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00:00It got me thinking, what do you have by your bed that is long and stabby or whatever, that
00:09is going to make a mess of someone who tries to break into your house and try and steal
00:14something from your home?
00:15Georgie, do you have something?
00:16Well, Tim's my long stabby thing, but I used to have the Olympic torch under the bed when
00:24I was single, but yeah, now I've got Tim.
00:27That's an excellent long stabby thing.
00:29Kids, they cannot be out in these sub-zero wind chills.
00:33Megan, back to you.
00:34So if they're cancelling the train, does that mean that you and I are having another night
00:37in bed together?
00:38That's a long story.
00:40Oh my goodness.
00:43I have no words.
00:44Yeah.
00:45Except that we're going to be on YouTube in a few minutes.
00:47Have you ever hit anything that you've been throwing at?
00:48Funnily enough, I've never willy-wanged since then.
00:54Let's turn to weather now.
01:06If you wanted to get outside, spread your legs a little or stretch a little, today was
01:11a great day to enjoy.
01:14Meteorologist Craig Flint here now with your Fox First forecast.
01:189th anniversary and Hugh Janus turning 10.
01:22We mentioned...
01:23I'm sorry.
01:24What?
01:25What?
01:26I'm sorry.
01:27It's one of those...
01:29It's one of those...
01:30I totally felt for it, didn't I?
01:34Yeah.
01:35Now we all have dogs.
01:36Have you ever dressed your dog up?
01:37I honestly have not.
01:38Well, you've got a big dog.
01:39That's probably why.
01:40She's larger.
01:41Yeah.
01:42Mark has a little wiener.
01:43Have you ever dressed the wiener up?
01:44Yeah.
01:45I do.
01:46He's...
01:47What are you doing?
01:48He's...
01:49Actually...
01:50I had a bug there.
01:51He's...
01:52When my son was teething, he used to like to take the big fat rubber end of my vibrating
01:58toothbrush and put it in his mouth... on.
02:01Okay.
02:02I just kind of sit there like, oh yeah, that feels good.
02:05That hits a spot.
02:06My gums are itchy.
02:08One way to do a turkey call is with this gobbler, and it has a little diaphragm in it that allows
02:14the air to vibrate.
02:15You should try that.
02:16I would love to.
02:17Go ahead.
02:18I want to see this.
02:19No, no, no.
02:20I don't know.
02:21That just wasn't right.
02:23Yeah.
02:24I know.
02:25I know.
02:26Showers are starting to die down a bit, and we're beginning to see some showers moving
02:30into Louisiana right now.
02:32Southeast satellite radar composite shows no showers.
02:34I remember the green flashing, you know, in the dial-ups.
02:37Oh, yeah.
02:38I sure do.
02:39And I thought nothing will ever be as cool as crystal meth.
02:42Pepsi.
02:43And...
02:44Oh, yeah.
02:45What did I say?
02:46Crystal Pepsi.
02:47Yes.
02:48Crystal Pepsi.
02:49Because people shouldn't be wearing ankle socks.
02:51Just get long socks, people.
02:52Get socks.
02:53Come on.
02:54Pull your pants down.
02:55Well, put your ankle...
02:56The leg down.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Middle star Adam Driver, known for The Force Awakens and Girls.
03:01He kind of looks like my brother, too.
03:03Maybe that's why I give him a...
03:04You go, dude.
03:05What?
03:06All right.
03:07What?
03:08I didn't think he was cute.
03:09I didn't say that.
03:11All right.
03:12Let's talk about the weather.
03:15What?
03:271
03:29Do
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