight.

00:33:37Awesome.

00:33:39Eight.

00:33:4010, 16.

00:33:4216 plus four is what?

00:33:4320.

00:33:44It's 20 altogether.

00:33:4520 plus 22.

00:33:46You deal 44 points of damage.

00:33:49Axe thundering down.

00:33:50This guy, he's taking a lot of arrows from Twyla, and you move him all the way into bloodied as this axe is thundering down.

00:33:58Roaring up, trying to stop this axe as you tower over him.

00:34:01He is still alive, but badly injured close to death.

00:34:04Princess, that is your turn.

00:34:06You turn over and see this figure approaching, and you see that she looks up to you and just goes...

00:34:12The dragon must not be slain.

00:34:18We're not trying to slay the dragon.

00:34:21No, no.

00:34:21She said it must not be slain.

00:34:23Yeah.

00:34:24I think she thinks we're trying to slay the dragon, because she throws Roy.

00:34:26You see that Canstano, up ahead, patting the fire out on his ankles, turns and says,

00:34:31My lady, I have done my best to throw as many levers as I can!

00:34:35And she goes, That's not what we're here doing.

00:34:37Oh my god.

00:34:38That is Princess's turn, Troianne, that is your turn.

00:34:40Okay, I think I can...

00:34:42I mean, he's prone, so he's not a big threat.

00:34:44Or he's an easy attack.

00:34:46Yeah, but you can still talk to her, right?

00:34:48Oh yeah, I'm going to say something to this lady.

00:34:50Tell her we're not trying to kill the dragon.

00:34:52Cloped woman, who are you?

00:34:53My name, my face, or my own.

00:35:00Remove yourself from this place.

00:35:03It is a place of holiness.

00:35:05You are trespassing.

00:35:07What's she saying about us?

00:35:08We can't be in a homeless place.

00:35:09We're unpure.

00:35:11I just think she is.

00:35:13You can give me a persuasion roll if you want to try to get her...

00:35:15Yeah.

00:35:15It's going to be a high DC.

00:35:16We're going to ask for a DC 20 on the persuasion here.

00:35:19DC 20?

00:35:19What's your persuasion roll?

00:35:20She is cold to these entreaties.

00:35:22Two.

00:35:23Sunny, like an 18.

00:35:2318, which is wild.

00:35:2518, here we go.

00:35:25You're going to get it, though.

00:35:26That's the crazy thing.

00:35:26I know.

00:35:27Nat 20.

00:35:3016.

00:35:31So close.

00:35:32Oh, so close.

00:35:32You see that she looks up for a moment through the veil and just says,

00:35:37Child of the sea, does your mother know you are here?

00:35:42What?

00:35:43Does everybody care about my mother?

00:35:45She's important.

00:35:46And then she keeps walking.

00:35:48God damn it.

00:35:48Okay.

00:35:49But you guys still have your action.

00:35:50Yes.

00:35:50Okay.

00:35:51So I am going to...

00:35:52I don't have my fucking net anymore, which is so annoying.

00:35:57You only get that one time?

00:35:58Well, he destroyed it.

00:36:00Yeah.

00:36:00When he ripped it off of him.

00:36:01Whoa!

00:36:02So we're never going to have it for the rest of the campaign.

00:36:04But you can go buy another net in town.

00:36:05Okay.

00:36:06That's true.

00:36:07I'm going to go for sharpshooter.

00:36:11Sharpshooter.

00:36:11Hell yeah.

00:36:12Go for it.

00:36:12Yeah.

00:36:13And I'm going to try to kill prone off.

00:36:16Incredible.

00:36:16Go ahead.

00:36:17Roll your attack roll.

00:36:19Normally you would have disadvantage, but because you have sharpshooter, you do not.

00:36:22You're going to roll straight.

00:36:23Go ahead and roll your attack roll.

00:36:25You're doing sharpshooter.

00:36:25You're taking minus five to get that plus 10 damage.

00:36:27Here we go.

00:36:28Come on.

00:36:3014.

00:36:31So nine.

00:36:31So 14 plus now six is 20.

00:36:35You hit.

00:36:36You hit.

00:36:37Go ahead and roll your second attack.

00:36:39Are you going to use sharpshooter on this one too?

00:36:40Yes.

00:36:41Cool.

00:36:41Go ahead and roll.

00:36:44Woo!

00:36:4515.

00:36:46You hit both times and are now adding an additional 20 damage over both attacks.

00:36:51So go ahead and roll.

00:36:52By D8.

00:36:53You've used both your arcane shots, so now it's just going to be, you're going to add, you're

00:36:57rolling 2D8, but you are now adding 32 damage to these 2D8s.

00:37:03So now can I split my, I want to fire one at prone and one at boulder man.

00:37:07Okay.

00:37:08In that case, go ahead.

00:37:09You're going to roll.

00:37:09So it's 1D8 plus 16 each time.

00:37:13Okay.

00:37:13Or do you think I should do, because I feel like he's almost there.

00:37:15You can also.

00:37:16I don't want to waste all that way.

00:37:17You can wait and see if you kill him on the first hand.

00:37:19Okay.

00:37:20Yeah.

00:37:20Let's try that.

00:37:20Let's do that.

00:37:21Here we go.

00:37:21So I'm rolling my D8, and I got a six.

00:37:24Six plus 16 is 22.

00:37:26He is still alive.

00:37:27Okay.

00:37:27I'm going to roll again, then.

00:37:28Here we go.

00:37:29Adding 16 to this roll.

00:37:31One.

00:37:33He had exactly 17 hits.

00:37:35Yes!

00:37:37Unbelievable.

00:37:39Please describe for me as Trojan finishes this last sideflap.

00:37:44So I am on top here by the wheel.

00:37:46I, because I am extremely agile, flexible, and acrobatic, and I am so good at sports, I am

00:37:54What kind of sport they're playing every day?

00:37:56Water polo.

00:37:58Water polo.

00:38:00Really?

00:38:00So I hop down to the first lever, to the first ledge, then I hop down again, and I hop

00:38:05down, I do a backflip into this one, and as I do the backflip, I am pulling the bow

00:38:09from my back, I am getting the arrow in, I pull back, and as I get down to that final

00:38:16ledge there, I shoot it at Prawn on the floor.

00:38:18Oh, arrow through the eye.

00:38:23Yeah, nice.

00:38:24And then, like Shiva in Final Fantasy X, I snap, and the arrow explodes and his head

00:38:30blows up.

00:38:32Boom.

00:38:33All right.

00:38:33He doesn't say that.

00:38:33Your two warriors, Princess and Troianne, stand over two mighty Cyclops defeated in the

00:38:41center of the chamber.

00:38:43Troianne, that is your turn.

00:38:44This one has already ejected its fire here.

00:38:47But he's still in the way, so it didn't come down.

00:38:49But we have another four rounds.

00:38:50You know, I'm actually going to have him, I'm going to have him make a dexterity save

00:38:54to see if he can avoid the fire coming out of there real quick.

00:38:57I'm going to say that DC 15, you see that he, on a very low roll, still manages to flip

00:39:07over the fire as it rolls down.

00:39:09So as this emerges from here, he flips over it as the fire rolls down, coming all the way

00:39:16down, and as it hits there, it drops through the open lever.

00:39:21Now there's going to be a fucking fire goblin.

00:39:22Fire goblin.

00:39:23They're going to come for me again, and I'm so annoyed and irritated.

00:39:26It drops down, looks over, as it hits, he goes, and it hears the other sort of ice gremlins

00:39:34over there go, and it is going to start.

00:39:39They're going to fight each other?

00:39:40You see, it charges forward, and these two begin.

00:39:45Yes!

00:39:45Begin wrestling.

00:39:48The other one is going to, on its turn, take swings at Gertrude.

00:39:52Of course he is.

00:39:54No!

00:39:55Shut up!

00:39:56What?

00:39:56Put your hand down.

00:39:57What?

00:39:58That's a nat 20.

00:39:59No!

00:39:59Shut up!

00:40:00How much do you want?

00:40:01What?

00:40:01I have 29 points.

00:40:03These things are tiny, though.

00:40:05It's going to double.

00:40:06I hear a lot of dice in your hand.

00:40:08Brennan.

00:40:09This is Brennan.

00:40:10Brennan's like...

00:40:11Brennan, stop laughing!

00:40:15I'm sorry!

00:40:16I'm sorry!

00:40:17They are...

00:40:18There are some very formidable Cyclops, and these gremlins are not as formidable, but

00:40:22they are very...

00:40:22Yeah, but they're formitting.

00:40:25Somehow they're formitting still.

00:40:26This one deals 12 points of damage to you.

00:40:30Just...

00:40:31Ah!

00:40:32Shrieking.

00:40:33Oh, good girl.

00:40:33The other two, like, wrestling, fire and ice, and this little burning, like, imp with this

00:40:39little icy gremlin just going after each other.

00:40:4129 minus 12 is...

00:40:4412?

00:40:4417.

00:40:4517.

00:40:46How are we looking health-wise in the battle?

00:40:48I'm at 17.

00:40:4917.

00:40:50Everyone's got their hit points.

00:40:51I'm at 17.

00:40:5248.

00:40:5348.

00:40:53Well...

00:40:5444.

00:40:54And?

00:40:5531.

00:40:5631.

00:40:57Okay.

00:40:57We need to heal you.

00:40:58Trojan with some incredible moves in the initiative order, because that Cyclops who just defeated

00:41:02was about to go, and is now no more.

00:41:05Twyla, that is your turn.

00:41:08Okay, here's what Twyla's gonna do.

00:41:10Mm-hmm.

00:41:10So, she's healed a little bit.

00:41:11I don't think I need to cure any more wounds right now.

00:41:14I would love to move to that lever.

00:41:17Okay.

00:41:18Right there, because...

00:41:19Oh, yes.

00:41:20Well, no.

00:41:21Well, the levers now, they're attacking each other.

00:41:22So, if one more lever comes down, he'll attack the other one that's trying to get me.

00:41:26But what...

00:41:26But you can fight, girl.

00:41:28Because what we need to do is...

00:41:29She's down to 17 points.

00:41:32I'm down to 17 points.

00:41:33That one is a whole world away.

00:41:35But it's true that...

00:41:35But if you move...

00:41:36Yes.

00:41:37If you move the lever, though...

00:41:38They don't turn into more ground lines.

00:41:39Right.

00:41:39And then the flame...

00:41:41Can't release the beast.

00:41:42Unleash the dragon.

00:41:43Y'all swear I'm tough.

00:41:44I'm really...

00:41:45Because what needs to happen, though, girl, is you need to have...

00:41:48You need to speak with the little witch lady, because you're a witch, too.

00:41:51Maybe I'll talk to her when it's my turn.

00:41:53There's gremlins on my face, though.

00:41:55I got gremlins on my face.

00:41:56Okay, maybe talk to them.

00:41:59But I would like...

00:41:59Are you okay with that?

00:42:01You know, do you think, 21?

00:42:02Are y'all okay with that?

00:42:03Do you think, 21?

00:42:05We're a team.

00:42:06Yes.

00:42:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:07What are you trying to do?

00:42:08We gotta pull the lever.

00:42:11Because...

00:42:12When we release the dragon...

00:42:13But that one just expelled fire.

00:42:16So, like, this is going to release the dragon.

00:42:18So, it's going to be a while before it gets to that one.

00:42:19Oh.

00:42:20So, I think...

00:42:21I don't think that's a priority.

00:42:22Yeah, because these two...

00:42:23Because we're at three already, and these two are next.

00:42:24So, we're going to get...

00:42:25We only need one more.

00:42:27Oh, okay.

00:42:28We have four.

00:42:28You're at three.

00:42:29We have four, yeah.

00:42:30And these two are going to do it.

00:42:31Yeah.

00:42:32Okay, how do we know Miss Thing's not going to try to stop it?

00:42:35We don't know, but you can shoot somebody.

00:42:36Well, I know, but I could do that move anyway, right?

00:42:38Oh, yeah.

00:42:39But, yeah.

00:42:39Because you're...

00:42:40But, yeah.

00:42:40If she moves, if she's by...

00:42:42She can do it by...

00:42:42She thinks we're trying to slay the dragon.

00:42:45He thinks...

00:42:45I don't know what he's up there thinking.

00:42:47Well...

00:42:48It's more like, you know what?

00:42:49Go...

00:42:50Let go of God.

00:42:51Do whatever you feel is right.

00:42:51Well, that's not an action, though.

00:42:53What's not an action?

00:42:53The lever thinks that's an action, right?

00:42:54No, you have to do it for free.

00:42:56Yeah.

00:42:57Great.

00:42:58You get that, right?

00:42:58We're playing the same game, right?

00:43:00Do you think, 21?

00:43:01I'm saying, but you can...

00:43:02Who is 21?

00:43:04You know what Savage is a rapper?

00:43:05He's born in Britain, but he's American.

00:43:06You can...

00:43:07You can, like...

00:43:08You can go over there, and they shoot these guys.

00:43:10You can go over there, flip the switch, and they shoot them.

00:43:11Oh, no, no, no, no, baby.

00:43:11This is what I was going to do, sweetie.

00:43:14I would like to pull the lever, sweetie.

00:43:18All right.

00:43:18You really want to pull the lever.

00:43:20You're upset with this lever.

00:43:23You rush to the lever, pull it, sealing it shut,

00:43:26so that energy will not produce more gremlins.

00:43:28Yeah, and I'm still flying.

00:43:29Still flying?

00:43:30Oh, yeah.

00:43:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:31Because I'm...

00:43:31Don't put me on that thing.

00:43:35Come on now.

00:43:37Brenna be so slick.

00:43:38You see what I'm trying to do?

00:43:40I love it.

00:43:41I love it.

00:43:41No, it's great.

00:43:42Okay, you're good.

00:43:43Okay, yep.

00:43:43Great.

00:43:43So you've pulled the lever.

00:43:44I pulled the lever, and then I think this is the time

00:43:49that we call Buddy Bear over,

00:43:53because Buddy Bear needs to beat the beast out of this one.

00:43:57We have two animals on the field.

00:43:59Yes.

00:44:00Incredible.

00:44:00And does he get two moves?

00:44:02So we're going to go to your spells.

00:44:04Yeah.

00:44:04You're going to cast Summon Beast.

00:44:06Uh-huh.

00:44:07Call for the Edman of his...

00:44:08Oh, my guy's gone now, actually.

00:44:10My dog is gone, because he's the one he's...

00:44:11The hound looks at you and says,

00:44:13my work is done again.

00:44:14They could have met.

00:44:15They could have met.

00:44:16Don't meet.

00:44:18So it shares your initiative count,

00:44:20but it takes its turn immediately after yours,

00:44:22so he'll go immediately after you're done.

00:44:24And the range, where can you...

00:44:25The range is 90 feet.

00:44:27So you can actually put Buddy Bear anywhere on the battlefield you want.

00:44:31Word.

00:44:32Ladies, this one or this one?

00:44:34Well, okay, I will say this.

00:44:35This one is coming to fuck me up.

00:44:37That is his plan.

00:44:38But he moves a little bit slower.

00:44:39He does.

00:44:40I antagonize him.

00:44:41He's coming to fuck me up.

00:44:42He is further.

00:44:43And Bola can throw things at you.

00:44:44Yeah.

00:44:45Because here's my thing.

00:44:46If Buddy Bear comes up here,

00:44:48I don't want Buddy Bear to get her from the range.

00:44:51So this is where...

00:44:52I don't know where he's going to fit.

00:44:54Buddy Bear.

00:44:56Where is Buddy Bear?

00:44:58Oh my gosh, look it.

00:44:59Very beautiful.

00:45:00Very, very beautiful.

00:45:01Zoom in.

00:45:02So he's going to appear right next to the one

00:45:04that just shredded through the net.

00:45:07And as he does so...

00:45:08Oh, look at the little baby.

00:45:10Buddy Bear, you see a gate open behind it.

00:45:14The all-blossom Arcadia.

00:45:16Beautiful fairy light

00:45:18and the smell of rich jasmine fills the air.

00:45:22Buddy Bear is going to surge forward.

00:45:24But it's an action to cast that spell.

00:45:26And you have your Hunter's Mark,

00:45:28which you can now move with a bonus action

00:45:29if you want to put that Hunter's Mark on a new target.

00:45:32Oh my gosh, yes.

00:45:33Hell yeah.

00:45:34Let's put the Hunter's Mark on Horny Boulder here.

00:45:38Okay.

00:45:38Horny Boulder's getting the Hunter's Mark.

00:45:40Great.

00:45:40So that's your action bonus action.

00:45:41You're done.

00:45:42At the end of your turn,

00:45:42you're going to roll your attacks for Buddy Bear.

00:45:44Okay.

00:45:44So go ahead and give me an attack roll.

00:45:46So that's going to be plus eight to the attack roll.

00:45:49Okay.

00:45:52Six.

00:45:53Six plus eight is 14,

00:45:54which exactly hits the armor class.

00:45:56Yes.

00:45:57Go ahead and roll damage.

00:45:58That is going to be 1d8 plus five.

00:46:02Seven plus five is 12.

00:46:04Woo!

00:46:06Incredible.

00:46:06Okay, good.

00:46:07Yeah, that Cyclops is looking badly injured.

00:46:1312.

00:46:13Ah, as Buddy Bear sinks his claws into him,

00:46:16attacking as ferociously as he can.

00:46:19That is Buddy Bear's attack.

00:46:20Twyla, you have pulled the lever.

00:46:22That is your turn.

00:46:23He doesn't do it twice?

00:46:25The beast makes the number of attacks

00:46:26equal to half the spell's level rounded down.

00:46:29So, no, it's just one attack.

00:46:31He only makes one attack.

00:46:33Okay, that's fair.

00:46:33Thank you, Buddy Bear.

00:46:34You got it.

00:46:35It's not bad for Concentration.

00:46:35Poetry.

00:46:36Buddy Bear is now present here.

00:46:38Although, actually, let me see something.

00:46:40So that's Concentration,

00:46:42which means that Hunter's Mark is going to go away.

00:46:43But that's okay.

00:46:44Hunter's Mark has been very useful thus far.

00:46:46So that goes away, like, I can't use it again?

00:46:50Yes, Hunter's Mark, you can,

00:46:51but you cannot have Hunter's Mark and Buddy Bear

00:46:54both active at the same time.

00:46:56But that's okay,

00:46:57because Buddy Bear doesn't benefit from Hunter's Mark anyway.

00:46:59It's better to have him in the battlefield.

00:47:01Okay, sure.

00:47:02So that's great.

00:47:03We are going to move from Twyla's turn.

00:47:06This is pretty incredible.

00:47:07I'll ask if you'd be so kind

00:47:08and put another fire token down that track

00:47:10in front of your tower.

00:47:11Yes, we only need one more after this.

00:47:14Ew.

00:47:14Y'all, I'm still very curious

00:47:16what's going to happen.

00:47:19Unbelievable.

00:47:22That lever is closed, as we know.

00:47:24Moving down.

00:47:27Yes.

00:47:28Light filling the space here.

00:47:31Unbelievable magical power.

00:47:33Roy is held in that spell.

00:47:37And then let me see.

00:47:38When that last fire goes in,

00:47:39if y'all make this motherfucking dragon move out of here,

00:47:41I'm leaving.

00:47:42It will be too much.

00:47:45And I'm going to need,

00:47:46Bob, will you put a fire token in yours?

00:47:48Yes, I will.

00:47:49Oh my God.

00:47:50Unbelievable.

00:47:51Here we go.

00:47:52What's happening?

00:47:53Oh, God.

00:47:54Fire token.

00:47:55Do one of your spells.

00:47:57We didn't have to grenade.

00:47:59As with the fire token in,

00:48:00the fifth token racing down the track

00:48:02as fast as it can,

00:48:03thundering forward,

00:48:05and hits Trojan.

00:48:06I did not move that figurine.

00:48:13You cannot call me slick.

00:48:16I had nothing to do with that.

00:48:17You got slick yourself, man.

00:48:18I am.

00:48:19No.

00:48:20I had nothing to do with that.

00:48:23You take 18 points of fire damage.

00:48:27That little grin you had the whole time,

00:48:30it made you so happy for that to happen to me.

00:48:34How are you good and evil at the same time?

00:48:36You know what?

00:48:37Mer lives matter, okay?

00:48:39I'm screaming.

00:48:42You try to do that to me over there.

00:48:45Eagles burn like a motherfucker.

00:48:46Oh, my God.

00:48:47Money move.

00:48:49Boom.

00:48:51Unbelievable.

00:48:53Oh, my God.

00:48:53So, in this moment,

00:48:56we see Trojan.

00:48:58Fire fills the area around you.

00:49:01But you are still here on the track.

00:49:04After that,

00:49:05you see that this cyclops right here,

00:49:08this one calls down to him and says,

00:49:11Move!

00:49:12Stand before the dragon!

00:49:14Run!

00:49:15And you see he gets up.

00:49:16You get a free attack of opportunity

00:49:18from Buddy Bear as he moves.

00:49:19Go ahead and roll another attack roll.

00:49:21Buddy Bear gets to swing on him.

00:49:22D20?

00:49:23D20, that's right.

00:49:24Okay, come on, Buddy Bear.

00:49:26Armor plus 14?

00:49:28Armor plus 14.

00:49:29That is a hit.

00:49:31Roll 1d8 plus 5.

00:49:32Okay, 1d8.

00:49:366 plus 5, 11.

00:49:386 plus 5 is 11.

00:49:40You do 11 points of damage.

00:49:42Badly injured.

00:49:43But he takes the swing on his ankle.

00:49:46Is going to go 5, 10, 15.

00:49:51And is going to stand here.

00:49:53No.

00:49:54But he's going to take damage, though.

00:49:56He'll take damage, absolutely.

00:49:57And he is going to hurl his boulder.

00:50:02She's going to hurl his boulder at...

00:50:04At his friend, right?

00:50:06Just look at the ground like he's mad.

00:50:08No, I think he's got to go princess because she's standing over two of his defeated friends.

00:50:14So he's going to roll.

00:50:15That is a hit.

00:50:16And he is going to deal...

00:50:18I have 48.

00:50:19She gained a final back.

00:50:21All right, girl, we're going to have to...

00:50:23We need to take a nap in this battle so we can regain it.

00:50:25Honestly, if you guys have a mind just waiting for one second...

00:50:28You take 19 halved to 9 bludgeoning damage as a boulder thuds into you.

00:50:34Boom!

00:50:35So you take that 9 points of damage, which is you've healed more than that on your turn from Roy.

00:50:40Gertrude, that is your turn.

00:50:42Gertie.

00:50:42Gertie, Gertie, Gertie.

00:50:43So let's talk about what's going on here.

00:50:45I can attack one of these two.

00:50:49I have a lot of distance.

00:50:50I have like 150 feet actually times two.

00:50:53I can reach anyone on this thing.

00:50:55Oh.

00:50:55But also, what is up with this bitch?

00:50:58What does she want?

00:50:58What is she doing?

00:50:59You can talk to her.

00:51:00Okay, so I'm going to turn around and be like...

00:51:02Witch to witch.

00:51:02I'm going to turn around and let her...

00:51:03She can probably sense my immortality.

00:51:06Yeah.

00:51:06And I want to let her know we are not here to...

00:51:09My name is Gertrude.

00:51:11I am Gertrude.

00:51:12I'm kind of a big deal these days.

00:51:14I just recently helped defeat the Nara.

00:51:17No big deal.

00:51:18That was me and my friends.

00:51:19We were all there.

00:51:20But I just want you to know,

00:51:21we're not trying to slay this dragon.

00:51:22We're trying to release Mofandrix.

00:51:24Give me a persuasion roll with advantage.

00:51:28DC is still 20.

00:51:30That's a nine.

00:51:31Okay, that's not going to do it.

00:51:32But this one...

00:51:33I have to get what?

00:51:34What's your persuasion?

00:51:35My persuasion is eight.

00:51:38So you just need a 12 or higher.

00:51:40Eight.

00:51:41Jeez.

00:51:42As you turn, you see that she looks at you.

00:51:47I would not trust one with your gift, witch.

00:51:50She doesn't believe us.

00:51:51And is going to continue marching down the hall towards Mofandrix as fast as she can.

00:51:58So that's a free persuasion.

00:51:59You have an action.

00:52:00You have other stuff you can do now if you want to do it.

00:52:02So I'm going to move.

00:52:04This guy is blocking the fire.

00:52:06We're not...

00:52:06The only active fireway right now is this one.

00:52:10So, like, can you knock him off of there?

00:52:12Yeah.

00:52:12So I'm going to move closer to these two dead guys, but, like, in this area.

00:52:17Cool.

00:52:17And then I'm going to use Scorching Ray, Las Vegas' number one stripper.

00:52:26And I'm going to hit this gentleman right...

00:52:28But he's in the way of everything, though.

00:52:30Well, there's two things.

00:52:32He's going to take...

00:52:32That's true.

00:52:32One, no matter what, he's taking damage.

00:52:34But he's only taking damage from this one because Monet's in the fucking way on this one.

00:52:37He's in the way on that one.

00:52:38He's in the way on this one.

00:52:39So this is not coming around for a second.

00:52:41So that being there won't matter unless you move, he moves, or he moves.

00:52:45Yeah.

00:52:46So we need to knock somebody off or try to do something to someone.

00:52:48So I'm trying...

00:52:49I can also use Lightning Lure, and I could pull him a little bit closer.

00:52:52I do not want him to get closer to me, though.

00:52:54But you could pull Monet off of there.

00:52:56I will say, like, Lightning Lure is the one thing that moves enemies.

00:53:00And right now he's blocking the funnel into the magic.

00:53:02All right.

00:53:03So Scorching Ray won't even move him.

00:53:04He needs to do something that's going to move.

00:53:06Also, he's badly injured.

00:53:08I might be able to kill him with Scorching.

00:53:10Does Lightning Lure hurt as well or just move?

00:53:12Lightning Lure does hurt as well.

00:53:13Oh.

00:53:13I also...

00:53:14Wait, wait, wait.

00:53:15Can I get...

00:53:15You got so many spells.

00:53:16Can you pull out the Hellish Rebuke map size and see how big it is?

00:53:21Can I...

00:53:22Are they close enough to be both hit by Hellish Rebuke?

00:53:24Let's take a look here.

00:53:25Not Hellish Rebuke.

00:53:26Sorry.

00:53:27Fireball.

00:53:28Fireball.

00:53:28That's what I mean.

00:53:28Yeah.

00:53:29Fireball.

00:53:30Let's see here.

00:53:32Fireball can only hit one of them.

00:53:34But Fireball does a tremendous amount of damage.

00:53:37If you're trying to drop somebody...

00:53:38I'm going to Fireball this motherfucker in the middle.

00:53:40Okay.

00:53:41Kill her.

00:53:41Boom.

00:53:42You're going to hit him with Fireball.

00:53:44He's going to roll Dexterity.

00:53:46He fails his Dexterity saving throw.

00:53:49Wonderful.

00:53:51Go ahead and roll 8d6 Fire Damage for me.

00:53:568d6?

00:53:578d6.

00:53:58Okay.

00:53:58Fireball is no joke.

00:53:5910d6s.

00:54:00Yeah.

00:54:01You want the big one or the one?

00:54:01I want the big ones.

00:54:02Here.

00:54:02Here's four right here.

00:54:03Or five right there.

00:54:05Great.

00:54:05Here you go.

00:54:06There we go.

00:54:06All right.

00:54:06All at one time?

00:54:07All at once.

00:54:08Big money.

00:54:08Okay.

00:54:10What I have is a 5, a 6, a 6, a 4, a 4, a 3, a 1, and a 1.

00:54:19Oh my God.

00:54:20Wait.

00:54:20Let me cycle all that up.

00:54:23Let me map.

00:54:23That's 12, 22, 23, plus 4 is 27, 30.

00:54:29Gertrude, describe for me what happens to this cyclops in front of you.

00:54:33It would be my pleasure.

00:54:37Well, I also want to point out that I can use a cantrip.

00:54:41Yes, you can.

00:54:41Okay.

00:54:42So I'm going to use a bit of a, I'm going to use a bit of thermaturgy just for the drama,

00:54:45just for the dramatics of it.

00:54:46All right?

00:54:47I love it.

00:54:48So Gertrude takes her staff and she puts it right in front of her face.

00:54:54And then she lifts just like maybe five inches off the ground.

00:54:57And it's just pure flames lifting her off the ground.

00:55:00The flames start at her ankles.

00:55:02You can see it traveling.

00:55:03Her body is turning from black to red.

00:55:06And then she just opens her mouth and just goes, ah!

00:55:10And then all this fireball just comes blasting out of her mouth.

00:55:14It is so strong that the fur on Princess's hat is like...

00:55:19And she's like, oh, it feels kind of nice.

00:55:23And then it hits him somewhere in the chest.

00:55:26And I mean, when it hits him in the chest, it goes straight through him.

00:55:31There is a hole in his chest that you can actually see what's happening on the other side.

00:55:36G20X the boys.

00:55:38Yes.

00:55:39Unbelievable, Gertrude.

00:55:41Fire.

00:55:41Fire, that Cyclops is destroyed by your sorceress prowess.

00:55:46We're going to make a very important roll now.

00:55:47I want you to roll a D6.

00:55:49One or two is he flops forward.

00:55:53Five or six is he flops backwards.

00:55:55But if you roll a three or a four, he's going to drop straight down and die on the track.

00:56:00You don't want a three or a four.

00:56:02Your odds are in your favor.

00:56:03I could lightning lure a dead body, though, if I needed to.

00:56:06Jesus Christ.

00:56:07I'm going to do it over here.

00:56:08Here we go.

00:56:08Why is this a thing?

00:56:10Six.

00:56:10He flops backwards.

00:56:12Boom.

00:56:13Falling into the ice, the track is cleared.

00:56:15Yes, honey.

00:56:16Yes.

00:56:17There you go, bro.

00:56:18Unbelievable.

00:56:19Gertrude, following your turn, I'm going to need dexterity saving throws from Trojan.

00:56:26Gertrude.

00:56:27Roy automatically fails.

00:56:30And Princess.

00:56:31Princess, you're going to make this with advantage.

00:56:32So you get to roll twice and take the better of the odds.

00:56:34A 20.

00:56:36Well.

00:56:38I have an 18.

00:56:39You said dexterity?

00:56:40Dexterity saving throw.

00:56:42I have a 21.

00:56:43All total.

00:56:44Wait, what did you say?

00:56:4512 plus 3, 15.

00:56:4715.

00:56:47I have a 6 plus 5.

00:56:49This is 11.

00:56:49Okay.

00:56:5011, 15.

00:56:5121.

00:56:5221.

00:56:56Princess Trojan, you each take 30 points of cold damage.

00:57:01That would have literally murdered me.

00:57:03Gertrude, you take 15.

00:57:04What?

00:57:05Why?

00:57:06Why?

00:57:06What happened?

00:57:07I'm about to describe.

00:57:08I'm down to 2.

00:57:10I'm down to 1.

00:57:1130?

00:57:1130.

00:57:12I'm down to 9, bro.

00:57:13Oh my God.

00:57:14And Roy takes 30 points as well.

00:57:18He's still up, but he's paralyzed.

00:57:19As this woman walking forwards just goes, and you see that mist flies up from the ground

00:57:26and swirls around you, shredding you with ice and snow.

00:57:29Do I have an option to do a counterspell?

00:57:31You do have an option to do a counterspell.

00:57:33Okay.

00:57:34Oh.

00:57:35Wait, but only for you though.

00:57:36That's not going to help us.

00:57:36No, it'll block the whole spell.

00:57:38Well, there's...

00:57:39Counterspell, Bob.

00:57:39Counter, counter.

00:57:40Okay, I'm doing a counterspell.

00:57:41Okay, now you're going to have to roll because it's a fifth level effect that she's doing.

00:57:48Plus your charisma means you need a 10 or higher.

00:57:50This is Box of Doom for sure.

00:57:52Because this is an enormous amount of damage coming.

00:57:54Okay, here we go.

00:57:55All right.

00:57:57I need 10 or higher.

00:57:58Box of Doom.

00:57:59We're rolling it.

00:58:00Did you say 10 or higher or is it like...

00:58:02You need a 10 on the die because you're trying to beat a 15.

00:58:07That is...

00:58:07It's a 6.

00:58:08It's a 6.

00:58:09Oh my God.

00:58:09You throw up the counterspell.

00:58:11It is a valiant effort.

00:58:12Oh my God.

00:58:13I'm at...

00:58:14You're at a 9?

00:58:15Troyan, one hit point.

00:58:18You are the only one who's not like fucked up right now.

00:58:21And I'm just...

00:58:22Watch me just go invisible.

00:58:26And you see she walks right up.

00:58:30You're a 1?

00:58:311 girl.

00:58:31Also, for those who failed on the roll, you are restrained.

00:58:34So the ice freezes you to the spot.

00:58:37You are not restrained.

00:58:38She walks up and you see that she is reaching a hand to Frozen Roy and is putting a long, sharp fingernail against his forehead.

00:58:46No.

00:58:48This Cyclops...

00:58:49It's now this Cyclops' turn.

00:58:51He is going to try to do anything he can to stop this ritual.

00:58:55He's going to see his movement here.

00:58:57Can he even get there in time with 30?

00:58:59He can go 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.

00:59:07Rough terrain.

00:59:08Rough terrain.

00:59:08He can only get to here, which can't stop at all.

00:59:12But I think that you see he is going to...

00:59:17What is he going to try to do?

00:59:19I think he's going to try to do this.

00:59:20He's going to go up and he's going to turn the wheel back.

00:59:24Oh.

00:59:24No.

00:59:25No.

00:59:27He's going to turn the wheel.

00:59:28It is next.

00:59:29But he's in front of it still.

00:59:30But he's still blocking it.

00:59:31He's still blocking it.

00:59:33You're going to wait until he's sat down.

00:59:37He's still blocking it.

00:59:38You can't get that chance.

00:59:38He said he's still blocking it.

00:59:40So he's going to go...

00:59:40He's too big to be...

00:59:42Oh, God.

00:59:43So turns the wheel back.

00:59:44Boom.

00:59:45He is going to make an athletics check to just try to leap and take damage to let that send

00:59:53some ice back the way it came.

00:59:56It's a DC 20.

00:59:58He adds a plus 6 to this roll.

01:00:02So on a 14 or higher, he's going to clear the track.

01:00:05Oh, that's going to be hard.

01:00:0714 or higher is challenging.

01:00:08Well, Brennan's been rolling only 17 all game long.

01:00:10So...

01:00:11That was an 11.

01:00:15Yes!

01:00:17He fails.

01:00:18And right after that, this thing spits out another bead of cold.

01:00:23He can't make it off the track in time.

01:00:25He takes 2d10 cold damage.

01:00:27But more importantly, stops cold from getting into the engine there.

01:00:32He's been taking pretty consistent damage.

01:00:34He has.

01:00:34I don't know how he's not dead.

01:00:36Well, it's only 10 at a time.

01:00:37He takes...

01:00:38Ooh, but he does take another 14 points of damage.

01:00:41This is a complicated battle.

01:00:42It really is.

01:00:43A lot going on.

01:00:44You see that Constano looks over and says,

01:00:47Mistress, what should I be...

01:00:48What should I be doing?

01:00:49And you see, she says, throw the lever.

01:00:52He says, the wheel?

01:00:54And she goes, one's a wheel and one's a lever.

01:00:58So we're going to refer to them as wheels and levers.

01:01:02I want you to throw the lever!

01:01:05And ice swirls up around her in mist.

01:01:08I think mustard has turned into a lord of some sort.

01:01:12He's going to look at you, Twyla, and say,

01:01:15Lady, I think I'm muddled or turned around.

01:01:19What are we trying to do right now?

01:01:21Are you our enemies or are you our allies?

01:01:23We're allies!

01:01:24Get him off the track.

01:01:25Yeah, I need you to come down.

01:01:27Let's come down and stand outside of the track.

01:01:29Tell him to come to you.

01:01:30Well, I'm flying.

01:01:31She's flying.

01:01:32Come to you?

01:01:33Oh, no.

01:01:34What I would like...

01:01:35I would like you to get out of the way of the ball.

01:01:37We're allies.

01:01:38And I would love for you to go talk to your lady

01:01:40and tell her that we're allies

01:01:41and we're not here for anything evil.

01:01:43Okay.

01:01:43This is one last persuasion.

01:01:46The difficulty is only going to be 15,

01:01:47but I need you to roll persuasion here.

01:01:49What do you mean, only 15?

01:01:49That's 75%.

01:01:51What's your persuasion?

01:01:53Girl, it ain't good.

01:01:54It's a plus three.

01:01:5612 or higher, does it?

01:01:58Okay.

01:01:5912 or higher.

01:02:0014!

01:02:03He rushes down and leaps into the air

01:02:06and leaps into your arms.

01:02:08Take me aloft.

01:02:09From on high, we shall cover the battlefield.

01:02:12You need me to fly you to that lady?

01:02:15That's what he said.

01:02:15He said what he said.

01:02:16What did we just do?

01:02:17Girl, do whatever.

01:02:18Bitch, we're dying.

01:02:19What are you going to do with the question?

01:02:21Troianne and Princess, you are both restrained.

01:02:23You're frozen with ice,

01:02:25but you still have ranged attacks are still open to you.

01:02:29So, Princess, it is your turn.

01:02:30You are frozen to the spot here,

01:02:31so you cannot move,

01:02:33but you do have some ranged attacks that you can do.

01:02:35Is there any way I can heal myself or Troianne?

01:02:41Do I have anything?

01:02:43We use the bone broth.

01:02:44I don't have anything.

01:02:45I don't know if you can.

01:02:46Can you heal other people?

01:02:47Yes.

01:02:47Yeah, but can I heal our group?

01:02:51Once it's your turn, I think.

01:02:52You do actually have an ability called commanding presence.

01:02:57So, you could try to use your turn to do something social if you wanted to.

01:03:02You could, like, make an intimidation or a persuasion check or...

01:03:06I could talk to Miss Woman and tell her that we're on the same side.

01:03:09You could talk to Miss Woman and tell her that you're on the same side.

01:03:11Yeah, absolutely.

01:03:12What is her name?

01:03:12Is it Cher?

01:03:13She hasn't told us.

01:03:14She refused to tell us.

01:03:15Is it Cher?

01:03:16Yes, you can use...

01:03:17She dressed like Sia.

01:03:19Do you want to use intimidation or persuasion?

01:03:22Persuasion.

01:03:23Yeah, she looks pretty intimidating.

01:03:23I'm not trying to...

01:03:25Okay.

01:03:26So, go ahead.

01:03:27It's still a DC of 20.

01:03:29Go ahead...

01:03:30But which is higher?

01:03:31Your persuasion or your...

01:03:31They're the same.

01:03:32They're both plus five.

01:03:32Oh.

01:03:33So, go ahead and roll that D20 on your turn.

01:03:39Four.

01:03:40A four.

01:03:40That's a nine.

01:03:42She does not believe anything.

01:03:43We cannot convince this woman of...

01:03:45Girl!

01:03:45Nothing.

01:03:46Please listen to her.

01:03:49You know the movie where, like, one person beats her and they're like, I'm just trying

01:03:52to tell you.

01:03:53Yeah, literally.

01:03:54Troianne, it is your turn.

01:03:55You can still use your bow because you're restrained.

01:03:57Or, I would say, if you want, you could give the help action to Princess in this moment,

01:04:03if you want, on that persuasion check.

01:04:04Oh.

01:04:06That sounds like a really good suggestion.

01:04:07She attacks us one more time.

01:04:08We're done.

01:04:09Okay, yeah.

01:04:10Let's persuade.

01:04:10Okay.

01:04:11So, I'm going to go ahead.

01:04:12So, you're going to give a help action here.

01:04:14Princess, go ahead and re-roll that die.

01:04:15You can do it this time.

01:04:1715.

01:04:18Ooh, sorry.

01:04:1915.

01:04:20And go ahead and roll a D6 as you use your commanding presence.

01:04:23You're going to add that to your skill check.

01:04:2515, thank God.

01:04:27Four.

01:04:28Four.

01:04:28So, that's 19 plus five is 24.

01:04:32Princess, what do you say to the woman as she walks towards you?

01:04:35We are on the same side.

01:04:40We want the dragon to live.

01:04:43Yes.

01:04:43Please heal us.

01:04:45Please heal us with your magic, Shiva.

01:04:48She removes her veil, looks at you, and says, I think I was at your jubilee, and you see

01:05:00my sorrow, the face from the fountain, standing here in person.

01:05:05This is the slain fae lady.

01:05:06This is the slain fae lady.

01:05:07Exactly.

01:05:08She says, we are on the same side, Princess Fauxhammer.

01:05:14Constano, leave these women alone.

01:05:17Yeah.

01:05:18You see, he goes, I can't do that exactly right now, mistress.

01:05:22Troianne, she says, you stand here in this moment, right after your turn.

01:05:29The fifth and final five.

01:05:31Yes.

01:05:32As it races down, see this, Cyclops goes, move.

01:05:54As the fifth and final sphere of flame enters.

01:05:59Oh, my gosh.

01:06:01You behold the dragon morph.

01:06:17Oh, my gosh.

01:06:21The dragon.

01:06:24Oh, my gosh.

01:06:27I am free once more.

01:06:31Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:06:33A claw reaches up, grabs the Cyclops, and bites his head.

01:06:38Yes.

01:06:39It's what he deserves.

01:06:42Cyclops is defeated.

01:06:44The fifth orb goes in.

01:06:45Mysara kneels to the great dragon and says, it seems we have come with purposes aligned.

01:06:52And that is all for this episode of Dimensions 20.

01:06:58Oh, my God.

01:06:59With one point left.

01:07:01Two.

01:07:03Tune in next week as we continue the story of Dungeons and Drag Queens.

01:07:07Farewell.

01:07:08Oh, my God.

01:07:09That was crazy.

01:07:10Great.

01:07:11It looks crazy.

01:07:11Great.

01:07:11Littleочку the name.

01:07:20I don't know.

01:07:20It's crazy.

01:07:21It's crazy.

01:07:21That's crazy.

01:07:22I hate it.

01:07:22I know.

01:07:22It's crazy.

01:07:23You know what I mean?

01:07:25I know.

01:07:28You know what I mean?

01:07:29eyes on campuses.

01:07:31You know how the heavenlyrys of you serve you?

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