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00:01Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program with Jersey Jerry, Dan, Big Cat, Caps, and the
00:17source, Stu Biner.
00:28Barstool Sports Advisors, we are back, it is week 7 in the NFL, here with Ashley, Hannah, Jerry, and your
00:39source, Stu Biner.
00:44He's like a fucking seal, what are we doing?
00:46I have energy.
00:48I love that, Spongebob times.
00:50Spongebob, shout out Spongebob.
00:51Shout out Spongebob.
00:52Stu, incredible week, 4-1.
00:55Jerry, how'd you do last week?
00:56Average, average.
00:57Average week, but we're letting Jerry pick the games again, because I think as a show we've been winning since
01:02you've been picking the games.
01:03I had a nice week.
01:06Hit the mortal.
01:07Hit the mortal, finally.
01:08Very sharp.
01:09The last Sunday night game was a disaster.
01:12The Dallas Cowboys can't figure out how to throw against the Blitz.
01:15Fucking drove me insane.
01:16But overall, winning week for the show, so we stick with yours.
01:21Before we get into the games, Stuart.
01:24Yes, sir.
01:26Um, recap on, this is Stu Biner.
01:29First of all, starting my fifth week on Manjaro.
01:34Okay.
01:34Lost 10 and a half pounds.
01:36Nice.
01:36Looked much better.
01:37Oh, you look incredible.
01:38Good good.
01:38I look much better.
01:39You look incredible.
01:40I wore the baby blue to match my baby blue eyes, bedroom eyes, and, um.
01:45Bedroom eyes?
01:45My mom uses a fancy.
01:46I have bedroom eyes.
01:47When people look into my eyes, when I used to flirt with people, uh, women got wet, and I put
01:52them into the bedroom.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Right.
01:55All we did was talk, because I don't cheat, but.
01:58Why'd your mom say that about you?
01:59My mom said that when I was, like, six years old.
02:01Your bedroom?
02:01Was your mom trying to fuck you?
02:02I don't know.
02:03We gotta see this.
02:04I need to look a bedroom eyes.
02:05Text her and say, why?
02:07Give her a call.
02:07Yeah, let me text her.
02:08Give her a call and ask what the bedroom eyes is.
02:10Can we cut?
02:10If anything, can we cut?
02:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:12Okay.
02:12Because this can get out of here.
02:13The bedroom eyes is.
02:14Hold on, let me call you.
02:15That's a little.
02:16Wait, wait, wait.
02:18His mother said that to him?
02:20Yeah.
02:21Oh, my son, my son, my son.
02:23How are you?
02:24Mom, I'm good.
02:24Hey, quick question.
02:25Hi, Mom!
02:27You only call me for questions, George.
02:30Okay, real quick, real quick.
02:31Listen, why did you always used to say I had bedroom eyes?
02:35Oh, my God, because your eyes were so big and beautiful.
02:38Okay, great.
02:39Thank you, Mom.
02:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:41Bedroom eyes, you had bedroom eyes.
02:43But isn't that, this is Big Cat here.
02:45How are you doing, Ms. Jersey Jerry?
02:47Oh, hi, Big Cat.
02:47How are you, babe?
02:48Good, good, good.
02:50How are you?
02:50Am I on the air?
02:51Am I on the air?
02:52I'm calling to ask how you're doing, first of all.
02:54I'm not asking for, you know, a question or something.
02:57I'm just saying, how are you doing?
02:58Are you good?
02:58Thank you, Big Cat.
02:59I'm doing fine, Big Cat.
03:00Thank you for asking.
03:01Okay, great.
03:02So, follow-up question about the bedroom eyes situation.
03:04That seems like it's a sexual thing, and you said it to your son.
03:09No, no, no, no.
03:11I was just going to say, Jordan, when you meet, when you get a girl later in life,
03:15they're going to say you have bedroom eyes because you've got really big, big eyes.
03:18Yeah, that's true.
03:19He does have good eyes.
03:20All right, here, I'm passing it to Stu.
03:22No, no, no, Ma, thank you.
03:23He's got a question.
03:23Wait, hold it.
03:25Hi, Mrs. Jersey Jerry, you're so a Stu Finer.
03:28How are you?
03:29I'm fine.
03:30How are you, Stu?
03:31Very good.
03:31I was looking forward to you coming to the house to swim this year, but that never happened,
03:34so maybe next year.
03:36Maybe next year, definitely.
03:37So you said Mommy's coming this summer, too, right?
03:41Yes, 100%.
03:41Mom's coming up.
03:42Right.
03:43100%.
03:43Good.
03:44How are those fake tits doing?
03:46Good, good.
03:46Really good, Stu.
03:47I can't wait to see them.
03:48Yeah.
03:48Good.
03:48How are the new gigs where you're living?
03:51It's okay.
03:51I'm getting used to it.
03:52I'm getting used to it.
03:53Okay.
03:54I love you.
03:54God bless you.
03:55I love your son, and you're a beautiful, loving individual.
03:58Thank you very much.
03:59Have a great day.
04:00May God be with you.
04:02Bye, guys.
04:04See, that's good.
04:05That was good.
04:06Better my eyes.
04:06Yeah.
04:07So, not a sexual thing.
04:09No.
04:09She was saying more in the future.
04:11Got it.
04:11Yeah, in the future.
04:12I know she used to say that to me.
04:15No.
04:15Let me see your awesome.
04:17I think the crack.
04:18Yeah.
04:18No, I'm being honest with you.
04:20They're hazel.
04:20They're not the same.
04:21That's fair.
04:22That's fair.
04:22They're hazel.
04:22They're not what Stu has.
04:23That's fair.
04:24And they do, like, hazel greenish.
04:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:26They do nothing.
04:27Stu, Stu, it's a portal to the bedroom when you look in Stu's eyes.
04:30Correct, I have baby blue eyes.
04:32Yeah, bedroom.
04:33And I used to have long blonde hair locks.
04:35Oh, my God.
04:35I look like fucking Hercules.
04:37Good God.
04:37I look like fucking Brad Pitt.
04:38Hercules, Hercules, Hercules.
04:39You know, that's what I look like.
04:40So, anyway, so, anyway, overall, it was my best NFL week of the year.
04:48Good job.
04:48Ten and three rolling into today.
04:51Okay.
04:52Four and one on the show, two and one on the Barstool special.
04:55And I feel very positive that this is going to be the run we're looking for.
04:59We're looking for the source to carry us.
05:02I got to get hot on these mortals, and I made the wrong decision, right?
05:05Yeah.
05:05I was like, should I use the Chargers or the Raiders as my mortal?
05:10Went to the Chargers.
05:10Otherwise, I had a 5-0 perfect sweep.
05:12Yeah.
05:13We got to be done with the Chargers on this show.
05:15It's over.
05:16The Chargers are done.
05:17It's unbelievable.
05:17They're horrible.
05:18They're so bad.
05:19They're so bad.
05:20I've never seen so many good teams this year be so bad.
05:24Yeah.
05:24Well, they're not good.
05:25Coaching decisions, too.
05:27Yeah.
05:27And you watch the tape.
05:29Watch the tape.
05:30Yeah.
05:30Watch the tape.
05:31Watch the tape.
05:32He's Stewie Ball Watcher.
05:33Shout out, watch the tape.
05:34All right.
05:34And what else?
05:36Everything else is positive.
05:37My son, John Allen, is gutting the guest cottage.
05:39So he's moving in in about six weeks.
05:42So exciting with him and his girl.
05:43He's gutting it?
05:44Yeah.
05:45He's gutting it and then renovating the guest cottage.
05:47And maybe they will have a child in there?
05:50A hundred percent going to have a child in there.
05:52Yeah.
05:52Nice.
05:52No two ways about it.
05:53Several children.
05:54Nice.
05:54Because, you know, then they're going to run to the house and we're going to hug it out
05:57and we'll be grandparents.
05:58Yeah, yeah.
05:59And just watch them.
06:00I love that.
06:00You know, it's what I look forward to in life.
06:02Yeah.
06:02Very good.
06:03I love that.
06:03Very positive.
06:04Did you speak to the wife?
06:06Do we have a date firm?
06:08We'll get one, though.
06:09We'll get one.
06:09But we're going again.
06:09Yeah, we'll get one.
06:10We'll get one.
06:10Okay, very good.
06:11And just a follow-up, breakfast.
06:14Yeah, I owe you both breakfast.
06:16Yes.
06:16We'll do it when college football ends and I don't have to do pick'em on Wednesday morning.
06:21Done.
06:22Because right now I have to do pick'em and then I come into this.
06:24Perfect.
06:25So we'll figure it out.
06:26We'll do some probably time in December.
06:29We could do like an 8 a.m. to 10.30 right roll into advisors.
06:33Very good.
06:34And then one other thing.
06:35I saw Matt yesterday, the producer, Wake Up Barstool.
06:37Yeah.
06:37I didn't see him.
06:38He came from my back over, tapped me on the shoulder, said, hi, Stu.
06:42So no bad blood there.
06:43Okay.
06:43So there is an opportunity in the future.
06:45My suspension could be lifted.
06:47Oh, wow.
06:48So excited.
06:50We're out of jail.
06:50All right.
06:51Real quick.
06:51Can I stay done before we have the game?
06:52Yeah, yeah, please, please, please, please, please, please.
06:54And this is gut level here.
06:55Yeah, yeah, gut level.
06:55I was with somebody who was higher up at Barstool.
06:59Should, all honesty, should we be looking elsewhere, you think?
07:04For what?
07:05Work.
07:06What do you mean?
07:08Like a different job.
07:09For what?
07:10Why?
07:10Who?
07:11What are you talking about?
07:11The company.
07:12Yeah, why?
07:13Should the employees start to...
07:15Why?
07:15You're going to have to give me more than this.
07:16Me specifically.
07:17Why?
07:19I've heard things might be going in a different direction.
07:22From who?
07:24Higher up.
07:25Who's higher up?
07:26This is...
07:27There is no higher than him.
07:29Hank?
07:30What'd he say?
07:32I mean, he kind of like...
07:33When we were golfing, he kind of like...
07:34But I don't know if he was fucking with me, but he pretty much said, like, he doesn't know
07:38how much time is left.
07:39Oh.
07:40What does that mean?
07:40On who?
07:41I think it was me.
07:43Wait, you're leaving or I'm leaving?
07:44I think you might be Danny Scottsdale.
07:49No, Hank wants me...
07:50Hank doesn't want to work anymore.
07:52Hank wants me to retire so that he can retire.
07:55Ah, got it.
07:56But I'm not retiring.
07:57All right, good.
07:57So we're good.
07:58I don't want to retire.
07:59I ain't going anywhere.
08:00I would like to earn a lot more money.
08:02So whatever's available, I'm willing to work very hard.
08:05No, no.
08:06No, no, I am.
08:07Yeah, but we get to this part of the...
08:08And I loved Hank to death.
08:10He's like a brother.
08:10But we get to this part of football season, and Hank will just get in my ear and be like,
08:13you work too hard.
08:14Maybe we should...
08:15Can I say something to you?
08:18Your plan B is immediately to come to stewfinder.com, and then we immediately move to Florida
08:23and work for Bob Dubbs Sports.
08:24What are we talking about here?
08:25I mean, that's the plan.
08:27It's a lock.
08:28Bob's waiting for that to happen.
08:30You're going to Scottsdale.
08:30He's waiting.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Every week he calls me.
08:33How's Boris doing?
08:34Jerry's coming with me.
08:34How's Boris doing?
08:35Jerry's coming.
08:36Oh, well then, no, no, you're still staying here.
08:38Yeah, I just said I was.
08:39Right, okay.
08:40But if you let, let's say, J.J. go...
08:43I'm not letting J.J. go.
08:44I'm taking him.
08:45I'm not letting J.J. go.
08:46You also have nowhere to take him to.
08:48What do you mean?
08:48That's the foodfinder.com.
08:50You have nothing.
08:51You have nothing.
08:51You have this.
08:53Oh.
08:54No, I'm not saying it that way.
08:55Oh, no.
08:56Time off.
08:56Take a seat.
08:57Take everybody.
08:57Take a seat.
08:58Take a seat.
08:58Take a seat.
08:59Take a seat.
09:00Stop.
09:01Take a seat.
09:01Dude, stop.
09:02I'm your biggest fan.
09:03You know that.
09:04I fucking love you to death.
09:05You don't...
09:06Stu, you don't...
09:08Be honest with me.
09:10Can we share gut level right now?
09:11Can we share gut level?
09:13Yes.
09:14Do you...
09:14You are taking on employees at stewfinder.com?
09:18Only if we fire him.
09:20Do you know how much he makes?
09:23I know.
09:24It's $700,000.
09:24You can't afford that.
09:26Sure I can.
09:26Because I'd start...
09:27I'd start...
09:28I'd run J.J.com.
09:30Okay, all right.
09:31All right.
09:31Hey, I'm sorry then.
09:32All right.
09:32I'd run a lot of different things.
09:34Okay, okay.
09:35We've got a Bob does sports.
09:36He just got $20 million from something we're not allowed to say.
09:39Trust me.
09:40We've got a lot of people in your pockets.
09:41Well, yeah.
09:42Bob has a really good setup there.
09:44Yes.
09:44It looks a lot like this place.
09:46It's similar.
09:46It looks very similar.
09:47Yes.
09:48And I love Bob.
09:49I love all those guys.
09:50He robbed everything from you, but that's okay.
09:52That's okay.
09:52You know why?
09:53Listen.
09:53You know why?
09:54Everything he does is his inflections on me.
09:56Do you know why?
09:57He's like me with a lisp and very boring.
10:00Shut up, Bob.
10:01I love you.
10:01You know why it's okay?
10:03What?
10:03Because he says it when I talk to him.
10:05And I talk to him every now and then.
10:06He's just like, yeah, of course.
10:07Right.
10:07You and Dave are the inspiration.
10:09Look, it's just like Taylor and the fucking Will.
10:11They robbed everything you got.
10:12They don't admit that.
10:14Bob does.
10:14Listen.
10:14When I fell out there.
10:16Bob does.
10:16Bob does.
10:17Bob does.
10:17Bob does.
10:17Literally.
10:18Bob does.
10:18Behind closed doors, they admit it.
10:21Yeah, maybe.
10:22Because I was there.
10:23I was on the bus.
10:24Okay.
10:24Behind closed doors, off camera, they said, I know that Big Cat thinks we stole everything
10:30from them.
10:31And we did.
10:32That's what they said.
10:33And we did.
10:34So, Stu, you can, I was, I was not saying that you, this is all you, I'm saying, you
10:39saying, I'll hire Jerry at StuFinder.com, but then your first move is to then go to Bob
10:44does sports or busing or something.
10:47Like you.
10:47No, no.
10:47Did I say I'm going to busing?
10:49No, no.
10:49Sorry.
10:49Okay.
10:50So, stop.
10:50Yeah.
10:51You're right.
10:51I go to Pat McAfee.
10:52Yeah, that's right.
10:52I go straight to Pat.
10:54When do I need to go to them?
10:56They're like wannabes of Pat McAfee.
10:58I go straight to Pat.
11:00He and Pat are like this, by the way.
11:02We're like this.
11:03Nothing is changing.
11:05You're fine.
11:05Good, good, good.
11:06He's fucking with you.
11:07Do you think there might have been a chance that you guys were playing head-to-head in
11:10a grudge match, call-out, and Hank was using some tactics to possibly get in your head?
11:15Possibly.
11:16Oh, okay.
11:16I think that might be, that might be what is occurring.
11:20Fair.
11:21Remember when we played golf the other day and I was just like, you're showing emotion like
11:25you used the 2025 football season?
11:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:28And then you missed the button.
11:28And then I missed the button and I was on fire.
11:31So that was, all right.
11:32That's fair.
11:32That's fair.
11:33Can I ask you one other thing?
11:34Yeah.
11:34Please don't make me feel less than the rest of the show.
11:37I didn't mean to make you feel less than.
11:38Don't make me feel insecure.
11:39I apologize.
11:40I was not trying to make you feel less than.
11:42I just didn't understand.
11:43Just remember, the reason you have a job is because of me.
11:47Yes, that's facts.
11:47No, no, no.
11:48That's facts.
11:48That's facts.
11:49Because I broke my ass from 1981 to 1990 against the grain.
11:53He basically made gambling.
11:54Against advertisers would not take sports gambling.
11:56I was looked at as a pariah.
11:58That's facts.
11:59Dave, his uncle, his father watched me.
12:02I owe everything to you.
12:03You know that.
12:04I owe everything to you.
12:06I gave you the opportunity.
12:07You made the best of the opportunity.
12:09I owe everything to you.
12:10Just like Dave owes me everything.
12:11Yeah.
12:11But I gave him an opportunity.
12:13Yes.
12:14You opened the world.
12:15I put the sprinkle in his head.
12:17Yeah.
12:17Instead of him being a social studies teacher or running a hedge fund, he does this because
12:22of me.
12:23You created a universe.
12:24We just stepped into it.
12:25Exactly.
12:25Yes.
12:26And you did it bigger and better.
12:27I didn't mean to make you feel less than.
12:29I do feel less than.
12:29I'm very insecure right now.
12:31I was just curious about the stewfighter.com setup of hiring a guy like JJ.
12:36He's one of the greatest salesmen ever.
12:38No, he's not.
12:39That's not true.
12:40That's just not true.
12:42Let me tell you something.
12:42That's just not true.
12:43In the 80s, he'd be making $20,000 a week.
12:46Okay, but it's not the 80s.
12:47He's not.
12:48I create the 80s.
12:50I am the 80s.
12:51What do you mean?
12:52I sign a customer up.
12:53I'd be like, listen, we get $1.25 million.
12:57I need a 20% deposit.
12:59I'm going to send you over to Jersey Jerry.
13:01He'll send the particulars.
13:02And then Jersey Jerry's phone will ring.
13:04And Jerry will be like, hey, listen, I got no time for you right now.
13:07Click.
13:07And that's how we work.
13:08Then we wait for that guy to wait for you.
13:11I call him back and say, Jerry has a little slot right now open.
13:15Get in right now.
13:16And you hit him for $300,000.
13:17Yeah, got it.
13:18We have a $1.2 million balance.
13:20And we just bet.
13:22Just bet.
13:22Bet his whole bankroll.
13:23Love that.
13:24Just bet.
13:25Bet his whole bankroll.
13:25Just bet.
13:26This is only for $100,000 bettors.
13:28So it's not for anybody that's watching the show.
13:29Shout out Scotty Schaeffler.
13:31All right, let's get into the games.
13:33Let's get into the games.
13:34I apologize again, Stu.
13:35I love you to death.
13:36I'm very shaky right now.
13:37There is no bigger Stu Feiner supporter than me.
13:40I know.
13:41Of course.
13:41I love you.
13:41I would die for you.
13:42That's a fact.
13:42I would die for you.
13:43And I would die for Dave Pona right now.
13:45I would die for you.
13:45I'm just hoping he dies before I have to die for you.
13:47Yeah, right, right.
13:48How's he feeling, by the way?
13:49I think he's fine.
13:50Fuck.
13:51Okay.
13:52Fuck.
13:52Here we go.
13:54Steelers at Saints.
13:55The Saints are plus three and a half.
13:56Over on their score is four and a half.
13:58Let's start what?
14:00Oh, it's in France?
14:02Yeah.
14:03Where the riots are right now.
14:04It's in the riots.
14:06Oui, oui.
14:07Oui, oui.
14:07Bonjour.
14:08Bonjour.
14:09Bonjour.
14:09Bonjour.
14:10Bonjour.
14:103, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
14:13Uh-huh.
14:13Uh-huh.
14:14Uh-huh.
14:23Oui, oui.
14:24Weather in France is 60 degrees and sunny.
14:28Okay.
14:30Uh-huh.
14:31That's like German, right?
14:33I don't fucking know.
14:34All I know about the French is they smoke cigarettes,
14:37eat baguettes, and they are cool with pedophilia.
14:39And they're burning their country to the ground right now.
14:41Yes.
14:41Yeah.
14:42Holy moly.
14:43Uh-huh.
14:43Oui, oui.
14:44Whoa.
14:45Stats.
14:46Stats.
14:46Stats.
14:47Stats.
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15:28The Saints are 1 in 22 and 4 straight up.
15:33No.
15:364 in 23 against the spread in the first quarter for the last 27 games.
15:41They stink in the first quarter.
15:43And I am going to take the over.
15:46I'm not even going to think about it,
15:47because I think Roger Goodell realizes these European games suck,
15:51so they have to have lots of points.
15:54I like the over in this game.
15:55I do.
15:56Jerry, why are you talking like an American?
15:58You fat American.
16:01You fat swine.
16:02Listen, listen.
16:03We got one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL this game.
16:07I mean, number two in the league in touchdowns.
16:10Aaron Rodgers, he's really got this offense rolling.
16:13Shout out Big Mike with a sprained ankle.
16:15He's going to be back this week.
16:17He's ready to go.
16:18Listen, this is all Steelers.
16:20I mean, this is all Steelers this game.
16:22And I'm very surprised with Schuch this year.
16:25I mean, Schuch has been a shell of himself.
16:28This is Steelers, 4-2, looking to go 5-2 this game.
16:33I like the Steelers, man.
16:34What can I say?
16:34The defense is a little bit of a problem,
16:36but the Saints don't scare me.
16:38I'm taking the Steelers.
16:39Offense should be rolling this week.
16:41Okay.
16:42Stuart.
16:45Pepe Le Pew.
16:47Je ne suis pas de paul.
16:50Thomas Jefferson was banging women in France forever.
16:56Yes.
16:57I think Thomas Jefferson was the first American.
17:00He was.
17:01To eat vagina.
17:02You're right.
17:02He was the first pussy eater in America.
17:04Yep.
17:05That's a fact.
17:06Yes.
17:07A quick note about French.
17:09I took it in seventh grade,
17:11and I got caught cheating
17:12because the answers were on my hand,
17:14and I don't know how,
17:15but the teacher called me to the front of the class,
17:18and grabbed my wrist and said,
17:22you're suspended.
17:23Oh.
17:24So it's the second time I got,
17:25it was the first time I got suspended,
17:27second time I got bars to play.
17:28Mm-hmm.
17:28So, um, it's all Steelers here.
17:31If this game's played,
17:32we don't know if this game's being played right now.
17:34No, it's going to be played.
17:35We don't know.
17:36No, it's going to be played.
17:37It could still be rioting.
17:38There's fires everywhere.
17:40They're burning everything down.
17:41They'll fucking kill someone
17:42to make an NFL game happen.
17:44Ten-year anniversary, 1998.
17:46Me and Sandy went to France.
17:48Oh, wow.
17:49Wait.
17:51Oh.
17:52For your ten-year anniversary in 1998.
17:55Correct.
17:55I was like, 1998 was 18 years ago.
17:58Correct.
17:58It was one of the greatest times of our lives.
18:01Really?
18:01First of all, had money, real money then,
18:05and a 2009 hotel, the best in France,
18:10and lunch and dinner were incredible cheese boards
18:15that they roll up to you.
18:17Yeah.
18:17And desserts that they roll up to you.
18:20He's right.
18:21I mean, incredible.
18:22I went to France, and it was just like,
18:23the bread and the cheese.
18:25Oh, it's incredible.
18:26Unbelievable.
18:27Incredible.
18:27But the people were scum.
18:28Oh, they suck.
18:29They were low-lifes.
18:30You're low-lifes.
18:31Yeah, you're pieces of shit.
18:32Do you know we can bomb you any time we want?
18:35I don't know about that.
18:36No, we can.
18:37Yeah, no, no, we can, but I don't think we should.
18:39No, I wouldn't.
18:39We don't have a lot of friends anymore.
18:41I love that.
18:41We don't have a lot of friends in the world.
18:44We don't?
18:44No.
18:45No, it's America.
18:46I feel like there's not a lot of people.
18:47What's the head of it?
18:48Macau?
18:49What's his name?
18:50Oh, Macron.
18:52Macron.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Shout out Macron.
18:54Shout out Macron.
18:54I like the Steelers here.
18:55I just think it's about time that they put away the Saints.
18:58Saints are really not that good.
18:59They're good, they're not good, they're not good, and they're not good.
19:03So we're going to use the Steelers.
19:05Early in the morning, and there's nothing better than hitting that early game,
19:09because then you have 9.30 in the morning until 1 in the morning,
19:13that whole Sunday, winners, winners, winners, winners, winners.
19:16Hit the Sunday parlay last week.
19:18Hit the Sunday night parlay, and I won almost every game in between.
19:21What a Sunday.
19:22God, am I on fire.
19:24God, do I love France overall.
19:26Let's fucking go.
19:27Let's fucking go.
19:28All right.
19:28Next game.
19:30Next game.
19:31We have the Bucs and the Panthers.
19:32Panthers minus 3.5, over under 44.5.
19:36Is Baker back?
19:39I didn't see.
19:40I didn't see.
19:41You picked this game.
19:42You didn't pick nothing.
19:44Well, I like the, I'm on the Bucs this game.
19:47Yeah, you're on the Bucs?
19:48Yeah, I think they're going to win outright.
19:49Ashley.
19:50Yes.
19:51In Carolina, it's going to be 63 degrees and sunny.
19:55Okay.
19:56Hannah.
19:57Under Dave Canales, the Panthers are 4-10 straight up and 5-9 against the spread after a straight
20:02up win.
20:02Wow.
20:03Yeah, that's an easy one.
20:04I'm taking the Bucs plus 3.5.
20:06That's so easy.
20:07Go ahead, Jerry.
20:07Yeah, no, listen.
20:08It's the Bucs here.
20:08They're probably going to win this game outright, obviously.
20:11We're going to take the plus 3.5.
20:12Listen, Jalen Daniels is not, he's not bad.
20:15No, he's not good.
20:15No, he's not good, but he's not bad.
20:17He could win you a game.
20:18You know what I mean?
20:19On the road, listen, Panthers, they're talked about like they're some juggernaut team here
20:23and there week after week.
20:24It changes.
20:25I think they're, what's the word?
20:29Susceptible?
20:29Yeah, yeah, you got it.
20:30Say it again.
20:31Susceptible?
20:34Susceptible.
20:35No, it's not susceptible.
20:36It's not susceptible?
20:37Take the dick out of your mouth and say the word right.
20:39Successible?
20:41Successible.
20:42Accessible?
20:43No, no, it starts with an S.
20:45You know what I'm saying.
20:45I know what you're saying, but I want you to get it.
20:47It's like, what's this?
20:49No, no.
20:50Siphilus?
20:50Success.
20:52Successful?
20:52No, not successful.
20:54Successable.
20:54Acceptable?
20:55Acceptable, I said that.
20:56Is that the word?
20:57No.
20:57Yeah.
20:57No, that's not the word.
20:58That does not exist.
20:59No, there's a word for it.
21:00Can you say the word?
21:01Successful.
21:01Come on, listen.
21:03Successible.
21:04No, it's not successful.
21:05What are you trying to say?
21:06This is bothering me.
21:07I know exactly.
21:08He knows what I'm trying to say.
21:10Successible?
21:11Yes.
21:12Wait, wait, say that again.
21:14Successible?
21:14No, no.
21:15That's close.
21:19Like, they're riding high.
21:20They can get fucking taken out.
21:22You know what I mean?
21:23Like, they're, uh...
21:24No.
21:26I don't know what you're saying.
21:27Successible.
21:28They're susceptible.
21:29Oh, wait, wait.
21:30Ashley, you got it?
21:32Wait, guys.
21:33Now you're tripping me, and I feel like I got a sutter sussuh.
21:36They're susceptible.
21:38Susceptible!
21:39Shut it up!
21:40Let's fucking go!
21:42Oh, my God.
21:43All right, that's the word.
21:44Move.
21:44In a billion years, I would not know that Ashley said it perfectly.
21:49Yeah.
21:49Shut it, Ashley!
21:50It's enough.
21:51You're going in the rough.
21:52It's a tough word.
21:53Literature.
21:54Lady in red!
21:55Way to go.
21:56Stuart.
21:57There you go.
21:58It's an earthquake!
22:00Oh, boy.
22:00It's an earthquake!
22:01Here we go!
22:11Let's go!
22:12That's enough, right?
22:13All right!
22:14Someone's going to get hurt eventually.
22:16I'm looking to get someone hurt.
22:17Yeah, I know.
22:18It might be you.
22:20I don't care if it's me.
22:21I sue.
22:21Yeah, that's true.
22:23You're suefiner.com.
22:24You're going to get that Portnoy out of here.
22:27You're going to get me 50 million Portnoy and step the fuck down!
22:30Call me suefiner.com.
22:31Get down, Dave!
22:33You're an old man, and you don't got it!
22:36Okay, next up.
22:38Bengals, Ravens.
22:39Ravens minus three, over under 51 and a half.
22:42I'm a little curious why you picked this one, Jerry,
22:44because you picked easy games.
22:45Yeah.
22:46I'll start with Hannah, though.
22:49The Bengals have played 16 games on extended prep time
22:52with Joe Burrow at QB.
22:54The first half over is 10-5-1 in those games.
22:5810-5-1, first half over.
22:59Okay, Ashley?
23:00In Baltimore, it's going to be 61 degrees and sunny.
23:04Beautiful.
23:05What do you like about this game?
23:06I like the Bengals in this spot.
23:07Yeah?
23:08I like the Bengals in this spot.
23:09I think I'm going to take the first half over.
23:11It's a great stat.
23:12It's a great stat.
23:13Let me see what the first half over is.
23:15Talk to me about the Bengals.
23:17Listen, the Bengals are a good team.
23:18They're a good team.
23:19Down the stretch this year, you're going to see it's going to be a one-two-three race.
23:22Every week, it's going to flip-flop between the Bengals, Ravens, and Steelers.
23:26I think Bengals take this game on the road.
23:28I don't know about outright, but I'm going to take the three.
23:30I think this is going to be a really, really tight game.
23:32It's Lamar officially black.
23:40The line is minus two-and-a-half Ravens, so it feels like that's a Lamar line.
23:44Yeah, it seems like a Lamar line.
23:45First game back, he'll probably be a little rusty, slow to start.
23:48I'm going to take the Bengals here.
23:49Okay, I'm going to have the first half over 25-and-a-half.
23:52That's kind of a high over.
23:55All right.
23:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:00Game over?
24:01No, game over.
24:02Yeah.
24:02Game over.
24:03I don't want to be dead.
24:04Yeah.
24:0451, over 51.
24:09Stewart?
24:09I think the Bengals are overrated.
24:11I think they came in with a lot of expectations this year, and I just don't see it.
24:16I do not see it for four quarters.
24:18I see glimpses, but I actually don't see it, and I think Gerald Borough is going to
24:24be on his back most of this game.
24:26Oh, wow.
24:26I think the Ravens' D is going to put so much pressure on him.
24:30Damn.
24:30And I love the Ravens in this spot.
24:32Okay.
24:32I think the Ravens are the sharp play, the right play, the winning play.
24:35The winning play.
24:36I think the Ravens are the side.
24:38Okay.
24:38When we come back, we have two more games, and then we'll get to our mortals.
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27:20Boys, afternoon games.
27:22We got the Packers and Lions.
27:24Huge game in the NFC North.
27:26The best division in all of football.
27:28The Lions are minus three.
27:29The over-under is 53 and a half.
27:32I'm going to take the over.
27:34I'm sorry.
27:34I can't.
27:35I can't.
27:36Listen, the Lions' defense.
27:38Horrible.
27:38Horrible.
27:39The Lions' offense is great.
27:41The Packers' offense is just shots, shots, shots.
27:44Everybody.
27:46Shots.
27:46Pimple, right?
27:47Is that Pimple?
27:47Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots.
27:48Everett, LMFL?
27:49Oh.
27:50Is it?
27:50I don't know.
27:51I thought it was Pimple.
27:52Is LMFL?
27:53You could be right, yeah.
27:54It is?
27:55Probably is, yeah.
27:55That's all right.
27:57I thought it was Pimple, my bad.
27:57Shut up, Pimple.
27:58Shots, shots.
27:59Mr. Roy White?
28:00You talking about Mr. Roy White?
28:00Yeah, he does a lot for kids with cancer.
28:02Shout out, Pimple.
28:02He does?
28:03Yes, he does.
28:04Well, I don't know if he does.
28:05He shouted out.
28:05He had a concert.
28:06Wait a second.
28:07How can you say that and then say, I don't know?
28:09I mean, what are we doing here?
28:11You just said, what do we, I mean, do we definitively know?
28:14What are you doing?
28:15Making up, spewing shit.
28:17What are we doing, dude?
28:18TikTok.
28:18It was on TikTok.
28:19He shouted out a girl that beat cancer in the crowd,
28:22so he does a lot for this.
28:22He just said shout out?
28:24Well, he said congratulations on, you know,
28:26she had a sign.
28:27All right, shout out Danny Conrad.
28:29Oh, he had cancer?
28:30Yeah, when he was a kid, so now my, I'm,
28:32that's huge for me, right?
28:33Shout out Claire Finham.
28:34My mother died of breast cancer.
28:35I mean, I don't want to get done.
28:37Everyone that died of cancer.
28:39Yeah, shout out.
28:41What are we doing?
28:42Shout out Pitbull.
28:42I know it wasn't his song, but shout out.
28:44But all he did was shout out?
28:45I know, but the girl had a sign in the crowd.
28:47She said, I just.
28:48So he saw a sign and was just like, shout out.
28:50So he does a lot for kids with cancer.
28:51That's crazy.
28:52Come on.
28:53I like Mr. Worldwide.
28:54I like Mr. Worldwide.
28:55Hey, maybe you were right.
28:56We should get rid of this guy.
28:57Yeah, he's lost it.
28:58Let's get rid of him.
28:58He's lost it.
28:59You don't want him at stewfinder.com.
29:01No fucking way.
29:02I know you can afford him.
29:03You don't want him.
29:04I can never say that.
29:05No.
29:06I love this guy.
29:07Listen, I love this guy.
29:10Yeah.
29:10I love him.
29:12He's my sixth favorite person at Barstool.
29:15I love that.
29:16Love that.
29:16Six.
29:17OK.
29:18I'm taking the over in this game.
29:19I'll start, though, with Hannah.
29:20Hannah, what do you got for stats?
29:23I'll be honest with you.
29:24I do not have a stat for this game.
29:26That's great.
29:27She's going to find one right now.
29:29Here, Hannah.
29:30Just read something off my page.
29:32Find your favorite stat there.
29:34Ashley, weather.
29:35Don't you even worry.
29:36In Detroit, it's going to be 67 degrees and chance of rain.
29:39Shout out to D.
29:40Stu.
29:41First of all, Ash, you ready?
29:43Oh, yeah, for sure.
29:44Hey.
29:45Nice work.
29:46Nice job.
29:47Can we say on a legitimate serious note for a minute?
29:51We've been serious this whole time.
29:53Yes, that's true.
29:54Shout out Tom Kennedy.
29:56Oh, yeah, the best.
29:57He's being operated, let's say he had the operation yesterday on his MCL.
30:03He'll be out for the year, obviously.
30:05And if you saw what the assistant coach said, which was, I almost cried.
30:10He said, you don't realize how important Tom Kennedy is to this team.
30:14He's a backup to every position.
30:17Yeah.
30:17And he also plays as an assistant coach on the sidelines and reports back what he sees
30:24to the assistant coach.
30:25So he's going to have a great future being a coach somewhere.
30:29So I remember when, before he became a pro, Ryan, you know, my son Ryan and him won Nassau
30:35County Championship in 2012.
30:36He was the receiver.
30:37Ryan was an all-Long Island, all-Metro linebacker.
30:40They would pick apart the game while I was watching it.
30:44Like Tom would go, watch what happens here.
30:45This person's going to go here.
30:47And it would happen.
30:48So shout out Tom Kennedy.
30:50Shout out Tom Kennedy.
30:50We love you.
30:51God bless you.
30:51From all the Barstool sports people.
30:53Yes.
30:53From the world.
30:55Yes.
30:55From Farmingdale.
30:56Yes.
30:56You're an icon from Bryant University.
30:58We love you, Tom.
30:59God bless you, Tom.
31:01May God be with you.
31:02See, that was, Tom Kennedy, when he tears MCL?
31:05Yes.
31:06That was, he did more for a tournament MCL than Pitbull's ever done for a kid with cancer.
31:10Well, Stu Foner just did.
31:11That is true.
31:12Yeah, it was incredible.
31:13Incredible.
31:14That is true.
31:15Hannah, did you find a stat?
31:16I found one.
31:17Yes.
31:18What do you got?
31:18I didn't even get my game yet, though.
31:19Yeah, I'm going to go back to you.
31:21Don't embarrass me like that.
31:22I'm hosting the show.
31:23I know what I'm doing.
31:24I feel very insecure.
31:24That was actually, that was-
31:25I feel very inadequate right now.
31:26No, that was crazy what you just did.
31:28I'm very sensitive.
31:28You don't think I know you didn't give a pick?
31:30Listen.
31:30I always got it in the back of my head.
31:32I think-
31:33You think I'm Jersey Jerry who doesn't want to host the show?
31:35I think Hank's not squeezing out Jersey Jerry.
31:37I think you're making the crumbs.
31:39I think you're showing the line.
31:42You're trying to squeeze me out.
31:43No, I'm not.
31:43I would never squeeze you out.
31:45Never.
31:45I'd squeeze you with a hug.
31:47You want to squeeze a hug?
31:48I love a hug.
31:48Come on, let's go.
31:49I love hugs.
31:50I do this when I get this.
31:55All right.
31:56Wow, that's good.
31:57Hannah.
31:57Well, that felt homo good.
32:02Hannah, what's the stat?
32:03When Jared Goff and Dan Campbell are on any extended prep time as a duo with the Lions,
32:08they are 16-7-1 straight up and against the spread, including 18-6 to the over, going
32:13over by 7.7 points per game.
32:15Love it.
32:16Love it.
32:16Over.
32:17All right, Stu, go ahead.
32:19I think this game is dedicated to Tom Kennedy.
32:23I think the Lions are going to trash the Green Bay Packers, trash Jordan Love.
32:29You know the M.O. for Jordan Love.
32:30Looks like the Packers are back.
32:32Their two receivers cannot be stopped.
32:35We get back Brandon Jacobs this week.
32:38Brandon.
32:38So, I don't – Brandon Jacobs, sorry.
32:40So, I don't know if he's going to play, but he's off the IR and he's on the team.
32:44And they look like, honestly, the best team in the NFL right now.
32:48I think the Packers look like the best team in the NFL.
32:51So, this is the time where they go in the toilet and the Lions piss on the Packers.
32:55It's all Detroit Lions, all day, twice on Sunday, in a rout.
33:01Green Bay Packers, Jordan Love sucked my dick.
33:03Okay.
33:03Love it.
33:04Go ahead, Jerry.
33:04Listen, I love that.
33:05Listen, I mean, I'll be big if they can get back Brandon Jacobs.
33:08That'd be massive this game.
33:09No, Brandon.
33:09Brandon.
33:09Is it Brandon or Brandon?
33:11I think it's Brandon.
33:12I think it's Brandon.
33:13I think it's Brandon.
33:14Is it Brandon?
33:14Yeah, it's called Brandon.
33:15Brandon Jacobs?
33:16Brandon Jacobs.
33:17I don't know.
33:18Yeah, same guy.
33:18Guy's a criminal who cares about making a mistake on his name.
33:22Guy was in jail.
33:24Guy was suspended.
33:26All right.
33:26This is it.
33:27This is it.
33:27This is the game.
33:28Listen, I wanted this to be my mortal.
33:30It's not my mortal.
33:31But this is one of the easiest games on the card.
33:34Packers looked like world beaters last week against the Cowboys.
33:38Cowboys defense sucks.
33:39I know the Lions defense sucks as well.
33:41But this is going to be a big game.
33:43A lot of rest for the Lions.
33:45Home.
33:45They got to win this game.
33:46It's a must win for them.
33:47I'm taking a minus three.
33:49I'm also adding Amon Ra, St. Brown, anytime touchdowns score this game.
33:53Is that okay, Hank?
33:53Is that okay or no?
33:54Is that okay, Hank?
33:55Sure.
33:56Okay, cool.
33:56What about who's the – what are the odds for the Packers?
34:01Josh Jacobs, plus 105.
34:03Christian Watson.
34:04His name is Josh.
34:04Oh, it's Josh Jacobs!
34:06Brandon Jacobs was the Giants right at that.
34:09Shut up, Brandon Jacobs.
34:10Sorry.
34:12Josh Jacobs, fuck off.
34:14Last game, last game.
34:16Sunday night football.
34:17Kansas City Chiefs at Seattle Seahawks.
34:20This is a great, great game.
34:22Seahawks are minus two and a half.
34:23The overrunner's 42 and a half.
34:24Let's start with the weather, Ashley.
34:26In Seattle, it's going to be 57 degrees and cloudy.
34:29Okay.
34:30Hannah?
34:31Okay, I have a really long one.
34:33With the Jets, Sam Darnold –
34:34So I!
34:36Oh!
34:37Good one, Stu.
34:39Hey!
34:40With the Jets, Sam Darnold started two home games at night in primetime.
34:44New York went 0-2 straight up and against the spread, losing by more than one possession
34:48in each game.
34:49Since Darnold left the Jets, he has started seven home night games with the Vikings and
34:53Seahawks.
34:54He is 7-0 straight up, winning by 11 points per game.
34:59Okay.
35:00Stu, I'll get you out of the way first.
35:01Very articulate, Hannah.
35:03Thank you so much.
35:04Nice job.
35:05Um, can I just say I'm running something first time ever at stewfinder.com?
35:11Oh, please.
35:12Wow.
35:13A barstool special that's –
35:16I've never done it here.
35:17You can't say that.
35:18You can't say that.
35:19Nope.
35:20Oh, I can't say –
35:223-0 you get next week free?
35:23No, you can't guarantee anything.
35:25Okay, so how would I say that?
35:27Well, it's gambling, so you can't –
35:28No, no, no, no, no.
35:29How would I say it and be able to say it?
35:31Just say if I don't go –
35:32No, just say if I don't go 3-0, I'll get next week's free.
35:35Okay, 3, 2, 1.
35:36All right, so Big Cat, so what we're doing here is we're running a special at stewfinder.com
35:42first time ever because I feel the momentum, 13-5, primetime run, 10-3 last week, 4-1 on
35:51the show, 2-1 barstool special.
35:54So I have my three best bets for $69, favorite number, favorite position.
35:58But if I don't go 3-0, if I don't go 3-0, which I will, if I don't go
36:053-0, which I will, if I
36:06don't go 3-0, which I will, if I don't go 3-0, which I will, I'm giving everyone next
36:11week's –
36:12What?
36:12Special?
36:13Free, free, free, free, free.
36:16Wow.
36:17How can you afford that?
36:20Because of barstool sports, I work for them, I got a lot of money.
36:22I'm going to go 3-0.
36:23I do really well.
36:24Because you're going to go 3-0.
36:25And I'm going to go 3-0.
36:26Do you guarantee it?
36:28I can't say that.
36:29What would you like between us?
36:31Just between you and me?
36:32Yeah.
36:33Yes!
36:35Yes!
36:36I'm a felon!
36:37Oh, my God.
36:38I'm a felon!
36:39All right, Jerry, I love the Seahawks in this game.
36:42I like the Seahawks, too.
36:43I'm going to pick the Seahawks at home here.
36:45Listen, I know this is the Kenneth Walker revenge game, but I can't see a world – go
36:50ahead.
36:50No, no, go.
36:50Keep going.
36:51I just can't see a world where they're going to allow him to run the ball.
36:53It's not even that.
36:55I look at the Seahawks.
36:56They've had a disappointing start to the season.
36:58They're 3-3.
36:59They've lost some games that they could have won, but they, you know, Sam
37:02Darnold has not looked good.
37:04I just think the Chiefs, as good as they've looked, they're a little inflated here.
37:08They're a little inflated.
37:10They played a bad Chargers team.
37:12You know, they were lucky to beat the Colts in week two.
37:15I think it's just – they've been playing these teams.
37:17The Raiders game, the Raiders were in that game.
37:19They've been playing these teams.
37:21All credit to the Chiefs.
37:22I think they're probably going to go to the Super Bowl again, but that's a team
37:24that they're going to lose one.
37:27Oh, yeah.
37:27And I think this is the perfect spot, especially the Seahawks, a little extra rest.
37:31Their success comes from a loss here.
37:33Yeah.
37:33Okay.
37:34When we come back, we have our mortals.
37:36I finally won one.
37:37Stu has one win.
37:39Jerry is in the lead.
37:39I think he's 3-4.
37:413-4, yeah.
37:41Yikes.
37:42It's bad all around.
37:43How are you 3-4 on mortals if we're 1-5?
37:45I have no idea.
37:46When we come back, Arsenal Sports.
37:48I think I should be 3-3.
37:49Wait.
37:49I threw my –
37:50I'm 3-3.
37:51I threw my –
37:52Blake?
37:53piece of paperweight that had my mortal one.
37:543-3.
37:55I'm not – I'm 3-3.
37:57Let's get the record straight.
37:58Okay.
38:01It is cameo season.
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38:10It is extremely satisfying.
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38:55You write the script or I write the script.
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39:57I like the Rams here over the Raiders.
39:59I think the Rams are going to finally show up laying four and a half on the road to the
40:03Raiders.
40:04Raiders have been very competitive.
40:05I think nobody can really say that Tom Brady running the show behind the scenes is not doing a great
40:10job.
40:11But I think the Rams have to show the talent they have.
40:15I think the Raiders are very, very vulnerable here.
40:18I think Rams win by 20.
40:20Okay.
40:2120.
40:22I'll stay in that game.
40:23I love the overrun in this game.
40:25The Raiders' offense can move the ball.
40:28They can move the ball.
40:29They moved it in all their games inside.
40:32Kirk Cousins is an indoor cat.
40:33I never will bet on Kirk Cousins again in the outdoors.
40:36Indoors, he's comfortable.
40:37It's secure.
40:39Air conditioning, all that stuff.
40:41Indoors, also, Rams don't really have fans, so it's not going to be like a takeover like it's been with
40:45the Bills fans or the Chiefs fans.
40:48I like this over 48 and a half.
40:50Rams' offense has to wake up.
40:52Raiders' offense can move.
40:54Raiders' defense not that great.
40:56Give me the Rams.
40:58Raiders over 48 and a half.
40:59Jerry Finner saw it.
41:00Love that pick.
41:00Listen, when's the last time you've seen – I've been waiting for this moment, by the way.
41:03When's the last time you guys have seen the Jets minus four and a half?
41:08When they play the Dolphins?
41:09Dolphins.
41:09Wow.
41:09Jets at home.
41:10This is a statement win for the Jets, okay?
41:13The statement win for the organization.
41:15Geno Smith is going to be going up and down the field all over this piece of shit.
41:20Dolphins – the Dolphins suck.
41:21I mean, they are so shitty to watch.
41:24At least the Jets.
41:25Like, you can put them on the TV nowadays and be like, okay, they're moving the ball.
41:28You know what I mean?
41:29They're scoring some touchdowns here and there.
41:30I mean, the Dolphins are dog shit.
41:32I'm taking the Jets minus four and a half.
41:34Might be too many points, but I think they're going to blow them out.
41:37Okay.
41:38Barstool Sports Advisors, we will be back.
41:41Week eight.
41:42Maybe that's the week that Stu Finner comes with his dyed hair.
41:46Maybe.
41:47Wow.
41:47Maybe.
41:49Black is back.
41:50Black is back.
41:53Be black.
41:53Be black.
41:54We will see you next week.
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