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The Neighborhood - Season 8 Episode 1 -
Welcome to the New Normals
Welcome to the New Normals
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04:33I just miss our baby
04:35I don't get to make my own work schedule
04:37You got a chance to see Malcolm 3 times last week
04:39Well, it's not because I wanted to
04:43Malcolm's house is falling apart
04:45And he's roped me into fixing it
04:47You know, today
04:49I got to go re-bracket his damn bookshelves
04:53Well, I've got nothing
04:59You have a career that you love
05:01And you have a sexy husband who loves you
05:05Beyond that, nothing
05:09Come on, Tina
05:11This is an opportunity
05:13You're a vibrant woman with your whole life ahead of you
05:15It's a new chapter
05:17Seize it
05:19Alright, alright
05:21I'm going to
05:23Just gotta figure out what my next thing is
05:25Oh, you know what? I read about this place
05:27That teaches you how to pole dance
05:29I said my thing
05:33It's full of exercise
05:43Hey, everybody!
05:45Hey, Marty! I'm putting you down as a reference for my new apartment
05:47Okay
05:49Yeah, it's expensive
05:51But it comes with parking
05:53Oh, hey! You know where else there's parking?
05:55My house
05:57Oh, yeah
05:59Thing is, I'm just not ready to take a big step like that
06:01But it's not a big step
06:03In fact, it's no step
06:05You already spent so much time there and almost all of your stuff is there
06:07You're right
06:09But I can't move in with someone who's allergic to cats
06:13You don't have a cat
06:15Not now, no, but I'm just not ready to say I will never have a cat
06:21You don't even like cats
06:23You don't even like cats
06:27David, I just wanted to take this opportunity to commend you for your work implementing our new AI program
06:32I'm very pleased
06:33Oh, well, thank you, Gregory
06:35I'm flattered
06:37AI wrote that for me
06:39Well, it really captured your personality
06:43Thank you
06:45Just FYI
06:46From this point forward, I'll be free-balling
06:48Understood
06:50Look, AI has been great
06:52It has freed up so much of my time by doing my grunt work for me
06:55So now I can just focus on being a big picture guy
06:57Yes, I've noticed you've been using AI to send the veterans reminders about their counseling appointments
07:03It has reduced no-shows by 10%
07:05Which is great
07:07But a few of the veterans have been startled by the avatar
07:11Kitty the clown?
07:15Yeah, what is that?
07:17Well, it's a cat clown
07:21Cat head
07:23Clown body
07:25Maybe pick one
07:27These people have been through war
07:29Let's be gentle with them
07:31Understood
07:32I'll go full clown
07:34Mm, how about full cat?
07:36I think that's a mistake, but okay
07:41Yes, I got your notes for chapter two and they are they're great
07:45Uh, but um, you know, just just just thinking out loud
07:49You say you want Serafina and Trent to make love on the beach
07:54But it's Chicago in December
07:58No, no, no, I'm sorry
08:00I'm saying it doesn't
08:01It doesn't
08:02Okay, I'm sorry
08:03Can you hold on for one second, please?
08:05Hey, Pop
08:06Hey, Pop
08:07Hey, Malcolm
08:08Have you seen the refills from a glue gun?
08:15Hey, Pop
08:16All right
08:18Two bookshelves done, six to go
08:20Okay, look, thank you again, Pop
08:23But uh, the old bookshelves were just fine, okay?
08:27I didn't even ask you to do any of this, man
08:29What kind of father would I be if you had to ask?
08:32Speaking of which
08:33You know, you might want to raise these ceilings
08:35And we can do that together
08:38No, no, no, no
08:39No, we can't because
08:40Hey, I'm on a Zoom call with Mercedes assistants getting some notes
08:43So, I just need some peace and quiet
08:45Oh, wait, wait
08:46Enough said
08:47Okay
08:48I do not want to disturb the artiste
08:50All right, I'll just finish this up here
08:52And uh, we'll go grab some lunch
08:54No, no, hey Pop
08:55I can't go to lunch because
08:57Because
08:58Oh
08:59Yeah
09:00Who are all these people?
09:01Yeah, I'm on a Zoom call
09:02Okay, I'm sorry about that
09:04Okay
09:05Hello
09:06I'm Malcolm's dad, Calvin
09:08Just, just how
09:10Look, I'm just gonna tighten up a couple more screws
09:13I'll drill quiet
09:15No, no, no, Pop
09:16You can't drill quietly
09:17Oh, my God, woman, are you still tracking Grover?
09:29I can't help it
09:30It's so scary having a kid in high school
09:33I'm not his principal anymore
09:35Grover's whole life I've been able to keep an eye on him
09:38But now the bell rings at the end of the day and he's just out in the world
09:41It's hard to let go
09:43I know
09:44I'm in the same boat
09:45I still can't get used to Malcolm being all the way across town
09:49Yeah, but Malcolm's like 36
09:52So what's your point, Gemma?
09:55No point, same boat
09:59Uh-oh, Grover's on the move
10:00Oh, where is it?
10:01Oh, where is it?
10:02He's three blocks from his school
10:04Someplace called Slow Grind
10:06What the hell is Slow Grind?
10:08Oh, my God, is it a strip club?
10:11It's a coffee shop
10:14Oh, yeah, that makes sense, good
10:16Just gonna text him to make sure he got a decaf
10:21I mean, you'd think after having a baby
10:23We'd be past this whole big step thing
10:26But I don't wanna push her
10:27Because then she'll feel pushed
10:28And no one wants to feel pushed, you know what I mean?
10:30Hola, amigo
10:33Tiempo por burritos?
10:35Oh, that is awful
10:36I would recognize that accent anyway
10:39Hey, hey, hey, Pop, Pop, man, look
10:41I said I can't go to lunch
10:43I know
10:45That's why I brought lunch to you
10:48Got us some jerk chicken burritos
10:51Own the individual tub of guac
10:54That's because I'm considering
10:56Hey, look, Pop, I appreciate that you are trying to help
10:59But I never ask for shelves and I never ask for lunch
11:03Tell me what you need, then
11:05I need some peace and quiet
11:08I need you to go
11:09Oh
11:10Oh
11:14Oh
11:16Huh?
11:17Yeah
11:18Wait
11:19No, I'll just take my burritos
11:20And my individual guac
11:22And, uh
11:24I'll take them to the guys down in Muscle Beach
11:26I'm sure they'll appreciate the protein
11:29Don't, don't
11:30Don't
11:31Don't
11:32Don't be like that, Daddy
11:34Wow
11:36Oh, shut the hell up, Martin
11:43Good, you're home early
11:45Oh, so how's my first born baby boy?
11:47Well, he's a grown man, Tina
11:49He's already had a prostate exam
11:52Well, he's still my baby
11:54You know what?
11:55I finally had to put my foot down
11:57Oh?
11:58That's it, you're just too needy
11:59Oh
12:00You're gonna have to take some responsibility for your own life
12:03Oh, good for you, baby
12:04Yeah?
12:05I finally found my thing
12:11See, I've been thinking
12:13What was something that I always wanted to do?
12:16A vacuum under the sofa?
12:20No, Calvin
12:22Although I did, but no
12:24You and I are gonna learn how to salsa dance
12:28I bought a course on YouTube
12:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
12:30I thought this was about you finding your thing
12:33It is my thing
12:34And my thing is dancing salsa with my very sexy husband
12:39Who loves me
12:49All right, salsa fans, get ready for lesson numero uno
12:54Whoa, whoa, how many lessons are there?
12:5625
12:58We learned to move this couch 25 times
13:04Oh, hey, babe
13:06Ah!
13:10What are you doing home so early?
13:11Oh, well, thanks to AI, I got a week's worth of intake forms done in an hour
13:16Freed up my whole afternoon
13:17Oh, did you start dinner?
13:19No
13:20But I took a picture of everything in the fridge and AI came up with 14 potential recipes
13:26Look at that, aren't they?
13:27Okay
13:29We have bigger problems
13:30Have you heard from Grover?
13:31No
13:32Have you checked his location?
13:33Why would I?
13:34He's a big kid now and I trust his judgment
13:37Based on what?
13:39You're right, what am I saying?
13:41Damn it, he turned his location off
13:43Yeah, four hours ago
13:45Last place I have him is someplace called Slow Grind?
13:48What kind of sleazy?
13:49No, it's a coffee shop, Dave
13:52Where has he been?
13:54That's just it
13:55We don't know where he's been
13:57He could be at a drug den
13:58Yeah, or a dope house
14:01What's the difference?
14:02I don't know, I've never been to either
14:05Sup, y'all
14:06Ah!
14:07Fear of God!
14:08Grover!
14:09Thank God!
14:10Where have you been?
14:12Upstairs
14:13Why are your locations off?
14:15What?
14:16I don't know
14:17Oh, my phone died when I was getting coffee after school
14:19Okay, you know what?
14:20I'm getting you one of those batteries that snaps onto the back of your phone
14:22Oh, sure, I'll remember to charge that
14:28Hi, Daph Daph
14:32Mommy's home
14:34Hi
14:35Ha!
14:38What?
14:39Oh, nothing
14:40It's just
14:41You called this place home
14:43And yet you've made it abundantly clear
14:45This ain't your home
14:48Well, I'm just keeping it simple for the baby
14:51Oh, okay
14:53Marty, do you have something to say?
14:55You know what?
14:56I do
14:58I simply don't understand why you insist on paying rent for a place that's basically storage
15:02For your ski boots and high school yearbooks
15:04All because you won't admit we are living together
15:08Okay
15:09Yes
15:10It is a little scary for me
15:11At this point, how could it be scary?
15:14Can we please lose a puppet?
15:19Look, I...
15:21I always thought that I would find my soulmate by starting with a hypothesis
15:24Collecting data points
15:26Maybe a spreadsheet or two
15:27But then that whole plan went out the window
15:30I got pregnant
15:32I had a baby
15:33Then I got feelings
15:36Courtney, I get it
15:39This was the last thing I was expecting
15:42Statistically, the idea that a woman I accidentally impregnated would be my soulmate
15:47The odds are infinitesimally low
15:49The odds are infinitesimally low
15:50But I like to think of our relationship like the butterfly effect
15:54One tiny fluctuation that changed our whole universe
16:01The patterns are random, but there is beauty and entropy
16:05Yeah, there is
16:07Yeah, there is
16:12Okay
16:13Mm!
16:14But hey, if I'm gonna live here
16:16These curtains
16:17Have got to go
16:18Okay
16:19Yeah, duh
16:26Yes!
16:27Yes!
16:29An owl
16:30Ah!
16:31Ah!
16:32Ah!
16:33Oh!
16:34Oh my god!
16:35Oh!
16:36Oh!
16:37Oh my goodness!
16:38That was muy caliente, Calvin!
16:39Well, I told you, these hips don't lie!
16:40Oh!
16:41Oh!
16:43Oh my goodness!
16:44That was muy caliente, Calvin!
16:45Well, I told you, these hips don't lie!
16:46Oh!
16:47Oh!
16:48Oh!
16:49Oh!
16:50Look, she and I do, we would find something to fill that void!
16:51Oh!
16:52Well, she and I do, we would find something to fill that void!
16:54Oh, well, it doesn't fill the whole void, but it helps!
16:55Yeah!
16:56Yeah!
16:57Yeah!
16:58It helps!
16:59Yeah!
17:00You know, you were right, Calvin!
17:01Tại sao, you were right, Calvin.
17:04I'm not as strong as you.
17:06Oh, come on now, Tina. Don't beat yourself up.
17:09I mean, I'm just...
17:10I'm built different, you know?
17:12That's the thing.
17:15Hey, y'all!
17:17Hey, Mama!
17:18Hey, Mama!
17:22Hey, Mama, good to see you.
17:24I'm sorry, can you give me one minute?
17:26I need to apologize to Pop.
17:27No, no, we good, man.
17:29Hey, no, no, hey, we're not good, Pop.
17:33I just, I didn't mean to be so rude.
17:35And you weren't, so, you know, let's let it go.
17:40No, no, listen, I got that place
17:42because I needed peace and quiet for my work,
17:44but it was just rude of me to kick you out the way I did.
17:47Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:49Kick you out?
17:50Yeah.
17:51Well, I thought you were the one who put your foot down.
17:54Look, I'm, babe, it was so long ago, like,
17:56who knows who said what, you know?
18:00Well, well, Pop, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
18:03Man, I saw the pain in your eyes when you grabbed that burrito.
18:06Oh.
18:09Well, I guess we're built kind of the same, huh?
18:15Ooh, Malcolm, I thought I saw your car.
18:17Oh, hey, man, it's good to have you back.
18:20Well, y'all come on in, we're going to celebrate.
18:22I'm going to heat up that leftover fish.
18:23Damn it, Calvin.
18:25Why you let me put so much down the sink?
18:27Hey, hey, everybody.
18:30Hey, hey, hey, sweetie.
18:33Oh, hey, Dad, are you OK?
18:36When Malcolm kicked you out earlier,
18:37I heard the hurt in your voice.
18:38Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
18:39Don't, don't, don't, I wouldn't call it.
18:42Oh, hey, this is kind of perfect that you're all here
18:44because we have some big news.
18:46What?
18:47Oh, my God.
18:47Um, I know this is kind of unexpected,
18:50but I'm moving in with Marty.
18:55Wow.
18:55Wow.
18:56I'm going to shock the week.
18:57That's wild.
18:59Congrats.
19:00Thanks, everyone.
19:01Um, I think we should celebrate.
19:03We should.
19:04You know what, Tina?
19:05Let's show them how we do it.
19:06Let's show them how we do it, baby.
19:07Oh, wow.
19:09Hey, boss, you wanted to see me?
19:35Have a seat, David.
19:36I assume you know why you're here.
19:38Uh-oh.
19:39You want to tell me how awesome I'm doing?
19:44So you don't know why you're here.
19:46David, your AI model has worked out great.
19:50I knew it would.
19:51So great that the people upstairs have decided
19:54they can effectuate a workplace realignment.
19:59Oh, no.
20:00Uh, not Chet.
20:07Not Chet.
20:08Thank goodness.
20:12Oh, my goodness.
20:13Not Gilbert.
20:15Gilbert's good.
20:16I can see I'm going to have to go about this a little more directly.
20:20David, I need you to clear out your office.
20:24Oh.
20:24Well, which office am I moving into?
20:31Dear God.
20:34Oh, well, Gregory, I really don't think I should be drinking in the middle of a work day.
20:39Oh, no.
20:44Haha.
20:45Sarah says, you know,
20:45ação e molethe land.
20:45Oh, I know.
20:46I can see you again.
20:48Yeah.
20:53No one off.
21:02I can see you again.
21:03Bye bye.
21:05Bye bye.
21:06Bye bye.
21:07Bye bye.
21:07Bye bye.
21:08Bye bye.
21:10Bye bye.
21:12Bye bye.
21:12Bye bye.
21:12Bye bye.
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