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00:00Let's follow the path of Dusty's Trail, oh, Dusty's Trail, Dusty's Trail.
00:08A stage and a wagon ahead and west, part of a wagon train lost from the rest.
00:16Dusty's the reason for their plight, thanks to Dusty, nothing's right.
00:23Only the wagon master's hand keeps them a-rollin' to the promised land.
00:32Oh, the goin' gets mighty rough, but they don't seem to mind.
00:37It's California, eh, that's the place they must find.
00:43Deserts and rocks are in their way, but they won't stop, come what may.
00:50The mountains and hills that they must scale, but they know they'll make it
00:56cause they just can't fail on Dusty's Trail.
01:02I sure wish Dusty'd get here with that blanket.
01:05Glad you know about smoke signals, Callahan.
01:07That's part of being a wagon master.
01:09We'll send up a signal that we come in peace, and they'll let us pass through their territory.
01:16Hey, what took you so long?
01:17How did old Lulu out of it?
01:18Hey, all right, get a hold of the blanket.
01:22Free short puffs mean that we're friendly.
01:25Do you want to spell that friendly with a capital F or a small f?
01:27Will you stop jabbering?
01:28The fire'll go out.
01:29All right, you hold that end down over there.
01:31That'll be good and tight.
01:33All right?
01:33All right?
01:33The blanket.
01:55Dusty, you've added two extra puffs.
01:57You changed the message.
01:59I think five puffs mean that we're mortal enemies.
02:03If they saw those last two puffs, we are in big trouble.
02:06All right, let's hurry it up, girls.
02:29What's the big panic, Callahan?
02:31Dusty just sent up the wrong smoke signal.
02:33I don't know what kind of a message those Indians got.
02:35Are we going to head north?
02:36No, there's heavy snow up there.
02:37What about south?
02:38Bandit territory.
02:40Some choice.
02:41We get captured, frozen, or shot.
02:46Yeah, Miss Brookhead.
02:48You folks all set?
02:49Yes.
02:50Oh, dear, for Cass's sake, I do hope those Indians are friendly.
02:53Tomorrow's a very special day.
02:56Darling, you can't expect them to be friendly just because it's my birthday.
02:59They're really close now, maybe less than a mile.
03:03We can't hightail it out of here now.
03:05They got fast ponies, we got slow wagons.
03:07Well, we just can't sit around here and wait for them.
03:09Yeah.
03:11That's exactly what we're going to do.
03:13Indians admire and respect courage, and that's what we're going to show them, is courage.
03:17Right, folks?
03:19Right.
03:21Courage.
03:21Just pour and smile like nothing was wrong.
03:43Remind me later to scream in pain, huh?
03:45Yeah, we are here in peace.
03:54We know you come in peace.
03:56Mm-hmm.
03:57Yes.
03:57In Terrawaka smoke signals, three puffs mean friendly.
04:01Five mean lifelong friendship.
04:03We're lucky I'm such a lousy speller.
04:05It is.
04:06Well, it's nice that we all came here in friendship.
04:09Yeah.
04:10I mean, how about that?
04:11We're all just good friends, hmm?
04:12All right, Chief.
04:19I mean, if he was a member of your tribe, he would be known as Little Chief Hole in the Head.
04:25Yeah, well, all we want is for our wagon train to pass through your territory.
04:29Of course.
04:30To pass through our territory, it is custom to pay tribute.
04:35Yes, yes, but we have many fine gifts for you.
04:37Yeah, I'd have him gift wrapped for you, but I don't think you'd want him.
04:42If you do business, you need a businessman.
04:49Chief, how about this diamond?
04:53Worth 5,000 buffalo.
04:57Rather have one buffalo.
04:59It's 24 carats.
05:01Tribe grows on vegetables.
05:05Chief, like this.
05:06I accept this as tribute.
05:10You may pass through our territory.
05:13Oh, that was very generous of you, dear, giving up your favorite walking stick.
05:17Well, I must say it goes rather well with that elegant headdress.
05:21That's something I'd like to have.
05:24Now you may continue on your journey.
05:27Ah, thank you, Chief.
05:28I've just gotten a most marvellous idea for Carter's birthday.
05:35Let's take care of the birthday later.
05:37I've got to say goodbye to the Chief.
05:38Oh, before you do, perhaps you can make an arrangement with him for that lovely headdress.
05:44For the headdress?
05:46What?
05:47That is so possible.
05:48Oh, please.
05:50It would mean so much to Carter.
05:53Or for the Chief, my gold bracelet.
05:57Well, let's see what I can do.
06:03Oh, I can't seem to find my Daphne.
06:07Well, she's probably in the stagecoach.
06:08Oh, yes, perhaps.
06:10I'll look and see.
06:12Hey, where's Mr. Callahan?
06:14Last time I saw him, he was checking his horse.
06:16Maybe he knows where Mrs. Brookhaven is.
06:18You said you had a surprise for me?
06:22Yes, Mrs. Brookhaven.
06:23And you've got your surprise for Mr. Brookhaven's birthday.
06:27Here.
06:28That headdress?
06:29Yes.
06:30It'll be the best birthday present Carter's ever had.
06:34Well, I sure hope he appreciates it,
06:35because I had to trade your gold bracelet and my bowie knife for that.
06:40Your bowie knife?
06:41Yes, ma'am.
06:41Oh, thank you, Mr. Callahan.
06:44I know how much that bowie knife meant to you.
06:48Mrs. Brookhaven and Mr. Callahan.
06:54I don't believe it.
07:01Something wrong?
07:02No, no, nope.
07:04Well, then why are you so nervous?
07:06I'm not saying.
07:07What aren't you saying?
07:08I'm not saying that I saw Mrs. Brookhaven and Mr. Callahan kissing in broad daylight,
07:12because if this gets around it...
07:13Mr. Callahan and Mrs. Brookhaven?
07:16Are you sure?
07:17I saw it with my own eyes, both of them.
07:19Mr. Brookhaven's going to be devastated.
07:22We've got to keep them apart before this goes any further.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Yeah, like right now.
07:27Bethany, what are you doing there?
07:33I got a better question.
07:34What are you doing sitting on my lap?
07:35Well, I didn't know your lap was there.
07:37Now move over.
07:40Mr. Callahan.
07:41Yes?
07:42I have something I'd like to tell Mrs. Brookhaven.
07:44Would you mind moving?
07:45No, no, no.
07:46Oh, dear.
07:47What a lucky wife you are to have such a charming, devoted husband like Mr. Brookhaven.
07:55I know that.
07:57Betsy, your beans are ready.
07:58Now?
08:00Oh.
08:00Um, well, uh, Lulu.
08:03Would you mind taking my place?
08:05What's wrong with where I am?
08:07Well, this log is much softer over here.
08:10Okay.
08:10I was just telling Mrs. Brookhaven about how wonderful her husband is.
08:20Faithful and devoted.
08:22Isn't that right, Lulu?
08:23Well, he, uh, never winked at me, Mrs. Brookhaven.
08:26The beans are ready, Lulu.
08:28Come get them.
08:31Here, Custy, what's the matter with you?
08:33I just can't seem to sit still tonight.
08:35Maybe Andy's serving jumping beans.
08:36My, but it's chilly tonight.
08:41You know, Mr. Brookhaven, if I had a wife as beautiful as yours, I'd put my arms around
08:44and keep her warm.
08:45I'd do better than that.
08:47Now, go fetch her shawl.
08:49Thank you, dear.
08:54Mr. Gallagher.
08:56Now that Mr. Brookhaven is gone, I can tell you that I have an unexpected surprise for him.
09:03What?
09:04It wouldn't remain a surprise if we told everyone.
09:06I'm wooded.
09:08Quite right.
09:09If we told everyone, our secret might leak out.
09:20Lulu, you're doing a wonderful thing trying to save the Brookhavens' marriage.
09:24Well, from what you've been telling me has been going on.
09:27We'd better get Mr. Callahan's mind off of Mrs. Brookhaven in a hurry.
09:30Are you sure you can do it?
09:32If I can, I'll turn in my beauty mark.
09:34Hi, Cal.
09:47Hi, Lulu.
09:49Just getting everything ship-shaped for today's trek.
09:51Well, uh, speaking of ship-shape, what do you think of my new outfit?
09:57That's great.
09:58Hand me that can of Axel grease there, would you?
10:01Sure.
10:02Only I'll, uh, I'll have to be real careful, Cal, because I don't want to get any grease on this, on this tight, form-fitting dress.
10:11Yeah.
10:12All right.
10:13Yeah.
10:13Uh, boy, I always admire you wagon masters.
10:19I mean, you're such a, such a mass of muscles.
10:23You know, I'll bet if you, uh, if you hugged a girl, you'd put a dent in her ribcage.
10:28Uh, speaking of ribcage, I sure wish we could fatten up old Bessie.
10:33I got it, she'd do slightly a lot on the trail.
10:37You know, there's, uh, there's a lot more interesting things around here beside trails and horses.
10:43If you just, uh, open your eye.
10:48Hey, that's a pretty good idea.
10:51Uh, I've been looking all over for that wrench.
10:55Uh, there you are.
11:04Huh, I believe she's wearing a new dress.
11:07How'd it go?
11:08Like the Battle of Waterloo.
11:10Meet Napoleon.
11:14I took the emerald from my ring.
11:16Do you think it adds the right touch to the headdress?
11:18Oh, Mrs. Brookhaven, that's a thing of beauty.
11:21Oh, I thought it needed a little something extra.
11:24Where can I hide it so that he won't find it and spoil our secret?
11:28Well, uh, how about the covered wagon?
11:30He never goes in there.
11:32Oh, just the right place.
11:33Yes, ma'am.
11:36I've hidden dear Carter's present where no one will ever find it.
11:40Oh, that's good.
11:41Here, let me help you down, Mrs. Brookhaven.
11:43Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:52Husband is always the last to know.
11:55Callahan, unhand my wife.
11:56Well, you don't understand.
11:57I said unhand my wife, sir.
11:59But draw for it once, sir.
12:01You're jumping to conclusions.
12:03Sir!
12:03I challenge you to a duel.
12:14Mr. Brookhaven, will you please get inside?
12:17I'm not riding with that woman.
12:20Whoa!
12:22Everybody, whoa!
12:25Look, Mr. Brookhaven, you can't walk all the way to California.
12:29I can try.
12:30I will not ride with Mrs. Brookhaven or that wife-stealing wagon master.
12:35At least get me, Coach, and talk it over with Mrs. Brookhaven.
12:38Not until I avenge my honor.
12:40After the duel with Mr. Callahan, she can take the one that's left.
12:44Duels don't settle anything.
12:45You might get shot.
12:47Shot?
12:49Why are we stopping?
12:51The duel is off.
12:52Well, I'm certainly glad to hear that.
12:54Me, too.
12:55Now I don't have to keep that secret.
12:57What secret?
12:58I saw Mr. Callahan kissing your wife.
13:01You kissed my wife?
13:03No, Mr. Brookhaven.
13:04You can't.
13:05You'll see my second within the hour.
13:22Before you go ahead with this duel, Mr. Brookhaven, I've got to warn you, Mr. Callahan's a dead shot.
13:27Andy, I think you should know I once won a piggy bank in a shooting gallery.
13:31That piggy didn't shoot back.
13:32You have a point, then.
13:35Nevertheless, my honor is at stake.
13:39Mr. Brookhaven, if you'll just give me two minutes, I can explain this whole situation.
13:44Andy, I appoint you my second.
13:46I refuse to speak to Callahan.
13:48Tell him he has one minute to leave.
13:50You heard him, Mr. Callahan.
13:51You've got one minute to leave.
13:54Well, if he's going to behave like that, you tell him that he can speak to me through my second, who is Dusty.
13:59Dusty, you tell him that I am not interested in his wife.
14:03I am not interested in his wife.
14:05I mean, I'm interested in your wife.
14:06I mean, his wife.
14:08He's not interested in your wife.
14:10Then why was he kissing her?
14:12Then why was he kissing her?
14:14Why was he kissing her?
14:16It had to do with a birthday present.
14:19I didn't even believe that one.
14:20Shut up.
14:21Shut up.
14:22Shut up.
14:23No one tells the Brookhaven to shut up.
14:26Tell him I shall meet him on the field of honor.
14:28Oh, Mr. Callahan.
14:36Miss Brooks.
14:36Oh, Mrs. Brookhaven.
14:37We shouldn't be seen talking to each other.
14:39We're in enough trouble as it is.
14:40I simply had to tell you, even though Mr. Brookhaven doubts my love, I don't want him to get hurt.
14:46Well, neither do I.
14:47But I tried to talk him out of it.
14:49He challenged me to a duel.
14:50There must be a way.
14:52Well, if there is, I'm sure that I don't...
14:54Well, yes, there just might be one way.
15:04What is it you wanted?
15:06Nothing.
15:07I just thought we'd take a little walk and get some fresh air and...
15:09Oh, my.
15:10What have we stumbled upon?
15:11It looks like Mr. Callahan's practice range.
15:13Whistling
15:15He's just warming up.
15:31That was left-handed.
15:35Look at that.
15:36He shot the tail finters right out of the eagle.
15:39Destruction of money.
15:42Unforgivable.
15:43You're going to give it up now.
15:45No, I'm not.
15:47I need more practice.
15:56Are you sure you want to go through with this?
15:59Yes, I'm sure.
16:00It's a good thing I'm not a few inches taller.
16:14Give up the duel, Mr. Brookhaven.
16:16It's not worth your life or mine.
16:18When a Brookhaven's honor is at stake,
16:21there is no turning back.
16:24Hold it.
16:25What are you doing there?
16:31I want to be where it's safe.
16:32And in the unlikely event
16:39that a stray Callahan bullet
16:42should pierce my aching heart,
16:45I bequeath the sum of one million dollars
16:48to my favorite charity,
16:51the Institute for the Underprivileged Rich.
16:55And to my beloved wife, Daphne.
17:00Yes, Mr. Brookhaven?
17:02I leave all my gold mines,
17:05all my banks,
17:07and everything else I can't take with me.
17:11Oh, Mr. Brookhaven,
17:13you're the most forgiving man I've ever met.
17:17You must love her deeply.
17:19Oh, I do.
17:21I do, my dear.
17:22I love her more than I love my mother.
17:26And she left me my fortune.
17:34Your bedroom's still made up.
17:36You been up all night?
17:37Yeah.
17:38Trying to figure some way out of this silly duel.
17:42Got any ideas?
17:44Well, the only thing I can think of
17:45is to go ahead and have the duel
17:46and make sure I miss him.
17:47The only trouble with that
17:49is he'll be shooting at you.
17:50Did you ever see Mr. Brookhaven shoot?
17:52Couldn't hit a buffalo
17:53if he's riding on its back.
17:55Make it lucky.
17:56He's got six shots.
17:57Well, you got a point there.
17:59You know, I was thinking,
18:01what if we took the lead
18:04out of the bullets
18:05and just left the powder?
18:07Yeah, blanks, huh?
18:08Hmm?
18:09That way Mr. Brookhaven
18:10could avenge his honor
18:10and nobody get hurt.
18:11Exactly.
18:12Hey, you're a genius, Andy.
18:13But don't tell anybody.
18:14Mr. Brookhaven must never know.
18:16Never.
18:16Hey.
18:16Cheers.
18:19The duel will proceed
18:20in five minutes.
18:22Mr. Callahan has given you
18:23first choice of weapons.
18:24I'm not sure which one to pick.
18:27Take my word, sir.
18:28They're identical.
18:29Oh.
18:30I'll give the other gun
18:31to Mr. Callahan.
18:32Tell him to expect
18:33a rigorous battle.
18:34He has only his life at stake.
18:36I have my millions.
18:37Here's some things
18:38you might need, Mr. Brookhaven.
18:39Some bandages and splints
18:40and...
18:40Oh, yeah, there's a stretcher
18:41out by the field.
18:43Bandages and splints?
18:45And the smelling salts
18:45for me.
18:46I can't stand
18:47the sight of blood.
18:48I know there's going
18:48to be plenty of that.
18:50Perhaps everyone is right.
18:52Perhaps we should
18:53call the whole thing off.
18:54Well, hooray!
18:58That's great, Mr. Brookhaven.
18:59I mean, what do you care
19:00is everybody calls you
19:00a coward?
19:02Coward?
19:03A Brookhaven
19:04has never turned
19:05his back on danger.
19:07The jewel is back off.
19:08My gun, please.
19:10I can't find it.
19:11Very well.
19:12I'll use yours.
19:13You may inform,
19:14Mr. Callahan,
19:15that I am ready
19:15to face him.
19:19And may the richest man win.
19:23Shoot straight, sir.
19:25I will show no mercy.
19:26You, sir,
19:27have stolen
19:28your last wife.
19:30Let the jewel proceed.
19:32Gentlemen,
19:33you will each
19:34take ten paces,
19:35and on the count of ten
19:36you will turn and fire.
19:38Ready, Dusty?
19:39Ready.
19:40One.
19:41Two.
19:43Carter,
19:43you mustn't go on
19:44with this.
19:45It's all a dreadful mistake.
19:47You see,
19:48I was planning
19:48this surprise for you.
19:50Now, Daphne,
19:51does please stand back.
19:53Mr. Callahan
19:54is just cock-cold
19:55at his last cock-cold D.
19:57It's a matter of honor now, dear.
19:59Mrs. Brookhaven,
20:00there's nothing
20:01to worry about.
20:03Mr. Callahan
20:03and I took the lead
20:04out of the bullets.
20:05There's nothing in there
20:06but powder.
20:07Oh, thank heavens.
20:09Okay, then.
20:10We have to start over again.
20:11Everybody back up.
20:17Ready or not?
20:19One.
20:21Two.
20:22Three.
20:25Dusty,
20:26can't you count to ten
20:27any faster than that?
20:28No, no, no.
20:29Okay.
20:29I'll have to start all over again.
20:30Back up.
20:37On your mark.
20:39One, two, three,
20:40four, five, six, seven, eight.
20:41You can't.
20:42What's all the rush about?
20:43I can't wait to find out
20:44how it turns out.
20:45Nine.
20:46Ten.
20:48Dusty,
20:49get down.
20:50Out of the way.
20:52Well, I have fired
21:01my best shot,
21:01Mr. Brookhaven.
21:02Now it's your turn.
21:04Thank you, sir.
21:04Hey, that's a real bullet.
21:14Well, what did you expect?
21:15A marshmallow?
21:17Defend yourself.
21:18I surrender, I surrender.
21:29I give up, Mr. Brookhaven.
21:31My honor has been avenged.
21:34Daphne,
21:34come along, dear.
21:35Andy,
21:50I could have been killed.
21:52Well,
21:52I can't figure out
21:53how real bullets
21:54got Mr. Brookhaven's gun.
21:55That wasn't Mr. Brookhaven's gun,
21:57that was my gun.
21:59Your gun?
22:00Ah,
22:01Dusty,
22:02how did he get your gun?
22:03I mean,
22:03for crying out loud,
22:04I could have been killed.
22:05I'm sorry,
22:06Mr. Callahan,
22:06but at least you learned
22:07a great dance.
22:09Oh, yeah,
22:09it did.
22:12What'd you do that for?
22:13I don't like to dance alone,
22:15little pal.
22:16I don't like to dance alone.
22:23You don't even know
22:24I'm shooting blanks.
22:25For he's a jolly good fellow
22:32That nobody can deny
22:36Thank you, thank you,
22:40one and all.
22:41Just imagine,
22:42I'm wearing a real
22:44Indian chief's headdress.
22:46Well, I'm mighty glad
22:47we got our misunderstanding
22:48cleared up, Mr. Brookhaven.
22:49Put her there.
22:50No longer,
22:51Mr. Brookhaven, sir.
22:52From now on,
22:54big chief,
22:55never be suspicious
22:56of wife again.
22:59You know,
22:59if I ever get married,
23:00Mrs. Brookhaven,
23:01I hope I get married
23:01to someone like you.
23:03Oh, thank you, Dusty.
23:05Thank you, Dusty.
23:05I hope I get married.
23:29The End
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