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The owner of a mysterious castle decides to keep Genie as his jester.
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00:00Oh, look at the pretty flakes!
00:14Note we like, you know.
00:16Isn't this the best shortcut?
00:18Yep, nothing like the great outdoors.
00:21Uh, yeah, right.
00:22Are you sure we're going the right way, Genie?
00:25Have I ever mentioned my semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic sense of direction?
00:29We're lost.
00:31Hey, I scream, you scream, we all scream for frozen yogurt.
00:36Fat-free, we're on the cusp of bikini season, you know.
00:39Another suggestion from the mind that brought us the shortcut.
00:43I know, let's play a game.
00:45I spy with my little eye something that starts with S.
00:50Ah! All of this cheery prattle is making my ears go numb!
00:56Ears?
00:57Oh, there they are.
00:59My sanity is dangling by a thread, and the Genie's not helping!
01:04I vote we turn back now.
01:07What's the worst thing that you have?
01:09Ah!
01:09I see tidal waves and typhoons, fevers and famines, pimples and fever cuts.
01:16Calm down, guys.
01:17We're all a little edgy, but we've got to stick together.
01:20That's right, guys.
01:21We're a team!
01:22Team Aladdin!
01:23Woof, woof, woof, woof!
01:24And here it's for the team!
01:26Oh, no!
01:28Oh, no!
01:32I'm sorry.
01:33Genie, don't do that again.
01:42Genie, don't do that again.
01:58Well, so much for going back the way we came.
02:04Oh!
02:05Oh!
02:06Oh!
02:07Oh!
02:08Oh!
02:09I'd say freezing!
02:11Wow!
02:12Oh!
02:13What a place to put a castle!
02:16Not exactly convenient as shopping in schools.
02:21Genie, can you give us five minutes without clowning?
02:24Check!
02:25Say no more!
02:26We can't go around, but maybe we can go through.
02:33None may pass without the leave of the castle lord.
02:38And the mighty yeti lord, Kutato, may not be in a generous mood.
02:49Enter if you dare.
02:52Ah, I have a rule about doing anything that ends with the words, if you dare.
02:57So we sweet-talk the lord of the castle.
02:59How hard can that be?
03:01Right!
03:03You date a princess, you hang with a sultan, you have a way with royalty.
03:08Eh, let's recap thee, if you dare think.
03:11Ah!
03:21I feel like we're being watched.
03:24You are!
03:27Does this concern anyone but me?
03:32Is that...breathing?
03:38I think that's the castle lord?
03:43Either that, or the guy who ate him.
03:47You are in the presence of the castle lord.
03:54Hi.
03:59Uh, greetings my lord.
04:01We, um, seek permission to pass through your castle?
04:11Uh, see, we were heading back home from Odithras and kinda got off track.
04:18Did he just cut through stone with his claws?
04:20Correct.
04:21You know, turning back doesn't sound too bad right now.
04:32Genie?
04:33Want to wham, Squarey?
04:34Fast!
04:36Throw the parrot overboard!
04:37He's weighing us down!
04:39Genie, we aren't moving!
04:41No problemo!
04:42Ah!
04:43Ah!
04:44Ah!
04:45Ah!
04:47Ah!
04:49Ah!
04:50Ah!
04:52Ah!
04:53Ah!
04:54Ah!
04:55Genie?
04:56Oh!
04:57Sorry, Al.
04:58Ah!
04:59Genie?
05:00Hurry!
05:01Okay, ah!
05:02One better slip, coming right off!
05:03Ah!
05:04Ah!
05:05Ah!
05:07Ah!
05:08Ah!
05:09Ah!
05:11Ah...
05:13Ah!
05:14Ah!
05:15Ah!
05:16Ah!
05:17Genie, it's not funny!
05:18I'm not laughing, Al!
05:20Ah...
05:22Ah!
05:24Ah!
05:26Ah!
05:27Ah!
05:28Ha!
05:29Ah!
05:30Ah!
05:31Ah!
05:32Ha!
05:34Ha!
05:35the ambassador of amusement the hardest working man in wonderment the magistrate of magic genie
05:44thank you thank you thank you ladies and snowmen
05:53hey this really wired him in babylon
06:05hey kids it's the punch and moody go on take one i'll guess it
06:24king of hearts am i right i'm just overflowing with love
06:31oh this will be a mess
06:34not a problem
06:41he really loves g
06:42oh sad very sad there's no helping the comedically challenged lord cutato has granted you leave to
06:55pass through our gate
07:05wait where's genie
07:11yo
07:12who's letting us cut through the castle
07:15hell whoa i can't leave yet i've got some surefire material to try out on this harry ship
07:20i don't know genie
07:21kid we can't stand in the way of top draw family entertainment at least the yeti guy appreciates me
07:29we do too genie you know that i'm just not sure about him
07:33hey i'll catch up later
07:34right now my number one pan demands an encore
07:38it's beautiful
07:47yeah it's like a whole new world on this side of the castle
07:51i meant no genie listen to the quiet yeah i miss him already
07:58oh please what do you miss exactly his non-stop babble
08:03or maybe you miss his magical fiascos like say an avalanche to sight a recent example
08:12genie can get out of hand look he's found the sucker who actually likes his hocus jocus
08:19let him enjoy it and give us a break we'll see him again all too soon
08:24you're right iago genie's probably having a great time he'll catch up
08:32i fly through the air with the greatest of these whoops
08:36oops i forgot this was a solo act
08:38big finish
08:57welcome to the enchanted genie room
09:04you've been a super fantabulous audience it's been metaphysical i really mean it
09:12and now before i catch up with my pals i'd just like to say
09:22so then the big hairy monster says that genie is so much fun i ought to have him
09:34i really thought genie would join us by now i better tell him to hurry up
09:48please let the peace and quiet last a little longer sorry iago quiet time is over
09:54but monsieur if this is a cat where is the love scare my face get it off my face
10:11the copenhagen formula actually reduces male pattern stupidity
10:16holy cow it's a towering homer for the plucky young rookie from
10:20over
10:22where is he see he's having a good time why rain on his parade
10:28genie always comes when i call him something's wrong
10:34and i'm exhausted
10:47come on we've got to go back go back no way okay hypothetically speaking what if it was me would you
10:54leave me behind
10:55leave me behind
10:57hey you're leaving me behind
10:59it was a hypothetical question
11:07hey cutato thanks for letting me go
11:10well i learned my lesson genie the best way to keep a friend is to set him free
11:17oh you're the best friend ever
11:23if you'd like to learn more about living genies go your local library suggests let my genie go
11:28by frida genie
11:31trap genie scare genie and 101 other uses for big bubbles
11:45i just want to go on record as saying i don't want to do this
11:53we would like to enter the castle
11:58enter the castle this is the exit
12:02this is the exit
12:04jerk face door knocker let us in we want to see genie none shall enter
12:11come on open
12:18there's got to be another way to get inside
12:23there sure but how are you planning on getting up there
12:28with this oh no no no way yago
12:32you're not getting me up there it's way too high i can
12:35there's no use talking to him until he's finished hollow bone in my body then where would i be
12:41just forget it
12:43iago you can fly oh right let's see where we stand hit me
12:5410 000 labs in just the last hour isn't that enough i fractured my funny bone for you there's
13:01no more giggle skag sugar falls left to me please your harry ship let me go
13:08but i haven't any more to give i've given till it hurts can't you see i'm wasting away
13:18you know in the theater we have a saying the show must go on and on and on and on
13:37you know the power of flight takes the fear right out of these stunts
13:41okay boo you can let go
13:52i suppose this was the easy part
13:58you're probably right
14:01oh sarcasm is really lost on him
14:11you guys create a distraction i'll free genie
14:20that big boon's got his eyes pulled to the genie how can we get his attention
14:27lord cutato lord cutato
14:31lord cutato there's um a delivery
14:36you've been selected to test out the new turbo genie yes faster and funnier than those everyday genies
14:51oh yeah just call me last year's model mr obsolete
14:55al you're a sight for sore eyes
15:08hey i couldn't leave my best bud behind my captive audience sort of made me the captive one
15:13oh
15:15um uh not hairy lummox we'll be back any second
15:23thanks al
15:29look out it's lord couch potato
15:43oh
15:57hurry this way
15:58Faster! He's really ticked out!
16:15Barricade the door!
16:16With what?
16:21Too far to jump.
16:22Lucky I can fly!
16:24Should I tell the princess you loved her?
16:26The bird's not the only one who can fly!
16:30Begun!
16:33All right!
16:47I don't know how carpet makes it look so easy.
16:50Learn fast, genie.
16:52Fast!
16:53Too windy!
16:54Too windy!
16:55Too windy!
17:08I thought you could fly.
17:10You!
17:11I'm not talking to!
17:16He's stuck in the house!
17:18What's the matter?
17:19Lose your genie?
17:20That was thick stone.
17:25No!
17:26No!
17:29Hop on!
17:37Genie!
17:38He's gaining!
17:39I'll put a hurdle in his path.
17:43Whoopsie.
17:44Well, at least these five are getting some exercise.
17:49Genie!
17:50Yah!
17:51Yah!
18:13Everybody, scream!
18:14Ah!
18:15Ah!
18:20Deja vu!
18:27You know, aside from the menacing moments, you've been fun!
18:30Rah!
18:31Rah!
18:32Rah!
18:33Sis!
18:34Boom!
18:35Betty!
18:36Wow!
18:37Genie!
18:38You really got him!
18:39Yes!
18:40He was big!
18:41He was hairy!
18:42He was unkempt!
18:43But man, oh man!
18:44Could he laugh!
18:45He enjoyed the chase!
18:46I think he had fun!
18:47That was fun!
18:48That was fun!
18:49It was fun!
18:50It was fun!
18:51It was fun!
18:52Wow!
18:53Genie!
18:54You really got him!
18:55Wow!
18:56Genie!
18:57You really got him!
18:58Yes!
18:59He was big!
19:00He was hairy!
19:01He was unkempt!
19:02But man, oh man!
19:03Could he laugh!
19:05He enjoyed the chase!
19:07I think he had fun!
19:10That was fun!
19:13That was fun!
19:15I have a feeling that this abominable snowman hasn't been outside the castle for a long,
19:20long time!
19:21That would explain his taste for the abominable showman here!
19:26Look!
19:27He's entertaining himself!
19:34And speaking of entertainment, pick one!
19:38Errrr!
19:39Ha-ah!
19:45Gee!
19:46That was always his favorite!
19:48I guess he doesn't need me anymore!
19:50We need you, Genie!
19:51Boy, it was a boring hike without you!
19:53The worst pun is he actually means it!
19:57Oh, Al!
19:58You're just saying that!
19:59I know I got carried away!
20:01Sorry for being such a...
20:02Ham!
20:03Ham!
20:04Forget about it!
20:05You're just being...
20:06What?
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20:08You!
20:09What?
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20:11I won't do that again!
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