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The Great Debate - Does Size Really Matter??

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00:00So, does size matter?
00:04I personally prefer someone that's bigger, but it doesn't matter.
00:11But I can't be with someone that has a smaller dick that doesn't know how to give head.
00:18You have to make up for it orally.
00:21You have to.
00:22Gotcha.
00:23Because I really do.
00:24I prefer bigger.
00:26That's okay.
00:27You know what?
00:27I mean, that's good to be honest.
00:29I have to say that most of the girls I speak to say that they generally prefer, like, an average, a smaller average size.
00:36It does hurt if it's too big.
00:37And, you know, I'd rather have smaller than a giant one that does nothing for me.
00:44So, like, what's the ideal size?
00:47I would say an 8.
00:47A solid 8.
00:48A solid 8.
00:49Yeah.
00:50I mean, that's a pretty decent size.
00:52A solid 8.
00:54What's your ideal penis size?
00:56Ideal penis size?
00:56Just because, you know, people are going to be like, what's all this existential talk about?
01:00Like, when are they going to talk about dicks?
01:01Here we are.
01:02We're talking about dicks.
01:04Alexis, what do you think about dicks?
01:05Well, the key to happiness of a nice dick.
01:09The purpose of my life is dick size.
01:12It's your cock rater.
01:13I got to tell you, let's see, perfect size.
01:17I don't know, like, really size-wise, but, like, you know, nothing that's too big or too small, to be honest.
01:25Because, like, too big, I'm only going to be able to do that every so often.
01:28Like you're, like you're, uh...
01:30Pray for my vag tomorrow.
01:31Tomorrow with Dredd, who we love.
01:33I love him to dearly.
01:34Everyone loves Dredd.
01:35But your vagina might be like, can we only love him, like, once every couple months?
01:39Once every five years, apparently.
01:41That's where I'm going for right now.
01:45Shit.
01:47But I forgot what I was going to say right now.
01:50Oh, perfect dick size.
01:51Jeez.
01:52Cut on Dredd, I totally forgot.
01:55You know, just something that fits nice.
01:57Definitely probably bigger than six inches.
02:00Smaller than ten, maybe?
02:02That's a fucking big range.
02:05I don't know.
02:05Seven to nine?
02:07Okay, seven to eight?
02:08I don't know.
02:10I don't think...
02:10Any...
02:11Look, I'm so used to...
02:12Just more in training, just like that much.
02:14Like, anywhere in between.
02:15Somewhere in between there.
02:16You know what it is?
02:17I think I get so much porn dick, I don't even know what, like, what is the average dick out there.
02:23Yeah, that's true.
02:23You're definitely not, you're not dealing with average dicks on a daily basis.
02:27No.
02:28And I'm like, you know, I've been single for a while.
02:30Mm-hmm.
02:30Um, it's so, you know, I'm happy to get a worm once in a while.
02:36That's not on camera.
02:38I'm like, oh, what are we going to do here?
02:39What is this?
02:42Speaking of dicks, do you have a preferred penis size?
02:46That is another question.
02:47I do.
02:47Every man wants to know.
02:48I do.
02:49So, I definitely think that girth is the most important.
02:54Mm-hmm.
02:54But if, for me, the perfect penis size is around six to seven inches, but has nice girth.
03:01Mm-hmm.
03:02Anything more, I'm like, ow, because, like, especially if I'm dating a guy.
03:07Because if a guy has, like, eight, nine inch with, like, girth, and I like to have sex.
03:13So, like, I like to have sex every day, and if I'm having sex every day with, like, an
03:19eight, nine inch girthy dick, my, like, my pussy's going to get sore, and it's going
03:25to hurt, because I did date a guy like that once, and I had to, like, ice, I had to ice
03:31myself.
03:32Oh, God.
03:32And, like, I was like, this is too much.
03:34And then he ended up being crazy anyways, and so it didn't work out, but, um, but, I
03:41mean, it was just too big, it was like, I can't handle this every day, and I like to
03:44have sex every day, so, for me, the perfect is, like, six, seven inches with a good girth.
03:49Yeah, as we say, like, the boyfriend dick versus the vacation dick.
03:52There you go.
03:53Yeah.
03:54The everyday dick is the boyfriend dick, the vacation dick is, like, you know.
03:58The once, once or twice.
04:00Yeah, like, sometimes you go out and get, like, the super large margarita, but you don't
04:03want to drink that every night, because otherwise you're going to just be so hungover all the
04:08time.
04:08The ideal penis size is a penis that I can play with and do things with, and it doesn't
04:15necessarily have to fit in me.
04:16Like, I don't have a favorite penis size, per se.
04:19I love anal, so, um, when you start getting into, like, the bigger sizes, I can still fuck
04:25a big dick in my ass, but I'm probably not going to do it every night, per se, but it
04:29doesn't mean that I can't do something with it.
04:31I think there's something that you can do with any body.
04:33Even if you had a micropenis, there's stuff that you can do with a guy that'll still feel
04:37good to you.
04:37So I don't have an ideal penis, because I think that, get creative, guys.
04:44If you ever, if you can't find a way to work with what you've been given, then, you know,
04:49you're not thinking outside the box enough.
04:51Yeah.
04:52I always say that the most important part of a man's penis is the person that's attached
04:57to it.
04:57Yeah.
04:58I love that.
04:58I'm going to steal that.
04:59You're welcome.
05:00What is your opinion on penis size?
05:02Do you have a perfect, ideal dick size?
05:05I don't have a perfect dick size, but I definitely like big dicks.
05:09Okay.
05:10Mostly, if you have a long relationship, I think having a normal size is better.
05:15But as a fantasy of, like, performing, I think having a good dick size is good, mostly because
05:20I'm crazy and I like to move a lot.
05:22If you have a normal size dick, it just keeps coming out.
05:24You know, like, I cannot move.
05:26I cannot do the position that I want to do.
05:28Yeah.
05:29Yeah.
05:29Because it pops out.
05:30So, I don't know about inches, but, you know, people say 12 inches, so that's not it.
05:36Nobody wants to get destroyed.
05:37I think, like, six, seven, eight is a good size.
05:40Okay.
05:40I don't really look at it like that.
05:42I think you can have a normal size, but when you're very attracted to someone, that feels
05:47amazing.
05:48When you're very stimulated down there, it doesn't matter if it's a little finger.
05:51It feels really good.
05:52So, I think having a good connection dick, I'll call it out.
05:55You have to throw me on and then your dick doesn't matter, really.
05:59Do you have an ideal penis size?
06:00Yeah, like seven inches.
06:02Like the boyfriend, the boyfriend dick.
06:04Is that the boyfriend penis for you?
06:06Yeah.
06:06That's still, like, an inch and a half above average, but.
06:09Yeah.
06:09And, like, a little girth is nice.
06:12I wouldn't want to date, like, an Alex Jones or a Jason Love.
06:17It would be hard.
06:18I work with Alex Jones a lot.
06:20I've not quite got used to it yet.
06:21I mean, six to seven inches, like, yeah.
06:26Even, I would say five and a half.
06:28Five and a half is apparently the average size of a man's penis.
06:32Yeah.
06:33I feel like that's perfect.
06:34What would you do if you were on a date with a man who had a micropenis?
06:38How would you, like, I, sorry, I asked myself this question.
06:43I mean, I don't need to worry about it anymore, but.
06:45Yeah.
06:46Like, what do you do in that situation?
06:48I don't know.
06:49Just try to make it work, I guess.
06:52Yeah.
06:52You can assume he's really good at oral.
06:54Yes.
06:55Yeah, that's so true.
06:57He can make it up for it in other ways.
06:59Yeah.
06:59Yeah.
06:59I mean, I just, I don't know why.
07:01I think about this clearly way too often, but just, like, what a horrible situation to
07:06be in.
07:06And 100% not the guy's fault.
07:08No.
07:08It's so unfair to, you know, be, to be born with physical issues such as that.
07:14And I always wonder, like, how do they, how do they surpass that first date?
07:19I'd almost like to, you know, I'm going to put this out there.
07:21If there is a man out there with a micropenis, I want to interview you.
07:25Not in, like, a shameful way, but, like, I kind of want to know how you navigate, like,
07:30the life and, like, dating.
07:32Because that's, that's rough.
07:34Yeah.
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