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00:00But Seattle Mariner fans are panicking right now.
00:03Why?
00:04Because the guy that I referred to as a journeyman,
00:06who has only played for Seattle throughout his entire Major League Baseball career,
00:11Bryce Miller, is the starting pitcher for tonight's pivotal Game 5.
00:17I'm looking at his stats right there.
00:19Is that the kind of guy that you have the utmost of confidence
00:23to give you a dominant start in a must-win Game 5, Tyrone?
00:27Absolutely not.
00:28Absolutely not.
00:30That ERA over 5, and I did a little bit more digging.
00:33And his was crazy.
00:34I have nothing against Bryce Miller.
00:36I'm sure he's a great kid.
00:37But I do have something against Mariners fans now.
00:40So screw all of you.
00:41So by proxy, I'm going to take shots at Bryce Miller.
00:44He doesn't deserve this attacker's shots, but the Mariner fan base does.
00:48You've gone 24 years without getting to an ALCS,
00:52and now you guys are bowing out your chest and peacocking around town
00:56like you're God's gift to baseball.
00:57So the guy that I took a shot at in round one of the playoffs, Bryce Miller,
01:03is the starting pitcher.
01:05So I did a little research, all right?
01:07I did a little more research.
01:08How many times this year do you think Bryce Miller has gone more than six innings
01:13of baseball as a starting pitcher?
01:15I'm going to try to give him the benefit of the doubt and say twice.
01:18Twice, okay?
01:19How about never?
01:20Oh.
01:21He has never thrown more than six innings in a single start all year long, okay?
01:26By the way, how many times has he gone six innings?
01:29All right?
01:30All right.
01:30What do you think the answer to that question is?
01:32Well, I mean, with the way they were talking to you,
01:34I'm going to say a dozen times the way they were talking.
01:36Twice.
01:37Right.
01:37The way Mariners fans talk, Bryce Miller's the second coming of Nolan Ryan.
01:41And the thing you guys kept harping on me about was what he did,
01:45not this year, but in 2024.
01:48Well, why does that matter?
01:49Like, it's relevant to what's going on this year.
01:51Sad to say, it's not.
01:54He has been a project this year.
01:56He has been injured this year.
01:58He's actually having off-season surgery.
02:00He's got some bone spurs in his elbow,
02:02which means he's also not going to be ready to pitch
02:04at the start of the season next year, most likely,
02:07kind of like Carlos Redon for the New York Yankees.
02:09They may not be ready until mid-April.
02:12Another story for another day.
02:14But for all your smack talk,
02:16specifically at me and against me throughout this entire weekend,
02:20I'm talking millions of views and millions of comments
02:23because I referred to him as a journeyman.
02:26I went on and said, my bad on that one word.
02:29He's not a journeyman.
02:31He just pitches like one.
02:33He's just a guy.
02:33That's all.
02:34He's just a guy.
02:34He's just a dude.
02:35Just a guy, yeah.
02:36He has an ERA this year over five.
02:40That's what he is right now.
02:42So I ask you, Seattle Mariner fans,
02:45what's your level of confidence in winning game five tonight
02:49against the Toronto Blue Jays,
02:51whose offense has woken up like they're stealing signs
02:54from the Yankees again?
02:57All of a sudden, everybody's hitting the ball
03:00for the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:01I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:06I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:08I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:09I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:10I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:12I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:14I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:16I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:18I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:20I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:22I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:24I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:26I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
03:28I'm going to go to the Toronto Blue Jays.
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