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00:00I am mad at more people.
00:01She's wanted Alarsa's approval since the beginning.
00:04This is a mental disorder.
00:05Adriana is getting a little iced out.
00:08Felt like they were having side conversations about that.
00:11I didn't like that.
00:12Oh, she just spilled a little tea.
00:14We're ready.
00:18Welcome back to Tea Time.
00:19I'm Denny Murphy.
00:20I'm Evan Real.
00:21And this cup of tea is extra hot
00:22because we have some Miami heat with our favorite
00:26Lisa Hoxton.
00:27Cheers!
00:28Yes, welcome to the show.
00:29Are you ready for a spot of tea?
00:30I'm always ready for a spot of tea.
00:32Okay.
00:33Are you ready to spill some tea?
00:36Oh, she just spilled a little tea.
00:38We're ready.
00:39We're off to a great start.
00:40All right, so this is how Tea Time works.
00:41We have fake pastries with real questions.
00:44We'll get you a napkin.
00:46We'll have a napkin with all of the questions.
00:48That's why we have you here.
00:48This is why we love you.
00:50So each of these pastries correlate to a question on these cards.
00:53We'll ask them to you,
00:55and then you can either choose to answer it,
00:56take a sip of tea, or both.
00:58We do love both.
00:59Okay.
00:59All right, so where are we starting?
01:01I like an Oreo.
01:02Ooh.
01:03Okay.
01:03Stephanie, the newbie on the Miami block,
01:06she seems to think that your tardiness is your worst trait.
01:10What is Stephanie's worst trait?
01:13She's a big show-off.
01:15Oh, okay.
01:16That's true because we just had her in
01:17and she was telling us about her million-dollar collection of Birkins.
01:20Million-dollar.
01:21Yeah.
01:21Yeah, yeah.
01:22So, okay.
01:23It's a little extra.
01:25It's too much for you?
01:26I mean, yeah.
01:28Okay.
01:29It's too much for everyone, I think.
01:30Do you feel she leads more with that than her real self,
01:33or is that her real self?
01:34I actually think that she's better than that because, you know,
01:38I've gotten to know her and I think she should show her real self more than that.
01:43Yeah.
01:43Because that's not all that she is.
01:45She's more than that.
01:46I love the way that you guys were able to make up at the goddess party.
01:49Yeah, quickly.
01:50Yeah, that was some nice conflict resolution.
01:53I liked her energy, even though she was doing that,
01:55because she was kind of funny.
01:56She was like, my words are like this.
01:57You're like, do not ever put your hand in front of my face
02:00or tell me what I need to discuss with my friend.
02:02I wasn't putting my hand in front of you.
02:03Yes, you did.
02:04I went like this.
02:05My hand doesn't even go.
02:06I'm super short.
02:07Like, my hands aren't even that long.
02:09Like, look at this.
02:09It's like right over here.
02:10I thought that was really funny.
02:12I just thought she was funny.
02:13I'm like, I don't want to fight with this girl.
02:14Like, I'm sorry for being late.
02:16And also, it's good too.
02:17Like, she's saying it to your face.
02:18Like, she's not going behind everyone's back.
02:19Like, this is why I don't like Lisa.
02:19This is why I don't like Lisa.
02:20Yeah.
02:20But she came in a little too hot.
02:23Too hot.
02:23All right.
02:24And then you pick another pastry.
02:25I like a croissant.
02:26Oh, croissant.
02:27Oui, oui.
02:28You too.
02:28Okay.
02:29Oh.
02:30In the spirit of your old castmate, Dr. Nicole.
02:32Yes.
02:33Mirror, mirror on the wall.
02:34Who is the fakest Miami housewife of them all?
02:37Right now?
02:37How do I feel?
02:38Yeah.
02:38Larsa.
02:39Still.
02:40Wow.
02:40Still no resolution with Larsa.
02:42Not yet.
02:43Oh, my goodness.
02:44Are we going to maybe see some resolution on the show that gets derailed after re-watching
02:49the show?
02:49It's hard because when you're re-watching the show, you're reliving it.
02:53And you're seeing what's happening when you're not there.
02:57And it's hurtful.
02:58And it's just, the feelings, you know?
03:00The feelings come up.
03:01And also, like, this recent episode where you're, like, crying on the phone to Alexia and
03:04she's just unfazed.
03:06I think, like, this group of girls, like, what Larsa's saying is true.
03:09That no one likes me.
03:12Like, this is so mean.
03:13I believe this is going to be the biggest dial trend this November.
03:15I'm not kidding.
03:16We'll be seeing equestrian sheets like never before.
03:19Doom scrolling.
03:20Yeah.
03:20She's watching everything.
03:22I'm like, wouldn't she, isn't she, like, bothered?
03:24I was like, why isn't she upset?
03:25Like, she's just like, mm, okay.
03:27Yeah.
03:28So, so unbothered.
03:28And I'm crying in the bathroom.
03:30I'm crying a lot.
03:30And I don't want to be that girl that cries all the time.
03:33But I was upset.
03:35Your heart's on your sleeve.
03:36Exactly.
03:36Well, because she said, no one likes me.
03:39That's not true.
03:40That's not true.
03:40I know.
03:42But it felt like, like, we were in grade school.
03:45Like, five, like, five-year-olds.
03:46Like, my daughter would say, man, someone doesn't like me.
03:49You know?
03:49And I'm like, why are we doing this today?
03:52We're adults.
03:53This is strange.
03:54Is there anything else that Larsa has said in a confessional or in a scene that you weren't involved in so far that has really upset you?
04:01Yeah, the whole thing at Marisol's wedding.
04:06That was very upsetting.
04:08And I was disappointed.
04:08I'm not even going to say their names right now.
04:11But two other women were, like, getting into that conversation.
04:15It felt like they were having side conversations about that.
04:19I didn't like that.
04:19That was messed up.
04:21Okay.
04:22And I'm, like, literally, you know, burying my, with my family, dealing with family stuff.
04:28No one really said, no one said, well, I wonder how Larsa's doing?
04:32I wonder if she's dealing with, you know, the loss of her father.
04:35How is she doing?
04:36Instead, it was about Milan and that's fucked up.
04:41Because it is fucked up.
04:42It is fucked up.
04:42Yeah.
04:43I'm sorry.
04:44Yeah.
04:44So I didn't like that.
04:45That was icky.
04:46And just, when you watch back, you're like, okay, am I mad at more people now?
04:49I am mad at more people.
04:50Okay.
04:51Well, like, that's fair.
04:52Yeah.
04:52Yeah.
04:52I'm like, and then.
04:53Yeah.
04:54What?
04:54No.
04:54I can't.
04:55Let's pick another pastry.
04:56Maybe I like paint.
04:57All right.
04:59Lenny recently announced that he's dating a model even younger than his ex.
05:02She's 25.
05:03What are the odds, in your opinion, that this relationship will last?
05:08Um.
05:10I.
05:12Okay.
05:13You're giving it some thought, which I, oh.
05:14She's sipping the tea.
05:16Wow.
05:16I'm going to sip the tea, too.
05:17Okay.
05:18I feel like everyone can sip the tea, because we know it's not going to last.
05:21Yeah.
05:22Okay.
05:22There's that.
05:24Anything's better than the last one.
05:25Okay.
05:26Okay.
05:26Well, that's good.
05:27I honestly welcome anything over the last one.
05:30The last one was terrible.
05:32Have you met this new one?
05:34Do you plan to meet this new one?
05:36I mean, if I have to.
05:39Do you have rules about the kids meeting the new one?
05:41There's, you can't enforce that.
05:44Yeah.
05:44In the state of Florida, especially.
05:45Oh, okay.
05:46Okay.
05:46All right.
05:46So, all right.
05:47We'll see what happens.
05:48Yeah.
05:48All right.
05:49Well, good luck to her.
05:50Good luck.
05:51Good luck.
05:52Yeah.
05:52She won't need it.
05:53All right.
05:53Where do we go?
05:55I like that.
05:56Ooh, I love that.
05:57I like the little spin.
05:58That's nice.
05:59And I have been loving how Adriana always has her back.
06:03I think she's extremely upset.
06:05She got all the flags at every game.
06:07Lisa, are you there?
06:10Sorry, babe.
06:11Excuse me when I cried.
06:12I hate these people.
06:14She's had my back for the last, forever.
06:18We've always had a great relationship for the last, what is it, since 2011?
06:22Yeah.
06:22She's the best.
06:23And I love to say, especially because the two of you always seem to get targeted by people
06:27on occasion, which I don't love.
06:29But I really don't love watching her and Julia really going through such a traumatic time
06:34this season, it seems.
06:35I don't like it.
06:36Yeah.
06:36What are your thoughts on it?
06:37And is there someone more to blame?
06:41It just feels like Adriana is getting a little iced out.
06:46And if it were me, and that were my best friend, and all of a sudden she seems to be on maybe
06:56another team that maybe she in her mind considers to be like the cool girls or whatever, I don't
07:03like that.
07:03It's icky.
07:04It's icky.
07:04Yeah.
07:05It feels icky.
07:06It doesn't feel nice.
07:07It feels a little disloyal.
07:09Yeah.
07:09Yeah.
07:10I don't like it.
07:11No.
07:11All right.
07:11And I feel like she's not very loyal to me right now either.
07:15You know, I have hung out with her outside of the show.
07:18We've been friendly since the beginning.
07:20And, you know, she's always seemed to me to have wanted Larsa's approval.
07:27She's wanted Larsa's approval since the beginning.
07:30I remember in season five, she said, well, you don't like any of my photos or something like,
07:35or follow me.
07:36Yes.
07:36Right?
07:37And I'm like, why is she saying that?
07:39And then here we are now, all of a sudden, wonder why, like, Larsa became friendly with
07:46her, and now it seems like she's going to that side and kind of turning her back on me even.
07:52The people who are really there for her.
07:54Yeah.
07:55Like, I invited her to Christmas.
07:56I don't invite people to Christmas.
07:57Yeah.
07:57Like, that's a big deal.
07:58It's almost like she is taking advantage of the tension that you and Larsa are currently
08:01experiencing so that she can finally get that validation from Larsa, which, why do you think
08:06she wants Larsa's validation and approval?
08:08What is it about Larsa that?
08:10I don't know.
08:11Some people crave that.
08:13Like, they want the approval of people they don't get the approval from.
08:16Right.
08:17Okay.
08:17No.
08:18Do you think she has the approval?
08:19Do you think that?
08:20No.
08:21Oh.
08:21All right.
08:24Okay.
08:24Well, moving on.
08:26All right.
08:26Which pastry are we craving?
08:27I like purple.
08:28Purple.
08:29Okay.
08:30Well, let's see if you like Alexia and Todd getting back together because what's your honest
08:34thoughts about that right now?
08:36I don't think they are together.
08:38I think they're done-zo.
08:40Really?
08:41I don't know.
08:41I can't keep up.
08:42I can't keep up either.
08:43So they're done-zo?
08:44The last you heard?
08:45I mean, Alexia is in Europe right now.
08:48Okay.
08:48And Todd is...
08:49Oh, Todd.
08:50I just saw something on...
08:51What'd you say?
08:52Oh, no.
08:52What'd you say?
08:52Tell us.
08:53He just went and said something on Instagram.
08:57Okay.
08:57Here we go.
08:57That giving done-zo single vibes?
09:00No.
09:01No.
09:01Stop.
09:02I can't.
09:02Okay.
09:03All right.
09:03We'll look at it later.
09:04Okay.
09:04We're going to check Todd's Insta, but Alexia, do you think she's having fun in Europe?
09:08Getting on a little, like...
09:09I hope so.
09:10I hope so.
09:10I hope that she is good.
09:12I hope that she is good.
09:13Oh, deep down.
09:14Yes.
09:14She needs it.
09:15All right.
09:15Yeah.
09:15She needs a good pastry.
09:17She needs a good...
09:18Whatever.
09:19I think she's in France.
09:20Maybe some...
09:21Ooh.
09:21A baguette?
09:22Yeah.
09:22A big baguette.
09:24Right?
09:24We need a big baguette.
09:25I know, and also...
09:28Yeah, because I feel like it was hard where...
09:29That's because even with the narcissist party, everyone was like, oh, is this about Todd?
09:32She's like, no!
09:34I think it's funny that all the girls think it's all about Todd, but they don't know that
09:39the joke's on them, too, because I feel that we're all narcissists.
09:44Well, why are we there?
09:44And then it became about you.
09:46I'm like, what?
09:47Yeah.
09:47Who was it really supposed to be about?
09:49Okay, first of all, I thought it was a goddess party.
09:52That's what I...
09:52No, I know.
09:53So I dressed up like a goddess, and I had a wardrobe malfunction.
09:57My boobs were popping out the entire time.
09:59They didn't show, I thank God.
10:00But that's why Larsa said, go get a dress in your size.
10:04Oh, I was so confused about that.
10:06Oh, I thought that was like a body shaming thing.
10:08No, one of the reasons I was a little tardy was because my boobs kept on coming out,
10:15and then trying to fix them.
10:16It was the only goddess dress I had.
10:18Oh, it looked great.
10:19But it didn't really matter, because it was a narcissist party, so I could have worn anything.
10:23Also, that's my favorite.
10:24There's a swing with flowers on it.
10:25You're supposed to take photos there.
10:26Okay, it was a beautiful backdrop.
10:28Yeah.
10:28It was an Instagramable moment.
10:30I think everyone takes photos.
10:31Look at everyone's Instagram.
10:32Yeah, also, there's like seven mirrors.
10:34Do we just go around reading them for 45 minutes?
10:36I was like, what is this?
10:39This is a whack party.
10:41I said, this is a whack party.
10:42That's why Gernie was watching you and Larsa try to become friends again.
10:44She's like, I need something here.
10:45Well, because we're on the topic, I'm going to choose the next question.
10:49So, you know, we were just talking about this goddess party that became about identifying
10:52the biggest narcissist.
10:53A lot of people seem to say it was you.
10:56Oh, sure.
10:56We don't agree.
10:57But who do you think is the biggest narcissist on your cast?
11:01Larsa.
11:02But again, you know what?
11:03This is a mental disorder that really should only be diagnosed by a professional.
11:08I think all of us have narcissistic traits.
11:12Yeah.
11:12But to go that far and say, you're a narcissist, you're a...
11:17No, guys, come on.
11:18Because none of you are trying to ruin each other's lives.
11:21Oh.
11:21Yeah.
11:22Oh.
11:22I mean, you never know in Housewives.
11:25So there's...
11:26There is that.
11:28But that's...
11:28You're like, actually, this is who I would diagnose then.
11:31That is honestly a really great point, though.
11:32But really, like, you're not a...
11:35Even the guy there hosting it is not a therapist.
11:37He wrote a book.
11:38He's just really hot, too.
11:40He's so hot.
11:40I don't...
11:41No?
11:41Not your type.
11:42He wasn't doing it?
11:43Oh, he was doing it for me.
11:44Who else was he doing it for?
11:45Someone else?
11:45Adriana.
11:46Oh, Adriana.
11:46See, me and Adriana, we have the same taste.
11:48I like Frenchie more than him.
11:49You know what?
11:49I just didn't like the games that he was playing.
11:52I'm like, you're supposed to be bringing us together.
11:54Right.
11:54Like, what is this weird game?
11:55It was very divisive.
11:57It was divisive.
11:58It was, you know, it was meant to, like, not bring us together, but push us further apart.
12:03We didn't make any progress.
12:05That's true.
12:06If anything, you...
12:06Like, oh, the flag game.
12:07And then somebody had a lot of passion when they were putting the flags in mine.
12:10I was like, mm.
12:11Was that kind of a kinky?
12:13Did you not...
12:14You said it, not me.
12:15You said it.
12:16I mean, she did...
12:16You did say it.
12:17Put the flag in the vase with...
12:19She put the flag in the vase with force?
12:21With passion.
12:22With passion.
12:23What's happening with you?
12:23We just had her...
12:25I didn't know there was a problem.
12:27Do you think there's any sort of leftover drama from the previous season?
12:31I just don't think she likes me.
12:32I don't...
12:33Okay.
12:33Like, at all.
12:34I like her.
12:34I wanted to be...
12:35I've tried to be friends with her this season, really, because of everything that happened.
12:39And I've gotten to know her, and I think she's lovely.
12:41And her daughter and my daughter are the same age.
12:44And I thought, like, maybe we could do bond or whatever.
12:47But, you know, she...
12:49It doesn't look like she loves me.
12:51I hope...
12:52You guys are both bonds.
12:53And so I hope that changes.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Also, that's...
12:56Yeah.
12:56I'm sad for her.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Because you're very lovable and you're fun.
13:00Yeah.
13:00I don't like it.
13:01I don't like fighting with anyone.
13:04Yeah.
13:04You know?
13:05Even worse, I don't like it.
13:06I wish that...
13:08I wish this never happened.
13:09Yeah.
13:09But...
13:09All right.
13:10Yeah.
13:11Which pastry?
13:12Oh.
13:13Mm-hmm.
13:13Ta-da-da!
13:15I like a donut.
13:16Ooh, a donut.
13:17Nice.
13:17Okay.
13:18Because your cast does like to make fun of your tardiness.
13:21We have to let the record say you were on time for us.
13:23I was.
13:23Yes, you were.
13:24I was three hours earlier for Andy's show.
13:26I've been early.
13:27I'm an on-time...
13:28You are.
13:29You're very prompt today.
13:30As Alex would say over there.
13:31Have you ever been intentionally late for something because you just really didn't want to talk to one of your castmates?
13:34And what event was it?
13:36Or you're like, this is going to be boring and I don't want to go?
13:38No.
13:39No.
13:39I never...
13:40Because that's our job.
13:41I really...
13:43It makes me sick to my stomach when I'm late.
13:45Like, I don't like it.
13:46It's not something I do intentionally.
13:48It's really like one of the worst traits about me.
13:52I would have to say that's it.
13:53But I am working on it.
13:54I have a whole business where I have to manage many people now.
13:57Yeah.
13:58And after seeing that, it really made me take a deeper look at myself.
14:02And I'm like, I can't...
14:03I've got to time myself better.
14:04I have a time management coach.
14:06Oh, that's perfect.
14:07That's great.
14:08Okay, Stephanie, if you're watching, I mean, that's amazing.
14:11I know, because it's a problem and it hurts me.
14:14It hurts other people.
14:15It just affects everyone and I don't like it.
14:17And I take full responsibility, which I think some other women could start learning from that.
14:22Take responsibility for your actions.
14:23That's right.
14:24Like a calling paparazzi on Marcus.
14:29Okay, she's sipping the tea on that one.
14:31You're the one that had the paparazzi take the photo of him in the south of France.
14:34And I said, me?
14:36What am I, the CIA?
14:37And that's what started it all.
14:38Well, the paparazzi guy told us that.
14:40Okay, well, you're a bull of s***.
14:43Okay, you can take another sip of tea after I ask this.
14:45But do you think that Larsa is the one who is...
14:48Oh, okay.
14:50All right, so what was the claim on the show, Danny?
14:52The claim was that she...
14:53Reminder viewers, yes.
14:53...that Larsa hired the paparazzi to take the photos of Marcus skiing in the summer.
14:58People hire paparazzi, though.
15:00Oh, tip-off.
15:01Oh.
15:02Some of them do.
15:03I'm not talking about it.
15:04Okay, all right.
15:05Okay, not hire, but more so.
15:06All right, let's...
15:07Or got the photo and sent the photo.
15:09I just...
15:09I object to these questions.
15:12Order in the tea!
15:13Thank you so much, Lisa, for...
15:14Thank you so much for spilling some tea with us.
15:16Yes, we loved it.
15:17Thank you so much.
15:17And we'll see you next time for some more Tea Time.
15:19Mm-hmm.
15:19Mm-hmm.
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