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news bloopers that are R rated and happened live on the air

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00:00well right now the fate of a firefighters union lawsuit against the city of omaha is in a douglas
00:08county judge's hands yeah the union wants a temporary injunction to stop layoffs and equipment
00:13cuts cuts that are possible under the mayor's proposed budget now the u.s is not just talking
00:18about what it can do but it's talking to countries in the region how they can help support uh anything
00:24that the u.s would do because they'll need overflight rights they'll need airspace that
00:28type of shit stuff and um and to watch as people pro see because he was behind you over here
00:39are you okay oh no come on what really happened at that atlanta nightclub that led to bobby brown's
00:50crack bitch god damn shit you're fucking dead oh god damn figures out today show that consumer
01:00spending in the u.s has boosted economic growth between april and june well let's go live now
01:05to new york and some michelle meyer who is deputy head of u.s economics at bank of america merrill lynch
01:11global research michelle thanks for joining us growth of 2.3 percent in the second quarter was
01:16still pretty tepid wasn't it fuck now i'm today wait i've got to put my head up his back
01:26what it looks like me no it looks like that well actually there is a similarity
01:31but hello carl how are you you're a wanker
01:38that's true we make incredible sacrifices to come here in 2013 we traveled with about 25 000
01:47this year we're going to have at least that when we come into the championship game which
01:50we fully expect to do the sacrifices that we personally made to be here are incredible
01:55my wife's boyfriend sold his prosthetic leg on craigslist to afford me the opportunity to
02:00be here but they get alone time and i get a chance to be in omaha that's what he's saying
02:06about square romney that america is ready for that kind of candidate again they've had
02:12it with this cool dude who's in rolling stone saying you know i'm just going to say it but
02:15you know he said bullshit and and he's going to be on mtv tonight and um
02:20it takes a crap everyone goes to the bathroom so everyone can relate to that and every the terms
02:41that i use to name these products are everyday terms that you know people are used to hearing
02:45and stuff so we just kind of you just try to you know combine the two to come up with something
02:51halfway decent that's funny you know for example the first thing that we make now instead of a
02:55cuckoo clock see this is a poopoo clock and what we did see is we took them turds and we crammed them
03:00in between the number there so that's one thirty two thirty three thirty now over here we make fecal
03:05people and depending upon the shape of their middle turds right there we can do them with big boobs or guts
03:09or butts or long legs or short legs and bg's icon barry gibb has been awarded a knighthood for his
03:15service to music and charity is that why you see so i mean those pants are tight man i mean
03:21i don't need to freeze the shot i think we get the idea i mean that is a tight pair of pants dicky did
03:30you ever have a tight pair of pants like that back in the day i think i may still have a pair growling
03:34from the back of the wardrobe i'm not quite sure why are they growling for the cash call you two
03:40can buy a pair of white pants or whatever you like seventy thousand dollars yeah it's a big one
03:46well sorry yes it's a big one
03:48growling at the back of the wardrobe
03:52did i say that
04:04you
04:06you
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