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00:00Music
00:25Oh, my goodness.
00:30I queued for half an hour for a cronut from that bakery.
00:33I thought I was mad.
00:35But it was worth it, though.
00:36You should have seen the look on his face when he took his first bite.
00:38Well, this is their take on a rum cake.
00:41Toya!
00:42Thanks.
00:42Toya, have you checked it?
00:44No.
00:45Only the best for my Ronald.
00:47Now, this is gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free, yeah?
00:51Your face!
00:55I'm pulling your leg, love!
00:58This is absolutely fabulous, darling.
01:03Lovely.
01:04Thank you so much.
01:05Safe journey.
01:07Enjoy.
01:08Oh, we will do.
01:11Right, let's get it inside.
01:13Yeah, so your tummy's bouncing off, isn't it, honey, with everything it's been through?
01:16But, honey, you really need to drink more.
01:19You wanted to bring her off the shop?
01:21Okay, hey, Doc, now that you know this, I get ice.
01:24Do we have, like, an ice machine?
01:25Uh, ignore him.
01:27He thinks he's in a five-star hotel.
01:29Well, sorry to break up the party, but we need to run some more blood tests.
01:33It's just to check the tablets for leaving Ash's system.
01:35Okay, but then she can come home, yeah?
01:38Well, we'd like to monitor your progress a few more days,
01:41and we've got you booked in again with the psych team, first thing.
01:43Look, please don't say Darren on e-hole.
01:46No, it's just...
01:49Look, this time last week, I was having coffee with him in the canteen.
01:55Now, look at me.
01:56So, uh, you found yourself a wedding venue?
02:01Uh, well, we're keeping it on the downline.
02:04What about Chariot Square? I mean, it'd be a great showcase, wouldn't it?
02:06Oh, okay, okay, bit of our busman's holiday.
02:09One of the kitchen porters is ringing sick.
02:12I was stood there in my wedding dress with my marigolds on.
02:15Oh, here we go, early birds.
02:18What's she doing here?
02:20She's got some brass neck on her.
02:23No one wants a rear.
02:24Kevin does, and tonight's my night.
02:27All right.
02:27Okay.
02:28Come in!
02:29Oh, Ronnie, he went up for you.
02:30This is impressionist phase, eh?
02:35That's mighty cool.
02:36Look, I know how you feel, but this is important to me.
02:39Important enough to kill the vibe?
02:41Look, we've got to show the boys that me and Abby can still be friends, regardless.
02:46Regardless of how she's chewed you up and spat you out.
02:50There's being a friend, and there's being a mughead.
02:53Hey, happy birthday, mate.
02:55No presents, he said.
02:57Oh, I'm sorry, bro.
02:58Am I making you look bad?
02:59Oi, wee!
03:01Ha, ha, ha, look out.
03:03The heavy mobs arrived.
03:04Listen, I want you to take a pew, and grab some fists, grab some fists.
03:06Oi, happy birthday.
03:08Love you.
03:09With Ollie, by the way.
03:10Smash, smash, smash.
03:12Right, are we all here?
03:13Come on, come on, sit down, sit down.
03:15Sit soft, bed in.
03:17Where's Jack and Alfie?
03:18I'll show them in when the food comes.
03:21Debbie?
03:23Where do you want me?
03:25Don't tempt me.
03:26Who are we waiting for?
03:27Uh, James, he's busy setting the girls down with a babysitter.
03:31Mm, aka doing a grinder drive, man.
03:34He's not, is he?
03:36You can't hurry perfection.
03:37Ah, here he is.
03:40Sorry about my brother, everybody.
03:41He identifies as Lich.
03:43Yeah, his pronouns are almost there.
03:46Missed the runway.
03:47Park your bum, chum.
03:48Oh, you've drawn the short straw.
03:51Sorry.
03:51Believe you me, Mrs Keller, if your Damien's teeth were in the back of my cab, I'd have
04:00found her by now.
04:02Yep.
04:03Oh, Pernsby sausage and bean pasty, Stevie boy.
04:06Uh, yes, Mrs Keller, of course, no problem.
04:09Yep, bye-bye.
04:11Wow.
04:11I've had one of these since I was...
04:13Since you were in short trousers.
04:15Trisha.
04:16I was passing.
04:17Wow.
04:27Told you it'll be fine.
04:29None of this is fine.
04:31It's all managed.
04:33You'd fallen out of love with Sally.
04:36A blind man in a blizzard can see you still carrying a torch for her.
04:40I can't switch me feelings on and off.
04:42If you want to be a role model, you need to draw a pair.
04:48She says that to a bloke with one testicle.
04:51Oh, Kev, I am so sorry.
04:52I wasn't thinking.
04:54Obviously.
04:55Sorry.
04:55So sorry.
04:56So where were you based?
04:58Essen.
04:59It's about half an hour outside of Dortmund.
05:01Sudrock.
05:02You know it?
05:03Oh, man, I had some wild nights in that dive bar.
05:06We did a rugby tour there in sixth form.
05:08To Germany?
05:09Oh, yeah, there's loads of rugby clubs out there.
05:11Well, union, not league, it's because the army brass used to play.
05:15Ah, so your boy went through a posh school then, Dee Dee.
05:17Oh, local company.
05:18But they were sports mad.
05:20Rugby, basketball, cricket, you name it.
05:23They even tried us with ballet once.
05:25Ooh.
05:25Those are some pictures I'd like to see.
05:27Hey, it was good enough for Rio Ferdinand.
05:29I said it once.
05:30So any plans to go back to Germany then, Carl?
05:33Oh, did you leave a string of broken-hearted frail lines?
05:35No.
05:38Grab your spoons, girls.
05:39Dig in.
05:40Well, Carl, did you?
05:49Ah.
05:51It was good, that.
05:52You get a Fernsby's pasty, can of pop and a Mars bar, all for a pound.
05:58Breakfast of champions, that.
05:59Lunch?
06:00No, but dinner time weren't too chippy.
06:02And I wonder why we're all dropping down with heart disease.
06:04I'll take my granddaughter.
06:06You're a grandma?
06:07Well, fair play.
06:09They do a vegan sausage roll.
06:12Well, you've got a move of the time, don't you?
06:14Adapt or die.
06:16Well, you've adapted, all right.
06:17In the gym by seven most mornings.
06:19Tough mudder.
06:20Sign me up.
06:22Suck the marrow, I say.
06:24Marrow can't stand the stuff.
06:25It tastes like warm snot, to me.
06:26No, that'll be bone marrow, not the vegetable.
06:30Although it doesn't mean literally sucking on a bone.
06:33I mean, you must have seen Dead Poets Society.
06:36But, you know.
06:37Oh, Captain, my Captain.
06:41Oh, gets me every time, that.
06:43Hi.
06:44I'm Tricia.
06:45Oh, this is Brian from the sweet shop.
06:47Yep.
06:55What have you done with a runner?
06:56Me?
06:57No.
06:58I'm having a great time.
06:59Do you want to carry the party on?
07:00Later?
07:01I'd love to, but I told Debbie and Ronnie I'd give him a hand.
07:05Why don't you give me a hand?
07:06Hey, where are you going, little lad?
07:08Come here.
07:09Hey, where are you going?
07:10Come here.
07:10Where are you going?
07:11Oh, I caught him.
07:13Trying to do a runner?
07:14Can you blame him?
07:16Time.
07:17Come on, you.
07:18Yep.
07:22Our house was by the bus stop.
07:24Yeah, and her room was at the front, right?
07:25She had dead thin curtains, and you could see her singing into her hairbrush.
07:29What if you were a sad little perv, maybe?
07:32I was mad for Madonna.
07:34Brian's more of a classical man.
07:36Oh, not always.
07:37I'm a sucker for a show tune.
07:39She had better legs than Madonna.
07:40You could hear her jangling down the path with a lot of beads and her crucifixes.
07:44All the lads fancied her.
07:48Yeah, uh, uh, uh, Blue Honda, uh, the wiper's half-half-half.
07:53I mean, kids.
07:56So, uh, you and Tim go way back.
07:59First crush.
08:01I broke his heart.
08:02Oh, Juliet to his Romeo.
08:05Oh, we're just kids having fun.
08:07And things were more innocent, then.
08:10I bet you left a string of suitors in your wake.
08:15Hi, Brian.
08:16Oh, let me introduce you, uh, streetcar's newest driver.
08:20Oh.
08:21Do a lot worse.
08:22Oh.
08:24Take no notice of this one.
08:25I'm a friend of the owner.
08:27I know.
08:28It's bent.
08:30It's not broken.
08:31Oh, hi, Sal.
08:33And I'm the wife of the owner.
08:35Oh, uh, Sally.
08:36It's Tricia.
08:37Tricia, Sally.
08:38So you're Tricia.
08:39Oh, my fame is spreading.
08:43Have you been looking for me, love?
08:44Because I've been a bit...
08:45I'm busy again.
08:47Right.
08:48Yeah, you get an off-ski.
08:49Soon I'll take you.
08:50Oh, no.
08:51I'll walk.
08:52Use it or lose it.
08:54It's been nice meeting you, Brian.
08:57Oh, and you, um, Sal.
09:01Good night.
09:07I'm a friend of the owner.
09:10She was chocolate.
09:11She needs herself.
09:15Hello.
09:16Oh, so, look.
09:17He can't have that glass.
09:18Where's his beaker?
09:20I can't jump into my own.
09:21Look, he'll be fine.
09:22She's just fussing.
09:25Uh, look.
09:26Cheers for coming tonight.
09:27What, to the bee party, you mean?
09:29You know it's his birthday next week, don't you?
09:31So I've got a pair of offer.
09:33Oh, pecking with the land.
09:34He's just got a geese.
09:36So, Debbie told you it was a birthday pie,
09:38but it's a trial run.
09:39Can our two tribes sit across from one another?
09:41Manchester versus London.
09:44Wethy County versus Crystal Palace.
09:48Northern Plainspeaking versus Southern Finesse.
09:51Or will the wedding be a carnage?
09:55Oh, is he okay?
09:56I'm taking him on.
09:58Sorry, I'll take him.
09:59No one's taking him anywhere.
10:01The kid's full of stick.
10:02Debbie wants us all here.
10:03No, you want us all here.
10:05My wingmen are primed and my tailor's been briefed
10:07and my PT over here is working on a training plan.
10:11Is he?
10:12The Bailey clan are going to be on point.
10:15Websters, raise your game.
10:17Fighting talk.
10:18Sightly juggler.
10:19Don't just stab me, Dolly Daydream.
10:23Get a mop.
10:24Okay, just ignore her.
10:25So, if there's anything left in your glasses,
10:28a toast.
10:30Pull the plug on yourself, Ronnie.
10:31No one's listening.
10:32Forget it.
10:33I'll get one myself.
10:35Debbie, Debbie.
10:36It was an accident.
10:42You missed our anniversary meal.
10:45Go to the pub and cheer up Kev, you said, so I did.
10:47I didn't know she was going to trap me down to the Rovers, did I?
10:50Yeah, and then I walk in today and here she is, hanging out.
10:53Yeah, and she bought me a pasty.
10:54A Fernsby sausage and bean pasty.
10:57The goat of pasties.
10:59Greatest of all time.
11:00I know what goat means, Tim.
11:03Well, it's no biggie, is it?
11:05Like our anniversary.
11:07Was that no biggie?
11:08One line in a card.
11:10Hmm.
11:11But I'm not that good with words.
11:13Oh, Tim, you are.
11:15That one line spoke volumes.
11:19Sal.
11:20Come on, Sal.
11:21Don't be like that.
11:22Sally.
11:29If she didn't mean it, um, the dementia.
11:33She has mood swings.
11:35It wasn't personal, that's what I'm saying.
11:37No?
11:38Do you think she would have spoken to Nick like that?
11:39Chef said the glue rolls in.
11:40Yes, the glue rolls in here, Debbie.
11:41I could have told you that if you'd let me get a word in.
11:44Right, I'll tell the kitchen to hang fire on the starters.
11:47Oh, now, before you say anything, this was meant to be a family celebration.
11:57Ladies, is this the time or place?
11:59Did you do this to Sally back in the day, put the boot in?
12:10That was different.
12:12Yeah, because it was Kevin doing the dirty.
12:14Did you put the boot in on him?
12:16No, of course you didn't.
12:16Look, I owe Kevin so, so much, but I also owe myself.
12:24But his own brother.
12:26You could have picked anyone.
12:29Look, no-one knows about this.
12:34Yeah?
12:34It's not too late to end it.
12:38I love Carl.
12:39And Carl loves me.
12:41I mean, he's your brother and all.
12:43Does his happiness not count?
12:45You won't make him happy.
12:47Don't you think that's his call?
12:48You're not good enough.
12:51So,
12:52I'm good enough to stay with Kevin,
12:56but I'm not good enough to be with Carl.
13:01Well, I think that says more about you than it does me.
13:04I think that says more about you than it does.
13:35Oh, I much prefer being my own boss.
13:37Yeah, apart from the customers.
13:39Yeah, well, we get the old tricky one,
13:41but, you know, we kick high and smile.
13:42Yeah, always.
13:43I tell you what,
13:44I don't miss that first two minutes in the morning
13:46trying to suss out what mood Carl is in.
13:47Yeah, reaching for my hard hat.
13:49Are you bulletproof-fest?
13:51Yeah.
13:51I know this is where you tell me she's a pussycat deep down.
13:53Yeah, I've got her eating out of my hands.
13:55No, not really.
13:56Although she said I could step up, you know,
13:58she's going on a holiday so I can take the weight off Sarah.
14:00Well, about time.
14:01You could run that place in your sleep.
14:03Right.
14:04Hey, Dad.
14:06Alfie wants his tablet.
14:08Oh, go on, let him have it.
14:11Go on, then.
14:12Oh, and that means I can go on my phone, right?
14:15Nothing like a bit of screen time bribery and tell me about it.
14:22I've got all that to come.
14:24Oh, no, I don't.
14:25I got too good at it.
14:26Oh, sorry.
14:28Not really, no.
14:29Kev was already married with kids by that point,
14:31so I've basically grown like an only child.
14:33Oh, try growing up with a professional footballer as a brother.
14:37What?
14:38You were really a professional?
14:39So what do you two talk about in these training sessions, then?
14:43Yeah, mostly.
14:43You're being naive, Kev.
14:47You need to get lawyered up.
14:49Not everyone's money mad.
14:51Well, it's not about the money.
14:52Are you sure about that?
14:54It's about her.
14:58She's got a very nasty streak in her.
15:01I've seen it.
15:02And before you say anything,
15:04yes, I know, she's had a hard life.
15:08Yeah, well, you can't deny that.
15:09No, I can't.
15:13But it's made her hard.
15:16And she will grab whatever she can get her hands on,
15:19so you need to protect yourself.
15:22And Jack.
15:25Because if she gets a share of your house,
15:28it'll be Jack will miss out.
15:32And her and Alfie,
15:33there'll be quids in.
15:34Look, neither of us
15:35have got cash to throw at solicitors.
15:38Besides,
15:40I'm the only dad Alfie's known.
15:41Then you need to get it down
15:45in black and white,
15:47because I am telling you now, Kevyn,
15:48you cannot trust that woman.
15:51Oh, Dad,
15:52stop dropping hints.
15:53My lot would love to meet you.
15:54All of you.
15:55I won't lie, though.
15:57They're full on.
15:58Yeah, especially your grandma
16:00from the south of here.
16:01She's what Yanks would call
16:02a strong cap of coffee.
16:04Where is Abby and Cal?
16:18What is it with us and phones?
16:19I'm stressed.
16:20I hit send.
16:21Oh, we need to get Kev scored.
16:22Well, it's too late
16:22if Debbie's already told him.
16:24No, it'll look like she was telling him,
16:25but if she hasn't,
16:26we need to delete that message.
16:27What, off a lot phone?
16:28290982.
16:31Me birthday.
16:31No, not together.
16:48I'm sure she can do without for one night.
16:51No, if you're too drained.
16:53What kind of message will that send out?
16:55But she knows you can't wait to have her home.
16:58That's right, I'm counting the hours.
16:59And the longer she stays away, the better.
17:03Yeah, you heard that right.
17:06You know what?
17:07I just want to shake her.
17:09Because she saw what losing her mother did to us.
17:11I guess she wants to put us
17:12through the same grief again.
17:13No worse.
17:14You know, I am so angry.
17:16I get it.
17:17You know,
17:18well, how many kids were killed
17:19to have what she has?
17:20She's got a beautiful family.
17:21She's got good friends.
17:22She's got food on the table,
17:23but that's not enough, is it?
17:24Oh, you're scared that this is over.
17:26Yeah, I'm scared.
17:27Because that's how we live now, isn't it?
17:28With a gun to our head.
17:29I can't even look at her twice
17:30just in case she tries to top herself again.
17:32No, no, that's not how we go on.
17:34And I can't even say this, can I?
17:36Not out loud.
17:38No, because I have to, like, play this game.
17:40You know, I smile and it's like,
17:41yes, Arsha, no Arsha,
17:42three bags full, Arsha.
17:44Well, you can say it to me in private.
17:45That's what I'm here for.
17:46Not to be my punch bag
17:47while we work on eggshells around there.
17:50Okay, no.
17:51Because that's not right.
17:52And that is not fair.
17:54And with all due respect, okay,
17:56your son was torn from you.
17:57He didn't decide to throw his life away.
18:00I am so angry.
18:02You're afraid?
18:03No.
18:04I'm boiling.
18:06I'm incandescent.
18:08I'm angry.
18:10Anger's fierce bodyguard.
18:11Very good.
18:15Did you read that on a fridge magnet?
18:17No.
18:19From a counsellor, actually.
18:22You know, a very wise counsellor.
18:26You know, that young woman has seen loss
18:28that you and I will never see.
18:31Craig, Mason.
18:34The job.
18:36And now she's had to put the load down.
18:38She doesn't want to die.
18:42Yeah, so she says.
18:43She just needs a break.
18:46Trust me.
18:49Just wanted to ask you back.
19:00You and the shepherd have made that.
19:02Yeah, but it wouldn't have had
19:03that Northern Quarter vibe.
19:05Or that Northern Quarter price tag.
19:06Oh, I've forgotten the candles.
19:09No, it's fine.
19:10I've got some.
19:11Oh, you are just the best.
19:13Where would I be without you?
19:15Enjoy.
19:16Because there'll be an old cake
19:17on my training plan.
19:18Oh, fill your boots.
19:21Sorry, I'll just make some room there.
19:23I'll be a bit of a daisy.
19:33Sorry, whose is this?
19:34It's not mine, is it?
19:35What?
19:36You've not broke it.
19:37Chill out.
19:37There's nothing wrong with it.
19:39A bit of our lives, those things.
19:40Mm-hmm.
19:51Is he messing?
19:55He wasn't sure.
19:57He's making his famous chicken curry.
20:00Yeah, that'll sort me out.
20:03You must hate me.
20:06Where does that voice come from?
20:10Hey?
20:11He's so harsh.
20:14From my head.
20:16From reality.
20:17You know, Bernie, you, um...
20:22You had to watch your son die.
20:26You know, slowly.
20:27Horribly.
20:29And I go and do this.
20:30And I know that's what my dad thinks.
20:33I've told him that anger is fear's bodyguard
20:35and this too will pass.
20:36What, so he's angry then?
20:37No, not at you.
20:40At the situation.
20:41What?
20:42I am the situation.
20:43You know that life's driven you to this.
20:46You know, the pressure.
20:47Right, okay.
20:47So he's messing around with curry
20:48instead of coming to see me.
20:50Got it.
20:50No, it's the being shut out.
20:54You know, if you felt like this again,
20:56maybe you could talk to him first.
21:00You know, all this pain inside.
21:01And you still turned up for work.
21:04You still remember people's birthdays.
21:07Still laughed at Dev's dad jokes.
21:10You're the bravest girl I know.
21:17Brian, you're back quick.
21:20Quite the live, were you?
21:22Your friend.
21:23Where did you two star-crossed lovers meet?
21:26Well, Trisha.
21:28I used to deliver her papers.
21:30Well, her dad's papers.
21:32No wonder I failed me exams.
21:33I was too busy, you know.
21:36How old were you?
21:37Well, it was when Darwin knocked County out of the cup.
21:39So what?
21:41Fourteen?
21:43You, uh, you let her blow on your Bovril?
21:46Yeah.
21:48I let her have me cherry, mate.
21:50But I did know her.
21:52I knew her.
21:53She worked at the corner shop.
21:54And the trusted her with her till?
21:55At 20-odd, I should hope so, yeah.
21:56You were dating women in the 20s?
21:58Well, I wasn't dating her.
21:59I had a few bunk-ups.
22:00No, she was dating proper blokes that drove RS Cosworths.
22:03You were 14, a minor.
22:05Mate, I was the cock of the walk when word got out.
22:08Should have seen her legs.
22:09You wouldn't have said no.
22:10Come on, I'll tell you all about it down the pub.
22:15Come on.
22:18Right.
22:18Are we all ready to sing happy birthday?
22:21No arguments.
22:22You're never too old.
22:23Wow.
22:24There's so many candles, isn't there?
22:25I'm going to need some help.
22:27Yeah, well, Alfie's your man.
22:29Dad, can you video it?
22:31Yeah.
22:31Are we ready?
22:32After three.
22:33One, two, three.
22:35Happy birthday to you.
22:38Does he get messages on that thing?
22:40Happy birthday to you.
22:42Jack, Jack, get Alfie out now.
22:44Happy birthday to Ronnie.
22:47Happy birthday to you.
22:53Us!
22:55You and him.
23:03You've been having an affair all this time.
23:13Oh, please, can we talk about this outside?
23:14Don't blow me!
23:15Come on, come on, come on!
23:18I deserve that!
23:19You deserve a lot more than that!
23:21Don't push it!
23:22Get off me!
23:23I hope you're happy with yourself now!
23:27Cheers.
23:29Indeed.
23:29So, what do you intend to say to Sally regarding Tricia?
23:37Well, tell her that she's making a mountain have a molehill.
23:40That might not go down too well.
23:42Perhaps, um, start with sorry.
23:44All right.
23:44Sorry, but you're making a mountain have a molehill.
23:46That's not exactly what I meant.
23:48But she is, though, isn't she?
23:49I mean, me and Tricia were only catching up over old times, you know?
23:51That was it.
23:52Not to it.
23:52I mean, I won't go mad if she bumped into one of her exes.
23:57I mean, all she did was bring me a pasty.
23:59You know, we used to try and buy booze off her when we were kids,
24:02but we were underage, so she would never sell it to us,
24:04but she'd make us buy something else,
24:05and I always went for a pasty.
24:07She knew how old you were?
24:08Yeah.
24:09And she still slept with you?
24:11Oh, aye.
24:12I lost my virginity to her.
24:16You were 14.
24:18How old were you when you lost your virginity to her?
24:21Considerably older than that.
24:2230-odd.
24:23Ha-ha.
24:24Not far off.
24:27I was 14.
24:28I mean, she were 20-odd, you know?
24:29She was experienced, she was fit,
24:32and she taught me a thing or two.
24:42Hey, I'm just on the way to the hospital,
24:45but what are you doing back anyway?
24:46I thought you were staying with her.
24:47Well, I think I might have just put my foot in here.
24:51How's it going?
24:51I told Asha you were angry with her.
24:55You what?
24:56Well, she wanted to know how you were feeling,
24:57and I was honest.
25:00And what'd she say?
25:01Well, she got upset.
25:02Well, are you surprised?
25:04Because that's the last thing she needs to hear, right?
25:06I know.
25:06I'm an idiot.
25:07Yeah, for God's sake.
25:09I've been consistently calm and reassuring with her
25:10for good reason,
25:11because I wanted to have the help and the support that she needs,
25:13and you have just gone and ruined it.
25:15I'm sorry.
25:15No, you've ruined it.
25:17I mean, how dare you upset her
25:18when she's in such a fragile state?
25:20I'm sorry, it was a mistake.
25:21If you were alone with her for one hour,
25:23and you managed to mess everything up,
25:26I don't want you visiting her again.
25:35I'm sorry.
25:36She's the love of me life.
25:37So whose crime's worse, eh?
25:39You defending him?
25:40No.
25:40No, but he's not the one who's married, is he?
25:42He's me brother!
25:43Kev, I am so sorry.
25:44Don't!
25:45She wasn't happy with you, Kev.
25:47Your marriage was dead.
25:48You can't blame me for that.
25:49Can I?
25:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
25:51You need to leave her.
25:52I'm calling the police.
25:52Don't worry.
25:54I'm going.
25:54Look, I'll come along with you.
25:56No.
25:57Kev, wait.
26:01What kind of man does that to his own brother?
26:05I was going to ask the same question.
26:10Right, we'll have this one, and then that's me.
26:13You really don't see the problem, do you?
26:15What problem?
26:15You're attrition.
26:17You're only saying that because you fancy her.
26:19You were underage.
26:19She was essentially grooming you.
26:21Give over.
26:21Most of the lads in my class were having sex at 14.
26:23With women in their 20s?
26:24Yeah, and they thought we were men.
26:25So did I.
26:26How would you feel if Faye had been sleeping with some 20-odd-year-old lad when she was 14?
26:30Well, that's different.
26:31It's exactly the same.
26:32No, it's not.
26:33Because A, she's a girl.
26:34Boys can be groomed too.
26:35B, I wasn't being groomed.
26:36I was well up for it.
26:37I have absolutely no excuse.
26:39You were a minor.
26:40See?
26:40Things were different back then.
26:42Oh, so it's perfectly fine for an adult to take advantage of a child, because at the
26:46time nobody cared.
26:47All right, Mr Buckham.
26:48I am simply not saying this because I'm a teacher.
26:51Was a teacher.
26:52I'm a retired teacher.
26:54You know, if it was you, you'd not stop banging on about it.
26:56You know you wouldn't.
26:57You really are missing the point.
26:58There was nothing wrong with what we did, and if you don't agree, I don't care.
27:07James, look.
27:08It's no wonder you went to keep us a secret.
27:10I didn't want to hurt you.
27:11I'm not hurt.
27:12It was never more than a hook-up.
27:14But I'm angry.
27:15Angry that you've lied to me, and now I'm caught up in all this mess.
27:19I'm assuming Abby doesn't know you've been sleeping around behind her back.
27:23No.
27:24So you've been lying to her as well?
27:26Is there anyone you've not been lying to?
27:27I know I've made mistakes.
27:30So how do you intend to sort this out?
27:32And what do you actually want to get out of all this?
27:34Because I have got no idea.
27:36I, er...
27:38I think I want to be with Abby.
27:42You think you do?
27:44So you've just been using her?
27:45No, I'm not completely on this.
27:47James, please, just don't tell her about us.
27:50Maybe she deserves to know.
27:52Please.
27:53You're not in a position to ask for anything.
27:57I didn't want you to find out like this.
28:04So when was you going to sit me down and calmly tell me you'd been sleeping with me brother?
28:10I was, erm...
28:11I was going to wait until the dust had settled.
28:17And let me down gently.
28:21I am so sorry.
28:22How long's it been going on?
28:27It, er...
28:28It started when I found out that you lied about having cancer.
28:32So it was my fault?
28:33No, of course not.
28:34I knew there was something between you.
28:36I, Flamie, knew it, but you convinced me it was wrong.
28:40And I believed you.
28:41I thought I was tired.
28:43Anxious.
28:43Paranoid.
28:44We fought it as...
28:45Don't tell me that!
28:46You wanted each other so much you couldn't fight it anymore.
28:50That's worse.
28:51I lied because I was so scared of losing you.
28:54You do know that.
28:55If I hadn't, would we still be together?
29:01I don't know.
29:02Is it true what Carl said?
29:07He wasn't happy.
29:09Our marriage was dead.
29:11No.
29:12So he was happy?
29:13For a long time, yeah.
29:17You've been an amazing husband.
29:20And an amazing dad to Alfie.
29:23Did you love me?
29:25Oh, I did love you.
29:28Do you still love?
29:30Kev, I'll always love you.
29:32Because I love you more than you will ever know.
29:36And if you feel the same, you know, we could...
29:39We could get past this.
29:45Look, I'm sorry about all of this.
29:48We'll pay for any damage.
29:50Familiar ground for you, though, eh?
29:52What's that supposed to mean?
29:53Well, you did nick nick, didn't you?
29:54Yeah, his sister's husband.
29:56Nick, Nick.
29:57Debbie, Debbie, please.
29:58What?
29:59It's true!
30:02Did she ever forgive you?
30:04No.
30:05No, I can't see Kev forgiving this, either.
30:08I don't blame him.
30:10Did you know about this affair?
30:12Me?
30:12Yes.
30:14See, I thought you two were mates.
30:16Did you?
30:17No, I didn't.
30:19We're not mates.
30:20It's just a client.
30:23Okay, sorry about all the drama.
30:26No need to apologise.
30:27I'm learning a lot more about everyone.
30:29Right, who wants a glass of Prosecco?
30:33Because I certainly do.
30:35Not for me.
30:36I'm going to hate.
30:37Yeah, sorry, Debs.
30:38I think we should be off to Ollie.
30:40Thanks for everything.
30:42It's been eventful.
30:43Right, I'm going to ring Kevin.
30:55No, no.
30:56Debbie, I don't think that's a good idea.
30:57Abby's probably with him.
30:58Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
31:00Part of me understands why you did it.
31:08All the stress you was under.
31:10Mason's death.
31:12All the trauma that brought to you.
31:14The me getting cancer.
31:16I wasn't a good husband.
31:18I didn't meet your needs.
31:20I should have been more supportive and loving.
31:23I felt you drifting away before I lied to you.
31:27It's not your fault, Kev.
31:28I can understand you wanting the attention of someone else,
31:31and I bet I bet Kyle was really persuasive.
31:34Don't let me off the hook like this.
31:35I don't deserve it.
31:36Look, I really messed up with Sally when I had a stupid affair.
31:41I knew it was a mistake, and I shouldn't have done it,
31:44but it was Sally that I loved.
31:47The first time, she forgave me.
31:50Took me back.
31:51I can do the same.
31:53But we're not together anymore.
31:55Look, I know why you left.
31:57You felt guilty about the affair.
31:59That something wasn't right between us.
32:01But now it's out in the open.
32:03We can work on fixing it.
32:05It's not that simple.
32:07I can't lose you.
32:08It doesn't matter what you've done.
32:10I cannot lose you.
32:11Kev.
32:13I'm in love with Kyle.
32:15We're going to be together.
32:16You've just said you'll always love me.
32:34And I will.
32:35But I'm not in love with you anymore,
32:38and I haven't been for a long while.
32:39Well, I'm sorry, but it's time to be honest.
32:44Oh, really?
32:46Well, here's some honesty for you.
32:48Kyle's a player.
32:49He'll drop you like a stone now the fun's over.
32:52That's not true.
32:52You don't even know him.
32:53Neither do you.
32:54I know him better than you,
32:55and that's the one thing Elaine always said about him.
32:57He's got no heart.
32:59He jumps from girl to girl,
33:01never settling, doesn't want kids,
33:03doesn't even like him.
33:04I don't believe that.
33:05He's good with Alfie and Jack.
33:07Jack's nearly an adult.
33:08And how much time does he really spend with Alfie?
33:10That's irrelevant.
33:12Elaine despised of him.
33:13Said he'd hurt a lot of people,
33:15never gave a damn.
33:16Yeah, well, I know he gives a damn about me.
33:18He loves me.
33:18Yeah, he said he loved me.
33:20When I was having chemo.
33:21So much for that, eh?
33:23Look, I know you're angry,
33:24and I get it, but...
33:26What's going on?
33:28First, Uncle Carl sends me home with Alfie,
33:30and I used to her shouting at each other.
33:32Tell him.
33:36Not like this.
33:37You said it's time to be honest.
33:39Tell him the truth.
33:48So how's juggling this place and the law going in?
33:50Keeps me busy.
33:52Go on, who's the worst to work for?
33:54Leanne or Adam?
33:55Oh, that would be telling.
33:56Does Adam go easy on you, because you're his bird?
33:58I'm not his bird.
34:00Oh, sorry, he's his partner.
34:03If I'm honest, he's probably harder on me.
34:05All right.
34:06So Leanne's a breeze, then?
34:08Hmm.
34:12Thought I'd give this place a try.
34:13Yeah.
34:14He has given you a glowing recommendation.
34:17Oh, that's nice.
34:18Does that mean I get extra poppadoms for free?
34:20I shouldn't, but I'll sneak a couple in.
34:23Don't tell Leanne.
34:23It's been so lovely seeing you again, after all these years.
34:31Yeah, it has, yeah.
34:34Do you, um, fancy a proper drink sometime?
34:37I'm...
34:38Yeah, that'd be nice.
34:42But maybe not round here, eh?
34:43I've had a grill in off Brian he met earlier.
34:45Oh?
34:47Yeah, he's just jumping to conclusions.
34:50Well, like what?
34:51No, it doesn't matter.
34:52But if we do meet, maybe we should meet in town.
34:55I'm by me.
34:56But we're just as mates, yeah?
34:58Of course.
34:59I do know you're married.
35:01Yeah, I am.
35:02Happily.
35:03Glad to hear it.
35:04Yeah.
35:05Extra poppadoms, as promised.
35:07Oh, nice one, yeah.
35:08Diamond.
35:10Enjoy your food.
35:10Mm.
35:11I'll be in touch.
35:12Yeah.
35:13I know it's awful, and I know your dad's hurt, but sometimes marriages break down.
35:28But this is your fault.
35:30You and Uncle Carl.
35:32Whatever happens, I want to stay in your life.
35:34No.
35:35No, I don't want you to.
35:36I don't want to see you ever again.
35:44You could have let me tell him differently.
35:45Why?
35:47So you could paint yourself in a better light?
35:49He's old enough to know the truth.
35:51And you know what?
35:51He's right.
35:53It has all been about you.
35:55I've let you play me like a fiddle.
35:57I'm sorry you feel like that.
35:58After everything I've put up with over the years,
36:01careering from crisis to crisis, picking up the pieces,
36:05holding you together,
36:06you've done me every wrong a person could do.
36:09And every time, I've forgiven you.
36:11I know you have.
36:14Get out.
36:16OK.
36:17I just need to go and get Alfie.
36:19Yeah, it's a shame that lad can't stay.
36:21None of this is his fault.
36:22You're uprooting him from his home.
36:24A loving family.
36:26We'll be fine.
36:27Yeah, well, when it all comes crashing down with Carl,
36:30don't come crying to me because I'll laugh in your face.
36:32It's a main nightclub.
36:49To meet and partly collected by Patricio.
37:04They're having some joy down this near site.
37:08Clever play initially, creating a 2v1...
37:10What, your favourite?
37:12An extra pop of Dom's?
37:15And I've got a bottle of that Merlot that you like.
37:17Oh, come on, babe.
37:21No, I'm fine, Tim.
37:22I'm just reading how neutrals are coming back in style.
37:25Oh, finally.
37:26That's a relief.
37:28Listen, I'm sorry about me and Trisha.
37:30She just turned up and I didn't want to be rude.
37:31Yeah.
37:32Well, you missed our anniversary meal, Tim.
37:34Yeah, I know.
37:35And I said, I'm sorry.
37:35I told you.
37:36And the next thing, she's bringing your pasties to work.
37:39That's more than turning up.
37:40That's got intent.
37:41Oh, don't be daft.
37:42And I do think it's odd that I've never heard of her.
37:47Oh, why would you?
37:48I thought I'd heard about all of your girlfriends.
37:51No chance.
37:53I mean, yeah, you have, yeah.
37:54Most of them, yeah.
37:54Except Trisha, which makes me think she must have been special.
37:58Well, she...
37:59She was the first person I slept with.
38:02So she was special?
38:03No.
38:04Nothing meaningful, you know.
38:06Like, didn't date her at all.
38:08You know, she was...
38:09She was older.
38:09We just, you know, mess about, that's all.
38:13Yeah.
38:14Well, I get the impression she wants to mess about some more.
38:17Well, she can look, but she can't touch.
38:19The only person I want to mess about with is you.
38:21Oh, give over.
38:23Come on, let's have some poppadoms.
38:26So, eh?
38:26Hey, gorgeousness.
38:41I have brought you some famous chicken curry.
38:44Oh, look, it's not famous.
38:46You just call it that.
38:48Yeah, well, it is in my house, and that's all that counts.
38:50Dad, I'm not really hungry.
38:52Okay.
38:52Right.
38:57I've seen Bernie, and I know she's upset you, and I'm really angry.
39:02Okay, but, like, at her, okay, not you, okay?
39:04Because I'm never angry at you, right?
39:06Well, that's not what she said.
39:07She shouldn't have said anything.
39:09Well, Dad, if it's the truth, I'd rather just know.
39:13Okay, yes.
39:15Yes, yes, I was angry, okay?
39:17But with me, for not noticing the signs, for not being a good dad.
39:22It has nothing to do with you not being a good dad.
39:25Yeah, but I didn't see you were struggling, did I?
39:27Because I hid it from you.
39:28Yeah, but I should have known that something was wrong.
39:30You're my daughter, right?
39:31Or you should have been able to talk to me, and I didn't, and you couldn't,
39:34and that's got to be my fault.
39:35Dad, it really isn't.
39:39Okay, I didn't even know what was happening myself.
39:43Okay, I just...
39:45I had these dark feelings that I didn't know how to talk about.
39:51It isn't your fault.
39:53Okay, please.
39:55Please believe me.
39:58No, you have to promise me not to shut me out again.
40:05Okay.
40:07But then you should know, um...
40:10I want to quit being a paramedic.
40:13Okay, fine.
40:14I understand.
40:16And no one's going to expect you to make any kind of decisions right now.
40:18I'm not going to change my mind.
40:20Okay, fine.
40:21Because your mental health is the most important thing to me.
40:25Yeah.
40:28Oh.
40:29Right, I'll wash up.
40:30Oh, thanks, love.
40:33Oh, that is a lovely colour.
40:36Chocolate plum.
40:38A bold neutral that retains its restful quality.
40:43Hey, do you fancy a chocolate plum accent wall in the bedroom?
40:49You know, behind the bed.
40:50Tim?
40:53Hmm?
40:54Yeah, sounds good.
40:56Who are you texting?
41:00Just Steve.
41:04Come on, darling.
41:06Hey, it's just through there.
41:09Did you get any snacks?
41:11Crisps, pork scratchings.
41:13Pork scratchings?
41:14Choice at a bar was limited.
41:16Just shout if you need any help, okay?
41:19It's all right.
41:20Oh, Carl.
41:23Kevin was so upset.
41:27And then he was so angry.
41:30You can hardly blame him, can you?
41:31I'm sorry about that text.
41:35It was stupid.
41:38But at least it's all out in the open now.
41:41And we can finally stop hiding and be together.
41:46Yeah.
41:47This is what you want, isn't it?
41:53Of course it is.
41:54Because I've given up everything for you.
41:55I know you have.
41:58Hey.
41:59We'll be fine.
42:01I promise.
42:02I take it she's gone?
42:15Yep.
42:17With Alfie.
42:17I know you love that little boy, Kev, but...
42:25It's probably for the best.
42:28How can you say it's for the best?
42:31Sorry, that sounded really insensitive.
42:35Two and a half months they've been at it.
42:39I know.
42:40I don't mean I know.
42:42I mean...
42:43I know.
42:44Yeah.
42:44It's awful.
42:46How could they?
42:47They must have been meeting at the hotel.
42:49Yeah, I suppose so.
42:53Did you not see anything suspicious?
42:56No.
42:58You would have told me, wouldn't you?
42:59Oh, yeah.
43:00Yeah, of course I would.
43:03She says she's in love with him.
43:06So she says.
43:08I still love her.
43:11She doesn't deserve your love.
43:15Look.
43:16I know it doesn't feel like this now.
43:18But in time, you will realise, Kev, you're better off without her.
43:23She's just a ball of chaos.
43:25She's selfish, messy, insecure.
43:31And you don't want that in your life.
43:35And neither does Jack.
43:37Thanks.
43:39I needed to hear that.
43:42What sisters for, eh?
43:45Lucky to have you, Deb.
43:46You're stuck by me through thick and thin.
43:51Look.
43:52I know the future's not going to be easy, but...
43:55I'm going to be here for whatever you need.
44:00After today, you're the only family I've got round here.
44:04Well, the one I can trust anyway.
44:06I'm allowing...
44:06It's a guinea pig.
44:08I know the love.
44:09Mm-hmm.
44:11And red is on.
44:14I'm following you.
44:17I love her.
44:25See you next time.
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