00:00I've tattooed it all up my neck and it's smoking as well.
00:04Yeah, you didn't.
00:05I did.
00:06You can't do that. That's not allowed.
00:09Hey, I'm Suki Waterhouse and today I'm going to be pranking my friends, family and team.
00:14This is phoning in with Elle.
00:17I definitely did prank call people growing up and I would also pretend to be
00:21my friend's parents on the phone to my mom, which never worked one time, but I still tried.
00:27Tell someone you just found this phone and you're trying to reach the owner.
00:33We're going to call Zoe Kravitz.
00:35This one is making me nervous.
00:39Hi folks.
00:41Hello.
00:43Hi.
00:44Is this the Zoe Kravitz?
00:46It's the Zoe Kravitz.
00:49I can't even do it to her.
00:50Like she knows it too well.
00:52I'm sorry.
00:53I'm trying to prank call you and I knew that you would be too good at it.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Why are you pranking me?
00:58Because I'm doing this Elle thing and they just asked me to and I know that you would
01:02already be too good at doing it.
01:03I'm like, she's going to know straight away and I didn't even put on a voice.
01:08You know what's funny?
01:09You know what's funny is that I saw Billie doing this like.
01:12I know.
01:13I could call Zoe.
01:15And Billie called me out of nowhere the other day or like a month or a couple months ago
01:20and I was like, Billie never calls me.
01:22She was definitely calling Instagram.
01:25Yeah, well you were obviously on the hot list.
01:27Oh my goodness.
01:29All right, babe.
01:30Good luck.
01:30Love you.
01:32Love you.
01:34Bye.
01:36That one didn't last at all.
01:38I can't do it with her.
01:39She's too, she's too on it.
01:41There's no way you're going to prank Zoe.
01:43She's too clever.
01:45Okay, maybe we do.
01:47Say you're getting surgery to straighten your toes and you need to cancel the rest of the tour.
01:53Like who did the research?
01:55I'm going to call my dad because he's a surgeon.
02:00Hey, sorry.
02:01I know it's late.
02:03So wait, I just want, I just need to ask you something really quickly.
02:06You know my feet?
02:09You know how they have like the curling problem?
02:12Yeah.
02:13So I've found this unbelievable surgeon.
02:16I've heard he's like the best surgeon in LA and I just went to go and see him and he said
02:21that it's really like I need to do it soon because otherwise they're just going to curl
02:26inwards and I'm going to be able to stop.
02:28I'm not going to be able to walk like in probably like a year or two.
02:32So he's saying that we need to operate immediately and actually cancel the tour.
02:37Jesus.
02:38Yeah.
02:39So I think I'm just going to have to cancel the tour because I can't.
02:42Hang on, hang on, hang on.
02:43Your tour's only a couple of months.
02:45Yeah, but he's like saying that I won't be able to walk.
02:48Like have no feet.
02:50I mean, I get it that he might say, look, this needs to be done soon.
02:58But I cannot believe that anyone is saying, you know, like you've got three months
03:03of a tour, even two, and you've got to cancel it.
03:06I mean, I can't believe there's going to be that much urgency about it.
03:09I think I'm going to go into surgery in like a couple of hours.
03:13What?
03:14Yeah.
03:15You're already in the hospital ready to go into surgery?
03:18Yeah, he really convinced me.
03:20What the hell, Suki?
03:22Take a break.
03:23He said the surgery is about $150,000 as well.
03:28Jesus.
03:29I mean, you might have talked to me about this.
03:32I am talking to you about it, Dad.
03:33That's why I called you, because you always have the best surgical advice.
03:36You're in the hospital waiting to have a surgery.
03:39You know me.
03:39I just like, I can't do it.
03:41This is a frank call.
03:42I'm on, I'm on, I'm on camera.
03:45Right.
03:45Okay.
03:47Well, I'm pleased to hear that.
03:49That's made me feel a lot better.
03:50But you know what, Suki?
03:52I wouldn't have put it past you.
03:56You freaked your mother out now.
03:57She's just running around like a cat, like a bobcat.
04:00She's weaving around.
04:02Anyway, so who's having all this fun at my expense then?
04:06Just, it will be on, it will be on the internet.
04:09Well, you gave great advice and you stayed very...
04:12I did give good advice.
04:13There's a few f***s in there that wouldn't go down very well.
04:16We'll bleep out the f***s.
04:18Okay, love you.
04:19Love you, mum.
04:22What's next?
04:24Say you got a tattoo of a sparkle muffin
04:27and you're having immediate regrets.
04:29I think I'm going to call my branding manager in London.
04:32His name's Jonathan.
04:36Hi.
04:37Hi, sorry to call you again.
04:39I know it's late.
04:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
04:41It's fine.
04:42I was just going to, I forgot to ask you something
04:45that I haven't told you about yet.
04:48Yeah, no, I did this really stupid thing.
04:51I got really drunk and...
04:54Yeah, and I got this, I'm such an idiot.
04:57I got this, I got this tattoo of a sparkle muffin.
05:02You know, the spider for my album.
05:04I've tattooed it all up my neck and it's, and it's smoking as well.
05:09Yeah, you didn't.
05:11I did.
05:12You can't do that.
05:14That's not allowed.
05:15Well, I'm just thinking like, should we,
05:16what should we do about the shoot next month?
05:18Well, we're going to have to tell.
05:19We're going to have, well,
05:23and I think that that sports kit deal, that's going to be,
05:27I mean, they're not going to want anyone smoking,
05:29let alone a sparkle muffin smoking.
05:32Hold on, hold on one sec.
05:33What about, what about, does it look a bit like a vape?
05:38No, it looks more, it's more like a proper cigarette.
05:41Okay, you know what I'm going to do?
05:43I'm just going to tell them that's how you are now.
05:46You're a sparkle muffin with a smoking cigarette.
05:49Is it on the left hand side or the right hand side?
05:51It's on the right hand side, sort of like coming up the neck.
05:54Okay, let me see if they're by it and if they're okay.
05:57But also, this is a prank call.
05:59It's a prank call.
06:00It's a prank call.
06:01Yeah, you're on camera for Elle.
06:04But I love how you handled that.
06:05That was like, you just accept me for me
06:08and you were going to make that work, whatever happened.
06:12It took me, it took me a minute to get around.
06:16No, all right, bye.
06:21Oh, he was just going to roll with it.
06:23He was going to make it happen.
06:24He's like, this is bad.
06:25This is bad.
06:27Okay, say you're stuck in an elevator and late for an audition.
06:31Ask if they'll go read for you.
06:33Okay, I'm going to call Cammie Maroon
06:34because she will freak out
06:36and absolutely not want to go to an audition with me.
06:44Hi babe, are you good?
06:45Babe, I'm so sorry.
06:48I have this absolute emergency.
06:50I'm in New York.
06:51I just got flown in for this superhero audition
06:55but I'm stuck in an elevator
06:57and they just asked if I can have anyone go read for me
07:00and I was like, can you go and just read for me
07:05and I'll say the lines over the phone
07:06in the way that I want you to say them.
07:10Wait, I'm in the car right now about,
07:14I'm in the car in the airport department.
07:15No babe, I need you to go like right now.
07:17I need you to go right now to the audition babe.
07:19This would be like the biggest deal for me.
07:21You just need to do a solid for me.
07:22Just show me that you're really my friend.
07:24Wait, wait, wait.
07:25Wait, babe, what do you mean?
07:26I'm on my way to shoot Nightmares.
07:28Well, turn around.
07:28I'm on my way to New York.
07:30Babe, I need you to get there
07:32and they can try and postmates me a snack as well
07:36from the elevator because I'm absolutely,
07:38I've been stuck in an elevator for like four hours.
07:41I'm so hungry.
07:43Wait, what do you mean?
07:44I don't understand what's happening.
07:44I'm on my way to the airport in a car service right now.
07:46I'm going to Barcelona.
07:49Okay.
07:50I'm not in New York.
07:51This is a prank call.
07:51You're on Elle.
07:52Oh my God, you're an insane person.
07:56I hate you.
07:58Bye.
07:58Bye.
08:03She bet you she wasn't going to the airport.
08:04She was just like, no, I am not doing that
08:08under any circumstances.
08:10This is so fun.
08:11What's the last one?
08:13Say you have signed on to host the next season
08:16of Love is Blind.
08:17I'm going to call Rob and see what he'd think of this.
08:20I feel like they're shooting somewhere today
08:21that's not got the best service.
08:24It's not going through.
08:26Okay, now it's ringing.
08:28My love.
08:28Hi, my angel.
08:32No, I said my angel.
08:35You know that show?
08:36You know Love is Blind?
08:38Yeah.
08:38I just got offered to be the host for Love is Blind.
08:42Isn't that so cool?
08:43Which one's Love is Blind again?
08:45We watched it a while ago and they're like,
08:46oh, you're my type.
08:47You're my type.
08:48It's quite deep though.
08:49It has quite a lot of like under...
08:52I don't know.
08:52I feel like it's a sociological experiment.
08:55It's actually quite beautiful in lots of ways.
08:58Yeah.
08:59Yeah.
09:01That's interesting.
09:04What interesting kind of men.
09:06Yeah.
09:08I don't know.
09:09I just feel like it would be like quite a good thing
09:13to do.
09:13But also they were saying,
09:15they were saying we could do it together as well,
09:17which I thought actually could be quite good.
09:24But don't you think it would be quite good for us?
09:26Like it'd be great for you.
09:35Yeah.
09:36Yeah.
09:41I know you're so sweet.
09:44I love you.
09:48No, you're not on TV.
09:50No.
09:51You are going to be on the internet though.
09:56I love you.
09:57I love you.
09:57Bye.
09:58Okay.
09:58That might take some convincing.
10:02Thanks so much for watching.
10:03That was so much fun.
10:04Be sure to check out my album
10:06and come and see me on tour.
10:08Bye.
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