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00:00Hey guys, crew at Blindwave, I'm Eric.
00:02I'm Callum.
00:03Aaron.
00:03And Shikaku of the Leaf has a plan.
00:07Plan.
00:07The plan is going to be executed flawlessly.
00:10Flawless.
00:10We're not going to lose anybody, important.
00:12Important.
00:12And this war will be over before you can say lickety-split.
00:16Shikaku.
00:25Run, squirrel.
00:26Kick it.
00:27Kick it.
00:27Kick it.
00:29Sorry.
00:30I got a little hot.
00:31Where are we?
00:32On the roof.
00:34What?
00:37Wait, is this that one guy?
00:40The feudal lord.
00:42They're all in one spot?
00:43That seems like a mistake.
00:49Right, does that seem like a mistake to have them all in one spot?
00:52Uh, no.
00:53Alright.
00:53I don't like anyone.
00:55You're right.
00:55Is this the place?
00:57Yep.
00:58Come on in.
00:59So, are you saying that these countries should be ruled by their militaries?
01:07No, just the Hokage.
01:08You know, it isn't unheard of for feudal lords such as myself to end up as hostages during times of war.
01:14The last feudal war of the lord.
01:15And it remains the duty of our shinobi to guarantee our safety.
01:19We should be reaching your safe house shortly.
01:23Dude, they're all dead except for him now.
01:25Oh?
01:25Well, the alarms did what they were supposed to.
01:31What are you throwing these at?
01:34The bad guy.
01:36Just because they didn't sense him doesn't mean they can't see him.
01:38And he's in!
01:40Uh...
01:41And they're dead!
01:44Substitutes.
01:44Puppets!
01:45Puppets!
01:45Puppets!
01:46Puppets!
01:46Puppets!
01:46Yes!
01:47Okay, good.
01:48It was a trick.
01:49It was a fake out.
01:50You guys got faked.
01:51I got faked.
01:52I ain't getting nothing.
01:53I got faked.
01:53Puppets!
01:54So, this wasn't it, was it?
01:57Damn, man.
01:58He's on the lower floor and he drops down right in between them.
02:00All right, listen closely and tell me, what would you say to the idea of calling this new honor of ours
02:05The land of fire's hidden leaf
02:07Allied shinobi decoration
02:10Please, I want all of you to give me your honest opinion
02:13Trash!
02:15What's all the fuss over some decoration anyway?
02:20Yeah, but that's their job.
02:22We should be arriving at the fifth safe house in a short while.
02:25You really have five of them?
02:28We do.
02:29You see, my lord, you're going to be rotated between the various houses at set intervals and as a result...
02:34Even immobile.
02:34Those fools, they underestimate me.
02:38I am Black Zetsu.
02:41I did not put Black Zetsu.
02:47Looks like one of his eyes.
02:49Mm-hmm, right?
02:51Battleground!
02:54Yeah, his eyeball ain't got nothing inside it.
02:57It's just a big old orange gold circle.
03:01Dude, they're all standing on the water.
03:03Lightning style.
03:04Black Panther!
03:05Black Panther!
03:09That's cool.
03:11Black Lightning and Black Panther all at once.
03:13Yeah.
03:15Oh, I'm jumping out of here.
03:18Scrolls of weapons!
03:22Keep attacking!
03:23Don't let up!
03:23That'd be so cool.
03:27Let me hold it again.
03:28Let me hold this book!
03:30Yeah.
03:31Right?
03:32Oh...
03:32My worst nightmare has come true.
03:35It's almost like...
03:36No.
03:38This really is a great ninja war.
03:40You're all grown up.
03:41You're all grown up, Choza.
03:44That's right.
03:44Guess what?
03:45I'm about to grow even bigger.
03:47Let me eat a nut!
03:48Yeah, get that nut!
03:50Is this his dad, right?
03:55It's the...
03:56It was the...
03:57The patriarch of the clan, right?
04:00Remember, he took...
04:00I'm trying to remember the past history story that we had.
04:02As a member of the Branch family, I should protect the Maine family, yet I'm your enemy.
04:06He was blamed for something.
04:08He took the blame so that he wouldn't be able to death.
04:11But no such fate exists!
04:13Your very own son has been fighting hard to demonstrate just that!
04:17And my daughter has too!
04:19Yeah, okay.
04:20That...
04:21I remember now.
04:24Who's that?
04:25Yes!
04:26Oh.
04:27Force push!
04:29They have the...
04:30Palm Trigrams thing.
04:32The Branch family doesn't live to protect and serve the Maine family anymore.
04:36We protect each other as equals now.
04:39Then hear me, brother.
04:40That is all the more reason that I wish to fall by your hand.
04:48Back of Laura, my most powerful game, Patty Cage.
04:52When the leader of any group becomes confused, then the entire flock that's following him will be put at risk.
04:59Although I admit that it's also an undeniable fact that someone young and charismatic must stand at the helm.
05:10Jesus!
05:10Jesus!
05:11Jesus!
05:11Jesus!
05:11I'm sorry, Jake!
05:12All this moving around is making me feel sick!
05:14Keep it up, and I'll be happy to seal their mouth shut, too!
05:17I'm not into S&M, thanks!
05:20Let me out of here, and I'll show you what they'll already be!
05:22Look at you!
05:24You as well, Granny Chio?
05:26No!
05:26Granny Chio!
05:27Damn it!
05:29Give me more.
05:30Oh, that's the iguana or whatever.
05:32I consider both the Akatsuki and the Shinobi of the five great nations to be my enemies.
05:37I don't really care to help either of you.
05:48New tactical orders in from HQ.
05:54All right.
05:55Captain Kitsuchi, we just had word come in from HQ.
05:58I've just gotten orders to take half this company and join up with the first company.
06:02What? Half of our forces? Is HQ out of their minds?
06:07Supposedly, the enemy has a Shinobi who possesses the Kekei Tota, which surpasses the Kekei Genkai.
06:13What the Kekei Tota? Are you sure about that?
06:16The Kekei Tota is...
06:18Yes, the Kekei...
06:20Shikamaru! Go on, explain this to that!
06:23What? Why me?
06:24You know, I'm the one who's supposed to be giving the orders around here, remember?
06:28Hey, hold up. I want to hear this too, Shikamaru.
06:31Nobody knows what it is for Shikamaru.
06:33General, we all possess one chakra nature.
06:36Besides the nature you obtain from training them, some Shinobi are different.
06:41They're born with two chakra natures.
06:43They're able to fuse those two chakras, and by doing so, create new chakra.
06:48Captain Namato's Woodstock is a combination of water and earth chakra.
06:52Isn't that right?
06:53But even stronger than the Kekei Genkai is what we call the Kekei Tota,
06:57in which three chakra natures are fused together.
07:00Huh?
07:01What?
07:02He uses particle style.
07:03He's Mu, the second Tsuchikage.
07:06But it appears that headquarters has taken that issue into consideration too.
07:11We've been graced by the presence of a rare ally who possesses Kekei Tota.
07:16You didn't need to get up, you know.
07:18We can handle this.
07:20Hmph.
07:21You're the one who lit the fire burning me.
07:23Lend me your strength.
07:25When did all of you forsake yourselves?
07:29Hell yeah.
07:31Hell yeah.
07:33Two Kages!
07:34I am going to retrieve here what I had previously forsaken.
07:40Whatever.
07:42He's gonna retrieve himself.
07:44His fire.
07:45I don't like them being dead.
07:47I'm just staring still.
07:49That better?
07:50Alright, maybe not that one.
07:51Yeah, not that one.
07:52Yeah, not that one.
07:53Super Expansion Jutsu!
07:55Yes!
07:58Taijutsu!
07:59I told you the most intense game of Patty Cake ever!
08:06I'm sorry to cause you shame, Lords Kinkaku and Ginkaku.
08:12It's all so hard for me to dishonor the two ways of light among the clouds.
08:16This kid's wearing the third Raikage's lightning mark.
08:20It seems he's got some skill.
08:23I'm sorry for the disrespect, but I'm going to have to shame both of you a little right now.
08:28Look at the giant legs there.
08:31I don't know!
08:32It's so good!
08:33With just a single strike of my gale style.
08:36Though it'll be done.
08:39Uh...
08:40Damn.
08:43Alright.
08:44I, uh...
08:45I'm glad that the Feudal Lord thing got me.
08:47I'm like, what the fuck?
08:48What are you guys thinking?
08:49Ah, fuckin' Shikaku sucks, you know?
08:52Right after.
08:53No, he's a military genius and it makes sense that they're keeping them in like a rotation of
08:58moving them.
08:59Yeah.
09:00You know?
09:01They're gonna get hit on a move.
09:02Yeah, uh...
09:03They probably will.
09:04Zetsu, or black Zetsu is like, they underestimate me and they just put like an eye on this land.
09:08Like, on the trees, I'm assuming he's just watching everything now.
09:11Yeah, he's got trail cams.
09:12Yeah, he's got trail cams.
09:13Yeah, he's got trail cams.
09:14Damn it.
09:16They got SIM cards, too.
09:18Yeah.
09:19And they communicate like a hive mind, right?
09:22I think.
09:24Um...
09:25The Zetsus?
09:26Or do they have to like, tell each other things?
09:27I think the white Zetsus are like a hive mind with, uh...
09:33Kabuto.
09:34Mm-hmm.
09:35But I don't know how they are with black Zetsu.
09:38Because it was his power that like, created them all, right?
09:41Yeah.
09:42But I don't know whether he's controlling them or whether Kabuto is controlling them.
09:46He made them stronger.
09:48Yeah.
09:49He empowered them.
09:50Mm-hmm.
09:51There's just so many different fronts and things I just want to keep seeing.
09:55Yeah.
09:56Weirdly enough, I'm like...
09:58I love Naruto and I want Naruto to be involved, but I'm not missing him right now.
10:01No.
10:02That's true.
10:03Like, we've gotten...
10:04Yeah.
10:05So many...
10:06Ugh.
10:07Sorry.
10:08There's so many characters that we haven't gotten a lot of exposure with lately.
10:13Definitely.
10:14And they're all interacting with each other, which we haven't gotten before.
10:17Yeah.
10:18A lot of times...
10:19Just coursey Tintin and like the people are like...
10:21Yeah.
10:22Machine gun kunai out of their scroll.
10:25Yeah.
10:26And Naruto doing stuff that's not just fighting over Naruto.
10:29Naruto.
10:30Yeah.
10:31The slap fight you're doing.
10:32Yeah.
10:33With the brothers.
10:34We haven't gotten any Sakura.
10:35With the brothers.
10:36Sakura.
10:37Sakura.
10:38We haven't gotten any Sakura really yet.
10:40Yeah.
10:41She was there during the fight, but yeah, she didn't do a whole lot.
10:44Yeah.
10:45She's with the Kashi.
10:46And she does...
10:47She's healing, right?
10:48Yeah.
10:49Her value is that she can heal.
10:50While they're finishing wrapping up the battle against the swordsmen.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:55But she seems to be going well.
10:57I don't know if that'll turn at all, but...
10:59I'm anticipating Gaara and his father too.
11:03I feel like that's going to be interesting.
11:06Sure.
11:07There's plenty of trauma there that they can delve into and...
11:10Yes, there is.
11:11I'm proud of Gaara for getting over so much of it, but...
11:15He hasn't really had that interaction with like a parent.
11:18He hasn't needed to face it recently.
11:21Yeah.
11:22Like...
11:23There's so many opportunities here where people are being forced to revisit trauma
11:28and dynamics and relationships that they haven't had to for a long time.
11:33Yeah.
11:34And...
11:35Yeah.
11:36Yeah.
11:37Karuto is counting on them causing some level of disturbance in the enemy forces,
11:42which it already has.
11:43Yeah.
11:44You know?
11:45I mean, the Raikage was about ready to just run out there.
11:47Yeah.
11:48He was going to abandon his post.
11:49He was.
11:50Because he was like, no, I have to fight my dad.
11:52Mm-hmm.
11:53Well, you know, Naruto recently had a very good interaction with his mom.
11:56Mm-hmm.
11:57I just wonder how that will contrast to Gaara and his dad.
12:00Well, sure.
12:01Especially since they don't also have control of their bodies.
12:03Exactly.
12:04But there is some kind of emotional aspect that like...
12:06I don't know.
12:07Like they had the demon in him kind of thing, right?
12:09Yeah.
12:10They made him kind of like a...
12:11Almost a villain of the village in a way.
12:13Yeah.
12:14So...
12:15With having that aspect there...
12:17I don't know.
12:18I don't know what...
12:19Yeah.
12:20I don't know what kind of like journey into Gaara we might take with that.
12:22You know what I mean?
12:23I trust him though.
12:24And used to.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Right now.
12:27And the Tsuchikage does too.
12:28Mm-hmm.
12:29I love that.
12:30When did you forsake yourselves?
12:32He's gonna find himself.
12:34Yeah.
12:35But we also have Lady Chiho that's there with Konkuro.
12:40And I wonder what's gonna happen there.
12:44It feels like we have at the very least, you know, Sasori is beaten.
12:48I imagine that the art guy, what's his name?
12:53Daedara?
12:54Daedara.
12:55And I imagine he's gonna get out.
12:57Maybe.
12:58Yeah.
12:59Maybe.
13:00But one guy is the salamander or whatever, right?
13:01Yeah.
13:02With the mask.
13:03With the mask, yeah.
13:04Salamander.
13:05He's like the great guy that was...
13:07Who's the one in the rain with the other trio?
13:10Yeah.
13:11I don't know their names right now.
13:12Yeah.
13:13Pain and stuff.
13:14Mm-hmm.
13:15Yes.
13:16He was the instigator of the last Great Ninja War, right?
13:20Or the...
13:21Not the last, but like the second Great Ninja War?
13:24There's something.
13:25Like the legendary...
13:26The legendary Sani couldn't beat him.
13:28Yeah.
13:29It was like a draw and they just decided to go their separate ways.
13:32Mm-hmm.
13:33Him and Granny Chiho both.
13:35Plus two other guys that we don't even know what they can do.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Like that seems...
13:39I mean, I don't really know what the Salamander guy can do.
13:41I don't think, right?
13:42Did we see him fight?
13:43Not exactly.
13:44Well, at the very least we haven't seen the extent of what he did.
13:46Yeah, I don't know for sure what he did.
13:48Mm-hmm.
13:49Still lots to learn and to figure out and to watch and enjoy.
13:53Possibly be sad about.
13:55Man, I won't be sad.
13:57Might be sad.
13:58Likely be sad.
13:59I don't want to be sad.
14:00Are you going to be sad in the next four episodes?
14:02Um...
14:03I don't know.
14:04No.
14:05Probably not.
14:06Maybe more.
14:07But maybe in the next eight.
14:08Because we have two episodes that come out every week.
14:10You're right.
14:11YouTube.
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14:13Check out full length and early access.
14:15And we are math ahead.
14:18So, yeah.
14:19Go check that out.
14:20We are very math ahead.
14:21YouTube.
14:22We are math ahead.
14:24We are math ahead.
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