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GUTFELD! (FULL EPISODE) | OCTOBER 13, 2025
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00:00.
00:10Yes. Yes. You're welcome.
00:14Oh, you can do better than that. You can do better than that.
00:19Hello. Hello. Hello. All right.
00:23Thank you. Thank you.
00:26Happy Columbus Day.
00:32But please do not accept any blankets from Brit Hume.
00:37So President Trump landed in Israel where he facilitated the release of the Israeli hostages.
00:47Meanwhile, Kamala Harris landed in Margaritaville where she facilitated the release of 40 cans of White Claw.
00:55Hillary Clinton commended Trump for the peace deal in Gaza.
01:01I would say that hell is frozen over.
01:04But Hillary is not due there for another six to eight years.
01:07Terrible that you would laugh at that.
01:12Biden Secretary of State Antony Blinken also congratulated Trump, but on following the prior administration's framework.
01:22Joe Biden also credited Trump for following his plan that ended the war of 1812.
01:29A member of Israel's parliament called Trump a colossus who will be enshrined in history.
01:36Meanwhile, J.B. Pritzker was called a colossus.
01:39Today is Columbus Day, the only government institution.
01:49Oh, thank you.
01:55A lot of happy Italians out there.
01:58Of course, the only government institution open today is Bill Clinton's pants.
02:04But New York City had to cancel its Columbus Day parade due to a heavy windswept rainstorm.
02:10And some blame an angry Native American for leading a rain dance the night before.
02:16Protesters in Portland held an emergency naked bike ride.
02:21Why was it called an emergency?
02:23Because witnesses needed immediate eye surgery.
02:27Yesterday was the big Chicago marathon.
02:30It's the only race where the starter pistol gets return fire.
02:37Chicago.
02:38And finally, a Chinese communist donated tens of thousands of dollars to New Jersey gubernatorial candidate Mikey Sherrill.
02:46Chinese officials defended the donations, saying it's cheaper than paying someone to bang Eric Swalwell.
02:52It's hard to find people.
02:59It's hard to find good people to bang Eric Swalwell.
03:02All right.
03:04Donald Trump hit the Middle East today for a truly historic Gaza peace summit.
03:08And we have the handshake to prove it.
03:22Well, yes!
03:23Yes!
03:24Yes!
03:25Yes!
03:26You won't let go!
03:31Oh my God!
03:33Oh my God!
03:37Oh my God!
03:41Aaah!
03:44Uh, Naughty McCrone's wife has a grip like that.
03:49That handshake lasted longer than the most recent French government.
03:55So peace is breaking out in the Middle East
03:57and in a part of the world where peace is as common as pulled pork.
04:01Apparently, not common.
04:03Apparently, it's due to the guy who the narrative creators deemed Hitler.
04:08Maybe they have Adolf confused with Gandhi.
04:11That happens.
04:12I haven't mistaken Katie Porter for Randy Quaid.
04:15But it must be strange for the haters to see Gazans join Israelis
04:24in chanting Trump's name over and over.
04:27Which makes us wonder, where are the protesters now?
04:31The screaming scumbags who tormented Jews on campus,
04:35defaced property, tore down posters of hostages.
04:38They yelled, free, free Palestine.
04:40But now that it's free, they're keeping a lower profile than Greta Thunberg's barber.
04:45So why is that?
04:49Well, it's the difference between true achievement and delusional narratives.
04:53And all those narratives lead to is suffering.
04:57Take the arson suspect in the Palisades fire,
05:00who had posted memes mocking Trump supporters
05:02and frequently shared headlines about climate change.
05:05It's a similar false narrative that led to Charlie Kirk's murder,
05:08the attempted assassinations of Trump, the attacks on ICE and Teslas.
05:12But the climate change narratives may be worse than total harm done.
05:16Fraudulent climate models led to draining the taxpayers of trillions.
05:20Defy the demon that was as real as Dylan Mulvaney's camel toe.
05:26Meanwhile, young people were tortured into thinking
05:29the world was going to end every 15 minutes.
05:33And now a young climate hysteric causes massive death and destruction.
05:37Born from fantasy.
05:38You see the pattern?
05:41But then there's reality.
05:43The peace deals.
05:44Good news for the real world, but bad news for the delusional left.
05:48And it exposes the lie that is behind such activism
05:51that it's harder and more heroic to be angry.
05:55No, it's not.
05:55It's harder to be good and to attempt the impossible,
05:59which is what Trump did.
06:00But the media ascribes value not to Trump,
06:03but to those who shout the loudest at him.
06:06Oh, look at the passion.
06:07They care so much.
06:09No, it's easy to scream, but it's harder to do the work.
06:13It was the work Biden didn't do or couldn't do.
06:17Instead, he trafficked in emotional narratives about white supremacy
06:20and MAGA extremism.
06:22His unfounded accusations papered over the reality
06:25that he did nothing for anyone but his family.
06:29Now, let me ask you a question.
06:30Have you ever seen Trump show an ounce of anger about anything?
06:34And not just since he became a politician.
06:36I mean, ever.
06:37Hell, even when he got shot, he didn't give the guy the finger.
06:41But boy, would Joe Biden get angry just about over anything.
06:46Because Joe Biden came from the lethargic, bureaucratic world
06:49of the acceptable.
06:51Trump came from the world of the unacceptable,
06:53meaning Trump refused to accept the decline that Biden had accepted.
06:58And for that reason, Trump became unacceptable to people like Joe.
07:03And now what Trump has done through his persistent optimism
07:06is provide a sharp contrast between the attention-seeking ego
07:10and those who wish to improve the lives around them.
07:13The golden age, if you will.
07:15It's a difference between hopeful action and selfish anger.
07:19I know what you're thinking.
07:20But Greg, you're pretty angry.
07:22And my answer to that is shut up and mind your own a** business.
07:31But it's no wonder the protesters are speechless.
07:34Their side lost.
07:35And now they'll have to find something new to scream about.
07:37And it will be something you know they'll never fix.
07:41Because even they know it's whatever they likely broke.
07:44Let's welcome tonight's guest.
07:49We asked to book Trump, but we weren't specific enough.
07:52Businessman and author of the new book, Under Siege, Eric Trump.
08:01He's so white, he makes Eric Trump look like Denzel Washington.
08:05Fox News contributor Tom Shalhoub.
08:07He encourages his fans to bring their own material.
08:14Actor, writer, and comedian Jamie Lissau.
08:19And she had her identity stolen by a broom.
08:22New York Times bestselling author and Fox News contributor, Kat Dupe.
08:30So, Eric, this was, I believe, the eighth war your dad has ended.
08:36Can you imagine if he actually tried?
08:39Well, by the way, exactly one year ago, he was serving French fries at McDonald's.
08:43And now we've ended eight wars, including Middle East peace, right?
08:49Joe Biden was in there for four years.
08:51Yeah, he wasn't really in there.
08:52The auto pen was in there.
08:53He wasn't doing a damn thing, right?
08:54He got zero accomplished.
08:55So, incredibly proud of my father.
08:57Yeah.
08:57What a great dad.
08:59What a great day for the world.
09:00You know, I would say that he's America's dad, but I don't want to go that far.
09:06I'm not like Jesse Waters.
09:09It's disgusting what he'll say.
09:11But are you kind of amazed that there are still people that cannot kind of reconcile that they might be wrong about your dad?
09:22Like, they'd rather go to the grave with this in their stomach than actually get it out and say, maybe I screwed up.
09:28How about you take the entire mainstream media?
09:30Yeah.
09:30I mean, they're literally supporting naked people who are lying on bridges in Portland, right, going crazy about these issues.
09:36I mean, you said it best.
09:38Like, you know, everybody in Gaza is chanting Trump.
09:41Like, what the hell issue do they have to stand on now?
09:43Both the Israelis and the Gazans, they all love Trump.
09:47You know, who are they supporting at this point?
09:49Yeah, I think they're supporting their own rage.
09:51You know, it's something that makes them feel good.
09:53They've got plenty of that, Greg.
09:54Yes, yes.
09:55They've got plenty of that.
09:56But it's easier, and kind of the point of it, and you know what?
09:59I think, Tom Shalhoub, you were inspired in my monologue because he, in the, you know, Tom is the type of person you make fun of.
10:09He's a, he's an optimist.
10:13He's always in a good mood.
10:16He's square.
10:17He's a fuddy-duddy.
10:19He's Ned Flanders.
10:22Right?
10:23Right.
10:23Yes.
10:24But those are the people that actually do the work.
10:27It's the other side.
10:28The constantly angry.
10:32The people who are seen as passionate.
10:34Those are the people that get all the attention, while you, who does the work, does not.
10:39Do you follow that?
10:40Thank you, Greg.
10:41I like the sound of that.
10:42That's maybe why I'm so happy today, and I see so many frustrated people on the left.
10:47I want to be in that Nobel Peace Prize meeting.
10:51When they're trying to work it out, I know they won't allow me to do it.
10:55I'm sure it's in a private room.
10:56But it's going to be so awkward, you know, they're going to be like, okay, welcome to
11:00order.
11:01I wonder who's going to get the prize this year.
11:04Go ahead.
11:05Just shout out the names there.
11:06Donald Trump.
11:07I can't hear out of my ear there.
11:09Pretty much.
11:10Donald Trump.
11:11Oh, don't everybody talk at once.
11:13You just became Italian.
11:15Exactly.
11:17He's like this, yeah.
11:18What did you say there?
11:20Oh, Taylor Swift.
11:21That's a good one.
11:22Taylor Swift.
11:23Taylor Swift.
11:24Yeah, she's going to marry that football player.
11:26That's good.
11:27Let's give it to her.
11:27I like that idea.
11:29I guess he was supposed to be Swedish.
11:31I don't know.
11:31I can't do the Swedish.
11:32You were Swedish, and then you went Italian.
11:35Well, maybe, because it's, you know, it's a Columbus Day.
11:37Oh, you're a meatball.
11:43Jamie, do you think, you know, you see what Trump is doing in the Middle East.
11:47Imagine what he could have done with you and your ex-wife.
11:52It's so funny you said that when I was researching Nobel Peace Prize winners.
11:56I had no idea in 2020 the lady that did my and my ex-wife's divorce won.
12:04I think he's a real candidate for that.
12:06I think he should get the Nobel Prize.
12:07Look at what it's all about.
12:10And, Greg, this has nothing to do with the fact that Eric Trump is looking at me.
12:16But isn't it fun to talk about Trump having Eric?
12:18This would be like...
12:19I know, it is funny.
12:19It's so funny.
12:20It would be like if Hunter Biden was on.
12:22You asked me if I liked crack.
12:28You know what it is?
12:29It's weird, though.
12:29I don't really think, like, when you bring it up, I forget that he's actually his son.
12:33Because all we do is we talk about Trump anyway.
12:37Yeah.
12:37As soon as they said his last name, I was like, yep.
12:43Think about all that Trump has done.
12:45Not just this, but all that he's done.
12:46This is, like, mind-blowing.
12:49He basically did the impossible.
12:50That's basically what it's like.
12:52And if you look at what...
12:53Like, there's nothing Biden did that there would ever be a conversation about a Nobel Peace.
12:57Like, nothing.
12:58He would win, like, little prizes.
12:59I heard they gave him little prizes, and we would make it all the way to the toilet.
13:06They would give him the prize from the Cracker Jack.
13:08Yeah, yeah.
13:09A little tiny book.
13:10Yeah, I heard he got it, like, twice.
13:16Kat, does it matter?
13:18Who cares about the Nobel Prize?
13:20I don't care.
13:21It's like, if you win it, it means you probably don't...
13:25You're not that great.
13:25I mean, this is such a huge win already, right?
13:28Yeah, yeah.
13:28I mean, I don't understand how...
13:30Everyone has to really...
13:33The only take is that this is a great win, great job to President Trump.
13:36This is amazing.
13:37This is exciting.
13:38I mean, even Hillary Clinton had to commend him on this.
13:42And he ruined her life.
13:45Yeah, that's true.
13:46That's true.
13:47Like, he...
13:50No, he did.
13:53There are a lot of people, obviously, who hate Trump for whatever reason, but she, like,
14:00hates him.
14:02Like, he took her life and just...
14:04Like, all her hopes and dreams were crushed.
14:07And she's like, I really commend him on this.
14:10So if you can't, if there's anyone out there who feels like they can't, then you really got
14:14to take a look at yourself.
14:15My cynicism says she's getting something out of this Middle East deal.
14:20Like, she's a shark for money, so there's got to be something where her and Bill are
14:25seeing some cash come out of, like, Qatar or something.
14:28Don't you think?
14:29Like, what would make her like Trump?
14:31Some money.
14:32I mean, if you're going to be against literal peace in the Middle East, that's a real tough
14:36look.
14:37That's true.
14:38That's true.
14:39Is it weird?
14:39I got to go to break here.
14:40But is it...
14:41Did you ever think...
14:42Like, when you were the son of Donald Trump, that was kind of enough, right?
14:46When he was, like, just doing The Apprentice.
14:48Did you think he was going to do this and make your life even crazier?
14:52Yeah.
14:52And then I got dragged into this very nice world where I became the most subpoenaed person
14:55in American history for doing that.
14:57No laptops from hell.
14:59No prostitution.
15:00No...
15:01What did you use?
15:02Crack?
15:02I mean, he was on a lot of stuff, right?
15:03So we'll just use your example.
15:05Listen, isn't it, like, the beauty of the power of positive thinking, right?
15:08Every one of these people said this could not be done.
15:11Peace in the Middle East could not exist.
15:13And he comes out day one.
15:14We're going to get peace in the Middle East, right?
15:15That's the power of positive thinking.
15:17That's the difference between a business person and these just, you know, career bureaucrats.
15:22I'm very proud of him.
15:22You said that phrase twice.
15:24Are you...
15:25Did your dad make you read The Power of Positive Thinking?
15:30A hundred percent.
15:31By the way, he was always, like, a great cheerleader.
15:33Yeah.
15:33And that's exactly what this country needed.
15:35We needed a cheerleader.
15:35We didn't have anybody...
15:36There's no cheerleaders for this country.
15:38Obama.
15:39Obama literally went around the world, like, apologizing for American greatness, right?
15:42And yet he shows up in the Middle East.
15:44They don't even send him, like, a staircase to the plane.
15:46Do you remember the Air Force One?
15:47He'd have to go out, like...
15:48The kid's stairs, and there'd be, like, no red carpet.
15:51Like, don't we want, like, America to be proud of America?
15:57Well, look at that scene today.
16:00Thank you for that applause.
16:01We must move on.
16:03Up next, a Democrat with nothing to say.
16:07I'm in your way.
16:09Hey, hey.
16:11It's video of the day.
16:13Hey, hey, hey.
16:14The texts were violent, so she stayed silent.
16:22Our video of the day comes to us from the Virginia governor debate, where Winsome Earl Sears cornered Dem candidate Abigail Spanberger on her continued support of Jay Jones.
16:33Roll it, Axel.
16:34Jay Jones advocated the murder, Abigail.
16:37The murder of a man, a former speaker, as well as his children who were two years, two and five years old.
16:46You have little girls.
16:48Would it take him pulling the trigger?
16:50Is that what would do it?
16:51And then you would say he needs to get out of the race?
16:54Abigail?
16:55You have nothing to say?
16:58Abigail?
16:59Jesus.
17:00What if he said it about your two children, your three children?
17:04Is that when you would say he should get out of the race, Abigail?
17:08Whoa.
17:08Oh, now we know what it takes to shut up a Democrat.
17:14The plain and obvious truth.
17:16Spanberger then took a page from the Biden school of debating by freezing up and staring into space.
17:22At least she didn't s*** her pants.
17:25That we're aware of.
17:27But a rough night didn't end there.
17:28Here's her cowardly ducking a question on men and women's locker rooms.
17:32Would you rescind the Yunkin administration policy requiring boys and girls to use bathrooms aligning with their biological sex?
17:41You have 30 seconds.
17:42My priority would be to ensure that local communities, importantly parents and teachers and educators,
17:49are able to work together to meet the unique needs of each school and each community.
17:56And that is important.
17:58And I say that.
17:58Hmm, so that's where Spanberger stands on protecting females.
18:03If their dad's a Republican, there's a target on their backs.
18:07But if they stand up to pee, you go, girl.
18:10Just make it into the urinal.
18:13Tom, what did you make of her strategy of remaining silent?
18:20It was unbelievable.
18:20It was so entertaining to watch.
18:22She's just staring straight ahead.
18:23She's thinking if she stays so still, maybe nobody will see her.
18:30Yes.
18:31They'll forget she's even in the debate.
18:33It reminds me, like, when I take my dog for a walk, it will sometimes see a rabbit on the lawn,
18:37and the rabbit just sits there like, yeah.
18:40Like, the dog, he could eat you right now, but they just stay still.
18:45Or when my kids were young, and we'd play hide-and-seek, they would just cover their eyes, and they thought they disappeared.
18:51I was like, oh, you think you're not here anymore, huh?
18:54Yeah.
18:54But it is amazing to see, and the reason is they don't have an answer.
19:00You'd think.
19:00Obviously, this makes them look ridiculous.
19:03In the same way that Katie Porter, you know, when she conducted an interview, and she was like, I'm not going to answer follow-up questions.
19:09Yeah.
19:10It's like, isn't that what happens in an interview?
19:13Every interview ever?
19:14Sure, but they can't discuss, because their opinions, they are embarrassed of their opinions.
19:21When they were talking about the, you know, the girls' locker rooms, she doesn't have an answer.
19:26She can't say what makes common sense, because that's not the Democrat position.
19:30But, you know, she doesn't, she can't do either one.
19:34Because if she speaks common sense, then the Democrats are going to throw her out to pasture, because they won't accept it.
19:40So, instead, she just sits like a little rabbit.
19:43Yeah.
19:45That's an excellent impression, Tom.
19:48Jamie, you're used to this kind of silence at your shows.
19:54Yeah.
19:56Yeah, I see like a hundred of that face in our show.
20:01Not even just hers, but Tom's rabbit face.
20:07That was insane.
20:08Like, there was a moment where I thought, did they replace her with a robot, and it broke?
20:13Yeah.
20:13Like, at the wrong time.
20:15Her and Kamala Harris should be on the next season of Dancing Around the Issues with the Stars.
20:19Yeah.
20:19I know.
20:22I also feel like that question about naked men in women's locker rooms, it should be an open and shut, black and white.
20:32Well, I'll be honest with you.
20:33I don't like naked men in men's locker rooms.
20:35Yeah.
20:38Especially when they start using the blow dryer in the wrong area.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Exactly.
20:43And I'm like, why am I holding it?
20:45Your hands are free.
20:49Well done.
20:56Well done.
20:57So, Kat, Tom makes this really good point that, okay, she must have known those two issues were going to come up.
21:05And to not have the assumption like Katie Porter that she could withstand these arrows.
21:11Like, I'm still going to win, even if I don't have an answer.
21:15Yeah, just go out there and get aggressive about your opinion.
21:18Yes.
21:19Just have an opinion.
21:20Yeah.
21:20And, you know, you can just, like, okay, if I were in her position and I had maybe a shot at power, I would say, listen, as a person who believes in small government, I may not be sure that the government needs to be involved in our bathrooms.
21:34However, as a person who had to use the bathroom at the airport this morning, I think we might need way more laws than we have now.
21:43Why is there still so much pee in so many places in the women's bathroom?
21:48And, you know, I'm tired of it.
21:50I'm tired of walking in and looking like there was the Orca show at SeaWorld in the toilet bowl.
21:56You know, I'm not going to say why it's there because they'll get in trouble, but I will say this.
22:01It's because of the women who hover.
22:02We need to have women who sit bathrooms and women who hover bathrooms.
22:06And the hoverers can have their own bathrooms and they can pee all over each other if they want, while the rest of us who want to care for our pelvic floors can sit.
22:14You know, I do think that, like, even libertarians, there has to be carve outs for restrooms.
22:21Well, listen, you can't, you know, I mean, there needs to be some punishment for this.
22:24Yes, life in prison, but you can have parole.
22:27Yes.
22:28I'm not a monster.
22:29Yes.
22:30Eric, you know what kills me about Spanberger is that she's considered a moderate.
22:37Like, they'll go like, oh, you know, Spanberger is really the, should be the face of the Democrat Party because she's not crazy.
22:43You can't be called a moderate if you don't have an answer about men in women's bathrooms.
22:48That's the whole point of the question.
22:49But why does the silence actually shock anybody, right?
22:52Like, I mean, when we ran against Biden, he literally hid in the basement for, what, how many months?
22:57Yeah.
22:57You know, eight months.
22:58He didn't come out.
22:59Like, do you remember the little, like, the little circles, little yellow circles that were always unfilled?
23:02Yes.
23:03The guy never showed up.
23:04Like, we were in every swing state.
23:05We were busting our butts.
23:06We had bullhorns on top of tractors.
23:07And this guy wouldn't leave his basement because they knew that the mainstream media was going to otherwise carry the water for them.
23:13Like, they're so indoctrinated to know that their message can't fail because they've got CNN, they've got ABC, and they've got NBC.
23:20And guess what?
23:21People are no longer buying this stuff anymore.
23:23They can't stand it.
23:24They hate it.
23:25Yeah.
23:25You know, and they're wrong on all these issues.
23:27And so it's actually their arrogance.
23:28It's their arrogance that's causing this.
23:30I think it's right.
23:31I think they assume that they don't have.
23:32It's almost insulting to ask a follow-up question to them.
23:36And also, I just think they, to your point, they just assume they're going to win anyway, which makes me think.
23:42You know what else?
23:43What?
23:43She looks like a hoverer.
23:45Yeah, she does.
23:53I like this.
23:54It's floating.
23:55Yeah.
24:01You know, this is good.
24:03This is good.
24:04It's a setup for our next segment.
24:06Sorry.
24:06It's going to be really disgusting.
24:08The world's ugliest speed bumps.
24:10Sorry.
24:19If you'll be in the New York area and would like tickets to see Gutfeldt, go to foxnews.com slash gutfeldt and click on the link to join our studio audience.
24:26Cliff for you.
24:28It's video of the day.
24:31Hey, hey, hey, part two.
24:32They protest the police by being naked and obese.
24:39They protest the police by being naked and obese.
24:43A second video of the day.
24:44A second video of the day comes from the People's Republic of Portland, where hundreds of nude far-left cyclists protested Trump's plan to deploy the National Guard into ICE.
24:54At one point, they even held a die-in, pretending to be dead in the middle of a bridge, but as always, why is it always the disgusting ones who protest nude?
25:05Why can't Sidney Sweeney get outraged about something?
25:08Too bad ICE can't deport them all to Planet Fitness.
25:13So, Jamie, I'm trying to tie this into your relationship with your ex-wife.
25:25Did she, in the divorce, get the bike?
25:28She got everything, so yes.
25:32But you just brought up the greatest point, is that there are people that, you know, we're all human beings.
25:37You might go like, oh, I wish I could see that person naked, but in there, it's none of those ones.
25:42Yeah.
25:43Do you know what I mean?
25:44And I think we all learned a valuable lesson from that video, which is never buy a used bicycle in Portland.
25:57Yeah, that's for sure, Kat.
25:59You know, I was really grateful that this piece of video was blurred.
26:04Normally, we're bummed when they blur nudity, but in this case...
26:08Don't say we.
26:10Normally, I'm upset when it's blurred, but here I was.
26:13I was just so relieved.
26:14And I find it...
26:15Do you think that maybe professional nudists frown upon this?
26:19I just don't know who this is for.
26:22Yeah.
26:22I mean, like, is there all this rabid support for ICE in Portland that I was unaware of?
26:28I mean, it's like, they all think that there are these individual rebels, but there's so many of them that that's obviously not true.
26:35Mm-hmm.
26:35The way to be the true rebel in Portland would probably be to put a bra on and trim your crotch forest.
26:42Crotch forest.
26:49Crotch forest.
26:52That sounds like a progressive children's book.
26:58The kind of book that they force on your kids.
27:00I was trying to keep it safe for all the families that are watching.
27:03Yeah, that's good.
27:04That's good.
27:04Daddy, what's a crotch forest?
27:06Eric, this is the kind of high-level persuasion that your father is up against.
27:16By the way, this is actually why we won, right?
27:18But I mean, could you imagine being a legal immigrant and then saying, this is my representation, right?
27:23Like, you know, a bunch of out-of-shape people laying naked in a cold place, by the way.
27:29This isn't like Miami, right?
27:31This is a cold place.
27:32And you're saying they're saying, these are the people who are representing my cause?
27:36I mean, the illegal immigrants aren't even into this crap.
27:39That much I can tell you, right?
27:40Yeah.
27:40No, I agree.
27:41I actually think this is one of the kind of the cruel things is, like, people try to get to this country because they like our actual traditional values.
27:51And then they get wrapped up in this stuff.
27:53And then they almost get polluted.
27:54And it's a shame, Tom, you are actually, a lot of people don't know this, a professional nudist.
27:59You edit a magazine, Amateur Nudist Monthly.
28:05You do all of your chores naked.
28:08You're naked right now.
28:10One of my only chores is showering.
28:12So I do some of my chores.
28:14I can't imagine an event that is less tailored to the Tom Chaluse sensibility.
28:21Look, they've got American flags upside down.
28:24Everybody's a leftist.
28:25It's in Portland.
28:26They're naked.
28:27But most offensive of all is the bicycles.
28:32Why are bicycles so annoying?
28:34Remember when bicycles were fun?
28:36Yes, they've ruined bicycles.
28:37They can't even ride them.
28:38You and I probably rode on our, well, I was.
28:41Schwinn?
28:42Yeah.
28:42Banana seat?
28:43I had a Schwinn with a banana.
28:44I wanted a Huffy Thunder Road.
28:46But my mother was like, I'm not spending 80 bucks.
28:49I had a root beer colored Schwinn with a banana seat.
28:55Got it for Christmas.
28:55I'll never forget it.
28:57It's under the tree.
28:58Yeah.
28:59Yeah.
28:59I think, I mean, at this point, bikes are so, to me, they so signal this kind of like
29:05hippie leftism that even if you had a perfect event for me, if you had, if it was like a
29:10barbecue with Republican barbershop quartet singers, and if everyone was on bikes, I'm not showing up.
29:18Yeah.
29:20I love how they were naked and still wearing helmets.
29:22I don't know.
29:25Coming up, the ABC News Hobbit strikes again.
29:32Ain't the media enough?
29:40A battle between Vance and a guy in baby Gap pants.
29:47Speak of ABC News anchor George Stephanopoulos, who cut off the V mid-sentence, but not before
29:51Vance really let him have it.
29:53Roll it, Vic.
29:55Here's, George, why fewer and fewer people watch your program and why you're losing credibility.
30:00Because you're talking for now five minutes with the Vice President of the United States
30:04about this story regarding Tom Holman, a story that I've read about, but I don't even know
30:09the video that you're talking about.
30:11Meanwhile, low-income women can't get food because the Democrats and Chuck Schumer have
30:16shut down the government.
30:17You were focused on a bogus story.
30:19Let's talk about the real issues, George.
30:21I think the American people would benefit much more from that than from you going down some
30:25weird left-wing rabbit hole where the facts clearly show that Tom Holman didn't engage
30:30in any criminal wrongdoing.
30:31It's not a weird left-wing rabbit hole.
30:33I didn't insinuate anything.
30:34I asked you whether Tom Holman accepted $50,000, as was heard on an audio tape recorded by
30:40the FBI in September 2024, and you did not answer the question.
30:44Thank you for your time this morning.
30:45No, George, I said that I don't.
30:47Up next, we'll be right back.
30:52No, no, no.
30:53George was obviously in a hurry.
30:54If you keep Pritzker waiting, he starts eating the furniture in the green room.
30:58Cat, did you think he cut him off or did he have to go to break?
31:04I mean, that was pretty disrespectful to the vice president, don't you think?
31:08Well, the vice president is very, very, very good on television.
31:11Yeah.
31:12So I don't know.
31:13It could have just been a coincidence.
31:14But I mean, he's a lot better at debating people on these shows than a lot of people I
31:19can think of.
31:19I don't think he's really better than he is.
31:20He's very good.
31:21Yeah, he is very good.
31:23Well, I guess we settled that.
31:24Is it over for this kind of elitist, I'm from a perch media where, like, you know,
31:33you're supposed to come in and you're supposed to go onto that set and be nervous?
31:38Well, I mean, first of all, he was the war room, right?
31:41Stephanopoulos was under Clinton campaign.
31:43He ran their war room.
31:45But you know what?
31:46Honestly, you should rejoice in this, Greg, because honestly, it's why independent journalism
31:50is winning in this country.
31:51These guys are dead.
31:52And it's because of the smugness and it's because of their attitudes and it's because
31:55they always take one side.
31:57I mean, think about this.
31:57On a day of Middle East peace, this is literally the question being asked the vice president
32:02about Tom Holman and $50,000, right?
32:04I mean, people know who these people are, but it's why this show is doing so damn well
32:08and you're winning every single night.
32:13It's why Joe Rogan's doing so well.
32:15It's why so much of the mainstream media and network TV is dead because people just don't
32:20like these guys.
32:21They're smug as hell and they're not relatable anymore.
32:24That is so true.
32:25And I'd have to say part of it is my sex appeal, but thank you.
32:33I didn't ask for that, but that's all right.
32:36Tom, when you watch this, do you think that Stephanopoulos was just like pissed off?
32:42No, I think he planned on saying you didn't answer the question and then cutting to a commercial
32:46because he was all ready to go.
32:48And the thing was, J.D. Vance did answer his question.
32:51He answered his question at the top.
32:52He said, there's no proof that that's true.
32:54He said, there's no proof that there was any bribe and there's been no crime committed.
33:00And then he went on for a minute to tear him a new rabbit hole.
33:03Where your rabbit is.
33:07Exactly.
33:08And then Stephanopoulos was like, you didn't answer the question.
33:10Let's go to a commercial.
33:11But it's like, and then he was about to say, I think, J.D. Vance, yeah, I did answer the
33:15question.
33:16But all these guys are ridiculous.
33:17Stephanopoulos, that used to be a good show back when David Brinkley used to host it.
33:20Remember that this week with David Brinkley?
33:22That was a real newsman.
33:23But all these other guys like Dan Rather firing off this week about CBS.
33:28Oh, now CBS is going down, you know, because of Barry Weiss.
33:32Because of Barry Weiss.
33:33And Dan Rather, he's one of the biggest colossal boob blowhards in history.
33:38And now I realize 60 Minutes was fake.
33:40My whole childhood, I used to watch that show.
33:42I have an apology to all those businessmen who were breaking out in a flop sweat whose
33:46lives got ruined by 60 Minutes.
33:47It was all fake.
33:48You're all innocent.
33:50Right?
33:50That is a great point.
33:55Everybody now realizes that whatever you watched was completely, like, manufactured.
34:02That the guy that 60 Minutes made look bad made him look bad.
34:07And he wasn't bad at all.
34:09All those people, Jamie.
34:11That's right.
34:12All those people.
34:13That's what they've done in all videos you've ever seen of me.
34:15Yes.
34:17You know, I watch your YouTube videos.
34:19I can't believe people edit out the laughter like that.
34:21Yeah.
34:22It's ridiculous.
34:23I hope you look bad.
34:26I feel for J.D.
34:27I am no stranger to having my mic cut off.
34:30It's how all my shows end.
34:33That's a crazy name, too, I think.
34:35Stephanopoulos is a pretty long name.
34:37Yeah.
34:37I looked it up.
34:37His mom was from Greece, and his dad was from Sesame Street.
34:42And, um...
34:43Can I do one more complaint about this?
34:53Sure.
34:54Greg, the show is called This Week.
34:56Mm-hmm.
34:56That Holman thing happened in September of 2024.
35:00The show's not called 53 weeks ago.
35:02Bring up something from This Week.
35:03Let's talk about...
35:04I heard they're going to rename the show This Week, Little Man.
35:09Well done.
35:11See what he did there?
35:12This Week, Little Man?
35:13Just in case you didn't see it in your head, I wanted to...
35:16I should just move on.
35:18All right.
35:18Up next, bye-bye, Ben Franklin.
35:23In five words.
35:29College replaces Founding Fathers' mascots.
35:33Eric, Franklin and Marshall College and PA is replacing its mascots, Benjamin Franklin and
35:38John Marshall, with a new gender-neutral mascot.
35:43And this is due to so-called student concerns that the Founding Fathers were racist.
35:49This guy literally voted to abolish slavery.
35:52I just want everyone to know.
35:54Then he funded the university.
35:56By the way, the guy came up with the lightning rod.
35:58Like, how cool is that, right?
35:59He did, like, all this cool stuff.
36:00He signed the Declaration of Independence.
36:02Like, what do you replace him with?
36:04Like, a bulldog?
36:06Like, what the hell do you replace him with?
36:07Yes.
36:08I was like, how can the left attack a guy who literally voted to abolish slavery?
36:13Well, maybe because they were for the people of the...
36:15You know what?
36:16The only gender-neutral...
36:18I can think of a spork.
36:20Yeah, I don't...
36:21That's good.
36:23Or how about this?
36:26No, um...
36:28Tom, you know what's funny?
36:32Is this really isn't about wokeism at all.
36:35I don't...
36:35There wasn't an outcry, a huge outcry.
36:38It's about the cowardice of people who react.
36:41Wokeism was almost never about the desires that the...
36:45What the people wanted.
36:46It was the reaction of bureaucrats and administrators to it.
36:51They folded.
36:52It was about cowardice.
36:53Not actually about leftism.
36:55Well, it's also...
36:56You've got to give these DEI people something to do.
36:58Yeah.
36:59This thing is going to take all year.
37:00It says, early meetings, brainstorm the qualities of a mascot.
37:03Mid-september...
37:04Mid-semester, generate a long list of mascot ideas.
37:08Later meetings, it goes on.
37:09It takes a whole year to come up with this mascot.
37:12So it's an ongoing project.
37:14And they're not changing the name of their school.
37:16The school is named after John Marshall and Ben Franklin.
37:20And how cool are these mascots?
37:22Like, you know, when they play games against other, you know, colleges,
37:26they have these cool guys.
37:27Imagine a Supreme Court justice coming out on the field.
37:29That's cool.
37:30Yeah.
37:30Look at those guys.
37:31They're in a silent scream.
37:33Look at them.
37:33Yes.
37:34They are.
37:35That would scare the hell out of me.
37:38That showed up in my bedroom.
37:41Or elsewhere, Jamie.
37:43Yeah.
37:44What do you think?
37:45Knowing nothing about this, I feel like whoever wrote that list Tom read could be the new mascot.
37:51Yes.
37:51I also don't know any of these.
37:53I don't know what the words mean.
37:54I never know gender neutral.
37:55And then I heard gender fluid.
37:56I don't know what they mean.
37:58I tried.
37:58I looked it up.
37:59And gender fluid means you could be like a man.
38:02And then you switch over and be a woman.
38:03You could switch back and be a man.
38:04That's all I know.
38:05I don't know if there's a limit to switches.
38:08I don't know how you switch.
38:09I don't have to go into a phone booth, come back out in a different outfit.
38:11I don't know.
38:12I had no idea.
38:13I thought gender fluid was why we grabbed a towel after sex.
38:16I thought it was to.
38:22But Tom made the greatest point.
38:23Franklin and Marshall, it's on your degree.
38:25Yeah.
38:25It's on your sweatshirt.
38:27They're just wasting time.
38:28Yes.
38:28Cat, what do you make of this?
38:30I don't understand how it happened.
38:32Like, how did they actually say, yeah?
38:34Right?
38:35Someone was like, listen, on the one hand, he's a founding father.
38:38But on the other hand, he's not non-binary.
38:41Yeah.
38:42Someone had to be like, that is a good point.
38:44Yeah.
38:44He isn't non-binary, which definitely outweighs the whole founding father thing.
38:50Yep.
38:50Great point.
38:51We've got to find someone non-binary.
38:52Great, great job.
38:53Great rook on this team.
38:54Like, what?
38:55Yeah.
38:55It's like, it has to be non-binary.
38:57That eliminates everybody who ever invented or did great things.
39:01I mean, I can't think of a non-binary inventor.
39:04I mean, Thomas Edison?
39:05I don't know.
39:06Just why does it have to?
39:08Why?
39:08Gender neutral.
39:09Like, why does that make it better?
39:11Yeah.
39:12Exactly.
39:12I don't get it.
39:13I don't either.
39:14All right.
39:1470 grand a year.
39:15What?
39:1570 grand a year.
39:16Yeah.
39:17Amazing.
39:18All right.
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