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The Sarah Jane Adventures-S03E11- The Gift-Pt-1
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00:0013 man in the road is where Sarah Jane Smith is, and it's home to things way beyond your imagination.
00:07There's an extraterrestrial superfood future on the wall, a genetically engineered boy genius in the attic,
00:14a schoolgirl investigator across the road, and a whole universe of adventure right here on the doorstep.
00:26Ready? Always.
00:30There he is!
00:38Don't let him get away!
00:49That's impossible.
00:53No, it isn't.
00:54He's got to be in here somewhere.
01:00He's just a kid. What does he want with a... what's it called?
01:03Matter compressor.
01:04Well, maybe he wants some matter compressed.
01:06Whatever his reason, the Ferris Institute needed back.
01:11Split up.
01:12Split up.
01:30Did you hear that?
01:32Can't be.
01:33It is!
01:34It's the thing!
01:35They're back!
01:36It's the thing!
01:37They're back!
01:38They're back!
01:39They're back!
01:40They're back!
01:41Get off me.
01:59Are you okay?
02:00Don't worry, my husband.
02:01I'm ready to go.
02:01If Sardine are back on Earth, it means mayhem on a global scale.
02:14What do they want this time?
02:15It seems usual, I imagine.
02:16Convert our planet into cash.
02:18Then how do we find it?
02:19We'd need a bloodhound.
02:20Oh, why didn't I think of that?
02:29Mistress!
02:31Activating hover mode.
02:42What are you doing out of your disguise?
02:45I can't run in human skin.
02:47It's too tight.
02:49I needed to lose them.
02:51Lose who?
02:52I'll give you one guess.
02:54Sarah Jane Smith.
02:56I wondered how long it'd be till she shoved her oar in.
02:59Oh, yeah.
03:01But I got away.
03:03And I nabbed the matter compressor.
03:05We wouldn't have had to steal one if you hadn't sat on ours.
03:09Now, nothing can stop us from turning this scuzzy little planet into a massive money spinner.
03:15So it begins.
03:25Greetings, mistress.
03:26We need you to follow a trail, K9.
03:29He can smell.
03:31How?
03:33Psychospore and olfactory sensors.
03:35Yeah, yeah, that clears that up.
03:37We're looking for a sleveen.
03:38Alien ferrimon detected, mistress.
03:41The trail leads in this direction.
03:45Give me a visual.
03:52Initialize compression web.
03:56Not that one, idiot!
03:58Confession web initialized.
04:04Very soon.
04:06This lady will be the richest family in the galaxy.
04:13Insufficient data.
04:14Insufficient data.
04:16You've lost him, K9.
04:18No!
04:19Affirmative, mistress.
04:21We'll never find him now.
04:23Well, that might help.
04:24The web's nearly complete.
04:34And when it is, Earth will be squished.
04:36Just our base left standing.
04:38You have set the safety sheet, haven't you?
04:40Of course.
04:42This time tomorrow, we'll be relaxing on the pleasure moons of Pekros.
04:46This time tomorrow, we'll own the pleasure moons of Pekros.
04:51Switch it off, boys!
04:52Sarah Jane Smith.
04:55How predictable.
04:57I prefer...
04:59Reliable.
05:00Now, I won't ask you again.
05:02Switch it off.
05:05No, child.
05:10We're trying, Miss Smith.
05:12But not good enough.
05:14It's sonic wave resistant.
05:16So what does that thing actually do?
05:18And why steal the matter compressor?
05:19This little plan is stuffed full of carbon.
05:23Thanks to your compressor, we can crush it.
05:26And if carbon's crushed enough, it turns into a diamond.
05:28A gigantic diamond.
05:30Worth a fortune.
05:31K9, now!
05:33Maximum destruction, Luke!
05:34It's still going!
05:38Grab the girl!
05:39Get your drills!
05:40I just want to see!
05:41Let her go!
05:43Strike that again!
05:44Into a side.
05:45Don't move, K9.
05:46Hold fire.
05:47Disable the dog or she gets.
05:49Sorry, K9.
05:50Power down.
05:51Unit deactivating.
05:54Is there something we can do?
05:55No!
05:57Let's do it!
05:58Me!
05:58Who are they?
06:04Stand back, Miss Smith!
06:11Compression halted.
06:14Now release the child.
06:17By order of the High Council of Raxxas Prime, you are charged with crimes against the state.
06:24Fraud, theft, high treason.
06:28The penalty for each is death.
06:30Isn't you one?
06:31He made me do it.
06:32Please!
06:33No!
06:34I'm innocent!
06:37What have you done with them?
06:41We've teleported them to our ship.
06:43They will stand trial on our home planet.
06:46I guess we owe you our lives.
06:50Yeah, thanks.
06:51I was nearly Slithian lunch.
06:53Who are you?
06:54We are Blatherine.
06:57We are Blatherine.
06:58Blatherine?
06:58Never heard of you.
07:00The Slithine aren't the only family on Raxxacorico phallopatorius.
07:06But they are the only criminal one.
07:10We, Blatherine, respect the law.
07:12Yeah, why should we believe you?
07:13As you can see, we do not disguise ourselves in human skin, like Slithine.
07:20We could never kill a human.
07:24Not all visitors to your planet intend harm, Miss Smith.
07:28Some come here out of anthropological interest.
07:32Some are asylum seekers.
07:34And some actually want to help.
07:36Why are you here?
07:38We've dedicated our lives to tracking down Slithine.
07:42Bringing them to justice.
07:44You mean you're bouncy hunters?
07:47It isn't something we do for profit.
07:49It is our duty.
07:51To be honest, we're pretty good at handling Slithine by ourselves.
07:54We do not doubt it.
07:56Your work is spoken of with great regard back home.
08:00Interstellar fame, eh, Sarah Jane?
08:02And it is the Blatherine custom to offer thanks for such brave deeds by sitting down to dinner.
08:10Oh yeah, and what's on the menu?
08:11Clyde Burgers with a side of Ronnie.
08:13It's wrong to have come this far without showing our appreciation.
08:17No, no, that might be a bit tricky.
08:19Why?
08:20I think it's a brilliant idea.
08:22A dinner party.
08:23Hey, think about it, Ronnie.
08:25They can't exactly come to my place.
08:27Mr. Smith's there and loads of alien stuff.
08:30And they can come to mine?
08:31Oh yeah, your mum and dad will love that.
08:33They're at a headteacher's conference.
08:35Remember?
08:35That's why I'm staying with Sarah Jane.
08:37There's nothing sinking with you.
08:39Come on, it's an amazing opportunity.
08:42Clyde will cook.
08:43Is the secret Jamie Oliver?
08:44I can't deny that.
08:46I suppose so.
08:47After all, they did save our lives.
08:49Miss Smith?
08:50What do you say?
08:53Yes.
08:54Dinner would be lovely.
08:57You're very welcome, Mrs.
08:58Oh, please.
09:00My name's Leaf Apple Glynn.
09:03Leaf for short.
09:05This is my husband, Tree Lawn Acre.
09:08I call him Tree.
09:10Uh, Sarah Jane.
09:13This is Clyde, Ronnie.
09:15And my son, Luke.
09:18Pleased to meet you.
09:20Right.
09:21Let us have your teleport coordinates and we'll join you in an hour.
09:26We must freshen up first.
09:28I'm still not sure we can trust them.
09:34Yeah.
09:35When have the slitheen ever helped us?
09:37They're not slitheen.
09:38They're not even the same colour.
09:39It doesn't matter what colour they are.
09:41They're from the same planet.
09:42All I know is we have to keep our guard up until we're certain.
09:45Look at me.
09:46Head chef to the enemy.
09:48I didn't know you could cook, Clyde.
09:50Well, I'm a man of many talents.
09:52And it's only shepherd's pie.
09:54None taught me.
09:56I hope they don't have any strange dietary requirements.
09:59But it's hard to go wrong with Sue.
10:01Good evening, Sarah Jane.
10:13Sorry, the sumpcher screams.
10:20And this delightful liquid is...
10:23Was tomato soup.
10:24Oh, you probably prefer something more meaty.
10:29Shall I climb?
10:29Delicious.
10:32We must take some home for next time the Rackdean come to dinner.
10:36They adore foreign food.
10:41So, tell us about your home planet.
10:47Raxacorico Fallopatorius was once the most admired planet in the Raxus Alliance.
10:53Clom, Plyx, and Raxacorico Fallopatorius all took their lead from us.
11:01And the Blatherine were one of the most respected families.
11:06Until the Slitheen bribed their way into power.
11:10They ruined our planet's good name.
11:13Well, that must have been terrible for you.
11:17What happened to the Slitheen?
11:21The economy crashed.
11:23Then the rest of the population rose up against them and they were deposed.
11:27Some faced justice, others fled to the farthest corners of the galaxy.
11:33It was our duty to hunt them down.
11:35We're deeply sorry for the trouble they've caused here.
11:40And as this seems an appropriate moment, tree?
11:46This is not just a gift for your hospitality, but compensation for the Slitheen's behaviour on Earth.
12:00This is not just a gift for the Slitheen's behaviour on Earth.
12:08This is Rackweed.
12:09This is Rackweed.
12:13Careful.
12:14It's just a present, Clyde.
12:16His concern is understandable.
12:18Though this is something that will truly delight you.
12:22It's lovely.
12:25It's a staple food back home.
12:27It can grow anywhere, even in the harshest conditions.
12:31Nutritious and delicious.
12:34But this isn't just a gift for you.
12:37We want you to share it with your entire world.
12:41We know you suffer from famines on Earth.
12:44Rackweed could put an end to them forever.
12:47Of course, if it came directly from outsiders such as ourselves, your people would be distrustful.
12:54That is why we want you, Sarah Jane, to be our... our ambassador.
13:01Imagine the fame and the glory.
13:04I'm not too bothered about the whole fame thing.
13:07We do what we do to help the world.
13:10This little plant could save millions of lives.
13:15Oh.
13:16Main course.
13:17Excuse me.
13:18Could you just give me a hand?
13:19Is this all too good to be true?
13:20Or have I become totally paranoid?
13:21You've always taught us to keep an open mind.
13:22Well, I've had bad experiences of aliens bearing gifts.
13:24Mr. Smith will know if it's dangerous.
13:25Plus, you can't pass up the chance to feed the entire human race, can you?
13:30Do you really think we can trust the blathering?
13:42I think so.
13:43Plus, if they wanted us dead, they'd have done it by now.
13:45Not necessarily.
13:46Oh, I just don't know.
13:47Go with your instincts.
13:48They're always right.
13:49In this case, my instincts are all over the place.
13:51Ta-da!
13:52Shepherds pie.
13:53I made that.
13:54Shepherds are a delicacy on earth.
13:55Yeah, but you can eat a whole one.
13:59I think it's all over the place.
14:00Well, I don't know.
14:01I think so.
14:02But I think so.
14:03I think so.
14:04Well, if they wanted us dead, they'd have done it by now.
14:05Not necessarily.
14:06Oh, I just don't know.
14:07Go with your instincts.
14:08They're always right.
14:09In this case, my instincts are all over the place.
14:10Ta-da!
14:11Shepherds pie.
14:12I made that.
14:13Shepherds are a delicacy on earth.
14:18Yeah, but you can eat a whole one.
14:21It's just the name of the dish.
14:32More delicious than the land prawns of Glom.
14:38I might go for most a chef after all.
14:41So, Sarah Jane, will you be our ambassador?
14:46It's our chance to finally put things right.
14:49And it could mean a new friendship between our races.
14:54You realise I'll have to analyse the rapid. Make sure it's safe.
14:59Of course. Do that straight away.
15:02But thank you. In principle, I...
15:07We...
15:09Earth accepts.
15:14It's been a most wonderful evening.
15:16But it's a long journey back to Raxacoricophallopatorius.
15:21Amazing to meet you both.
15:23I'll never forget you or what you've given us.
15:26Will you accept the claw of friendship, Sarah Jane?
15:30We're sure our company will change your planet forever.
15:31And how perfect that Sarah Jane Smith will be the one to lead Earth into a rich and fertile future.
15:36Have a safe journey.
15:37Dinner with aliens.
15:38Oh.
15:39And a plant that could save the world.
15:40Most exciting day ever, lad.
15:41Mr Smith.
15:42Mr Smith.
15:43Oh.
15:44And a plant that could save the world.
15:45Most exciting day ever, lad.
15:46Mr Smith.
15:47I need you.
15:48Oh.
15:49And a plant that could save the world.
15:50Most exciting day ever, lad.
15:51Mr Smith.
15:52I need you to analyze something.
15:53Such a detective.
15:54You're dead.
15:55I don't know.
15:56I'm not going to be yet.
15:57You're not going to be the one to help us.
15:58Well, I'm not going to be the one to get a little more, but I'm going to help us navigate
16:00to the world.
16:01Two.
16:02But we're not going to be the one to go, man.
16:03You're not going to be the one.
16:04I'm going to be the one to go.
16:05O piaceouser.
16:06So, I'm not going to be the one to pull over the rope.
16:07So, I'm not going to be the one to go.
16:08I can't make this one, so...
16:09I'm not going to be the one to go.
16:10Okay, bye.
16:12It would be the next day.
16:14We are the one to go.
16:15How may I assist you, Sarah Jane?
16:19I need you to analyse something.
16:20Such an amazing opportunity.
16:22Yeah, or it could all be a trap.
16:25They're Blatherine, not Slithine.
16:27Oh, Slithine, Blatherine, whatever-ine.
16:30They're from Roxcoraco, Duda.
16:33And that place has a seriously dodgy reputation.
16:35You can't condemn an entire race just because a few of them are bad.
16:38There are bad people on Earth too.
16:39Ronnie's right, and we're here to help aliens, not just fight them.
16:43Exactly.
16:44Sarah Jane?
16:46This is huge.
16:49If I make this public, it'll change everything.
16:54No more hiding in the shadows, saving the world in secret.
16:58I'll be front page news.
17:00Sarah Jane Smith.
17:01Ambassador for Earth, eh?
17:05Analysis complete.
17:07Although the Rackweed has a more complex cell structure than Earth flora,
17:11there is, as far as I can tell, no threat.
17:13It's harmless, then.
17:15See?
17:16Nothing to worry about.
17:17Yeah, but I still don't like it.
17:19Anyway, time you lot were in bed.
17:21School tomorrow.
17:23And you've all got a test.
17:24Am I right?
17:26A test?
17:26Test.
17:27I'm sorry, did someone say test?
17:29Don't really understand that word.
17:31Test.
17:32Assessment of knowledge.
17:34Method through which one human demonstrates intellectual superiority over others.
17:38He knows what it means, canine.
17:40Just not how to pass it.
17:41Luke, Ronnie, bed.
17:43I put a towel in your room.
17:47Tide.
17:48Home.
17:49Uh, I'll wait for you a sec.
17:51I just need to borrow a book for revision.
17:54How much do you know about GCSE biology?
18:07General certificate for secondary education syllabus in biological science includes seven key areas.
18:13Daniel, but I need your help.
18:16Can you come school with me tomorrow?
18:18Negative.
18:19Directional commands may only be issued by the mistress.
18:24Well, you leave me with no choice.
18:27Sorry, boy.
18:27This unit may not be removed.
18:31Excuse me, Clyde.
18:32Oh, please don't tell Sarah Jane.
18:33I'll have him back by lunchtime.
18:35I was going to thank you.
18:36A break from the dog is most appreciated.
18:39Bit annoying, is he?
18:41I couldn't possibly comment.
18:44I'll see myself out.
18:45I'll see myself out.
19:15I'll see myself out.
19:45Sometimes in the end, there's nothing left for you.
19:48If you're just missing you, baby.
19:51I've done too much of you, baby.
19:54Every minute's like a love.
19:56Every hour's like a day.
19:58Every day lives forever.
20:00But what else am I gonna do?
20:03I'll wait forever and a day for you.
20:06I'll wait up, wait up.
20:08I can't hear.
20:09I can't see what else could it be.
20:12Luke?
20:29Luke? Rani? Toast's getting cold.
20:43Hurry up or you'll be late.
20:47What does the matter?
20:50I feel strange.
20:52In what way?
20:55I don't know. It's probably nothing.
20:58It's not nothing if you're feeling ill. The bane gave you perfect health.
21:02Is this what being ill is like?
21:04How do you feel exactly?
21:06Everything's gone blurry. My chest is aching. My head hurts.
21:11Come on, slow coach.
21:15What's up?
21:17Luke's not feeling very well, but you get off to school.
21:20Shouldn't we call a doctor? Rani, school, please.
21:27You should stay home this morning.
21:31Don't want to miss the biology test.
21:33The test can wait. I'll call the school and let them know.
21:39Rani?
21:41Sorry I snapped.
21:43But if Luke's ill, what do I do?
21:45How do I explain him what he is to a doctor?
21:50No. No, you'll probably be fine.
21:52It just never happened before.
21:54I can stay home if you like.
21:56No, no. Your dad wouldn't want you skipping school.
21:58Especially when there's a test.
21:59It was worth a try. See you later.
22:01Yeah. Oh, hello. This is Luke Smith's mother.
22:04No, no. I'm afraid Luke won't be at school today.
22:07He's not feeling very well.
22:08What have you been doing in there?
22:23I got in early to do some revision.
22:26You are such a bad liar, Clyde.
22:28It's the truth. Honest.
22:29I know when you're up to something and you are so up to something.
22:38How are you feeling?
22:41Not great.
22:42Worse?
22:46Right.
22:47Let's be methodical about this.
22:49Go back to the beginning.
22:50What were you doing when it started?
22:53I was in the attic.
22:55The attic.
22:59Analysis complete.
23:00The rackweed is not harmless.
23:03I knew it.
23:06Lathery.
23:07Adaption to its cell structure suggests a more deadly life form.
23:11But couldn't you have seen this coming?
23:13I'm sorry, Sarah Jane.
23:15The plant appears to have mutated since my last report.
23:19I can see that.
23:20There's a great big flower sticking out of it now.
23:22It was probably in a state of deep hibernation.
23:25Something must have triggered its development cycle.
23:27What's going on?
23:29You should be in bed.
23:30According to my analysis,
23:32rackweed seeks out life forms that it deems a threat to its propagation
23:36and drains them of energy.
23:38It will send its victims into a deep, deep coma
23:40from which they will never return.
23:45That's so weird about Lincoln Boy.
23:47He's never got sick before.
23:48Yeah, there's nothing serious.
23:50Sarah Jane was really worried.
23:52How's the, uh, how's the pop one?
23:53Savage cinnamon in the night.
23:54That's not funny, Clyde.
23:56His rackweed stuff might be amazing.
23:58Could feed millions of people.
23:59Yeah, but it'll probably still taste like salad.
24:03Like the world needs more salad.
24:05Do you know what cynical means?
24:06Which I call being realistic.
24:12Where are you going?
24:14Sit here.
24:16Yeah, well, normally sit over here, so...
24:18In.
24:19You're acting really weird.
24:29What are you going to do?
24:36Good morning, Mistress Romney.
24:38Canine.
24:38Emergency analysis continuing.
24:50Look, you're all I've really got.
24:52Everything else.
24:53It's meaningless, all of it.
24:55Makes no sense without me.
24:57I'm sorry to have to tell you, Sarah Jane,
24:59but my sensors indicate that the rackweed
25:01is not confined merely to this house.
25:05How?
25:05It has already reproduced itself.
25:08Most likely by releasing spores.
25:10Like a fungus.
25:12They must have got out through the window.
25:14We've got to stop this.
25:17Oh, I'm so tired.
25:19Luke, please.
25:20Luke.
25:22Luke, can you hear me?
25:22Okay.
25:23Okay.
25:24He has been subjected to an incredibly high dose
25:32of rackweed spores.
25:35Luke, Luke, you must stay awake.
25:45Put your textbooks away.
25:47Sarah Jane, you're hitting the roof.
25:49Sarah Jane isn't going to find out.
25:51What if someone hears him?
25:52He makes a rack...
25:52Back it.
25:53Uh-oh.
25:53If any of you need to go to the...
25:55I borrowed this too.
25:56Relays his voice straight into my ear.
25:59Using K-9 to pass a test.
26:01Even by your standards,
26:02this is a whole new level of stupid.
26:04We may not be allowed textbooks,
26:06but no one said anything about
26:07a super-intelligent robot dog
26:08from the year 5000.
26:10You're insane.
26:12Yep, an insane...
26:13Genius!
26:15I hope you two are paying attention.
26:16Of course, miss.
26:17We're willing to go.
26:18This is all my fault.
26:43Mrs. McLeese, I need you.
26:50Mrs. McLeese, help us!
26:52Look!
26:52Mrs. McLeese, I need you.
26:52Mrs. McLeese, help us!
26:56At its current rate propagation, the Rackweed will have seeded the Hall of London within a few hours.
27:10Is that the Rackweed?
27:12Look!
27:14I've got this! Come on!
27:15The Rackweed, it got you, didn't it? Are you impaired?
27:19If we... why do I know?
27:20It's a half thousand spread. Just a school grounds or server.
27:30It's a...
27:31Let the Hats be!
27:50Let the Hats be!
28:00You