00:00Thank you, buddy.
00:01You know, a happy opening day to you.
00:02I know it's your favorite day of the year.
00:04Oh, wait a minute.
00:05Do you have any music?
00:06Adam, do you have any baseball music?
00:07You want me to play you out?
00:09Is that what you want, Dan?
00:10You want me to play you out?
00:11Yeah, it's a little underneath me.
00:13I wrote this a few minutes ago.
00:14You guys good?
00:15Oh, yeah.
00:16Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:16Okay, so you want something that's like a little more.
00:19Oh, you're kind of springing this on me here.
00:21The natural theme.
00:22Give him that.
00:23Yeah, whatever.
00:24Yeah, that'd be great.
00:25I could do that, too.
00:26I'll see if that's in here.
00:27So is this some free verse that you've written, Dan?
00:32You know me, Artie.
00:33It's a really, really, really free verse.
00:36All right.
00:37Give me the music, and I'll give it a shot, okay?
00:41All right, here we go.
00:43Hey, hey, it's opening day, and now we get baseball almost every day.
00:48The crack of the bat, the zip of the ball, the sound of the crowd.
00:52Yes, we've got it all.
00:53It starts tonight with the Yankees and Judge battling the Giants and Devers?
00:59Oh, fudge.
01:00As for the Sox, what do you say?
01:02They start tomorrow with Garrett Crochet.
01:05They've also got Ramirez, Ranger Suarez, Sonny Gray.
01:09Two stud starters.
01:10It's where they chose to pay.
01:12Chapman's your closer with Whitlock and Slayton.
01:15Moran and Coulomb after are your lefties, but maybe Peyton.
01:20Roman Anthony is a good franchise player.
01:23Yes, he's that good.
01:24Ignore the naysayer.
01:26There's Duran, Abreu, Contreras, and Story with Raffaella, Meyer, Durbin,
01:31ready to lead them to glory.
01:33Alex Corr is your leader.
01:35He won't let you down.
01:36In fact, in 2026, he'll guide them to a World Series crown.
01:43Play ball.
01:44Play ball!
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