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Jasmine goes undercover to rescue the kidnapped Aladdin from the clutches of the sorcerer Mozenrath, who wants the power of the lamplighter all for himself.
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00:00What a perfect day.
00:13It's all in the company you keep.
00:21What kind of creep would set a trap like this?
00:25Ah, he's so cute.
00:31Hey.
00:35Aladdin!
00:37Jasmine, stay back!
00:44Aladdin, you're looking well.
00:46The trap.
00:50Mozenrath.
00:51Guilty.
00:52Now let's cut to the bone.
00:54You know how I've made a career out of collecting magic?
00:57Well, I've decided your genie will now be my genie.
01:01Yeah, right.
01:02Genie's not here, so you're out of luck.
01:04No problem.
01:06I have you now.
01:08I'll have him soon enough.
01:10Now!
01:11Aladdin!
01:16A girl of action.
01:18Where are the tears, little princess?
01:21Beg me for mercy.
01:26Mozenrath!
01:28Aladdin!
01:34You know, princess, pitiful is very cute on you.
01:37If you want to see your beloved Aladdin again, have the genie delivered to me at Dagger Rock by nightfall.
01:43Now, I know this won't be easy, but don't try anything royal like sending an army, defy me, and Aladdin pays with pain.
01:56Yes!
02:05Wants me?
02:06Mozenrath wants you at Dagger Rock by sunset.
02:09Or else Aladdin...
02:10Al's got nothing to fear, Jazz.
02:12If that warped wizard wants to take me on, let him try!
02:17He shoots!
02:18He scores!
02:19Genie, it's an obvious trap.
02:20Mozenrath wants your magic.
02:22I will rescue Aladdin.
02:24No, you will not.
02:26It's much too dangerous.
02:28But, Father...
02:29Don't worry, Jasmine.
02:31I'll send my finest men to rescue the boy.
02:34Father, that's just what Mozenrath expects.
02:37Dearest, Aladdin's best hope is for you to leave this matter to my guards.
02:43Father, listen, we...
02:44Jasmine?
02:45I...
02:46I...
02:47I may be...
02:48I may be a little out of practice at this, but...
02:51Go to your room!
02:58I cannot just sit here.
03:00Lie down, then!
03:03I mean, I find that a good nap clears the mind in a crisis.
03:07Carpet!
03:09You have to take me to Dagger Rock.
03:11And we are going now.
03:13Careful!
03:14The walls have ears!
03:17Jasmine, if your father sees you...
03:20Well, we can't let Mozenrath see you.
03:23So only the guards go?
03:25To their doom.
03:26No guards a match for Mozenrath.
03:29Genie?
03:31Unless...
03:32Where are the guards?
03:33I am sleeping!
03:35I do not hear this crazy talk!
03:39Sorry, Abu.
03:40But you and Iago had better stay here.
03:42What?
03:44This is a secret mission.
03:45Feathered and Furry operatives could blow our cover.
03:49So...
03:51You're not gonna drag us along?
03:54Genie, let's get started.
03:57I feel so left out!
04:00I could get used to this.
04:05Onward, Beast!
04:09Do bring Aladdin home safely!
04:12Without fail, Your Highness!
04:14Risking our lives for a lousy street rat!
04:23What's going on here?
04:25Personnel reassignment.
04:26Paperwork just went through, sir.
04:27Stinking bureaucracy!
04:36I think we're going the wrong way.
04:38Well, say something.
04:42Uh, not to say this isn't a lovely route, Rizul, but, uh...
04:46I was wondering, maybe...
04:48Maybe...
04:50If you want Rizul to listen, you have to talk like a man!
04:54Man!
04:55Man?
04:56And how is that?
04:57You...
04:58You know, uh...
05:00Since you're new at this, I'll give you the...
05:03Brief History of Man!
05:05This is the single-cell proto-man.
05:09This little fella had only one muscle.
05:12And so, in an effort to look tough, man evolved.
05:15Man evolved.
05:16But hard shells were nearly impossible to tattoo.
05:20So, man swam on.
05:22Man needed arms and legs.
05:24So he could operate a really hot set of wheels.
05:27Preferably a liquid-cooled fuel-injected turbocharged straight H.
05:32And the best part, it's least.
05:37This process will continue until he reaches his ultimate macho form in the 1970s.
05:44Thanks, Genie.
05:46Yo, Rizul, you got something against the shortcut through the shifting sands?
05:51Listen here, you ble-be-and-little!
05:53He's right.
05:54It would be much faster.
05:56Uh, the shortcut through the shifting sands was to be my next order!
06:00If someone hadn't interrupted me...
06:03What did you say your name was?
06:05Javal!
06:07And what is your name?
06:09Uh, oh, uh, me?
06:10J-R-Ned.
06:30Soon your genie will be mine.
06:33You'll never get genie!
06:35And who is gonna stop me, Aladdin?
06:37You?
06:38You who refused to be a sultan so you could play the hero?
06:42Beat some of your hobbies.
06:43I single-handedly conquered the land of the Black Sand.
06:46I became the most powerful sorcerer of our age.
06:49And that's only the start.
06:50I will rule the Seven Deserts!
06:52Sure.
06:53But how many parties do you get invited to?
06:55J-R-Ned.
06:56J-R-Ned.
06:57J-R-Ned.
06:58J-R-Ned.
06:59Some of us have free time to torment the prisoner.
07:00J-R-Ned.
07:01But some of us should be on the lookout for my new genie!
07:04J-R-Ned.
07:05J-R-Ned.
07:07You lost this battle the minute you got Jasmine mad.
07:11J-R-Ned.
07:12J-R-Ned.
07:13J-R-Ned.
07:14J-R-Ned.
07:15J-R-Ned.
07:16J-R-Ned.
07:17J-R-Ned.
07:18J-R-Ned.
07:19J-R-Ned.
07:20little feet? I don't think so. Your precious princess is no doubt weeping in some cloistered
07:27corner of the palace. Yes, sir! Nothing like a dangerous mission to make a man feel manly.
07:41Sorry, man. Halt! Something is out there! How dare you give the Halt command? It is
07:49my command. One of many, I bellow.
07:56Capture it!
08:08Well done, Joval. I'll take over the capture from here.
08:19Relax, monkey! They do the adventure thing, and we do the hangout thing. How long is it
08:31going to take them anyway? Give me a full report. Four guards. So did they have the genie? No genie.
08:40Did you see the lamp? No lamp. So is there any reason why we shouldn't obliterate Aladdin's
08:47little rescue party? No reason.
08:58What is it, man? Didn't you have a beard?
09:01No. But I remember. Enough, man. We have arrived. The land of the black sand.
09:12Easy, Humpty. Look alive, man. Something's spooking the camels.
09:19Undead guardians. Pretty much undead anything would do it.
09:22Gah!
09:33Mamlox! The Shabbling half dead!
09:37Aaaaaaah!
09:40Aaaaaah!
09:44Aaaaaah!
09:45I'll get the Mamlox.
09:55I'll keep Razul busy.
10:00Razul! Behind you!
10:06Hey! What is going on here?
10:08Don't look! The burning glow from a Mamlox's eyes can blind an entire army.
10:13Yes.
10:14Ah!
10:15Curb it!
10:17Ah!
10:19In this corner, the rambling Shabbling Mamlox!
10:21In this corner, the rambling Shabbling Mamlox!
10:28In this corner, hailing for parts unknown, weighing in at four hundred and a half,
10:42four hundred and seventy-two pounds!
10:44It houses the Genie of the Lamp!
10:48Rub this lamp, and you're wishing for lights out, man!
10:53Yeah!
10:55Yeah!
10:56Hey!
10:57Oh, I'll fit your boy if you're...
11:00I wish you could see this, but broadcast standards forbid that we show any kind of mayhem!
11:04Oh, that's gotta hurt!
11:06Nobody home!
11:08I am the Genie of Pain!
11:10I will rob you out!
11:12Ned!
11:14Ned!
11:16Genie!
11:18Oopsie.
11:19Oh, poor Fasa!
11:20He must have stared into the Mamlox's eyes!
11:23Oh, let it go and dive!
11:24It's okay.
11:25You can look now.
11:26Well, I majored in Mamlox battling at school.
11:28Let's go!
11:29Ah!
11:30Ah!
11:31Ah!
11:32It's okay.
11:33You can look now.
11:38Well, I majored in Mamlox battling at school.
11:44Let's go!
11:46Ah!
12:04Onward, men!
12:16You know, we could still catch up with the others.
12:29Whoa!
12:30What am I saying?
12:34Get a grip here.
12:35I gotta think cowardly thoughts.
12:39Adventure hurts.
12:40Adventure very bad.
12:41Adventure you can hurt yourself.
12:43No!
12:44I'll die when we're empty!
12:53So, what was the damage?
12:55Gruesome, I hope?
12:56Mere lucky.
12:58So, we crushed the street rat saviors.
13:01We lost.
13:03My...
13:04My Mamlox?
13:05Defeated by mere mortals?
13:07Pretty pathetic, Mosinrath.
13:09I should've known the Sultan would send his bravest warriors to rescue this core jester.
13:16Well, I like a good laugh, too. I'm laughing already.
13:27Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
13:57Oh, let go! These are devoted civil servants! Agrabas, find us!
14:10Oh, look at these nails. You need a trim, doll.
14:19Thank me lady, boys.
14:20Jeannie, look out!
14:28Come on, Jeannie. It's almost sunset.
14:34My orders to the princess were simple.
14:37The lamp was to be mined by nightfall.
14:39Princess Jasmine doesn't take orders from anybody.
14:42That being the case, I'm thinking that I should keep my end of the bargain.
14:47It's been nice knowing you, Aladdin.
14:49Then again. No, it hasn't.
14:58Goodbye, Aladdin.
15:00Hello, Mosenrath!
15:02Told you.
15:04I always get my man.
15:07Look, Xerxes, it's the royal pain.
15:11Oh, it looks good, Bruce.
15:19Are you clear on just how excruciatingly painful my powers can be?
15:36The trap!
15:37Don't worry, Al!
15:50Don't worry, Al!
15:53All right.
15:58Worry.
15:59Welcome, my genie.
16:01He's not your genie.
16:05Why is she constantly contradicting me?
16:08Now, my magical captives must obey a few ground rules.
16:13I don't put up with obstinate servants.
16:15I'm a free geniebub.
16:17Only thing I'm a slave to is...
16:19Fashion!
16:20These things go great with a tasteful string of pearls.
16:22Hmm.
16:24How does one trap a free genie?
16:27What is this?
16:28This might do the trick.
16:30Yeah!
16:31Genie, what is it?
16:32The Crystal of X.
16:34Ooh, even to say it out loud would be to invite my...
16:36Allow me.
16:38X-D-Line!
16:39Ah, he said it!
16:41X-D-Line!
16:58X-D-Line!
16:58X-D-Line!
17:02I'd only snagged a wonder slug.
17:04Methinks the Crystal's power has been a wee bit overrated.
17:08Let's see you catch a semi-phenomenonial cosmic genie with that little knick-knack!
17:12Point well taken.
17:14If only I had...
17:15A monumental crystal!
17:35That could do it.
17:36No!
17:37Extra-Line!
17:38Yeah!
17:52Genie!
17:57Yeah!
17:58Hey, guys!
18:01Ha-ha.
18:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:03Mosin-Rath is just full of magical power, right?
18:08Carpet, let's move.
18:10Here!
18:10I love it!
18:16Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
18:17Hold on!
18:22Look how Aladdin loves his genie.
18:42He'd do anything for him.
18:44Can we really take his genie away?
18:47In a Gamora minute.
18:49Uh...
18:50No!
18:51Uh...
18:52What?
18:57You!
18:58No!
19:05No!
19:06No!
19:07Ah!
19:08No!
19:09Next time, know who you're up against
19:18Wow, what an awesome display of manliness, uh, womanly, uh, heroics
19:25It's all in the company you keep
19:27The princess caught the evil one in his own trap
19:33Oh, it was remarkable, your highness
19:35Not so remarkable, really
19:37After all, Razor, she is my daughter
19:42My hero
19:45Hey, anybody seen our funny little animal sidekicks?
19:50Daggerrock, 12 o'clock high
19:53It's showtime!
20:01Where is everybody?
20:03I think those shambling half-dead mamlock guys
20:06Gave us bad direction
20:08Maybe we're supposed to go to
20:10Dangerrock
20:11Or
20:12Daggerreef
20:14I don't know, like more of a nautical thing
20:17Daggerrock
20:17No
20:18I know I like that
20:19I know I know I definitely feel on my side
20:20I know I like that
20:20I know I know I don't know
20:22I only feel Etsy
20:22I know I mean you know I'm trying to
20:23I know I don't know
20:23Yes I do
20:24I know I know I find that
20:24I love PC
20:28Oh, my God
20:36I love it
20:37That реш
20:40That's why I love you
20:40I love this
20:40You
20:41I love it
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