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00:00Hey, what's the matter with you?
00:15You alright, mate?
00:17Do you need us to call the police?
00:18No, no, no, I'll give you just a little stag thing going wrong.
00:23Stag then?
00:24You're getting married, Ronnie Craig.
00:26Just chill out, yeah? Enjoy your morning.
00:30Hey, Rush, have you come out of shape?
00:33See your lucky days, mate.
00:35Oi, this is for the Rumford boys.
00:38I'm moving products in their area.
00:40And you leave them straight to my daughter.
00:41Why don't I do it for choice today?
00:44First Harry with the cameras.
00:46Listen, Harry's been done.
00:48Lucky no, guys, do something about Rumford, you know?
00:51You're going to think that we're slipping.
00:52Listen, keep moving this plan.
00:54Leave them Rumford boys to me.
00:56I'll source them.
01:00Right, yes.
01:07Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:10Morning.
01:11Thank you for agreeing to this at such short notice.
01:15Couldn't have Madam here lounging around all day.
01:17Oh, it's no problem.
01:18We can't have a power outage at school stopping us, can we, Lily?
01:21Eh?
01:22You all my friends should get the day off.
01:24Yeah, well, all your friends aren't getting behind with their studies, are they?
01:27It's good to keep yourself occupied.
01:30Today's going to be fun.
01:31Yes.
01:32And I've made you both lunch.
01:33I didn't quite know what you wanted, so I've made cheese and ham, cheese and cucumber,
01:37and if you like toast intolerant, cucumber margarine.
01:40Mmm, shouldn't have bothered.
01:41Plus, I've been up since silly o'clock, so I gave you something to do.
01:46Visitors.
01:46Nigel, I'm tutoring Lily today, I did mention it, at the same time that I said you should
01:51go and have a shower and get dressed.
01:53Did you not say, um, breakfast?
01:55Yes, that too.
01:56There you go.
01:57Thanks.
01:59Sorry.
01:59Come on.
02:02Oh, and, uh, take that upstairs with you and be careful of the tea, because it's hot.
02:06Oh, uh, did Claire get off to school all right?
02:10Yes, she did.
02:11Sweetie.
02:11All right.
02:16His routine's all out of kilter over the last few days since I've been busy.
02:21Ah.
02:22Well, I've got club toilets to scrub, so, um, delete less behaviour.
02:26I'd love to stay and do all of this.
02:28Mm-hm.
02:29Hey.
02:31Right, um...
02:33Shall we get started, then?
02:35Oh, uh, how about a little bit of history first?
02:40I think we have to.
02:43I cannot face it in my ear, Mum.
02:46You never know.
02:47Some of your clients might have found it funny.
02:50Well, my boss didn't.
02:53I've got a disciplinary today.
02:55All those years of hard graft.
02:57Building up trust.
03:00It's just hanging by a thread.
03:02I mean, maybe I could talk to him, you know, explain the situation with Lex.
03:07Yeah.
03:10Excuse me.
03:11You got any idea how much trouble your little stunt has caused, Johnny?
03:13He's been trying really hard with you.
03:16What, and this is how you thank him?
03:18Maybe it's been a lot for her to process, us getting together.
03:22It doesn't excuse her jeopardising your job.
03:24You got anything to say?
03:26I'm really, really sorry, Johnny.
03:28Trying to stress, play your job, OK?
03:37Just give him that car charm.
03:38No, that was nice.
03:48It's not often we all have a sit-down breakfast together, is it?
03:51It ain't often a school show, right?
03:52Yeah, well, I'm glad it is, because I'm tired of all the talk about jobs.
03:56How about go to Stratford?
03:57Catch a movie or something.
04:00Yeah?
04:02I have to Ravi.
04:03Want to make a day of it?
04:04Movie, bowling?
04:05Priya, look, I can't cancel plans at the drop of that, yeah?
04:08Sorry, but maybe later.
04:14Avani Nandrehart.
04:15And he's asking?
04:16I'm Maisie from Social Services.
04:18This is PC Jennings.
04:20Would it be OK to have a chat in private?
04:31Fuck, man.
04:33Push coffee off the ice cream.
04:35He's not supposed to fix everything.
04:40And then I said that you'd probably be discharged later.
04:45You went to see him yesterday, didn't you?
04:48Julie was just saying that he was asking for me, and I...
04:51I don't know what to do for the best.
04:56It's still my son, babe, OK?
04:58My responsibility, I had to go.
05:01He's the reason that I am in here.
05:04Yeah, I know.
05:05And I ain't defending him, I swear.
05:10I mean, it's down to me that he's been charged.
05:14He haunts me.
05:15What do you mean it's down to you?
05:16I, um...
05:21Found some videos on his laptop, and I handed that in to the old bill.
05:31Videos of what?
05:31What videos, Ross?
05:40This conversation might be better between just us.
05:50I want her to stay.
05:52Go on, then.
05:53Spit it out.
05:53We're here to talk about your relationship with Joel Marshall.
06:00We know you were both intimate.
06:02Oh, come on, you ain't seriously pulling her up on that.
06:04It was one time.
06:05As we said, Avani's not in any trouble.
06:08At all.
06:09But a video's been found.
06:11Looks like it was filmed on a hidden camera.
06:14It's of you and Joel having sex.
06:18It's been uploaded online, and as you're underage, there's...
06:21Wait a second, go back.
06:22Uploaded where online?
06:24How many people have seen it?
06:25We can't be sure exactly.
06:27It was found on the same website that was streamed during her school assembly.
06:32Avani, did you have any knowledge of this?
06:34Sorry, look at her.
06:35Does she look like she did?
06:36I know, this is a lot to take in.
06:39But the police are working very hard to get the video taken down, and I will be...
06:42I mean, it hasn't been done already.
06:44This pervert there who can still watch it.
06:46Avani, wait, where are you going?
06:48Well, keep chill.
06:48You might have to walk for the man.
06:50Just keep shifting the food, eh?
06:52Avani!
06:53Avani!
06:53Avani, wait!
06:55Let's talk about this!
06:56Avani!
06:57What the hell's going on?
06:59This has a sick old Joel.
07:00He's filmed the bone having sex, and he's put it on the internet.
07:04And we need to find her before she does something stupid.
07:06All this time, I thought he'd deleted the videos, and I wound him off those websites and those forums.
07:21I never thought he'd go this far.
07:25He stood over me.
07:28Filming.
07:31Like he gave him power.
07:32He took me thinking about it.
07:37He is evil.
07:42He is evil.
07:42After he's appeared in court later.
07:54After he's appeared in court later.
07:59Maybe, somehow, we can...
08:03Brush it under the carpet, like you did before.
08:08Pretend you ain't got a monster for a son.
08:11We both thought we were doing the right thing.
08:13What?
08:20I was just trying to be a good step-mom.
08:22And you are.
08:23I can't be part of any family that includes him.
08:37Please.
08:38Don't.
08:38No.
08:41Just leave me, please.
08:53Would you keep me posted as to what happens in court, please?
09:08Yeah, thanks.
09:10Bye-bye.
09:10Bye-bye.
09:11Sorry.
09:12Completely distracted.
09:13Pretend you can't see me.
09:17Oh, honestly, you're all right.
09:18Might as well have them.
09:19I hate cucumber and drood.
09:20It's not really fast.
09:21Oh.
09:24Okay, so, Queen Elizabeth's secret lover, Robert Dudley.
09:28I went to school with her, Robert Dudley.
09:31Not the same chap, Nigel?
09:32No.
09:33He had a twin sister, Irene.
09:38Oh, she was gorgeous.
09:39Well, what you kids had called fit.
09:42Well fit.
09:44She never gave me a second look.
09:47She fancied Grant.
09:49I don't think Lily's interested in the ones that got away, Nigel.
09:52No, no, of course not, no.
09:54So, uh, her study is going all right?
09:57Oh, yes, thank you.
09:58Much easier about to blow on me up.
10:00Yeah, um...
10:02Irene turned into a little hussy like you.
10:05Yeah, she and the baby got sent away in the end.
10:08So, at least you got my Julie here,
10:10helping you through your mistakes.
10:12He didn't mean that.
10:22Lily's not well, ma'am.
10:23And I can get him to apologise.
10:24Yeah, well, well, I don't care.
10:25Yeah, she's here.
10:49The allotments, yeah?
10:51Okay.
10:54Ivani?
10:55Look, is it going to be all right?
10:57It's not all right.
10:58It's not all right.
10:59Listen, listen, none of this is your fault.
11:01Now leave it with me, because I'm going to sort it.
11:03How?
11:04How are you going to sort it, Dad?
11:06What are you going to do?
11:07Are you going to beat Joel up?
11:08Are you going to dangle him off a bridge?
11:10I don't need any of that from you.
11:12All right.
11:13Now talk to me.
11:16Say more.
11:19This video is going to haunt me forever.
11:23He's ruined my life.
11:25Listen, listen.
11:26Joel violated your trust,
11:27but you can't let him break you as well,
11:28because you're stronger than that.
11:31It would just be easier if I just disappeared.
11:35I can't handle any more people judging me.
11:38No one's going to be judging you, babe.
11:41It's Joel and his stupid haircut.
11:43They're going to be judging, yeah?
11:45Now you're going to walk home,
11:48head held high,
11:49and I'm going to be right here with you.
11:51Every step of the way.
11:54I promise.
11:59Come, babe.
12:01Yeah, come.
12:01Come.
12:06I'll be okay.
12:13Oh.
12:24The thought in here smelled better than usual.
12:27Cheers again, yeah?
12:28I appreciate it.
12:29Oh, he's fit.
12:36May of yours.
12:38I think his name's Darren.
12:39Oh, but to pay him a cupcake.
12:40Oh, did he?
12:41Oh, did Darren.
12:42Oh, did Darren.
12:42I did that.
12:43Oh, cool.
12:43You're a bit jealous.
12:47Oh, you are.
12:48Look at you.
12:52As if.
12:53Jasmine, it's 20, 25, ain't it?
12:54Couple of freebies you want.
12:56I do.
12:57Jasmine, babe, look at me.
12:58I'm irresistible.
12:59Yeah?
13:00Cupcakes are nothing.
13:01They're just small cakes.
13:04I always get off the main course of dessert.
13:05Big talk.
13:09Prove it.
13:11Ow.
13:14Walk me to work and I'll show you.
13:21Here, Jean.
13:22Be careful with that dang good on the cheek.
13:24Oh.
13:24Now, in fact, Elvis, that'll burn all through your jeans.
13:29Back already?
13:30Yeah, I finished early.
13:32Oh, John, I thought out for Julie to tutor you all day.
13:34It's not even lunchtime.
13:36What's happened?
13:38It's just Nigel.
13:41He called me a hussy and he said Charlie was a mistake.
13:44I thought I get it.
13:44He's poorly.
13:46Yeah, exactly.
13:47He didn't mean it.
13:48Just, what have you said about everyone's thinking deep down?
13:51Darling, nobody is thinking that deep down.
13:53And even if they did, who gives a toss?
13:55You've got your family around you.
13:56That's all that matters.
13:58Yeah, don't change what you said, though.
14:03Do you know,
14:04I thought something was off this morning.
14:07I think Nigel might be a bit discombobulated with all Julie's comings and goings.
14:11I'm going to go and have a word.
14:13That's not all.
14:13Are you having a clear out?
14:20Yeah.
14:22This is all my stuff.
14:23I said Vicky.
14:24Just told Sharon everything she wants you got.
14:28Where am I supposed to go?
14:29As far away from here as possible.
14:31I'll take your key.
14:31Come on.
14:32Vicky wants you got me before she gets time.
14:34Come on.
14:36What, she actually said that?
14:37Look, every tie she has to your son needs to be cut.
14:40And that includes you.
14:43Please.
14:47Don't freeze me out.
14:48I'm sorry.
14:49That's just the way it is.
14:50Kitty.
14:50Jimmy, have I done something?
15:07If you're upset about India...
15:11Jimmy?
15:12Oh, right.
15:15Uh, you need to disappear.
15:17I need to sight this.
15:18So what?
15:19Come on.
15:20Come on.
15:21Yeah, I'm coming.
15:22Yes, just a minute.
15:23Come on, I'm going to the cafe.
15:24I'll let you in a bit.
15:25Come on.
15:25Yes, I'm coming.
15:31Julie?
15:32Yes, yes.
15:34Oh, um, Lily told me what Nigel said.
15:39I'm really sorry.
15:40He was completely out of words.
15:41I'm actually here for you.
15:43What are you thinking?
15:45You're a full-time teacher.
15:48And you're caring for Nigel, which is a job in itself.
15:50And you're Joel's appropriate what's-it.
15:53And you've taken on Lily for extra tuition.
15:56I mean, this is way too much.
15:58You're wrong, ragged.
16:01Sorry.
16:07Well, there's no need for waterworks.
16:09I don't want to see you flag a free drink.
16:13Oh, that bloke.
16:14Well, you're so irresistible.
16:18Yeah, obviously, I'm just, um...
16:21But, you know, I'm 17 here, all right?
16:23And I'm on time.
16:24Don't want to cause you and me away.
16:26That sounds like excuses.
16:27Do you know what?
16:27Let me show you how it's done.
16:29Wait a minute.
16:29Jalen, I'll do you want better.
16:31I'll get his number instead.
16:33Oh, yeah.
16:34Yeah.
16:34Okay.
16:35Yeah.
16:39Sure you want me to be in jail?
16:41Please.
16:41Oscar!
16:42Huh?
16:43Why are you playing at me?
16:44I've been waiting for you on the stall.
16:46I've got to get Jimmy.
16:46Come on.
16:47Oh, goodness.
16:48Is that the time?
16:48What am I like?
16:49Okay, see you around, yeah?
16:51Sorry, can I help you?
16:58Okay.
16:59What?
17:00Well, I'm not mentioning my business part.
17:03You're in business with this kid?
17:05Yeah, yeah.
17:06We've got way back.
17:07Food, yeah?
17:08Yeah.
17:08One of the ones who does all the hard work, you know?
17:10Traveling about.
17:12Negotiations.
17:12That's all.
17:14No, I've got enough for everyone.
17:15I'll be in a minute.
17:19Okay.
17:19Make it quick, yeah?
17:22Tonight's supposed to be about a while.
17:28I'll be in in a minute.
17:37Man.
17:38Oh, you've got a difference with guys?
17:39I don't want answers, all right?
17:40They expect us to stand on business and deal with that one.
17:42Yeah, I don't find this situation.
17:43What do you want me to do?
17:44What do you think that man cares?
17:46Man, they want us to deal with that.
17:48If we don't, a damn man will turn on us.
17:51Your family can wait, bro.
18:04Sorry, I feel a little bit overtired, I think.
18:08You need a good cry every now and then.
18:10Thank you, thank you, thank you.
18:14My mum used to say, an empty sack never stands.
18:18Oh.
18:19Not that I'm calling you a...
18:21No.
18:21Well, I suppose I've been spreading myself a little bit thin recently.
18:31Well, it can't be easy, looking after Nigel, even on the best of days.
18:35No.
18:37In my head, he's still my bumbling buffoon.
18:49But in reality, he's fading.
18:52He's, um...
18:54He's becoming someone else.
18:57A different person.
18:59My Nigel would never have said those things to Lily.
19:01Never in a million years he wouldn't have even thought them.
19:03Oh, I know.
19:07And it's hard watching someone get closer to the end, isn't it?
19:12I had something similar with Daniel.
19:20And what was it like?
19:24At the end?
19:26Quietly beautiful.
19:27Inside, I was screaming.
19:32But...
19:33Daniel passed before he became, um...
19:37Dependent.
19:38I just...
19:39Remember that feeling of...
19:43Dread.
19:45That you're probably going through now.
19:46Time's like those friends and family are gold dust, eh?
19:54Yeah, well, they're pretty thin on the ground at the moment.
20:02I only live just there.
20:05And I love a cup of tea.
20:09Well, if you're Bruce, I was this good, then...
20:11I wouldn't send more.
20:14Ah.
20:15Come on.
20:19Why are we tracking up, Luke?
20:22I use that much privacy in the eyes.
20:26Plus, I want to check out your doing.
20:29You know, if only you can talk to me.
20:32I'm not going to kneecap anyone.
20:34I just want to be a good dad.
20:37Better than I had.
20:38You are a good dad.
20:40And you have the time.
20:45I know I haven't been present.
20:47Not for day.
20:50You know, all this stuff after Joel and the abortion.
20:53And finally, I just want to be here for you now.
20:58I'm just tired, Dad.
21:01I'm just so tired.
21:03This whole year is just...
21:04It's been peak.
21:07It's been minutes.
21:10You know, sometimes I get, like, this feeling in my chest.
21:15It just feels like there's...
21:17Like there's not deep down, and...
21:20I just feel like I'm suffocating.
21:24I think I just need a break.
21:25You know, let's have one.
21:33Yeah, we could, uh...
21:35We could look up last-minute deals.
21:37Somewhere chill.
21:38A bit of sun.
21:41Yeah.
21:41What about Ibiza?
21:43Is that good?
21:45You been for real?
21:46Yeah, for real.
21:48You know, we could all do it with a proper break.
21:50And there's absolutely no harm in waiting a few weeks
21:54before we face our problems.
21:59You're a bastard.
22:03I'm so excited about my plan for number five.
22:07So you're really serious about this, this B&B thing, then?
22:10Boutique hotel.
22:12And yes, of course.
22:13I'm now entering the full-on interior design mode.
22:16Good to see you enter full-on work, babe.
22:18Excuse me.
22:18Yeah, you're going to be left with my mum
22:20and her only mode is disappearing, yeah?
22:22So good luck with that.
22:23Does Cindy have a habit of going AWOL, does she?
22:26There you are.
22:28Go ahead.
22:29How'd it go?
22:30Good work.
22:31Yeah.
22:32I mean, I've still got a job, so...
22:33Well, that's a release then, isn't it?
22:35No.
22:35It was really humiliating.
22:37I was begging my boss not to crack the whip.
22:39And I much prefer being the whipper,
22:42not the whippy.
22:44How many of you have happened?
22:47Just a few.
22:48Do you want to join?
22:49No, no, I've got to get back for Lex.
22:50She's still feeling a bit picky, except...
22:52Yeah, I can't.
22:53For real, so...
22:54Superbots for too long.
22:56You'll be sticking up for her, Alia.
22:59See you, Tom?
23:00Yeah.
23:00I'm just searching for flights.
23:16I keep up getting these messages.
23:18Oh, pop-up pads.
23:22Drive me mad and all.
23:24Going somewhere nice?
23:26Oh, thanks.
23:28India.
23:29Hoping to take my wife there as a surprise.
23:31Of course.
23:32Of course, if they've got us all over about then.
23:35Yeah.
23:36Well, these prices, never mind Doha, won't even get as far as Dover.
23:41Oh, me and my nana Cora love just going down the bingo.
23:47That's why she got barred.
23:48Why did she get barred?
23:49Oh, yeah.
23:50Anyway, maybe the missus would be happy with that.
23:52No, no, no.
23:53Julie's had a heart set on India for years now.
23:56I just want to make the love of my life happy.
23:59We had to spend our savings on getting a new roof.
24:05Julie was devastated.
24:08Roofs.
24:09Oh, you've got that sexy mower collecting dust out there.
24:13Bet that's worth a few quid.
24:15Oh, Marie, good idea.
24:17I don't know, please.
24:19Oi.
24:21Why aren't you on the stove?
24:22Been there all day, deserve five minutes, don't I?
24:25Yeah, sister.
24:27How much did you pay for his old Morris Minor?
24:32Andrew, are you thinking of setting up?
24:33I'm having to take a look here.
24:35No, no, no, not at all.
24:38Well, shame.
24:40If you ever do, you know where I am.
24:43I can't sell my car.
24:45She's got too much sentimental value.
24:48Surely a dream of Holly Bob's with Julie, as well.
24:52Here you go.
24:54Thank you, Heather.
24:57Everything will work.
24:58It's going to run over.
24:59You can be your own boss.
25:01Run your own law firm.
25:02Yeah, but he can't just start his own business.
25:04I mean, it's this madness, isn't it?
25:06Well, I mean, Gran's doing it.
25:08Yeah.
25:08I suppose I could just draft, just draft, a little business proposal.
25:13Put the feelers out.
25:14No time like the present.
25:16This might work, you know.
25:17I think we need another round of creme liqueur.
25:20Calcium.
25:21We've got a future to map out and clients to nab.
25:23Oh, yeah.
25:26All right, it's definitely my cuter heads.
25:29What?
25:29No, no, no.
25:29Don't do anything too drastic, please.
25:31All right.
25:31Bye-bye.
25:32Bye.
25:32So, you want me in charge?
25:37Yeah.
25:38I want you to come back, yeah?
25:39I don't want no calls, texts, nothing.
25:42If you set this up, also release Harry.
25:44He's served his purpose and he's learned his lesson.
25:47We'll bring Gojo back down here.
25:49We'll change our tune.
25:52I don't need the accurate of their families, yeah?
25:55All right.
25:56You and me.
25:57I want to enjoy the time with the fam.
25:58All of us are so lucky.
26:18Cheers, mate.
26:24Take your time.
26:24There's no rush.
26:26Mind the cut.
26:28Well, it's good to have you back, Vic.
26:32Our cafe's dropped over a famous lasagna and cheese.
26:37Ross and Jewel are gone.
26:38You're safe now, okay?
26:42Come on.
26:43It's all right.
26:43All right.
26:43Your prayers must have been on Sunday.
27:05Burberry's told me to let you go.
27:10Burberry's not in charge anymore.
27:20I am.
27:24And I think it's best if you stay put.
27:26What do you think I'm going to do to me?
27:32Oh, yeah.
27:34Think about Lincoln with Gina at my home on the side.
27:37Anyways.
27:37Boys.
27:57Yes.
27:58Oh.
27:58Yes.
28:00I don't.
28:00Yes.
28:01No.
28:02No.
28:03No.
28:03No.
28:04No.
28:05No.
28:05No.
28:06No.
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