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00:002,000 metres down, 2 kilometres down, that is a lot of hand line.
00:07That's deep.
00:09It's quite a workout, isn't it?
00:12That doesn't look good.
00:14The crowd is missing, Richard Reid, there's no doubt about it.
00:17Yeah.
00:17They do have a soft spot for him, don't they?
00:19Yeah, there's a dick factor missing, although we do have one.
00:23In fact, Richard, you've got to come over and have some of these...
00:27I'm travelling, Lisa, travelling as we speak.
00:30Good. Fantastic. You'll love it.
00:32Julie has always done a fantastic job.
00:36He's gone.
00:38Fletcher, Sharif, and Coach Jim Moore, the later it gets,
00:41the less patient Coach gets with Fletcher and Sharif, guys.
00:47Scott just said the later it gets, Jim, the less patient you get with us.
00:50Is that true?
00:51Who said that?
00:51Scott.
00:53Kel Scott, he's f***ing.
00:56It's okay. Sorry about that.
00:58He's full of it. How about that?
00:59Yes, he is full of it.
01:01Yes, we're live. It's okay.
01:02It's okay.
01:03Was that live?
01:04That was live.
01:04No, it wasn't.
01:05That was live.
01:05Let's just move past it.
01:06Oh, my God.
01:07It's okay. That's okay.
01:08Let's just move past it.
01:09The greatest Bogan phrases, in your opinion?
01:11Your dad's your uncle.
01:13That's a popular one.
01:14What was that?
01:15Your dad's your uncle.
01:16Oh, your dad's your uncle.
01:21That's very good.
01:26Sylvie's just going here, going, who's your daddy?
01:28Who's your daddy?
01:29Who's your daddy?
01:30Who's your daddy?
01:30Oh, hello.
01:31Who's your daddy?
01:32Well, that is the question here, isn't it?
01:34That'd be paid, I'm sure.
01:38Oh, dear.
01:39All right, let's turn over to the Weather Center here, okay?
01:41Because Churchy was saying she sounds like a broken record this morning.
01:44But honestly, I feel like if it's a broken record, this is like the best song ever.
01:47Play that song.
01:48You got it, daddy.
01:49I like calling you daddy.
01:51Well, thank you.
01:52I can like it.
01:52We were just arguing whether or not we could see, was it a big Libra balloon up there?
01:59It's a giant tampon box.
02:00Yeah, it's a giant tampon box.
02:01Check that out.
02:02That'd be quite handy handling the floods in Far North Queensland.
02:08Tell me why the water's not blue up there.
02:11200 mils would get soaked up pretty well by that.
02:15I've dealt Paul Cruz to the New York Islanders.
02:17In exchange, the Flames get a third round pick in the 1997 draft.
02:21All right, what's the trick?
02:24Just get it hot and pound it hard.
02:27What's that?
02:28Yeah.
02:29Come on, put some muscle into it, Sylvia.
02:32Go for it.
02:33Go on, hit him.
02:35Sylvia, Jeff.
02:35He's not doing anything.
02:37Think of that first boyfriend.
02:38I don't think you hated it at all.
02:40Oh, yeah.
02:41Lisa.
02:42I just got the angle.
02:43Oh, Lisa will continue.
02:45You know, he broke a heart.
02:47Oh, Lisa.
02:49Good Thursday morning to you.
02:50I'm Joy Redmond.
02:51Your time right now at 7.57.
02:52Take a look here as M.Trapping zooms in to an accident you certainly want to be aware of
02:57as you're heading out the door this morning.
02:59All right, let's focus on me.
03:01Come up with her own rap name.
03:02I love it.
03:03Elmac.
03:03Yeah, Elmac.
03:04We need one for you.
03:06Hurry down.
03:06Paris is hot.
03:08What's that?
03:08Dirty.
03:09No.
03:10Let's not go there.
03:12How about we leave it there?
03:13Well, think up a good one for you, Sarah.
03:15Maybe you can help.
03:16Today at 9.com.
03:18I'm not sure if you know, but we're live on national television.
03:21What about that?
03:22It's early Sunday morning.
03:23I missed it.
03:23All I heard was dogs.
03:24Let's see.
03:25I don't think I'm going to be invited back.
03:27Sorry about that.
03:27So can it be like with a nutcracker or like, you know?
03:31Oh yeah, this is a big nut, okay?
03:33And you have to crack it and get the meat out of it or the...
03:36Is that when you crack...
03:37Now that I think about it, when you crack the round nuts with a nutcracker like your grandparents
03:41always had?
03:41Wall nuts.
03:42Those are usually wall nuts.
03:43But that's considered a pecan also, right, Reynolds, from what you just said?
03:46Similar.
03:47Reynolds, come back to us, buddy.
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