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Genie accidently splits himself into seven personalities.
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00:00Well, we're almost to get to Stan, Genie.
00:15Uh, there's something I want to tell you.
00:19Don, Sink's clogged up worse than my arteries after eating a four-pound chili dog.
00:22Hey, what are you all gussied up about?
00:25Genie, I would like you and Aladdin to be my honorary diplomats on this summit.
00:31That's what I wanted to tell you.
00:33Diplomats? You mean all that hoity-toity doilies and Dalmatians, important visitors from foreign lands stuff?
00:41Awesome!
00:42I've been an aristocrat, an alley cat, a vampire bat, a thermostat.
00:45But I've never been a diplomat!
00:49Better dress the part.
00:52How vulgar.
00:55It appears they did bring the genie, sir.
01:03I hate that genie, Haroon.
01:06He's always thwarting me.
01:07But his thwarting days are over.
01:12This time we've got Genie Kaboom!
01:15The correct term is genie-negating explosive orbs, your eloquence.
01:21Orbs, schmorbs, they blow up genies!
01:24Kaboom!
01:25A billion genie pieces all over the place!
01:27Then we grab the sultan and the throne of Agrabah will belong to me, Abismal.
01:36Why are you telling me, sir?
01:39I already know that.
01:40Watch it, Haroon.
01:41I'll thwart you.
01:42Enjoy polite laughter, but it's wisdom you're after.
01:48Show courage and might, but keep fear within sight.
01:52Don't keep anger locked inside, as long as kindness is your guide.
01:59Gracious!
02:00I had forgotten there were so many rules for diplomacy.
02:04I didn't forget!
02:06Who knew he'd read each and every one?
02:08Laughter, wisdom, courage, fear, anger, kindness.
02:10Got it!
02:11Sultan, you can count on me!
02:13I'll be the best honorary diplomat guy ever!
02:15I mean, if Al can get it right, how hard can it be?
02:18Hey!
02:18Oh, Genie!
02:26I've been thinking.
02:28What do you think?
02:28Oh, hurry!
02:29I'm practicing being diplomatic.
02:30Oh, I jolly do so enjoy polite laughter.
02:35When we get together, sis, Dan, we should spend some quality time together.
02:40You know, just you and me.
02:42Uh-huh.
02:43Would quality time involve a casino by any chance?
02:47They have casinos in Getzestan?
02:51Oh!
02:52You think I want you to help me cheat!
02:54That's it, isn't it?
02:57Genie?
02:58You heard me!
02:59Deep!
03:00If that's how you feel, I'll leave you to your lonely, bitter self!
03:05Hey, Abu, wake up!
03:07How many cards can you hide up your sleeves?
03:09Hey, Al, did you just see something?
03:11A loud, dishonest bird?
03:13No, I think something's out there.
03:17Ha!
03:19Harud, orb me.
03:23One billion Genie Bits coming up!
03:27Oh!
03:28It's coming!
03:29Hit the dirt!
03:35This is a joke!
03:37This is a promote!
03:38This is for all of you!
03:40Wow, it kabooms before you throw it.
03:44Ah!
03:47Genie, it's fireworks.
03:49Fireworks, Genie, the Sultan of Gatsistan is welcoming us.
03:52Huh?
03:56I surrender!
03:58Oh.
03:59Good maneuver!
04:01Slaughter the welcome committee, why don't you?
04:04Huh, I guess that wasn't very diplomatic.
04:10It is a great honor to see you again, my Agrabenian friend.
04:17Sultan Pashto al dente, I assure you, last night's incident was a complete misunderstanding.
04:24Well, I suppose.
04:27Welcome, fellow Sultan.
04:32Oh, what a delightful resemblance.
04:34Many thanks, dear Sultan.
04:36It's my pride and joy.
04:38A gift from my previous visiting diplomats.
04:44A splendid gift, yes, yes.
04:48We brought you a cheese hamper.
04:52Now look, Genie, things are a little strained between the Sultan, so it's important to make a good impression.
04:58We're here on a diplomatic visit.
05:00Worry not.
05:01There will be no more mess-ups for me.
05:03Got the rules of diplomacy right here.
05:05Memory like a steel trap.
05:09Enjoy polite laughter.
05:11But it's wisdom you're after.
05:14Am I right?
05:16You'll do fine, Genie.
05:17Show courage and might, but keep fear within sight.
05:20How is it anger?
05:21Let's see.
05:22Enjoy the sight of fear.
05:23Ow.
05:24That's not right.
05:25Some steel trap.
05:26Uh, Genie, the ceremony's in the main hall at twelve.
05:29Don't forget.
05:31Forget?
05:32I can't even remember.
05:33Now, let's see.
05:34Enjoy angry laughter in the main hall of wisdom, but the ceremony's polite, so stay locked up at night.
05:37Oh, that's just plain weird.
05:39Show weirdness and might, but the ceremony's at twelve.
05:42Is that noon or tonight?
05:44Genie, about that quality time.
05:47Can't you see?
05:48I'm trying to think!
05:51Enjoy polite laughter, but it's quality time you're after.
05:53No, no.
05:54Quality time's neat, except when the bird is trying to get you to cheat.
05:57I, oh.
05:58Wish I may.
05:59Wish I might.
06:00Me thinks that rule cannot be right.
06:01Oh, Sultan.
06:04There he is.
06:05Alone.
06:07Genie again.
06:08Quick, Harud.
06:09Orb me.
06:10You gotta help me, Sultan.
06:12It's this diplomacy thing.
06:13Anger laughter, courage, fear, kindness, wisdom, weirdness.
06:16I'm being pulled in so many directions.
06:18I don't know what to do.
06:21Genie, go boom!
06:24Diplomacy dictates in this situation, I show courage!
06:27Or should I display fear?
06:32Blow the genie bits!
06:34Attack Harud!
06:35Attack!
06:36Genie!
06:37Sultan!
06:38I did it!
06:39I got the Sultan!
06:41Guess again, sir.
06:45Sultan, what happened?
06:46That bomb!
06:47Good goodness, I, I don't know.
06:50I must inform Pastor at once.
06:53Genie!
06:54Genie!
07:01Oh, my head!
07:03He's okay!
07:04A monkey!
07:05And he wears a little face!
07:06Good show!
07:07Jolly good!
07:08Wow!
07:09Genie, it's me!
07:10It's Al!
07:11Come on, don't you remember?
07:12No!
07:13Not in the least!
07:14I think Genie lost his memory in that blast!
07:15Uh-oh!
07:16Hey!
07:17Where'd he go?
07:18Genie!
07:19Genie!
07:20You know what really gets my goat?
07:21There you are!
07:22Animals wearing clothes!
07:23Is it supposed to be cute?
07:24Huh?
07:25Uh, very funny, Genie!
07:26Oh!
07:27You like the laugh, huh?
07:28Well, I'll give you something to laugh at!
07:29See that one?
07:30Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:38Oh!
07:39Oh!
07:40Oh!
07:41Oh!
07:42Oh!
07:43Oh!
07:44Oh!
07:45Oh!
07:46Oh!
07:47Oh!
07:48Oh!
07:49Oh!
07:50Oh!
07:51Oh!
07:52Oh!
07:53Oh!
07:54Oh!
07:55Look out of it!
07:56See that wall?
07:57You're about to see the other side of it!
07:58The hard way!
07:59And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Twinkle-Tone!
08:02Happy boy!
08:05Oh!
08:06I can't stand it!
08:07Look!
08:08Look!
08:09Who am I?!
08:11Another Twinkle-Tone Happy Boy!
08:13Wait here!
08:14If he moves...
08:15Floor him!
08:16There's two Genies?
08:24I don't like happy boys.
08:29You know what else I don't like?
08:31Art!
08:34No!
08:36How dare he call you names and dislike art?
08:40Someone needs a spanking!
08:43Three?
08:44Four!
08:46Oh, I do beg your pardon.
08:48Another one?
08:54My pride and joy.
08:59This is what you wanted to show me?
09:02Uh, no.
09:03You people, with your namby-pamby.
09:06Oh, you're all mindless and weak.
09:09You make me sick.
09:12Sultan Pastor, I assure you, things are not as they seem.
09:18This is serious.
09:19I know.
09:21Minor setback.
09:22Never fear.
09:24Can I get anyone something?
09:29Back rub?
09:29Frozen dessert?
09:30A little fizzy fizzy for your upset tummy?
09:32Four genies?
09:34How many genies are there?
09:38Oh, rude.
09:39Explain what I'm seeing.
09:47They're genies.
09:49Sort of.
09:50But not our genie.
09:51At least they don't seem to remember us.
09:53Oh?
09:55Do you know what we have here?
09:58Of course I know!
09:59Tell me what I know, Haroon.
10:02We blew the genie to bits, all right.
10:04Several different bits of his personality.
10:08Abysmal, meet genie's wisdom.
10:10You mean, this is not the genie's grandpa?
10:13When you gaze upon a man with a white flowing beard, look to the essence beyond that beard.
10:18But not too far beyond, because you might see a camel or something instead.
10:21What's he talking about?
10:23Huh?
10:25Huh?
10:26Ah!
10:32Look, sir.
10:33You found genie's fear.
10:35Please don't hurt me.
10:36I'm small.
10:38Ah, yes.
10:38The concept is very clear to me.
10:41Genie has been split into different parts.
10:44Wisdom, fear, and genie's breakfast.
10:47Get it out of me
10:53It's too weird
10:56Yes, jeannie's weirdness
11:00Whatever, keep it away
11:05You I like
11:09You're small and you're afraid of me
11:11Enough amusement, sir
11:13We do have a sultan to capture
11:15Harud, I'm having a great idea
11:18No
11:19Yes
11:20You can't mean
11:21I do
11:22What?
11:23Oh, Harud
11:25Tell me my great idea
11:28Jeannie's courage, Jeannie's kindness
11:36And Jeannie's laughter
11:41That's my guess
11:42Jeannie was trying to be all those things
11:44And now he is
11:45Literally
11:46All from that mysterious blast
11:48Oh, no, I didn't forget
11:52We've got to find Jeannie's anger
11:54Before he causes any more damage
11:55Fear not
11:56I will find the scoundrel
11:58No, no
11:59We have to stick together
12:01Oh, dear
12:03It only looks like it hurts
12:07He'd rather clumsy old
12:08For such a brave chap, eh?
12:12I really miss Jeannie
12:14Barbarians?
12:24Haven't you ever heard of credit?
12:26How's a bird supposed to gamble
12:28With no money?
12:30Hey
12:30Genie old buddy
12:36Look, club nest egg
12:38Forget that it's a casino
12:40I hear they have the most delightful floor show
12:43Problem
12:43Problem
12:44Yeah, I hate talking birds
12:47Hark, a bird has hit a wall
12:51Good job
12:59No, no
13:01Keep him away from me
13:02Iago, it's okay
13:03Okay?
13:05He threw me into a wall at 90 miles per
13:07You call that okay?
13:08Not him, Iago
13:10Genie's anger
13:11Which way did the peen go?
13:20Oh, you poor birdie
13:22I will nurse you back to health
13:24And call you birdie birdie
13:26Now, is there something you should tell me?
13:31But you have to help me
13:33You have to, have to
13:34He's gonna stop something
13:37I know it
13:38It's gonna happen
13:39I am the rightful ruler of Agrabah
13:41Because
13:42The Sultan is a very bad man
13:46Hence the name Sultan the Slaughtering Hun
13:49Bringer of unbelievable nastiness
13:52I agree this evil despot must be stopped
13:55But I am not a fighter
13:56See?
13:57And contrary to the axiom
13:59I do not believe anyone will fear fear itself
14:02Unbelievable nastiness
14:04Though, you seem to have a secret weapon with that fellow
14:08Sir, perhaps it's time we look elsewhere for our secret weapon
14:18Maybe we just need more genies
14:20You, stand over there
14:21Let's not make things any worse than they are
14:25Worse?
14:25How worse?
14:26Huh?
14:26How?
14:27Nyaaaaaaah!
14:30Whoa!
14:35Harude, why did he do that?
14:38Because you're...
14:40Annoying, sir?
14:42What annoying?
14:43I just didn't like the cut of his beard
14:44Ah
14:45Perhaps we found our secret weapon
14:49After all
14:50Get Genie back into one piece?
14:56Oh yeah, that's gonna happen
14:58Where are all the pieces anyway?
15:01I don't know
15:02I'll be small
15:06Put that beard in me again
15:08And I'll rip your spine out
15:11Genie's anger
15:12So long
15:13I like my spine
15:14Oh, it's the happy boy
15:17Forget him
15:18There's no time
15:19Sultan
15:20Okay
15:21But I'm only doing this because you said I could use Dimwit over there
15:24For a pushing bag
15:26Very well, dear Sultan
15:28I will give the genie one more chance
15:31Don't find him, you curf!
15:47Stop!
15:48Let him go long!
15:49Oh, this letter work
15:51Run for your life
15:54Yip-yip!
15:54They just seized the wrong small chubby guy
16:02With the big hat
16:03How big a hat are we talking
16:05Some sage advice
16:08Avoid confrontation
16:09It can lead to severe physical harm
16:12Seven genies
16:14Genie just kidnapped pasta al dente
16:21Hey, uh, genie's not exactly himself these days
16:24Clean, firm line
16:31Jewel, large, but tasteful
16:32This is one swell head
16:34Sir, why bother with Agrabah
16:37When Getzistan's throne is already yours
16:40After all, it has a thriving economy
16:43Glitz
16:44Glamour
16:45Yes, yes!
16:46Sorry to spoil your plans, fellas
16:48Aladdin
16:50And more genies
16:51Get them!
17:00Please, put down your arms
17:02Is this called an arm?
17:11Is...
17:12What?
17:15I thought I told you to trim the bag
17:19Run, pasta!
17:25Oh, please!
17:27No!
17:27No!
17:27No!
17:28No!
17:28No!
17:50No!
17:51Sorry!
17:52You don't know what this will do.
17:56That's the bomb that blew Genie apart.
17:58One blow to the noggin makes a man lose his wits.
18:01But those wits return with a second blow.
18:04You mean the bomb could blow them back together just as easy?
18:07I am a vessel of knowledge, vast and profound.
18:11And I saw it once on TV.
18:13It's my only hope.
18:18Allow me, sir.
18:22Come on, come on, come on.
18:26So you see, Abismar tricked some of those parts into kidnapping you.
18:31Come on, come on.
18:32Come on, come on.
18:47Interruptions make me mad.
18:54Blast one into the prey is a rotten kumquat.
18:57It didn't work.
18:59It didn't.
19:00Cheap orb.
19:01It didn't work.
19:03It wasn't the bomb, it was Genie.
19:05Genie was trying to be too many things at once.
19:07What?
19:07Genie, be yourself.
19:15We want the old Genie back.
19:17Hey, what gives?
19:19That's it.
19:20We want that old Genie back again.
19:22Right, Sultan?
19:23Well, uh...
19:24Yes, absolutely.
19:32Genie.
19:33Whoa.
19:37Good thinking, Al.
19:40Guess that's all I needed to hear.
19:42Genie, I missed you.
19:44Oh, shucks.
19:45It's great to be back.
19:47Sorry I didn't bring you anything.
19:48I was being pulled in so many directions, I didn't know where to get you.
19:51Hang on a sec.
19:52Important call.
19:53I hate being thwarted.
20:01Now, would you say that this is an occasion to enjoy laughter or share wisdom?
20:05Genie, I think I'm speaking for everybody when I say, just be yourself.
20:10Oh, kindness!
20:12You promised me some quality time!
20:14I know you're in there!
20:16Well, almost everybody.
20:18You promised me some quality time!
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