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00:00Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:11Another one bites the dust.
00:12We have lost little Sanji, little Sanjina.
00:17Virgo, my beautiful mother, bring home the crown.
00:21You're too white, let me help you.
00:22I was like, brah, brah, brah, brah, brah, brah, brah.
00:24Now Uma, Uma needs to do that.
00:27La, la, la, la, la, la.
00:29It's okay, I'll take you to the hood after this.
00:31Sanjina, we love you.
00:33We love you.
00:34It really is very sad to see her go,
00:36especially being another Toronto girlie,
00:38but there can only be one in the end.
00:44It's not that kind of show.
00:45Okay, all right, sorry.
00:47Well, can we please congratulate?
00:49Oh my God.
00:51Oh my God.
00:53Oh my God.
00:54That lip sync?
00:56You little minx with the floor work.
00:58I did notice that absolutely nobody said that they would save me.
01:02Babe, your competition.
01:04I'm going to choose to believe that that is the reason why,
01:06and not because you thought I didn't deserve it.
01:09Mikayla, I chose you to stay because I know that, like,
01:12we all stumble at times, and this might not be your strongest skill,
01:15but I also know that you definitely want to be here.
01:19Saving Mikayla was not a strategic decision for me.
01:22It very much was who I think was the most deserving.
01:25I do want to thank you for giving me the beaver.
01:28I knew that I was not going home no matter what.
01:32So I thank you.
01:35My baby Virgo, how are you feeling?
01:37Honestly, I just had to, like, stand up for my daughter.
01:40I have to, like, root for her.
01:41Just, like, be here with her.
01:43It's so special, and I'm so happy she didn't give up.
01:49She didn't waver one moment.
01:50Oh, she didn't let that bother her one moment.
01:52So, to me, it was like she left on such a strong note.
01:58She didn't give up.
02:01She never will give up, so...
02:04It does feel like I can be a bit more free.
02:09I'm no longer anyone's role model.
02:11I'm ready to fuck shit up.
02:13I'm gonna fucking win this competition for her.
02:16I'm not gonna back down.
02:17Shame.
02:18Shame.
02:19Shame.
02:20Shame.
02:21Shame.
02:22I'm about to take the motherfucking crown,
02:25and these hoes better fucking watch out.
02:26Oh!
02:28Oh!
02:36Well, however...
02:40It's a new day, and I am totally buggin'.
02:43I had to haul ass into the work room and fuck shit up.
02:47I'm just a virgin who can't drive.
02:49I think we should start this off by congratulating Minnie.
02:51How are you feeling great I was expecting this because you were all worse than me so
03:00I've now got a win under my belt I am feeling like I've got some momentum
03:06I am finding my feet I'm in it now I want to congratulate Michaela for welcoming you
03:12into the beaver lodge I love the beaver lodge I will not want to take the beaver anymore in
03:19this competition I am telling y'all it's been really nice being sisters however y'all you
03:24better be ready to be scared because I am about to bring some of the nastiest competition you've
03:29ever seen and I'm telling y'all you're about to be gagged I like it's another sewing challenge
03:34oh trust me trust me this girl's like really really trying so hard and I'm really like
03:39girl do not try me right now Xana always has things to say that doesn't mean Xana's right
03:44it means that she has something to say I for one was really inspired by your fire and untucked
03:50Michaela as much as people like to remind me that I've been safe this whole time I've been a top safe
03:54this whole time I committed almost every cardinal sin of a design challenge and was still in the top
04:00so no one should be pissed they should be scared we're going to week five the humbleness is annoying
04:05now I think it's time to start being a little bit more of a bad bitch there was a really big hole in
04:10your garment I'm really upset that you're a little up to that but oh yeah and there was also no hems
04:14but they didn't look like your hems so whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop shots fired my hems were safe
04:18your hands look like they were done during a earthquake but that's okay
04:21oh thank god Canada seen it already then had her
04:30what's up queen now if you want to make those bills bills bills you better show me some TLC
04:39hey just free your mind and push it
04:43what's cracking laughing queen
04:47yes come on with the dinos
04:51Tracy comes in looking like a 90s dream
04:55I know this competition has been way harsh but it's like time to chillax with some daytime tv starring
05:02you oh I knew I'd be on cops one day in today's mini challenge I'll be holding auditions for my new
05:10daytime game show win this business yeah get to showcase model quick drag and meet me on set
05:18bring your a-game or talk to the hand oh okay ready set oh
05:26oh sorry Jaylene
05:28hey I'm going straight here good thing that I'm just already so gorgeous and beautiful and flawless I
05:35don't need to put on any makeup we are auditioning to be 90s showcase models this is gonna be fun
05:43hello homies those doors will open revealing a number of items that you fly honeys need to
05:54showcase it is your job to describe the product and tell us why it's so fabulous I'm pan out with
06:01Jaylene and I'm excited because both Jaylene and I were actually alive in the 90s all right oh pit crew
06:13what is this please 90s babies tell me oh I haven't seen one of these in a while this brings me
06:25back you've won the purple contraption this is actually a multi-functional tool so you can use it
06:33for all kinds of different parts of your body yeah let's work out with it this is how I got all this
06:38guns honey mini ain't got nothing on me you could put it between your knees you know where some of
06:44these girls probably know a lot about putting things down here I'm trembling while I do this
06:47because it's so tough you can actually just right up in here just kind of uh-huh oh oh for your mouth
06:55well you know it's good to keep that jaw tight as well as the thighs here comes your next item
07:01oh wow a fax machine I never owned a fax machine my grandparents didn't even own a fax machine I don't
07:10even know how I know this is a fax machine who is this prize perfect for for a businesswoman on the go
07:15it's like texting but that doesn't exist yet this is state-of-the-art technology baby no one has had this
07:22yet it has a cord that curls this is really nice because you can go into the other room and get
07:28some other chores done well girl you can use it to obviously communicate with other planets who would
07:34be using this really nobody doctors how do I send a fax well it says fax right here yes sorry I'm on
07:45the phone oh sorry here comes our next prize oh oh now what more could you need in life besides one of
07:56these fabulous couches to decorate in your wonderfully fly home it's perfect for relaxation
08:04and water sports if you need you can use it as padding and then you just whip it out on the subway no
08:09don't whip it out on the subway or do make sure you don't wear anything pointy or the sofa would
08:15be fucked if you're like me and you like to take a nap pretty much anywhere this is the perfect gift
08:21do you want to demonstrate please Uma show us oh graceful so graceful so graceful I do come with
08:30this price and if she came on it we can wipe it right off thank you so much ladies thank you can we
08:38keep this that's cute right we can share it we'll send it from Toronto to Vancouver once a month
08:45queen's you're all slamming the winner of today's mini challenge is you have won $2,500 courtesy of shoe
09:01freaks now that we've seen how you all get down it's time to raise the roof for this week's maxi challenge
09:13you're gonna show us where it's at in girl group oh call dibs on your teammates now
09:21I'm looking around and I know I need some strong dancers and some strong songstresses I think y'all
09:33said split up yeah not happening Mikayla and Virgo want to stick together and finally I'm like you know
09:39what fuck it I'm just gonna go with Mikayla and Virgo join us who wants to join our group okay here
09:47we go we split the difference wow literally if you can't beat them join them jump ship the Titanic is
09:54going down and I'm about to get on that that door now that we have our girl groups ready to hear about
10:00our wicked jams song numero uno is called duh it's a girl-powered banger meant to pump up your home
10:07slice pump it up track two is titled not it's an attitude filled anthem throwing shade at a frenemy
10:15oh my god as the winner of the mini challenge you'll assign the box
10:21it's strategy time there's a little voice in my head that's telling me to give the attitude girls
10:29on the other team the positivity bop just to throw a wrench in their machinery but I do feel confident
10:35that my team's going to be able to come up with some fantastic lyrics for this song my group is going
10:40to do duh duh and that means that you girls are going to be able to handle not not okay to help you
10:49become superstars joining us is loving legendary vocalist and dance music diva Simone Denny
10:56Simone Denny's music is a soundtrack to my formative years as a queer person racers yada yada yada
11:07win
11:14they taste good yeah blueberry should we listen to the song my bucket hats in the way let's do it this way
11:21I'm really into the song duh I love the saxophone Kenny G moments I just wanted to like
11:30it was like full-on 90s sitcom like the score from 90210 I like the beat of it because it is
11:39really my style of drag I am a little bit worried that they've got some excellent performers in
11:45their group that's why I'm saying that we've got a very smooth song we need to bring it up another
11:49level I think we just need to keep it fun and camp and then just really clean looking too yes our group
11:54may not be the like dancer performers of our cast but we're all very clever and you get them all
12:00together right and there's a lot of strong personalities there so they can all bring that
12:04together like it's like hurting cats a bit and also if they all want to like out dance each other
12:09okay come on team not how we feeling I'm ready to put my fucking pussy to the motherfucking floor like
12:17let's go girl okay well good let's go internally I wish I got duh not feels like it's more of the
12:27like pop off hard do da da da da wrap this out I'm very out of my element I'm very out of my element
12:34it's pretty pussy did we get the song we wanted I wanted not I wanted this one I mean this kind of
12:40vibes more with my personality I'm a mean girl you definitely have no friends oh oh oh my oh wow
12:46we about to throw some shade at our frenemies hey dear team duh I hate your stinking guts
12:54you're the scum beneath my toes are you losing yes or yes check one and on that note hi-yah oh my god
13:03I'm a scented eraser oh my god they're scented they smell like eracers
13:08hi hello hello hello we get to record with Simone Denny and this is fucking fierce
13:20where are we going for here we are doing a diss track called not so that means you're gonna be
13:27fierce oh and I'm gonna be featured on the song so I expect you perfect to give it
13:32oh my god that's so dope oh my god an absolute legend in Canadian music like
13:39oh come on so you gotta bring it it's a little bit of intimidation here but like I know she's
13:47here to support me let's take it from the top okay perfect we're not friends you're a means to an
13:52end no matter how many notes you sentence I caught you trying to steal my men's I don't play pretend
13:56girl I got friends you've got major split ends all right I love the energy but I think we've got to get
14:02our rhythm intact absolutely okay okay here is the fucking music and this is Dana
14:10bitch we're not friends you're a means to an end see what I'm saying yeah so yeah I think I want
14:17you to talk it rather than sing it okay are you nervous don't be okay okay I just definitely know
14:22I don't have the rhythm inside of me so you guiding me with it is perfect you would be surprised
14:25we're not friends you're a means to an end no matter how many notes you sends caught you trying
14:30to steal my men I don't play pretend girl Simone Tani please help Zanna please chakas I'm about to lay
14:37my hand on her like Jesus okay Michaela I would love to hear what you got so let's go you really
14:43play me like a stereo said I was the devil but you brought the hell now I'm on another level you
14:47can't rock with me don't hit up my line because we friend enemies
14:49mm-hmm nasty I feel like you've got it all out so I think if I'm going to show you you really
14:55thought you could get to me give me a little bit more a little nasty yes I want the emphasis I want
15:01that I want that that venom okay because you're angry yeah this is your this is your moment to let
15:06them all know well of course the couture can bring a little bit of venom I kind of took my love of like
15:13cinema and astrology okay and like combined it into like one diss track which like references one of my
15:21favorite horror franchises I'm gonna expect the fierceness and the fabulosity bless make you smile
15:27like I love you but I haunt your dreams I just came to taste your screams I think you can make it even
15:31more haunting more haunting yes I just came to taste your screams give me a little haunting work I'm gonna
15:37what's his name Vincent Price yeah thank you I'm gonna just Vincent Price it I'm gonna give her spook
15:42but like sultry spook one two Perla's gonna get you three four I'm at your door
15:49my approach is letting these girls know that if they want to fuck with me then these are pretty
15:56much the rules are you a singer um I've sang before don't be humble don't be humble she can sing
16:05let's do it okay awesome to get with you you got to be above the standard lay down open up your mind do
16:10the work lay down open up I know I would love to just put a six-part harmony on that too I think
16:16you should lay down open up your mind do the work all right okay run all right she said let's go to
16:24church Virgo give me that run again ah I could listen to Virgo sing all day long I think you are ready
16:31I want you to give it be fierce and fabulous and have fun thank you
16:37see you on the main stage tomorrow hello Simone Denny what song do you guys have
16:43duh oh my god okay Jaylene time you're up first tell me a little bit about yourself I love to sing
16:51I love music I love you I'm actually gagged thank you all right let's run it when I walked into the
16:59room I could feel my heart go boom looking at all the hugging had me like totally bugging I'd like to
17:05hear you sing a little bit more when I walked into the room yeah it'd be down there when I walked
17:11into the room I could feel my heart go boom all of a sudden felt this surge of like it's there
17:18let's just get it out best friends forever best friends forever there we go oh we love that
17:25Helena poison giggling gossiping all the time tying up her family phone line chicka cherry lip gloss
17:31butterfly clips baby you're all that and a bag of chips you know what I love I love your diction
17:36beautiful they write that about me on the internet and the toilet stole I bet they do I feel like
17:43you're holding back do you feel like you're giving me everything I think I'm giving it that told me
17:50all I needed to know well clearly I'm not so we're gonna try again remember you're gonna be lip syncing
17:55to this so give it big energy drinking slushies at the mall got matching yin yang mood rings y'all
18:01this girl brought in every reference every key iconic moment of the 90s and said I am going to
18:10make it a bop give me the best of you okay you're my best friend forever we are totally together
18:20we are just like MSG so fresh and so tasty oh I love your energy I love it I love your smile
18:28she loves my energy and she loves my smile she did not say she liked my singing though
18:34then we kiss just as friends oh my god are we lesbians wow I gotta call my mom
18:43all I hear is laughter and that's everything I need to hear from her I think I think that was
18:51well done you're more of an actor that's me I like it you're acting it out which is very
18:57interesting I think you just have to work on your phrasing are you nervous a little bit okay it's you
19:01and me oh but no that's not helping my husband my husband and I um we met on a website for ravers
19:06so your music's been on rotation for the entire like 20 years of our relationship oh I love hearing
19:11that when he sees this he's going to freak out now that we've laid down our tracks I think the
19:19confidence is building we actually might have a chance of beating these like buckers and stunters
19:25in the other group now we are on our way to the main stage and it's time to put on our dancing shoes
19:36and choreograph our numbers Mikayla Virgo please help us I have this idea of going you're my bestie
19:46not do you see that yeah it's like talk to the hand we decide that I'm gonna take the lead in the
19:51choreography which I'm okay with so how are we gonna get into the crossing bit though cuz we're gonna be
19:55gonna line here so are we gonna yeah we can figure yeah we can we could even stagger like while we're
20:01here so like when we cross over it's almost like oh wait no no don't listen to me you gotta choose
20:07are you a leader or are you a listener do you know what I mean like I need my soldiers to fall in line
20:11I don't need your input especially when it's not good I'm not feeling too nervous about the actual
20:20choreography any choreography sorry choreo choreography choreography I feel good about our
20:28choreography I'm sorry I feel real good about these dance moves I know the steps that I need to take in
20:34this challenge but is it gonna line up with the song am I gonna be on time we're gonna have to keep
20:39pushing okay so we're gonna focus on the chorus first the first thing that we're gonna do is two
20:45running man chugs and then a sweep for the first duh what Uma is laying down is totally doable I think
20:52I'm comfortable with this I don't know about the others though I'll get it I will get it I know a D
20:57U H duh so which way is more comfortable for you that way best friends what I'm really noticing is that
21:07all of my teammates have made it very clear they're here to help me and that feels amazing duh and you know
21:13what if if you end up doing that we'll just switch it to D U H because like I do that too there's a lot
21:19of following each other which is not something I would usually do in a choreo situation lots of
21:25partnering off together and relying a lot on the other person which I'm worried about
21:33it's elimination day and I'm feeling Zika Zika I know that Xan you obviously perform a lot in
21:44girl groups does anybody else almost every night we all do like if there's three queens in a show
21:49there's gonna be like a group number yeah the audience loves seeing more than one drag queen
21:53on stage they really do performing in a nightclub for me as a sober queen has been really an
21:59interesting journey and I find that it uh since I've been doing drag now it's really opened up to
22:03where we have a strong sober community I've been sober for over 25 years and the reality is I wouldn't
22:11be here if I wasn't having other sober queens in the workroom here it's really powerful I'm uh just
22:18three and a half years sober now amazing congratulations thank you no it's it was
22:23honestly a really dark time getting into my sobriety I was legitimately turning into an absolutely horrible
22:30person like you have moments where you wake up and you just like look at yourself and you are so
22:35disgusted with the person that you're looking at in the mirror and it's so difficult to like
22:42give yourself that forgiveness yeah and I to this point I still have not
22:47forgiven myself and I don't think I I know one day well it's one day at a time right there's a
22:53saying that I have that I think is really important uh to say is you can start your day over whenever
22:58you want this is the thing and just realize alcoholism it's a disease I have to say my sister
23:06that you are one of the most kindest people I have ever met thank you we have so many sober queens
23:12in this room we got Helena we got me we got Jaylene we got Zanna like it feels so great to know that
23:19the people in this room understand I didn't become sober by like yes it was by choice but it was through
23:26like incident that I needed to sober up I was with people that I felt safe with and they like put a little
23:32something something in my drink and it was a very not safe environment for me to be in unfortunately
23:39like I know that's not everyone's stories but I was able to get out of it unharmed kind of scared me
23:45truly straight to not wanting to put alcohol in my body ever again especially being in those in bars
23:50all the time where that happens to people all the fucking time before I was on Canada's Drag Race season
23:57two I was at a bar and someone put something in my drink a dude brought me to the back and started
24:07to sexually assault me someone a drag queen who was hosting the show uh caught me and said that it
24:15was my fault and that oh my god ew no let it this is you can absolutely let it out oh my goodness
24:23and for like years now I've kind of just like taken it on and been like oh it's your fault you know
24:29that that happened I should be a lot more cautious it's so easy to go to the victim and go well why
24:35did you have that much to drink why didn't you follow him to the bar like why is it my fault I to
24:42this day I have like such a weird thank you I have a very very weird uh relationship with alcohol
24:49because sometimes I can't you know look at alcohol without thinking oh someone's gonna do something
24:55I can finally talk about it and feel strong in myself and know that like I was the victim it is
25:01not my fault at all and like anyone else who's gone through something like that it's not your fault
25:07it isn't I am blocks away from any of the bars I will come and grab you and like force you to play
25:14video games and just vibe out and if she's working I live right behind her as long as we can play just
25:19dance I don't have that but I do have Mario
25:21like welcome to the main stage of Canada's drag race it's superstar stylist Brad Goreski
25:31Brooklyn eat my short oh don't tempt me with a good time and she's my favorite fly girl it's the
25:38funky fresh Tracy Melchor hey Brooke hi Tracy you're like so cool can we hang sometime call me but only
25:46after seven and tonight and every night she's our superstar it's Canadian dance icon Simone Denny
25:53hello Brooklyn hi Simone any advice for our queens darlings reach for the sky and hold that head up
26:00hi oh I think I'm in love ink with you this week we challenged our queens to get jiggy with it and girl
26:06groups racers start your engines and may the best drag queen like win and stuff first it's backdoor
26:15girls featuring Simone Denny with their bang and bop duh here's the dealio this track is all about girl power yeah
26:26best friends when I walked into the room I could feel my heart go boom looking at all the hog and had me like totally buggin see we're in this together best friends forever
26:45for the taking drag sisters in the making riding our bikes for the back streets rec room forts at a bedsheet drinking slushies at the mall got matching yin-yang mood rings y'all giggling gossiping all the time tying up our family phone line chicka cherry lip gloss butterfly clips baby you're all that and a bag of chips
27:03you're my best you're my best friend you're my best friend forever we are totally together we are just like MSG so fresh and so tasty
27:29how can't get enough of us feeling so damn posh to mommy we're best friends we met in college two fly chicks with budding knowledge study buddy you're the best stay up late prep for the test then we'd kiss just as friends oh my god are we lesbians
27:44wow I gotta call my mom you go girl you're off the hook you can hit me up anytime hit it DJ
27:55yeah
28:19.
28:23So cute it's vmxp featuring Simone Denny with their ill anthem not
28:49We're not friends you're a means to an end no matter how many notes you sent
28:52Caught you trying to steal my men's I don't play pretend girl I got friends
28:56You've got major split ends fake number one in first place
28:59I can read phony all over your face blast off into outer space sign feel delivered and the case
29:04You really thought you could get to me through dirt on my name, but you dead to me by my light and I'm bright
29:08Now you want to take a bite pick the girl that did me dirty now
29:10I need you out of sight you really play me like a stereo said I was the devil
29:14But you brought the hell now I'm on another level you can't rock with me. Don't hit up my line cuz we brand new
29:18You're my bestie
29:20I love you, baby
29:22You keep it real, babe
29:24Oh
29:26Best friends for
29:28Best forever
29:30N O T
29:32Make you smile like I love you, but I haunt your dreams
29:35I just came to taste your screams
29:37Called you the teen dream, now you left the burns
29:38Gonna break you down like a Santa returns
29:40So cooked up, they'll call you Fred
29:42But call me Miss Ashton when I drop you dead
29:44One, two, Perla's gonna get you
29:46Three, four, I'm at your door
29:48Virgo on the scene, rhyme so fresh, so clean
29:49Pumped straight to the top, brand new team
29:51Yo, this is whack with your bad behavior
29:53The disrespect is making me sick
29:55Morally corrupt, rotten spirit
29:57Phony wisdom, petty friendship
29:59To get with me, you've got to be above the standard
30:00Lay down, open up, your mind do the world
30:03Oh, that's F
30:04See you never
30:05Take a chill pill
30:07Whatever, let's dance
30:10Non, non
30:12Non, non, non, non
30:16Non, non
30:19Non, non, non
30:22You're my bestie
30:24I love you, baby
30:26You keep it real, babe
30:28Not, oh, oh, oh
30:30Best friends forever
30:32Best friends forever
30:33Best friends forever
30:33S-O-T
30:35Not
30:37Woo!
30:37Woo!
30:38Woo!
30:38Woo!
30:39Woo!
30:39Woo!
30:40Woo!
30:40Yeah!
30:41Yeah!
30:42Can you feel the love?
30:44Category is grunge and glamour
30:47First off, the Virgo queen
30:50She's street, but she's glamorous because she's sparkling down
30:55I got these denim jeans on that are rhinestone down
30:59I've got this custom tartan
31:02She's cool, she's slick
31:04You know, these high, high boots are sharp, they could cut a bitch
31:08You can't touch my little fro-mo
31:10It's too glamorous, it's too grunge, it's too 90s
31:14Ooh, I think she got broken stones
31:16Next, Perla
31:20Ooh
31:21Could this be any more 90s?
31:24I am walking down this runway in a beautiful gown
31:30I have my giant fur stole that's spray painted all over, covered in kilt pins, studs, stones
31:37I feel fucking elegant
31:39I got plaid nipple pasties, and I got a plaid panty
31:43Now, Xana
31:46In every generation, there's a chosen one
31:49Yes
31:50Sarah Michelle Gellar is the reason I'm the powerful woman I am today
31:53I'm coming down the runway in a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reference
31:56In this gorgeous, spiked jacket
31:59It is so fucking heavy
32:00This dress came actually out of the 90s
32:03I have slayed this runway
32:05If the apocalypse comes, beat me
32:07Can't tell me I'm not glamour
32:09I have staked these bitches to dust
32:11Next, Mikayla Couture
32:14Yes
32:15She's filling the TLC
32:18Oh
32:19This look is the epitome of black girl excellence
32:25This Lil' Kim inspired denim coat is literally ruffled to the gods
32:31My ghetto-linked chain all over
32:34In four different washes of denim
32:37The crotch is dropped low
32:39We're listening to a little Brandy
32:41We're listening to a little Monica
32:43Denim on denim, let's make love
32:46Now, Mini Wang
32:48Show me the mini
32:50Show me the mini
32:51It may look simple, but it is a very beautiful structured cow coat
32:57Then, what's underneath?
32:59Brandy
33:00There are so many safety pins on it
33:03It is not safe anymore
33:05The hair and the makeup is oh-so-so different for Mini
33:08It's that packet dye that your mom used to use or grandma used to use
33:12But I'm gonna rock it
33:14She gives great radio head
33:18And now, Uma God
33:20She's Dawson's chic
33:22I am wearing a silk slip dress inspired by Courtney Love
33:26I have the oversized plaid shirt of the Seattle grunge scene
33:31Going to a concert and feeling my unhappy anti-capitalist oats
33:37I feel greasy
33:38I feel grungy
33:39I feel really comfortable
33:42She can smash my pumpkin
33:45Oh
33:46Next, Helena Poison
33:50When I think back to the 90's
33:52I think of butterfly clips in my hair
33:55I decided to use grunge materials
33:57And give them something a little bit more glamorous
33:59It's fucking Vivian Westwood
34:02Inspired
34:05I'm going to the convenience store to get a slushie
34:07I'm gonna go to an internet cafe
34:09Where no one can use the phone at the same time
34:12And finally, Jaylene time
34:16Hit me Jaylene one more time
34:19When I'm thinking glamour and grunge
34:22I'm thinking of I was actually there
34:24I'm remembering fashion was really strong
34:28So I'm tapping into that
34:30My inspiration for this is authenticity
34:33It's my lived experience
34:35I was there
34:37Queens
34:40Based on your girl groups and runway presentations
34:43The judges have made some decisions
34:45Uma God
34:47Mini Wang
34:49You are like totally safe
34:53You may leave the stage
34:54Wicked
34:55Thank you
35:00The rest of you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week
35:04It's now time for the judges critiques
35:07First up the Virgo queen
35:09When you get on that stage you always burn it down
35:12Your energy and your flow is something that kind of transcends drag music
35:16I love that you listened to our session
35:19We did that last line in the song
35:21Where you did a little tail on the note
35:23You killed it
35:24Thank you
35:25I really appreciate that
35:26You're welcome
35:27Coming from you
35:28Thank you
35:29I have to say that the bantu knots
35:31For your performance
35:32Excellent choice
35:33Along with the leopard print details
35:35It had a kind of scary spice vibe
35:37I adore this
35:39Essentially it's denim and a bustier with a flannel
35:42But the drag twist on it with all of the sequins and stones
35:46Is just so rich and you just look beautiful
35:50Thank you
35:51Next up Perla
35:53Your lyrics were difficult at first when I didn't know what you were talking about
35:56Then once I realized oh we're in like a murder thing
35:58There was a lot of references
35:59There was a theme
36:00But they were very clever
36:02Thank you
36:03It was I think the best you've performed on this stage
36:06And it makes me feel like you're getting more comfortable here
36:09And this look
36:10It's you absolutely understood the assignment
36:13I love kind of the nod to the Cher Horowitz clueless plaid underneath
36:17You translated it through like a Met Gala lens
36:20Your touches and details are always spot on
36:24Thank you
36:25Now we have to talk about something though
36:27Yes your makeup
36:28Oh is it still too pale out?
36:30It's so pale
36:31Oh fuck
36:32You just look really really really washed out
36:34Just more color
36:35I'd like to give you some makeup tips now
36:36Please
36:37Well give them to my makeup artist
36:38Because I didn't do this
36:40Up next Zanna
36:41You came in with such a baddie dangerous energy
36:46It didn't match the rest of your sisters
36:49Your verse it didn't have a flow to it
36:52It felt very clunky
36:53And that also kind of moved over into your performance
36:56You were always just a little bit off rhythm from everybody else
36:59We had a great session the other day
37:01And I know we were struggling with the rhythm a little bit
37:03And syncopation in it
37:05I think you got much better
37:06And I think there are a little bit of nerves in there
37:08As well
37:09You were thinking a lot when you were doing it
37:10You kept telling me about those nerves
37:11And I was like
37:12What nerves?
37:13They were there
37:14You are here in drag race
37:16Which means you have the talent and the ability to be here
37:18So own it
37:20Now this look reminds me of 90s Tracy
37:23I really like it
37:24But I would have liked to have seen a little more glamour for the runway
37:27I think it like fits the bill really well
37:30I went to Lollapalooza
37:31I like followed Courtney Love around
37:33I was obsessed with the band whole
37:35This was like exactly what was happening
37:37I think it looks good
37:38Thank you
37:39Thank you
37:40Up next, Michaela Couture
37:42I could watch you perform all day long
37:44Your verse was dynamic
37:46It was fun
37:47It was flowy
37:48And you were just having a bomb-ass time
37:50You were giving me round the way, girl
37:53This is where you shine
37:54This is where you come alive
37:56Your verse was fire
37:58You came to the stage and you slayed it
38:00You took no prisoners
38:03You were fabulous
38:04You were born in 2002 and yet you nailed the 90s
38:08Girl
38:09I saw you came out on the runway with this look
38:11I got choked up
38:12Oh, thank you
38:13There's so much going on
38:15And yet every single element works together
38:18And you bring it all to life
38:20Not that, we won't talk about that
38:23Oh yes we will
38:25Everybody sit down
38:27Because we need to talk about that
38:29Five second rule
38:30I got too excited, she just had to jump out
38:33Next up, Helena Poison
38:36Hello
38:37Hello
38:38I thought you had really, really great lyrics
38:40Kind of brought me back to a place and time
38:41And I was like
38:42Oh, I remember doing all those things
38:43The fourth set of bed sheets
38:45The tying up your family phone line
38:47I mean like
38:48That was like my whole childhood
38:50I'm like, I'm talking to boys
38:52No, I wasn't
38:53I thought your verse was fun
38:54Time stamp on the 90s
38:56That was undeniable
38:57I think that you held back
38:59Because you were focused on other things
39:02You were taking care of Jaylene a little bit
39:04Was that like a conscious choice?
39:07Yeah, I would say so
39:08Just wanted to make sure
39:09That we both shone as best as we could
39:10I think the problem was
39:11You got lost a little bit in the shuffle
39:13You didn't really pop in your group
39:15Especially because you had some really strong performers
39:17This look doesn't really work for me
39:22I love the flannel element
39:25The whole train
39:26But I think there's two elements here
39:28One that is really strong and super grunge
39:31And the other one that's kind of like
39:33It doesn't feel totally like you
39:35It's not the level that I would like to present on this runway
39:38And I'm aware of that
39:39Jaylene time
39:40I was very excited to see you out front first
39:43And then it kind of got disconnected and disjointed a little bit
39:48With the choreography
39:50I definitely felt like you were thinking about what you were doing the whole time
39:54Like you weren't completely present in the moment
39:56How did you feel about your performance?
39:58I was really grateful for the team
40:00Because they could have just threw me away
40:02Or been really annoyed with me
40:04But they didn't
40:05They were so gracious with me
40:06I'm really proud that I didn't give up
40:09We had a good time together
40:11And I think you were nervous then
40:13But I also think you've brought yourself to this point
40:16To push yourself past it
40:17Yeah
40:18And I applaud that
40:19This look tonight
40:20You've got all the elements of grunge
40:23You know, with a moto jacket on
40:25With a little flannel
40:26And a cute beanie
40:27My problem is I'm missing the glamour
40:29Had you put it through the Jaylene glamour that we know
40:34And given it that grunge twist
40:36You could have come up with something really sensational
40:38Thank you
40:39Queens, based on the judges' critiques
40:41We have made some decisions
40:42Perla
40:44In the challenge you came to life
40:46And your grunge brought us to Nirvana
40:50The Virgo Queen
40:51Your star power took us out of retrograde
40:54And on the runway
40:55You eclipsed the competition
40:57Michaela Couture
40:59In the challenge
41:00You were the top of the pops
41:01And on the runway
41:02You had us crushing on you
41:04Michaela Couture
41:05Condragulations
41:06You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge
41:10You have won $5,000 made possible by our partner Gilead Sciences Canada
41:16Thank you
41:17Thank you
41:18Ew
41:19Perla
41:20Virgo Queen
41:21You are both six
41:22Thank you
41:23Thank you so much
41:24That means Zanna
41:25Helena Poison
41:26And Jaylene Thyme
41:27You are the bottom three queens this week
41:29Michaela Couture
41:30You have earned the power of the golden beaver
41:34Granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip syncing for their lives
41:38You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands
41:41As you untuck the bottom three may plead their case
41:45You may leave the stage
41:46Bye
41:47Oh
41:48I don't know if that's just your normal face or
41:53It's the botox but I'm also pissed
41:54I'm coming
41:55I'm in the top
41:56I'm getting punked right now
41:57Oop
41:58Just based on what you said
41:59So
42:00I'm in the bottom
42:01Yes
42:02That wasn't clear
42:03I'm gonna say bottom
42:04Yes
42:05I'm just like spitballing but I'm guessing bottom
42:07Really?
42:08First time bottoming
42:09We honestly
42:10Wow Uma
42:11I'm just shocked because like your verse was my favorite from like everybody's
42:29Well thank you
42:30They think my performance was lessened because I was concerned with helping Jaylene
42:37They feel like maybe I'm holding back a little bit and I need to turn up that dial a bit
42:42I agree with their critique about how I did fall behind but I'm not gonna apologize for helping Jaylene
42:47That's not who I am
42:48I kind of thought it could have been you or Mikayla
42:51In the top?
42:52No no
42:53We were like Helena could be in the top but she could be in the bottom
42:57Like the only other person that I think could be there would be you
43:00So you just threw my name in because you wanted to
43:02No I actually
43:03What?
43:04No
43:05How dare you Mini?
43:06No
43:07Actually to be honest when watching your performance
43:10Um
43:11I just thought that maybe you were potentially in the bottom
43:14Am I not understanding something?
43:16Or am I hearing it exactly now?
43:17You heard it didn't
43:18Okay okay
43:19So I did
43:20Yeah
43:21Why did you look around the room and go oh well these two are for sure tops
43:25But I don't know about you
43:27Well this would be a happy moment but apparently bitches think that I should be in the bottom
43:32No no that's not what we said
43:34No I didn't say you should be
43:35Well let's clarify
43:36No let's clarify
43:37I did not say that you should be in the bottom
43:38What I said is that when we were looking at the performances I thought Perla was gonna be in the top
43:42I thought Virgo was gonna be in the top and then we said that leaves the two of you
43:45That's just math baby
43:47Well I failed math in high school so I don't know what to tell you
43:50Cause immediately in my head I'm going
43:51Oh
43:52This
43:53Okay
43:54Alright
43:55Let's clarify something here
43:56Thank you
43:57Please go ahead baby
43:58Mikayla is the winner of this week's challenge
44:01Work
44:02Yeah I'm so proud of you Mikayla
44:04Thank you
44:05It feels amazing to tell the group that I won
44:07I told y'all earlier this week I was gonna eat y'all motherfuckers up
44:11You shouldn't have blinked
44:13You shouldn't have blinked
44:14Honestly Mikayla I'm so proud of you like seriously you brought black excellence to this main stage today
44:21Yes
44:22She may talk a lot and she may be a little stern but she deserves this win
44:27She came into her own this week and I was happy to let her have the win
44:31I'm so proud I continue to learn so much
44:35You literally allow every single one of us to feel like a superstar
44:40And I just really want you to recognize that you're a fucking superstar
44:44You're 21 years old
44:47I get it
44:48Hearing those words from you it just gives me so much hope
44:52Cause there's so many girls out there they don't find that
44:54Yeah
44:55Thank you
44:56Absolutely
44:57To hear these words from a 21 year old for me is just like mind blowing
45:01I feel so proud that somebody number one sees me
45:05But also that this young human being has been able to create a world to where she can feel anything is possible
45:11That power is worth everything
45:15This challenge it wasn't the best for me
45:18I understand this is a competition it's where I'm shifting things
45:21I'm not done yet
45:22Girl pop off queen
45:24I have a lot of love for Jaylene
45:26Both being in the bottom and then potentially one of us having to send each other home is
45:30It sucks
45:31I definitely stood out for all the wrong reasons in such a fucking talented group of people
45:36My group fucking outshined me a hundred percent
45:38I was definitely the Kelly let's be fucking real here in this moment
45:41Michelle or Kelly?
45:43Kelly
45:44Okay
45:45I don't think I deserve to be in the bottom two this week
45:48You're still fucking here cause you got that beaver so you understand the position that I'm in right now
45:52And you understand what's going on
45:53I don't know what's going through Mikaela's head right now
45:55I'm a part of her group so if that means anything to her
45:59I have been very vocal about saying I don't want to save her
46:01But that is also on the flip side a compliment
46:03I have so much fucking more to show
46:05I deserve to be here
46:06I feel like you got to say a few words
46:09But I really want to I really want you to plead your case to me
46:12This is my first time in the bottom
46:14I've been in the top every single week except week one
46:16I think I have way more to show
46:18Yeah
46:19I think the y'all want to see some more from me
46:21That's on period
46:22Very very tough decision to make
46:25I could save Jaylene
46:27Who is an amazing trans icon
46:29Who has done nothing but support and uplift everyone in this competition
46:33Then there's Zana
46:34She is really using those fighting words to show me that like she wants to be here
46:39We have Helena who has done really well in this competition
46:44I want to make sure that I make the best decision that will allow me to still make it to the finale
46:53But also keep the girls on my side
46:59Welcome back queens
47:01Michaela Couture
47:03Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver
47:05Who are you saving from the chomping block?
47:08I know that every single one of you have fought to be here
47:13Please know that I love you so much
47:16And whoever is not saved
47:18You better fucking put your pussy to the floor
47:20Cause I'm watching and so are they
47:24The queen I've decided to save is...
47:28Helena
47:32Well I'll be damned
47:33Helena Poison you are out of the woods this week
47:41Thank you so much
47:42Thank you Michaela
47:43You may join your sisters at the back
47:45Thank you
47:48Zana, Jaylene Thyme
47:50I'm sorry but this means that you are both up for elimination
47:54Two queens stand before us
47:58Prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Here Comes the Sunshine
48:02Here Comes the Sunshine by Love Inc.
48:04This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination
48:11The time has come for you to lip sync for your life
48:20Good luck and don't go there
48:23Here comes the sunshine
48:25Here comes the sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
48:30밥
48:31Here comes the sunshine
48:32Here comes the sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
48:38It's a party up here and I'm leaving the world behind
48:47I'm not wasting any time not even gonna say goodbye
48:54It's a party up here
48:57It's a party up here
49:01It's a party up here
49:06Here comes the sunshine
49:12Here comes the sha-la-la-la-la-la-la
49:16Here comes the sunshine
49:19Here comes the sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
49:23Here comes the sunshine, here comes the stars, the moon, and everything from above.
49:30Here comes the sunshine, here comes the shine, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-love.
49:37Here comes the sunshine, the sun, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-love.
50:00is right, a brand new thing is about to begin tonight.
50:06Here comes the sunshine, here comes the sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
50:13Here comes the sunshine, here comes the sha-la-la-la-la-la-la.
50:20Here comes the sunshine, here comes the stars, the moon,
50:24and everything from above.
50:26Here comes the sunshine
50:28Here comes the sha-la-la-la
50:30La-la-la-la-la
50:32Sha-la-la-la-la
50:34Woo!
50:36Oh, oh!
50:45This is a really special moment for me
50:47because I remember recording this song
50:50and you just breathed new life back into it.
50:52So thank you so much.
50:54Queens, we have made our decision.
51:01Zanna, Shantae, you stay.
51:07Thank you so much.
51:09You may join the others.
51:10Thank you so much.
51:13I love you so much.
51:14I love you too, babe.
51:15I'm so fucking proud of you.
51:17Proud of you too.
51:19We do this together for each other.
51:22Jaylene, you put the time in timeless.
51:25And we love you.
51:26I just want to take the opportunity to say thank you so much.
51:30The most important thing that I could do for myself
51:34was to show up and not give up.
51:36Well, we are honored and grateful that you have blessed us with your presence.
51:41Now sashay away.
51:45Love you, Jaylene.
51:46I love you so much.
51:49I've been falling head over heels for you.
51:52Here comes the sunshine.
51:53All my relations.
51:56Woo!
51:57Love you.
51:58Love you, Jaylene.
51:59Jaylene!
52:00Hi!
52:01I'm so proud to be able to be here to be visible.
52:04You know, I'm a thriver.
52:06Okay.
52:08What I've really learned is the power of community.
52:11When you come together, that is medicine.
52:14And that is what our world truly needs.
52:16Hi, hi.
52:17Come together.
52:22Good draguelations, queens!
52:24You live to slay another day.
52:27Now the world has never needed the magic of drag more.
52:30So remember, stay True North Strong and like totally...
52:34Fair!
52:36Yes!
52:37Now let the music play!
52:38Next time on Canada's Drag Race…
52:40You'll need to set Hollywood North ablaze.
52:43In the Snatch Game.
52:45Yes!
52:46My second character is Oprah Winfrey.
52:50Okay.
52:51That's a choice.
52:52You're also a performer that says how great you are at lip syncing as a performer,
52:56and I still beat your ass in this layoff, so what are you going to say about that?
52:58We can fight. That's fine.
53:00Oof.
53:01You have earned the power of the wooden beaver,
53:04and I'm sure you're all dying to know what that means.
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