The Neighborhood Season 8 Episode 1

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00:00That's Malcolm. That's Malcolm. Mommy's coming.

00:02Oh, okay.

00:04Hey, I...

00:06It's just them.

00:10No mind, Tina. She would just hope you guys were Malcolm.

00:13Aw, I can only imagine how much you miss him.

00:16We are never letting Grover move out.

00:18No way. I am out of here the moment I turn 40.

00:2140?

00:22Aw!

00:26Hey!

00:27Daphne! She's getting so big.

00:30Give me, give me.

00:30Oh, hi!

00:32Hey, sorry.

00:33Cordy's running a little bit late.

00:34Her building's being converted into condos,

00:36so she is apartment hunting.

00:38Apartment hunting?

00:39Doesn't she live with you?

00:40She doesn't live there, per se.

00:42Oh, that's right.

00:44She just eats, sleeps babes, and raises their child there.

00:47That's all.

00:49Mama, I know, but every time I bring it up,

00:51she changes the subject,

00:52so clearly she's worried that moving in feels so permanent.

00:55I'm sorry. Is, uh...

00:56Is Daphne a temporary baby?

01:00You know, Marty, I was gonna ask you,

01:02uh, that email you sent, uh...

01:04No, I don't get it.

01:05Who's this Al guy?

01:06What Al guy?

01:08Well, you keep saying Al's gonna handle the payroll,

01:10Al's putting out the schedules.

01:12Who's Al?

01:14Nobody's Al, Daddy.

01:15It's A-I.

01:16Well, it-it looks like Al.

01:20I mean, it wouldn't kill you to put some dots in there.

01:23And besides, I don't want to have anything to do with this A-I stuff.

01:26Calvin, you gotta embrace A-I.

01:28Look, it's the future.

01:30Well, the future's dumb.

01:32Sorry, Calvin.

01:33Dave's obsessed with this stuff,

01:34ever since he started training in A-I at work.

01:36Yeah, it does all of my grunt work for me,

01:38so I can just concentrate on the stuff I really care about.

01:40Oh, like creating images of me as a mermaid?

01:45I just wanted to see.

01:49Crap, I'm at 2%.

01:51Uh, Mr. Calvin,

01:54what kind of phone charger do you have?

01:56Charger?

01:57I don't even know what kind of phone I have.

02:00I hate how much time he spends on that phone.

02:03Well, at least your son didn't leave you

02:05and move to the very edge of America.

02:06I don't know, but he's at a new school now.

02:11I used to be able to keep an eye on him all day.

02:13Now who knows what he's doing?

02:14Do you know that she tracks him on her phone all day?

02:17She does?

02:18Mm-hmm.

02:19Wow.

02:20That's, uh, that's crazy.

02:24Ooh, ooh, that's Malcolm.

02:25Answer me, baby.

02:26I'm all flowered up.

02:27Hey, baby, are you on your way?

02:29Yeah, hey, hey, hey, mama.

02:30Uh, listen, about that.

02:31Um, you know that romance novel that I'm ghostwriting?

02:35Ooh, the one for the real housewife?

02:36Uh, yeah, hey, Gemma.

02:38Um, listen, her people just sent me, like,

02:4214 pages worth of notes.

02:44I'm gonna have to stay here tonight and work on the book.

02:47Just wanted to let you know before you went to too much trouble.

02:51Oh, okay, well, thank you, Malcolm.

02:53That was very, um, considerate of you.

02:56I love you.

02:56Mm.

02:58Should we go?

03:10I would if I could.

03:11Yeah.

03:12Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood, welcome to the hood.

03:22Hey?

03:23Hey, what are you doing?

03:25Just getting rid of all the leftovers since there's nobody here to eat them.

03:28Okay, Tina, stop.

03:31I'm here to eat them.

03:32Fine, knock yourself out.

03:34Babe, you'll see Malcolm soon, okay?

03:36Not just Malcolm.

03:38Sure, Marty is still next door, but he and Courtney are like their own little family.

03:42I feel weird every time I pop in late at night to kiss the baby.

03:45You should feel weird about that.

03:51I'm a mother, Calvin.

03:52I've got no one to mother.

03:54Might as well just shove me down the disposal, push the button, and hold it.

03:59Wow, that is dark.

04:03I just miss our baby.

04:05I don't get to make my own work schedule.

04:07You got a chance to see Malcolm three times last week.

04:10Well, it's not because I wanted to.

04:12Malcolm's house is falling apart, and he's roped me into fixing it.

04:18You know, today, I got to go re-bracket his damn bookshelves.

04:24Well, I've got nothing.

04:29You have a career that you love.

04:31You have your health.

04:32And you have a sexy husband who loves you.

04:37Beyond that, nothing.

04:40Come on, Tina.

04:42This is an opportunity.

04:44You're a vibrant woman with your whole life ahead of you.

04:47It's a new chapter.

04:48Seize it.

04:50All right, all right.

04:52I'm going to.

04:53I just got to figure out what my next thing is.

04:56Oh, you know what?

04:56I read about this place that teaches you how to pole dance.

05:01I said my thing.

05:04It's for exercise.

05:05It's for exercise.

05:05Hey, everybody.

05:14Hey, Marty.

05:15Hey, Marty.

05:16I'm putting you down as a reference for my new apartment.

05:19Okay.

05:20Yeah, it's expensive, but it comes with parking.

05:23Oh, hey.

05:24You know where else there's parking?

05:25My house.

05:26Oh, yeah.

05:29Thing is, I'm just not ready to take a big step like that.

05:33But it's not a big step.

05:34In fact, it's no step.

05:36You already spent so much time there, and almost all of your stuff is there.

05:40You're right.

05:41But I can't move in with someone who's allergic to cats.

05:45You don't have a cat.

05:47Not now, no, but I'm just not ready to say I will never have a cat.

05:53You don't even like cats.

05:58David, I just want to take this opportunity to commend you for your work implementing our

06:02new AI program.

06:03I'm very pleased.

06:04Oh, well, thank you, Gregory.

06:06I'm flattered.

06:08AI wrote that for me.

06:11Well, it really captured your personality.

06:15Just FYI, from this point forward, I'll be free-balling.

06:20Understood.

06:21Look, AI has been great.

06:23It has freed up so much of my time by doing my grunt work for me, so now I can just focus

06:26on being a big-picture guy.

06:28Yes, I've noticed you've been using AI to send the veterans reminders about their counseling

06:33appointments.

06:34It has reduced no-shows by 10%.

06:36Which is great.

06:38But a few of the veterans have been startled by the avatar.

06:43Kitty the Clown?

06:45Yeah, what is that?

06:48Well, it's a cat clown.

06:52Cathead.

06:53Clown body.

06:56Maybe pick one.

06:58These people have been through war.

07:00Let's be gentle with them.

07:02Understood.

07:03I'll go full clown.

07:04How about full cat?

07:06I think that's a mistake, but okay.

07:12Yes, I got your notes for chapter two, and they are great.

07:16But, you know, just thinking out loud, you say you want Serafina and Trent to make love

07:23on the beach, but it's Chicago in December.

07:29No, no, no.

07:29I'm sorry.

07:30I'm saying it doesn't...

07:32Okay, I'm sorry.

07:34Can you hold on for one second, please?

07:37Hey, Pop!

07:37Hey, Malcolm.

07:38Have you seen the refills from a glue gun?

07:40No, no, no.

07:45Hey, Pop!

07:47All right!

07:49Two bookshelves done, six to go.

07:51Okay, look, thank you again, Pop, but, uh, the old bookshelves were just fine, okay?

07:58I didn't even ask you to do any of this, man.

08:00What kind of father would I be if you had to ask?

08:03Speaking of which, you know, you might want to raise these ceilings, and we can do that

08:07together.

08:09No, no, no, no.

08:10No, we can't, because, hey, I'm on a Zoom call with Mercedes Assistants getting some notes,

08:14so I just need some peace and quiet.

08:16Oh, wait, wait.

08:17Enough said.

08:18Okay.

08:18I do not want to disturb the artistes out of California.

08:21All right, I'll just finish this up here, and, uh, we'll go grab some lunch.

08:25No, no.

08:25Hey, Pop, I can't go to lunch, because...

08:29Oh!

08:30Who are all these people?

08:31Yeah, I-I'm on a Zoom call.

08:33Okay, I'm sorry about that.

08:34Okay.

08:35Hello!

08:37I'm Malcolm's dad, Calvin.

08:39Just, just...

08:40Look, look, I-you're right, I-I'm just gonna tighten up a couple more screws.

08:44I'll drill quiet.

08:46No, no, no, Pop, you can't drill quietly.

08:48Just...

08:49Oh, my God, woman, are you still tracking, Grover?

09:00I can't help it.

09:01It's so scary having a kid in high school.

09:03I'm not his principal anymore.

09:06Grover's whole life, I've been able to keep an eye on him.

09:09But now the bell rings at the end of the day, and he's just out in the world.

09:12It's hard to let go.

09:14I know.

09:15I'm in the same boat.

09:16I still can't get used to Malcolm being all the way across town.

09:19Yeah, but Malcolm's, like, 36.

09:23So what's your point, Gemma?

09:26No point, same boat.

09:30Uh-oh, Grover's on the move.

09:32Oh, where is he?

09:33He's three blocks from his school.

09:35Someplace called Slow Grind?

09:37What the hell is Slow Grind?

09:39Oh, my God, is it a strip club?

09:42It's a coffee shop.

09:45Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

09:46Good.

09:48Just gonna text him to make sure he got a decaf.

09:51I mean, you'd think after having a baby, we'd be past this whole big step thing.

09:56But I don't want to push her, because then she'll feel pushed, and no one wants to feel pushed, you know what I mean?

10:01Hola, amigo.

10:03Tiempo por burritos?

10:05Oh, that is awful.

10:07I would recognize that accent anyway.

10:10Yeah, hey, hey, hey, Pop, Pop, man, look.

10:12I said I can't go to lunch.

10:14I know.

10:15That's why I brought lunch to you.

10:19Got us some jerk chicken burritos.

10:22Own the individual tub of guac.

10:25That's because I'm considering.

10:27Hey, look, Pop, I appreciate that you are trying to help.

10:30But I never ask for shelves, and I never ask for lunch.

10:33Just tell me what you need, man.

10:37I need some peace and quiet.

10:39I need you to go.

10:44Oh.

10:47Huh?

10:47Yeah.

10:48Wait.

10:49No, I'll just take my burritos and my individual guac, and I'll take them to the guys down in Muscle Beach.

10:57I'm sure they'll appreciate the protein.

10:59Don't, don't.

11:02Don't be like that, Daddy.

11:05Wow.

11:06Oh, shut the hell up, Martin.

11:13Good, you're home early.

11:16Oh, so how's my first born baby boy?

11:18Well, he's a grown man, Tina.

11:20He's already had a prostate exam.

11:21Well, he's still my baby.

11:25You know what?

11:26I finally had to put my foot down.

11:28Oh.

11:28That's it.

11:29You're just too needy.

11:30Oh.

11:31You're gonna have to take some responsibility for your own life.

11:33Oh, good for you, baby.

11:34Yeah.

11:35And guess what?

11:36I finally found my thing.

11:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.

11:42See, I've been thinking, what was something that I always wanted to do?

11:47Uh, vacuum under the sofa?

11:51No, Calvin.

11:52Although I did, but no.

11:55You and I are gonna learn how to salsa dance.

11:58I bought a course on YouTube.

12:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

12:01I thought this was about you finding your thing.

12:04It is my thing.

12:05And my thing is dancing salsa with my very sexy husband, who loves me.

12:10Ha, ha, ha.

12:11Ha, ha, ha.

12:13Ha, ha, ha, ha.

12:16All right, salsa fans, get ready for lesson numero uno.

12:24Whoa, whoa, how many lessons are there?

12:2625.

12:28We're going to move this couch 25 times.

12:36Oh, hey, babe.

12:37Ah!

12:40What are you doing home so early?

12:42Oh, well, thanks to AI, I got a week's worth of intake forms done in an hour.

12:47Freed up my whole afternoon.

12:48Oh, did you start dinner?

12:50No.

12:52But I took a picture of everything in the fridge, and AI came up with 14 potential recipes.

12:57Look at that, aren't they?

12:59We have bigger problems.

13:01Have you heard from Grover?

13:02No.

13:03Have you checked his location?

13:04Why would I?

13:05He's a big kid now, and I trust his judgment.

13:07Based on what?

13:10You're right.

13:10What am I saying?

13:12Damn it.

13:12He turned his location off.

13:13Yeah, four hours ago.

13:15Last place I have him is someplace called Slow Grind?

13:18What kind of sleazy...

13:19No, it's a coffee shop, Dave.

13:23Where has he been?

13:24That's just it.

13:25We don't know where he's been.

13:27He could be at a drug den.

13:29Yeah, or a dope house.

13:31What's the difference?

13:32I don't know.

13:33I've never been to either.

13:36What's up, y'all?

13:37Ah!

13:37Dear God!

13:39Grover!

13:40Thank God!

13:41Where have you been?

13:43Upstairs.

13:44Why are your locations off?

13:46I don't know.

13:47Oh, my phone died when I was getting coffee after school.

13:50Okay, you know what?

13:50I'm getting you one of those batteries that snaps onto the back of your phone.

13:53Oh, sure.

13:54I'll remember to charge that.

13:57Hi, Dap-Dap.

14:03Mommy's home.

14:05Hi.

14:05Ha!

14:08What?

14:10Nothing.

14:11It's just, you called this place home, and yet you've made it abundantly clear, this ain't your home.

14:18Well, I'm just keeping it simple for the baby.

14:21Oh, okay.

14:24Marty, do you have something to say?

14:26You know what?

14:27I do.

14:28I simply don't understand why you insist on paying rent for a place that's basically storage for your ski boots and high school yearbooks,

14:35all because you won't admit we are living together.

14:39Okay.

14:39Yes.

14:40It is a little scary for me.

14:42At this point, how could it be scary?

14:45Can we please lose a puppet?

14:50Look, I...

14:51I always thought that I would find my soulmate by starting with a hypothesis, collecting data points, maybe a spreadsheet or two.

14:58But then that whole plan went out the window, but then that whole plan went out the window.

15:01I got pregnant, I had a baby, then I got feelings.

15:07Courtney, I get it.

15:09Courtney, I get it.

15:11This was the last thing I was expecting.

15:13Statistically, the idea that a woman I accidentally impregnated would be my soulmate.

15:18The odds are infinitesimally low, but I like to think of our relationship like the butterfly effect.

15:25One tiny fluctuation that changed our whole universe.

15:32The patterns are random, but there is beauty in entropy.

15:38Yeah, there is.

15:44But hey, if I'm going to live here, these curtains have got to go.

15:49Okay, yeah, duh.

15:55Oh, my goodness.

16:15That was muy caliente, Calvin.

16:18I told you, these hips don't lie.

16:20You know what she and I do, we would find something to fill that void.

16:26Oh, well, it doesn't fill the whole void, but it helps.

16:31Yeah.

16:32You know, you were right, Calvin.

16:34I'm not as strong as you.

16:36Oh, come on now, Tina, don't beat yourself up.

16:39I mean, I'm just, I'm built different, you know, that's the thing.

16:45Hey, y'all.

16:46Hey, mama, good to see you.

16:54I'm sorry, can you give me one minute?

16:56I need to apologize to Pop.

16:57No, no, we good, man.

17:00No, no, hey, we're not good.

17:03Pop, I just, I didn't mean to be so rude.

17:05Hey, you weren't.

17:06So, you know, let's let it go.

17:08No, no, listen, I got that place because I needed peace and quiet for my work, but it

17:15was just rude of me to kick you out the way I did.

17:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

17:19Kick you out?

17:20Yeah.

17:21Well, I thought you were the one who put your foot down.

17:24Yeah.

17:24Babe, it was so long ago, like, who knows who said what, you know?

17:30Well, well, Pop, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, man.

17:33Now, I saw the pain in your eyes when you grabbed that burrito.

17:36Oh.

17:39Well, I guess we're built kind of the same, huh?

17:45Oh, Malcolm, I thought I saw your car.

17:48Hey, man, it's good to have you back.

17:50But y'all come on in, we're going to celebrate.

17:52I'm going to heat up that leftover fish.

17:53Damn it, Calvin.

17:55Why you let me put so much down the sink?

17:59Hey, everybody.

18:00Hey.

18:02Hey.

18:02Oh, hey, Dad.

18:04Are you OK?

18:06When Malcolm kicked you out earlier, I heard the hurt in your voice.

18:12Oh, hey, this is kind of perfect that you're all here,

18:14because we have some big news.

18:17I know this is kind of unexpected, but I'm moving in with Marty.

18:25Wow.

18:26Shockingly.

18:27Wow.

18:29Congrats.

18:30Thanks, everyone.

18:31I think we should celebrate.

18:33We should.

18:34You know what, Tina?

18:35Let's show them how we do it.

18:36Let's show them how we do it.

18:37Oh, uh-oh.

18:41Here we go.

18:47Woo!

18:48Oh, yes!

18:50Woo!

18:51Does anybody have a phone charger?

18:53Come on.

18:53Hey, boss, you wanted to see me?

19:05Have a seat, David.

19:06I assume you know why you're here.

19:08Oh.

19:08Uh-oh.

19:09You want to tell me how awesome I'm doing?

19:10So you don't know why you're here.

19:16David, your AI model has worked out great.

19:20I knew it would.

19:21So great that the people upstairs have decided they can effectuate a workplace realignment.

19:28Oh, no.

19:30Uh-oh.

19:33Not Chet.

19:37Not Chet.

19:40Thank goodness.

19:42Oh, my goodness.

19:43Not Gilbert.

19:45Gilbert's good.

19:46I can see I'm gonna have to go about this a little more directly.

19:48David, I need you to clear out your office.

19:54Oh.

19:56Well, which office am I moving into?

20:01Dear God.

20:04Oh.

20:04Well, Gregory, I really don't think I should be drinking in the middle of a workday.

20:13Oh, no.

20:18Oh, no.

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