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00:00Thank you for listening.
00:30Hey.
00:37You still here?
00:39How you feeling?
00:43Like I've done ten rounds with Psycho Mike off Sea Wing.
00:47I'm not going to lie.
00:49I thought you were a goner yesterday.
00:51Yeah.
00:53I saw it today.
00:55You saved my life.
00:57100%.
00:58There's me thinking you're only with me for my money.
01:04I'm sure there's something else about you that I found attractive.
01:08Well, we ain't here that for the foreseeable.
01:11The beta blockers that they put me on have...
01:14given me hardware or software glitch.
01:17You should be able to call them tomorrow.
01:19I think it might be time to start telling people that we're married.
01:28I'm going to make you proud of me...
01:30for as long as I've got left.
01:33Hey.
01:47What about you and Gabby?
01:49I reckon it's permanent.
01:50I've actually been in touch with this till I serve, so I don't think there's any coming back.
01:54I'm sorry, Ben.
01:54One minute you think you know where your life's going, then the next.
01:59Yeah, I know that feeling.
02:00You were always punching with her, Maeve.
02:03And now Kim's on her way to talk about details, whatever that means.
02:07Do you want me to stay?
02:08No, no, it's fine.
02:13Something on it.
02:14My last meeting ran over.
02:19OK.
02:21First on the agenda, how was last night?
02:24Er, yeah, yeah, good, I think.
02:26Excellent.
02:27I'll let Gabby know.
02:28Is that the only reason you wanted to see me?
02:30She was concerned about your living situation.
02:33And I agree, I mean, it's not ideal for you to be rattling around that house on your own, so...
02:37Well, if you're worried about rent, then...
02:39I'm sure we can find a couple of willing housemates to share the burden.
02:44But I've got money, so there's no need for that.
02:46Which is why I've taken the liberty of advertising for other tenants.
02:50Hang on a minute, Kim.
02:51Did you just say you're looking for new tenants?
02:53Yes.
02:53No.
02:54Well, erm, me and Ross are looking for somewhere.
02:56Are we?
02:57Yeah, you're the one forever moaning about your close men and that manure.
03:00Yeah, but we're talking about Vinny's place.
03:02Well, the rent is £500 per calendar month each.
03:06And the deposit's one month's rent.
03:08Any other questions?
03:10Great.
03:11And when can we move in?
03:12Today, if Vincent's agreeable.
03:14Do I have a choice?
03:16Right, we'll go over there now.
03:18Make sure everything's in good order.
03:20Well, I'll see you later.
03:22Great.
03:28Okay.
03:30I know, okay, I'm sorry.
03:31The minute the words came up, my big gob, I remembered that's, erm, where you lived with
03:35our mum.
03:36Exactly.
03:37If you want me to withdraw, I will.
03:39I totally get it.
03:40Yeah, I know.
03:42And, er, I know you've got bad memories there, but you can make new memories with your new
03:48family.
03:50Aka me.
03:50All right.
03:54All right.
03:54All right.
03:55I'm in.
03:56But I get the biggest room.
03:58Deal.
03:59Hey.
04:06How's Kev?
04:11Yeah, better than yesterday.
04:12I'll be honest, my head's mashed.
04:16I've seen him hooked up to all kinds of machines.
04:20It really brought it home how sick he is.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Yeah, I bet.
04:25Kept going on about how happy he is that we're together.
04:26But now that Aaron knows, you're not going to be together, are you?
04:31I owe him my life, Vic.
04:33Oh, my God, Robert.
04:34He hasn't got anyone else.
04:36Well, what about Aaron?
04:38We're finished.
04:39You don't want to know.
04:40Or maybe he's upset that you lied to him, but that doesn't mean that you can't fix it.
04:45And I get that you care about Kev.
04:47I feel sorry for him, too, but you have to follow your heart.
04:50I've tried.
04:51Well, then try harder.
04:53And don't give up, because Aaron will give up on you.
04:56So get round there, beat his door down, and tell him that you meant every word you said yesterday
05:00before it's too late.
05:09Anya, I've been cleaning.
05:13Oh, you shouldn't be doing that.
05:15I can work.
05:16No, no, no, no, no.
05:17No, you don't work.
05:19Unless you want us to get arrested.
05:21Caleb.
05:21Arrested.
05:22It's okay.
05:23No one's getting arrested.
05:24It's just that you don't need to clean.
05:26You need to rest.
05:30Put these on.
05:31I've put your clothes in the wash.
05:42Is that your daughter?
05:45Yes.
05:46What's her name?
05:48Aina.
05:50That's lovely.
05:52These are my children.
05:54This is Nikki, and this is Steph.
05:59Those are some of her clothes.
06:01So who's looking after Raina now?
06:04My mother.
06:05He must have been really scared to have had to leave her like that.
06:08I will have this hour.
06:17One night, you said.
06:18That's now turning to two.
06:20Yeah, Ned.
06:20Look, listen.
06:22If Immigration find her living here, cleaning our house,
06:25they're going to think that I've brought her over as some kind of housemaid.
06:28She is not going anywhere until I know that she is okay and she has somewhere to live.
06:32What?
06:33So we're finding her somewhere to live now as well?
06:35We can't just throw her out on the street.
06:36She's not our responsibility, Ruby.
06:40But this needs sorting out fast.
06:51Thanks for letting me up.
06:52You've got ten seconds to say whatever it is you want to say,
06:54and then I'm going to throw you out.
06:55I just want to explain.
06:57I think you pretty much covered everything yesterday.
06:58Please, Aaron.
07:01Let me just be honest with you.
07:03No more lies.
07:07Is that everything?
07:08For now.
07:10Are you sure you're alright with this?
07:12Yeah, well, it's better you two than some randomers found by Kim.
07:15Well, it might just be what you need.
07:17And if you're ever feeling low, you know, you can put one of Ross's little mix CDs on.
07:20He won't have a bad word said against Perry.
07:23Yeah.
07:24Where is Ross, by the way?
07:25Oh, well, he left two boxes and then got one sweaty, so he went for a shower.
07:30How's it going, boys?
07:32Sorry, sorry.
07:33Is that Gabby's dressing gown?
07:34Yeah.
07:35It was on the back of the door.
07:36I can't find mine.
07:37Yeah, well, you can't wear that because she'll go mad.
07:39Only if you tell her.
07:40Yeah, but I need to give it back to her.
07:42Anyway, I've sorted the bathroom.
07:43You both get a shelf each.
07:44I get two, naturally, because it takes a laurel or a lacquer to look this good.
07:49Have you stocked up on tinnies?
07:51Yeah, actually, we need to talk about the shopping.
07:53There's only one left.
07:54Yeah, and it's mine.
07:57You snooze, you lose, Vinestrone.
08:01You know, I wasn't sure how I was going to feel about coming back to this place, but I have a feeling that this is going to be great.
08:07There were blokes in there who were animals.
08:18Lifers with nothing to lose.
08:22And I was an easy target.
08:25Why do you think that?
08:25I don't know what prison's like.
08:27So, when I got paired with Kev, I thought it was only a matter of time before he'd laid in to me, like all the others.
08:33But, he didn't.
08:37He didn't seem bothered by the fact that I used to be married to a bloke.
08:44And then one time, I got beaten up by some meathead.
08:50Kev put him in hospital for six weeks.
08:53No one came near me after that.
08:56Round of applause for Kev.
09:00And after that, we were inseparable.
09:01And then one day, I walked into my cell and I found him bleeding out.
09:10He'd been stabbed as payback for what he'd done to protect me.
09:13I thought he was dying.
09:21At the time, I...
09:22I didn't think either of us were getting out.
09:26I certainly didn't think I'd be seeing you again.
09:31So when he asked me if...
09:32If he survived, if I'd marry him, I...
09:35I said, yeah.
09:37And was that before or after he told you what he had in his bank?
09:45Because let's face it, that's the only thing in life you love more than yourself.
09:48I told you.
09:49I love him.
09:50But I'm not in love with him.
09:51I love you.
09:54And I know you love me too.
09:58Not anymore.
09:59You can deny it all you want.
10:01Do you know how hard it was to get with you after John?
10:05Do you know how hard it was to trust anyone?
10:07I know.
10:07I know what you went through.
10:08I know it was horrible.
10:09Well, it wasn't bad enough for you to do.
10:11The only thing that I asked you to do was to tell Kev the truth.
10:14You know I can't do that now.
10:17Not after yesterday.
10:22Then I can't do this.
10:26I just need more time.
10:27No, Robert.
10:28You're a liar.
10:29Just like John was.
10:30And do you know what?
10:33I honestly, I don't want to see you ever again.
10:35Aaron, please.
10:38Just get out.
10:42Right, I'm off now.
10:43Oh, before you do.
10:45Have you had any thoughts about when we should do this rally driving thing?
10:48I don't mind.
10:50It's up to you.
10:50It's just that I've got a free morning tomorrow.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Yeah, you should be able to do that.
10:55Caleb will let me take the time off.
10:56How hard can it be?
10:59What?
11:00How hard can it be?
11:03Do you know what?
11:03Top gear?
11:05What's that?
11:06Power!
11:07No?
11:10I'll get this boxed in.
11:11All right.
11:11See you later.
11:12Dylan?
11:12What are you doing here, Ray?
11:24Need a favour?
11:25Nothing major.
11:26It shouldn't be a problem.
11:27Um, next week's depot runs?
11:31Yeah, well, I ain't got access to any of that stuff, all right?
11:33Well, I'm kind of relying on you, kid.
11:36Well, I don't know how to get it.
11:37Well, if I'm a sourceful lad like you, you'll find a way.
11:41Let me know, yeah?
11:41Yeah.
11:42Yeah.
11:42What are you doing?
12:03Um, Caleb wanted me to come see him, actually, yeah.
12:08About what?
12:09Uh, your redundancy.
12:12Yeah, very funny.
12:13Out.
12:14What's this?
12:16There's a meeting.
12:17Uh, I was about to look for, um, tomorrow's rota.
12:20Yeah.
12:20And I told him he shouldn't be in here.
12:22I wondered if I could change my shift for tomorrow, kid.
12:24Ha!
12:24No chance.
12:26The rota's already done.
12:27Come on.
12:28It's all right.
12:29I'll deal with a boy, wonder.
12:30Can you saw the security cameras contract like I've asked you to?
12:35You crack on.
12:39So why do you want to switch?
12:41Um, Paddy got me this driving experience.
12:43Think he wants to do it tomorrow, but that's all right.
12:45Oh, driving experience, eh?
12:46Get you.
12:47You can try and change it if you want to another day, but...
12:50That's all right.
12:51Let's have a look at this unchangeable rota.
12:54I'm getting burned.
12:58To be honest, your ex was in here yesterday doing exactly the same thing.
13:04Oh, I'm fascinating.
13:04Can I have another one?
13:06Talk about you guys, but I'm absolutely knackered.
13:08I'm all right.
13:10Yeah, because you spent more time doing your hair than actually unpacking any boxes.
13:13Looks good, though, eh, Vin?
13:14Worth the effort.
13:15Yeah, no, I'll just be a sec.
13:21Hi.
13:22You all right?
13:23Yeah, you.
13:25Get in there.
13:26You, um, you left your dressing gown.
13:29Not gonna lie, I look like a little snack in that.
13:32You what?
13:33Oh, um, Ross and Lewis moved in today.
13:37And you let him wear my dressing gown?
13:39Only for, like, ten minutes.
13:40It was posh, I would.
13:41What, and you think I'm gonna wear that now?
13:43What, so he's going begging?
13:44Comfiest thing I've had on in ages, that.
13:47Nice one.
13:51So how come they've moved in?
13:53Kim's idea.
13:53No one told me.
13:57And, er, how are things up there?
14:00Same old, same old.
14:01And Thomas?
14:03Yeah, he's settling in fine.
14:05Good.
14:05Well, I'm glad you're both all right.
14:07Yeah.
14:08You too.
14:08See you later.
14:09Well, there's your...
14:16Welcome to the Toxic Marriage Club, Vinny.
14:21You're gonna love it, mate.
14:25Oh, good man.
14:27I knew you'd come through.
14:29Yeah.
14:31Take this.
14:32Or you're trouble.
14:34Ta.
14:35Erm, and it's not gonna be so easy after this week.
14:38Caleb's installing a new, like, security system thing.
14:40Mm.
14:41That's good to know.
14:42There's a hole run, early doors tomorrow.
14:45I'll give my contact a call, let him know you're coming.
14:50I can't do tomorrow, I've booked it off.
14:54Then unbook it.
14:55I can't.
14:56I'm doing some driving experience with Paddy, all right?
14:57Um, I thought we had an understanding.
15:08The more pick-ups you do, the quicker your debt comes down.
15:12I'll do the next one, all right, I promise.
15:14But you won't know, will you?
15:16Because you'll be too busy doing your, uh, what was it called?
15:21Driving experience.
15:23What even is that?
15:25Rally driving.
15:26Oh, I am doing my best to help you, D-Man,
15:33but you have to put the effort in too.
15:37That's only fair, isn't it?
15:41All right, well, I'll see what I can do, yeah?
15:44Yeah.
15:47Driving experience.
15:48Sorry.
16:00Oh, no.
16:01No, it's all right, Dad.
16:03I don't mind you cleaning if you want.
16:05I just meant, um, it looked bad when I said that before.
16:10Is Ruby in?
16:10She want to buy food?
16:14Right.
16:16I don't want to cause trouble.
16:18Oh, no.
16:19No, I know that.
16:21Me and Ruby, we...
16:22We want to help you.
16:24So, um...
16:26There.
16:28What's this?
16:29It's £2,000 there.
16:31I can't take it.
16:35It should get you to London, you know?
16:37Tide you over till you figure out what you're going to do next.
16:41There's a train out of here first thing tomorrow morning.
16:45I think that we both know that's for the best, don't we?
16:51Okay.
17:03You need to break free from the change, Vinny.
17:05Yeah, well, as long as we stay friends.
17:07What?
17:08What?
17:09It's not even an option.
17:10She's your ex, mate.
17:14Pardon, please.
17:15Oh, coming up.
17:16If you want any for all time's sake tips,
17:18then come see the master.
17:19She'll be meowing by the end of it.
17:21You know, I just heard what he said.
17:22He doesn't want to get back with Gabby.
17:24All right, mate.
17:25I think you've had one too many sniffs to bar me at the table.
17:29Right, I'll see you boys at home.
17:32Yeah.
17:33I think Vinny's capable of making his own mind up.
17:35And what's it to you?
17:39Same again over here, Mazza.
17:40Uh-uh.
17:41I think you've had your last.
17:43Oh, my God.
17:44What a vibe killer.
17:45Yeah, we're fine, thanks.
17:49Come on, Vinny.
17:50Just leave that.
17:51Me and you, we'll go out into town.
17:53I need to go back to work.
17:54What?
17:55What do you mean?
17:55We own the company, mate.
17:57We can do whatever we want to do.
17:58Yeah, I'll give it a miss.
18:00Well, come on.
18:01I just want to show you a few of my old little places
18:04that I used to go to.
18:06It's full of hot sexy men.
18:07Aaron, honestly, it's fine.
18:08What's wrong with you?
18:09He doesn't want to go to stop putting pressure on him.
18:11What's he got to do with you, you little muppet?
18:13Right, I'm going home.
18:14You're not going anywhere.
18:15I need a drinking pan.
18:16Get it off me, Aaron.
18:18He said no.
18:19Let's go, Vinny.
18:25What did you say?
18:27You want to take it out on someone, take it out on me.
18:30You just be careful what you wish for.
18:32When were you going to tell me that you're renting out the house to Lewis and Ross?
18:45I'm sorry?
18:46I've just found out in the pub that you've made Vinny take on two lodgers
18:49and one of whom has been wearing my robe.
18:51Well, you said yesterday you didn't want him to be on his own.
18:54Yeah, but I don't want him out just laughing, drinking and happy.
18:57Is that what this is about?
18:59Come on.
19:01Sit yourself down.
19:01What you're feeling is perfectly normal.
19:09I thought I was doing okay.
19:11You're doing brilliantly.
19:13Look, you and Vinny will learn to be civil.
19:16Like me and Billy.
19:18You think?
19:20I know.
19:21You'll get there.
19:23You'll just take time.
19:30Here you go.
19:31Where's mine?
19:33I'm not being funny, but can you take that thing off?
19:35I like the way it feels.
19:37Yeah, but, you know, it might be a bit triggering.
19:39Yeah, you're right.
19:40I'm sorry, mate.
19:44Are you okay?
19:46He was just drunk.
19:48It's going to be a bit awkward at work tomorrow, that, isn't it?
19:51Why do I poison everyone I've come in contact with?
19:53Don't be daft.
19:55Don't be daft.
19:56Gabby, Thomas, Aaron.
19:58Aaron poisoned himself with a barrel of whiskey.
20:01What's wrong with me?
20:03Nothing.
20:05You are what you are and that is it.
20:07As Gloria Gaynor said.
20:08Sorry, but can you just bat out of this?
20:12Vinny, just be true to you.
20:14That's the most important thing.
20:16All you've been is honest to Gabby, to Aaron, to everyone.
20:20There's no need to be embarrassed about that.
20:22Preach!
20:23Just go home, will you?
20:32Don't tell me what to do.
20:35Yeah, Vinny's got enough on his plate without you bailing in as well.
20:37What's going on?
20:38Oh, here we go.
20:39Don't you start.
20:40Oh, are you drunk?
20:41I don't have a go at her, either.
20:42I'm showing the size of you, anyway.
20:43Oh, here we go.
20:44Woe is me.
20:45I thought you were meant to be fixing things.
20:47Yeah, there'll be the tears next.
20:48Well, at least I've got emotions.
20:49Do you have any idea how difficult it's been trying to protect everyone else from getting...
20:53I've got Vic, I've got Kev, I've got you.
20:55I'm looking out for everyone except for myself.
20:57Oh, poor little Robert.
20:57Just stop arguing!
20:59Why don't you just go back to your weird little marriage?
21:02Because I'm sure Kev will be there, won't we?
21:03Waiting for you with open arms and a big fat paycheck.
21:07What?
21:08You and Kev are married?
21:09You are that weak and pathetic that you had to marry the resident psycho just so that you had a little bit of protection.
21:16Yeah, well, at least I didn't sit back and just let it happen.
21:20You what?
21:21G.I. John.
21:22Oh, sorry, I forgot.
21:23You didn't know.
21:24No, stop!
21:25Hey!
21:25Don't you ever say anything like that to me again, do you understand me?
21:29I'm only saying what everyone else is thinking.
21:31Aaron, please!
21:32Do you know what?
21:33I never, ever thought I could hate anybody as much as I hate you right now.
21:39So from now on, you stay out of my life for good.
21:42Do you understand?
21:43It's fine.
21:52Yeah, absolutely.
21:52Mm-hmm.
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