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Sadira's spell makes Aladdin think he is Don Quixote.
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00:00Hey, how about this one, Abu?
00:25Face it, some people can wear feathers and some can.
00:32Ooh, glad I dropped in.
00:36Stop that girl! She's a thief! She stole from my stand!
00:41Sadira, is that true?
00:43I don't know what he's talking about. Bye!
00:45If you're innocent, you have nothing to worry about. I'll protect you.
00:48The proof is in her hands.
00:53She stole a ladle.
00:55I am heir to the ancient secrets of the sand. I don't steal any more.
00:59See? Nothing here.
01:01Once a thief, always a thief!
01:04Forget it, Farouk. She doesn't have it.
01:08And next time, pick on someone your own size.
01:12If he can find anyone his own size...
01:15You saved my life. Allow me to show you my gratitude.
01:22Um, uh...
01:25I don't think that Princess Jasmine would want me to accept another girl's, um, gratitude.
01:32Keeps you on a pretty short leash, does she?
01:36I don't suppose she'd let you have a cool drink of pomegranate juice at my place, would she?
01:42Nah, nah, she'd never let me.
01:44Hey, wait a minute!
01:45She's playing him like a well-tuned zither.
01:49Jasmine doesn't tell me what I can and can't do.
01:51Yeah, uh-huh, sure.
01:53Well, I've gotta go.
01:55Look me up if Jasmine ever lets you off the ball and chain.
01:58Hey, wait!
02:01Are you gonna let her manipulate you like this?
02:04I'm not being manipulated.
02:06I'm doing what I don't wanna not do, not what Jasmine wants me to not wanna do.
02:15Oh, yeah, his head's on straight.
02:17I tell you, that's a deer is as shifty as a two-legged table.
02:21I so admire a man who knows his own mind.
02:24Two talk about leading the lamb to the slaughter.
02:33Like this, genie?
02:34Toro! Toro!
02:35Perfect!
02:36Now comes the fun part.
02:49Toro! Toro!
02:54Toro!
03:08Toro!
03:09I can't believe that Chump-a-laden.
03:12A fruit bat could see that that kid's got more on her mind than pomegranate juice.
03:17than pomegranate juice.
03:19Who has more on her mind than pomegranate juice?
03:22Sidira.
03:24Oh, almost looks like there's been a bullfight in here.
03:29Tell me more about Sidira.
03:32Well, thanks for the juice, Sidira.
03:37I better be going.
03:38Wait! I have a new spell to show you.
03:41I hope it works better than your sandstorm spell.
03:44Abu's still digging sand out of his ears.
03:46This spell is different.
03:49Behold, the land of my fantasies.
03:53It looks too good to be true.
03:55It is.
03:57There's a hero in my fantasy world, Aladdin.
04:01He saves a beautiful princess from a fire-breathing dragon.
04:05I'm the princess.
04:07Guess who's the hero?
04:09I'm engaged to Princess Jasmine.
04:12You are my Dragon Slayer, Aladdin.
04:19I am... Dragon Slayer.
04:23I am... I am Dragon Slayer!
04:29Fetch my sword!
04:33Right away, Dragon Slayer!
04:43My battle armor!
04:50And now... my golden helmet!
04:53At once, Dragon Slayer!
04:55At once, Dragon Slayer!
05:00Let go!
05:01Remember?
05:08Saddle my mighty steed.
05:10Magic portal, open wide!
05:13Let my love and me inside!
05:17It worked!
05:19I go!
05:21To slay the dragon and free the princess!
05:26Oh, I have to get dressed!
05:28No!
05:29No!
05:30No!
05:31No!
05:32No!
05:33No!
05:34No!
05:35No!
05:36No!
05:37No!
05:38No!
05:39You live and free and free the princess!
05:40Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee!
05:45Oh, I have to get dressed!
05:47No!
05:49Not so fast, princess!
05:51You're too late, Jasmine!
05:53Aladdin and I are just one punctured dragon away from living happily ever after!
05:58I'll stop, Sdera Genii, you close that portal.
06:01You know how dangerous it is to mix magics?
06:03What's the matter, mighty steed?
06:05No!
06:10Genie, close the portal!
06:11Oh, I can't look!
06:14Here goes nothing!
06:21No!
06:33Are you all right?
06:34Uh...
06:36Uh-huh.
06:38We got off lucky that time.
06:42Bye-bye.
06:46Abu?
06:48Look on the bright side.
06:50Now we can open that salt mine we've always wanted.
06:58Don't worry, Abu.
06:59We'll find some way to change you back.
07:01Ah, mighty steed!
07:03Come, we must face the dragon.
07:05Um, Aladdin?
07:08Hmm? You've mistaken me for someone else.
07:10My name is Dragon Slayer!
07:14And now, I'm off!
07:16He's awful, right?
07:17Uh-oh.
07:17He's awful, right?
07:19Forward, mighty steed, to the dragon's lair!
07:25Uh-oh. He's still acting out Sidira's fantasy.
07:28Can't you do something?
07:29Forget it!
07:31It was mixing magics that got us into this mess.
07:33Be brave, princess.
07:35Your savior is nigh.
07:38Now look what you've done.
07:39Me?
07:40You're the one who ruined my spell.
07:42You were stealing my fiancé.
07:44And your point is?
07:46Uh-oh.
07:47Onward we ride.
07:49Racing like the wind.
07:52Look, Aladdin's no good for either of us like this.
07:55Somehow, we have to break the spell.
07:57You're right, but how?
07:59I'm afraid to have Genie try anything.
08:02Well, I could cure him with another kiss.
08:05Ugh!
08:07Ugh!
08:08You never give up, do you?
08:09But it's true.
08:11She's making that up about the kiss, right?
08:13Well, there is a history of osculation in these matters.
08:19Is this funny or just weird?
08:21There are a number of ways to cure him.
08:24You can press him flat under a pyramid.
08:31Or you can feed him to a dinosaur.
08:34Squish him with a steamroller.
08:35Or blow him up with dynamite.
08:37Or puree him in a blender.
08:38Or boil him in molten land.
08:40Or dress him up in a cat suit.
08:41And throw him in a kennel.
08:43Are there any floors he might actually live through?
08:46Oh, uh, sorry.
08:48Just one.
08:50Kishy, kishy.
08:52But it's got to be Sidira.
08:54I give up.
08:55Okay, one kiss.
08:57Just one.
08:58Oh, Dragon Slayer.
09:01Ugh!
09:01Where'd he go?
09:02The Dragon Slayer is just ahead, mighty steed.
09:10We just have to cross these rocks ahead.
09:15Ah, another foolish traveler approaches.
09:19In fact, this one seems even more foolish than most.
09:24Then we must...
09:25Wise him up.
09:33Are you sure these are Aladdin's tracks, genie?
09:37Alas, anyone else is using his feet.
09:41Of course, this deep in bandit territory, their buzzard bait by now.
09:45We'd better hurry.
09:47Nobody lasts this long enough.
09:48Oh!
09:49Ah!
09:51Phew!
09:52Have you considered a man's deodorant?
10:04Let me pass!
10:08Or so, help me, I'll...
10:10I'll...
10:11You'll what?
10:12Spoon us to death?
10:16Good one, Duanit!
10:20It spooned me.
10:23Give me that.
10:24Your hide should fetch a sickle of two!
10:33Let go of me, you slaggard!
10:35Over there!
10:42Looks like our Dragon Slayer needs some rescuing of his own.
10:45I'll say to Aladdin, you get a boo.
10:46Wait!
10:47No time!
10:52Ah!
10:54Two victims for the price of one!
11:05What is...
11:06What trickery is this?
11:10Let me out of here, you witch!
11:18Won't move, eh?
11:20Then I'll skin you right here.
11:23Ah!
11:24Ah!
11:24Ah!
11:24Ah!
11:25Ah!
11:25Ah!
11:34Whoa!
11:34Whoa!
11:35Whoa!
11:35Whoa!
11:38Huh?
11:38You are a brave warrior.
11:46If there's any way I can repay you...
11:48Well, there is one way.
11:51That's the one thing I cannot do.
11:54My heart belongs only to the fair princess,
11:56whom I will rescue from the evil dragon.
11:59Maybe I should give it a try.
12:01I am a princess after all.
12:03Sorry, it's my spell.
12:05It won't work unless it's my kiss.
12:07Help!
12:08Dragon, help!
12:11A dragon?
12:12Where?
12:14Just the other side of those rocks!
12:17If you hurry, you can slay him
12:20before he devours the princess.
12:22Be brave, princess.
12:24Your hero flies to your rescue.
12:28Iago, what is going on?
12:31Genie and I have got it all figured out.
12:33Come on!
12:34We're going to give Mr. Dragonslayer
12:38exactly what he wants.
12:44What kind of place is this?
12:47It all looks so...
12:49so...
12:51fake?
12:52Of course!
12:53It's as phony as a three-drachmobile.
12:57That's the magic of the movies.
13:00This frumpy frog will never do...
13:02Wardrobe!
13:03Now remember, dry-clean only.
13:13Places, everybody!
13:15Inflatable rocks?
13:17Oh, like we can't afford real rocks.
13:20Props!
13:20Do you think all this stuff will fool Aladdin?
13:25At least these chains are real.
13:27Why do I have a bad feeling about that?
13:29Never fear, princess!
13:31Dragon Slayer approaches!
13:33He's coming!
13:34But where's the dragon?
13:35At best!
13:37Do the dragon!
13:38Is that thing safe?
13:53Sure!
13:54What could go wrong?
14:01Well, that's one possibility.
14:04Captain, help!
14:20Help!
14:21Genie, make it stop!
14:23It's okay.
14:24I have more remote controls right here.
14:26Garage door, CD player.
14:27Now, what does this one do?
14:30Oh, that's right.
14:34Over here!
14:40This way!
14:42What am I whistling for?
14:43I'm the part with ears.
14:45You want a snack on a princess?
15:10Why not try the real thing?
15:12Don't worry, princess.
15:20Dragon Slayer shall save you.
15:23Charge!
15:24Aladdin, no!
15:31About, mighty steed!
15:34Turn about!
15:35Only I had the key!
15:46Or something to pick it with!
15:49That's it!
15:50Iago!
15:51Get Abu's lockpicks!
15:52Hurry!
15:52Check!
15:53But I'll expect a thank you later.
15:56Enlarge bills, please!
16:01Taste, cold steel beast!
16:04I'll return these when you get your fingers back.
16:21How do I know which one to use?
16:23Try the 19Z double reverse Fatima pick.
16:26This one?
16:27That's the Faisal head.
16:28Don't they teach you anything at the palace?
16:30Well, not thievery.
16:32Ah, deplorable how they ignored the basics.
16:36You're hot!
16:37Getting hotter!
16:38You're burning up!
16:40Very cold.
16:42Arctic.
16:43Okay, raise the upper pick.
16:45Tickle the bottom one.
16:46A little more.
16:47A little more.
16:47There!
16:48You did it!
16:50Not bad.
16:51For a princess.
16:52Oh, no!
16:54Hurry!
16:54Pretend you're still trapped!
16:55What?
16:57I'll free you, princess!
17:00What way is swinging that thing?
17:04My hero!
17:07Princess, look out!
17:11Dragon!
17:12Prepare to meet your doom!
17:14Carpet!
17:16Save him!
17:23I have an idea, but I need your help.
17:26But what?
17:26Trust me.
17:27Oh!
17:29Perhaps Dragon Slayer needs...
17:43A bigger sword?
17:45Hey, Dragon!
17:46Over here!
17:47Toro!
17:48Toro!
17:52Toro!
17:53What's the matter?
17:55Feet stuck to the ground?
18:04Toro!
18:05Toro!
18:06Come on, you slowpoke!
18:07Toro!
18:08Toro!
18:09Come on!
18:10Uh-oh.
18:11Pull me up, Sidira!
18:13Now!
18:14No, Jasmine!
18:16Now, Sidira!
18:17Sidira!
18:21Sidira!
18:21Sidira!
18:34Ooh!
18:35What'd I miss?
18:36Did I miss something?
18:37Wait a minute.
18:38This can't be right.
18:39What was I thinking?
18:41I could have been killed.
18:42Don't ever let me do anything like that again!
18:47Some Dragon Slayer I am.
18:49You were wonderful.
18:51My princess.
18:55This had better work.
18:56That's all I can say.
18:57I can't explain.
19:11Sidira!
19:14Jasmine!
19:15I can't explain.
19:17I mean...
19:18I can't explain.
19:19I mean, I...
19:20I...
19:20Sit down, relax.
19:22I'll explain everything later.
19:25Jasmine.
19:26I just wanted to say...
19:28Well, I'm sorry.
19:30Aladdin's your boyfriend.
19:31Not mine.
19:32But...
19:33Maybe with this outfit...
19:35I can attract a hero of my own.
19:37Are you sure you want one?
19:40Come on.
19:40I'm treating us both to a well-deserved shopping spree.
19:43Hey, wait for me.
19:45Sorry.
19:45Women only.
19:48Jasmine!
19:49Wait up!
19:49Oh, poor Al.
19:51If he ever finds out what happened...
19:52He's gonna be so humiliated.
19:55He'll be mortified.
19:56He'll never live it down.
19:58Yeah.
19:58I can't wait to tell him.
20:01Yoo-hoo!
20:02Oh, Dragon Slayer!
20:05Dragon Slayer!
20:07Oh, no.
20:08Wait.
20:09Iago!
20:09No!
20:10Wait!
20:11No!
20:12Back!
20:12Back!
20:13No!
20:13Let's go!
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