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Genie presents anachronistic games such as croquet and baseball but keeps loosing from carpet. Dwarf sorcerer Demir takes to Genie's unsuspecting word he'll give anything to win: he and his jealous female partner take the whole gang to their Arctic home as living toys for endless games like bobsled and mountain-climbing, till they die, with added dangers like a polar bear and lava, no helping allowed...
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00:00Ah-ha!
00:06Oh, yes!
00:07Victory shall be mine!
00:22Genie?
00:23Out the gif.
00:25I don't even wanna know.
00:28It's always the same.
00:30We play a game.
00:32Carpet wins.
00:33Well, not this time!
00:38Uh-oh.
00:39Anybody have a bobby pin?
00:42Paper clip?
00:43Never mind, I'll improvise.
00:46Don't you think he's going a little overboard?
00:49Going?
00:49He's there.
00:53Mmm.
00:54Yes?
00:56Yes?
00:56No.
00:57Rats!
00:59It must be flawless!
01:00I seek perfection down to the insy-winciest particle!
01:10I've done it!
01:12It's time to play...
01:14Croquet!
01:15Oh, by the by, this mallet has not been turbocharged with semi-phenomenal nearly cosmic power.
01:22Or junk like that.
01:25After you.
01:27No!
01:38Not again!
01:39Not again!
01:42Genie, you're taking this kind of hard.
01:44It was just a game.
01:45Right, sure.
01:47Just a game.
01:48How about a rematch?
01:49We'll play another game.
01:51A man's game.
01:52Bad mitten!
01:53Ah!
01:53Got the birdie!
01:55Ah!
01:56Oh, back off!
01:57Look, Genie!
01:59It means so much to him.
02:02Uh, Genie, good luck.
02:05Thanks.
02:07How about a little of Agrabah's favorite pastime?
02:09I don't want to win all the time.
02:36Once would be nice.
02:37Ah, a player.
02:40Who said that?
02:41Do you really want to win?
02:44Who's asking?
02:45I am the Wizard Ding.
02:47I can help.
02:48I did hear you say you'd do anything to win, didn't I?
02:52Well, sure.
02:54Well, within reason.
02:55Anything is rather all-encompassing.
02:58But if you're not up to it...
03:01I'm an all-encompassing kind of guy, so yes, I say anything!
03:05Excellent!
03:06Ooppo!
03:08Yes, Ding?
03:09My dear sister, the game is on.
03:13Cop it, my dear opponent.
03:15The game is on.
03:17Ooh, strong weave player.
03:19Are you fast?
03:21Are you clever?
03:21He's competent.
03:26Let's play the game.
03:28Which game?
03:29All of them.
03:30You're the coach.
03:31Are you sure you want the genie?
03:38You are not getting the genie.
03:40It is my turn to have the genie.
03:42Genie!
03:43Look, look, more players.
03:45Genie!
03:46I've got a coach!
03:48Coach?
03:49Ding's a wizard.
03:50He's going to help me defeat that infernal rug.
03:52Uh, in a sportsmanlike competition.
03:54My money's on the carpet.
03:56Greetings, players!
03:59Ooh, outstanding reflexes!
04:02Questionable potential here.
04:04Hey, watch the beak, lady!
04:07Spunky!
04:08I'll take the bird.
04:09I call the nimble furry fellow.
04:13Wonderful players.
04:15Players?
04:16For the game.
04:17The game is so much more interesting with teams.
04:20Oh, well, firm muscle tone.
04:22Genie and carpet are the game guys.
04:25Yes, I'm afraid we'll have to pass.
04:27Ow, princess!
04:28In the competitive arena,
04:30this genie knows to hell the agony of defeat.
04:34Fall like a potter ball, sting like a sweet.
04:37What can you do to help break this multi-millennial losing streak?
04:41Just play along.
04:42Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
04:44Need I remind you of the time you forgot my sweet 16,000th birthday?
04:51Good try, but I wasn't born yet.
04:54Oh, it must have been a former insensitive friend.
04:58The selfish one.
05:01You know the type.
05:04Oh, I suppose one friendly game wouldn't hurt.
05:07Thanks, guys!
05:09I've made every effort to make your guilt trip a pleasant one.
05:13Welcome to Team Upo.
05:16Thanks.
05:17I guess.
05:18May the best team win, as long as I'm on it.
05:21You're playing along because you're the genie's friend.
05:24But me, I don't suffer from that ugly condition.
05:27So count me out!
05:30Aladdin!
05:31Ding, what happened?
05:32The game.
05:33Let's play.
05:34Good, nice and icy.
05:38Where are the players?
05:40Oh, dear.
05:41Did I leave them floating about in the abyss of nothingness?
05:45Whoa.
05:46I could have sworn we were just floating around in the abyss of nothingness.
05:49Go figure.
05:50Abyss of nothingness!
05:52That's where we are!
05:54Oh.
05:55Genie.
05:56What do you know about these two?
05:58They're wizards who love games.
06:00I'm a genie who loves games.
06:02Seems like a good fit.
06:03Oh, oh, oh.
06:04The rules absolutely forbid opposing teams from fraternizing.
06:07I don't suppose your rules forbid opposing teams from freezing.
06:13So it's jacket weather.
06:18You can't help the carpet's team.
06:21But I can.
06:23Game time!
06:25I have a queasy feeling it's all downhill from here.
06:29Wait!
06:34We're winning!
06:35We're winning!
06:36We're winning!
06:44We're winning!
06:45We're winning!
06:50Winning feels a lot like losing.
06:52Oh, that wasn't a race!
06:54We just had to get you to the playing field.
06:56Why didn't we just start here?
07:00Make a note for the next time.
07:02Then I didn't win?
07:04I do not like this game!
07:08The event is...
07:10Polar bear roping!
07:14I'm sorry, I thought you said polar bear roping.
07:18Imagine!
07:24Where's my rope?
07:25I want a rope!
07:27We'll be in, coach!
07:29Corpett, the rope!
07:31Help yourself!
07:32Ah!
07:36Pardon me, partner!
07:37I'm fixing the rope yet!
07:39Ah!
07:41Do you lose points if ingested by the beast?
07:51Hang on, Corpett!
07:52Looks like capture is still pending.
07:56Call me when it's over.
07:58The teams are working together.
08:00How do we score this?
08:01The carpet clearly made the point.
08:04It was his lasso.
08:06Possession of the bear scores the point,
08:08not possession by the bear.
08:10How's the game?
08:23Who's winning?
08:24The bear!
08:31Here, Al!
08:32The boy roped the bear,
08:44but my genie provided the rope.
08:47We could have been killed,
08:48and you two are arguing about the point.
08:49Dang, he's right.
08:50Well, we're calling to draw.
08:51A little off the top,
08:53please?
08:56The boy roped the bear,
08:58but my genie provided the rope.
09:02Whoa!
09:10We could have been killed,
09:11and you two are arguing about the point.
09:13Dang, he's right.
09:16Well, we're calling to draw.
09:17we both take a point i don't believe this maybe the kid didn't spell it out we don't like your
09:27game we want to go back to agrabah we quit game over we don't tolerate quitters and the game is
09:35never over oh it would be a shame to see a bustling metropolis like agrabah reduced to a cinder
09:58a dreadful shame do you think they would really do it i think we're still in the game
10:06isn't this excessive power for a wizard we're excessive wizards look with your magic and my
10:13talent for riding on coattails we can rule the world been there done that that was fun for the
10:19first century of three but it became such a humdrum routine absolute power invincible to opposition
10:27no thrills but when we recruited our first players and started the game oh what fun
10:35century after century of competitive play sadly the players never seem to last long enough to enjoy
10:44it well i'm glad of certain big blue jerk dragged us into this sounds like loser talk to me genie it
10:54doesn't matter whether you win or lose it's how you play the game now let's play
11:00i break a time player take a deep breath air's mighty thin up there all the way up
11:17let's get this over with you tour the fastest not necessarily
11:24oh did we mention the new rules rule one no flying up the mountain
11:40only climbing is allowed and we all know that monkeys are climbing fools
11:45for breaking the rules the penalty box for you two
11:55well we aren't getting any younger shall we begin
11:57climbing only uh so that's the way they want it i always play by the rules
12:14rule number seven b no trick rope
12:37uh no trick ropes
12:51is everyone clear on the rules be careful jasmine
12:54don't worry
13:12oh the lad must be part mountain goat isn't there a rule against that no and you know it
13:30don't you know it's not going to be part of that no no no no no no no saving an opponent is
13:40definitely against the rules i don't care about your rules oh but without rules we'd have chaos
13:48no i don't think she'll make it to you you never know what can happen but on the face of it i'd say
13:54no ding oh ding oh ding you cold player genie maybe you never thought of it but if we lose them that
14:01would leave the teams a tad lopsided hmm interesting point
14:08would have a big advantage which would be wrong
14:11good try team we'll do better next round
14:28thanks genie well get on with it our team has this point cinched forget it dang yes dear sister our
14:36players have lost their competitive edge maybe your team has lost its edge but my
14:41genie would do anything to win i didn't think anything included putting my friends on the
14:46endangered species list but it always happens players lose their will to win it's sad really
14:53for the players
15:03where are y'all going to boo
15:04you heard the monkey get us out of here let's play
15:18ahhh hello i'll go back to the ice camp now hello now we'll see some friendly competition
15:34there's nothing friendly here what are you doing to them
15:38the team that plugs the volcano first rescues their teammate what you're saying is that no matter
15:48who wins someone dies now where's the incentive in that the incentive is that someone doesn't shall we
15:55begin one two three go
16:18let's keep our eye on the prize shall we
16:20if you cool it down i'll make a break for the top let's just see how hot this thing really is
16:31i've got just the thing
16:36the automatic ice maker cost a little extra but who can put a price tag on convenience
16:40yep kind of nice having a genie on the team
16:50my team will do just fine without magic if they want to save the bird you do want to save the bird
16:57don't you we're trying iago are you okay carpet
17:13don't worry abu it's over now
17:27i want you guys to know if this were the downhill volcano slalom you'd have it
17:54all wrapped up but as it stands you lost your team isn't about the same shape as mine
18:04sad like you can do any better
18:08but of course we could if we wanted to prove it
18:13what an interesting idea it's just never been done
18:18oh i get it you two have never actually played a game yourself because you can't rubbish we can sew
18:29get it can yeah right now i lay me down to sleep
18:40that's my candy foe i've cheated you again so i guess we choose up new sides
18:47what sounds good to me genie but let's get one thing straight no more wizard participation in the
18:58game itself if you want to be spectators that's fine but we play the game but we're the all-powerful
19:05wizards we make the rules and the new rule is nobody plays but us well if you insist take this thing and use it well
19:16what is it i call it the video game it is designed so no one over the age of 13 will ever finish
19:25i like it but first let's see who can magically transport us back to acrobat the fastest on your mark get set go
19:40hey it worked
19:45i don't think i'll ever play a game again me neither i'm with you guys you don't need to win to be a
19:53winner true wisdom from one who has never won anything
20:00i guess winning isn't everything
20:06what do you say just some good clean fun but i go first
20:14so you want to play hardball
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