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00:00You want to kill the contestants?
00:23The network would never go for this.
00:26I thought we needed more family programming.
00:28I don't understand what I'm reading.
00:29These contestants will want to be ugly and horrible.
00:32Never.
00:52No, no, this won't do.
00:55With all due respect, despite the demands of your fans, we feel it would be irresponsible as a network to promote and spread the frankly disturbing and disgusting message of your show.
01:09Maybe if we're a little less bloody and a little more heterosexual.
01:14I'm sorry, madams, but in the name of normalcy and decency, I'm afraid we're not only going to have to decline your show, we're going to have to do everything we can to stop it from airing.
01:26Trying to sweep the poor fledgling TV producers under the rug.
01:31Well, think again.
01:33We built Dragula up to what it is today.
01:36And we intend to stay with it.
01:40We appreciate your devotion and contribution to the world of drag.
01:44But we plan on fully blacklisting this show from ever seeing the light of day.
01:48So we've created all of this, and now you want to stab us in the back? Forget it.
01:58We have fought bigger monsters than you in Hollywood for years.
02:02You don't want to play with us the hog, man.
02:05Ladies, please.
02:06It's hardly necessary for you to make threats.
02:09You surely don't mean.
02:14Don't fuck with us, fellas!
02:19This ain't our first time at the rodeo.
02:23You forget that the viewers we got from Dragula came from our power.
02:27And we can use that any way we want.
02:32That's right, darlings.
02:34The sword cuts.
02:36Both ways.
03:06Yeah!
03:07Fuck...
03:08Could you see your Weihnacht video currently?
03:09Or could you have any chance on us, Mental Health retirementします?
03:10And really here's the oldmates now.
03:12Okay, you can find out all that you think they don't know.
03:13Could you get off the Protonibles.
03:14That's right.
03:15You're missing as dozens of folks.
03:16And the Hoodies is outside their heads.
03:17The Adam and vies.
03:18And those things will learn within 1.
03:19So try to eat after that.
03:20Meanwhile, you look at the police too.
03:22Also, we've got nothing else.
03:23And when was Seit魚 who put them on,
03:25his car locks on the rug.
03:27Was queries before the right seatим this plaque.
03:28Long Hesint to receive weeks
03:29and ﷺ.
03:32So idé biraz
03:34DRAG!
04:01DRAG!
04:02GAMOR!
04:04still missing Herr
04:09DRAGULA
04:11She's the killer
04:12QUEEN DRAGULA
04:14She'll make you
04:17SCREAM DRAG DRAG DRAG DRAG DRAG DRAGULA
04:23The winner of DRAGULA receives a cash prize of $10,000 retailers courtesy of DRAGCREE merchandise
04:28And the title of Dracula, the world's next drag super monster.
04:32Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dracula.
04:58This is the story of Dracula.
05:28I don't know.
05:58I'm a Bora, and I'm a creep.
06:09Hi, I'm James Majesty, but you can call me your majesty for sure.
06:18I am Monique Shame.
06:19I am the masked villain of Seattle.
06:21I'm Kendra Onyx, and you don't want to fuck with me, because I'll bite a bitch.
06:41I have never been in a room full of people that I felt adequately challenged by.
06:51Hello, uglies.
07:20We want to congratulate you and officially welcome you to the competition.
07:26Now, as you ghoules know, we pride ourselves on celebrating the strange and the wild and
07:33the sometimes dangerous side of queer culture.
07:36And as the rest of the world begins to accept us, they're also trying to squeeze us into
07:40a little box and make us conform, and that just won't do.
07:45Because to us, drag is a form of radical self-expression.
07:49It's an art, and the last thing an artist needs is to be told what to do.
07:54So we're going to do what we want, and what we want is to crown a new drag super monster.
08:00One of you, to join our army and go forward and help spread our message of drag, filth,
08:06horror, and glamour.
08:08This competition is not safe.
08:11We've designed challenges that will test you to your core.
08:14You're either going to rise to the occasion and become better queens, or if you're weak,
08:18it'll break you.
08:19The 10 of you already possess the raw materials you need to win this competition.
08:24But only one of you is strong enough to rise to the top, snatch the crown, the $10,000 cash,
08:31and the title of Dragula, the world's next drag super monster.
08:36Now listen, ladies, we hope you're ready, because the competition starts right now with
08:42a toast.
08:43Israel, bring these ladies something to drink.
08:48If you're going to be performing in dingy clubs all over the world, you need to be
08:57prepared to party with the best of them.
08:59That's why your first challenge is going to be a race to see who can finish their pitcher
09:04of our signature boule blood brew before the rest of the girls.
09:08That's right, everyone.
09:09It's a blood chugging contest.
09:12The queen that finishes her pitcher before the rest will have a distinct advantage over
09:17the other girls.
09:18The one who finishes last, well, of course, she'll have to pay the price.
09:24Now, raise your glasses, but don't start until Swan gives you the signal.
09:30Ready?
09:31Set.
09:32Drink.
09:33Well done, ladies.
09:43You're even thirstier than I had anticipated.
09:59Monique, you have won the challenge.
10:02No one can chug anything as fast as me, so that one I knew that I was going to have in the
10:09bag.
10:10She's maybe a mild alcoholic and a party girl.
10:12That means you'll be treated to an hour foot massage before the floor show.
10:17And because poor Victoria was the weakest of the pack, you will actually be the one administering
10:24that foot massage for Monique.
10:29Alright, listen, ladies, that brings us to the first challenge.
10:32Who's ready to hear what it is?
10:34Me!
10:35We wanted to start this season off with something twisted, something sadistic and sick.
10:41So we're going to do an homage to a true Hollywood horror icon.
10:45He's the creator of the Hellraiser world, our friend.
10:48We're talking about Mr. Clive Barker.
10:52In his Hellraiser series, Clive created the Cenobites.
10:55They were hellish, sadistic, extra-dimensional beings whose physical deformities were based
11:00on the way they lived and died.
11:03Oh, truly our kind of girls.
11:05So your challenge is this.
11:06Create your own Cenobite look based on your unique style of dress.
11:10As a special bonus, our strongest Cenobite will receive an autographed limited edition copy
11:16of Clive Barker's Next Testament book, of which only 100 copies were ever printed.
11:22Now listen up, girls. This is it.
11:24You have the rest of the week to prepare your looks,
11:26and then you will reveal your creations here on the runway
11:29for the first floor show of the season.
11:32Do your best, ladies.
11:34The penalty for failure this week is positively painful.
11:39Well, hi, everybody. I'm Bitch Puddin'. I'm the mouth of Atlanta, Georgia, I guess you could say.
11:54But yeah, I'm from Atlanta.
11:55Hi, everybody. My name is Erica Clash. I'm originally from New York City, born and raised, but now I live in San Francisco.
12:00I moved there with my boyfriend five months ago. I'm known for being like the video game, anime, like zombie monster. I'm also a bottom, and...
12:06Hi, I'm James Majesty. You can call me Your Majesty for sure. There's one less letter.
12:12Oh, girl. There's one less letter, okay, bitch. It's for real.
12:14Wow, I am so impressed by her ego. Oh my God, what a pretentious cunt.
12:18I just, I quit my job at the Sephora. I worked there for like five years in Seattle. It was cute. I run a nightclub there. A top 40 bar. Does not fit in with my aesthetic at all, so...
12:25It fits perfectly with your aesthetic. Whatever, I'm pretty.
12:28You know it does.
12:41Girl, you're basic like all the other girls. There ain't gotta be the grandparents. I don't wanna win. Wow. Sorry.
12:47And, listen, if you're sad and breakfast, any of theality of your dresses are pretty, you know it does.
12:55Me basic?
12:57Okay, I'm basic, but you're the one that can't get a show back home.
12:59That's why you have a bookie, bitch, but it's okay.
13:01Girl, I would never book you. You're a mess.
13:03I know. That's why I'm here, right?
13:05I like drunk talent.
13:06The soft puppet from back home, Monique.
13:08She's pretty sickening, except she can't keep a gig.
13:12She doesn't have a place to live.
13:14She does drugs and not a prescription.
13:17She shamed me on social media
13:19and had a bunch of people talking about me.
13:22She was making posts. She was sharing all my pictures, sharing all my nudes,
13:27and she's a good shit talker.
13:31I actually produce shows and work for Drag For A Living.
13:34She tries. No, I met her, though.
13:37We became friends in a horror film we shot together.
13:40She was an extra in my movies, so...
13:42Okay, but she got too drunk to finish it.
13:44It's okay. I had extras. I had extras.
13:46Are you guys cool, like, in Seattle?
13:48Because you guys are both from there, no?
13:50I mean, I won't book her. That's for damn sure.
13:52Why not?
13:53Because I don't like drunk messes.
13:54Because I'm scary.
13:55I work with professional ladies.
13:56And she can't afford me because she pays her people $50 and that's it.
14:00I don't pay them. The bar pays them. I'm on a salary.
14:02I don't know what you're talking about.
14:03Oh, honey.
14:05My rent's already paid till November. Good luck with those paychecks.
14:07I do not want to go to Seattle if everyone's screaming at each other.
14:10No, I'm moving here to take your job.
14:11Is anybody else from Seattle can give us another perspective on this drama?
14:15Cause damn. I feel like, I feel like you guys, like something is fresh.
14:20So James made a big post about me that was like this fucking long, talking all this shit.
14:25No, I didn't. Girl, yes you did.
14:26I didn't make a post.
14:27I have screen caps, girl.
14:28I have screen caps.
14:31I didn't make a post.
14:33I didn't make a post.
14:34I just wouldn't respond to you.
14:35What did you say about me, girl?
14:36Since we're on the subject.
14:37You're a trigger-happy alcoholic. That's what I said, bitch.
14:40You got a pop of Xanax every 10 fucking minutes.
14:42Ooh.
14:43Shit.
14:44But it's prescribed, so it's okay.
14:46Thank God you have a mask.
14:47Oh, thank God.
14:48Shit, you did win the beer challenge.
14:49It got me here.
14:50I still beat you all.
14:52Congrats on the one thing you're going to win this season.
14:54Oh, please, girl.
14:56I wear a mask and I got on here, honey.
15:00I am from Florida originally, but I currently reside in Phoenix, Arizona.
15:06There's actually not really a scene for the kind of weirdos out there.
15:11So I'm pretty much on my own out there in the desert, sitting at home making shit.
15:17I'm from Atlanta, Georgia.
15:19Not originally, but that's where I am now.
15:21Where are you from originally?
15:22I'm from Florida.
15:23Oh, my goodness.
15:24Two Floridians.
15:26Yeah, two Floridiots.
15:28I'm familiar with Bitch Pudding.
15:31We were on the same cast together.
15:33Wait, so you guys are not in the cast no more?
15:35No, I got fired.
15:36No.
15:37That's what I heard.
15:38You got fired?
15:39I got fired.
15:40Because she's a mess, too.
15:41No, I got fired because I did a number with blood on it.
15:44Let me clarify that for you, Bitch Pudding.
15:47Uh-huh.
15:48You did not get fired for just spilling a little bit of blood, okay?
15:52You brought down the whole dressing room.
15:54Okay.
15:55Every time you stepped in there, the whole energy changed.
15:58Okay.
15:59Dang, everybody's so hostile right off the bat.
16:04Put minimal to no effort in all of your performances.
16:08Yeah, but you didn't fuck yourself with a fucking crucifix, did you, Mary?
16:12Yeah, I did.
16:13I actually admire the fuck out of that artist in the corner over there.
16:17Um, I'm the one that she moved to Atlanta for because she was asking me about my drag.
16:21You have it totally backwards.
16:22You were asking me about drag and I was like, I'm inspired by your character.
16:26I feel like you should fucking move here.
16:28And you did.
16:29Here's the thing, Bitch Pudding.
16:30You're saying...
16:31The Bitch Pudding that you fell in love with is not the one you see now.
16:35I need to know the real team.
16:37You go for the top shelf for your words right now.
16:40I did not fall in love for Bitch Pudding.
16:42You were punk, but then when I got there, you fell into this fucking pageant rut.
16:48And look at you now.
16:50Wearing a Beyonce costume.
16:51Wearing a Beyonce costume.
16:52I mean, it could be any pop diva, really.
16:54It's basic as fuck.
16:55Oh, the single ladies.
16:56So, Disasterina, what's the tea about you, hun?
17:00Well, my name is Disasterina.
17:02I'm Ellie's most disastrous drag queen.
17:04Yo, hide your shit.
17:05We can tell.
17:06What planet is Disasterina from?
17:09Disasterina is so kooky and weird.
17:12I love it.
17:13I'm Ellie's most disastrous drag queen.
17:16I'm a kooky comedy trash bitch.
17:18Mm.
17:19What do you identify as, like, gay, straight, queer?
17:22Um...
17:23That's a pressing question.
17:25Like, hi, how are you?
17:27I'd say heteroflexible.
17:29Okay.
17:30Oh, interesting.
17:31Meaning I'm married to a lady.
17:33Shut the fuck up!
17:35She really is a disaster.
17:37See, here I was trying to figure out what Disasterina looked like out of drag.
17:40It's Jill trying to figure out this bitch's name, though.
17:42Well, she's a dad.
17:43It looks really bad.
17:44It's really good to go in her here so fast.
17:46You know, I wanted to get it out of the way.
17:49Well, I'm from Florida.
17:51Shut up.
17:52Yeah, um, Orlando, Florida is where I'm from, but I used to be from a little town called...
17:58Everybody remembers the bitch pudding that was, like, punk.
18:02Her numbers, like, the other show is supposed to be weird and different.
18:06That's what we're known for.
18:08And I just feel like...
18:11Oh, you talking about somebody?
18:12You want to talk about it with me?
18:14Yeah.
18:15I feel like what you did changed everything.
18:18You put such a strain on my relationship by just flicking me in the dick in front of my boyfriend.
18:24She flicked his dick?
18:25She flicked me in the dick right in front of my boyfriend.
18:28We're on stage.
18:29And now I have to fight my fucking boyfriend every other month and he'll pull up the fucking video of you grabbing me on stage and making out with my face without my consent.
18:42Yeah, but girl, I try to not give my two cents to people with relationships, but that sounds like maybe not the ideal relationship situation for you.
18:49Just as a side note, maybe you don't want that.
18:53I felt violated.
18:55I think it's funny you're bringing all of this up right now instead of us as sisters.
19:00I don't consider you a sister.
19:01Well, I find it's really weird that you're bringing all of this up, like, here now.
19:06I had brought it up to you.
19:07We addressed it.
19:08I never touched you physically again.
19:10But you didn't stop you fucking almost throwing me off the stage during the lip sync.
19:14You pushed me first.
19:15No, girl, if you roll the tape, you rodeo my ass around and I almost fell off.
19:19Why?
19:20And you know what?
19:21Regardless of even that moment, like, I just was in honor of two of the Atlanta's fucking monsters representing their shit on that platform.
19:27You're not a monster, though.
19:29I will.
19:30You look like a basic middle-aged white woman.
19:32I'm a basic middle-aged white woman.
19:33Every time.
19:34But I mean, in separation.
19:35And I know, but that's not fair because you also aren't dressed very well either.
19:38And you're basic, too, sweetheart bitch.
19:40Look at these hairy legs, motherfucker.
19:42Let me just say this.
19:43The moment that we start saying you're not a monster and you are defeats the whole purpose of the competition.
19:47Of this show.
19:48Exactly.
19:49Let's just give it a minute to feel each other out before we start getting crazy.
19:53Put the scissors down.
19:55She's grinding us with scissors.
19:58All I want to say.
20:00But I don't look at myself as the typical Dragula queen.
20:03No.
20:04But at the same time, I've had.
20:05But you're you.
20:06You're authentically you.
20:07But all of us, because we're in some way different, have paid a price locally, right or wrong.
20:11Right.
20:12So we all deserve to be here just based on that.
20:14Right.
20:15We all got here somehow.
20:16Whether or not we're all talented at the same level remains to be seen.
20:18I just want to say I didn't really have a problem with you until I campaigned for a year to get on this show.
20:26I made everyone aware of me.
20:27I worked really hard to perfect my vision.
20:30You said nothing about this show.
20:31And then you show up and take that moment from me.
20:35Like, okay bitch, let's go.
20:39If you want to be down and dirty, that's fine.
20:41I'm not playing that game because I'm a bigger person.
20:44Why did they feel like everyone should be here?
20:51I don't know how to go about this competition now.
20:54I thought she was a sister.
20:56So bitch pudding turned into this pageant queen and now she wants to go back to being a monster.
21:03I don't believe it.
21:05I think that Abora carries the monster aesthetic really well and I think she's really good at it.
21:13But I think that the monster comes from inside of each and every one of our hearts.
21:18Like we honestly haven't really seen what each other brings to the table yet.
21:25I'm not intimidated by no bitch.
21:27Okay.
21:28Because I know what I'm capable of doing and I have the discipline that the military instilled in me to do anything.
21:35I can do any fucking thing that they ask me to do.
21:38Any fucking thing.
21:39So who's the bottom for you then?
21:40The bottom for me?
21:41Who do you think is going home next?
21:42Right away, first.
21:43Um...
21:44Let's get down to it.
21:45And why?
21:46If you can do anything, bitch, answer the question.
21:48If you would shut up for two seconds, I could get my ass off.
21:53Because if your mouth is moving, then that means you're not listening.
21:58I honestly feel like you.
22:01Okay.
22:02Do you want to know why?
22:03Please, tell me.
22:04Because I feel like you don't look like your Instagram pictures.
22:07Oh, what?
22:09I mean, I can see your bald cap.
22:11Um, I know that James uses Facetune a lot and I'm not really a fan of queens that do that.
22:15At all.
22:16I want James to go home because she's a bitch.
22:19She thinks she's pretty.
22:21She's aight.
22:22But she needs to go home.
22:24Like, you're not even, you're not scary.
22:26I'm sorry.
22:27You have hairy legs.
22:28Ah.
22:29Is it intimidating being a black cross-dressing gay man in the military?
22:35It's not.
22:36Because I, my parents raised me to have a really thick skin.
22:40And point blank period, they always told me if anybody got something to say to you, you can handle it in the grass.
22:44There's plenty of grass to roll around in.
22:46I don't mind fighting anybody.
22:48So if anybody has something to say to me or about me, say it to my face.
22:52And if you ever hear me say something, just for all y'all, if you guys, somebody go behind my back and tell you something that I said, come to me.
23:00Cause I'll tell you exactly what I said and how I said it.
23:02Bye.
23:03I'm good.
23:04Bye.
23:05Good luck.
23:06Welcome to Dragula, fuckers.
23:36Hello, darlings, and welcome to the Dragula Floor Show.
23:49Tonight we've challenged our monsters to serve us their most sickening Cenobite looks, inspired by Clyde Barker's Hellraiser.
23:56And here with us to help evaluate our queen's performances are our special ghoul friends, Mr. Gage Munster.
24:06And the world's most glamorous trash can, Willem.
24:13We want to thank you both for being with us tonight.
24:15Willem, you are uniquely qualified to judge a punk drag pageant because you literally threw up on your career and made a fortune doing it.
24:22That's me.
24:23What are you looking for from our girls tonight?
24:25I just want a good queen. I want a girl that smells like Febreze, that'll let me borrow her hairspray, that'll blow a producer if she has to and write a book.
24:34I'm talking literate bitches.
24:36It's good Judy, that's what I want to see.
24:39All right.
24:40Gage, you are a genius special effects makeup artist.
24:43Are you sure you don't want to throw in a pair of tits and maybe join this pageant yourself?
24:47Sure, if you want two more hairy things in the competition, I'm in.
24:51Thank you both for joining us, but I think the time has come.
24:54Let's dim the lights, turn on the music, and let the floor show begin.
25:01The music...
25:23Where does it come?
28:53She did.
28:53That was some good makeup.
28:55All right, what did you guys think about Moniki?
28:56I didn't really get Cinnabite from it.
28:58I got a Cinnabite if you left it in the oven too long.
29:01I was disappointed overall with Moniki.
29:03It was very Leatherface-ish more than a Cinnabite.
29:06What did you call me?
29:08What did we think about Dali?
29:09Pork, the other right meat.
29:11She was good.
29:11Hers was a full look from head to toe.
29:14Except for that ratty-ass tail.
29:15It should have been curly.
29:16I loved it.
29:17What was that?
29:17It needed a perm.
29:18It really did.
29:19It's hot in here.
29:20She sweated out her press.
29:21Erica.
29:22Oof.
29:23I was disappointed in Erica.
29:24I think she has a lot of potential.
29:26She's really creative.
29:27I don't know what happened.
29:28Somebody's got to go home first.
29:29The girl, too, before her had her whole fucking spine shooting out her neck.
29:33And then she comes out with sharpie veins on a unitard.
29:35Kendra's necks.
29:37There's something promising about her.
29:39The one thing I'll say is when I looked at her, I was like, she looks cool.
29:43She looks like a character from like Mad Max.
29:45A little storm or something.
29:46Yeah, exactly.
29:47So I'm like, I want to see more.
29:49I want to see what she can do, I think.
29:50She got big ass.
29:51I like that.
29:52That brings us to disaster, Rena.
29:54Well, you said it.
29:56Her runway was terrible.
29:57Runway was bucketless.
30:00We can't even call it runway, I don't think.
30:02It's terrible that that happened because, you know, her look was so strong.
30:06I feel like she could have potentially won it if she had came out and served it.
30:09But that's something she's really going to have to work on.
30:12Okay, let's talk about bitch pudding.
30:13It was one of those looks that came out tonight that you didn't know exactly what you were looking at.
30:18Did you know what it was immediately?
30:20I didn't know.
30:21I knew it was skin and it was supposed to be skin.
30:23I thought it was eczema.
30:24She looked like a drag queen that kind of, you know,
30:26got messed up on the way to her gig as opposed to a Cinnabite.
30:28Not like Cinnabunt hamburger merry brunch.
30:31Right.
30:31Exactly.
30:33Let's get to Evora.
30:34Evora was one of my favorites.
30:36Yeah, me too.
30:36For me, I was waiting for a girl to come out and show me a character that I would dream about,
30:40like someone from a nightmare.
30:42And when I saw her, I was like, this is it.
30:44Let's talk about James' majesty.
30:47Love.
30:48Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
30:50Body.
30:51Extreme body modification for sex.
30:55I thought he did great as well.
30:56Oh, there was definitely an out call.
30:57All the way.
30:58We.
30:59Mm-hmm.
30:59And then there's felony.
31:00Felony Dodger.
31:02You know, I think he's got a good thought process for his creativity,
31:05but the style level was really low for me.
31:08I can't.
31:08The 1993 club kid shoes, I can't.
31:12Did you guys enjoy your experience tonight?
31:14Yeah.
31:14Yes, very much so.
31:15The best is yet to come because we get to tell them how great they were
31:18and how terrible they were.
31:20All right, so let's have Israel bring the girls up from the basement
31:23and let's pass judgment.
31:25Ladies, that floor show was disgusting.
31:49And before we get into judgment, I just want to remind you
31:51that we are here to put you to the test.
31:53We want to help you become the most potent and powerful version
31:57of yourselves possible.
31:59Now, if I call your name, please slither forward.
32:05Dali.
32:09Victoria.
32:14Disasterina.
32:17James.
32:21And Abora.
32:23You five were our strongest competitors tonight, so congratulations.
32:29The rest of you ladies can leave the stage.
32:38Victoria, your special effects artistry wowed me tonight.
32:43It's amazing.
32:44Can you turn around and let us see that back?
32:46I'll have to agree, Victoria, I think there was so much detailing here.
32:51If I had one criticism, it might be that it's too close to the movie.
32:56Hi, James.
32:57I really love this look from you tonight.
32:58It was the challenge spot on.
33:00The challenge was to do a Cinnabite look inspired by your drag, which you did.
33:05You're very sexual and dirty, and this was a perfect fit.
33:09James, when I saw this, I thought sex, sex, sex.
33:12Like, over body modification, obsession with plastic surgery, fluids, the weird extension
33:18in your nails.
33:18You kept putting them in your mouth.
33:19Like, I was on board from the beginning.
33:22Girl, you're giving me sexy Gollum hooker, and I love it.
33:25Abora.
33:26Against the other girls tonight, you really stood out.
33:29Very avant-garde, high fashion.
33:31I love the baby faces on the boobs.
33:33I love the baby face in the rear.
33:36I am the mother that takes instead of gives.
33:40The cut of your outfit and the color set you apart from the rest of the girls, which
33:45I appreciated.
33:46You need a friend who will help you with your hair, though, because that wig ain't right.
33:50All right, disasterina.
33:51I love that your ponytails go in your mouth and come out your chest and have these weird
33:56little mouths on them.
33:57Your runway was terrible, so that's something that you really need to work on.
34:01That's the only thing that held you back tonight.
34:03Your outfit for me was a 10, but your delivery was lacking.
34:06Bitch, I want you on my porch for Halloween next year.
34:09You look great.
34:10But your presentation, you need to work on it because ain't nobody going to want to
34:14look at you if you walk like that.
34:16Dolly, you did a full character, which is always a plus from head to toe, front to back.
34:21You gave us sex pig realness tonight, which I think is what would happen to you if you
34:24became a cinnabite, right?
34:27I'm very driven by sex and leather, so I figured if I was going to go out, I figured
34:32I'd probably come back as a literal pig.
34:35Bitch, I don't mean to beat down, but you are giving me Miss Piggy's anorexic teen daughter
34:39escapes from a group home to turn tricks for Tina.
34:42I love it.
34:43Well, all of you ladies were stars tonight.
34:46One of you shined just a little bit brighter than the rest, and that monster is...
34:52James' majesty.
34:56What?
34:57Oh my god!
34:58Oh my god!
34:59Um, total shock.
35:01I thought for sure Victoria was going to win all of her fancy prosthetics and her really
35:06clean outfit.
35:07I was like, damn, this bitch has it in the bag.
35:08I'm kind of confused why I didn't win this week's challenge.
35:12I put a shit ton of work in and a lot of preparation and somehow it didn't pay off.
35:18You have won the first challenge as well as the deluxe edition of Clive Barker's Next Testament.
35:23Congratulations!
35:24You guys are done and you can send your sisters out on the stage, please.
35:28I thought I was going to win.
35:30That's bullshit.
35:31Go on, get out.
35:32Kick rocks, hoe.
35:35You five didn't win.
35:42And for three of you, you're going to fight.
35:45Not only to stay in this competition, but also to survive the extermination.
35:49We're going to go down the line and give you some feedback and we're going to start with
35:52felony.
35:53I think you need some mirrors on your face, too, to pull the look together.
35:57Make it cohesive.
35:58Quit drag.
36:00Your outfit is lacking style tonight.
36:03On top of that, you're wearing those 1993 Club Kid boots.
36:06And let me just warn all of you while you're here.
36:09Wearing those boots on this show is a fatal decision.
36:13The outfit was one that kind of threw me tonight.
36:17I think the back of it actually reads a lot more Cinnabite.
36:20Could you go ahead and turn around?
36:21Yeah, see that looks more Cinnabite.
36:24So much cooler.
36:25Yeah.
36:26The back of your outfit looks better than the front.
36:28Okay.
36:29Excellent.
36:31Let's go on to Bitch.
36:32Bitch, are you wondering why you're here right now?
36:34No, I know why I'm here.
36:35Why do you think you're here?
36:36I'm here because I didn't sell it on the runway of the Burns.
36:38And it's about the story here.
36:40How did you die?
36:41How is this the manifestation of your drag?
36:43I love your outfit tonight.
36:44I think that you did a fantastic job.
36:46And I appreciate that you did your special effects from head to toe.
36:51You know, I know how difficult it is to do that much in such a short amount of time.
36:54You even did your butt.
36:55Oh, bitch, don't forget her butt cheeks.
36:56Yeah.
36:57My only problem that I even wrote down was that it didn't read Cinnabite.
37:01Okay, next let's move to Erica.
37:03When you took your hair off, you removed it.
37:05You wouldn't be removing your hair.
37:07You'd be pulling it off and like killing it.
37:09I appreciate the Rubik's Cube.
37:11I think it's a nice homage to the puzzle box from the original Hellraiser.
37:15It plays to your...
37:16So glad you noticed that.
37:17Yeah, it plays to this toy kawaii thing you have going on.
37:20I just don't think this was your night.
37:22I really struggled trying to make what I do fit into the challenge.
37:28And I just feel really disappointed that I wasn't able to pull it out.
37:31Hi, Kendra.
37:32I liked the barbed wire.
37:33I just wish that there was more of it.
37:35And it just felt a little more draggy than Cinnabite to me.
37:38When you came out, I thought, wow, she looks cool.
37:41I like your beat and I like the style of what you did.
37:43I was really, really hoping for a full barbed wire, top knot fantasy, like down past your ass and like whipping it around.
37:51You need to adjust if you want to stick around.
37:53Hi, Monique.
37:54Hi.
37:55Your drag tonight left me really torn, personally.
37:59I couldn't tell if it was, you know, messy and punky and intentional or if it was just kind of sloppy.
38:05Well, I always wear a mask.
38:06Okay.
38:07Every time there's a mask.
38:08Perfect.
38:09Okay.
38:10I'm all masked.
38:11So I thought this was like the perfect Cinnabite because it is my mask ripped up and I saw like...
38:15It's your drag manifesto.
38:16It's my drag.
38:17So I was seeing other people's Cinnabites that came out with like pig noses or stuff like that.
38:21Right, right.
38:22That didn't make sense to me because that wasn't who they were.
38:24Right.
38:25So this to me, I thought, I know my outfit is pedestrian as fuck.
38:28Right.
38:29But my face, I thought.
38:30Got it.
38:31I thought.
38:32Monique, you look great from the head to about the neck.
38:34And then from below, it's like you didn't finish your outfit.
38:38I just came in thinking that I had that one down because of my mask.
38:42And it just goes to show you don't know what's going to happen.
38:47I think if you wear a mask, do your thing.
38:50Shine on.
38:51But you should probably think about what you're doing from the shoulders down too.
38:56I'm a huge Austin Young fan, so I love the Tranimals.
39:00I think that you're giving the perfect Austin Young portrait from here up.
39:06But I need more Full Fantasy 360.
39:08We weren't sure if you were doing this on purpose or if you just weren't very talented.
39:13So I want to take this moment and bring our attention back to Bitch Pudding.
39:16You're in this group because you were sort of in the middle and the other five just sort of outperformed you.
39:21I think you just have to refine the messages that you're trying to send.
39:24Your makeup is great and you're in.
39:27You can leave the stage.
39:28Thank you guys so much.
39:30Yeah.
39:31Throw out those boots.
39:33Kendra, beat it.
39:36You can leave the stage.
39:37Yeah!
39:42When the bullets told me to get the hell off the stage, I must have saw Jesus.
39:47I'm safe, bitch.
39:49That means for the three of you, Melanie, Erica, and Monique, you're up for extermination.
39:56Tonight you're going to experience a little slice of hell in what we like to call our human pincushion challenge.
40:05Let's bring out the model.
40:08Turn around and look, ladies.
40:10This is how you're going to be spending the rest of your night tonight.
40:13The three of you will be separated and strapped into a chair and administered with flesh piercing needles.
40:20The more you can take, the more convinced we might be that you should stay.
40:24Keep in mind you'll have no idea how many needles the other girls have taken because you're going to be separated.
40:30So make sure that you push yourself and take as much as you can.
40:36Your life depends on it.
40:38We will then consider how each of you performed in the floor show and how well you fared in the extermination to decide which of you will move on in this competition.
40:47Israel!
40:51Take them to the dungeon.
41:07I've never had a piercing before, so this will be a really good introduction.
41:12This is going to be fun.
41:15Obviously.
41:17I work hard to be here and I don't want to go home.
41:20Have I ever been pierced?
41:22I have a four gauge Prince Albert, that was fun.
41:25Septim stretched out to a four.
41:27Ears stretched out, already scalpel down.
41:30This is going to be a skate walk.
41:33Tighter?
41:40Do it.
41:41Deep breath in.
41:42Woo!
41:46Oh wait, wait, wait.
41:47Hold on.
41:48Are we doing big gauges today?
41:50Oy!
41:53Okay.
41:54Alright, sorry.
41:55Sorry, sorry, sorry.
41:56Okay, give it to me.
41:57Give it to me.
41:58Give it to me.
41:59Deep breath in.
42:00And exhale.
42:01Oh!
42:02Woo!
42:04Oh!
42:07Okay.
42:08You're saying suck, yeah?
42:09My lippy.
42:10It feels numb, but it's exhilarating.
42:23Ooh!
42:24Ooh!
42:25That one hurt.
42:26That one hurt.
42:27Needles just don't scare me.
42:28Really clean.
42:30Really clean?
42:34Ah!
42:36Ooh!
42:37Ooh!
42:38Ooh!
42:39Shit!
42:40Do you have bigger ones?
42:42Oh!
42:43That one hurts way more!
42:45Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
42:48I haven't even flinched once.
42:50I have not lost a life yet.
42:52It's not game over for Miss Erika Klash.
42:54Oh, it's bleeding.
42:55It's bleeding.
42:56And also, I just stapled myself 20 times on the face, so...
43:02I'm afraid that there's gonna be a scar.
43:04I'm afraid that my skin's gonna rip off.
43:07I'm shaking.
43:09I did this so that I could face my fears, and this has been a fear of mine.
43:21So I'm gonna fucking face it.
43:22I have been facing it.
43:23Give me more.
43:24That one hurt.
43:26That one really hurt.
43:28Oh my god, it hurts.
43:30Ooh!
43:31Ooh!
43:32Ooh!
43:33Ow!
43:34Ooh!
43:35The pain is in my mind.
43:38The pain is in my mind, and it's not gonna beat me.
43:42It's not gonna beat me.
43:44Take one more?
43:46Yeah, give it to me.
43:47Ready?
43:48Yeah.
43:49Fucking ready.
43:50Oh, you got a big girl.
43:52Yay.
43:53That's not a question for me.
43:55Like, to do it or not to do it.
43:57Just do it.
43:59Oh, jeez.
44:01Woo!
44:02Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
44:06Whoa!
44:07Mmm!
44:08Mmm!
44:09Mmm!
44:10Mmm!
44:11Ow!
44:12Is there another one?
44:13I want another one.
44:14Give me another one.
44:15I'm fucking facing this fear.
44:16I'm fucking facing this fear.
44:17I'm not going home, bitches.
44:23I'm not going anywhere.
44:25Y'all stuck with me.
44:26I'm gonna make all of your lives a living home.
44:29I'm gonna have two years sober during this competition.
44:36of your lives living home I'm gonna have two years sober during this competition
44:59these needles kind of reflect a lot of that for me mind over matter like I said
45:05the fear is in my mind and I fucking conquered it I think James should have
45:11been down here because she's not a monster her look wasn't cohesive her look
45:17was hot glue on wires I've done a lot of work to be in this competition and I
45:25believe that I have what it takes to go all the way my nails still look good my
45:31face still looks good and I'm not going anywhere not tonight not today not next week
45:41me never having been through it before the unknown was scary for sure I'm so
45:50fucking glad I did it though that was really like
45:56really exhilarating in a way I was made for this competition in my eyes I'm the
46:02only monster here
46:05the
46:12the
46:14the
46:16the
46:20the
46:24the
46:25Oh my god!
46:44Oh my god!
46:46Oh my god!
46:50Oh no!
46:52Not the space! Not the space!
46:57Halt!
47:22What?
47:25What?
47:27Oh my god!
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