00:00Nobody told me that you guys were mad at me.
00:02I'm not mad at you.
00:03I really like you, and I want to like you for you.
00:05You don't have to offer me anything.
00:07I don't want to know how much it costs.
00:09If I have to hear about that airplane one more f***ing time...
00:12Virtual reality.
00:18Hi, I'm Danny.
00:19And I'm Evan.
00:20And we are all virgins today because we're on this virgin cruise.
00:23Yes, thanks to Richard Branson, a.k.a. Dick.
00:26A good dick fixes everything.
00:28Thanks, Richard.
00:30Marisol loves calling that man dick.
00:31She does.
00:32She loves talking about dick, and I love that about her.
00:34Dick and cockies.
00:35Yeah, dick and cockies.
00:36Which, shout out, speaking of, not only are Marisol and Alexia going to be at the VRT Awards September 17th,
00:41Get Your Ticket City Winery, because we're honoring them with the Golden Kettle Award presented by Tri-State Cadillac.
00:47They also won one of the categories.
00:49Yes, the BFF Award.
00:50And they were up against some other pretty amazing dynamic duos on reality TV,
00:54but they're everyone's favorite, including ours.
00:56We love them.
00:57Truly, I was like, wait, why Marisol and Alexia not come?
01:01What happened?
01:02Her and Marisol, they felt that, because sometimes in our group, we misbehave, and we know you have rules on the plane.
01:08This current drama arc of Miami Housewives goes to show their BFFness, because last week, Marisol and Alexia skipped going on Stephanie's jet to go to Marbella for the day.
01:20And they had a lovely BFF day, just on their phone, having lattes, walking around.
01:24My dream day.
01:25Yes, I loved the cut of all the girls having a time on the private jet, dancing around with the neon lights.
01:32And then it was just them scrolling on their phones in silence, which honestly is, if you can do that with someone so comfortably, the silence, it almost feels soothing like that.
01:42You know that's a best friend.
01:44It's magic.
01:44And that is why, I mean, Steph got mad at Alexia, and she kind of, and Alexia was like, girl, you have to direct your anger to both of us if you're angry.
01:52I know, I did kind of love that she was like, no, like, we're doing this together.
01:56Like, we are a team.
01:57Talk to both of us.
01:58But Stephanie did have trouble talking to both of them, because her, when I was going this way, when I was going that way, she was like, when the twins aren't attached, I can't, and I kind of get that.
02:06Honestly, kind of funny.
02:08It was very funny.
02:08There was a lot of great back and forth, but Alexia was hoping to clear the vibrations and the energy with Steph, and they're also hoping that Lisa and Larsa on this trip clear energy.
02:21We're not seeing all of that yet.
02:23No major tension, but we haven't seen a lot of their interactions yet.
02:26Yeah, so it seems like there are two separate summits.
02:29There's Team Lisa, Team Larsa.
02:31Both teams are trying to get Lisa and Larsa to reconcile.
02:34But I don't think, I just don't think they're ready.
02:37Do you know what's funny is on the last episode, remember when we chatted with Larsa during Miami Fan Fest last fall, and she said, I had a moment with Jesus, and it made me realize that I just need to make up with Lisa.
02:47And then we saw her moment with Jesus and Stephanie, and they were praying about it.
02:52But I don't know if the prayers worked, because I don't, it doesn't seem like she's still messing with Lisa.
02:56I don't know if Jesus came on board for the cruise.
02:59Yeah, I don't know.
02:59But I know that is a cool, looking at the calendar, this cruise is right after Miami Fan Fest.
03:06Yeah, so November.
03:07Where we talked to a lot of ladies.
03:08Yeah, so November.
03:11Tensions were high for the ladies.
03:12It's weird, though, because at the Fan Fest, tensions kind of seemed to be pretty chill.
03:19Like, everyone was interacting.
03:21The panel, the Watch It Happens Live episode with everyone was kind of chill.
03:25Well, and I also remember at that time, and I guess the whole Adriana with Alexia Marisol is not, like, it's not super terrible just yet or currently.
03:37But I remember Adriana told us on the carpet, miracles happen.
03:40I'm actually getting along with Marisol and Alexia.
03:43And, like, she kind of is, but also that was after she came for Marisol's wrinkly knees and all that, so I don't know.
03:52They had, remember, she did apologize for that at Marisol's preppy thing.
03:56So I think they were in a good-ish place.
03:59Like, kind of an okay place.
04:01And someone tells me that, what?
04:02I was just going to say, but next week, it seems like feelings about Marisol from Adriana might be reignited, because although Stephanie and Marisol had a little sit-down and got to a better place after the plane drama, in our forthcoming attractions, Stephanie calls her a demon?
04:21Something along those lines.
04:21Something demonic?
04:23And now I think it's because, because at the end of this episode, Steph and Marisol have a sit-down, and Marisol's like, just so you know, like, I didn't want to go on your jet.
04:30And Alexia supported me.
04:32That was me.
04:34I'm the one that didn't want to go.
04:36And then I said to Alexia, I was like, you can go.
04:38I'll stay behind.
04:39And I think it kind of, like, recalibrated in Stephanie's brain, because I think she thought Alexia was the one who wanted to, like, not go, because Stephanie and Alexia have had a history of some hiccups.
04:48Right.
04:48And Marisol's like, no, the way you kind of operate, it just doesn't agree with me.
04:52I don't need the jet-a-kit.
04:54Yeah.
04:54I don't need to not piss you off.
04:58And I like when Steph was like, you really think I wouldn't put you on the plane if you piss me off?
05:01And I was like, Steph, I think you would.
05:02Well, that's what you said.
05:04That's what you said multiple times.
05:05Yeah, that's what you said, Steph.
05:06And also, I'm like, what's the rule with the paper towels?
05:08I'm like, there's a lot of rules.
05:09Right.
05:09There are a lot of rules.
05:10I mean, in the grand scheme of housewifery, it is kind of iconic to have a private jet and dangle it and be like, if you break my rules, I'm kicking you off the jet.
05:19I kind of love that for Stephanie, but I understand why Marisol wouldn't want to get on a jet because I don't want to walk back from Arbella.
05:24No.
05:24And it's also equally iconic to be like, I'm good on the-
05:27Yeah, that part.
05:28Absolutely, yeah.
05:29Marisol doesn't give a s***.
05:30Marisol has seen so much and experienced so much.
05:33She's best friends with Richard Branson.
05:35She used to hang out with Madonna in Miami at the Versace Mansion.
05:38A private jet is not going to wet her whistle.
05:39So she doesn't give a one flying s***.
05:41And I feel like Steph probably gets to a place of understanding and appreciating that about Marisol because although it seems like tensions are going to be high in this next episode, they're going to possibly battle it out.
05:52When we had Marisol in for tea time, she loved Steph up and down.
05:58Thought she was a great addition to the show and seemed to have a genuine love for her as a person and a connection.
06:04So I think they'll get past it and I think they're going to learn to figure out how to respect each other.
06:07They're just the way that Steph and Alexia have learned to love each other too because now they're like besties.
06:12They are.
06:12I know.
06:13And it's funny that Marisol kind of was like Steph, like, new slate, clean slate.
06:19Yeah, so next week's going to be very intense with that.
06:20I wonder how Larsa and Lisa are going to be on the rest of this boat.
06:23I don't know, but I loved Larsa.
06:25Drunk Larsa?
06:26Drunk Larsa on FaceTime.
06:27Nips out.
06:28Yeah, nips out.
06:29Talking about I need to post on OnlyFans to pay my bills.
06:32I do think she was sort of kidding.
06:35Well, kidding, but also posting.
06:37OnlyFans is lucrative.
06:38Yeah, yeah.
06:39It is lucrative.
06:40I mean, not that I don't have an account.
06:42But you're almost on feet.
06:44They're covered.
06:45You're showing socks.
06:47Can I sell some sock pics?
06:48I don't know.
06:49No?
06:50I don't know.
06:50My socks are kind of dirty, I'm realizing.
06:51Yeah, I was like, you just, yeah.
06:53People are going to pay not to see my socks.
06:55They're like, put your shoes back on.
06:56Yeah, I'll give you $7.99.
06:58Ooh.
06:59If people pay me $7.99 to put my shoes back on, I'll put my shoes back on.
07:02Would you sleep in your shoes?
07:03No, I would not sleep in my shoes.
07:05How much do I need to be paid to sleep in my shoes?
07:10Like, for just one night of sleeping in my shoes?
07:13A week?
07:15$40,000.
07:17So?
07:17The same price to fuel a jet to Marbella.
07:20Okay.
07:21So there we go.
07:22Okay, so Steph.
07:23Maybe Steph will do that just for fun to make you do it.
07:26Steph, I'm so open to that.
07:28Steph, I'll do it too.
07:28If you're listening, if you're watching, yes, we'll both sleep in our shoes if you want
07:31to pay us each $40,000.
07:33All right?
07:34There we go.
07:35So we'll tune into next week.
07:36Maybe it will be $80,000 the richer.
07:38But I'm excited to see where this feud goes, especially because we know it ends well in
07:41a positive way.
07:42So let's see where it goes left before it gets right.
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