R rated news bloopers #29 (2025)

news bloopers that are R rated and happened live on the air

Transcript

00:00if you win that jackpot what's the first thing you're going to get first thing I'm going to get

00:08oh I can be honest because we're in Nevada it's legal I'm going to have a find me a new wife okay

00:19you must have had to beat off a lot of American men to get this part

00:24why does that make you giggle did you not have to beat them off to get the role part of a really

00:34big bold effort by this government a billion pounds which I announced back in November it's

00:39going to start in April every 18 to 24 year old in this country we're in Lodi today and I am being

00:45joined right now by Nikki the baboon and we're going to be he's trying to cop the feel a little

00:50bit but we're going to be uh it's it's about the prettiest time of year though I mean those

00:55those trees just look look so nice and I you know I love I love just driving through Indiana that's a

01:00one nice thing about the Midwest when you get all those nice colors out there and speaking of the

01:03colors we have uh Tyler Tyler Weir thanks guys Justin Verlander he was just brutal last night if you watch

01:13the game right here on Fox 9 he was not his usual self nope the uh NHL uh well that's his girlfriend

01:21right there Kate Upton so let's just get right to it I figured I'd put that in there for you and

01:25for me this is his girlfriend all of the viewers there this is the reason why supposedly Justin Verlander

01:33did not pitch very well um I think you chose the right highlight have the weather forecast in a

01:41minute and of course it'll be 100 accurate and provide all the detail you could possibly want

01:45I've just seen Thomas Schaffenacker preparing uh for it so I'm not in touch oh Doug called me an hour

01:52ago and said get ready and bam this thing is like pounding us from behind yes I apologize for the

01:58colorful language yeah and we that's why they put the colored guy so far on the couch no I'm kidding I'm

02:05kidding but ask yourself is this so bad this is no surprise that's it that's it it's a group hug

02:10look at that we've recovered it's a cuba cutting sandwich hey get out of my pocket that's my wallet

02:19intent to possess and deliver cocaine I'm told as much as 44 pounds of cocaine

02:25okay all right we'll be right back I'm looking I'm looking I want to see that yeah you would she

02:37can really relax her sphincter or whatever that's called is that a sphincter phil this is where I weigh

02:44out