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00:00I'm not interested in leads, Terry, just results.
00:03It's not my balls on the line here, it's yours.
00:05Now, either your grass talks, or you'll be directing traffic by the end of the week.
00:16Sorry, Terry, I just realised I was incredibly rude to you just then.
00:20I'm nearly sore.
00:21Must be the stress or something, but, you know, that's no excuse.
00:24I know you're doing your best, mate.
00:26Just ignore me.
00:28Yeah.
00:29Cheers.
00:30Bye.
00:33What do I have to do to get a coffee round here?
00:36Oh, and that area over there would be a lovely place for a kitchen.
00:48Oh, yeah.
00:49Oh, yeah, it's a wonderful space.
01:03I was just wondering, is there a problem with damp here?
01:07I was wondering if you'd ask about that?
01:09It's, um, there is a lot of moisture, but it's not actually a damp problem.
01:13It's actually water which the current owners deliberately keep here.
01:16Oh, it's deliberate water.
01:17Oh, it's deliberate water?
01:17It's deliberate water, yeah.
01:19I mean, there's no reason to say that you have to have water.
01:21You can have any liquid.
01:22Oh.
01:23Oh, yeah.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Gravy, acid.
01:27Or you could even have it with no liquid at all.
01:28Oh, dry?
01:29Literally dry.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Oh, that's good, because where we live now is dry, so...
01:33that's what we're used to.
01:34Fine.
01:35And is this it, or are there other levels?
01:37Well, that's interesting, actually, because it's sort of split level.
01:40Um, because I don't know if you can tell, but the floor level actually descends towards
01:44this end of the property.
01:46Um, and the moisture is even more pronounced here.
01:50Hey!
01:51Get out of the pool, you bloody idiot!
01:53Shit!
01:54It's the current owners!
01:56Quick!
01:57Somebody put in an offer!
01:58Oh, top one, but I think we won the more one.
02:03Listen, Alan, I've got something I want to tell you.
02:08Er...
02:10I want to leave the Act.
02:12I don't want to be in Fish and Chip anymore.
02:16What are you talking about?
02:17We've been together 15 years, Barry.
02:19With Fish and Chip!
02:21We can't just throw that away like...
02:23Yesterday's Fish and Chips.
02:24That's not funny, Barry.
02:26Look, the truth is, I've been talking to Roger Pinn.
02:30Roger Pinn?
02:31From Pin and Cushion?
02:32Yeah, well, he and John Cushion haven't been getting on very well for a couple of years
02:37now, and...
02:38Well, there's no easy way of saying this, but...
02:41Me and Roger Pinn, we want to form our own Act.
02:45What?
02:46Pin and Chip?
02:47Chip and Pin.
02:48What the hell's that?
02:49That's not a thing.
02:50It is.
02:51Well, what is it, then?
02:52It's a new way of making credit and debit card transactions more secure, and it's going to be massive.
02:59What?
03:00More massive than Fish and Chips?
03:02Fish and Chips are on the way out, Alan.
03:04They're high in cholesterol.
03:05There are associations with obese people.
03:08No.
03:09Chip and Pin.
03:10That's the future.
03:11This is too big an opportunity for me to pass up.
03:14You've got to let me go for this, Alan.
03:17Well, I wish you all the best, Barry.
03:20I really do.
03:21And I must say, I think you're making a big mistake.
03:32It's just your arm, Alan.
03:36We've both always known.
03:39It's just your arm.
03:48Well, done it, Roger.
03:51How do you take it?
03:52As well as could be expected.
03:54Yours.
03:56First time I've ever seen John Cushen cry.
03:59I just hope we're doing the right thing.
04:02I know we are.
04:03This is our big chance.
04:05It's time for Chip and Pin.
04:08Little did we know that that was the beginning of an amazingly successful double act.
04:13Ladies and gentlemen.
04:16Fish and Cushen.
04:25Fish and Cushen.
04:28This doesn't make any sense to me.
04:31And of course he was right.
04:32I mean, Fish and Cushen.
04:34What does that mean?
04:36But you can't argue with a four-month sellout run.
04:39I think the hardest moment to deal with was when Fish and Cushen were selected above us to be the faces of the TV campaign launching Chip and Pin.
04:50That, I have to admit, was the one job that Barry and I were pretty sure that we, Chip and Pin, would get.
04:58LAUGHTER
04:59Life's tough without Chip and Pin, isn't it?
05:08It sure is.
05:09Don't worry, lads.
05:10Chip and Pin is coming this February.
05:13LAUGHTER
05:15We've scored a bit of an own goal, really.
05:28LAUGHTER
05:29You...
05:31Can you find it in your heart to blame them?
05:35Not really.
05:38Give it another ten years...
05:41And we'll buy a gun.
05:44LAUGHTER
05:47I think it's great the way churches have become more inclusive and open-minded these days.
05:51Yeah, I'm sure.
05:53I just don't think I'm really religious.
05:55Oh, they're happy just to talk about stuff, and it's a great place to make friends.
05:59Can I help you?
06:01Hi!
06:02We're new to the area.
06:03We've just bought three of the old almshouses.
06:04We're having them knocked through, and we thought we'd just pop in and say hi.
06:07Who the hell did you think you were going to say hi to?
06:11The Lord your God?
06:12Cos I'm not sure you've lived lives worthy of his attention.
06:16LAUGHTER
06:18Yeah, we're not particularly religious, I suppose.
06:20But I think we'd both say we were spiritual people, wouldn't we, Tom?
06:23And we're just interested to find out more.
06:25Not particularly religious.
06:27Interested.
06:29Spiritual.
06:31Are you testing me, Satan?
06:33What happened to the friendly lady vicar with the colourful jumper that I met last week?
06:38She's gone, child.
06:40They've all gone.
06:41Banished by the bishop.
06:43I know where they're going eventually.
06:45In the meantime, Daventry.
06:47And we're back.
06:49The incredibly horrible and twisted people who are still unaccountably vicars.
06:54I saw you in here last week.
06:56I saw you reading the notices and talking about your views and eating other people's biscuits.
07:02We were all watching you from the vestry and we all thought you were a bitch.
07:07Steady on. Look, I mean, my wife's entitled to her views.
07:11Oh, isn't she just?
07:13Aren't you all entitled to your half-arsed musings on the divine?
07:16You've thought about eternity for 25 minutes and think you've come to some interesting conclusions.
07:22Well, let me tell you, I stand with 2,000 years of darkness and bafflement and hunger behind me.
07:28My kind have harvested the souls of a million peasants and I couldn't give a halfpenny jizz for your internet-assembled philosophy.
07:35Look, Sally.
07:37Look, we have a right to be here. This is a place of peace.
07:39Oh, please. That's a very recent idea and not one that I think is going to catch on.
07:43Well, I'm certainly not...
07:44Begone! Begone to your satanic arms house conversion!
07:48Leave here, damn sinning dog of a whore!
07:54Oh, at least leave a quid for the upkeep.
08:01Come on, pour us one. They're breaking off.
08:04I think I might have overdone it with the yeast.
08:07Cheers.
08:08Oh, and that's a bad mess.
08:27And you can see the frustration on Terry McCarthy's face as he returns to his seat.
08:33Not a look to be taken lightly, especially at around two in the morning on the streets of Derby.
08:42If the media's to be believed.
08:45Well, Terry is no stranger to adversity, particularly in the form of the police.
08:51And he has spoken publicly in very moving terms about that guy he cut.
08:57I think he was right to put an end to the speculation and it does sound to me like that guy he cut was basically asking for it.
09:07Which is not to condone Terry's actions.
09:10Terry's lightning-fast reactions.
09:12It's not to condone it in any way when we say it was that other guy's fault.
09:16Certainly in the eyes of Snooker. If not, as it transpired, those of so-called British justice.
09:25I think the thing to remember here, Ted, is that both men involved are sorry.
09:30Terry has said publicly that he's sorry.
09:33And that other guy...
09:35Well, he's bound to be sorry, isn't he?
09:37Every time he looks in the mirror.
09:39Hello and welcome to Numberwang.
09:49Today is a very exciting edition of Numberwang because it's our 9,341st programme.
09:57Well, joining me to play this very special game of Numberwang are two brand new contestants.
10:03Julie from Durham and Simon, who is from space.
10:05Well, let's get on. It's time for round one. Let's play Numberwang.
10:10Julie to go first.
10:129.
10:1314.
10:14That's Numberwang!
10:16And before we move on to round two, a quick word from Giles Brandreth, who's with us all week in Number Corner.
10:21So, Giles, any funny number stories for us?
10:23Yes. Once, I ate 18 cakes.
10:27More from Giles later.
10:29And Giles' story is particularly apt for our next round. It's time for Numberscoth.
10:32In front of you are two plates of edible numbers and Julie, as the winner of the last round, you go last. So, it's Simon to play first.
10:43Six.
10:45That's Numberwang! Scoff a number.
10:46Julie?
10:4717.
10:48That's Numberwang!
10:50So, this is 7.7.
10:52That's Numberwang!
10:54That's Numberwang!
10:55That's Numberwang! Tuck in!
10:57That's the...
10:59Oh, Belchwang for Simon, which means double number points. And at the end of that round, neither of you have eaten the number four. So, bad luck.
11:07Just time for a quick word from Giles.
11:10Oh, three.
11:12Priceless.
11:13Well, let's look at the scores. And it's absolutely neck and neck, because both of our contestants are on 48, apart from Julie, who's on 12.
11:20So, that could all change in the final round. It's time for Wanganam. Let's rotate the board!
11:38Let's play Wanganam.
11:39Simon?
11:41Six.
11:42Two.
11:43Six.
11:44Seventy-one.
11:45Six.
11:46Fourteen.
11:48Six.
11:498,709.324.
11:52Sorry, I was miles away. I think Simon got Wanganam ages ago. Did you say six?
11:57Yes.
11:58That's Wanganam!
11:59Julie, you have been Wanganam, but Simon, that was Lord Simon of Number Wang. That's all from Number Wang today. Just time for a last word from Giles.
12:13Number Wang.
12:15It's Number Wang.
12:16Oh, fuck.
12:17Oh, priceless.
12:18Well, until next time, from all of us here, Good Number Wang!
12:22Good Number Wang!
12:23Good Number Wang!
12:24Good Number Wang!
12:25Good Number Wang!
12:26Good Number Wang!
12:27Good Number Wang!
12:28So, get your bloody act together or your history.
12:31Get out!
12:36Hello, Alan.
12:37Alan?
12:42How do you know my name?
12:43I've seen them picking on you. It's not fair, but all that's about to change.
12:49I've got something very special for you.
12:52Oh, really?
12:57Point this at someone and blow into it, and it will reveal an embarrassing truth. A truth they will be unable to deny.
13:04Well, how are you still doing here? Get back to your desk.
13:07I wet the bed until I was twelve, until I was twelve, until I was twelve. I wet the bed until I was twelve. I had wet legs in the morning.
13:26Pose it wisely, Alan, for it has great power.
13:34Excuse me, I was here first.
13:38I don't think so.
13:43Secretly harbour racist views, racist views, racist views.
13:47Secretly harbour racist views, racist views, racist views.
13:51I secretly harbour racist views, I don't think Asians drive well.
13:56That's 25.40.
14:00Did you say you'd pay for mine?
14:03What do you mean?
14:05It would be my pleasure.
14:09Twenty, two, four...
14:14So, that's a full 20%.
14:16And a company car.
14:18I can't.
14:20Fine.
14:21I'll sort that out.
14:30I'm sorry, sir. We are fully booked.
14:34Right this way, sir.
14:35I warned you, I told you to be careful, but you have abused the green clarinet.
14:52Now you must pay the price.
14:54You must give back the green clarinet.
14:56No way.
14:57Then I shall take it from you.
15:00Ow! You can't do that! I'm the green clarinet man!
15:03You think you're magic, but look like a twat.
15:05Look like a twat. Look like a twat.
15:07Look like a twat.
15:08I think I'm magic, but I look like a twat.
15:10My mum has made my costume.
15:12You scratch your arse and sniff your hand.
15:14Sniff your hand. Sniff your hand. Sniff your hand.
15:16I scratch my arse and sniff my hand.
15:19I find the smell erotic.
15:21You're not allowed near local schools, near local schools, near local schools.
15:25I'm not allowed near local schools, the probation service tagged me.
15:42Today I think I'll have a free meal.
15:44I think not, sir.
15:46But you forget, I have a green clarinet that makes you tell embarrassing truths.
15:50Ah, yes.
15:53But now I have a red tuber, which makes you shit yourself.
16:06Thank you so much for the invitation to appear in your calendar.
16:11But sadly, Rob and I will be, erm...
16:18What should I've got next?
16:20Er, whatever.
16:22Look, do you want to type for a bit?
16:24What? I can't type. You know that.
16:27Look, I'm very tired. You type.
16:30Right.
16:31Rob and I will be unable to take part in the photo shoot.
16:34Yeah, pardon the photo shoot, wait.
16:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:36Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:39Rob.
16:41Um.
16:42What?
16:43I'm quick with my own name.
16:44What comes next?
16:45Oh, space.
16:46Then...
16:47Come on.
16:48All this will take forever.
16:49You can do it faster than that.
16:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:52Rob!
16:53Um...
16:54What?
16:55Oh, pick on the non-swimmer, shoot the wounded,
16:58I'm typing as fast as I possibly can.
17:01Rob and I will be an...
17:03And A space N space D space shift I.
17:09What? Why are you doing spaces between the letters?
17:13Oh, I'll have to go back.
17:14Delete, delete, delete.
17:15We are gone too far.
17:18David, careful.
17:20I nearly dropped your computer then, mate.
17:22I think we'd better have it back.
17:23I'll pop back when you've re-typed the beginning bit.
17:29Sadly, I will be unable to appear in your calendar,
17:35but Rob, an inveterate nudist,
17:39is very keen to take part.
17:42His suggested pose is on all fours like a donkey
17:47whilst being ridden by Alistair McGowan.
17:53Good evening.
17:58Apparently, you can see me.
18:00I can't see you,
18:01but the scientists and engineers have assured me
18:03that this is perfectly usual,
18:05although I must say I am a bit disconcerted.
18:08This is the first of what we hope to be
18:10weekly television broadcasts
18:11from us here in London
18:13to all five of you with television sets.
18:16We had a discussion
18:17about which way I should look when I'm doing this,
18:19and we all agreed that appearing in profile
18:21is what looks most normal.
18:23I'm now going to hand you over
18:25to my colleague, Mr. Stanley Temp,
18:27a quite brilliant man,
18:28to continue with the broadcast.
18:30It's me.
18:34And may I say that who you were looking at
18:36before it was me
18:37is also quite a devastating genius.
18:41Excuse me,
18:42but I can't possibly allow that to go unchallenged.
18:45You feel hot.
18:47My colleague is far too kind to me.
18:48I couldn't possibly be far too kind
18:50to such a brilliant man.
18:54He's brilliant.
18:56Now, here at television,
18:57we're very keen to find out
18:58the properties of this exciting new device.
19:01Does it work like a telephone?
19:02You can hear us,
19:03but can we hear you?
19:05So we're going to carry out an experiment.
19:07When I say go,
19:08I want you all to shout,
19:10hello there.
19:11Go.
19:12Yes, I've got something.
19:14I distinctly got something.
19:16Well, that's very...
19:17Oh, I'm just being told in my earpiece,
19:20which you may be able to make out.
19:22I'm just being told in my earpiece
19:25that apparently four of the five television sets
19:28currently in use
19:29are actually in our technical room next door.
19:31So we're not 100% sure
19:33whether I was hearing you through television
19:35or just through a door.
19:37Is there any way of finding out?
19:39I'm just being told through my earpiece
19:41that there isn't.
19:42Or at least I think I'm being told through my earpiece.
19:44I could be hearing that through a door as well.
19:47Now we don't even know if the earpiece works.
19:50This really is one step forward,
19:51two steps back.
19:54My ear hurts.
19:57Oh, well, if we're having Freddie,
19:58we've got to invite Daphne and Velma as well.
20:01Oh, yeah.
20:02Those three are absolutely priceless.
20:04Especially when Velma does her
20:06losing her glasses routine.
20:07Yeah.
20:08That kills me.
20:09Why doesn't she get contacts?
20:11Oh, I think it's a lesbian thing.
20:12Oh, I've just had a thought.
20:16What?
20:17Well, if we invite Freddie, Daphne and Velma,
20:20there's a chance they'll bring that other one.
20:23Oh, God.
20:25The scrawny one.
20:26The one that doesn't wash.
20:27What's his name?
20:28Well, we don't know.
20:29I mean, he calls himself Shaggy,
20:31but I certainly don't believe that's his name.
20:33I think it's some kind of holosexual boast.
20:36I think it definitely is.
20:38He's desperately trying to present himself
20:39as some sort of stud,
20:41despite being quite ugly
20:42and incredibly cowardly.
20:45The last time I saw him,
20:46he was literally shaking
20:47and he spent most of the evening
20:49scampering up and down a very long corridor
20:51that happened to be there.
20:53Well, that's certainly no way
20:54to make people have sex with you.
20:56But maybe we're being harsh on him.
20:58I mean, he's so thin and he's always shaking.
21:00He's probably in the throes of some gritty smack battle.
21:03Let's luss him along.
21:04Yeah.
21:05I mean, how much harm can he do?
21:08Although.
21:09What?
21:10Well, there's a chance,
21:11just a small one,
21:12that he might bring his dog.
21:15Oh, not his bloody dog.
21:17He won't bring his dog.
21:18People don't bring their dogs to parties.
21:21Shaggy does.
21:22If anyone is going to bring a dog to anything,
21:25he is going to bring his dog to this.
21:27He treats that dog like it's a person.
21:29It's creepy.
21:31You know, I think that dog
21:31must have been mistreated in the past.
21:33It's incredibly nervous.
21:34You remember that Halloween party
21:36that Shaggy was at?
21:38Every time a new person came in,
21:40dressed as a ghost or whatever,
21:41the dog would have an absolute fit,
21:44make the most unnatural noises,
21:45and jump into Shaggy's arms.
21:47I was convinced it was going to shit everywhere.
21:51Yeah, well, I tell you,
21:53that's not the worst of it.
21:54Remember at Jodie's do?
21:55You remember Jodie,
21:56her dad owns that disused fairground.
21:59Look,
21:59I was just popping to the kitchen for some more ice.
22:03And who should I find but Shaggy and his dog
22:06assembling the two tallest sandwiches I have ever seen?
22:12I know.
22:13They made one the last time they were here,
22:15but they had a freakout before they could eat it.
22:17I think it's cruel to make a dog eat that.
22:23I tell you what,
22:24I think Shaggy must be very bitter
22:25because he's obviously invested a lot of time
22:27in teaching that dog to talk,
22:29and it just can't.
22:30I mean,
22:31maybe he thought he was going to get on,
22:32that's life or something,
22:33but it's just not happened.
22:34Yes,
22:35which is a pity,
22:35really,
22:36because of course the dog's nephew,
22:38also a dog,
22:39a little puppy,
22:40actually talks very well.
22:43That's right.
22:44I've met that little dog,
22:45and it actually speaks very good English.
22:48It's also quite a lot braver,
22:49if a little impetuous.
22:51It is a bit impetuous,
22:53yes,
22:53but I think you've got to forgive that of a talking dog.
22:56Yes,
22:56I think you do.
22:57I think you do.
23:03Sorry,
23:03is this eat free?
23:04No.
23:04It's not?
23:05No.
23:06Right,
23:06okay.
23:07Who's sitting here there?
23:08No one.
23:09Oh,
23:09it's free?
23:10Yeah,
23:10it's free.
23:11Oh,
23:11sorry,
23:11I thought you said it was taken.
23:13Oh,
23:13sorry,
23:14I thought you were asking if it was taken,
23:15so I said no.
23:16Right.
23:17What the hell are you doing?
23:18I'm joking,
23:19I'm joking.
23:19Okay.
23:20Bloody hell,
23:21that was tough to watch.
23:23I think we've all been there,
23:25but it could have been so much worse.
23:27Sorry,
23:28is this eat taken?
23:29No,
23:29I'm afraid not.
23:30Thanks.
23:30No!
23:31That's our chair!
23:32That's our chair!
23:33That's for my friend Wendy!
23:34She's got cystitis!
23:37Ouch!
23:38That's why we at the All-Party Committee to Combat Fookling Social Misunderstandings
23:42are advising the government to introduce a bill standardising seat supplication as follows.
23:48Everybody be quiet!
23:51I need silence!
23:53I'm going to take this chair.
23:55How do you feel about that?
23:56That's fine by me.
24:00We got through it!
24:01Please carry on with your evening.
24:03I'm going to take this chair.
24:05I'm going to take this chair.
24:06I'm going to take this chair.
24:07I'm going to take this chair.
24:08I'm going to take this chair.
24:08Everybody be quiet!
24:09I need silence!
24:11Oh,
24:11here we go.
24:13If we get our way,
24:14that's what's going to be happening from now on.
24:16The committee's other recommendation is that if you're staying at someone's house and go
24:21to the loo in the middle of the night, you don't need to flush and risk waking them unless
24:26it's a poo, in which case do flush, but then shout, it was a poo!
24:31It was a poo!
24:36Well,
24:37it's been very fine to see you, Great Aunt Marigold.
24:40I'm having pills with it, sir.
24:43Good one.
24:47Really?
24:47She's got a TV.
24:49And I've been meaning to fix that broken television for you, auntie, so we'll show ourselves out.
24:55No, don't get up.
24:56No, don't get up.
24:57I won't hear of it.
24:58Don't get up or we'll be back.
25:03Oi!
25:04In a city gripped by fear and greed, on streets greased with blood and tears,
25:13who is left to look out for the little guy and see if he's got any money on him?
25:16Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.
25:22Completely lifelike.
25:25Is that the point?
25:28The story so far, I've successfully couriered the top secret machinery back to misrightful owners
25:33at the heart of government.
25:34You must die at my club sometime.
25:38But now my thoughts inevitably turn to my trusty companion, Ginger,
25:42who is not so lucky at the hands of our pursuers.
25:45I'm pissing blood again.
25:47You still lost the bloody telly, didn't you?
25:49I've got the remote.
25:51We can melt the batteries down and drink it.
25:54Excellent.
25:54We can borrow a Bunsen from my old school.
25:57Oh, no, sir.
25:57Let's not get electronically tagged again.
26:00Nonsense.
26:00Having infiltrated my old school, how will my nemesis strike next?
26:07Hoovering up all the gutter change with so-called street sweepers?
26:10More of that sort of bench that you can't lie flat on?
26:12Find out next week in
26:13The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.
26:17I think we've got the makings of Crystal May Theatre!
26:20It's going to be an Easter weekend to remember!
26:22I can barely taste it now.
26:33Oh, and that's a bad mess.
26:36But luckily for Terry, it has run safe,
26:39so Barry Drebin will now be attempting a safety shot.
26:42Oh, my God, he's fluked it!
26:45Barry Drebin has fluked a pot, and he's as good as dead!
26:50And isn't it nice to see Barry take time out
26:54to apologise to his opponent for his good fortune?
26:58It's a comprehensive apology, Ted,
27:01which is understandable when you look at Terry McCarthy,
27:04who has gone very still.
27:06Barry continues to apologise,
27:10and is it just my fancy,
27:12or is there the trace of a tear in the corner of his eye?
27:18Compassion, perhaps.
27:20More likely fear.
27:23Yes, he's dropped his cue, and he's on his knees.
27:25And this is the kind of thing that can happen
27:27when you have such wonderful characters in the game
27:30as Terry McCarthy.
27:31He is a fantastic, colourful, big-hearted,
27:36big-fisted credit to the sport.
27:48Do you think there's too much wordy stuff?
27:50What, in the show?
27:51Yeah.
27:52No, don't worry, that'll all get cut.
27:53Really?
27:54Yeah, I mean, it feels wordy to us,
27:56but when people watch,
27:57all they're going to remember is this bit coming up,
27:59the big chicken finale.
28:00Yeah, that's what people like, isn't it?
28:03Dancing around, clucking,
28:05big polystyrene eggs,
28:07jokes about Edwina Curry.
28:08You're spot on, mate.
28:10Yep, this is it, coming up right now.
28:12This is the BAFTA.
28:14Yeah.
28:15Yeah.
28:17Although, you don't think people might...
28:19We might have to cut it because of bird flu.
28:23What?
28:24Well, you know, people might associate chickens
28:27with the threatened bird flu epidemic,
28:29because apparently you can catch that off chickens.
28:31Oh, God.
28:33And I think a young Turkish child
28:36actually died the other day,
28:38which is very sad.
28:39Oh, for fuck's sake!
28:41Fucking hell!
28:42Why do these fucking things always hand off?
28:44LAUGHTER
28:45LAUGHTER
28:46LAUGHTER
28:48LAUGHTER
28:48LAUGHTER
28:49LAUGHTER
28:50Fuck.
28:51LAUGHTER
28:52LAUGHTER
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29:01What do you thought about,
29:02that 2050 was a close date?
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