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Mechanicles builds himself a robot son.

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00:00Okay, listen up, everybody. I'm taking you all in.
00:19And don't worry, the Sultan has enough dungeons to handle all you guys.
00:30Ahem. Only thieves and assassins are allowed in this skull and dagger, street mouse.
00:39I know. That's why I'm taking them all in.
00:43Oh, yeah!
00:49I am taking you all in.
00:51Now, as I was saying...
01:01I thought something grazed my neck.
01:07Aladdin!
01:09Leave the boy alone, Hamar.
01:11Quite still. What technique? No wonder he's Agobar's greatest hero.
01:15Light up, I'm taking you all in. Everybody...
01:18We have to interrupt this broadcast.
01:20Dog pile!
01:27Wade!
01:41I can see your underwear.
01:45Did you see Hamar's face?
01:47Face nothing. Did you see his underwear?
01:50That was perfect.
01:52Yeah, thieves are funny that way.
01:55Until I cut you to pieces.
01:57Now, what were you doing in the skull and dagger, Waheed?
01:59Uh, trying to round up those thieves.
02:03What?
02:04Right!
02:06Of course! Now that's funny!
02:09What were you thinking?
02:11Those guys are cutthroats.
02:13I just wanted to be, you know, a hero. Like you.
02:17Waheed, you're just a little kid. You could have been killed.
02:21But... but I... I...
02:23And you got all filthy in there.
02:26Now, are you okay? Do you need a ride home?
02:29No, you're fine.
02:31Stay out of trouble, okay?
02:33Okay.
02:34You're just a little kid.
02:35What's that bird's problem?
02:36What?
02:37Huh?
02:38Behold, Scooter, the most perfect form of life ever conceived by deity or mortal.
02:52These once lifeless cogs and gears now contain the intellect of I, Mechanocles, the greatest of the great Greek geniuses.
03:17It will think, reason, act of its own free will.
03:22It will be as alive as you or me.
03:26Well, as me mainly.
03:28And it will fold laundry.
03:32Scooter!
03:34It's touching my creation!
03:37Eight bags of spidery footprints to scutting.
03:41You never know what they've been through.
03:43Ha!
03:44Ha!
03:45Ha!
03:46You may be small, but I...
03:47Big, big, big!
03:48Scooter!
03:53Beard-o!
03:59Belch needs stuff, though.
04:04Ah, it's a piece of junk.
04:07Scooter!
04:08You smashed it!
04:09Spider gunky poo all over my nice, clean floor!
04:16Don't give me those puppy eyes!
04:20You think you're so cute!
04:22Well, you are!
04:24But not as cute as...
04:26Mechanocles, the next generation!
04:31Uh-oh.
04:32Junior looks just like Daddy Waddy, yeah.
04:38Scooter!
04:39It's time!
04:40Crank!
04:41Crank!
04:42You've never cranked before!
04:44I don't even wanna know what's next.
04:46Arise!
04:56Your creator grows impatient.
04:58Arise, blast you!
05:00No!
05:06You know what?
05:07It's the brain.
05:08It can't be the brain.
05:09What else could it be?
05:10Fine!
05:11Let's check the brain.
05:12Uh-oh.
05:13I'm the brain.
05:14I've gotta get out of here.
05:22It's...
05:23a line!
05:26It is?
05:27It is!
05:28I mean, I is!
05:29I...
05:30I am!
05:36My baby!
05:37Oh, come to me, Junior!
05:39Walk, walk, walk!
05:40Walk?
05:41Walk.
05:42Walk.
05:43Why can you walk?
05:44I hope.
05:45Walk.
05:46Walk.
05:47Walk.
05:48Close, but not abouli.
05:50Walk.
05:51Walk.
05:52Walk.
05:53Walk.
05:54Walk.
05:55Walk.
05:56Walk.
05:57Walk.
05:58Walk.
05:59Walk.
06:00he's taking this first step complete masterpiece check next get revenge on
06:15Aladdin yes poofy-haired fool go my son destroy Aladdin I don't think so
06:27so anxious to destroy the street rat just like his dear old dad
06:35it's a brand new day the sun is shining the breeze is blowing the minotaurs are about
06:44and my favorite new creation is off somewhere stopping the daylights out of Aladdin
06:51city of Agrabah I Dominus Tusk victor of 10,000 battles hereby challenge your
07:02greatest hero when I win Agrabah becomes mine greatest hero that would be little
07:14I'll fight you Dominus Tusk you're a lot smaller than my last opponent
07:23take your weapon
07:29never failed bonus level 20 someone starts jumping around
07:38all right bonus level 50 battle program initiated step aside organic biped
07:46over load I'm sorry oh I'm afraid I can't Daisy Daisy give me your answer
07:56great challenge the victor of 10,000 battles that was smart
08:05son how could you you saved my poofy-haired arch nemesis
08:17and you're making a mess what is that thing it's mechanical ease no mechanical ease is a lot
08:27smaller Al and he's not made of metal here look whatever you're up to you won't get away with it
08:35listen hero junior has his own free will I certainly did not tell him to save you and your poofy hair
08:43fine to junior eliminate free will yeah your hair is kind of poofy
08:50I shall finish you
08:5610,000 battles have never been stuck in a wall
09:12okay victory is yours
09:16let that be a lesson
09:18jerk
09:19you've got to admit Al that was pretty good
09:27good thing why he's not here
09:30mechanically he's muscling in on his hero geek and all
09:33not bad for just a little kid
09:40not bad for just a little kid
09:45he saved us all
09:47what was it?
09:48it was a metal giant
09:49he's a hero he saved us all
09:51that's me they're talking about
09:53yeah
09:54I will smash you a good one nasty bull man
10:00why would mechanically do this?
10:03maybe he wants to be just like you
10:06but he'll never have that Aladdin poof
10:08ha ha
10:10oh looky looky
10:13hey kid
10:14a minotaur was looking for you
10:16he asked for our greatest hero
10:19bah
10:20ha ha ha
10:21I was there thanks
10:22the hero lost? the hero's not supposed to lose
10:28Genie that contraption is no hero
10:31what do you mean it's no hero? it saved your life
10:34no it didn't
10:35it
10:36it helped me
10:37a bit
10:38oh I'll say his mace was this close to your skull
10:42I would have dodged
10:43but but Aladdin I
10:45that thing is one of mechanically's deadly weapons
10:47it's a menace
10:49menace huh? you'll see Aladdin
10:52you'll see
10:53my gold
11:00someone stole my gold
11:02there he goes
11:03help
11:04someone stop him
11:10time to show Aladdin I and my heroes
11:23let's get to the bottom of this
11:31oh
11:33now I've got you
11:36you thief
11:38no I'm no thief honest
11:40ow
11:41idea
11:42we let Waheed fight the metal guy
11:44brilliant no?
11:45bah ha ha
11:48Aladdin
11:49look I've captured a thief
11:51still think I'm a menace?
11:54waheed?
11:57waheed is the metal guy?
11:59eww
12:01how dare you call great big waheed a menace
12:04shame shame
12:06waheed put him down and get out of there
12:08you're gonna hurt someone
12:09you're gonna hurt yourself
12:10that thing is dangerous
12:12I know what I'm doing
12:14you're not the only hero in town you know
12:16please please I'm not a thief
12:18are you sure he's a thief Waheed?
12:20what if you're wrong?
12:22what if you're wrong?
12:23what if you're wrong?
12:28we'll see if I'm wrong
12:29Blake
12:30is this the guy who stole your gold?
12:32my
12:33oh
12:34oh dear
12:35no
12:36it turns out my gold wasn't stolen at all
12:39it was just in the wrong pocket
12:42see?
12:43but
12:45but
12:46but
12:47why are you running?
12:48I'm late for dinner
12:49oh no
12:53Junior no!
12:58cavorting with mine enemy
13:02oh
13:04oh
13:05it just breaks your poor papa's heart
13:07I made you
13:09gave you life
13:10raised you
13:11up up up
13:12for mine
13:13hey hey hey hey
13:14well you're always that big
13:16and this is the thanks I get
13:18it's okay waheed no one got hurt
13:21some hero I turned out to be
13:23some hero I turned out to be
13:24huh
13:25you'll be a fine hero
13:26you're just going about it the wrong way
13:28now come on down from there
13:29okay I'm coming
13:31I'm coming
13:33attaboy waheed smart kid
13:36the moment he steps out we jump him
13:38alright
13:40bring me my
13:42Junior
13:43but don't scratch his finish
13:51ah
14:01what?
14:11what?
14:22look out the kid's got berserk
14:25waheed what are you doing?
14:27I'm not doing anything
14:28look it's Mechanocles
14:30he's controlling it
14:32Junior fine-toned
14:34free will eliminated
14:36check
14:37next
14:38have my revenge
14:40on Aladdin
14:42hahahahahahah
14:43hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
14:45Wajid, get out of there!
14:57I can't! Stop it!
15:03What's trying to kill us?
15:05Here's a little number I like to call...
15:08Fire One!
15:09No! Wajid is inside!
15:11We'd want to roast the tart.
15:13It's Mechanicalis who's controlling it.
15:15Wajid is stuck inside!
15:18Corpet!
15:24Scooter!
15:27After them! And hurry!
15:29I don't want to miss anything juicy!
15:42Genie! You take Mechanicalis!
15:43I'm going in after Wajid!
15:45That's my boy!
15:53My super genie sense tells me...
15:56guest villain at one o'clock!
16:12You're mine, pencil neck Greek!
16:15We'll begin the Sabo!
16:25I, Dominus Tusk, victor of 10,000 battles, and loser of one where I got stuck in a wall.
16:34You're mine, Capo!
16:35You're mine, Capo!
16:36You're mine, Capo!
16:44Dispense with Genie.
16:45Check.
16:52Now, Corpet!
16:52Go! Eat your brothers!
17:20Shh!
17:21Hey, you carry me and see how fast you can go!
17:33Come, Scooter! Let's clean his poofy-haired clock!
17:46Gold! You're giving Scooter where and there!
17:49Hi!
17:51There's a little boy inside, Junior!
17:53Not allowed!
17:55There's a little boy inside, Junior!
17:59Not allowed!
18:01Not allowed!
18:05There's a little boy inside, Junior!
18:07Not allowed!
18:17Now's our chance, Corp!
18:19Not allowed!
18:25Whoever you are, get out of Junior's brain!
18:27I have revenge to reek!
18:29I have revenge to reek!
18:35Look out!
18:37I have revenge to reek!
18:45Pull out him!
18:47Hurry, monkey! Hurry!
18:49Why, you little...
18:54No touching!
18:56Your hands are filthy.
19:03What?
19:07What are you doing?
19:10Making sure this thing never hurts anyone else.
19:13He's heading for the cliff.
19:15Waheed!
19:16No!
19:17Sorry, I'm late, Al.
19:18No!
19:21No!
19:27Waheed.
19:31Little hero like Waheed jumped free, had to.
19:36Right?
19:38Well, not exactly.
19:46Some little hero.
19:48Are you okay?
19:52I... I think so.
19:54Death is going to sting!
19:56Ow!
20:00Junior!
20:02No!
20:04Say something, Junior!
20:06Speak to Daddy!
20:08Daddy!
20:08Boy, I sure learned my lesson.
20:13That you should wait a few years before trying to be a hero?
20:16No.
20:17Never walk off a cliff with a big mechanical man.
20:19Boy, I sure learned my lesson.
20:23That you should wait a few years before trying to be a hero?
20:24No.
20:25Never walk off a cliff with a big mechanical man.

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