Teyana Taylor Prank Calls Keke Palmer, Victoria Monét & Lori Harvey | Phoning It In | ELLE - video Dailymotion

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Teyana Taylor says her friends and family have no filter, which makes her pretty nervous to prank call them in this episode of “Phoning It In.” Watch as the multi-hyphenate leans into her acting skills—asking ‘All’s Fair’ co-star Niecy Nash to represent her in court, telling Lori Harvey she’s retiring from music, and convincing Victoria Monét to take a culinary exam in her place, even if it sounds a little illegal. She also has Keke Palmer rerouting her drive to rescue her from a fake escape room, proving one thing: her girls are always down.   Stream Teyana Taylor’s album ‘Escape Room’ out now: https://TeyanaTaylor.lnk.to/EscapeRoom    #TeyanaTaylor #EscapeRoom #OneBattleAfterAnother #PhoningItIn #ELLE

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00:00Are you going to be able to answer these questions

00:01if they ask questions and stuff?

00:03You mean I have to speak?

00:05Yeah. Can we get arrested for that?

00:06Girl, if you don't know how to finesse.

00:10Hey, y'all. It's your girl, Tiana Taylor,

00:11and this is Phoning It In with Elle.

00:14I'm nervous because a lot of my friends and family,

00:17they have no filter.

00:19So I'm really in my head trying to figure out

00:21who I'm going to prank and hope they don't say nothing crazy

00:23on the speakerphone.

00:25OK, let's see.

00:27Say you're stuck in an escape room

00:29and ask them to come and break you out.

00:32I call Kee-Kee.

00:38Hello. Sis.

00:39Oh, my God. Did you make it back to L.A. yet?

00:41Yeah. All right, I need a big fucking favor.

00:44I don't know what you doing right now, but, bitch,

00:46I tried to come to the escape room

00:48to explore, like, a potential album release party for the album.

00:52Bitch, why I'm stuck in a room and I can't get out?

00:55Bitch, I need you to come and get me, bitch.

00:56I'm so fucking scared, bitch.

00:58Wait, wait, I'm literally on my way to ADR.

01:01Where are you at?

01:02Oh, my God.

01:03Bitch, tell me on Hollywood Boulevard.

01:05You where?

01:06On Hollywood Boulevard, bitch.

01:07And you already know it's a little creepy over here, bitch.

01:08You're a little crazy.

01:10Let me see where you're at.

01:12This is crazy, bitch.

01:14I'm, like, in, like, a warehouse-type thing.

01:17And there's nobody with you?

01:18Oh, my gosh.

01:19No, because, bitch, you know how I be doing it most of the time.

01:21I just wanted to see what it was.

01:22And, you know, people don't be believing in my vision.

01:24Bitch, this is the first time I think I was wrong.

01:26OK, let me see what I can do.

01:29It's kind of on the route.

01:30I can maybe just stop.

01:32OK.

01:32Yeah, I need you to come in.

01:34Let me, y'all, bitch, because nobody's answering the phone.

01:36So I don't know if I'm, like, purposely not answering the phone

01:39or what's happening, but, bitch, I'm panicking.

01:40I'm starting to get a panic attack.

01:42Bitch, it's hot in here.

01:44I'm getting close to fall, babe.

01:46OK, give me five minutes.

01:47I'm going to text you.

01:48Can you please stay on the phone?

01:49I need you to stay on the phone with me, bitch.

01:50I'm going to.

01:51OK.

01:51My anxiety is through the roof.

01:53Sir, this looks like it's on the way to where we're going.

01:56Did you possibly stop here?

01:59It's my anxiety.

02:00Oh, my God.

02:01Oh, my God.

02:01I got to get out of here.

02:02It's OK.

02:02We're on the way.

02:03Don't worry.

02:04Don't worry.

02:05Don't worry.

02:06Don't worry.

02:07It's your head.

02:08Oh, no.

02:09All right.

02:10Kiki, it's OK, baby.

02:11I'm prank calling you an Elle magazine.

02:15You what?

02:17I'm prank calling you an Elle magazine, bitch.

02:20Oh, my God.

02:20Bruh, you got me crying.

02:24Can I please get this?

02:26Yo, that is so funny.

02:28Oh, my God.

02:29I love you so much.

02:30Oh, my God.

02:31This really just, I already loved you.

02:33But like, this just took us to a whole other level.

02:36This is, what?

02:37I'm like, what fucking kind of team does she have?

02:39These motherfuckers are fired.

02:41All of them.

02:44I'm like, how did they leave her ass?

02:46That was a good ass prank, bitch.

02:47Yo, you know my ass ain't going nobody's escape room

02:50by myself.

02:51OK, I'll see you later.

02:52Yeah, I'll see you later tonight.

02:53OK, see you tonight.

02:54All right, love you.

02:55All right, love you, too.

02:56All right.

02:57Rush.

03:00I'm dead.

03:03Say you're going to retire from music

03:05to become a personal trainer.

03:07We're going to call Lori.

03:13Hello.

03:14Hey, babe, what you doing?

03:16I don't think y'all want to phone me.

03:17That's so bad, bitch, buddy.

03:18Oh, my God.

03:19Before you take off, bitch, I need to tell you something.

03:21So I don't want to, I think I'm going to scrap the whole album.

03:26I want to retire again, bitch.

03:27I'm over it.

03:28Long story.

03:28I'll tell you when you land.

03:30But I want to become a personal trainer.

03:32What do you think?

03:33Wait, what?

03:34I don't think so much.

03:35I'm going to go to work.

03:37Because it's just like, you know, I've done everything.

03:40It's like, what else is there to do?

03:41But I wanted you to partner with me.

03:42I want you to be the Pilates teacher.

03:45And then I do more of the dance moving,

03:47like how I had with Fade to Fit.

03:49But like, we merge it.

03:50Girl, what?

03:52I want to call it move your Pilates.

03:55Yeah.

03:57Like Pilates and popping or popping Pilates.

04:01Popping Pilates, bitch.

04:03All the blood and the nerds.

04:05OK, I think maybe let's just like sit on it or something.

04:08Like, who pissed you off?

04:09Bitch, you're playing about to take off.

04:10I can't get into all them details.

04:12Because then once I start talking, and I start crying,

04:14bitch, and the plane take off, and you lose serving,

04:16it's like, and then, bitch, I'm just going to be like out,

04:18and you know ain't nothing like getting hung up on

04:20while you crying, bitch.

04:23I don't know.

04:23Popping Pilates is nuts.

04:24I feel like you just need to like, what's wrong?

04:26I want to call Pussy Pop Pilates.

04:30Like PPP.

04:32PPP love.

04:34I feel like personal trainers.

04:35PPP Pilates.

04:37I thought I would just jump to personal trainers.

04:40What time you going to land?

04:41Because I want to make this announcement tomorrow.

04:43I don't like that from Monday to Monday.

04:45Monday? Monday's too far.

04:47Sit on your four-hour flight and think about it.

04:50And then when you land, you tell me if this pussy popping

04:52on the handstand or not.

04:54OK.

04:55OK, well, thank you for believing in my endeavors.

04:58I do want to let you know I'm here with Elle magazine,

05:00and I just prank called you.

05:05I was screaming.

05:06I was like, why don't we?

05:08I don't know what you're saying.

05:10All right, well, have a safe flight,

05:12and then we'll talk about our Pussy Pop and Pilates

05:15maybe in a few years from now.

05:18Hey, let me check.

05:18All right, let me check back.

05:21Listen, my girls is down.

05:23Let's just see how this goes.

05:25Call a co-star from All's Fair and ask them

05:28to represent you in real life.

05:30I think I'm going to go on EC.

05:34Hello.

05:35Hey, babe.

05:36Hi.

05:37How are you?

05:37How you doing?

05:39I'm all right.

05:40What's going on?

05:41Girl, you know it's always something.

05:43But I do have a serious question that it might be crazy,

05:47but I can only trust you.

05:49OK.

05:50Pretty much, I'm getting into it with my lawyer.

05:52We're not really seeing eye to eye.

05:55And I need you to represent me.

05:58Huh?

05:59What are you talking about?

06:01No, for real.

06:02So look, I know it may sound crazy.

06:04Like, we'll have the bigger ones there, too,

06:05but I really need you, Kim, and Sarah to, like, represent me.

06:10But the lawyer, the lawyer that I'm working with,

06:13the new lawyer that I'm working with,

06:14is literally saying that.

06:16Technically, if you have two weeks of experience,

06:18you can stand, like, you could pretty much be there

06:22and help represent me.

06:24So you would be kind of, like, under the lawyer.

06:26But Kim is already a lawyer.

06:28That's what I'm saying, that's even better.

06:29So that's one person out the park.

06:30Now I need you to learn, and then Sarah.

06:33And then the three of us can really bust through the doorway

06:35and wave in a 4-4, you know?

06:37First of all, there isn't anything I wouldn't do for you.

06:40Let's start there.

06:41That's that on that.

06:42And whatever you need me to do,

06:44just tell me what you need me to do.

06:46Girl, I need you to become a lawyer.

06:47We got two weeks.

06:49This is the last thing I would have ever thought you would have

06:51I know, but you know, I've called you about crazier, you know?

06:54Once we knock this out the park, we'll really be all's fair.

06:56You know?

06:57Like, this could be a real thing.

06:59Girl, this is banana town.

07:02When do you have to be in court?

07:04I'm really trying to knock this out right before the album drop,

07:06because you know I want to be done before this album comes out.

07:11Just let me know what you need me to do.

07:14Let's give me how you stand what this means to me.

07:16I love you so much.

07:17And I am literally sitting here with Elle magazine,

07:19and we just prank called you.

07:20So, because...

07:26Oh, my God.

07:28You a real rider.

07:29My girl was ready.

07:30Is she like, two weeks?

07:31I didn't know nothing I was talking about.

07:33First of all, it's always going to be yes.

07:36And then second is going to be, let me figure out how.

07:39Baby, when I pay you back for this prank,

07:42I know.

07:43You going to know something.

07:45Bye, girl.

07:45All right, bye.

07:46Bye.

07:49Jill.

07:51Let me see.

07:53Say you missed your flight and asked them to take your culinary

07:56final exam in person for you.

07:58I'm going to call Victoria.

08:06Hey, my girl.

08:07Hey, girl.

08:08What's going on?

08:10I just got out of school right now.

08:12Oh, my God.

08:13Speaking of school, I need the biggest favor.

08:16What's going on?

08:17Girl, so today they was going to let me do an in person

08:21at the culinary, whatever.

08:22So they was going to let me pop up to a spot in LA.

08:27But I missed my flight.

08:29But I have to take an exam.

08:30If you could take it for me, that would be amazing.

08:34Um, how do I do that?

08:36Let me just read you what the emails say,

08:37and then we can just take it from there.

08:39You'll only need to cook a three-course meal

08:42with two French pastries, and then start listing the items

08:45they need to pick up on their way.

08:48So I can either just tell you the meal I want to make,

08:50or you could just kind of, like, Google something.

08:53I can't.

08:54Why?

08:55I just left the school, and I'm on the way to work.

08:58Can I ask someone to do it?

08:59No, girl.

09:00That's cheating.

09:01How do you want to go to culinary school,

09:03and you're going to have somebody else do the assignment

09:05that we both need to be doing?

09:06Why has it got to be me?

09:07Because it's just so important, and it's for the culture.

09:10But I literally have a chef at my house, so he can't.

09:13No, girl.

09:14It got to be you.

09:16This is what's going to happen.

09:17I'll ask him to come to the studio.

09:19They have a very, very small kitchen.

09:21OK.

09:21So you can do what you're asking,

09:22and I can take the pictures with my hands.

09:25I like that.

09:27I have my chef outfit on right now,

09:29so I can look very much like I did it,

09:31but I can't picture you after I call it.

09:32Oh my god, send me a picture.

09:34Why didn't you send a picture on your first day of school?

09:35You can't send me a picture, bitch.

09:37You know what?

09:37I look fucking nuts.

09:39And I'm like, I really need the fashion to change, honestly.

09:42Are you going to be able to answer these questions

09:44if they ask questions and stuff?

09:46You mean I have to speak?

09:47Yeah, can we get arrested for that?

09:49Girl, if you don't know how to finesse,

09:52you will be fine.

09:54You'll be fine.

09:55OK.

09:57I feel like you can't do it as illegal, so shit.

10:01OK, OK.

10:02Well, one, this show me how much of a real friend you are

10:05and a real writer you are.

10:06Two, this is a prank call.

10:07I'm sitting here with Elle magazine.

10:09What?

10:10You mother fucker.

10:12I'm sitting here.

10:15Oh my god, I'm fucking crying.

10:20Why did you eat that?

10:22Why did you do that to me?

10:25Forget you, forget Elle, forget all y'all.

10:28OK, all right, well.

10:29Love you, thank you.

10:31OK, bye.

10:32All right, all right, bye.

10:34All right, I'm tapped out, I'm tapped out.

10:37That was good.

10:39Make sure you check out my album, The Escape Room.

10:41Bye.

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