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The FIVE (Full Episode) October 23, 2025
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00:00Hello, everyone. I'm Dana Perino, along with Paul Morrow, Kennedy, Jesse Waters, and Greg
00:08Gutfeld. It's five o'clock in New York City, and this is The Five.
00:13Michelle Obama's infamous advice to take the high road could be ancient history. These days,
00:19some Democrats are dropping the Halo Act and going full vengeance mode, especially
00:23with President Trump and his agenda looking more unstoppable by the day.
00:27The president is now gracing the cover of Time magazine with the title Trump's World.
00:33California Governor Gavin Newsom is now suggesting that Trump's allies are at risk of
00:37not getting into heaven. Donald Trump's a broken man. He's trying to break this country. Everybody
00:43knows that. But to see people in positions of power and influence do absolutely nothing when they must
00:51know better. And I believe they do do nothing. Boy, they're going to have a lot to reconcile
00:58at the pearly gates. Texas State Representative Jolanda Jones is rejecting Michelle Obama's
01:04approach and using some violent language. Watch out from the hood. OK, so when a bully comes like
01:10if there are no rules, you literally have to figure it out. So if you hit me in my face,
01:15I'm not going to punch you back in your face. I'm going to go across your neck. You've got to hit
01:19hard enough where they won't come back. And James Carville is getting colorful with his vengeance
01:26fantasy. My fantasy dream is that this nightmare ends in twenty twenty nine. And I think we ought to
01:36have radical thing. I think they all ought to have their head shaven. They should be put in orange pajamas
01:42and they should be marched down Pennsylvania Avenue and the public should be invited to spit
01:46out. All of these collaborators should be shaved, pajamaed, and spit out.
01:53Paul, would you like to comment on James Carville's chair or his comments?
01:57On Earth or some out of the Jetsons. But in any case, you know, Carville, when you consider his
02:01history, this is the guy who said about Jennifer Flowers, who made a credible accusation against
02:06Bill Clinton, that if you drag a hundred dollars through a trailer park, you'll never know what
02:11you'll find. Now he's he's seating himself the high ground along with so many others. Obviously,
02:15the theme is Nazi. And what does it say that when the thought leaders of your party and, you know,
02:21we always say this thing, well, it's not the mainstream. It's just, you know, it's the it's
02:25it's the outliers. No, it's it. This is who they are right now. You got Pritzker Nazis. That's always
02:30the theme. Carville's thing was all a dog whistle about Nazis. He was talking about the French
02:34collaborators who had their heads shaved and they will march through the streets of Paris after World
02:38War Two. That's the clear message. Newsom, all of a sudden, is pointing he's pointing out who's
02:43going to get into heaven and not. This is the guy who was tapping the head of his campaign's wife,
02:49for Christ's sake. All right. You got all of that. Here's what it comes down to right now. It's all
02:53of this Nazi stuff comes from ICE and the fact that they're arguing with ICE, right, that they just
02:57can't stand that ICE is actually enforcing the law. So what does this devolve to? They've taken the
03:02debate. Trump is once again outfoxed them. Ninety seven percent of this country, according to the
03:08Pew Research Institute, says that we should deport criminal aliens, people that are here illegally
03:14committing crimes. Ninety seven percent. You can't get 90 percent of this country to agree on the fact
03:19that the New York Jets are terrible. And so they're falling for debate because what he's done is he has
03:26set up a paradigm here where I'm common sense. I'm with the 97 percent. And they took the bait to
03:33be against that. So where we really end up right now is we're in a messaging war and he's beaten them
03:38again. I don't see where they're getting it. They're against what the electorate wants. He suckered them
03:44in. They're losing. And somebody better step up to put reasonability back on this party because they
03:50are sliding sliding into crazy land. The weird thing is, Kennedy, Governor Newsom himself gets a little
03:55more popular. But the party overall continues to decline. Yeah. And that's why, you know, he is
04:00their great white hope. And he sucks. He's awful. California is in a shambles. This is pure projection.
04:08Someone that I don't consider to be a moral leader. I don't know if he's a man of faith. His actions would
04:17probably tell a different story. So I don't think he's really the moral arbiter of humanity. And,
04:24you know, I personally have so many outstanding questions for the governor that have gone
04:30completely unanswered because he's obsessed with doing an impression of President Trump. But,
04:36you know, it's like and he he's not smart. He's not good at running a state, but he seems to be the
04:43most rational actor they have. And, you know, he's also devoid of ideas. But even though Democrats are
04:49polling so badly because, you know, they're whatever ideas they have, they would punish the
04:56middle class. So now what they're left with is more violence. And you have rational people who are
05:02not Republicans who look at what happened with the president and with Charlie Kirk. And they are all
05:07saying the same thing. Like a vast majority of people are saying the same thing. Like we don't want to live
05:13in a violent society. We want to have a shared humanity. We want to recognize things in each
05:19other that, you know, lean toward good. And that's what Democrats have to do because every idea they
05:26see from Trump, they demonize. But the smartest thing they could do is take the things that are
05:32actually working, whether it's economically, even on immigration and say, yes, we can find some common
05:38ground here and go for because the other way it leads to government shutdowns, chaos, violence and
05:45ultimately death. And it's really scary if the people who are in power in your party are pushing
05:50things to that conclusion. Just you've always been a real when they go low, we go high kind of guy.
05:57Yeah. Yeah. That's what I get from you. Is it Jolanda or Yolanda?
06:01I'll probably say Yolanda. OK, maybe probably, I guess.
06:04Jolanda makes me feel old. Why do I feel old? Because why is Jesse Waters lecturing politicians
06:12on what's inappropriate to say? We should not be in this position. I'm not the one to say that this
06:20should be decorum, but I'm only doing it because I don't want the president to get killed. And
06:26usually I would let her say whatever she wants. She's a street fighter. She's from the street.
06:31That's cool. Say whatever you want. But it's gotten too hot on the streets and everybody knows
06:36you've got to read the room. But they don't care, Dana. They want the president dead. I have accepted
06:41that. And the president will survive. I'm worried about his team. I'm worried about Miller and I'm
06:48worried about Holman and all the crew because it looks like from what Carville is saying, come
06:53in 2028, it's back to the revenge game. They will probably run on revenge in 28. And so Trump just
07:02needs to do what Biden did, just pardon everybody on the way out the door. Newsom, what he's doing
07:07is playing the shame game. Now, the shame game, you know, how could you stand by? Well, this president
07:12that worked in the first term when Trump didn't have his team there. His second term team is based.
07:18They're more based than Trump. Holman, Hegseth, Miller. You're not going to shame these guys out
07:24of anything. They're going to do their thing. And it is ironic to hear a San Francisco liberal like
07:30Gavin Newsom say, what would Jesus do? Gavin Newsom is preaching. He's holier than thou. This guy,
07:39abortion behind your parents back. Sex changes for kids, sucking up to the chai comms, injection sites.
07:45This guy has dabbled in so many sick, twisted and unholy things. He should worry about his own
07:51soul. What do you think, Greg? Well, you know, Dana, you and I have a lot in common. When they
07:56go low, we're already there. Because we're tiny little people. Carville is interesting. He's got
08:02these wild pendulum shifts. Have you noticed it? When he says something we like, we do a block on him and
08:07go, wow, this is really refreshing. Then the next day he says something absolutely insane. And we're like,
08:12oh, my God, he's insane. He is the guy at the old man bar you don't make eye contact with.
08:18Clearly a day drinker. Not that there's anything wrong with it. But maybe the producers should check
08:22on him before they put the mic on him. As for Julanda, the story is not just about the hand
08:29motion that she did. It's the CNN host, Erin Burnett, the white Don Lemon. She just like her
08:36tired. She didn't even, she didn't even, nothing changed. It's like, oh, that's cute. That's clever.
08:42She says the Dems should go ugly. Have you seen the Dems? Katie Porter, Jerry Nadler, Adam Schiff,
08:50Tim Walsh. You can't get much uglier than that. And you're doing a terrible job. Maybe, and this is an
08:55idea. Why don't you do the opposite? You know, say things that don't get people killed. Something that
09:02we all try to do every day. It might make people hate you less. You know, it's weird. It's funny
09:08coming from me, but maybe just be a slightly better person and things will go your way. It's incredible
09:15what happens when you're just nicer to people. And also, this whole narrative, we're supposed to
09:22pretend that they weren't ugly before, that now they're going to get mean. They've been calling us
09:27every, everything in the book, Nazis, Hitlers, authoritarians, autocrats, you name it. As if
09:33that now the gloves are going to come off. No, you can, the gloves have been off forever. You're
09:38down to bone right now. I'm beginning to think that the Dems have like this transient amnesia
09:44because they forget that just six weeks ago, their narratives of, of demonization got a young man
09:51killed. They know that. I mean, it's like people, people got it. It's like, this is a person trans
09:59adjacent, uh, who believed that because Trump was, um, that Charlie Kirk was seen as transphobic.
10:09He deserved to die. So, you know, maybe I, I, I, do we now just, do we now just play a game where
10:17we out demonize each other? I don't want to do that. You know? So, so we're ready to stop.
10:23So good exercises. If you feel slightly guilty over your behavior, try not to do it. And then like,
10:29if you had that urge to say Hitler or Nazi, let it pass. There'll be this mental space that will show up.
10:37And then maybe if you're Gavin, you can go, Hmm, what might come next? It might be a thought.
10:42I know it's going to feel weird. It's going to be, Oh, it's going to be heavy and hard because
10:47you've never had one before. And you're going to go, well, I could actually say something of
10:52substance, you know, and talk and you're right about the eligibility for heaven. This is a party
10:58that was okay with mutilating kids in the name of identity politics. You can't let that,
11:04that that's satanic, literally satanic. The Nazis killed 9 million people.
11:10Yeah. Do you think anything that's present in present day America is remotely in that universe?
11:15Grow up. It's either that or they're incredibly ignorant of history.
11:18Okay. Up next, Democrats accused of putting ICE agents in harm's way over plans to track the agents.
11:24For worse or for better, from now to forever, I'll always remember you now.
11:32Oh yeah, he did it first. Democrats cooking up new ways to interfere with law enforcement,
11:48hot off the heels of House Dems announcing plans to launch an ICE tracker. Freshly indicted New York,
11:54Attorney General Letitia James is setting up a snitch line, a new portal where residents can send in
11:59photos and videos of ICE operations. And over in Los Angeles, an activist is reminding agents,
12:07they're not the only ones with guns. Watch this. They are not the only ones with guns in this city.
12:15They're not the only ones. And don't forget that. And I don't say that because we're calling for
12:19violence. I'm saying that because the people have every right to defend themselves against masked,
12:25unidentified gunmen with AR-15s and other military rifles.
12:32You know, kind of sounds like you're calling for violence there. President Trump says he will not
12:37deploy the National Guard to San Francisco after a conversation with Mayor Daniel Lurie. And here's why.
12:43Some friends of my very successful people, Mark, who's everybody knows him. And Jensen, everybody
12:52knows Jensen. NVIDIA. And others call me from San Francisco. And they said, we're working really,
13:02really hard with the mayor. And we're making progress. Would it be possible for you to hold off
13:07for you to hold off the surge? We are holding off that surge, everybody. And we're going to let them
13:13see if they can do it. I said, I think we can do it much faster. I know we can do it faster.
13:19All right. So, Dana, let's talk a little bit about this reversal. It's very interesting because
13:24it wasn't necessarily the mayor. It is some of these tech giants who have gone to the White House
13:29and talked to the president. They're the ones who are affecting policy,
13:33calling him directly and getting him to hold off on the National Guard. What does that say to you?
13:38Well, the reason that Daniel Lurie is the mayor is because I can't remember the name
13:41of the previous mayor. Okay. That was a disaster. Yes. And everything was going to hell in a hand
13:47basket. I feel like Kennedy when I said that. And so he's actually taking steps to make it better.
13:53And he's got the buy in from the community. So then and they're willing to call the president.
13:58They have a relationship with him. And so we've been saying about the Democrats,
14:01you've got a problem with immigration, the shutdown, whatever it is, ask to meet
14:06and just be willing to go 60 percent of the way there and he'll be there for you. And so I think
14:10I think that's partly partly what it is. And if they can show that they are making progress,
14:15then why would you send the National Guard there? That doesn't that wouldn't make sense on the fact
14:20that the Democrats are thinking about this ice tracker. To me, that is such clear obstruction of
14:26justice. And you have to wonder, where's the dad of the Democratic Party? Where is dad to say,
14:32no, you are not doing that. Go to your room. Think about what you've done. And then we can talk
14:37about it later. I don't see how that is not illegal, but I don't know the mechanism
14:42by which they pull it back. Well, let's talk about that.
14:45Now I'm looking at the lawyer. Well, no, because, Paul, you're not only a former NYPD detective,
14:52Sergeant. Inspector. That's right. Close enough for cable TV.
14:55These are very important terms that we'll hash out later. You're also a lawyer. So I sense there's a
15:01little bit of disappointment from the San Francisco district attorney who was saying that if, in fact,
15:07the National Guard or ICE agents go into San Francisco, that they will be arrested by
15:12local law enforcement and prosecuted. Your thoughts on that? Good luck with that.
15:16We got this thing, the supremacy clause. All right. And under the supremacy clause,
15:20federal law trumps state law. And what they're relying on with that is that we're going to watch
15:25every bit of police brutality, ICE brutality, and we're going to charge state like assault charges
15:31or something like that. Hey, it's not going to happen. It's never going to come to that. And I'm
15:34going to tell you one of the reasons it's not going to come to that is for the right reason.
15:37Because if you see these films, these ICE guys are taking tremendous abuse.
15:41It reminds me of the films that I saw in 2020 during the quote unquote summer of love. My
15:45cops would be out there. I was out there. My guys are getting a heck beat out of them. They'd be
15:49sitting there quietly taking it like the professionals that they were. I had to watch
15:53one of my lieutenants get his face sewn back together. And then I had to watch Tish James,
15:57because this is her M.O. In 2020, same thing as the AG, she puts out on Twitter. Here's the phone
16:03number. Here's the direct email. Get to me with any instances of police brutality that you see. I'm
16:09walking with one of my guys. There's a guy on top of a car screaming and yelling. He says,
16:13you'll get down off of that. The guy very calmly is a true story. Pulls out his wallet,
16:17shows him ID from the mayor's office. De Blasio sent his people out to watch the cops. Meanwhile,
16:23they're trying to keep Macy's from burning down. They did a billion dollars in change and damage.
16:27All these people injured. I had to take this, this poll attendant had to go to Queens to get his face
16:31sewn back together because all of the ERs in Manhattan were overrun with people that were injured and they
16:36were all police officers, but we were the bad guys. Just to bring the rubber back to the road here.
16:41These are conspirators. And I'm telling you right now, and I'm sure that they're thinking this way,
16:46Patel and Bongino were thinking this way. You get somebody now who from this ice tracker
16:52takes that information, hurts an ice officer, and they can put that together from the metadata.
16:58Well, this Ron Gatchez and Tish James and everybody else who are pushing this stuff. If you're in that
17:04traffic, good luck because you're going to get indicted because clearly they're not afraid to
17:08go all the way with this stuff. So if you've got the ice tracker going and whether you're this
17:12congressman or whether these other guys making threats, you're on the radar screen and you put
17:16yourselves there. And you know what? This administration is not afraid of that. Yeah,
17:20I don't think, uh, I don't think they're going to screw around here, but I was really kind of struck
17:24by that teacher. You know, this is, this is a high school teacher going out. Basically he is inciting
17:30violence because, you know, he's trying to sound like a tough guy saying, well, we're in South
17:35Central, you know, cops aren't the only ones with guns. What does that say to you? Well,
17:39they're always teachers, aren't they? The one that was like this. Yeah. Why?
17:43Always teachers. And a lot of them are elementary school teachers, which is scares the crap out of
17:48you. And they're not even attractive, Jesse. Never have we seen an attractive teacher threaten
17:53an ice agent. No, never. Not that we want to, and not that we look at these things.
17:57Van Halen would be upset. Uh, but what happens is, so if you get more, uh, violence against ice,
18:04all Trump's going to do is put more guard in to protect ice. And then what's going to happen,
18:09there's going to be another reaction and it goes up the escalation ladder. And that's kind of what
18:13they want. They want to escalate. They want to rumble in the streets. It's clear. And it's going
18:19towards a civil war. No one wants that. You can't have cities, state and federal agents all at war
18:26with each other. Nancy Pelosi said, you don't want that either. No one wants that. Nancy Pelosi said,
18:32if, if the ice agents come into San Francisco or the guard, that the San Francisco police department
18:38should blockade them and arrest them. Yes. What kind of collision course are we on here?
18:44And it didn't take Newsome to settle things, right? It took businessmen. It took a mayor. The
18:51businessmen are running this country. The politicians have stepped out. They have no juice,
18:56none at all. And if you're an agent, you're already on a cartel hit list. And now you're on a list from
19:02your own government. And they're basically saying they're going to debank you. They're going to make
19:07sure you can't say what you want online. You're never going to work in government again. It's really
19:12scary. I would never. Poor Dean Cain. Yeah, he's an ice agent. Now he's on a list. He'll probably be on
19:19a no fly list with Tulsi. How ironic. Former Superman on a no fly list. Very good, Greg. We'll
19:24be right back. No, actually, we won't. This is another example of an imaginary problem and an
19:31imaginary solution. What is the imaginary problem? Ice agents doing their job. What's their imaginary
19:39solution? An ice tracker? What do you do with an ice tracker? Once you track, you're going to make
19:44a citizen's arrest? Are you going to interfere with their job? Are you going to do a lousy
19:49rendition of this land is your land on the side of the street? This reeks of actually hilarious
19:55failure. I don't see this as a problem at all. It's comical. And they are co-conspirators,
20:01but they're also clowns. This will go away because there's no place to go with it. But it makes me
20:07wonder if you can crowdsource tracking of ice and could you do that to the police too? If you are,
20:14if you can alone define what a law is, then you could crowdsource. Why not crowdsource cops,
20:21truant officers, anybody you want? Why don't we do it? Why don't we crowdsource the criminals? Why
20:26don't we crowdsource the affluent white liberals? You know, because that's a mob. We don't do that.
20:34And it doesn't end well. But given that a party is galvanizing a mob to thwart law enforcement,
20:41law enforcement that often arrest child rapists, and you thwart that, you're going to leave
20:48the community with nothing but mob rule. They're going to have to do it themselves. You don't want
20:53that. That never goes well. I think what bugs me most about the Democrats right now is they believe
21:00illegals have an exemption that citizens don't. And that in bold, what I saw in Chinatown,
21:06that emboldens migrants from other countries who, who can, who, who are bait cocky and they
21:13harass the cops because they know there's nothing you can do about it. I saw it with my own eyes when
21:18I was there. I mean, if you can come here illegally, do the crime and the laws don't apply,
21:23you know, we're F. Well, look who they're trying to activate. And you've talked about this many times,
21:28you know, not only people who feel emboldened, but also people who are unwell. Yes. Like Jesse.
21:34Jesse waters. That's exactly. I've never harmed anybody.
21:36Well, you, you self harm, self harm. Look at my hair.
21:40He has hurt their feelings ahead. A Democrat is going shirtless to prove that he's not a Nazi.
21:58Make my the people. Make my the people. Make my gun shut. Make my the people.
22:07Comparing the tactics of Donald Trump to Mussolini and Hitler is a very legitimate thing.
22:15We hate Nazis. We have a Tim O'Hitler in the White House.
22:19Stephen Miller. He's, uh, he's a Nazi. This is before the Holocaust really took place.
22:25After years of calling Republicans, Hitler, the Democrats are now making excuses for their
22:29candidates. Nazi scandal. Say hello to Graham Plattner, a Bernie endorsed Democratic Senate
22:36candidate for Maine. He's got a skull and crossbones chest tattoo back in 2007 while he got drunk with
22:42some of his Marine buddies in Croatia. Turns out the design strongly resembles an infamous symbol of the
22:48CSS. He swears he didn't know the Nazi connection, but reports say he did and even joked about it.
22:56And now he's literally gone shirtless to prove he's had the ink redesigned.
22:59I hate anti-Semitism. I hate Nazism and Nazis. They're going to call me a communist no matter
23:17what. They called Hillary Clinton a communist. They call anyone who ever advocates for any sort of
23:25beneficial programs for working people, a communist or a socialist. Bernie says Graham was just going
23:32through a phase. I suspect that Graham Plattner is not the only American to have gone through a dark
23:37period. But what he did was he has expressed his darkness on the internet. Probably not a brilliant
23:44thing to do. All right. And he said things that are stupid, things that were hurtful. He has apologized
23:50for it. As a nation, especially given the fact that we have a president who is convicted of 34 felonies,
23:57uh, maybe we have to do a little bit of forgiveness. A long time ago. All right,
24:03who at this table has a tattoo? You can go first. Thank you, Jesse. Um,
24:11I have a giant eagle. No, that's when I was serving in the Corps. I was on shore leave,
24:19but I wasn't a Marine. Um, no, I don't. I have, I have three tattoos. I got them when I was young.
24:25I wouldn't get a tattoo now. I think tattoos, uh, by and large now are pretty stupid. Um, I don't believe
24:31that he didn't know what this was, especially, um, as an active duty Marine. He knew what the
24:37Totenkopf was and, uh, he should be forced to go on the tour that Guy Benson, Emily Campagno and
24:44Molly Hemingway that we all did, uh, to pull into the Holocaust sites. We went this May and it was
24:51shocking and heartbreaking and eye-opening the way human beings were so easily slaughtered
24:57in, uh, such a number of ways. And I find his excuses to be flimsy. Uh, I find them to be
25:06offensive and I think he's got a lot more explaining to do. Uh, Bernie Sanders go, you know,
25:11he was going through a tough time. Who among us has not gotten some sort of Nazi forbearance on their
25:18skin when they were drunk and having a tough day? All right. Yes. He said bad things about the blacks.
25:24And of course he was shaming rape victims. And you know, who among us hasn't done that on Reddit
25:29four or five times just this week. And it's like all the things that Democrats claim to hate,
25:34especially progressives wrapped up into a convenient little ball and their candidate. And it's like,
25:40this is the best you got. This is why people hate Democrats. Greg? Yeah. I, when you said,
25:46do you, I thought you meant, do you, do you have a Nazi tattoo? Oh, I don't have a Nazi tattoo on my
25:52chest, but I do have a tattoo of Werner Klemperer on my ass and I'll show it to you later in the
25:57break. Please don't. Um, I don't think that tattoo is as bad as like, you know,
26:02Pete Davidson got a Hillary tattoo. I mean, Oh God, which one really is bad? Uh, he did say,
26:09uh, about blacks. He said, uh, black people don't tip, which is racist because as you know,
26:14Jesse waters is white 0.1%. Yeah. Oh, so now you're blaming it on blacks. This is such a great
26:22idea for a movie. I fell in love with a Nazi. Okay. Cause that's what happened with the democratic
26:30party. Yes. They were like, Oh God, we're sex starved. There are no more men in our party.
26:36Oh, we have are these beta males with tits. And it's like, and then, Ooh, look, manly guy. Sounds
26:44pretty good. He's got a beard. He's a veteran. Oh, Jennifer Lawrence. She's, she works for Planned
26:49Parenthood, progressive activist. She meets cute Ryan Gosling at the peewee golf course. She doesn't
26:57realize he's covered in Aryan tattoos. She goes home with him and then it comes off. Oh my God,
27:02I'm with the Nazi. It's a Democrat party right there. See, I mean, it makes it, but,
27:07but you know what I would be, I would forgive this guy completely if the dams hadn't created
27:12a relentless industry based on calling people Nazis. Do you remember when I joked about it?
27:17Hey, we should just accept it. Hey, what's up my Nazi. That's what they did. They actually accept it.
27:24They went after me joking about it and then they're doing it for real. I love it when I'm right.
27:31Anyway, um, I'm done data. So a couple of things that remember the media spent weeks on
27:39whether Elon Musk did a Nazi salute and they can't really cover this. That's kind of strange.
27:45I should have saved that for Greg show. I'll be on there later. That's true. Good plug.
27:48All right. Um, the other thing is who is behind the oyster farmers candidacy? Bernie Sanders.
27:57Who else does Bernie love? Zoran Mamdani. Okay. So the Democrats have this continual problem,
28:04this burr in their saddle of the problem of Bernie Sanders, because he keeps pulling the party to the
28:09left and make no mistake. That's where the energy is. But what Schumer is doing is he wants Janet
28:14Mills, the governor who had that tussle with president Trump. He wants her to be the candidate
28:19on the Democratic side that goes against Susan Collins, Republican of Maine next year in that
28:24race. And Susan Collins, one of the things that they were going to say is that she's so old.
28:29Okay. Well, that guy's not, he's a young man compared to, but Janet Mills Schumer's preferred
28:36person is older than Susan Collins. I think the only way to settle this, we have to see Janet's chest.
28:42I mean, we have to see everything. We need to know whether she has a tattoo. We don't,
28:47but let me, let me point out one other thing that all of these stories against the oyster farmer
28:51are not coming from Republicans. They're coming from Democrats. And I would walk right around and
28:56see where Schumer's office comes in. The calls coming from inside the house. I just came up.
29:01Think about, but think about where the Dems must be sitting right now. They must be saying to
29:04themselves that, Hey, look, we found, they got testosterone envy very clearly. Right? So yeah,
29:08you're very familiar with that, Greg. So anyway, they look at this, they say, Hey,
29:11this guy's like a Republican. He's a manly man. Let's get him. He's just like a Republican. Oh,
29:16that means he's also a Nazi. Wait a minute. Didn't we say that yesterday? How did we fall for that?
29:21They blew that one. But you know, just real quick, we only, what is what? That's him with
29:27this. No, but I never saw it. What happened? No, he was naked and drunk. That's actually more
29:32interesting. You scared the hell out of me, Greg. Greg saw a naked guy shirtless dancing and he was like,
29:37what is that? That would disqualify all of us. That's a Thursday night for Greg. You kidding?
29:43All right. I'm done. We're out of time. Go ahead. No, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry.
29:45Where's the actual Nazi tattoo? Is that's the cover? No, he covered it up and he needs it.
29:49Where's the original one? Can we see that? Are we not allowed to show it?
29:53Oh, that's the original one. I can't see. It's horrific. That's a Nazi thing. Yeah. What is it?
29:58It's I couldn't tell what that is. There's a dog. It's covered by something or else. I don't know.
30:02That's an awful tattoo, whatever it means. Yeah, it's just very hard in Maine to get
30:07your tattoo covered up. There it is. There it is. You should have the tattoo artist on your show,
30:13Jesse. Yeah, they got a tattoo deficit up there. Yeah. All right. Coming up,
30:18Hunter is doing daddy's dirty work by going after Kamala.
30:23Hunter Biden back settling scores for pop, the debaucherous former first son trashing Kamala's
30:47gossip book. I think that the biggest complaint about the vice president has always been is that
30:55which I never believe never really mean it is that she is not authentic. And I think to do something
31:03that is so inauthentic in the way in which she the criticism allowed her to kind of like
31:14have play both sides of it. Right. So it appears, Paul, that the homeless now have a podcast.
31:22That was very exciting. I think they do that at the shelter. Yeah. Which is good because it keeps
31:28them busy. Wasn't it nice? I love that he's kind of disappointed in Kamala's lack of loyalty.
31:36Didn't Hunter bang his brother's widow? It was a little of that. Yeah. You know,
31:41look, I'm just real quick. Let me let me talk to Hunter directly. Bro to bro here. Guy in obscurity,
31:47security. All right. Time to go away. I'm going to quote you. They got it right in the texts.
31:54I'm dealing with the effing spy chief of China. Okay. That was under a favorable regime. You don't
32:03have a favorable regime anymore. And there's no statute of limitations on espionage. You were
32:07cutting deals, oil deals with the effing spy chief of China. It's time for you to let us all forget
32:14you. All right. This is what you should be hearing from people who are next to you, from your lawyers,
32:18whoever. Disappear guy. I know you're unemployable. Apparently you're in a homeless shelter,
32:23but that said, you're safer there than you are in the docket. Time to go.
32:27Oh, you know, Dana, it just seems like Kamala is like a big pain in the butt for the democratic
32:32party. So I get to just like until somebody fills that void, but she's still pulling better than,
32:39uh, Gavin. Right. And that's name ID really. Um, but the two greatest liabilities under Joe Biden
32:46are Kamala Harris and Hunter Biden. And so they're the ones that are out there. And also you think about
32:51it, the only and best surrogate for the Biden family to push back against Kamala's book
32:56is Hunter. Yeah, that's pretty incredible. Um, the other thing is in the, in the book or the
33:03interview, sorry, Hunter complains about Obama leading Joe Biden off the stage, right? Yeah.
33:08It was like, it wasn't necessary. I'm like, if Obama hadn't done that, Joe Biden still might
33:12be up there trying to speak. Yeah, he'd be in the orchestra pit. He'd be in the orchestra pit
33:16trying to dig for China. You know, uh, Jesse, when you think about this, are you thinking what I'm
33:22thinking? He has to run for president. No, no, no. Even better. Hunter Kamala.
33:28What about Doug? I mean, no, Doug, Doug's out of the picture. Doug was with Jill. Yeah, Jill. This is
33:35what he's making the play. That's what I'm doing on the show tonight. Not the nipple Nazi guy that
33:43I don't blame Hunter. He's the only one defending his father's legacy. It's the saddest thing. Joe Biden
33:48should be making gazillion dollar speeches traveling the world. He's alone getting cancer
33:53treatment in Delaware while the whole parties left him and backstabbed them. Now I'm not saying he
33:59didn't deserve it, but they used and abused this guy and he's the only one left defending his poor
34:05dad. So of course he's your son. He's your only son left. The whole family has been a tragedy.
34:12They've lost children. They lost him almost to addiction. They lost everyone's respect.
34:18This is the saddest thing in the world. That's why the only thing to do now, he has to redeem the
34:24family name and run and settle scores. Interesting. I think he should make passionate love to Kamala.
34:31He can still do that and run Kennedy. Do you see Hunter Biden as one lucky guy on outnumbered?
34:38You'd have to fumigate the curvy couch, but he might do it. Of course he would. I mean,
34:44it's like, I saw video of that podcast and I thought, wow, Rosie has really let herself out.
34:50And that is, uh, that's saying something. Yes. That is Rosie.
34:56But with Hunter, he'll, he'll talk into a garden hose. Yes. Like he doesn't care. He'll,
35:02he'll, you know, it's like, and he goes for like three hours at a time. And you know,
35:07those poor podcast hosts, they're like, oh, enough is enough. And I have some of your stash
35:13at least numb the pain of this a little bit. And yes, there is a tremendous degree of codependency
35:19here. And that is incredibly tragic. But I think everybody else just wants to spend time with Joe,
35:25like in hospice or wherever he is, because I don't think he has a lot of time left. And I think,
35:30you know, Hunter Biden is just our new Hillary Clinton. Like we love the entertainment of, of poking
35:35someone and then, you know, pulling the string and letting them go back. I've been aggrieved.
35:40Everyone is against me. And so that is the only value that, that he offers right now. The fact that
35:46he and Kamala are fighting because like you were asking earlier, like, who's the dad in the democratic
35:52party? It's not Joe Biden anymore. And Jill Biden can't, can't muzzle Hunter. So he's just going to go
35:58off on Kamala and anyone else he sees as being a threat to his dad's legacy, which is already in a
36:05dumpster fire. I'm sure Hunter is tired of hearing that question. Who's the dad?
36:08I had a beauty queen screws up.
36:24A beauty queen's onstage blunder is going viral. The competitor from Panama mistakenly came forward
36:30after Paraguay was called for miss grand international and international scandal. So
36:36Greg, if you remember when you and I met, you sent me to Columbia. Yes.
36:41Cover the miss Columbia contest for maximum. Remember that? Yeah, I certainly do. What's your take?
36:47I'm going to say, this isn't the worst mistake you can make in a Bangkok beauty pageant.
36:53I was, I was in Thailand about five years ago. I was there on business, Dana,
36:57and I was invited to a beauty pageant. Yeah, it was a, it was called the junk in the trunk.
37:03And, uh, well, let's just say when I woke up, I didn't want to wake up.
37:09Jesse, I understand you were in the audience for this. What's your take?
37:11Yeah. Well, I have called women the wrong name and Paul, let me say they hear and they hate it.
37:17So I don't know what happened here, but I think it's more like you fake it till you make it. You know,
37:22I have gone up and accepted awards on other people's behalf and Clinton taking them home.
37:26And then they call and you just don't return it. I'm going to walk up on the Patriot awards this
37:30year. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Get out of the way. You, Kennedy, go ahead.
37:34Uh, I get my kicks above the waistline sunshine. One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
37:43I think it's great. And I think that they should have leaned into it to Jesse's point. And those were
37:48just the finalists, but they should have given her the crown right then and there. Dana, did she
37:53recover? Well, I, well, I admire the confidence, right? Like I, I would never have assumed I would
37:57have won. She was just expecting it. She was like, Oh, I knew they were going to call my name
38:01and Panama Paraguay. You could imagine like with the loudspeakers, the adrenaline pumping.
38:06Is she prettier though? Let's see. I think she's there. We're still on air.
38:12They're the same. You can't even tell them apart.
38:13It's true. Assuming she's not a guy. Honest mistake. All right. One more thing is up next.
38:18Here we go.
38:28It's time for one more thing. I have a new segment. Let's watch this.
38:33You know, a lot of things drive me crazy as this team knows. Here's what would drive me crazy.
38:38There was a flight out of Lima, Peru, and it was delayed for nearly two hours because some
38:41joker had a hamster that got loose. And that meant that everybody had to sit there for two
38:48hours. They had to go row by row to look for it before they were able to leave.
38:52Wow. Did Richard Gere ever apologize?
38:54Oh, no.
38:56Your turn.
38:56All right, tonight, Cat Timp, Jamie Lissow, Dana Parado, Tyrus. Hey, let's do this.
39:04I've got crabs. News. Roll the tape. The annual red crab migration through Christmas Island in tiny
39:14Australian island territory happened and it's roughly 200 million crabs come to the island
39:20each year in search of a mate. I haven't seen that many crabs since spring break 1983. Of course,
39:27I needed a magnifying glass and a comb. Jesse, all of that. I mean, I would definitely not make fun of
39:34the cultural traditions in Australia. A country I love and adore and is better than most countries
39:40out there. But tonight, Jesse, what is primetime? We have Kid Rock. We have Pam Bondi. We have Jimmy
39:45failure. We also have Johnny. How did he not make that? Johnny. Johnny didn't get the picture.
39:51They won't put him on. Aw, poor Johnny. Hey, great show, everybody. That's it for us. Have a
39:56good night. Miss you guys. Aw, yeah, it was fun to have you. All right. See ya.
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