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00:00What do you fancy? Do you fancy some jam on toast?
00:26Or you could have a bowl of dead soldiers if you like.
00:29You've got some bare-faced cheek.
00:34Sneaking out of here, are we?
00:37I take it you've stayed over with Carl?
00:40Or have you just picked up some random-er from the bar?
00:43Can we not do this in front of him, please?
00:45Oh, OK.
00:47So it's all right for you to carry on with Carl in front of him, is it?
00:50How do you live with yourself, eh?
00:53Ruining the lives of those boys.
00:55And for what, eh? A quick bunk-up?
00:58Look, I know you hate me.
01:00And you're right, sir.
01:02But me and Carl love each other.
01:04And we wish we didn't, but we do.
01:06Well, that's all that matters then, isn't it?
01:08Eh? What you want.
01:10From now on, you stay away from my family.
01:14Yeah?
01:16In fact, you can move as far away from here as possible.
01:20Greenland's nice this time of year.
01:22And then we can just all pretend you never existed.
01:26You're OK?
01:40It's been better, but yeah, I'm OK.
01:44Do you want a brew? I can stick kettle on if you want.
01:46No, you're all right.
01:48You get off, it's late.
01:50It feels weird.
01:52The house is just so quiet.
01:54Well, better get used to it.
01:55Why would she even do this?
01:56With him?
01:57I thought she loved us.
01:58She loves you?
01:59No, she doesn't.
02:00I hate her for this.
02:01Oh!
02:02I'm just like you.
02:03And your new new new room for my house.
02:04It's supposed to be just so quiet in the room.
02:05What am I doing?
02:06And what do you want to do?
02:07Do you want a brew?
02:08I can stick kettle on if you want.
02:09No.
02:10You're alright.
02:11You get off.
02:12It's late.
02:13It feels weird.
02:14The house is just so quiet.
02:15Well.
02:16Better get used to it.
02:17Why would she even do this?
02:19With him?
02:20I thought she loved us.
02:21She loves you?
02:22No, she doesn't.
02:23I hate her for this.
02:30Oh, dear.
02:35Oh, dear.
02:38Oh, dear.
02:43Oh, dear.
02:47Oh, dear.
02:50Oh, stupid.
02:52Someone really...
02:55Out of tight, Rage?
02:57I don't see what we have to learn for, anyway.
02:59I don't know. Sign of respect.
03:01You can't get yourself lucky you don't have to wear one every day.
03:03Come here.
03:07If you want something done properly.
03:09Oh, I can't do it from this side, then.
03:11Well, with that in mind, I've got some ironing you can do later.
03:15Very funny.
03:17You can be careful or I'll tie it tighter.
03:22Things will go fine today.
03:25I wish you were with me.
03:27Is there, like, there's no way you can take a few hours off this afternoon?
03:30I can't.
03:32George has messed up.
03:33He's, um, double-booked us.
03:35Two funerals.
03:36Two?
03:37Yep.
03:38It's gonna be like Piccadilly Circus.
03:40Right, let's have a look at you.
03:42He's straightening up a bit, but looks sexy in black.
03:48You know, I know I wasn't the biggest fan of Noah.
03:52Understatement.
03:53But I do also know that things were complicated between the two of you.
03:59So it's no wonder that you feel confused.
04:02Things will get better, though.
04:04Hey, how about I treat you to a quick coffee?
04:08Put your head off.
04:10Oh, it's better than now.
04:11Can you believe that Shanice's teacher had a go at me again when I dropped her off?
04:28Well, what have we done this time?
04:30It was about her homework.
04:32You know that igloo?
04:34She said she looked like she hadn't made much effort.
04:37Well, I spent all weekend making that for her.
04:39I know.
04:40So did you drop in on Kev?
04:42Well, I'm gonna do that later.
04:44Mm.
04:45Do you think he's gonna be all right?
04:47Oh, I don't know.
04:49It's one thing I'll be training, but I'll be.
04:52Tricia?
04:57Are you texting each other?
04:59No, no.
05:00She just wanted a recommendation for a restaurant, that's all.
05:03What?
05:04And you really expect me to believe that?
05:06All right, so because we knew each other when we were kids, we're suddenly having a secret
05:10affair, are we?
05:11Er, who said anything about a secret affair?
05:13Well, that's obviously what you're thinking.
05:15No, it wasn't till now.
05:18You know what?
05:19If you're gonna be like this, I'm just gonna go.
05:21Now, hang on a minute, Tim.
05:22What is going on here?
05:23Nothing.
05:24Nothing's going on.
05:26I'm going to work.
05:27So, er, what are you doing after you've finished cleaning?
05:29I don't know.
05:30Why are you asking?
05:31No reason.
05:32I thought, er, maybe we could do something.
05:33Oh.
05:34Like what?
05:35I'll take you for a drink at the Rovers.
05:36Oh, hello.
05:37Hello.
05:38There's an offer you can't resist.
05:39Oh, do you not think I'm about to stay at home?
05:40Put my feet up, watch a bit of Virgin River.
05:41Oh, do you watch it?
05:42No.
05:43It's my go-to for a girly night in.
05:44Come on.
05:45Yeah, me too.
05:46Oh, Jack Sheridan.
05:47Do you know, I think I love him more than that fella from Yellowstone.
05:48Kevin Costner?
05:49No, he's son Casey.
05:50Oh, you dirty cow.
05:51See ya.
05:52Ta-ra, love.
05:53Tell you what.
05:54I don't want to take you out for your tea to the bistro.
05:56Order a nice bottle of wine.
05:57That's more like it.
05:58All right then, Jack Sheridan.
05:59See ya.
06:00See ya.
06:01I'll put my feet up, watch a bit of Virgin River.
06:02Oh, do you watch it and all?
06:03It's my go-to for a girly night in.
06:04Yeah, me too.
06:05Oh, Jack Sheridan.
06:06Do you know, I think I love him more than that fella from Yellowstone.
06:08Kevin Costner?
06:09No, he's son Casey.
06:10Oh, you dirty cow.
06:11See ya.
06:12Ta-ra, love.
06:13Tell you what.
06:14Why don't I take you out for your tea to the bistro?
06:17Order a nice bottle of wine.
06:19That's more like it.
06:20All right then.
06:21Jack Sheridan.
06:22See ya later.
06:23See ya.
06:24See ya back at the office.
06:25See ya later.
06:26Hello.
06:27Hi, hello.
06:28Hiya.
06:29Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
06:30There are two sets of bits, haven't you?
06:32Hello.
06:33If Theo asks, you've got a double-butt tea for your notes.
06:37Sorry?
06:38I'll explain later.
06:40You and Christina look very loved up.
06:42Oh, don't know about that.
06:44All the way, I've just asked her out for a tea at the bistro.
06:47Very smooth.
06:48Don't suppose you and Theo could join us, could you?
06:51I know.
06:52Look, Theo's not going to be in the mood.
06:55He's going to know his funeral.
06:56Who is that?
07:00Oh, it's Pete.
07:01He's a local property developer.
07:03Me and Gary have got a meeting with him tomorrow about a joke.
07:05Sounds lucrative.
07:06Yeah, it could be.
07:07Yeah.
07:08You seem very relaxed, George, considering you've got two funerals on today.
07:12What?
07:13Oh, yeah.
07:14No, I probably should be getting back, shouldn't I?
07:17Like, er...
07:19Hope everything goes okay with Noah's.
07:21Oh, cheers.
07:22All right.
07:24I won't be long, George.
07:25Yeah, take your time.
07:26I'll get some drinks.
07:27Knock, knock.
07:28Oh, she's up, which is good.
07:43But she hasn't finished her breakfast, which is bad.
07:46Yeah, have you seen it?
07:48Are you kidding, honey?
07:49It looks delicious.
07:50Anyway, your father has bought you some magazines and...
07:55a jigsaw puzzle.
07:57Wow.
07:58Come on, honey.
07:59We used to love doing these when you were younger.
08:01Yeah, when I was about six.
08:03Well, I need to give it a go, babe.
08:04Look, it's one of those narrowly factory scenes.
08:07Look.
08:08We can have so much fun putting all these little merch stick people back together again.
08:11Yeah, maybe later.
08:13You know when Peter was really low, he said these things were a real lifeline.
08:18Look, Dad.
08:19Look, I get what you're saying, but can we just...
08:21Can I just drop it?
08:22Okay, I will.
08:25So, um...
08:26Hey.
08:28Any more thoughts on what we were talking about yesterday?
08:30You know, your cause?
08:31Look, I've already told you.
08:33Okay, I've made up my mind.
08:34I know that things seem really bad right now.
08:36Okay, well, a bit of support, your counselling.
08:39You'd be on your feet in no time, babe.
08:41Well, and then what?
08:42What, everything will just go back to the way it was before?
08:46No.
08:47No, it won't.
08:49All I did was try and help people.
08:54And what did I get in return, eh?
08:57Got people hating and attacking me.
09:01I've made up my mind, and I'm quitting.
09:04Hiya.
09:06It's a bit late to be heading off to school, innit?
09:09Is that your breakfast?
09:11Look, I know you'll never forgive me, but I still really care about you, Jack.
09:17I love you and I always will.
09:19How's your dad?
09:20Is he okay?
09:21Are you for real?
09:22No, he isn't okay.
09:23He's sitting at home in his pyjamas because he's too depressed to open up the garage.
09:27So don't talk about us like you actually give a damn.
09:39Late start.
09:40I wish.
09:41What's up?
09:42Nothing important.
09:43No, go on.
09:45I've just been feeling really wiped out lately.
09:48Like I've run a marathon.
09:50And I also found blood in my, you know.
09:53All right.
09:54Well, have you told Dr Gadass?
09:56Yeah.
09:57She said it's probably nothing.
09:59Is that all she said?
10:01Is it?
10:02I mean, keep this between us, but she did say that just to be on the safe side, I should
10:08probably go to the hospital and get a camera put up there.
10:10Right.
10:11So that's where I'm going now.
10:13I always think I'm not going with you.
10:15I haven't told him.
10:16Well, he's got enough on his plate with Noah's funeral.
10:19That's where he is now.
10:20I still think you should have told him.
10:23All right, look.
10:24I'll take you.
10:25No, you don't have to do that.
10:26Do that.
10:27I'm coming.
10:28No arguments.
10:29What?
10:30Thanks.
10:31We'll get a sherbet lemon afterwards.
10:32Only if you're a good boy.
10:33You don't make too much of a fuss.
10:34Come on.
10:40Hiya.
10:42Hi, it's you.
10:43I was looking for Tim.
10:44Have you seen him?
10:45No.
10:46Oh.
10:47Right.
10:48Well, if you do see him, could you let him know I'm looking for him?
10:52Shall I let Sally know as well?
10:55I'm sorry.
10:56His wife.
10:58Only she might not be overly enthused knowing that you're sniffing around after him.
11:04Sniffing around?
11:06That is what you're doing, isn't it?
11:08I was passing.
11:09Thought I'd come and say hello to an old friend.
11:11Now, there's not a law against that, is there?
11:14There is for grooming.
11:15I'm sorry.
11:16I think you've got me confused with someone else.
11:18I know.
11:19Tim told me all about how you abused him as a boy.
11:24All right?
11:26Did you tell...
11:27Did you tell him that I abused you?
11:30No.
11:31We're going about to go seven.
11:33Then how come he's just accused me of it?
11:35What are you doing there?
11:36I ran into Jack on his way to the tram.
11:40Can't have.
11:41He left ages ago.
11:42He had a bag of crisps and one of them energy drinks.
11:45He's obviously stopped off at the shops.
11:46Wherever else.
11:47Wherever else.
11:48Oh.
11:49Oh.
11:50He's worried about you.
11:51Are you okay?
11:52Because you don't look it?
11:53Close the door on the way out.
11:54Look.
11:55Look.
11:56What are you doing there?
11:57I ran into Jack on his way to the tram.
12:01Can't have.
12:02He left ages ago.
12:03He had a bag of crisps and one of them energy drinks.
12:04He's obviously stopped off at the shops.
12:05Wherever else.
12:06Oh.
12:07He's worried about you.
12:08Are you okay?
12:09Because you don't look it.
12:10Close the door on the way out.
12:11Look.
12:12Look.
12:13Look.
12:14Look.
12:15Look.
12:16Look.
12:17Look.
12:18Look.
12:19Look.
12:20Look.
12:21Look.
12:22Look.
12:23Look.
12:24Whatever's going on between us, I need to know that Jack's going to be alright.
12:27And what's that supposed to mean?
12:29He's eating junk food for breakfast.
12:31He's wagging off.
12:32Are you sure you're in the right place to look after him at the minute?
12:34Look.
12:35You come in here and ask me that.
12:37Kev.
12:38He needs his dad more than ever.
12:40But you're not much used to him lying here watching television in your pyjamas.
12:44Do one.
12:45I mean it.
12:46Sling it up.
12:47Oh, come on, Kev.
12:48We need to be able to talk about this.
12:50No.
12:51Jack has got nothing to do with you anymore.
12:53You made that clear when you walked out the door and abandoned him.
12:56I did not abandon him.
12:58That's exactly what you did.
12:59You know what?
13:00Maybe I should be more concerned how Alfie is.
13:02Alfie's fine.
13:03So where is her?
13:05Palmed him off on someone else so you can carry on with me brother?
13:09Carl's looking after him since you ask.
13:11He's taken him to nursery.
13:12Give me your key.
13:13Oh.
13:14Your key!
13:15And what about all my stuff?
13:16You can pick it up later.
13:17I probably won't be needing it anyway.
13:18We're thinking of moving away.
13:19What?
13:20You leaving Weatherfield?
13:21Well, I haven't got much choice, have I?
13:22What Tim and I had together was completely consensual.
13:24How can it have been?
13:25You eating your twenties and he was fourteen.
13:26I don't know what planet you're orbiting around but where I come from, that's illegal.
13:27Sorry, I'm not stopping here to be accused of being some sort of predator.
13:28Guilty conscience.
13:29I can't believe you betrayed my trust like that.
13:30I betrayed...
13:31What?
13:32You're after him, Pam!
13:33Who told me?
13:34Yes, I had a problem.
13:35I had a problem that we did.
13:36I had a problem with the person who walked in the room and said he was just like,
13:37what is this?
13:38Why do you have to be a mistake?
13:39And I just went through there and realized I never had to be a trip.
13:40I don't know what planet you were orbiting around but where I come from, that's illegal.
13:45Well, I'm not stopping here to be accused of being some sort of predator.
13:50Guilty conscience!
13:53I can't believe you betraying my trust like that.
13:58I betrayed you. What about her?
14:00It was a stupid fling.
14:01You were a boy. She should never have taken advantage of you.
14:04You know what? This conversation's over.
14:06Tim! Tim!
14:07I'm sorry.
14:09Maybe it wasn't my place to intervene.
14:11No, it wasn't.
14:12Look, if you're not going to take my word for it,
14:15I implore you, talk to Sally.
14:18I'm not going to talk to Sally.
14:19Why? Because you know she'll agree with me.
14:21No, because she'll fly off the handle, won't she?
14:23She already thinks there's something going on between us.
14:25Is there?
14:26No. Then talk to her.
14:28Don't be surprised if she says the same as me.
14:31I'm sorry, but you're going to have to stop deluding yourself
14:33and face the facts.
14:34That woman abused you.
14:40You can't.
14:42I'm the only dad Alfie knows. He's like me own.
14:44Yeah, I know that.
14:45So why has he got to suffer so you can have a bit on the side?
14:47A bit on the side? Do you know what? Maybe I should go.
14:49Why? Because you don't want to hear the truth?
14:52No, because I am sick of people looking down the noses at me
14:55acting like they're all so perfect.
14:56Well, you should have thought about that
14:57before you betrayed me with me own brother.
14:59I've lost everything because of you.
15:01But it doesn't have to be like that, Kev.
15:03You'll find someone else, someone who deserves you more.
15:06Oh, just go.
15:07I'm not going anywhere until I know Jack's going to be OK.
15:09I swear to God, if you don't leave,
15:12I'll throw you out with me bare hands.
15:13Hey.
15:27Hey.
15:29I popped in for some milk.
15:31We've run out at the cafe.
15:36How's Asha doing?
15:37Yeah, not good.
15:38But then again, that idiot father tries to cheer her up
15:40with a Lowry jigsaw puzzle
15:42and she couldn't have been any less interested.
15:44I'm more surprised, all those little matchstick people.
15:47I'm sorry, do you think this is funny?
15:48No.
15:49Is this a joke?
15:49No, no, no.
15:50No, good, because thanks to your meddling,
15:51I could barely get two words out of her.
15:53I'm sorry, love.
15:54I just should have kept my big mouth shut again.
16:00I'm sorry.
16:02I'm sorry, and it's me.
16:04It's me.
16:04I'm just so scared.
16:06I wonder if she tries it again.
16:08No, no, no, she won't.
16:08She won't.
16:09Okay, but you weren't there.
16:11I've never seen her this low.
16:13Come here.
16:14Come here.
16:15I'm sorry.
16:16It's OK.
16:18It's OK.
16:20Thanks for being there today.
16:22Really helped to have you there for moral support.
16:25Yeah, well, you needed it.
16:26You're too busy gawping at that doctor.
16:29I've only got eyes for one man, thank you very much.
16:32And that's Theo.
16:33Mm-hm.
16:34You are going to tell him what's going on, aren't you?
16:37Yes.
16:39As soon as I get the results, I'm sure everything will be fine.
16:44Oh, here he is.
16:45Not a word.
16:47All right?
16:48Hey.
16:49Hey.
16:49All right.
16:50Thought you were rushed off your feet.
16:52Well, I was, but all done and dusted now.
16:55Dust being the appropriate word.
16:56How's your funeral?
16:58Well, let me get a pint first.
16:59I need it.
17:00Well, I'll get him in.
17:01Billy?
17:01Er, no.
17:02No, no, no.
17:02I need to get off.
17:04Oh.
17:04Something I said.
17:05No, no.
17:06Something I've got to say.
17:07I'm going to go and speak at a parish support group.
17:10That's right.
17:11I'll see you both later.
17:17Bit weird.
17:18Him scarping as soon as I come in.
17:20Got a support group.
17:21So, how come you were both whispering?
17:27We weren't.
17:28All right.
17:29Must be my, er, imagination then.
17:32The usual.
17:32I'm just going to pop to the toilet first.
17:39Hiya.
17:40Hiya.
17:41Have you, er, seen Tim?
17:42I've been winging him all day and he's not answering.
17:45No, he's not been in love.
17:45Is everything okay?
17:47No, not really.
17:48We had a bit of a barney earlier on.
17:49Well, you and I.
17:52Sorry?
17:53Oh, ignore me.
17:54Shooting me mouth off as usual.
17:56No, no, go on.
17:57Well, it's just Brian bobbed in for his dinner a while back
18:01and said him and Tim had been having words as well.
18:04What about?
18:05Well, it's not my place to say.
18:09But seeing as you're asking,
18:11I think it's something to do with Tricia.
18:14Thank you, Glenda.
18:15Yeah.
18:15They're bound to be upset,
18:20but they'll get over it eventually.
18:23Kev, maybe,
18:24but I don't think Jack will ever forgive me.
18:26I don't think Debbie will either.
18:27Well, ignore her.
18:28She's not exactly Mother Teresa.
18:30Look,
18:30the last thing I want to do
18:32is stop Kevin seeing Alfie,
18:34but
18:34I don't know,
18:35after this morning,
18:36the amount of hate I got off everyone,
18:38I think she might be right.
18:39We've been over there,
18:40so it's not that simple.
18:42Let's just
18:42leave it a bit longer
18:44before we're ready to crash.
18:45Yeah.
18:47Right.
18:48Sorry about that.
18:49I can do your lattes now.
18:51But you might want to pop in
18:52and check on Kev first.
18:53Kev, why?
18:54Well, he was throwing a load of stuff
18:55out into the street
18:56and from the looks of it,
18:57one is...
18:58Right then,
19:05what terminal's that then?
19:08Right,
19:08what time do you want to pick it up, love?
19:11OK.
19:12Yeah.
19:14Right.
19:15What are you doing here?
19:16I want to know
19:17what is going on
19:17between you and Trisha
19:18without you walking off
19:20and ignoring me.
19:22All right,
19:22can we talk about it later
19:23because I'm just in the middle
19:23of dealing with the government?
19:24Oh, yeah.
19:26Not anymore, you know.
19:27What are you doing
19:28you can't do that?
19:29Look,
19:30you tell me the truth
19:31or I'm warning you now
19:33I won't be at home
19:34when you get back tonight.
19:36There's nothing going on
19:37between us.
19:38So why are you acting strange?
19:40And don't say you're not, Tim,
19:42because I know
19:43that you had an argument
19:44with Brian earlier on.
19:46Brian told you?
19:48It's not important, Tim.
19:49Who told me?
19:50What is important
19:52is I'm your wife, Tim.
19:54I have a right to know.
19:55Right, well,
19:56it's got nothing to do with us.
19:57Right?
19:58It's about me and Trisha
19:58and what happened in the past.
20:01What did happen in the past?
20:04Well, there might be
20:05a bit more to it than that.
20:07How much more?
20:09Well, Brian keeps banging on
20:10about the age gap between us.
20:12But I don't know
20:13what he's making a little fuss about.
20:14What age gap?
20:16I was 14.
20:18Well, how old was she?
20:2020-odd.
20:2120-odd?
20:2520-odd.
20:26Kev, what do you think you're doing?
20:38You said you're moving away.
20:40I'm giving you a helping hand.
20:41Why are you doing this? You're just making everything ten times worse.
20:44Worse? How does this get any worse?
20:46Come on, mate, you've made your point.
20:48Stay out of it, I mean it.
20:49Kev, please, can we just go inside?
20:51No, I don't want either of you stepping foot in my house again.
20:54You deserve each other, you know that.
20:56You're pathetic.
20:57I weren't pathetic, you're the one making a laughing stock of yourself.
21:00You was my family, and now you're nothing.
21:03As far as I'm concerned, you may as well be dead.
21:05Come round here again, you will be.
21:11I'm guessing this must be yours.
21:36Well, it's not Kev's, is it?
21:38I'll be.
21:39Kiss it, Ian.
21:41There's no need for this.
21:43What was you expecting? Suitcases by the door? Everything what's done in?
21:47Trust me, you've no idea what you've signed up for.
21:51However many chances you give her, won't be enough.
21:57Yeah.
21:58I'll leave you to it.
22:04I hope you managed to sort it out.
22:07Well, sorry, that was your favourite mug.
22:10Me aside.
22:14Might take a bit of time, I suppose.
22:16But you're family, aren't you, sir?
22:19Speed, you dug that hole.
22:21You should have been a grave digger instead of a funeral director.
22:23Come on.
22:25Jack.
22:27I'm sorry you had to see this.
22:28Mate, we never meant for you to get caught up in this.
22:31Do you need any help, Dad?
22:32You're all right, son.
22:33Job done.
22:34I deserve that.
22:43Come on, let's get this lot cleared up.
22:45I've had enough entertainment for one day.
22:47Brian's got it all wrong, love.
23:02You know, I couldn't have been happier if I'd have scored the winner for county in the cup final.
23:05And I enjoyed every minute of it.
23:07Then we went our separate ways.
23:08Nothing to see here.
23:09You were 14.
23:11Yeah, me back was black and blue from the amount of time we got slapped by me mates.
23:15Yeah, well, I can see how that happened at the time.
23:17Well, at the time is all that matters, so let's just leave it there, shall we?
23:21Those lads congratulating you were only kids themselves.
23:2414-year-old boys aren't equipped to decide what's right and wrong in situations like that.
23:29Well, about 53-year-old blokes.
23:32Because when I think back, I only have a smile.
23:33Well, then you haven't thought hard enough about it.
23:36Hello, streetcars.
23:37Yeah, no problem where.
23:41OK, what time?
23:43Right, I'll be there.
23:44Yeah.
23:45Right, I need you to mind the desk.
23:46We're a bit short.
23:47Saffy, Steve, be enough.
23:49Fingers crossed, it'll only be half an hour.
23:50Tim, wait, we really need to discuss this.
23:53Well, I don't.
23:54But I do need to be outside the bus station in ten minutes, so let's just leave it at that, eh?
24:04How was it?
24:05I mean, as funerals go, I don't expect the need to gush.
24:10Yeah, it's OK.
24:12Well, it's better than it was a lovely service.
24:15Unless there's a graveside brawl or the bicker falls down the hole.
24:18That's usually what people say.
24:21Do you think it's funny?
24:22No.
24:24Um, sorry.
24:26You get a bit glib in my job.
24:29How were, um, Daniel and the kids?
24:33Yeah, fine.
24:33So, what were you and Billy talking about?
24:43Nothing.
24:44I saw you.
24:45Hand on hand.
24:47Yeah, as a mate, we're mates.
24:51Anyway, there's enough romantic intrigue going on around here without me adding to it.
24:56You what?
24:57Yeah, George and Christina.
24:58They've been circling each other for weeks.
25:01Anyway, they're going on their first proper date tonight, and I said that we'd make up a foursome.
25:07In the bistro, not anywhere else.
25:10Your face.
25:12No, no, look, I'm not in the mood.
25:14Well, I've promised George.
25:16And anyway, it'll do you good.
25:17Get out.
25:18Let off some steam.
25:22So, mental health will pick things up post-discharge, and the crisis team are on standby to support you if you're struggling moving forward.
25:29Right, and, um, will they offer counselling sessions?
25:33They can provide a range of talking therapy options, yeah.
25:36Yeah, it's OK.
25:36We're going to use private therapies that we used before, because I'm going to get stuck in a queue.
25:40What's she causing him to like?
25:42I'll take care of her.
25:43I'll leave you to discuss it.
25:45Yeah, thank you.
25:48But, no.
25:49OK, I know money's tight.
25:51No, it's not that bad.
25:52OK, so then why are you flogging the chippy?
25:53So, I've got money to pay for the important things in life, and nothing is more important to me than your health and your well-being, honey.
25:59Dad, I appreciate it.
26:01OK, I really do, but I don't want you spending your money on this.
26:05OK, not when there's a free service.
26:06With a waiting list and length of Dean's Gate.
26:08OK, and the one thing I have plenty of is time.
26:12Now, who knows?
26:13You know, by the time a place comes up, if I practice a bit of self-care, reconnect with my mates, I might not even need therapy.
26:23So, I guess all the way to the bus station, and Mr Leacock's nowhere to be seen.
26:36He must have given us in a black cab.
26:38I'll have him the next time he wants picking up from carpet bowls.
26:42People, eh?
26:42They always let you down.
26:44Yeah, some of them.
26:45What's up?
26:46There's something you need to see.
27:00You all right, love?
27:01A bit better.
27:03Deaf question.
27:05I'm guessing you weren't channelling Marie Kondo earlier.
27:07I don't know what you mean.
27:10No.
27:11Look, I know you're the innocent party, but if I be your brother coming in here, I don't want any trouble.
27:15I haven't got any trouble left in me.
27:18I haven't got much of anything in me.
27:21And if I'm angry at anyone, it's myself.
27:23How so?
27:24I saw it coming.
27:25I had it out with them, and they convinced me it was paranoid.
27:29How gullible is that?
27:30You weren't gullible.
27:32You were trusting.
27:33It's the same thing where Abby's concerned.
27:36Lots of people warned me.
27:39Now, this is all on me.
27:41I need a drink.
27:42Yeah, you do.
27:43But it's called a tea.
27:46Ailey's no friend in these circumstances.
27:49Right.
27:50Head on through.
27:51Sure will be back in a minute, and I'll come through and stick the kettle on.
27:53You don't want to listen to me.
27:55Hey, I'll be the judge of that.
27:57Go on.
27:59Cheers.
28:01All right.
28:08Now, I'm just saying, if he was a symbol on one of Michael Fisher's old weather maps,
28:13he'd be a big black cloud.
28:15Theo's all right once you get to know him.
28:17That's what tonight's all about.
28:18I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were trying to fix me up with him.
28:20Oh, come on.
28:21Mind you.
28:22You'd be barking up the wrong tree there, weren't you?
28:23Well, he's Todd's partner.
28:25Todd's like family.
28:26Oh, never mind.
28:28Slack backside at three o'clock.
28:30Hello, hello.
28:31Hello.
28:31Sorry we're late.
28:32I was making myself beautiful.
28:34Hey, that takes longer these days, eh?
28:37Come on, sit down.
28:38Oh, it's all.
28:42Well, this is a surprise.
28:44I wasn't expecting company.
28:46My fault, I'm afraid.
28:48George wanted you all to himself, but I invited us along.
28:52I mean, if you two lovebirds would rather be alone, we can always, you know...
28:55Oh, give over.
28:56Nice for you lot to get acquainted.
28:58As long as you're not vetting me.
29:00Don't feel very comfortable having an undertaker sizing me up.
29:03Don't worry.
29:03My tape measure will be staying in my pocket.
29:05Right, come on.
29:06Let's get these glasses filled up.
29:08Oh, I might need another one.
29:10Billy, over here, mate.
29:12Oh, hey.
29:13You in for some scrum?
29:14Yeah, yeah.
29:14Just came in for a little bite, yeah.
29:16Come on.
29:17Come over here.
29:17Put up a chair.
29:18More than my rear.
29:19You might not want to.
29:20Stop being a fumbly.
29:21Yeah, I wouldn't want to impose.
29:24There's not a lot of room, so...
29:25Oh, no, no, no.
29:26You're all right.
29:27We can budge up.
29:28We're all friends here, aren't we?
29:29Come on.
29:30Come on.
29:30Come and sit down.
29:31Come on.
29:32Just get you another glass.
29:33Another glass, please, mate.
29:34Thank you very much.
29:36Yes.
29:37How have you been?
29:38Yeah, I'm all right, you know.
29:39Thank you for this.
29:40Saves me.
29:41A little sad, lonely meal for one.
29:45She clearly did something wrong.
29:47What, because somebody had a daughter online ten years ago?
29:50Well, maybe it was something sexual.
29:52Maybe it wasn't a one-off.
29:54Maybe it's a pattern.
29:56Maybe the moon's a lump of cheddar.
29:58You know, this troll could be accusing her of anything.
30:01She could have run over somebody's cat for all we know.
30:03And you jumped straight to grooming.
30:05Are you not even slightly concerned?
30:07Yeah, I am slightly concerned.
30:09That my wife's spending far too much time stalking some stranger on the internet.
30:14Well, she's obviously done something dodgy.
30:16And in light of what she did to you.
30:18Well, whatever she did, she's got away with, hasn't she?
30:21And she didn't, you know, do anything to me that I didn't want her to.
30:25Look, I know it's difficult looking at your past in a different light.
30:29This doesn't change anything for me.
30:31Why won't you recognise this for what it is?
30:33What, what you and Brian are turning it into?
30:35Making me out to be some sort of victim?
30:36Because you were.
30:37You were a child.
30:38Yeah, that looked like a man.
30:40I wasn't wearing short trousers.
30:41I made all the moves.
30:42I made my own choices.
30:44Choices that you weren't old enough to make, Tim.
30:46You were manipulated.
30:48Oh, right, OK.
30:49So, that mean you're manipulating me?
30:51Because the age difference between me and you
30:52is the same as what it was between me and Tricia.
30:54But you're not a child anymore.
30:56Right, so stop treating me like one.
30:58Anyway, you weren't there.
30:59Things were different back then.
31:00It was 1986, not 1486.
31:04Things weren't that different.
31:06Look, I don't feel scarred.
31:07I don't feel frightened.
31:09I've not got any flashbacks.
31:10That was nothing but a fond memory.
31:12Oh, Tim.
31:14You know, you're taking a life experience
31:15that was exciting and thrilling that I've never regretted
31:18and you're turning it into something shameful.
31:19Because it was.
31:21It's not your shame, it's Tricia's.
31:23She inflicted trauma.
31:25Trauma?
31:26Yeah, I might get some sort of complex from it
31:28because of you two, not Tricia.
31:31Tim.
31:37I always treated Alfie like he was one of me own.
31:40I've messed up now I've kicked him out.
31:42I'll never see him again.
31:44Well, the abby I know won't hold today against you.
31:47Well, the abby I know
31:48wouldn't have run off with me brother.
31:51Well, she'll come to regret that.
31:53Well, will she?
31:54Mm-hmm.
31:55Mardly a catch, ain't I?
31:57I a be older and all that.
32:00She doesn't know how lucky she was to have you.
32:02Oh, no, I was...
32:03I was just going for the mug.
32:05I didn't want to give you the wrong impression.
32:05Look, I'm sorry, me head's all over the shop.
32:07I'm sorry, I...
32:08I don't know what I was doing.
32:09No, Biggie, you don't have to go.
32:10Come on, then.
32:29Hey, Baba.
32:32How was the nursery?
32:33Were they all right about the lip pick-up?
32:34Yeah, fine.
32:35I just told them something unexpected cropped up.
32:38Not that unexpected.
32:40I should have known it'd end up like this.
32:42What a mess.
32:43Er, yeah, you're not kidding.
32:45Look, we're going to have to find somewhere to put all this.
32:47Find somewhere to store it or something.
32:49We need more than storage.
32:50We need a home.
32:51Alfie needs a home.
32:52As far away from here as possible.
32:54Yeah, and we will move.
32:55Eventually.
32:56Eventually?
32:57When's that?
32:58Cos I can't spend months constantly apologising or feeling ashamed.
33:01We need a fresh start.
33:03Look, can he stop with that, please?
33:05Er, get used to it, cos while we're all stuck in one room,
33:08that'll be the soundtrack.
33:19I'm not leaving my sister.
33:21Not now, all right?
33:23She needs me.
33:23If she ever forgives you.
33:24Well, she mightn't forgive, but she will forget.
33:28And I want to make sure I'm here to help her when that time comes.
33:31Yeah, well, Kev won't forget a thing.
33:33He will hate both of us until the day he dies.
33:35Will he not?
33:36I mean, look at him and Sally, him and Tyrone.
33:37From what I heard, things were bad between them, but he got over it.
33:41He will this.
33:42What do you think?
33:47It's not good to anyone to live a lie.
33:50You'll see that.
33:52Hmm.
33:53Well, whether you're right or wrong, it's what I needed to hear.
33:55I love you.
34:00And I love you too.
34:06So, what is it you wanted?
34:08Me life back.
34:10With rice or naan?
34:12Look, I know how betrayal feels.
34:14I know you feel like you're never going to get past it, but you will.
34:16Because you have to.
34:17Do I?
34:19What does it matter?
34:20What does my life matter to anyone?
34:22Hey, Kev.
34:24You all right, mate?
34:24No, I don't even know why I'm here.
34:27Is this it?
34:27My life, wandering around, hoping I might find a point.
34:31The locals' sad sack.
34:33Well, that's not going to happen, is it?
34:34It can't happen for Jack's sake.
34:36Oh, he cares and he needs her.
34:38He needs Abbey.
34:39I need her.
34:40Well, if there's one thing you should have learned recently, it's the opposite.
34:42It wasn't her fault.
34:44Not all of it.
34:45I drove her away.
34:46No.
34:46Yeah, neither of you was there.
34:49And neither was I when it mattered.
34:51Even when I was in the same room, I just took it all for granted.
34:54Well, even if that's the case, it's still no justification, is it?
34:58He'll have paid attention to her, listened, told her she looked nice.
35:03I just assumed she'd always be there like it was some kind of right.
35:07Well, relationships can't be arts and flowers all the time, Kev.
35:11Yeah.
35:12Certainly not like that with me and Sally.
35:14Then do something about it.
35:17I let Abbey become part of the furniture, like I did Sal.
35:23Your missus deserves better than that.
35:25Yeah, I know.
35:27I mean it.
35:28She's a good one, Sal.
35:30The best.
35:31You don't know how lucky you are, but I do.
35:34And you'll never forgive yourself if you make the same mistake as me.
35:37Hi, love.
35:41Hiya.
35:41Hiya.
35:42I came as quick as I could.
35:44Right, where is he?
35:46He's gone, I'm afraid.
35:47Gone?
35:48Did he say where to?
35:49No, no, no.
35:50It was a bit awkward, if I'm being honest.
35:55Why?
35:57Well, I tried to book him up a bit and I think he just...
36:01He...
36:03He just misread things.
36:06Oh.
36:08Oh.
36:08Yeah.
36:09Oh.
36:10Oh, I am so sorry.
36:11I...
36:12He didn't disgrace himself, did he?
36:14No, no, no, no, no.
36:15He just went after a little peck.
36:17You know, I've had far worse of kicking out time in here.
36:20I'm just worried about Kev.
36:22He's in a bad way.
36:23Excuse me.
36:27Oh, thank goodness for that.
36:29What is it?
36:29It's Tim.
36:30He's found him.
36:31He's taken him back home.
36:33Oh, that's a relief.
36:34Hey, well, listen.
36:35Tell him whatever happened here, not to give it a second thought.
36:38He's forgotten.
36:39Thank you so much, Glenda.
36:40He'll really appreciate that.
36:42All right.
36:42Good luck, love.
36:43Thanks, love.
36:44Yeah.
36:44Ta-ra.
36:45Ta-ra.
36:45Hey, girl.
36:47Cheers, yeah?
36:47Cheers.
36:53So, what were you two talking about today, then?
37:00Um...
37:01I can't really remember.
37:07I can't remember.
37:09It's only this afternoon.
37:12Todd, is your memory any better?
37:16There's nothing to remember.
37:17It was just a moment in passing.
37:19A moment in passing.
37:21Right.
37:21I mean, surely you can recall, though.
37:25I thought it was the woman in the hotel who had dementia.
37:27Oh, dear.
37:29That's a very poor taste.
37:30He didn't mean anything by it.
37:32No, no, no, no.
37:32I couldn't speak for myself.
37:34I'm just showing an interest in what my partner gets up to in the day.
37:39I'll tell you what, love.
37:40We should tell him he's been grilling you long enough.
37:42Honestly.
37:44Yeah, all right, folks.
37:45Let's keep it civil, shall we?
37:47I'm going to be here having a nice time.
37:48Hey, come on.
37:49Let's raise a glass.
37:50It's a good times.
37:51Good times.
37:52Good times.
37:53Good times.
37:53Good times.
37:53Good times.
38:05So.
38:09What?
38:11You and him.
38:12What did you talk about?
38:14Oh, for the love of God.
38:17You're like a dog with a bone.
38:19Somebody just order him some pedigree chum.
38:21We can all have a bit apiece.
38:23All right.
38:23I've had enough of this.
38:24You know what?
38:25You tell him, love.
38:26No, I'm telling you.
38:27I'm not sitting here while you insult my partner.
38:30Come on, Todd, mate.
38:31It was just a bit of harmless banter.
38:32Don't finish your dinner.
38:33Come on.
38:33No.
38:34All right.
38:34Come on.
38:34We're going.
38:36Whatever you say.
38:36I can take my share of the bill out of my wages.
38:41Good evening.
38:42What happened there?
38:47Is he all right?
38:48I don't know.
38:51Well, I've got two words for you.
38:54Michael.
38:55Fish.
38:59Thank you so much for looking after him.
39:01Oh, that's all right.
39:03I think he's been looking after me.
39:04He saved me from my third career of the week.
39:07Keep an eye on him, don't you?
39:08Yeah.
39:09Yeah, no worries.
39:10I will do.
39:10Cheers, Kev.
39:11Thanks for your advice.
39:13See you.
39:19Right.
39:20Shall we have a brew?
39:22That's people's answer for everything round here.
39:25Take it from me.
39:26It doesn't work.
39:28I never said it did.
39:30I'm stuck with this.
39:32It's not what I can do.
39:34Not what anybody can do to change it.
39:37I don't expect you to understand.
39:40Oh, I understand.
39:43Yeah.
39:46More than you'll ever know.
39:48I'm sorry.
39:49I didn't think.
39:51No need to apologise.
39:53And believe you me, I'm just as angry as you are.
39:56Oh, when I found out.
39:58And if you and Jack hadn't come back the other day when you did with that caterpillar cake,
40:01I'd have ripped her head clean off.
40:03What do you mean?
40:07Oh, just taking a notice of me.
40:09I'm, uh, chuntering away to myself like I do.
40:12Hang on a sec.
40:13Are you saying you knew what was going on last week?
40:15Well, you promised it'd be fun.
40:26You know, there really was nothing going on between me and Billy today.
40:29Forget that.
40:30Come here.
40:30Where did that come from?
40:35Trapping my back just now.
40:37You have no idea how much of a turn on that was.
40:41So why don't you get yourself off to the bedroom and I'll grab the bottle.
40:46You're on.
40:47Don't be too long.
40:48I won't.
40:48I'm quite relieved when you called.
41:03Yeah.
41:04Oh, your friend was sounding off.
41:07I was worried he might ghost me.
41:09Oh, ghost you?
41:11Listen to me.
41:12I'm down with the kids.
41:13Mm.
41:13Tim, it's been so lovely catching up after all these years.
41:23I just hate for some spiteful nonsense to get in the way of our friendship.
41:28Right, yeah.
41:30But that's why I wanted to talk to you.
41:32Our friendship.
41:34It's been nice seeing you after all these years, but I think we should just leave it at that, eh?
41:38Oh, well, you don't believe all that grooming.
41:43Nonsense, do you?
41:44No.
41:45No.
41:47I know that's not what happened.
41:49But the fact is, it was a two-way thing and that's, you know, all the more reason to leave it be.
41:55I don't want my wife getting the wrong impression.
41:59Yeah, yeah.
42:01I understand.
42:02I suppose too many people get burned by all flames, eh?
42:08Yeah.
42:09Somewhat like that.
42:10So, all the best, then.
42:17Here.
42:18And to you.
42:19Mm.
42:25Take care.
42:26Yeah.
42:26Are you sure this is a good idea?
42:38It is if we're going to be staying round here.
42:41I think they call it ripping off the plaster.
42:43What's that?
42:44No, it's...
42:45Oh, please!
42:45I don't want to hear it!
42:46I was trying to protect you!
42:51What, by siding with them?
42:53Have a good laugh, did you?
42:55How many times you could fool the village idiot?
42:57It wasn't like that.
42:58I don't want to hear from you.
43:00I don't want to hear anything from any of you.
43:02In future, you see me coming, you cross the road.
43:07No, Kev, wait.
43:08Let me explain myself, please!
43:11Kevin!
43:12Kevin, I am so sorry!
43:14Kevin, I need you!
43:18Please!
43:20Don't do this!
43:21You didn't be for now.
43:22Get off me!
43:26My family was all I had left.
43:29And look what you've done to it.
43:31How could you?
43:33I never meant any harm.
43:35No, you never do.
43:36But you're toxic.
43:38You destroy everything that comes in your way.
43:42Relationships, children, friendships, everything!
43:47Debbie, that's it.
43:48Come on, leave it!
43:52I hope you rot in hell for what you've done.
43:55I hope you do.
44:04I won't own separatexxs.
44:13Hope you're the best.
44:14Goodbye.
44:15Amazing, thank you.
44:17Weihoe, you don't have a family.
44:18Bye tale.
44:18Bye tale.
44:19Bye-bye.
44:21effective.
44:21Bye-bye.
44:22Bye-bye.
44:23Bye-bye.
44:24Bye-bye.
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