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Iago's resorts to stealing to support his generosity.
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00:00At last!
00:09Okay, the Sultan's gold dust is stored right above this chamber!
00:15I want to stop him!
00:17Of course the Sultan won't mind!
00:20He's not gonna miss a few million denarii!
00:22Get a corp on yourself!
00:26All right, I'm coming down!
00:30Try going for three weeks without sleep and see how you feel!
00:34The incessant planning, the long nights working till dawn...
00:39It's enough to drive one to the very brink of...
00:43Of...
00:44Of...
00:44Scoodly-woodly land!
00:48So anyway, the gold is surrounded by walls of lead,
00:52three feet thick, except for the floor,
00:55which is a mere foot of granite.
00:57Not to worry!
01:00I've devised a cunning plan!
01:05You journey!
01:08Howdy, kids!
01:09Just bounced in from the throne room, and boy, is my tail tired!
01:13Whoa!
01:14You look wasted!
01:15We should get some slips!
01:16Skip it, knobhead!
01:18We need a hand with some...
01:19Uh, okay!
01:22What'll it be?
01:23A heavy fox lifted?
01:25A little bit of a jar loosened?
01:26A cosigner and a loan?
01:28Anything to help a friend!
01:30Would you mind drilling a hole in the ceiling?
01:33What for?
01:35Uh, there's something wants to install!
01:37Uh, a chandelier!
01:40Wow!
01:40What an original design concept!
01:47Ah!
01:47There you go!
01:49One hole, drilled to perfection!
01:57Anything else I can do for you?
01:59Hello!
02:02Anybody home?
02:04I said, anything else I can do for you?
02:07Ah!
02:08No!
02:09I-I think that'll do it!
02:11Glad to be of service!
02:15Yes!
02:16We've hit the monologue!
02:18We're rich beyond our wildest dreams!
02:25Richer than the casinos of Getzestead!
02:28Richer than a thousand crooked senators!
02:32I love gold!
02:35I love to burrow through it like a gopher!
02:38Dive through it like a dolphin!
02:41And throw it off!
02:42And let it hit me in the head!
02:45Ah!
02:46Ha!
02:46Ha!
02:48Back off, furball!
02:53I know what you're thinking!
02:54I can see it in your eyes!
02:56You're thinking,
02:58Hey, Iago's gotta sleep sooner or later!
03:00Then I'll get him!
03:02And all the gold will be mine!
03:04Be gone!
03:05Pulse later!
03:08What's going on in here?
03:13Iago, what are you doing?
03:15The Sultan will be furious!
03:16I am imbued with the power of greed!
03:21Iago, it's no more!
03:23Iago, it's no more!
03:24He has become greed incarnate!
03:29You weren't really trying to install a chandelier, were you?
03:33Iago, get out of the palace before the Sultan sees this mess and locks you up!
03:37And after we're done cleaning up your mess, I'll make you wish you'd never heard of gold dust!
03:44You're right, Jasmine!
03:46I must leave the palace!
03:49I must go and tell the world!
03:52The world must know the glory of greed in its absolute perfection!
03:57Abu, follow Iago and make sure he doesn't get in any more trouble!
04:06Grapes and plums!
04:08I have...
04:09raisins and prunes!
04:12I have raisins and prunes!
04:14I have water!
04:16You dare charge such prices during a drought?
04:19It is robbery!
04:20Then you can go thirsty!
04:22Sir, we are wanted men in this city!
04:25This is an awfully big risk to take for just a hat!
04:29Just a hat?
04:30Why, Haru, the hat makes the man!
04:36Would people bow down before the Sultan if he wore some tatty little fez?
04:40I think not!
04:42You see, when you go out, your hat is a little piece of home to keep your brain in!
04:47Ooh, that's a good one! I gotta write that down!
04:49One side, peasant!
04:51Make way for the personification of greed!
04:57Huh?
05:00Hear my word!
05:02I am greed!
05:04Honor me and pay me tribute!
05:10How can I sell my water with you driving away my customers?
05:15Water?
05:16Come to think of it, greed is a bit thirsty!
05:20Water for greed, merchant!
05:24Let me see some money!
05:28How about a golden feather?
05:32Oh, golden feathers!
05:33Ah!
05:36Ah!
05:38Ah!
05:39Psh, psh!
05:40A brrrr!
05:41Did you see that?!
05:42Golden feathers?
05:43Yes, it must be a legendary golden bird of Baba Caduce.
05:49According to the ancient legend, the bird will lead anyone who follows it to treasure!
05:53I know! Let's follow it! It'll lead us to treasure!
05:57Good thinking, oh wise one.
06:02He's gone!
06:06The legend speaks of a golden trail left by the bird.
06:10Bunch of miserable lousy peasant all I said I'd like to...
06:24I can't walk anymore!
06:27And this gold is too heavy for me to fly!
06:30Being greed isn't all it's cracked up to be.
06:40Leave me alone! I don't need...
06:44Ah! Gable!
06:46Fly!
06:47After him!
06:55I don't know about this greed business anymore.
06:59Maybe I should be envy or sloth instead.
07:03Golden feathers!
07:06Come to papa!
07:09Here, birdie!
07:11Keep away from me! You've got cooties!
07:16Nowhere to go, birdie!
07:18Either give me your golden feathers,
07:21or leap to your tomb.
07:32That's what you get for being greedy, Iago.
07:35It's a good thing Apu found you in time.
07:40What do you have to say for yourself now?
07:42He's in scoodily woodily land, Al.
07:45Do you want me to fix his feathers while he's jostled?
07:47Good idea, genie.
07:52What do you think? It's my own creation.
07:54I know I'm wasting my time, but you have got to stop being so greedy.
08:01You're absolutely right, Aladdin.
08:04I am?
08:05Aladdin, greed is wrong.
08:09Iago?
08:10Iago?
08:11Do you know what you're saying?
08:12Yes, Aladdin.
08:14I, Iago, have decided to take a vow of poverty!
08:20Huh, oh, not too hard to rob the place like this?
08:21Ehhh...
08:22Huh!
08:23Huh?
08:24Huh?
08:25Wait, Iago?
08:26Iago?
08:27Iago?
08:28Iago?
08:29Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago...
08:30Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago, Iago...
08:33Wake up, everybody! We've been robbed!
08:42You have to be pretty desperate to rob a place like this.
08:56Al, have you seen my lamp?
08:59Wait a minute. Where's Iago?
09:02Rice and beans. I have rice and beans.
09:11Rice, refreshing water. Two denarii a sip.
09:18Okay, one!
09:20Gold and priceless jewels absolutely free!
09:25The sacred chalice from the Temple of Amok, Munrah!
09:29What did you do with Genie's lamp and Abu's hat?
09:35Gave him away.
09:36Where did you get all this stuff?
09:38Just a few mementos from our adventures.
09:41Got anything I can replace my lamp with?
09:47Gave him away.
09:52Princess Jasmine's personal atomizer!
09:55Hey! Who's just starting to like that place?
10:00Iago, we want our stuff back.
10:02Get your mitts off me!
10:05I must spread the good word now.
10:08My people!
10:11Once, I lived for gold.
10:15Then I realized I didn't own my gold.
10:19It owned me.
10:22To be poor but happy is true wealth.
10:27Agbar loved to steal.
10:31It Agbar's only joy in life.
10:34For are not rich people!
10:36Merely poor people with money.
10:40Agbar never think of it that way.
10:44And there is but one thing.
10:46That all the gold in the world cannot buy.
10:49Poverty.
10:51Agbar, see great truth in words of Bertie.
10:57Agbar, give up life of crime!
11:00To sell water during a drought is greed of the worst sort.
11:15Iago!
11:16Face your punishment, water merchant!
11:18I beg your pardon?
11:22Why, you little...
11:27You can't do this, Iago.
11:29I will deal with this thief.
11:33Let go!
11:34Before you dislocate something!
11:36Agbar, save Bertie from agents of evil.
11:50Come, my good man.
11:52We shall free the entire city from the grip of greed.
11:59Agbar, follow Bertie to ends of earth.
12:08After he broke into the granary, I lost him in the crowd.
12:12Abu's still trying to track him down.
12:14Iago won't stop until he's given away everything in the city.
12:18He even gave away Genie's lamp.
12:24I'm considering a lease with option on a lovely little gourd.
12:27The former owner was a carrion beetle.
12:30He's funding the entire city into chaos.
12:33I'll have to send out the palace guards to arrest him.
12:36It's for his own good.
12:38But he sure wish we had the old greedy Iago back.
12:41I am so sick of hanging out in his den of thieves.
12:48If we could only get our hands on that bird, we'd be rich.
12:52Do stop talking about that bird.
12:54It's a one in a million chance we'll ever see him again.
12:57Repent your thieving ways!
13:01It's him!
13:02Sir, that bird is not golden.
13:05It's Aladdin's parrot having a bad hair day.
13:09You're right.
13:10All this time, Aladdin's parrot was really the golden bird in disguise.
13:14You're jumping to conclusions again.
13:17Vanish old thoughts of greed and riches will come to you!
13:23Meet Bad Han.
13:28I told you it was him!
13:30He even got some of the treasure with him.
13:31So!
13:32Who'd like this huge ruby?
13:51Please line up, single file.
13:54It's me!
13:55That's me!
13:57If we can't be orderly about this,
13:59just forget the whole thing!
14:11Come on!
14:12We've got to catch that bird!
14:13Wait!
14:14We'll never get past Akbar.
14:15And I suppose you have a better plan, Mr. Weisenheimer.
14:19Yes.
14:20If that was Aladdin's parrot, then we have his friend.
14:29Akbar do anything for birdy thing.
14:32Destroy all life on earth if necessary.
14:35We shall tar and feather him!
14:36He's already got feathers.
14:37Well, we shall pluck him, then tar and re-feather him!
14:53We'll roast that bird over a slow fire.
14:56Roast parrot!
14:57My favorite!
14:58My favorite!
15:00Hey!
15:01You're just supposed to arrest him!
15:06I miss my laugh!
15:10Perhaps we should donate the jewels to the orphanage!
15:14And if the birdies say, okay by Akbar!
15:20Oh, little birdy!
15:23Yeah! What do you want?
15:25Golden bird of baba ghanoosh!
15:27I demand you take me to your treasure!
15:30Hey, do I look golden to you?
15:33Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm on a moral crusade.
15:37We've got your pal!
15:43And if you want him back, you better lead us to the booty!
15:45Akbar, save for a little friend!
15:49Call off your goon, or the monkey gets it!
15:52Akbar not goon.
15:54Akbar just...
15:56...misunderstood.
15:58Alright, alright, I'll take you to the treasure!
16:07Okay, no sweat, I'll just have to find the treasure or I'm doomed!
16:18Akbar, follow birdy into desert!
16:22Maybe become hermits!
16:26The bird!
16:28There he is!
16:29Just how far out is this treasure, anyway?
16:43Uh, it's right here!
16:45This is, uh, Mount Baba Ghanoosh!
16:49And, uh, at the top, you will find the treasure of Baba Ghanoosh!
16:54Well, I guess I'll get my monkey and be moseying along.
16:57No!
16:58After we find the treasure!
17:06There's nothing here!
17:07You tricked us!
17:09Uh, it's here, but before you can get it, I...
17:12I have to do, uh, the dance of Baba Ghanoosh!
17:17A one, a two, a one, two, three, go!
17:22Hey!
17:23Let's beat it!
17:24Get him!
17:28Get him!
17:30Get him!
17:32Can we discuss this?
17:34Leave him alone!
17:37Easy, Al! I'm trying to take a nap!
17:39The quality of mercy is not...
17:42Ah!
17:46Ah!
17:47I got it!
17:48I got it!
17:49I got it!
17:52Oh, no!
17:53Oh, boy!
17:54I got it!
17:55Ah!
17:56Come on!
17:58Ah!
17:59Ah!
18:00Ah!
18:02Ah!
18:03Ah!
18:06Ah!
18:10Good Birdie God!
18:11Oh my God, Agbar overcome with grief.
18:19I smell jewels.
18:23Bernie alive!
18:25Out of our way!
18:27Hold it!
18:31It's all their fault!
18:33They tried to destroy Agrabah by causing a drought.
18:39With, uh, a magic spoon.
18:48I can't believe they're buying this.
19:02Well, it looks like the golden bird of Baba Ganouj led to treasure after all.
19:06This water is the greatest treasure Agrabah could ask for.
19:10We give jewels to orphans now, yes?
19:14We give jewels to orphans now? No!
19:17Are you off your rocker?
19:19They're mine, mine, mine!
19:22What about your vow of poverty?
19:24Greed almost got me killed.
19:26Then poverty almost got me killed.
19:29If I'm gonna get it either way, I might as well be rich!
19:39Give me back my jewels!
19:43Birdie not savior. Birdie greedy birdie.
19:47Agbar give back present from Birdie!
19:50Oh, my lamp!
19:52My lamp!
19:59Don't disturb me.
20:00The lamp and I need some time alone.
20:04Please, I'll share them with you!
20:06We'll buy the office one!
20:08Poor Agrabah.
20:09I'm coming three!
20:11Please!
20:12Please!
20:13Please, please, please please!
20:17High Algorithm
20:19You
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